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Would you hurry up?
The banquet is about to begin

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everybody's gonna be there at six

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Change!

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Mommy, do I have to go?

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Of course!

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But I went every time

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that's why this can't be an exception

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Jody, go change!

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If you don't go change at this very minute,

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you don't have to go to
this banquet tonight.

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Thank you, dad!

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And you don't go to school
starting from tomorrow

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thank you, dad!

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And don't call me dad anymore

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thank you, dad!

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And since I'm no longer your dad,

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I don't have to buy you those models

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I'll go change now, dad!

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Honey, is my suit ready yet?

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It's hanging in the bedroom.
Take it easy, will you?

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How can 1?

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Even a Buddha needs his gold robe

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in Hong Kong, people respect you
for what you wear

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you can tell the wealth of
a guy from his clothes

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for instance...

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Toe local emporiums here in Hong Kong

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are always behind the
Japanese department stores

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why? Packaging!

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Hong Kong is a mean city, I tell you

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give me back my comb

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no way. The comb is mine

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give it back!

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What is this? A war!

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This building is built
by the housing department

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it's extremely fragile!

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She took my comb

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Jody, come out!

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She gave me the comb as a present

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but she never used it, so I took it back

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then you're wrong

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since you gave her the comb

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it's up to her whether she wants to use it

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if you want to use it,
ask her if you can borrow it

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mommy!

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Go ask her!

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Can I borrow your comb?

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No!

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Sis, would you please lend me your comb?

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Take it!

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So what did you learn from this?

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I learned not to give present to anyone

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why are you so dressed up?

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Those elderly aunts and uncles
won't appreciate it

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I don't intent go to the banquet

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my boyfriend is going to pick me up later

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can I go too?

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Honey, why is this tie so wrinkled?

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Could you iron it for me?

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Alright!

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Are your clothes wrinkled?

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No, they're ok!

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Uncle bill! Auntie Lydia!

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All dressed up, so pretty! Going out?

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Idiot!

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Yeah, we're going to a banquet!

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If I were going to throw a feast,

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I'd invite your whole family,

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everybody who lives in this housing estate

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knows that uncle bill's family
is always the sharpest!

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Just look, their three daughters

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are just like princesses!

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I say, it's better to
have daughters than sons!

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Uncle bill only has daughters

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he's a news anchorman in a TV station,

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so he's at an advantage, really

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how's that, auntie nam?

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He'll nominate his daughters
for beauty pageants

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the eldest daughter will be miss Hong Kong

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the second daughter miss Asia

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how boring!

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And auntie Lydia can be miss aerobic

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you know... her figure...

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What's so funny?

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We were saying uncle bill's daughters
can be miss...

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Miss hooker?

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Jody can be miss television

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but Jody is still a child

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pageants won't be popular when she grows up

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why not?

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How about miss special area?

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Well, actually it's not that far away

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isn't that right, uncle bill?

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You got a big mouth. Go swallow some k-y!

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Darling, you'd better go get her

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Jody, hurry up!

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Remember, don't drink
too many coke in the restaurant

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or people will think we can't afford it

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lolita, come walk over here

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somebody might throw
something down, you know

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it won't happen!

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It's safer here

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Smiley Joe!

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Mia!

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My mom!

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Ma ma Mia!

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My daddy!

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Daddy!

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Shut up! Who's he?

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My friend, smiley Joe

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we are going to a concert

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I'm not going to the banquet, bye!

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But I paid 500 bucks for
the gift certificate!

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Bring me some oranges then

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look at her attitude

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I told you not to give
birth to any daughters

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I didn't conceive them.
Don't put them into my access

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what about tier?

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Daddy, which way are you going?

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Causeway bay!

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Not in the same direction. Too bad!

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Taxi!

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Have you struck a gold mine?

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Take the subway

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subway?

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Subway is fast and safe,
and air-conditioned as well

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come!

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Passengers boarding the
island line to central,

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please go to platform no. 2!

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So crowded!

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It's the rush hour!

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Passenger who couldn't get on,
please take next train

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Lolita, there's a seat here

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hurry, or somebody will take it

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you sit, mom!

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Okay!

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How boring

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you look!

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Next stop, tsimshatsui

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Oops!

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Help!

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You creep. Trying to molest my daughter?

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What school do you go to?

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"Kow kung"

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what a weirdo!

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Two parents sitting in the middle

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smile

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Lolita, sit down!

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Leave her alone!

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Ninth auntie, big auntie
come take a picture...

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Okay! Please sit!

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Driver Chang, gardener
bing, you two as well,

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and nanny...

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Let's go, we can never make it

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let's find some place to sit

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lolita!

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Who else hasn't taken pictures?

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Yeah... we missed someone...!

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We missed lucky and Dolly!

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These two dogs are cute!

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Everybody please!

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That's enough!

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That's enough!

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Okay!

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I am going to move into my new house

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I'll throw a housewarming party
and invite you all

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how much did you spend
on decorating the house?

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How much?

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Only 2 million plus

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yes... only 2 million or so!

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It's a nice house, but it's far

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I bet you place is more convenient

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are you still living in a housing estate?

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Right!

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We'll pay you a visit some other time

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no need to bother!

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We are just renovating

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right!

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Lolita, what grade are you in?

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What grade?

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Form six

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she's going to college soon

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why not send her abroad?

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- I didn't even let my daughter
- 1 go to the bathroom

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sit through those exam

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- and send her to school in la
- Leave me~

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and she's going to ucla next year

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it will soon be 1997

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are you planning to immigrate?

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We have no such thoughts

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we are Hong kongese

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we have Chinese blood, you know

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and should stay with our own kind

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immigrating is irresponsible

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we should live up to
the invincible Hong Kong image

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and stay here... witness
the change of times

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we should work towards the modernization
of our country

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so I urge you all to

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stay in Hong Kong

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don't be a third class citizen elsewhere

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Who wants this bowl?

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Give it to my cousin, he doesn't always eat

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I want to see the manager

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you can't go in!

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No, it's sour!

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Manager, I've come to tell you

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I bought the Mark six for you

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I'll see you later, manager!

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I've checked the numbers

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and your car key...

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Uncle bill, sit down!

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You didn't see anything just then, did you?

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No, I saw nothing

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compared to what I saw
the screening room last time

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this is only chicken shit!

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And that time at the car park...

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Uncle bill, you've be anchor
for more than 10 years

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you should know what to say

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and what should not to say

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please

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no, thanks

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just any what's in the manuscript

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not a word more!

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That's good!

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There's a superstar concert
next week wanna go?

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Not very interested!

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You should see what you ought to see,

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and not see what you ought not to see

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is that right?

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Yes, thank you, manager!

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News department, I'm uncle bill!

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The producer wants to see you

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that witch?

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Producer

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what does she want from me?

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Uncle bill, you've been
with us for 18 years

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you'd put in sweat and tears

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according to company policy
I must notify you...

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Of ray promotion?

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Your three month trial period starts today

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what? But I've been here for 18 years!

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Why do I need a trial period?

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You were still in school
when I started my job

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let's not talk about these things

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just talk about last month

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how many mistakes did you
make in reading the news

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once, twice...!

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Stop counting!

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We've edited your bloopers together!

