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Good morning, Brian.

2
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- What's that?
- ALF's breakfast.

3
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I think not.

4
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What happened to you?

5
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I've got static cling.

6
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Ah, there's my other sock.

7
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Ow!

8
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Yank out all my fur,
why don't you?

9
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Sorry.

10
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What were you doing
in the laundry?

11
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The question is

12
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what is the laundry
doing in my room.

13
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However, if I had
a room of my own..

14
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Sorry, ALF, a room addition

15
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is out of the question.

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Fine, just remember this

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the next time you complain
about fur in your shorts.

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[theme music]

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[music continues]

20
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[instrumental music]

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Gee, these things
can do a lot more

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than just measure tape.

23
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Whoa!

24
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[clattering]

25
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'I just hate when this happens.'

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(Kate)
'ALF?'

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ALF? Is that, is that you?

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(ALF)
'Well, that depends.'

29
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'Will this involve
yelling at an alien?'

30
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Probably.

31
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- Are you alright?
- No.

32
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You guys should really
look into public storage.

33
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We already have.
They won't take you.

34
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Very nice.
Kick me while I'm hemorrhaging.

35
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ALF, what are you doing here?

36
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You remember, Kate.
My planet exploded.

37
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I crashed into your garage.

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- You said I could stay.
- ALF.

39
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I was measuring
for my bedroom set.

40
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Now, I'm thinking
of a Southwestern motif.

41
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Willie, pick up
a few cattle skulls

42
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on your way home tomorrow.

43
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There's a dear.

44
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ALF, we need the attic.

45
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Kate, look at this.

46
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Oh.

47
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Oh, Willie.

48
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Do these ever
bring back memories?

49
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Wait. Wait. There's more.

50
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Look.

51
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Oh!

52
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Hey! I'm impressed.

53
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When did you guys
have a Mercedes?

54
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No, ALF. This is a peace sign.

55
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What's it for?

56
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It symbolized
the goals and ideals

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of our country's youth.

58
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So it is from a Mercedes.

59
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Oh, I'd forgotten
all about this stuff.

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Why don't you just
trash all this garbage?

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We can't throw
these things away, this..

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These are a part of who we are.

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Or...more accurately,
who we were.

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Based on those pants

65
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you were some type
of outpatient.

66
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Wonder what these are.

67
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Oh, Willie!

68
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Willie, "Summer of Love."

69
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I saw that on cable!
I'm ashamed of you two.

70
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No, ALF,
it was nothing like that.

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These are the movies I took
at Woodstock.

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- Huh?
- Woodstock.

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It was a music festival.

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Three days of peace
and love and rock 'n' roll.

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Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin

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Country Joe and the Fish.

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You made that one up.

78
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No way, man.

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I think these films
are happenin'.

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[chuckles]
Well, uh, if it's your bag

81
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uh, let's go groove on it.

82
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What do you say, ALF?

83
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That depends.
What did you say?

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[instrumental music]

85
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Down in front!

86
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ALF!

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Come on, Kate.

88
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You won't let me go
to a real theater.

89
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At least let me create
a reasonable facsimile.

90
00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,707
Focus! Focus!

91
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Let me turn it on
before you pelt me.

92
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I'd appreciate your not using
the word pelt around me.

93
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Hi, everyone.

94
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Oh, no. Is the cable down again?

95
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Lynn, we found our movies
from Woodstock.

96
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Oh, how nice for you.

97
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I'll be in my room.

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You can't miss this.

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This is a monumental piece
of history.

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It's the turning point
for a whole generation.

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It's a bunch of naked people
dancing in the mud.

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Who am I to miss the turning
point for a whole generation?

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No talking during the film!

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ALF.

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Usher, this woman
is annoying me.

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[knocking on door]

107
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That would be your cue.

108
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Did you ever think
that just once

109
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I'd like to maybe
meet your friends?

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(Trevor)
'Hey, Tanners, it's me, Trevor!'

111
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Don't ever think that.

112
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- Hi, Trevor.
- Hi, Willie.

113
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- Hi, Kate. I'm done with this.
- That you are.

114
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Oh, I always say,
"Never send a Weedwhacker

115
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to do a garden weasel's job."

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Isn't that the truth?

117
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Oh, your cable went down?

118
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Mom and dad are gonna show us
woodchuck movies.

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No, Woodstock.

120
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Woodstock?

121
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Oh, you mean that hippie thing?

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- I hate that.
- Hello, Willie, Kate.

123
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Come on, Trevor.
The Litwacks are waiting.

124
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Get the bridge mix,
and let's go.

125
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Oh, yeah, can we borrow
some bridge mix?

126
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We're playing cards
with somebody else besides you.

127
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Sorry, we're all out.

128
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Oh, I guess
we can't play bridge.

