1 00:00:02,588 --> 00:00:08,042 [theme music] 2 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:48,255 Trust me. 3 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:49,256 I know what I'm doing. 4 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:50,740 [shooting] 5 00:00:55,227 --> 00:00:58,713 [tense piano music] 6 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:23,462 SLEDGE: All right, vermin. 7 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,329 We know you're behind this so-called voodoo murders. 8 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,055 Well, there you go, Inspector. 9 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:30,952 OK. 10 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:31,850 Good as new. 11 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:33,472 Well, thank you, Majoy. 12 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,336 Hey, man, I don't say nothing more until my lawyer gets here. 13 00:01:35,474 --> 00:01:36,234 Oh, yeah? 14 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:37,683 Is that right, huh? 15 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:39,961 Mr. Tauber, we found this doll in the victim's apartment, 16 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,204 and it resembles you. 17 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:43,655 Hey, I will handle this, Doreau, all right? 18 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,657 That doll's got nothing to do with the murders 19 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:48,142 this mutant meatloaf has committed. 20 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,007 Besides, that voodoo stuff, it's all malarkey. 21 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:55,977 [gasps] Please be careful with that. 22 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,703 I want my lawyer now. 23 00:01:57,841 --> 00:01:58,601 Come on. 24 00:01:58,739 --> 00:01:59,981 Stop dancing. 25 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,743 Now, how did you murder those people while they 26 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:03,847 were in a locked room? 27 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:05,470 DORI: [WHISPERING] Sledge. 28 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:06,988 - What? - Come here. 29 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,266 What? 30 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:10,060 He's allowed to have his lawyer here by law. 31 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,580 Hey, no geek in a three-piece suit 32 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:14,375 is going to let this cretin go. 33 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:15,549 [grunting] 34 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:16,998 Lawyers are nothing but parasites 35 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,347 who prey on the wallets of creeps like this. 36 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:21,451 SCOTT: Is that so, friend? 37 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:22,383 Yeah. 38 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:23,936 That's-- Scott. 39 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,386 Scott Grable. - Sledge. 40 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:26,422 How are you doing? 41 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,319 How are you? 42 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:28,700 You know this fascist? 43 00:02:28,838 --> 00:02:33,360 SLEDGE: Hey, shut up, earthworm, or I'll deck you. 44 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:35,569 So what's with this getup here? 45 00:02:35,707 --> 00:02:37,640 What, did you join the Billionaire Boys Club? 46 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,262 I'm a lawyer now, Sledge. 47 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,677 Wayne State, class of '73. 48 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:41,954 Yeah? 49 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:44,474 Well, here's your client, state pen, class of '97. 50 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:46,890 Doreau, this is Scott Grable. 51 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:49,790 You've heard me talk about my little friend from high school. 52 00:02:49,928 --> 00:02:50,825 Oh, no. 53 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,206 Not really. 54 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,691 Oh, well, you know I never talk about my friends. 55 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:58,108 I like this guy, he thinks. 56 00:02:58,247 --> 00:02:59,144 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 57 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:00,145 OK. 58 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:02,665 Well, since we're all friends here, 59 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,771 I guess I'll be able to watch "Carson" tonight after all. 60 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:09,499 Why don't you let me hold the doll? 61 00:03:09,637 --> 00:03:10,949 So how long have you been in town? 62 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:11,984 A couple of months. 63 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:13,779 Oh, how come you didn't call me? 64 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,091 Too busy, huh? - Yeah. 65 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,024 I'll tell you what, why don't we go have a drink 66 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,370 and talk over old times? 67 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:19,578 [thudding, groaning] 68 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:20,717 [gasping] 69 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:21,718 I'll have a drink. 70 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:23,582 You're not going anywhere, felon. 71 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,687 Uh, yes, he is. 72 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,620 I've arranged for your bail, Dominick. 73 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:27,931 He's free to go. 74 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:29,174 Bail? 75 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,382 [groans] 76 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,004 Come this way, Mr. Tauber. 77 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:33,385 We're letting you out. 78 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:36,664 I told you I'll walk right out of here, blondie. 79 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,632 [theme music] 80 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:43,775 Yeah-- let's go. 81 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:46,916 [yelling] 82 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:51,886 [excited chatter] 83 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,476 Scott stayed up all night and helped me with my biology final. 