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Now watch!

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In order to promote industrial safety

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we need to pump more education
into construction work

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don't go near places with danger signs...

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00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:11,875
That's an accident

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00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,373
this now shouldn't be an accident!

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00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,708
I am covering the typhoon situation
in sha-tau kok

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there's flooding in several places,
and landslides...

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00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,242
It's really windy!

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Do you still want to watch?

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00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,367
No, I already know what happened!

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Please return this car key
to the manager for me

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because you are close to him

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The mushroom department!

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00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,414
What mushroom department?

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This place specializes in mushrooms

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I'm uncle bill

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the two concert tickets I just mentioned

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will be sent down to you

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don't bother! Manager,

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you can keep them for yourself!

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What happened?

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You just ask my producer!

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Now I see everything!

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Now I know why poor son always get mean

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I am furious, I'll say anything

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I damn wish!

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I don't believe it!

279
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,289
You tell me, uncle bill

280
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,369
I got my master in
communication in the states

281
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,123
and have been working here for 18 months

282
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,476
and I still need to go
through a trial period

283
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,660
what's so strange about it?

284
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,040
Someone who has been
with the news department

285
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,476
for 18 years,
still has to go through a trial period

286
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,706
who can be that stupid?

287
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,119
I would kill myself if I were him!

288
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,039
Really I would rather die!

289
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,327
Die! Die! Die!

290
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,375
Go kill yourself!

291
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,991
Uncle bill, toe manager just called

292
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,393
he told you to return that letter to me

293
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:37,408
no, I don't think I want to continue

294
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,330
I want to retire

295
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,289
I'll give you one more change

296
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,415
lots of young men here are
waiting for their chance

297
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,338
don't waste two chances
on me at the same tune!

298
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:51,034
I've to stick to your principles
if you want to fire me

299
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,903
principles are flexible, you know

300
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,039
not if they are really principles

301
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,472
not if it's uncle bill who's getting fired

302
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,914
life in the housing estate:

303
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,119
Four witches are playing mah-jong

304
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,489
there are witches east, south and west

305
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,366
and gone is the wicked
witch of the north...

306
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,827
This is chicken feed!

307
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,536
Don't say it out loud!

308
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,914
Okay, I'll look at mom's

309
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,243
that's good!

310
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,366
- Oh!
- Don't shoot!

311
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,410
I'll be damned!

312
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:22,282
Mom, watch out for my video recorder

313
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,574
you are wasting away watching that stuff

314
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,990
why don't you ever study?

315
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:28,624
I am the hope of Hong
Kong's new wave cinema

316
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,077
I am Stephen spielbug!

317
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,518
See fut Bo?

318
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,999
There ain't no treasure in your asshole!
Asshole!

319
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,953
Give him a break, lie's not a small kid

320
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,080
I didn't know why I gave birth
to this piece of trash

321
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,116
TV kid, would you please get me a hot tea?

322
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,073
It's degrading to wait on women

323
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,625
you are trash!

324
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,706
Trash can be made good use of

325
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,241
so how did it go?

326
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,082
It's only ten, twenty bucks.
Small time for me

327
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,080
are you really quitting?

328
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,285
I haven't got time

329
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,809
my husband and I am going
to see a new house

330
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,323
you know, all my daughters are grown

331
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,831
my place is just not big enough

332
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,115
uncle bill is such a smart guy!

333
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,286
Just ain't my day. Lost more than 50 bucks

334
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,643
I can buy more than 20 Mark sixes
with that money

335
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:08,660
don't go honey, don't go!

336
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,289
Leave me alone

337
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,866
I promise you: I'll go
look for a job tomorrow

338
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,032
I'll be a responsible man

339
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,414
you lose, penalty!

340
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,619
How come? Penalty for that!

341
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,827
Shit, forgot to bring my keys

342
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,453
honey... please don't go!

343
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,206
I didn't bring me key. How can I get in!

344
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,240
Go to the social welfare department

345
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,578
they are good at breaking in

346
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,667
really?

347
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,074
Tell them you are kwok ah-lui's father

348
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,500
right!

349
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,073
Jody, what are you doing?

350
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,332
Dinner is ready soon. Let me do it

351
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,375
slice it here!

352
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,157
Give it back!

353
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,687
Can I borrow a pair of silk stockings?

354
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,539
You've got your own

355
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,824
but I've worn all mine.
Everybody has seen them

356
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,331
turn them inside out and wear them

357
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,582
- come on, lend me yours!
- What is it?

358
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:58,809
I'm going to a dance contest tonight

359
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,433
and she won't even lend me her stockings

360
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,618
what is it?

361
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,159
It's very minor, I'll get some band-aids

362
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,208
stop it!

363
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,495
Lend me your purse!

364
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,032
Why do you always eye my stuff?

365
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,368
You never use them anyway

366
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,601
because you always borrow them

367
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,081
stop it!

368
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,790
Your dandruff is all over my comb

369
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,948
that's your own dandruff

370
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,285
I never had dandruff!

371
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,540
Stop it girls. This is a small flat

372
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,164
you don't have to shout!

373
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,744
I am warning you!

374
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:33,998
Whoever shouts in this house

375
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:36,203
will be punished

376
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:37,792
honey!

377
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,240
Honey, I'm back!

378
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,125
What is it with you?

379
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,116
So you're back. You don't have to shout!

380
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,280
Honey, get with it!

381
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:55,576
The tempo of the city
the fashion of the young...

382
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,065
What on earth are you talking about?

383
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,992
I say, I want to catch up with the times

384
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:00,906
right!

385
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:04,621
Darling, there's a
registered letter for you!

386
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,998
From whom?

387
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,454
Your brother John from Manila

388
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,199
I never read his letters

389
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,866
but you got to read them at least once!

390
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,498
I really dislike this brother of mine

391
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,203
he never respected me!

392
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,535
So nobody should mention him

393
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,824
are you going to the dance contest?

394
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,536
You're not coming back for dinner then

395
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,699
have some fresh milk!

396
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,991
Have some more!

397
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,035
You don't have to shout!

398
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,493
Yeah, this flat is so small

399
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,828
great. Finally finished!

400
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,911
Sis, what do you think?

401
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,893
Are you going to the science
project contest with this?

402
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,704
Yeah, the solar system. The nine planets

403
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:46,750
so what do you think?

404
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,532
- Not bad!
- Of course!

405
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,115
How come the Jupiter is so small?

406
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,623
And there's no moon beside the earth

407
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,956
don't pick on it

408
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,206
I don't know

409
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,915
it is finished already?

410
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,290
These balls are so round and so colorful

411
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,698
and they can rotate!

412
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,957
You are a genius, a whiz kid

413
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,910
you definitely have my blood!

414
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,789
Pick a Mark six number

415
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,829
well, gonna win. So number "1"

416
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:11,875
number one!

417
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,994
You each pick a number!

418
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,998
Yourself are a gambler

419
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,393
but why make your daughters gamblers?

420
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,998
Just asking them to pick a number!

421
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,082
You're always dreaming of a fortune
from the sky

422
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,456
sly stallons is a billionaire

423
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,115
because he is hard-working

424
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,373
go serve dinner!

425
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,333
Mommy!