129
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- Got any gin?
- Oh, come on, Trevor!

130
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Alright, alright.

131
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Well, so much for the cartoon.

132
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Now could we see
our feature presentation?

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Brian..

134
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...the projector, please.

135
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[projector whirring]

136
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[instrumental music]

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(ALF)
'Hey, Brian this gives me
an idea for the wading pool.'

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(Kate)
'Forget it.'

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(Lynn)
Great camerawork, dad.

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- Look! That's Mama Cass.
- Mm-hmm.

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Short for casserole I wager.

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(Willie)
'There she is, kids.'

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(ALF)
'Who, Stevie Nicks?'

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(Lynn)
'Mom, tell me that isn't you.'

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Guilty.

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Wow, you were cute back then.

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Oh, thanks, Bri...I think.

148
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Now I see
why you married Willie.

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You were dizzy.

150
00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,450
No. That's why I married him.

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[Kate laughing]

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(ALF)
'Yikes! It's that girl.'

153
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'Hey, where'd you
get that shirt?'

154
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'Fredericks of Sri Lanka?'

155
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It was the '60s, ALF.

156
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Those clothes made a statement.

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Yeah. "I dress in the dark."

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[instrumental music]

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(Willie)
'You wanna explain this?'

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Shoot bullets through me.
I felt like a snack.

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Pass the mustard.

162
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May I help you with something?

163
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Now I know..

164
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:04,276
Now I know
who you remind me of.

165
00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:07,479
You remind me of my
college roommate...Snout.

166
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:13,184
And I thought
Melmackian parents were cruel.

167
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That was only his nickname.
His real name was Dexter.

168
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Dexter Lurch IV.

169
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,494
Then again, Snout is nice.

170
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Snout used to go on these
marathon eating binges

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late at night, Oreos, Cheez Whiz

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anything he could
get his hands on.

173
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How does that remind you of me?

174
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Anyway..

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Ol' Snout is quite a character.

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He was, uh,
a-a kind of folk hero

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to a lot of the kids on campus

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myself included for a time.

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I remember he-he was
the first guy in the dorm

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to pierce his ear.

181
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We had a word for guys
like that on Melmac.

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Pirates.
What'd you think I meant?

183
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,736
And, uh, I remember
another time he..

184
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,039
...he took off all his clothes
and set 'em on fire.

185
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,675
Sounds like a real party animal.

186
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,243
No, you don't understand, ALF.

187
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,347
We, we-we were trying
to end the war.

188
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,616
Did it work?

189
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:21,653
Well, I like to think that
maybe in a small way it did.

190
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:26,257
So why doesn't anybody do any
of that peace stuff anymore?

191
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:30,462
Well, for one thing
we're not at war now.

192
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,863
Oh, right.

193
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,299
And there's a Club Med
in Central America

194
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,469
and the Persian Gulf
is a water theme park.

195
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,939
Well, it's different.

196
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,141
What happened to you?

197
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,910
Well, when a person gets older

198
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,912
he sees things
a little differently.

199
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:51,449
He chooses his battles
a little more carefully.

200
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:53,752
I get it.

201
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,088
Turn on, tune in, sell out.

202
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,592
I did not sell out.

203
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,127
I have a family to support.

204
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,997
I have an extended family,
I might add.

205
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,367
Ooh. Good one, Willie.

206
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,871
Oh, you don't understand.

207
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,539
What's to understand?

208
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,508
You cut your hair, got a job

209
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,043
and you won't let me live
in the attic.

210
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,711
Forget the attic.

211
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,313
The attic is out.

212
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:26,651
Why? You need the storage space
for your abandoned idealism?

213
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,090
Goodnight, ALF.

214
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,996
Boy, point out one major flaw
in someone's belief system

215
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,198
they take it personally.

216
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,007
[instrumental music]

217
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,049
I can't sleep.

218
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,985
Maybe all the pacing
is keeping you up.

219
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,321
I can't help thinking
maybe ALF is right.

220
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,990
Willie, check your temperature.

221
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,325
I mean it, Kate.

222
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,828
I used to organize peace marches

223
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,863
now I organize coupons.

224
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,298
It's a big help, honey.

225
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,068
Oh, thank you, but..
What am I saying?

226
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,171
Willie, you can't let ALF
get to you like this.

227
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,474
Oh, it's not just ALF.

228
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,379
Although he does
figure prominently.

229
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:32,083
I come with a peace offering.
You want a flower?

230
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,552
- No.
- Good.

231
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,792
[burps]

232
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,328
I came to say I'm sorry.

233
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,731
Apology accepted. Goodnight.

234
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,934
I realized you had no choice
but to sell out.

235
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,437
The system is bigger
than you are.

236
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,842
Well, we're both
bigger than you, so leave.

237
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,611
Whoa, man!

238
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,313
Bad vibrations!