84 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:56,995 He really saved my neck. 85 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,997 But Sledge returns the favor by getting 86 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:02,587 the local gang to return the steering wheel to my dad's car. 87 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:03,795 Yeah, well. 88 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,728 We were always there for each other, huh? 89 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:06,970 Yep. 90 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:08,006 You guys sound like you're quite a team. 91 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:08,903 Yeah. 92 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:09,801 Brains and brawn. 93 00:04:09,939 --> 00:04:10,733 Yeah. 94 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:11,837 That's how they describe us too. 95 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:12,769 Yeah. 96 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,184 [smashing, yelling] 97 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:15,393 [shooting] 98 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:18,810 BAR PATRON: Oh, man. 99 00:04:18,948 --> 00:04:19,914 BAR PATRON 2: Get out of here. 100 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,019 BAR PATRON 1: Hammer. 101 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:22,434 [laughs] 102 00:04:23,504 --> 00:04:24,850 Hammer, I thought I heard you in here. 103 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:25,782 What? 104 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,336 Was I talking that loud? 105 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:30,166 Captain, I want you to meet a friend of mine, Scott Grable. 106 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,099 A friend of mine from high school, can you believe that? 107 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,066 Scott, this is my superior, Capt. Trunk. 108 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,344 - How you doing? - Nice to meet you. 109 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,379 [beeping] 110 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:40,487 Oh, I had this installed. 111 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:41,660 Doctors have beepers. 112 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:42,592 I have this. 113 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:43,904 POLICE [ON RADIO]: 1 Charlie 5. 114 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,871 Proceed to 215 at Third and Grand. 115 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,045 Roger. 116 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:48,149 Scott, tell you what, why don't you 117 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,737 come with me on a police run? 118 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,256 And then we can go over to my place. 119 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:52,292 How about that? - OK. 120 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:53,569 What do you say? All right. 121 00:04:53,707 --> 00:04:54,570 Hey, you got a place here? 122 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:55,812 You living here or-- - Yeah. 123 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,124 I got a place right now. - Why didn't you call me? 124 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,401 - I've been busy. - You just going to call me up. 125 00:04:58,539 --> 00:04:59,299 SCOTT: Hey, what can I do? 126 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:00,161 [laughter] 127 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,128 Yeah. 128 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:02,163 But you didn't call me. 129 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,544 I know. 130 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:05,305 I haven't seen him that excited since he first got 131 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,099 to identify a criminal's body. 132 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:08,584 Well, it's obvious, Captain. 133 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:10,310 You know, being with Scott has taken him back to a time 134 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,242 before he became so callous. 135 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,072 When was that Doreau, when he was a fetus? 136 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,038 No. 137 00:05:15,176 --> 00:05:18,214 He was probably always callous. 138 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,596 [theme music] 139 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:23,012 SLEDGE: This is the first clock I ever got. 140 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,496 My pop gave it to me. 141 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:25,428 [chuckles] 142 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:26,705 - Hey, Sledge. - Yeah. 143 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:28,569 Here's a picture of us on the track team. 144 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:29,639 [laughter] 145 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:30,847 I'm still the same weight, you know. 146 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:31,503 Oh, no. No. 147 00:05:31,641 --> 00:05:32,780 Yep. 148 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,404 I fired that starting pistol every single meet. 149 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,337 Remember the state championships? 150 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:39,166 Boy, I was depressed that day. 151 00:05:39,304 --> 00:05:40,409 Because we lost? 152 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:43,998 No, because the coach only let me fire blanks. 153 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,690 Picture of you, ROTC. 154 00:05:45,828 --> 00:05:46,898 [laughs] 155 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:48,693 SLEDGE: Again, no real ammo. 156 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:52,317 Where do the years go, huh? 157 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:53,214 Whoa! 158 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,250 Big trouble. 159 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,769 Susan Hilton? 160 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:58,185 She was the most miserable, self-centered, nagging killer 161 00:05:58,323 --> 00:05:59,151 witch in the whole school. 162 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:00,808 Whoo! 163 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,085 Why'd you marry her? 164 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,087 Well, she was my high school sweetheart. 165 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:06,400 It was expected of me, I think. 