426
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,123
What do you want? Do you want to come in?

427
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,037
Mommy, you're really smart!

428
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,160
Call me aunt!

429
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,208
Call me smiley Joe!

430
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,250
Smiley Joe!

431
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,456
Wait for me one second, I'm going to change

432
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,991
don't rush,
there's 2 hours before the dance contest

433
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:47,872
you're going to dance?

434
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,237
I'm your sister's partner tonight

435
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,059
we going to get first place for sure

436
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,368
dance, let's see!

437
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,297
You think your blenched
hair looks pretty good?

438
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,540
Aunt, you're wrong!

439
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,575
This isn't blenched, the rest is

440
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,493
are you missing an earring?

441
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,373
Aunt, you're really out of fashion

442
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,578
you're supposed to only wear
one earring these day!

443
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,698
You pierced your ear?

444
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,866
It's for the young, like me

445
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,454
under 25, everyone has pierced ears

446
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:16,033
after 26 years old, will
you fill in the hole?

447
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,540
Aunt, you're a great kidder

448
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,823
uncle, are you off?

449
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,331
I'm still working

450
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,581
I smell something canny

451
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,248
honey, canned food again?

452
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:27,247
Daddy!

453
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,123
Call me uncle! It sounds better!

454
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,408
Uncle, canned food is better than nothing

455
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,540
I don't even have rotten vegetables
to eat sometime

456
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,746
my mom loves to gamble,
playing mahjong and Mark six

457
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,202
she doesn't like to cook

458
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,832
it's disgusting!

459
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,081
You're absolutely right

460
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,240
what do you think, aunt?

461
00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,953
You have hands, why didn't you cook?

462
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,287
Cook, myself? And have people laugh at me?

463
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,615
Today's woman won't be your servant

464
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:53,454
because today is woman
hasn't meet tomorrow's man

465
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,243
listen to my warning

466
00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:56,393
my daughter is not suitable for you

467
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:59,033
suitable. May and myself
are perfect together

468
00:21:59,083 --> 00:21:59,993
we are two of a kind

469
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,033
I'm shy grass, she's a flower girl

470
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,947
who said?

471
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Uncle!

472
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,333
Then what are we?

473
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,956
I'm rice, and you're the rice cooker

474
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,243
There's something wrong!

475
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,292
Voodoo!

476
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,115
Mia!

477
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,073
Smiley Joe!

478
00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:52,873
Look at him swing his butt

479
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,243
what an ugly sight!

480
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,698
Bye!

481
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,116
Sis, you forgot your purse

482
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,535
stupid!

483
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:13,789
Have a good time!

484
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,198
But be careful!

485
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:27,125
What number?

486
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,208
26

487
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,666
26, continue...!

488
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:36,914
How's the dance contest?

489
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:37,958
I lost!

490
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,539
Those men are real low!

491
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,893
What happened? Quarreled with that punk?

492
00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:44,748
More than that. We are now strangers!

493
00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,112
Did he step on you while dancing?

494
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:48,323
I'm mad!

495
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,664
After we danced I wanted to go eat

496
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,290
and he was just staring
at the waitress thighs

497
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,619
the menu was on her thighs?

498
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,153
Why didn't you leave on the spot?

499
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,494
I wasn't that stupid!

500
00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:02,873
I ordered caviar

501
00:24:02,917 --> 00:24:04,157
250 bucks!

502
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:07,166
And then rock oysters from New Zealand.
280 bucks

503
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:10,041
the maim course was baked
lobster, 480 bucks

504
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,368
and there was dessert

505
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,408
he must be broke!

506
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,538
It's such a big meal,

507
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,074
you should have called and invited us

508
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,351
I ate away more than a thousand bucks

509
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,255
and told him to get lost
after he paid the bill

510
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:21,910
good girl. You've got character!

511
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:23,744
You're just like mom in the old days

512
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,657
he went after me, after
we left toe restaurant

513
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:26,893
and I gave him a slap on the face

514
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,989
that's wonderful... you're just like me!

515
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:31,953
That's what I did to your dad back then!

516
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,490
Fatty, don't distort my image

517
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,948
I'll tell you more some other time

518
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,493
what's your number?

519
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,660
Does it really work?

520
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:44,451
I'm sure it does!

521
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,616
Pack your stuff and go to sleep

522
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,072
Honey, our new room is really great

523
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,706
how's it upstairs?

524
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,782
It's really comfortable here

525
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,324
I had to fart a lot before

526
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:07,615
to get this sort of effect

527
00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:10,374
come down quickly. The party's beginning

528
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,457
ah Sam, ah say! Get the food ready?

529
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,615
It's almost ready, master!

530
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,157
Either it's ready or not!

531
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,323
What do you mean almost?

532
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,601
Go to the kitchen and get things ready

533
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,625
yes! Master!

534
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,035
Are tonight fireworks ready?

535
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:24,822
Yes!

536
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,875
Test it once!

537
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,036
Wow! What a luxury!

538
00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:32,283
Tonight guests will be really amazed

539
00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,744
daddy, mommy, come take a look!

540
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:42,663
I don't understand

541
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,370
why did you pay twice the amount
for crazy bank?

542
00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,327
Just for fun!

543
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,412
Not expensive, very cheap!

544
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,616
Be careful, don't dirty my carpet

545
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,991
be careful
don't break my antique flower vases!

546
00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:11,033
Why are you here yet? Hurry up!

547
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,495
It really is going to be festive tonight

548
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,204
honorable guests, besides
being a housewarming

549
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,741
we are celebrating my sister's first prize

550
00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,592
now, she will demonstrate
how her model works

551
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,664
and winning model is...

552
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:31,290
Tai long wan nuclear power plant

553
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,743
nuclear power plant?

554
00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:38,663
Councilmen, there's no need to
research nuclear plant

555
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:42,326
all you have to do is look at this model,

556
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:44,331
your reports taken from
it would be even better

557
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:51,158
mon, dad!

558
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:52,072
What happened?

559
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,865
I got a divorce

560
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:54,997
where's smiley Joe?

561
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,832
As soon as we left port
he hooked on to a blonde

562
00:26:58,292 --> 00:26:59,907
it really pissed me off!

563
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:06,155
The radiation...

564
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,951
It's alright. There won't be any
radiation within 10 metres.

565
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,578
Let's go quick...

566
00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:19,370
Let's go, girls. Hurry up!

567
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,323
Open the door...

568
00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:43,285
Please let the passengers get off first

569
00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:53,034
Don't go near the tram doors

570
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,494
The next station is
"chung wan" oh, "central"

571
00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:26,658
It's very stuffy. I can't breathe

572
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:34,537
Uncle bill!

573
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,365
He went to the washroom

574
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,417
he's out!

575
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,664
You're too much. Always sneaking away

576
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,493
but the woman just...

577
00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:44,542
Look at your translation

578
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:48,575
"the 1964 Kennedy murder case".
What is this?

579
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,198
There's nothing wrong!

580
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,083
It should be "the
Kennedy-was-murdered case"

581
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,205
don't you know grammar?

582
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,907
This is called a "passive verb"

583
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,292
repeat it!

584
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,285
"Passive verb"...

585
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,373
Take it back and revise it

586
00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:08,406
It hurts!