239
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,648
Whew!

240
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,421
- So now can you sleep?
- Oh, yeah, sure. Uh-huh.

241
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,928
[breathing heavily]

242
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,131
[instrumental music]

243
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,042
Ah, come on, Willie.
I want you to meet my friends.

244
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,511
Oh, gosh, I'd love to, Kate,
but I don't have time.

245
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,081
I got to finish registering and
I-I got to get my campus map.

246
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,451
[laughing]
You're a trip.

247
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,821
- Well, thank you.
- Listen, you get us a table.

248
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,224
- I'll be right back, okay?
- A table? Sure. Sure thing.

249
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,128
Hey, peace!
Welcome to Big Daddy's.

250
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,797
I'm Big Daddy.
All you need is love.

251
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,166
There's a two-drink minimum.

252
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,634
I'm Willie Tanner.

253
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,103
Uh, I'm delighted
to make your scene.

254
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,706
This is my old lady
Judy Blue Eyes.

255
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:06,110
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Eyes.

256
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,313
To everything,
there is a season.

257
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,714
Did you mention
the two-drink minimum?

258
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,982
- It's handled.
- Ah!

259
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,483
Our hangout is your hangout.

260
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,252
We just want you
to feel welcome.

261
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,688
- Please make yourself at home.
- Well, thank you, uh..

262
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,757
[sneezing]
Thank you very much. I think
I'll-I'll just sit over here.

263
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,961
- Get out of that booth!
- Get out of that booth!

264
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,629
Oh, no, no, no.

265
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,799
- Not Snout's booth, Willie.
- Who's Snout?

266
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,435
[laughing]
He's new here.

267
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,371
- No.
- No.

268
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,340
Say, Kate, this Snout person..

269
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,909
Oh, yeah, yeah, like, um..

270
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:41,179
Snout's like...our guru.

271
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,181
- I beg your pardon?
- Our guru, you know.

272
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,184
Like, um...oh,
like the<i> maharishi</i>

273
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,653
like...a man of peace.

274
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,588
Well, then why can't I
sit in his booth?

275
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,124
Because he'll punch
your lights out.

276
00:14:55,262 --> 00:15:00,164
Peace! Love!
Right on! Your mother!

277
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,100
Hey, Snout!

278
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,836
Kate, my child, my flower.

279
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,804
My flower child.

280
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,842
Who's the nerd?

281
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:15,013
Oh, Snout, that's Willie.
He's new here.

282
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,081
There's a bulletin.

283
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,516
So, bro, where you from?

284
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,085
Oh, you know, I've been around.

285
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,887
Here, there.

286
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,690
Decatur, Illinois.

287
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,293
And, you know, it shows.

288
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,361
Kate, we missed you
at the sit-in.

289
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,930
You don't actually do that.

290
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,532
- Do you?
- Do what?

291
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,602
Sit in someone's office
until they make you leave.

292
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,137
And interfere with
other people's right

293
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,139
to get an education.

294
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,541
Hey, man, for your information

295
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,045
we're trying to educate people
to the way that the system

296
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,547
exploits those
who aren't in power.

297
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,716
- Alright!
- Yeah!

298
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,351
People who really
wanna change history

299
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,919
don't do it by sitting around.

300
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,889
They go out and work
for what they believe.

301
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:06,965
You can't rebuild
without tearing down first.

302
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,601
That's ridiculous, you have
to work within the system.

303
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,938
Don't you have an Up With People
rehearsal to go to?

304
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,841
No, but I do have to go.

305
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,777
- Oh, Willie, be cool.
- No, it's alright, Kate.

306
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,779
I have to meet
my roommate anyway.

307
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,683
Does anyone know where
I can find Dexter Lurch IV?

308
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,190
Hey, right here, roomie.

309
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,859
Oh, by the way, I shed.

310
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,431
Roommate...shedding..

311
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,600
...up with people..

312
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,204
Turn off the lava lamp,
I can't sleep.

313
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,010
So what're the specials today?

314
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,379
Egg salad,
tuna salad, brisket.

315
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,447
Heavenly<i> ambrosia, </i>
celestial<i> ambrosia</i>

316
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,217
and beef<i> ambrosia. </i>
What's for dessert?

317
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,285
Chicago seven-layer cake.

318
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,058
- Hey, Big Daddy.
- Hey, Moon Shadow.

319
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,260
[chuckles]

320
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,563
So how'd you do
on your finals, kid?

321
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,033
I like to think that grades
aren't all that important

322
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,301
in the grand scheme of things.

323
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,438
- You graduated.
- With honors.

324
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,340
Don't tell Snout.

325
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,109
You know, I agree with you
on this grades business.

326
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,513
I never got better than a D
on anything and look at me now.

327
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,885
We've both come a long way.