166 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:09,265 Marriage shouldn't be done because other people expect it. 167 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,163 Marriage should be done by two people 168 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:12,717 who are in love with each other, want 169 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,235 to make their lives complete. 170 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,654 [laughs] Being a lawyer has put a blindfold on your brain, 171 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,380 old buddy. 172 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:25,246 Some things are made in heaven, but marriage is made in hell. 173 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,870 Well, I hope you're wrong because I'm getting married. 174 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:28,802 What? 175 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,010 Getting married. 176 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:31,391 You're kidding. 177 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:32,806 To a wonderful lady that I'm in love with very much. 178 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,290 And I want you to be happy for me. 179 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,187 Well, happy. 180 00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:36,085 I'm happy. 181 00:06:36,223 --> 00:06:37,707 Sure, I'm happy. 182 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:40,192 I'm happier than the day they legalized hollow-point bullets. 183 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,642 - Great. - Great. 184 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,023 Good. 185 00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:45,370 Well, when do I get to meet your future battle ax? 186 00:06:45,508 --> 00:06:47,337 [chuckles] Well, I don't know. 187 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:48,822 How about tomorrow night? 188 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,514 I'll bring Doreau along, and we can make it a real party. 189 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:52,791 I guess so. 190 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:53,689 Got to go, Sledge. 191 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:54,897 Oh, really? 192 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:57,555 Well, that's too bad. 193 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,384 I guess you have an early morning in court there, huh? 194 00:06:59,522 --> 00:07:00,558 Yeah. Yeah. 195 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:01,593 Good. 196 00:07:01,731 --> 00:07:04,700 Well, It sure was great seeing you 197 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:07,288 even though we are on opposite sides of the law. 198 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,361 Sledge, I'm a lawyer, not an ax murderer. 199 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,362 Whatever. 200 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:16,815 Anyway, really-- it was really-- 201 00:07:16,953 --> 00:07:18,610 you know, it really was-- 202 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:22,338 you know, to see you, it was, you know, really-- 203 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,235 Nice, Sledge? 204 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:24,513 Yeah. 205 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:26,376 Nice it's-- I have trouble with that word. 206 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:27,274 OK. 207 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:28,517 [chuckling] 208 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:29,690 So don't get mugged. 209 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:30,588 OK. 210 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:32,762 Go on, mate. 211 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,040 [mellow music] 212 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,525 He is a great guy, isn't he? 213 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:42,703 So has Sledge Hammer changed his opinion about lawyers? 214 00:07:42,841 --> 00:07:45,430 Has he dropped his stereotypical prejudices. 215 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:46,845 Maybe a changing world, Doreau, 216 00:07:46,983 --> 00:07:48,398 but I haven't changed one bit. 217 00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:49,883 I hate all lawyers. 218 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,712 What do they do-- they don't do anything. 219 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,265 They don't grow anything. 220 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:54,197 They don't make anything. 221 00:07:54,335 --> 00:07:55,440 All they do is make trouble. 222 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:56,614 Your friend's a lawyer. 223 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:57,546 You respect him. 224 00:07:57,684 --> 00:07:58,857 Put a sock in it, Doreau. 225 00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:00,618 I'm not going to listen to your psychological bunk. 226 00:08:00,756 --> 00:08:01,688 Just grow up. 227 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:03,172 You know, Sledge, it's obvious. 228 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,794 Your relationship with a man whose values are diametrically-- 229 00:08:04,932 --> 00:08:06,175 Look, I'm not gonna listen to this. 230 00:08:06,313 --> 00:08:07,107 - --opposed to yours-- - I'm not listening to this. 231 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,246 --are going to rub off on you. 232 00:08:08,384 --> 00:08:10,041 [hums] [SINGING] Money that-- 233 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:11,318 [static] 234 00:08:11,456 --> 00:08:12,422 POLICE [ON RADIO]: 1 Charlie 5. 235 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:15,218 Proceed to 215 at Third and Grand. 236 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,288 10-4. 237 00:08:16,426 --> 00:08:18,290 [fast-paced music, screeching] 238 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:19,947 [horns blowing] 239 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:25,470 MAN: Hey, man. 240 00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:26,920 [horns blowing] 241 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:39,726 [crashing, yelling] 242 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:43,833 Police business. 243 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:53,533 Keep going. 244 00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:57,537 All right, vermin. 245 00:08:57,675 --> 00:08:58,814 That was a strike. 246 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,541 And I'm going to see to it that you rot in jail. 247 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,473 That is, unless you get a good lawyer. 248 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,373 And here's a very good one, Scott Grable. 