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How come so many of these
are lemon-scented?

2
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Because lemon
smells nice, I guess.

3
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Well, in that case,
why don't they make one

4
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that smells like old sneakers?

5
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Manly, yes

6
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but I like it too.

7
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Lynn, uh, you want me to dry?

8
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Thanks, dad.

9
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Hey, look, you could tell
fortunes with these.

10
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Behold, a Fantastik Future.

11
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Ha!

12
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Dare I ask what's behind
this fascination

13
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with cleaning products?

14
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Cleaning.

15
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I thought I'd help out
now that Kate's in detox.

16
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[chuckles]

17
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ALF, she's not in detox.

18
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She went
to a real estate seminar.

19
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That's your story.

20
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[doorbell rings]

21
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Oh, great.

22
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I was just gonna
wax and buff in there.

23
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ALF, I hate to stifle
your generosity

24
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but I don't think we can afford
any more of your help.

25
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Hey, if you're referring
to the striped shirt incident

26
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I got the stains
out of it, didn't I?

27
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You also got the stripes out.

28
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Willie, Willie.
You're so negative.

29
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Take my advice.

30
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Gain Joy.

31
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You take mine.

32
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Vanish.

33
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[theme music]

34
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[music continues]

35
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[instrumental music]

36
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- Danny, hi.
- Hi.

37
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Did you come by for
anything special or was that it?

38
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My dad just told me
that I have to go

39
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to our family reunion
in San Diego.

40
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Lucky you. Our family reunion
was in Oxnard.

41
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No, unlucky me.

42
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I'm not gonna make it
back in time

43
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to take you
to the spring dance tomorrow.

44
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- Oh, no.
- I know, I fe..

45
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I feel really terrible.

46
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Yeah!

47
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Well...you didn't
just go out and buy a dress

48
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that you're gonna have
to hide the bill

49
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from your father for...it.

50
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And you're the English tutor.

51
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[chuckles]

52
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I'm-I'm really sorry about this.

53
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Well, there'll be
other dances, I guess.

54
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Yeah.

55
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Do you want a soda
or something?

56
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I can't. I've gotta go help
my mom make coleslaw.

57
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I just wanted
to comfort you in person.

58
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There. Are you comforted now?

59
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Not quite.

60
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There. Better?

61
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It'll do for now.

62
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Uh, I-I'll call you
when I get back.

63
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Great!

64
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- Bye.
- Bye.

65
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[sighs]

66
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- Let's call Kate again.
- Why?

67
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I forgot to tell her something.

68
00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:04,309
- What?
- That I washed her new sweater.

69
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Uh, on second thought,
that could be a surprise.

70
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Who was that
at the door, sweetheart?

71
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- Danny.
- Uh-oh. Boy troubles?

72
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Dad, really.

73
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You make it sound
like I'm 12 years old.

74
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Oh, I'm sorry.

75
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[clears throat]
What's the problem?

76
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Just a little..

77
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<i> ...difficulty</i> with..

78
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...a guy.

79
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And you say you understand
your daughter.

80
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Danny can't go
to the dance tomorrow night.

81
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Oh, what a shame.

82
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I was really
looking forward to it.

83
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Well, isn't there somebody else
you can go with?

84
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I think I might be free.

85
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I'll check my week at a glance.

86
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It wouldn't be right
to get another date.

87
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Danny and I
are going steady.

88
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Kind of.

89
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Well, did you exchange socks?

90
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- No.
- Trade bellybutton lint?

91
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What exactly
are you talking about?

92
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The three stages
of courtship on Melmac

93
00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:08,640
exchange left socks,
trade bellybutton lint

94
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and spit in each other's soup.

95
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Well, you got to admit
it's a bond.

96
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When did you and Danny decide
that you were going steady?

97
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There wasn't
one specific moment.

98
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But he's not seeing
any other girls?

99
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He didn't say that exactly.

100
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But he doesn't want you
to date other guys?

101
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I don't know.
He probably doesn't.

102
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So you have no promises,
no lint, no spit.

103
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What do you have?

104
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If you need me,
I'll be in my room.

105
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This problem would be solved
if she would just hocktooey

106
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into Danny's chowder.

107
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That's disgusting.

108
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Know what's wrong
with you, Willie?

109
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No sense of romance.

