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[radio static]

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Hello, Australia.

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ALF calling Australia.
Come in please.

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Good day.

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What's the matter,
a dingo got your tongue?

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ALF to Australia.
ALF to Australia. Come in.

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- Say, what are you doing?
- Willie.

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I've got the most brilliant
money-making plan ever devised.

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I'm glad you asked.

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Did you know that it's already
tomorrow in Australia?

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Well.. that's because
to get there you have to cross

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the international date line.

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Well, that's fascinating,
for those of us who care.

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Why the racing form?

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It's all part of the plan.

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See, I'm trying to get an
Australian to check

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tomorrow's "LA Times"
and tell me who's gonna win

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the Pick Six tonight
at Hollywood Park.

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[laughs]

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Oh, I can't believe
no one's thought of this before.

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Um.... Heh.
Let me try to explain here.

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Uh, it's not really
tomorrow there.

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Well, it is for them
but for us it's today.

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You see, the time is the same,
it's just it's different days.

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Go ahead, make the bet.

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[beeping over radio]

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What's that?

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I don't know, Willie.
Listen, listen.

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[beeping over radio]

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- This can't be possible.
- What? What's not possible?

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This message,
it's in Melmacian code.

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Someone's trying to contact me.

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[theme music]

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Did you get it?
Have you translated the code?

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You're not gonna believe this.

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- What does it say?
- They're coming to get me.

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- Who? Who's coming to get you?
- My friends Skip and Rhonda.

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They've been trying
to contact me for days.

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Seems they bought a new planet
and they want me to join them

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in the beginning
of a new Melmac.

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Now, are you sure
you copied it down right?

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I mean, I wouldn't
wanna get my..

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Your hopes up.

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I certainly don't need
to decode that.

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I don't understand.
How can you just buy a planet?

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Well, they got a good deal
on a foreclosure.

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You know what this means?

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It means a chance
for a new homeland

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where liberty and freedom and
the rights of the individual

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will reign supreme.

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As soon as we
buy off the natives

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with some cheap trinkets.

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Well, I guess we should have
expected this day might come.

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When are Skip and Rhonda
coming for you?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What's with the bum's rush here?

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Well, we assume by our..

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Your excitement
that you're going.

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Well, maybe, maybe not.

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There's a lot to consider.

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Not the least of
which is the $600

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they want for
a security deposit.

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That's not a problem.

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Somebody get her a hanky.

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- ALF, don't go.
- Oh, finally.

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You know, it's not
that we're anxious

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to see you leave, exactly.

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It's just that

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well, this should be
the fulfillment of a dream.

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We don't wanna
stand in your way.

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Nice save.

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Man.

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How can I make a decision
like this?

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Whatever I decide
I lose something.

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When do you have
to let them know?

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Well, they said
they're gonna broadcast

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another message tomorrow.

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[beeping]

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[sighs]

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What do you suppose
it means, colonel?

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Do you really think there's
something out there

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trying to reach us?

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I hope so.

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I hate begging for funding

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every year
with pictures of Frisbees

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taken by some gas-station
attendant in the Ozarks.

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- Colonel.
- Did you get through to NASA?

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Afraid he's as stumped
as we are, sir.

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Ugh.

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What is it? What does it mean?

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What we have is a continuously
repeating signal.

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It's not coming from a satellite
or any other man-made device.

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It's originating
from deep space,

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and it appears
to be coming closer.

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We have every available computer
working on this night and day.

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We will find out what this
means, alright, sergeant?

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Yes, sir.

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I love it when he takes control.

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- What's that, sergeant?
- Uh, nothing, sir.

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Oh, hey. Hey, look, Brian.

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Here's that kick-me sign
I tapped to your back

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your first day of school
four years ago.

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Oh, wow.

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That was the day I learned

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how to run really,
really fast.

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Oh, oh. And here's
that fake finger

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I put in your mashed potatoes.

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I didn't think it was possible
to spit anything that far.

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[laughs]

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Oh, hey, remember this?
The arrow?

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The arrow through the head?

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Remember?

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"Help me, Brian!
Help me! Help me!"

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Oh, we've had some fun times
together, ALF.

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Yeah, we sure have.

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Are you gonna go away?

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I can't make up my mind.

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Could I go with you?

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Aw, come on, Brian.

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You've got a life full of
accomplishments ahead of you.

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You'll meet people,
you'll fall in love.

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She'll break your heart,
you'll find somebody better.

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You'll have children,
they'll break your heart.

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Eventually, you'll
grow old and die.

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You don't wanna miss out
on all that, do you?

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No, I guess not.

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Thattaboy.

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[laughing]

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Oh, ah, what a maroon.

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What's it say?
What's it say?