249 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:07,995 Oh, man, I know Grable. 250 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,376 [groans] No. 251 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:11,343 I was robbing the store so I could pay his fee. 252 00:09:11,481 --> 00:09:14,243 Now take me down so he can bail me out. 253 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:15,727 Come on, you sick-- 254 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:19,248 [dramatic music] 255 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,804 [non-english singing] 256 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:35,609 Not your typical Italian restaurant. 257 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:36,783 Why'd you say that? 258 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,025 Well, I haven't seen one single picture 259 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:41,615 of the owner shaking hands with Frank Sinatra. 260 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:42,512 Wait a minute. 261 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:43,410 I know this place. 262 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:44,929 I know this place. 263 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,413 All right. 264 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:50,797 [chuckles] This was the ex-wife's favorite joint. 265 00:09:50,935 --> 00:09:52,661 Oh! 266 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:56,078 Well, I'll try to have fun despite that. 267 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,873 My fiancée chose it for this evening. 268 00:09:58,011 --> 00:09:58,977 Uh-huh. 269 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,047 SCOTT: I wonder where she is. 270 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,221 She's never late. 271 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,567 Well, I hope she didn't get hit by a car 272 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:03,741 and splatter all over the street. 273 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:04,638 Sledge. 274 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:05,708 I'm just showing concern. 275 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:06,606 That's all. 276 00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:09,919 SINGER: [non-english singing] 277 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:16,926 Tell me, how long have you known your future bride? 278 00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:19,170 Actually, that's quite an interesting story. 279 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:20,309 We knew each other as teenagers. 280 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,966 [chair scraping] 281 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,278 Sledge, what is going on? 282 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,626 Dori, this is my lady. 283 00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:27,972 That's no lady. 284 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,663 That's my ex-wife. 285 00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:30,664 Your ex-wife? 286 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,286 His ex-wife. 287 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,563 Excuse me. 288 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:36,774 I'm going to go talk to him. 289 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,154 Sledge? 290 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:40,812 I thought running out was what brain-dead commies did. 291 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,746 We got nothing to say to each other, dragon lady. 292 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:45,921 You suckered my best friend into marrying you, 293 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:48,889 and it makes me want to throw up. 294 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:49,994 So how have you been? 295 00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:51,892 You look tired, Sledge. 296 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:55,689 Too many all-night stakeouts, too much coffee, too much 297 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,829 violence, too little affection. 298 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,038 Hey, the same old Suzy Q, huh? 299 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,178 Trying to make my hard edges soft. 300 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,629 Not soft, Sledge, human. 301 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,217 You've heard of human, haven't you? 302 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:08,426 It means warm, tender. 303 00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,255 You just described a good steak. 304 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:11,912 Now, beat it, will you? 305 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,846 Let's let the past be the past. 306 00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:17,124 We were lousy as man and wife. 307 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:19,644 But maybe we can be pretty good as friends, 308 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:22,854 if you're willing to be mature? 309 00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:26,202 Think about it, hmm? 310 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,653 Mature, huh? 311 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:29,585 [gunshot] 312 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,518 [crowd murmuring] 313 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:33,658 How's that for mature? 314 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,315 [gunshot] 315 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,698 [suspenseful music] 316 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,561 No, then he walked right out of the restaurant. 317 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,287 That's unconscionable. 318 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:43,461 No, he pulled a gun on her. 319 00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,152 No, saying that's no lady. 320 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,429 That's my ex-wife. 321 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,535 That is the oldest joke in the book, Doreau. 322 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,710 Captain, if I had not seen it with my own eyes, 323 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:51,883 I never would have believed it. 324 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,920 I have never seen Sledge so sca-- 325 00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:56,923 uh, [clears throat] so anyway, 326 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:58,752 Major is looking for the files now. 327 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,029 SLEDGE: No, don't try to hide it, Doreau. 