587
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,789
How are you? Are you alright?

588
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,448
My stomach!

589
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,364
You okay?

590
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,327
She's got a stomach ache

591
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,575
quick send her to the hospital

592
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:17,078
the news will be on air in one minute

593
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,162
vtr control, would you
play a couple of songs

594
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,845
can't do. The producer has to do something!

595
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,866
Uncle bill, you're going to do
the financial report

596
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:31,917
him?

597
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:34,449
Hasn't tie made enough mistakes?

598
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,956
He's screwed up so many times

599
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,640
you just cannot trust this kind of people

600
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:39,333
I'll do it

601
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,161
10 seconds to news live

602
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:54,074
10, 9, 8...

603
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:58,824
54,3,2,1

604
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:05,370
hello, viewers! You are just
tuning into the afternoon news.

605
00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:11,743
3,4,5,6,7,8...

606
00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:14,704
1... and now here's my husband
reporting the news.

607
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,699
Dodo the panda has been
proven that she is not pregnant.

608
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:23,447
Since the miscarriage from last time,
dodo has been showing signs of pregnancy.

609
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,990
The zoo has reason to believe that

610
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,707
dodo the panda is currently in a state of
finding another mate.

611
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:30,207
That is why she has been
very tempermental lately.

612
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,184
Miss lui mor is going to
report the financial news

613
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,243
close-up on the witch!

614
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,351
And now on the Hong Kong stock market.

615
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,616
Since the rise of the stock market
in August 1984,

616
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,373
it has continually made new records.

617
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:42,250
The hang seng index has hit a record
of 1997 last week.

618
00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,499
It had even reached the
2000 point in between.

619
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,415
Other investers for the
heng seng including cheung Kong realty,

620
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:50,165
hutchison, and etc

621
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,744
have increased 30%

622
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,407
since the end of last year.

623
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,290
There has even been a 3-5 times increase

624
00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,133
in contrast to the crisis
from two years ago.

625
00:30:58,625 --> 00:30:59,910
In other news...

626
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,074
Last two minutes on the news broadcast.

627
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,954
The trade has also been
decreased to 3000...

628
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,164
In September...

629
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:11,577
How come it's a two-shot?

630
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:13,143
One of the buttons got jammed!

631
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:14,247
I'll find someone to fix it

632
00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:15,792
everybody's gone

633
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,289
the 2-shot is on air

634
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:40,914
What is he doing?

635
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:41,958
I don't know

636
00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:45,704
uncle bill is crazy.
Find someone to stop him

637
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,370
Damn! This machine doesn't work!

638
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,579
That's the end of the
news and financial report

639
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:05,831
thank you for watching!

640
00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:11,990
You are dead!

641
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:15,907
Uncle bill, what's the big news today?

642
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,999
The news today is that I don't have
to read the news

643
00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:20,077
I want to see the manager

644
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:21,365
he's out to town!

645
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,907
But I just saw him this morning

646
00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,449
he just left. Won't be
back until a week later

647
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,699
Your box is pretty

648
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,206
what's inside is much prettier

649
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,956
it was finished three days ago

650
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,831
you've got get first place!

651
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:40,875
Let your money ready
to take me out for a milkshake

652
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,657
miss, where should I put this?

653
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,198
Put it on the last table

654
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,559
guess whether this volcano
is active or inactive?

655
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,868
I hope that it's inactive

656
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,123
look!

657
00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:00,617
This entire clock is made of wood

658
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,035
it works!

659
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,789
Why do you always say "wow"?

660
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:08,289
Sorry!

661
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:14,661
Don't say "wow" all the time, okay?

662
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:15,788
I can't help it

663
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:19,155
let me take a look at your project
I want to see it

664
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,208
let me see yours first

665
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,581
where did you make this?

666
00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:25,161
I made it myself

667
00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:31,658
it's a toy not a science project

668
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:35,155
his science project is a motor

669
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:36,948
it runs of soiar power

670
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,702
a flash light works also

671
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,035
did your brothers help you?

672
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,244
No, I did it all by myself

673
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,410
look!

674
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,116
What did you make?

675
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:50,202
A model of our solar system

676
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,573
model of the solar system?
I made that in primary 4

677
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:58,573
I my model, the sun was
illuminated by a light bulb

678
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:00,911
with the nine planets revising on their own

679
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,698
and all of their moons in tow

680
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:06,072
but compared to this project
that one was nothing

681
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,032
take it away!

682
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,787
This robot operates off a specific sound

683
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,412
ha! It doesn't work!

684
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,458
Move!

685
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:27,623
Look at it!

686
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,913
Great...!

687
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,582
Stop clapping, it going to short out

688
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:45,200
you destroyed my project

689
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,207
Miss, can I hand you my
project two days later?

690
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:00,250
The contest is today you've
to hand in your project

691
00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,530
I still have lots of ideas!

692
00:35:04,042 --> 00:35:05,498
It's good to add more detail

693
00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:07,453
I have to be fair to the rest of
your classmates

694
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,080
miss!

695
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,965
We're going to start judging
back to your seats

696
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,118
factory girl!

697
00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,373
Two stripes, I win!

698
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:17,618
Television addict!

699
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:20,375
Honey

700
00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:23,283
buy a chicken and two wings to stew

701
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:24,573
aren't you embarrassed?

702
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:25,956
You've been fired

703
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,706
don't you know we're almost out of food?

704
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,615
I'm feeling depressed these days

705
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,123
so I want something good to eat

706
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,744
how can I look for work looking so pale?

707
00:35:33,792 --> 00:35:36,659
You've to eat better
if you are poor a in ill-health

708
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,539
right! Right! What about the money?

709
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,039
Money? We've got none!

710
00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:42,226
It would be shameful to buy
bean sprouts everyday

711
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:45,083
don't worry, everyone
knows that I'm on diet

712
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,525
the whole family is going on a diet

713
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,410
cut a piece of barbecue pork

714
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,914
hurry up, get the money

715
00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:01,367
Mr. fung, don't ask us to borrow any money

716
00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,703
we're so poor, we'll even take poker chips!

717
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,572
You want to borrow money,
the best is to ask uncle bill

718
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:09,991
uncle bill is the most charitable

719
00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:14,875
uncle bill

720
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,323
it's me, Mr. fung!

721
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,078
Oh how nice, you're at home!

722
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:20,125
On vacation!

723
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:21,907
These days I'm running short too

724
00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:23,698
my wife left

725
00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:28,330
you guys are so well off that I envy you.
I want...

726
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,286
Want to borrow money?

727
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,914
No problem

728
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,370
here's five hundred, take it!

729
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:38,370
We've neighbors, we ought
to help each other

730
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,119
that's what neighbors are for

731
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,329
lending money is like
sharing coals during winter

732
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,789
uncle bill, you're right

733
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,911
if everyone were like you

734
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,823
then I'd be rich

735
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:54,588
remember to pay me back
when you have toe money!

736
00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,161
Auntie Lydia, I appreciate it

737
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:00,118
what?

738
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:01,532
During me times of difficulty

739
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,601
uncle bill lent me five hundred
so that we could eat

740
00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:04,625
thank you so much!