110
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[instrumental music]

111
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Expansive.

112
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[whispering]
Expansive. Expansive.

113
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Widely extended
or comprehensive?

114
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Right.

115
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Expedient.

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[whispering]
Expedient. Expedient. Expedient.

117
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Suitable for a purpose?

118
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Uh, was that right?

119
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Oh, I'm sorry. It-it was.

120
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I guess my mind
was just someplace else.

121
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[sighs]
Exasperate.

122
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[whispering]
Exasperate. Exasperate.

123
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To frustrate or annoy?

124
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Tell me about it.

125
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To annoy or frustrate?

126
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[chuckles]
I'm sorry, Randy.

127
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You were right the first time.
I was just thinking out loud.

128
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I wish I could do that.

129
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What do you mean?

130
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Thinking and stuff
because I'm stupid.

131
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No, you're not.

132
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Sure I am. Everybody says so.

133
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Well, everybody is wrong.

134
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You're not stupid, you're..

135
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,560
...quiet.

136
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It's hard to think of stuff
to say when you're stupid.

137
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You are not stupid.

138
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You're learning these
vocabulary words in no time.

139
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Well, that's because of you.

140
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You're...you know, brilliant.

141
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Randy, I'm hardly brilliant.

142
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Sure you are.

143
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And earnest and empathetic..

144
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...and...exorbitant.

145
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Exorbitant?

146
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I wasn't sure about that one.

147
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You're very sweet.

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Hey, Randy. How's it going?

149
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- Okay.
- Well, good.

150
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How are things
with the track team?

151
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Okay.

152
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Still putting the old shot?

153
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,581
Yeah.

154
00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,651
How's the vocabulary going?

155
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,088
Okay.

156
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Keep up the good work.

157
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Okay.

158
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Oh, uh, Julie called
a little earlier.

159
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It was something
about the dance.

160
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,534
Oh, did you tell her
I'm not going?

161
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,070
Yeah, but she-she wants you
to call her anyway.

162
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Okay. Thanks.

163
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Nice talking to you, Randy.

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- I gotta go.
- Okay.

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- I'll see you next Saturday.
- Okay.

166
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So I guess I won't see
you tonight at the dance, huh?

167
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- Oh. Are you going?
- No.

168
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Oh, me neither.
But you knew that.

169
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- Yeah.
- Did you wanna take those--

170
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So I guess we're
not going together.

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I mean, like, you know

172
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we're not<i> going</i> together.

173
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I mean, we're not going
not together.

174
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,710
Yes. We<i> aren't.</i>

175
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,481
Unless...you wanted
to go together.

176
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:12,817
Just since we're not going
not together.

177
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,254
Oh.

178
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,457
Oh, you mean,
us with each other?

179
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,459
- Yeah, exactly.
- Oh, I don't know if--

180
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,662
- Oh, that's okay.
- Oh.

181
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:27,232
No, it's not that. It's just
that, see, Danny and I were..

182
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,801
See, we have
this understanding, which we..

183
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,005
Sure. Why not?

184
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,807
It might be fun.

185
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,875
Okay.

186
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,614
7 o'clock?

187
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,648
Okay.

188
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,424
- Thank you.
- Oh, they're not from me.

189
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,768
Lynn, look at this.

190
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,270
Mom's silver stuff. So?

191
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,105
It's miraculous.

192
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,406
Look.

193
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,877
ALF, it's silver polish.

194
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,180
But it zips through
your cleaning chores

195
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,182
quicker than you ever
dreamed possible.

196
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,820
You need a life.
I'm going to wash my hair.

197
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,022
Randy's taking me to the dance.

198
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,124
Better be a slow dance.

199
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,026
Ha!

200
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,194
Oh, and if mom calls

201
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,596
double-check
her flight time tonight.

202
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,398
Righty-o!

203
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,101
Makes cleaning your silver

204
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,904
almost as much fun
as tarnishing it.

205
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,473
[phone rings]

206
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,411
Hello?

207
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,881
Uh, uh, no, she can't come
to the phone right now.

208
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,485
Oh, hi, Danny. Uh, me?

209
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,987
Oh, I'm Lynn's cousin
Alf...fred.

210
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,123
Alfred. Yeah.

211
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,859
Uh, how's San Diego?

212
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,594
Oh, really?