328 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,479 I knew you'd be in here blabbing. 329 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:02,376 And you. 330 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,343 She's a woman. 331 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:04,482 It's her nature to gossip. 332 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,379 But you, Captain? 333 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,553 I'm shocked. 334 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,521 Hammer, we're concerned about you. 335 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:12,628 Well, nothing personal but my personal life is personal. 336 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,733 Comprehendo? 337 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,355 Do I probe into your private life? 338 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:16,908 Do I talk behind your back? 339 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,668 Do I go rummaging around in your desk? 340 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:19,911 All the time! 341 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,982 Well, I was probably on a case. 342 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,915 TRUNK: Hammer, why are you so angry? 343 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,849 No more ex-wife, no more alimony. 344 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,299 You should be celebrating. 345 00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:29,231 Celebrating? 346 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:30,922 Now, why didn't I think of that? 347 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:34,615 Oh, that's right-- 'cause I don't feel like celebrating! 348 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,584 Sledge, your ex-wife is marrying your best friend. 349 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,034 I mean, it could be worse! 350 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:42,762 She could be marrying Peter Holm. 351 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,936 [laughs] 352 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,283 Excuse me, Inspector, but I thought 353 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:49,561 you'd like to know the suspect you just brought in is 354 00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,943 being released to his lawyer. 355 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:53,496 I just changed my mind. 356 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,395 I do want to celebrate. 357 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,881 [pensive music] 358 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,231 [sighs] 359 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,027 [indistinct conversation] 360 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,581 Where do you two dirtballs think you're going, huh? 361 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,135 A couple of days ago, he was your buddy, man. 362 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,205 What happened? 363 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:13,585 I'm marrying the former love of his life. 364 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:14,621 Bad move, Counselor. 365 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:16,209 Come on, greaseball. 366 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:17,624 You're spending the night here. 367 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,212 He's out on bail! 368 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,420 Well, he belongs in jail. 369 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,525 And that's not up to you! 370 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:24,389 Throwing garbage back on the street? 371 00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:26,150 I ought to arrest you for littering! 372 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:27,461 Would you two gentlemen kindly tell 373 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,980 me what the hell is going on? 374 00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:31,949 Your inspector here is trying to hold my client because he 375 00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:33,295 still has feelings for Susan! 376 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,227 Really? 377 00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,297 That's impossible. 378 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:36,194 They can tell you. 379 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,644 I don't have any feelings. 380 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:38,645 Right? - Right. 381 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:39,542 Yeah. 382 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,820 Oh. 383 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,442 Then you're not angry at me for marrying Susan. 384 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,339 Angry? 385 00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:44,720 I'm ecstatic! 386 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,549 She's your problem now, pal. 387 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,930 And she's a problem. 388 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,380 SCOTT: Then it won't be a problem for you to be 389 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:51,140 best man at my wedding, right? 390 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:52,486 Oh, I'd love to! 391 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,109 Me and my real amigo here? 392 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,766 We'll be there! 393 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,976 Captain, if you can make it, I'd 394 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,770 enjoy if you were there, too. 395 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:03,118 Thank you! 396 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,086 Majoy, release Mr. Grable's client. 397 00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:07,639 And the rest of you, get back to work! 398 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:11,160 [background chatter] 399 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:13,438 Just put your John Hancock down there, 400 00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,509 and Mr. Tauber will be a free man. 401 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,860 Let's go. 402 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,138 MAJOY: Uh, Mr. Grable? 403 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,587 Uh, one more thing. 404 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:25,657 SCOTT: What's that? 405 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:28,591 [pensive music] 406 00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:32,181 Can I come to your stag party, too? 407 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,390 [sighs] Sure, Majoy. 