741
00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:07,703
I'm going out for a steak, see you later

742
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,366
auntie Lydia, you and
uncle bill are truly kind

743
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,329
right, generous and willing to help others

744
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,366
that's the way it should be!

745
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,368
Bill!

746
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:26,902
Worse comes to worse, we don't eat

747
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,507
did you lend five hundred
dollars to Mr. fung?

748
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,603
Move your feet, I'm mopping the floor!

749
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,956
Mommy, you're in my way!

750
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,331
Who's in who's way?

751
00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:56,206
We won the Mark six

752
00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:02,824
I lent someone money
you give me bruises all over

753
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,684
but you yourself go out and
buy Mark six tickets

754
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,809
when you lend someone money,
what do you get out of it?

755
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,913
At least when I buy Mark six,
there's a chance of win

756
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:11,700
chance? When we lose I punched out

757
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,518
what if we win?
I get hit over the head with a brick

758
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,373
you're scolding me in
front of our daughters

759
00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:18,250
you're afraid of the bricks,
forget about the Mark six

760
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:21,622
why forget about it?

761
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,476
We use money to buy it,
we got to take a risk!

762
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,500
That's mine!

763
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:27,573
You bought so many

764
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,351
no wonder we have been
sprouts for every meal

765
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,455
look!

766
00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,867
The first number is "22"

767
00:38:40,042 --> 00:38:43,159
we've got one ticket with "22"!

768
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,289
Hail Mary, full of grace

769
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,324
a thousand thanks, a million thanks.
I hope I win

770
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:53,163
I'm not greedy, I just hope to win once

771
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:57,496
the second number is "6"

772
00:38:57,542 --> 00:39:00,659
number "6", I win again,
I got to two numbers

773
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,915
we've going to be rich
richer than chow yun fat

774
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:06,913
the third number is "40"

775
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,036
I've got three number

776
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:12,963
we've going to be rich
beyond our wildest dreams

777
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,785
calm down!

778
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:19,749
Three more numbers & someone
will win the $15m grand prize

779
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,124
stay, let's pay attention
to what the fourth number

780
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:24,328
the fourth number is...

781
00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,703
Now I will repeat the last three numbers

782
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:39,662
number 30, number 35,number 39

783
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:45,498
everyone, don't get discouraged

784
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,365
discouraged!

785
00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:49,078
Don't get discouraged, we'll start again

786
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,868
honey, you first

787
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,789
I got number 5!

788
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,625
51

789
00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:56,042
10!

790
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,991
While were at it, 15

791
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,160
number 20!

792
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,161
I want number 25!

793
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,664
Honey, pick another number

794
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,411
if we hit here more
numbers, three, zero please

795
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,789
30!

796
00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,949
Honey, if I win, then I don't need to work

797
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,286
don't day dream, look for a job tomorrow

798
00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:23,203
Miss, give me another cup of coffee

799
00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:25,782
mister, it's your sixth cup of coffee

800
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,073
are you going to get the shakes,
drinking so much coffee?

801
00:40:35,042 --> 00:40:36,532
Darling, go and check out

802
00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:49,987
You're sticking around me so much

803
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,661
wait a moment, I ran into someone I knew

804
00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:56,375
don't look over here

805
00:40:58,833 --> 00:40:59,697
manager

806
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:00,768
how did you know that I was here?

807
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,309
I've been looking for you
for a couple of days

808
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,789
how did you find me here?

809
00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,575
I have been looking for
you, and you are out

810
00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:08,145
but by coincidence I ran into you here

811
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:09,539
I saw her again

812
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,664
why are you looking for me?

813
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:16,993
She fired me!

814
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,536
From now on I can't follow you

815
00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:21,789
that's why I feel more relieved

816
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:24,074
and if I am worried,
then I get confused when I talk

817
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,332
unclear, and bullshitting all the time

818
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:29,242
don't mention it, tonight go back to work

819
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:31,915
this is no good, seems like I'm forcing you

820
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,372
I'm not that type of person

821
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,581
you're not blackmailing me

822
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:38,492
I'm blackmailing you so that
you can blackmail me

823
00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:39,542
are you blackmailing me?

824
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:44,618
I'm black mailing myself
to blackmailing you to blackmail me

825
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,282
anyway, you got to work tonight

826
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:47,869
no matter who blackmails who,

827
00:41:47,917 --> 00:41:48,917
anyway, thanks!

828
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,866
Honey, where have the children gone?

829
00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:54,327
Not back from school yet

830
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,865
I have good news for you

831
00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:57,184
the manager asked me to go back to work

832
00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:59,620
starting from tonight,
I go back to reporting the news

833
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:04,331
a couple of days ago I went to wong tai sin

834
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,115
I knew we were going to be lucky

835
00:42:06,167 --> 00:42:08,158
now the time is on our side

836
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,208
honey, come here!

837
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,582
I know you're going to like
this shark's fin soup

838
00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,581
and also this xo, come!

839
00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,532
Honey, you're too much!

840
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:27,745
I'm still not back at work,
not yet getting a salary

841
00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:29,328
you're spending my money already

842
00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:32,559
why are you laughing at me like that?

843
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,620
You idiot, what's wrong with my laugh?

844
00:42:36,042 --> 00:42:39,580
What so happy, where did you
get the money to buy the food?

845
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:41,993
It's my own allowance

846
00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:46,038
you're willing to use your money
to buy expensive food

847
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:49,449
honey, I knew I was wrong in the past

848
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,741
that's why today, you
will be fed like a king

849
00:42:52,292 --> 00:42:55,204
who knows where you got the money,
I'm not going to eat

850
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,707
you tell me, where did the
dirty money come from?

851
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,956
Dirty money?

852
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,491
No wonder these days your laugh is so sexy

853
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:04,161
I understand, you don't like it
because I'm poor

854
00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:05,573
you met another guy!

855
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,786
You idiot,
I don't know what you are talking about?

856
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,994
This stuff cost $1000

857
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:12,454
with $1000,you would have premed your hair

858
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,788
play mahjong, buy Mark six, and daydream

859
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,572
your eyes widen when you see money

860
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:23,992
you're too practical
I won't getting thing from it

861
00:43:24,042 --> 00:43:28,115
what a hell.
For money you would sell yourself

862
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:29,373
you have no values

863
00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:30,417
shut up!

864
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,208
You're trying to force me
to lay down all the cards

865
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,956
I know I can't hide anything from you

866
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,248
finally you admit it

867
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,791
if I tell you, you better
be able to handle it

868
00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,323
there's really a third person

869
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,366
I'll tell you the truth, I...

870
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,865
Won the Mark six!

871
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,208
You win?

872
00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,908
I can't hear!

873
00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:57,202
Yes!

874
00:43:57,208 --> 00:44:00,245
How much, tell me fast!

875
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,250
$190,000!

876
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:02,708
$190,000?

877
00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:05,059
I've never seen that much money
in my whole life

878
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:06,789
honey, wait until we got the money

879
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,745
we'll count the money

880
00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:12,864
until you're satisfied!

881
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,768
What do you mean we'll spend it together?

882
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:18,034
I bought this Mark six myself.
Doesn't belong to you

883
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:21,530
honey, we are a couple, we share everything

884
00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,948
yours is mine!