213
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,629
No, no, don't bother
rushing back.

214
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,799
Lynn's got another date
for the dance.

215
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,602
Hello? Hello?

216
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,306
[instrumental music]

217
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,744
[video game beeps]

218
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,280
Has anybody seen
my black velvet purse?

219
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,784
Laundry room.
I washed it for you.

220
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,552
How bad is it?

221
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,722
Looks like a drowned beaver.
I think you might like it.

222
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,058
Check it out.

223
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,026
That's okay.

224
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,828
Can we order the pizza now?

225
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,130
Ixnay on the izza-pay

226
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,467
in front of your ister-say.

227
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,869
No pizza, ALF. You just ate.

228
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:48,139
But we wanted to give Kate
a homecoming gift.

229
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,008
And what could be
more appropriate

230
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,812
than a greasy cardboard box?

231
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,380
ALF, you'd better
get in the kitchen.

232
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,415
Randy will be here any minute.

233
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,017
I just hope Danny
doesn't misunderstand

234
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,419
my going to the dance
with someone else.

235
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,788
He didn't sound
too mad on the phone.

236
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,558
What?

237
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,594
Of course, he did hang up on me.

238
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,262
What?

239
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,465
Did I neglect to mention
that Danny called

240
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,633
while you were in the shower?

241
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,268
Yes!

242
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,670
Sorry.

243
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,905
He called while
you were in the shower.

244
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,009
So, Bri, what say
we make some popcorn?

245
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,145
Yeah.

246
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,114
ALF..

247
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,316
...what have you done?

248
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,585
Nothing. It's Danny.

249
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:37,021
You shouldn't date
somebody so unreliable.

250
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,558
What did he say?

251
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,260
Just that he could
make it back in time

252
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,628
for the dance after all.

253
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,730
- ALF!
- Don't worry.

254
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,600
I told him not to bother
'cause you had another date.

255
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:50,935
You're welcome.

256
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,839
It's not a real date,
it's just Randy.

257
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,508
Because we're friends
and we were not

258
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,576
going not together.

259
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,313
Don't panic.
I not know what not to do.

260
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,450
What?

261
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,486
Call Randy, you tell him
you have amnesia.

262
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,356
Better yet,
tell him<i> he</i> has amnesia.

263
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,824
He'll buy that.

264
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,995
Alright, you tell him the truth.

265
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,098
Your boyfriend's back
and he's gonna be in trouble.

266
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,735
Hey now, hey now,
your boyfriend's back.

267
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,438
I can't believe this.

268
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,940
I know what you mean.

269
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,810
I can't believe
Bruce Willis is a star

270
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,344
but there it is!

271
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,815
I was going
to explain to Danny

272
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,783
that I'm just going
with Randy as a friend.

273
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,552
Now, thanks to you
he's gonna think

274
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,420
that I'm seeing somebody else.

275
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,922
[doorbell rings]

276
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,557
There's Randy.

277
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,226
But don't think this means
you're off the hook.

278
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,994
Well, this is the last time

279
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,031
I play Kelly Girl for you.

280
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,399
Good.

281
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,339
Danny.

282
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,508
You, uh, you mind if I come in?

283
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,916
[instrumental music]

284
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,721
So...who is he?

285
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,956
Danny, I can explain.

286
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,058
No, I'm not even gone
one day and

287
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,027
and you're already bringing
in somebody from the bench.

288
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,796
It wasn't like that.

289
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,197
You said you couldn't be here

290
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,632
I didn't wanna miss the dance

291
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,035
somebody else asked me,
and I said yes.

292
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,037
Who? Who asked you?

293
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,006
Randy Boylan.

294
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,876
No, really, Lynn,
you can tell me. Who is he?

295
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:42,113
Randy.
He happens to be very sweet.

296
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,215
Besides, you said
you couldn't go to the dance.

297
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,550
What did you expect me to do

298
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,518
just sit home and stare
at your picture?

299
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,520
I spent the whole day
talking my dad

300
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,922
into letting me come back.

301
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,558
I call to tell you, and your
cousin Alfred informs me

302
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,026
that you're going
with somebody else.

303
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,861
Unfortunately,
Alfred isn't the most

304
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,798
reliable source
of information around here.

305
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,469
I am going with someone else,
but he's just a friend.

306
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,640
Alright. Alright.