408 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,288 Party? 409 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:36,220 Don't ask. 410 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,635 [elevator dings] 411 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,809 [party horns blowing] 412 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,260 [excited chatter] 413 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:43,158 Thank you. 414 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,124 I appreciate that. 415 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:45,539 I need your money. 416 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,540 All right, all right! 417 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,576 A toast. 418 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:49,785 A toast to Scott. 419 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,442 Many happy returns of the day. 420 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,339 ALL: Hear, hear! 421 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,893 [cheering] 422 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,687 Hey. 423 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,241 Hey, Hammer. 424 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,829 Just 'cause this hotshot good-looking lawyer's marrying 425 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,728 your ex-wife doesn't mean you can't have 426 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,178 a good time at his stag party. 427 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,075 MAN: Oh! 428 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,181 [laughter] 429 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,734 I'm having a great time, Majoy. 430 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:08,631 Oh. 431 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:09,529 Yeah. 432 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,875 Yeah, I can see that. 433 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:11,980 Oh. 434 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,327 I guess it was just the beer talking. 435 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,432 [laughs] 436 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,709 All right, here we go. Come on. 437 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:18,883 Go right ahead, suckers! 438 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,850 Let's go. 439 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:23,025 [piano music] 440 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,269 I must say, Dori, it's so ironic 441 00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:28,099 that Sledge pulled a gun on me in the restaurant. 442 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:29,307 Why? 443 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,792 That's what he did the night he proposed, 444 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,485 only then he was kidding. 445 00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:37,729 At least I thought he was kidding. 446 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:41,561 [sighs] Why did you ask me to meet you here, Susan? 447 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:43,632 I want you to speak to Sledge. 448 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,530 He really thinks a lot of you. 449 00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,015 He does? 450 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,740 He has a funny way of showing it. 451 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:49,672 Oh, he does. 452 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,778 He's written to me about you. 453 00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:54,298 Would you like to hear one of his letters? 454 00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:57,163 Absolutely! 455 00:15:57,301 --> 00:16:01,512 "Dear bloodsucking leechette, enclosed please find 456 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,514 one post-dated alimony check. 457 00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,895 PS, I have a new partner. 458 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,483 She's a woman. 459 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:09,761 I like her anyway. 460 00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:12,074 Yours in divorce, Inspector S. Hammer." 461 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,524 What, that's it? 462 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,044 Oh, for Sledge, that's spilling his guts. 463 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,046 [sighs] Guess you're right. 464 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,564 Mr. Macho. 465 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,462 SUSAN: You know Sledge. 466 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,396 He-- he can't relate to a woman. 467 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,950 But I found that kind of fun at first. 468 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:30,058 [chuckles] He sort of brought out the tomboy in me. 469 00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:35,166 We used to arm wrestle and shoot guns, drive fast. 470 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:39,377 But he never once told me I was beautiful. 471 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:43,209 Never allowed a tender moment to stay tender. 472 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,659 It grew tiresome. 473 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,283 I had to move on. 474 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,561 Yeah. 475 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:53,046 Sledge will never change. 476 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:54,047 I've tried to talk to him. 477 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,221 He doesn't listen. 478 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,464 I really feel sorry for him sometimes. 479 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,121 Then try harder. 480 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,985 Explain to him that if he doesn't change, 481 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:03,470 he's always going to remain just what he is. 482 00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:05,714 A nihilist. 483 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,441 Alone. 