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They're still coming,
aren't they?

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If I want them to.

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Well, they're not gonna
land here, are they?

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Because I've seen
the way you guys park.

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They've given me coordinates

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to a landing spot
on the edge of town.

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Seems they only have enough fuel

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for one pass
so it's now or never.

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How will they find you?

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Well, Skip said to be there
right on the stroke of midnight

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wearing a trench coat
and a fedora.

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[beeping]

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- Uh-oh.
- What? What was that?

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They want my answer.

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[Jeopardy theme
music over radio]

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[sighs]

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I hate it when they
push me like that.

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What do I do?

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What do I tell them?

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You might wanna make sure
your answer

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is in the form of a question.

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What's the right answer?

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I mean, do I give up
all that I have

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for what might only
be a pipe dream?

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Do I leave my loved ones
for a chance at freedom?

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I can't decide.
I can't. I can't.

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Just close your eyes tightly.

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What's the first thing you see?

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[dramatic music]

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Well, ahem
what did you tell them?

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I'm going.

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But I'm not chipping in for gas.

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Okay, I'll tell him. Right.

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Colonel, we were just informed.

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That last transmission
didn't come from space.

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It, uh.. It came from Earth.

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Earth?

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Can you be more specific?

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Uh, yes, sir. That would be
the third planet

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from the sun, sir.

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Thank you, lieutenant.

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I believe what I meant
was where on Earth

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did that transmission come from?

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Lieutenant, we are
not in this for fun.

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This is the real thing.

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If there's going
to be an encounter

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I don't wanna be sitting
around with my finger up my nose

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because some smart-aleck
jokester didn't do his job.

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Now, I don't care
what you have to do

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or what lie you
have to tell

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but I want that code cracked
and I want it cracked now.

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Do you understand me,
lieutenant?

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Now move.

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And that goes for all of you.

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His wife's in Bermuda.

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Hey, hey, this is supposed to be
my going-away party.

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Come on, let's
"Boogie Oogie Oogie"

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till we just
can't boogie no more.

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He's right, you know.

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As hard as it is to say goodbye,
we should be happy for him.

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It's a time to celebrate.
Right, Kate?

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I'm fine. I'm on my
second piece of cake.

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I'm gonna miss you most of all.

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ALF, before you go

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um, this would be
a good time

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we thought to express
how we feel about you.

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[sighs]

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When you first landed
in our garage

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I was just a shy,
awkward little girl with braces

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but since then you have taught
me that anything is possible.

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Because of you I can never ever

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again close my mind
to new ideas.

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I guess what I'm trying to
say is that wherever you--

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Hold it, hold it, hold it.

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This isn't funny.

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Where are the jokes?

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Where are the cheap shots?

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I want you to have this
in hopes that in years to come

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when you're far away,
you'll wear it and think of me.

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Oh. Your locket.

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Look. It's a picture
of Elvis and Mary Tyler Moore

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from "A Change of Habit."

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Lynn, how could
I ever forget you?

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Well, come on, come on.
Who's next?

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Brian?

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Here. I made this for you.

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An original Brian Tanner.

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See, here's us on Earth, and
here's you on your new planet.

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We're really not all that
far away from each other.

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Thanks, B.

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Goodbye, ALF.

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We'll always be best friends?

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[Kate sighs]

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ALF, um..

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...we've been together
for what, 10 years?

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Going on four.

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Really?

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Well, as you know,
we haven't always gotten along.

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Or been that close.

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But we have seen
each other naked.

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Whatever.

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But family members often
disagree with each other.

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It doesn't mean
they love each other any less.

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[chuckles]

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I guess having you with us

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has enriched our family.

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It's given each of us a new
perspective on life and living

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and taught us incredible
survival skills.

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You know, whatever doesn't
kill you, makes you stronger.

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Well, ALF,
I don't know what to say.

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You've certainly
turned our lives inside out

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but you've also made us laugh.

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You've expanded our horizons.

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You've given us experiences

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that no other family
on Earth can share.

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And, although it's gonna
leave a big void

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right in the middle
of our lives

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it means that you're
going to have a chance

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to live a life
with dignity and purpose.

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The life that awaits you
in your new home.

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And I think it's that thought

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that makes the idea
of missing you bearable.

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Oh, Willie, take me with you.

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You're the one that's going.

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Oh, yeah.

256
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,151
I was caught up in the moment.

257
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,854
Well, we thought it was only

258
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:27,158
proper this time,
to give you this.

259
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,462
A stick.

260
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:35,266
Look, everybody.
Willie gave me a stick.

261
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,003
Not just any stick.

262
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,874
This is a stick
from the roof of our garage.

263
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:47,078
The garage that
you crashed into

264
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,414
almost four years ago now.