885
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,040
My money is from other guys, it's dirty

886
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,744
it doesn't matter if it's dirty

887
00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,828
we wash it together and it will be fine

888
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:30,875
it stinks!

889
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,956
It's smells good!

890
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,248
You really know how to turn words around

891
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,248
women usually don't have money

892
00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:38,998
we can't win the Mark six

893
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,832
honey, I was just kidding

894
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:44,412
a woman like you, you wouldn't have affairs

895
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,578
you mean I'm not attractive

896
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,786
no, you are!

897
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:52,121
Honey, I need you

898
00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:54,374
I am really love you, honey!

899
00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:06,365
$190,000 is a lot of money?

900
00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,749
Uncle bill, this is your last chance

901
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,953
if you don't take it, then disappear

902
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,333
I'll give forgive him

903
00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:16,735
it's impossible for her to make
$190,000 in one year, right?

904
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,288
I'd like to learn how?

905
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,869
Dodo the panda is finally pregnant

906
00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:29,704
people at the zoo are extremely happy

907
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,866
before the economic review
it's the Mark six news

908
00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:33,498
the winning numbers for this week are

909
00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:38,452
5,10, 15, 20, 25, 30!

910
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,661
I'm going to rich!

911
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,914
Only one person won

912
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:47,994
the price is $199,700

913
00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:49,657
it's wrong!

914
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,664
It's not $190,000. It is 19 million!

915
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:54,450
No, it's 19000,000!

916
00:45:55,958 --> 00:45:57,164
19 million?

917
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,323
Honey, is that for real?

918
00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:00,787
Yes honey, yes!

919
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:06,741
19 million!

920
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,250
Why are you laughing?

921
00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:10,542
Can't I laugh!

922
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,365
Ladies and gentlemen!

923
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:20,208
He's coming again!

924
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:23,297
I don't want to work here
at the station anymore

925
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,750
the people in charge here are
a group of scoundrels

926
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,434
they pick on those who earn
less than themselves

927
00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:29,119
I've wanted 18 years of youth

928
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,073
what, woman?

929
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:32,873
Just like yourself, useless

930
00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:36,704
affairs with our station manager,
as if it we're nothing

931
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:39,492
once you get here, she talks nonsense

932
00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,073
Why are you laughing, idiot?

933
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:49,290
Honey, tomorrow we look for another house

934
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,393
I want to live in a big house

935
00:46:50,417 --> 00:46:52,184
I will never live in
such a small place again

936
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,041
if we buy a new house everyone
will know we're rich

937
00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:56,684
people will come and borrow money from us

938
00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:58,915
we can more secretly, right?

939
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,323
Let me think, go to sleep!

940
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:07,958
Honey!

941
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,827
Anyway, we have to move

942
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,393
needn't to pay this month's rent
to the housing authority

943
00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:14,453
if we don't have to pay, we won't

944
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,865
they increased the rental too much

945
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:17,453
okay, let's sleep!

946
00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:25,458
Honey!

947
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,830
Starting from tomorrow

948
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,726
you'll have shark's fin soup
to go with your rice

949
00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,082
and lobster for your breakfast, okay?

950
00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:32,456
Too much cholesterol

951
00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:33,955
it's easy to get a heart attack

952
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,037
what's the matter, you love shark's fin

953
00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:38,743
go to sleep!

954
00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:48,331
Remember, starting from now
don't play with them

955
00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:50,536
if you get excited, you'll spill the beans

956
00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:52,448
I won't say anything

957
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,740
you will!

958
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,742
Okay, tomorrow I will take things
to the pawn shop

959
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,532
to let people to know that we are poor

960
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:00,781
this is a good idea

961
00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:01,833
let's sleep!

962
00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:11,578
What are you thinking about?

963
00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:13,123
What am I thinking about?

964
00:48:13,167 --> 00:48:13,906
You think that I don't know,

965
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,370
now that we're rich, you want me deal?

966
00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:19,159
You're so big, how are you going to die?

967
00:48:19,208 --> 00:48:20,768
I won't let you think about other girls

968
00:48:21,292 --> 00:48:22,532
I won't, sleep!

969
00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:24,073
I won't sleep!

970
00:48:54,792 --> 00:48:55,952
Honey!

971
00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:20,327
Dead beat!

972
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,750
Hands up!

973
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,785
Honey, I know I'm wrong

974
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:36,713
just because we're rich.
I don't want you to die

975
00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:45,155
Mia...

976
00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:54,454
I found Mia

977
00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:56,660
she's by herself

978
00:49:58,458 --> 00:50:00,369
sis, we got a new swimming
pool, let's go in?

979
00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:03,518
Do I have a share in the new house?

980
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,954
Because you like me
you'll have a room for sure

981
00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,453
this is for you

982
00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:10,123
this is for Jody

983
00:50:10,167 --> 00:50:11,282
be careful!

984
00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:12,583
Sorry!

985
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,665
Sis, where are you going for a tan?

986
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:19,075
If you still have your tan here,
my house won't be finished

987
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:21,116
unless all the guys are legless

988
00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:25,374
you ruined my castle

989
00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:26,657
I'm ss 0 rry!

990
00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:29,833
Mia...

991
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,698
I was wrong in the restaurant last time

992
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:37,038
you go away. Heartless!

993
00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:38,198
Go for an ice-cream, hurry!

994
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,365
Sis, don't be too soft!

995
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:41,976
Tire of the girls at the restaurant

996
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,331
and now come to the beach to look

997
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,081
you misunderstood me

998
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,457
I just looked at the mole
on the waitress's leg

999
00:50:47,917 --> 00:50:49,407
I thought that was a fly

1000
00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:51,073
she didn't feel itchy at all

1001
00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,707
and closely, I realized that it was a mole

1002
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:55,976
here are a lot of girls
who have moles on their legs

1003
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,768
why don't you go check
whether it is a fly or not?

1004
00:50:57,792 --> 00:51:01,114
Look at it, it's no moles, those are flies

1005
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,160
get lose!

1006
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,579
Buddy, it's not going to work

1007
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:22,707
my car doesn't work too

1008
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,957
because of you, my car's dead too

1009
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,331
we've going to get fired for sure

1010
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,980
as buddies, we have to stick together

1011
00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:34,158
no matter what you guys
have to help me this time

1012
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:36,042
go!

1013
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:37,831
How can I help?

1014
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,706
Why are you here alone?

1015
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:45,990
Let me be your companion

1016
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:47,455
you have a very nice tan

1017
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,159
what does it matter to you?

1018
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,869
We are just pulling your leg

1019
00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:52,909
you're unhappy, you've no boyfriend
it's dangerous

1020
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:58,246
I'm here to help you!

1021
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:03,870
Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you

1022
00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:05,703
it's hard to say what will happen later

1023
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,411
I'm here to save you!

1024
00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,393
What the hell do you guys want?

1025
00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:13,657
We want you!

1026
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,581
But it is not time yet

1027
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,038
help you!

1028
00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:18,289
Help!

1029
00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:24,782
Help me!

1030
00:52:26,292 --> 00:52:27,828
Smiley Joe, that's embarrassing!

1031
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:28,868
Run!