484 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:10,236 Maybe he's working his way out of it. 485 00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,204 I mean, he went to that party to have a good time. 486 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,379 MEN: [SINGING] For he's a jolly good fellow 487 00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:17,553 For he's a jolly good fellow 488 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:22,179 For he's a jolly good fellow 489 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,491 Which nobody can deny 490 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,356 [cheering, applause] 491 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,671 [wolf whistling] 492 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,294 Yeah! 493 00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,641 [cheering] 494 00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,540 [wolf whistling] 495 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:39,472 [gunshot] 496 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,404 That's it! 497 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,784 Enough degradation. 498 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,062 Hammer, what the hell are you doing? 499 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,374 SLEDGE: I'm taking this party downtown, Captain. 500 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:46,410 You're all under arrest. 501 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:47,342 Oh, yeah? 502 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,653 What's your charges? 503 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:49,585 Ew! 504 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,415 Air pollution for one! 505 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,141 And indecent exposure. 506 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,522 Hammer, you're not taking anyone in. 507 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,421 You're resisting arrest, shyster! 508 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,664 Hammer, this time you've gone too far. 509 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,563 I forbid you to arrest anyone in this room! 510 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,668 That's obstruction of justice, Captain. 511 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,187 Now, everybody, hands on your heads. 512 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:06,464 Let's go. 513 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,742 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 514 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,019 Move it. 515 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,435 Move it, move it, move it. 516 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:14,472 Move it, move it. 517 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,785 All right, I'm required by law to read you your rights 518 00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,856 under the Constitution. 519 00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:21,134 You have the right to-- 520 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:25,656 to, um-- you have the right to, uh-- 521 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:26,553 don't help me with this. 522 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,279 You have the right to, uh-- 523 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:31,110 the right to remain-- 524 00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,215 you have the right to remain. 525 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:36,874 If you want a lawyer, you have the right to a dime. 526 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,393 The phones take a quarter. 527 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:43,467 Um, whatever I can get out of you, I'll use against you. 528 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,745 Well, I guess that pretty much covers it. 529 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,886 Hammer, I am your superior, right? 530 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,439 I am in charge. 531 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:51,992 You work for me. 532 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,063 How dare you arrest me? 533 00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:56,583 Now, you know I can't play favorites, sir. 534 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,206 How would that reflect on me? 535 00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,966 Then why didn't you call for a paddywagon? 536 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,347 Ah. 537 00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:03,072 You made us walk down the middle of the sidewalk! 538 00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,212 When I get through with you, I'm-- 539 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,109 No! 540 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:07,525 I want first crack at him. 541 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:08,837 Be my guest. 542 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,701 So you feel like a big man now, do you? 543 00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:11,736 Well. 544 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,428 You abused your authority to get 545 00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:17,086 back at Scott because you can't handle the fact that I love him! 546 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,468 Hey, it's not like I ruined his credit rating or anything. 547 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:20,400 Oh, go ahead. 548 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:21,850 Make a joke. Make a joke. 549 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,472 But it's not funny. Neither are you. 550 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,784 You're pathetic. 551 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,510 Hey, I don't have to take this nagging anymore. 552 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,063 I'm not married to you anymore. 553 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,202 Tell it to your gun! 554 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,721 I think I will! See? 555 00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:31,618 It's right here. 556 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:32,861 That's it. 557 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,725 That's the-- that's the, um-- with the-- 558 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:35,622 [chuckles] 559 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,727 Right. 560 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:37,935 You don't need to listen to anybody. 561 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,627 Sledge Hammer has all the answers. 562 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,560 Oh, come on, I dumped you years ago. 563 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:43,492 No! 564 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,494 I dumped you. 565 00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:48,394 And it's the smartest thing I ever did. 566 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:51,638 Get out of my life, woman. 