307
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,875
It's no big deal.

308
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,911
Randy will show up,
you'll give him

309
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,412
the brush
and then we're out of here.

310
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,480
Danny, just because you..

311
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,714
[doorbell rings]

312
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,816
[sighs]

313
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,122
- Hi.
- Hi, Randy.

314
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,191
Hey, I didn't know
if you liked candy or what.

315
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,194
Very smooth, man.

316
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,230
- Danny, please.
- Hey, Danny.

317
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,866
I would like to explain this.

318
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,368
What's to explain?
Just tell him.

319
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,970
Tell him what?

320
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,074
How about some soda first?

321
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,243
What kind you got?

322
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,978
Oh, yeah.

323
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,681
Will you stop playing hostess?
We're gonna be late.

324
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,015
Late for what?

325
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,384
The dance.

326
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,186
I'm confused.

327
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,588
Now there's a newsflash.

328
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,224
How can you tell
when the popcorn's done?

329
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,592
When it stops popping

330
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,728
or when the fire department
gets here

331
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,697
whichever comes first.

332
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,967
What's going on out there?

333
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,870
Danny just broke
Lynn's date with Randy.

334
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,039
Is Randy mad?

335
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,341
He doesn't know yet.

336
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,209
The information
has entered his head

337
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,679
and is now searching
desperately for his brain.

338
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,983
Wait a minute.

339
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,819
- I think he's getting it.
- Danny.

340
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,623
Danny and I had a date
for the dance tonight..

341
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,158
...which he broke.

342
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,627
Well, if he broke your date,
then you can go with me.

343
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,363
W-well,
I-I'm un-breaking the date.

344
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,597
I'm takin' her.

345
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,965
I'm takin' her.

346
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,867
In that jacket?

347
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,769
What's wrong with this jacket?

348
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,939
Oh, nothing, if you happen
to sell Buicks.

349
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,408
Yeah. What about your jacket?

350
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,943
What about it?

351
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,112
It's okay.

352
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,183
Are they fighting yet?

353
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,787
No. They're discussing
fashion trends.

354
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,057
You want salt on your yours?

355
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,959
Curry powder.

356
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,327
Yuck.

357
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,661
It's good for you.

358
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,765
Grows hair in your ears.

359
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,701
Why are those guys
fighting over Lynn, anyway?

360
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,669
It's a little hard to explain.

361
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,939
I mean, it's not like
she's Heather Locklear.

362
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,143
Maybe I don't have to explain.

363
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,114
Really, guys,
I don't think I'm worth--

364
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,618
Lynn, please.
This is between Randy and me.

365
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,055
Now, look, I don't wanna
fight about this.

366
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,824
Why not?
Afraid I'll mess up your jacket?

367
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,260
Hey, this jacket comes off.

368
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,996
Yeah? Well, see
if you head does too.

369
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,767
Ten bucks says Randy mops up
the floor with Danny.

370
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,203
I don't take sucker bets.

371
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,105
Uh-oh. Incoming sister.

372
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,644
[sighs]
What am I going to do?

373
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,979
They're hanging up
their jackets.

374
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,181
Oh, no.

375
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,717
Stop them before they
iron Willie's shirts.

376
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,820
ALF, help me.
They're gonna fight.

377
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,456
- I've got to stop them.
- Oh, sure, Lynn.

378
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,926
I'll just zap them
with my time-freezing phaser.

379
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,628
We saw that on "Star Trek."

380
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,764
I wish mom and dad were here.

381
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,632
Well, you know what
Willie would say.

382
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,067
What?

383
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,870
You got yourself into this,
get yourself out.

384
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,806
ALF, he'd say that to you.

385
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,509
This isn't my fault.

386
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,377
Wait a minute.

387
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,446
Maybe it is.

388
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,281
That's it.
Thanks, ALF.

389
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,751
No problem.
Diplomacy is my middle name.

390
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,223
Okay, if you insist
on playing this game

391
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,824
you're gonna
play by my rules.

392
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,093
- What rules?
- You each only get one punch.

393
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,963
- One's all I need.
- Okay, Randy, you go first.

394
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,464
Hit me.

395
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,765
Hit you?

396
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,068
- You're a girl.
- Right.

397
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,270
I'm the girl
that caused this mess.