1032
00:52:39,458 --> 00:52:41,039
Smiley Joe

1033
00:53:00,667 --> 00:53:03,249
Smiley Joe

1034
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,703
Mia...

1035
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,240
I finally rescued you!

1036
00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:10,910
Smiley Joe

1037
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:12,698
Mia...

1038
00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:21,745
Sis!

1039
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,494
Your family won the Mark six

1040
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:30,784
yes, it's more romantic when one has money

1041
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,581
I'll ask my dad to buy us a yacht

1042
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:35,490
we can go sailing!

1043
00:53:35,542 --> 00:53:36,827
It will be us two only

1044
00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:39,995
mama Mia!

1045
00:53:41,542 --> 00:53:43,373
Dad, you got a postcard

1046
00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:45,783
our uncle six sent it from Manila

1047
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,539
see what lie wrote!

1048
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,865
It's probably nothing!

1049
00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:53,578
He said he will visit Hong Kong

1050
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,866
and will have a dinner with you

1051
00:53:55,917 --> 00:53:57,532
good, help me to write a letter to him

1052
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,703
go tell him to screw himself

1053
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,206
dad, you guys are brothers

1054
00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,535
why not have a dinner with him?

1055
00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:04,790
You always have dinner with people
you don't like

1056
00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:07,074
but that's different,
your mother is my wife

1057
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,866
I don't understand why
you hate uncle so much!

1058
00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:11,202
Of course you don't understand

1059
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:13,957
you've never had chili sauce poured
into your pants

1060
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,684
or while sleeping,
having circles drawn on your face

1061
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,824
dad, you not the unforgiving!

1062
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,456
The worst time was

1063
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:23,448
during my birthday and
in front of the relatives

1064
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,242
he tossed a cake into my face

1065
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,615
And he stood there and laughing

1066
00:54:32,667 --> 00:54:35,283
he loves to watch me suffer

1067
00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:41,953
dad, I want to buy a yacht

1068
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
okay!

1069
00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:45,324
Dad, you're great, thanks!

1070
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,409
Don't thank me!

1071
00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:47,698
You have to pay for it yourself

1072
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:50,161
I'm talking about the 20 million

1073
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,568
we won't spend our money like that

1074
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:52,572
daddy

1075
00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:54,123
dad, I got something to talk over

1076
00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:54,784
daddy

1077
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:57,124
you got something to talk about, bye!

1078
00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:01,030
I'm going with my friends to Japan

1079
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,083
no! No!

1080
00:55:02,917 --> 00:55:04,623
I haven't finished

1081
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,198
you're finished!

1082
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,101
I've already invited my
two friends to a picnic

1083
00:55:09,125 --> 00:55:10,456
go to central park

1084
00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:13,059
you're afraid that I spent all the money

1085
00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,495
it's not safe for girls
to go to Japan alone

1086
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
no!

1087
00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:20,204
We're going to a safe place!

1088
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:22,160
Can you speak Japanese?

1089
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,323
I'll speak in english

1090
00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,075
Japanese speak english
only Japanese can understand

1091
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:28,990
in Japan, boys and girls bath together

1092
00:55:29,042 --> 00:55:30,998
and Japanese men piss all over the place

1093
00:55:31,042 --> 00:55:32,748
you can't go there

1094
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,914
we're going to the university 1048?

1095
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:37,165
To imitate matsuda seiko and kikuchi momoko

1096
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:39,536
if I become popular, then I'm rich!

1097
00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:42,325
You'll imitate okata
yuhiko and commit suicide

1098
00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:44,684
I just going to check out
Japanese culture & history

1099
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,573
history? You're talking about history?

1100
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,741
The Japanese changed their history

1101
00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:50,783
remember when toe Japanese attacked

1102
00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:52,619
dad, quit mumbling!

1103
00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:53,726
Also, they've seized the
island near east China

1104
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,081
we don't have anywhere to fish

1105
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,490
stop thinking about going to Japan

1106
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:57,851
we're going to China in Christmas

1107
00:55:57,875 --> 00:55:58,705
to China?

1108
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:01,787
Why not? If you go to China,
people'll admire your clothes!

1109
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,039
What a bumpkin

1110
00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:09,489
go and see if that is Mr. fung

1111
00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:11,422
if he comes here for
money, tell him I'm not in

1112
00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:23,994
Honey, am I pretty?

1113
00:56:25,667 --> 00:56:27,077
That's your hairstyle!

1114
00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:29,116
I got it cut and permed, also high-line

1115
00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:30,577
only $2000

1116
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,240
you're useless

1117
00:56:32,292 --> 00:56:34,157
this is "Paris", smells good?

1118
00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:36,998
Also my bikini!

1119
00:56:37,042 --> 00:56:39,704
That's mine, this year
I'm going to wear that

1120
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,082
so that I'm in fashion

1121
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:44,101
so whichever beach you're going to,
let me know first

1122
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,925
so that we can ask them
to put up a red flag?

1123
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Idiot!

1124
00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,495
Look at yourself, like a lion

1125
00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:52,742
I married you back in the day
because you looked casual.

1126
00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:55,704
Now you've become a slave to clothing
and a prisoner of cosmetics.

1127
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,206
Sis, let me help you put it on

1128
00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:58,785
honey, watch out!

1129
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,824
This diamond costs $3000

1130
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:04,663
honey, people wear clothes to keep warm

1131
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:08,075
you can't judge people from
what they are wearing

1132
00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:11,655
you have to look at the person's character

1133
00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:13,619
the China emporiums won't go bankrupt

1134
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,282
because their goods are good and durable

1135
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,332
we won 20 million dollars

1136
00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:20,081
we can't take to the coffin with us

1137
00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:21,456
don't be such a spendthrift

1138
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,911
no one in our household has an income

1139
00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:26,495
$20m is enough for food during our lifetime

1140
00:57:26,542 --> 00:57:27,998
so we can't waste the money

1141
00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,784
always looking for pleasure
you'll be disappointed

1142
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:33,199
it doesn't matter, I always get lost

1143
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,866
today you'll need a yacht
tomorrow an oceanliner

1144
00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,578
today it's like this, tomorrow
it's something else

1145
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:39,322
daddy

1146
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,539
today, you're a lion

1147
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,934
tomorrow, you'll be something else

1148
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,415
oh, by the way, I just found an apartment

1149
00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,059
an apartment? What's
wrong with living here?

1150
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,923
Only $500
where can you find a place like this?

1151
00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:49,789
Just now, I picked a Mercedes also

1152
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:52,950
it's easy to buy a car
but difficult to keep it up

1153
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,707
listen, I'm planning to emigrate

1154
00:57:55,792 --> 00:57:58,864
China is modernizing!

1155
00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:01,203
What do you know, we got so much money

1156
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,740
what happens if other find out

1157
00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,018
a smart guy never sits under crumbing wall

1158
00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,684
if we don't leave now, when are we leaving?

1159
00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,323
You are wrong

1160
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,161
like before, each of us will pick a number

1161
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,684
everyone of us has the
right to spend the money

1162
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:14,075
you so absent-minded, I picked two numbers

1163
00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,582
I'm the big shareholder,
I make the decisions

1164
00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:18,206
to decide or not to decide

1165
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,250
not fair!

1166
00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:20,827
We want democracy!