567 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:52,743 I will. 568 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,782 But I'm going out with a bang. 569 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,680 Oh! 570 00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:00,406 [murmuring] 571 00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:01,993 I better look for a new best man. 572 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,444 Sledge, you got to let this go. 573 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,343 But my jaw really hurts. 574 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:07,482 - Not your jaw. - Oh. 575 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,517 Susan. 576 00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:12,211 I already did. 577 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,213 I got divorce papers to prove it. 578 00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:15,628 You're being really selfish. 579 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,561 I think you should just be happy for them. 580 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:18,907 I don't believe this. 581 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,289 Two people who have been a major part of my life 582 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,877 are ripping my guts out, and you want me to smile about it? 583 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,085 That's not what I meant. 584 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,641 Look, Doreau, now, with Scott and Susan 585 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:32,541 gone, that's two more people who have found each other. 586 00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:36,304 All I ever find is clues. 587 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:37,408 [sentimental music] 588 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:38,720 For the first time in my life, I'm 589 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,791 starting to think that maybe I'm going to spend 590 00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:44,622 the rest of my life alone. 591 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,731 And I'll be a 70-year-old man alone, unable to shoot my gun, 592 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,873 unable to shoot my gun. 593 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,703 You got me. 594 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,774 Yeah, right. 595 00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:01,570 You'll leave, too. 596 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,884 Not if you don't want me to. 597 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,817 Sledge, let me into your life. 598 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,061 Come on. 599 00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:12,581 Beat it, Doreau. 600 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,376 You know, the best thing you could do right now 601 00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:15,584 is to go to that wedding. 602 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,621 It might give you a slice of real life. 603 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:19,795 I'd rather be dead. 604 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,245 I'm afraid you already are. 605 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:46,615 Well, amigo, it's just you and me, huh? 606 00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:49,756 You'll never leave me. 607 00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:50,930 You're all I got. 608 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,003 [gun clattering] 609 00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,835 If there's anyone present who believes 610 00:21:59,973 --> 00:22:02,079 that this marriage should not take place, 611 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:05,738 speak now or forever hold your peace. 612 00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,187 [doors slamming] 613 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,052 [crowd chattering] 614 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,337 [tense western music] 615 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:27,794 Get on with it. 616 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,730 [organ playing] 617 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:37,045 Do you, Susan, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband 618 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,736 to love, to honor-- 619 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,289 You made the right decision. 620 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:41,877 I guess so. 621 00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:43,534 You all right? 622 00:22:43,672 --> 00:22:45,674 Looked like you were limping. 623 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:48,401 I decided to show a little respect for once. 624 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:51,093 It's a church. 625 00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:52,819 I'm not wearing my gun. 626 00:22:56,236 --> 00:23:00,620 OFFICIANT: In what God has put together, let no man-- 627 00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,519 [light music] 628 00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:03,899 You know, you're lucky Trunk understood 629 00:23:04,037 --> 00:23:04,935 what you were going through. 630 00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,315 [background chatter] 631 00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:07,800 Otherwise, he would have pressed charges 632 00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:10,389 for your abuse of authority at that stag party. 633 00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:17,568 Doreau, since I went to that wedding, 634 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:22,711 I've come to, uh, kind of a realization. 635 00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:25,265 I've given this a lot of thought. 636 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,825 I don't want to live my life alone. 637 00:23:32,963 --> 00:23:37,933 I want a living, breathing human being to share my life with, 638 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,867 the good times and the bad. 639 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:46,010 So, um, this isn't an easy thing for me to ask. 640 00:23:47,736 --> 00:23:52,292 So I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. 641 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:57,021 Will you marry me? 642 00:23:57,159 --> 00:23:59,955 [bright music] 643 00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:04,235 [snorts] Are you serious? 644 00:24:07,722 --> 00:24:08,481 No. 645 00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:10,449 [pensive music] 646 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,563 [theme music]