398
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,806
So, why aren't
either of you mad at me?

399
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,877
- I'll tell you why.
- Oh, good.

400
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,946
Because this isn't about me.

401
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,848
It's about
some kind of macho thing.

402
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,918
This guy is moving in
on my territory.

403
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,920
Your territory?

404
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,256
What do I look like,
the Louisiana Purchase?

405
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,390
Yeah. Beat it.

406
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,160
And who asked you
to play Rambo for me?

407
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,162
I'm sorry.

408
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,465
Randy, I said I'd go
to the dance with you

409
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,200
because I think you're sweet

410
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,869
not because you can
beat people up.

411
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,072
You mean, you still
wanna go with me?

412
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,741
Yes. I do.

413
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,610
Okay.

414
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,379
Oh, hey, hold on a minute--

415
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,214
Danny, may I please see you
on the porch?

416
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,649
No. A-anything
you have to say--

417
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,983
Porch.

418
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,060
Look, none of this
was Randy's fault.

419
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,595
Oh, I suppose it was my fault.

420
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,964
Danny, you raced back here

421
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,033
assuming I'd be sitting
around waiting for you.

422
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,335
- Well, I wasn't.
- We have been dating.

423
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,205
Exactly. We've been dating.

424
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,307
No more, no less.

425
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,143
Wh.. You're not saying
that you wanna stop seeing me?

426
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,111
Not at all.

427
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,047
Are you saying
you wanna stop seeing me?

428
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,182
No!

429
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,485
Well...then..

430
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,755
If you wanna get more serious

431
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:28,426
I...I think
we should talk about it.

432
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,861
Okay. Let's talk about it.

433
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,265
- Okay.
- Okay.

434
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,837
Lynn..

435
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,839
...how do you feel about..

436
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,742
...being serious?

437
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,510
I feel okay.

438
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,479
Okay.

439
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,448
Okay.

440
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,685
So does this mean that you won't
go to the dance with Randy?

441
00:20:54,687 --> 00:21:00,258
No. He's my friend,
he asked me and I accepted.

442
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,359
Yeah.

443
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,128
Well, I-I guess, that's okay.

444
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,865
- Thank you for your permission.
- No. Wait. I didn't mean..

445
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,268
I'm sorry.
Let me start again.

446
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,772
How would you feel if we..

447
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,674
...be serious

448
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,243
starting tomorrow?

449
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,311
Okay.

450
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,614
Okay.

451
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,950
Well, have a good time tonight.

452
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,551
- I will.
- But not too good.

453
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,421
- And-and be home by 11.
- 11?

454
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,290
Alright. 11:30.

455
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,928
There. Are you comforted now?

456
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,864
Not quite.

457
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,669
- Better?
- No.

458
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,304
- Goodnight.
- Night.

459
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,774
Oh, and-and tell Randy
I'm sorry I insulted his jacket.

460
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,876
And his mother.

461
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,210
Will do.

462
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,916
Shall we go?

463
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,085
Okay.

464
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,654
Night, Bri. Night...dad.

465
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,122
Thanks for your help.

466
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,125
(ALF)
'Night, daughter.
Be home by 11.'

467
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,768
They didn't even hit
each other once. What a gyp.

468
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,871
You shouldn't look
at violence as entertainment.

469
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,574
It's not good
for your development.

470
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:27,611
Come on, Geraldo's
on Morton Downey. Grab a chair.

471
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,914
[instrumental music]

472
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,651
[instrumental music]

473
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,090
(Kate)
'Thanks, honey.'

474
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,292
Careful, Kate,
the floor is still wet.

475
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:43,527
No, it's not.
It's just that I've cleaned it

476
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,329
right down to the shine.

477
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,733
I have never seen this kitchen

478
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,235
look so spotless.

479
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,904
Even the light fixtures
look cleaner.

480
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,107
And they are.

481
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,942
And it smells like..

482
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:01,245
Like a pine forest
just after a rain.

483
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,281
- Exactly.
- Check out the dishes.

484
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:09,053
I can see myself in that dish.

485
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,556
The whole kitchen
looks terrific, ALF.

486
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:17,495
Yeah. It's amazing how versatile
that Ty-D-Bol stuff is.

487
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,132
[instrumental music]

488
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:25,269
[theme music]

489
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,496
[ALF laughs]