328
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,521
But you know,
I realized something today.

329
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,489
I didn't come to college
for the diploma.

330
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,091
I thought I did, but now I know

331
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,993
it's really much,
much more than that.

332
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,728
I know, chicks.

333
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,230
Yeah, chicks are nice,
but I'm talking about

334
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,699
a whole new perspective.

335
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,636
I-I realized something,
that these past four years

336
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,939
have really opened my eyes.

337
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,375
I know now my life's work
is to make this place

338
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,777
called Earth a better planet.

339
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,547
- You sound like Snout.
- I know.

340
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,048
I owe him a lot, Daddy.

341
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,317
He's taught me
there's much more to life

342
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,553
than turning a fast buck.

343
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,856
Peace. Don't get up.

344
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,827
What's with the hat?
You graduating?

345
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,796
Yeah, this place
is like the White House.

346
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,666
After eight years,
they make you leave.

347
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,838
I'm gonna miss you, roomie.

348
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,573
Where you gonna go?

349
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,441
To work, where else?

350
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,710
Oh, you got a job? That's great.

351
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,113
Where's it gonna be? ACLU?

352
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,315
Uh, peace corps?

353
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,485
You're looking
at the new partner

354
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:44,088
in the brokerage house
of Heinz, Heinz, and my dad.

355
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,058
Guess which one hired me.

356
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,827
I can't believe it.

357
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,130
What about your plans
to help the poor?

358
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,065
The-the disenfranchised?

359
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,734
W-w-what about your ideals?

360
00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:00,838
This isn't college.
This is life.

361
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:05,076
How can you just walk away
from everything you believe in?

362
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,544
Who's walking?

363
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,980
I'll be driving my new Mercedes.

364
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,383
Oh, what do you think,
burgundy with a tan interior?

365
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,554
Snout! You're selling out!

366
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,423
Hey, lighten up, man.

367
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,326
In a year,
you'll be calling me for a job.

368
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,128
Here's my card.

369
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,130
See you later, agitator.

370
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,601
Not in a year.

371
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,737
Not in a hundred years.

372
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,573
I'm not gonna be a slave
to the almighty dollar.

373
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:39,076
I'm keeping my ideals.
I'm not selling out!

374
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,546
I'm not selling out.

375
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,549
I'm not. Yoko, tell them!

376
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,652
Did not sell out.

377
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,654
Of course, you didn't, dear.

378
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,856
Now go back to sleep.

379
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,395
There's something I have
to take care of first.

380
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,536
Yoko?

381
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,676
¶ I'm gonna lay down
my fork and spoon ¶

382
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,545
¶ Down by the dinner plate ¶

383
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,948
¶ Down by the dinner plate ¶

384
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,583
¶ Down by the dinner plate ¶

385
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,852
¶ I'm gonna lay down
my fork and spoon ¶

386
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,688
¶ Down by the dinner plate ¶

387
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,625
¶ And eat this with my hands ¶¶

388
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,730
[ALF chomping]

389
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,400
- Are you eating again?
- No.

390
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,469
[burps]
Still.

391
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,442
I wanna talk to you
about something.

392
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,378
You were just
in a dream of mine.

393
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,648
In this dream,
did I have my own room?

394
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:54,385
No, actually,
you shared a room with me.

395
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,088
Fine! We'll give Kate the attic.

396
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,460
No, ALF,
we'll give you the attic.

397
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,863
- Really?
- Really.

398
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,533
I think I can get rid of some
of that stuff I got up there.

399
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,536
You said that stuff
was part of you.

400
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:16,974
Well, I thought I needed it,
but as it turns out...I don't.

401
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,976
I still have..

402
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,146
...all the important things
I got from the '60s.

403
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,749
You do?

404
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:29,320
I may not be out
marching on Washington..

405
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:33,224
...but I'm a social worker.
I still help people.

406
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,992
One at a time.

407
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,862
I realized that's the way
I can do the most good.

408
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,565
And you get a sack lunch.

409
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,969
It's a good life.

410
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,671
Cookie?

411
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,606
I can dig it.

412
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,514
[instrumental music]

413
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,985
Where's ALF? It's not like him
to miss a meal.

414
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,521
He's up in his new room
listening to an album.

415
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,523
I think it's The Doors again.

416
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:08,559
He said he'd be down
in a minute.

417
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,295
Don't you guys miss
the good old days?

418
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,831
Mm-mm. Not for a minute.

419
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,802
I think I do...a little.

420
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,004
But as much as I loved the '60s

421
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,673
that's probably
the last decade

422
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,742
I'd ever want to return to.

423
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,577
[peppy music]

424
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,214
Alright, Tanners.
Get down and boogie.

425
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,154
I'd like to qualify
my last remark.

426
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,696
[theme music]

427
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,655
[ALF laughing]