265
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,383
Read what it says.

266
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:58,589
"To ALF.
If you ever drop in again,

267
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,527
please use the front door.
Love, the Tanners."

268
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,563
Thanks, guys.

269
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,903
Now I'd like to say something,
if I might.

270
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,238
Go ahead, ALF.

271
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,375
I wanna thank you
for taking me in

272
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,044
and making me
feel like family.

273
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,947
Oh, ALF.

274
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,783
And if I have one regret

275
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:30,521
it's that I couldn't
walk among humans unafraid.

276
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,491
Walk up to some
Joe Citizen and say

277
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,562
"Hey, Joe, wanna grab a brewski
and talk about the Lakers?"

278
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:43,935
But I can do that
where I'm going

279
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:47,305
although none of us
are named Joe.

280
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,645
Well, Eric's in his car seat.

281
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,280
It's time to go.

282
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,627
I can't let you leave
without doing this.

283
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,662
Uh-oh.

284
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,268
(ALF)
Oh.

285
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,773
Be happy.

286
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,743
Come on. You're gonna be late.

287
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,478
I'll be right out.

288
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:38,289
[instrumental music]

289
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,691
[car door closes]

290
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,794
[car cranks over]

291
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,265
Well, goodbye, house.

292
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,341
[car horn honks]

293
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,347
Four years
and they give me a stick.

294
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,784
[scoffs]

295
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,827
Good news, sir.

296
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,562
We cracked the code.

297
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,930
What is it?

298
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,265
It appears
that an alien spacecraft

299
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,368
is about to rendezvous
with one of its own.

300
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:30,675
I knew it! I knew it!
We're not crazy!

301
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:34,779
We haven't wasted the last
10 years of our lives.

302
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,615
The, uh, coordinates would
indicate that the contact point

303
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,552
is a field just outside of
Los Angeles at, uh, 2400 hours.

304
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,321
Damn! I wanted to be
there for it.

305
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,756
Alright. Alert LA.
Tell them to get moving.

306
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,525
Oh, and tell them
to keep a low profile.

307
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,160
We don't wanna scare 'em away.

308
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,663
Gentlemen, get ready
to go down in history.

309
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,831
[chuckles]

310
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,169
[cricket chirping]

311
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,409
[sighs]

312
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,685
Willie.

313
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,855
ALF, we just stopped
five minutes ago.

314
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,657
I wanna be sure.

315
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,527
Have you ever used a bathroom
at zero gravity?

316
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,930
You think I'm messy at home.

317
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,834
[breaks squealing]

318
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,671
[instrumental music]

319
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,876
(officer over radio)
'We're about five minutes
from rendezvous point.'

320
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,511
'No visual contact.'

321
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,514
'Please advise.'

322
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,449
The UFO has been picked up
on radar.

323
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,717
It's right on course.

324
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,654
Proceed with caution.
Code yellow.

325
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,889
[beeping]

326
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,628
[music continues]

327
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,742
Well I guess this must be it.

328
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,913
Nothing to do now
but unload the car and wait.

329
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,818
We have established visual
contact with ground zero.

330
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,754
There's an unknown
civilian vehicle on site.

331
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,724
- Please advise.
- Good. Stay calm.

332
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,094
Go to code green.

333
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,395
Good luck, men.

334
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:37,435
(Kate)
It's a fine night
to leave the galaxy.

335
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,904
Does anyone know
what poison oak looks like?

336
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,674
Why is this so heavy?

337
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,480
- Isn't this our VCR?
- Oh, is it? Ha.

338
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,382
You know, I couldn't
remember whether

339
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,252
I bought that
or if you guys, uh..

340
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,856
Keep it. I insist.

341
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:05,563
As I recall, you only had two
suitcases when you got here.

342
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,266
What's in these boxes, anyway?

343
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,667
[whirring]

344
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,005
ALF, your ride's here.

345
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,609
[wind whooshing]

346
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,997
Safe home, my friend.

347
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,499
Hey, no problem.

348
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,834
We'll be going against traffic.

349
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,747
[dramatic music]

350
00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,159
ALF! Someone's coming!

351
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,493
Get back here!

352
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,797
What?

353
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,198
[whimpering]

354
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,599
Uh-oh.

355
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:18,035
[spaceship whirs]

356
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,137
Wait! Wait!

357
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,639
Don't leave me!

358
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,315
ALF!

359
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,584
Dad, do something!

360
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,420
Stay right where you are.

361
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,126
Uh, hey, guys.

362
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,629
You wanna grab a brewski?

363
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,933
What about those Lakers, huh?

364
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,141
Just my luck.

365
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,610
Not a sports fan among you.

366
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,026
[theme music]

367
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,087
[ALF laughs]