1167
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:22,536
Chinese don't like democracy!

1168
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,323
We want freedom

1169
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,415
our bank a/c has no money,
what do you mean freedom?

1170
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:28,665
Dad, I'll owe you the money

1171
00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:30,039
I've already counted

1172
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,699
since you were born to this moment,
you owe me $368000

1173
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,786
you owe me even more! And you too!

1174
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,949
You owe me $138000!

1175
00:58:37,292 --> 00:58:39,203
I'll take it from your shares

1176
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:42,993
starting from tomorrow you each get $36

1177
00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:45,947
whether you work,

1178
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,200
or you don't, you get the same

1179
00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,745
You crazy!

1180
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,535
"Wishing hole"

1181
01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:57,905
Honey, you're the best!

1182
01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,829
Of course I'm the best, go to sleep!

1183
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:05,143
When we get there, there
will be lots of sodas

1184
01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:06,623
don't drink what we have at home

1185
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,290
your suit is great!

1186
01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:16,874
Mr. fung, we're not really that well off

1187
01:01:16,917 --> 01:01:19,124
clothes are just superficial

1188
01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:20,122
we have a banquet to go later

1189
01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:21,703
that's why we have to do our best

1190
01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:24,742
we're actually poor, I hope you don't mind

1191
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:25,993
let's go!

1192
01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:29,283
Since you know, I guess it's ok,
if our neighbors know

1193
01:01:30,917 --> 01:01:32,477
are you asking me to return your money?

1194
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:34,943
I'm watching a swimming exhibition

1195
01:01:40,292 --> 01:01:43,159
My two daughters have
taken lessons for 3 months

1196
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:46,616
their instructor told them
to represent Hong Kong

1197
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,708
this styles is called "lobster"

1198
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,035
see if it looks like it

1199
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,083
yes!

1200
01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:55,908
Idiot, they invite us to come,

1201
01:01:55,958 --> 01:01:57,368
and not even serving us a drink

1202
01:01:57,958 --> 01:01:59,664
don't be so upset

1203
01:02:00,292 --> 01:02:02,328
we now have $20m

1204
01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:03,726
and they only got a couple of million

1205
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:05,581
don't worry about it, it's not worth it

1206
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,581
Hong Kong living standards
are really amazing

1207
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:09,956
you estate is so expensive

1208
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,082
cousin, you're really generous

1209
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:14,582
we lived here for over half of my lifetime

1210
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,365
comfortably, so why worry about anything

1211
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,125
brother!

1212
01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:22,833
Uncle!

1213
01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:25,828
John, go and talk with your big brother!

1214
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:26,910
Honey!

1215
01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:28,869
Baby brother!

1216
01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:32,620
Uncle, aunt, you're here!

1217
01:02:32,667 --> 01:02:35,158
I didn't know you were sitting here!

1218
01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:38,621
You've always looking upward
how can you see us?

1219
01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:41,494
Brother, sister-in-law!

1220
01:02:41,542 --> 01:02:42,247
Uncle!

1221
01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:45,125
It isn't easy to get so
many relatives together

1222
01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:47,408
it helps if you have money

1223
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,540
otherwise, we'd never see each other

1224
01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:52,370
luckily, we're no longer poor.

1225
01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:55,864
Aunt, your gown is really beautiful

1226
01:02:55,917 --> 01:02:58,659
I think I saw the last two times
we got together

1227
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:03,952
the workmanship is so good,
that is why you wear it everytime

1228
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,615
this is the last tune I wear it

1229
01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:07,434
when it gets cool
I'm gong to wear my mink coat

1230
01:03:07,458 --> 01:03:08,664
really!

1231
01:03:09,292 --> 01:03:11,908
If not, then how can
I spend the 20 million dollar

1232
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,698
20 million?

1233
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,824
Yes, a couple of days, ago, I...

1234
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:18,412
She had a stroke,
she doesn't know what she's talking about

1235
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:19,368
you're cr az y!

1236
01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:20,702
We have to meet our guests

1237
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:21,750
see you later

1238
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,241
mommy, this pool is huge

1239
01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:27,351
nothing to be envious about it

1240
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,911
later, ours will be even bigger

1241
01:03:28,958 --> 01:03:30,243
she said it, not me

1242
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:32,875
call sixth uncle!

1243
01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:33,958
Sixth uncle!

1244
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:36,450
Are you the youngest daughter?

1245
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:39,244
We haven't seen each other for a long time

1246
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,035
we've got to celebrate

1247
01:03:41,542 --> 01:03:42,622
honey, how are you?

1248
01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:47,824
I'll take your whole
family for dinner tomorrow

1249
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,240
it's not necessary

1250
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,323
come to my house tomorrow night

1251
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,994
okay, but it's going to be a bother

1252
01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,532
it's not bother, just come

1253
01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:00,583
come earlier!

1254
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:05,661
Tamachi kogi

1255
01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:08,327
not good enough!

1256
01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,290
Lower your voice!

1257
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:21,618
You're so beautiful on TV

1258
01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:23,018
I'm going to take a taxi
back home to watch it

1259
01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:24,042
I'm going too!

1260
01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:25,489
Junk!

1261
01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,248
About Japan remind your dad!

1262
01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:28,452
If you don't, we won't wait!

1263
01:04:33,292 --> 01:04:34,292
Bye, boy!

1264
01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:42,827
Quiet down, bitch!

1265
01:04:47,292 --> 01:04:49,532
If you don't turn it down,
I'm going to blow up your room

1266
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:39,491
You've changed, inviting
your brother for dinner?

1267
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:42,245
Yes, I've prepare a great meal

1268
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:43,292
leave!

1269
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,410
What's the matter?

1270
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,205
I thought you said that
we going to see a movie

1271
01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:48,955
he's the worst

1272
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,457
he's staring at the ticket seller!

1273
01:05:52,167 --> 01:05:53,498
You're so dirty-minded!

1274
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:56,409
No, I was looking at her mole

1275
01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:58,226
recently, I've been looking into
reading fortunes

1276
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,992
the book said,
depending upon where the mole is located

1277
01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:02,782
that person has a certain and distinct fate

1278
01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:04,494
why were looking at her chest?

1279
01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:06,373
Because her chest had two moles

1280
01:06:06,417 --> 01:06:08,499
each person has two "miles" on their chest

1281
01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,748
but hers were especially big

1282
01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:11,432
it means that she is especially confident

1283
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,240
you're a pervert!

1284
01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:16,329
I'm not a pervert!

1285
01:06:18,167 --> 01:06:19,623
You're gay!

1286
01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:21,625
It was a man?

1287
01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:23,205
How come I didn't know?

1288
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:24,956
Smiley Joe, let me ask you something

1289
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,410
do you like men, or women?

1290
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:27,500
Women of course!

1291
01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:28,622
Where's your proof?

1292
01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,786
I like Mia!

1293
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:32,452
I really like her!

1294
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,740
Molester!

1295
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:36,163
You're a pervert

1296
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:38,244
you punk, don't come
here looking my daughter

1297
01:06:38,917 --> 01:06:41,875
daughter, a man doesn't need money

1298
01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:43,908
he only needs to love
you and treat you well

1299
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,911
as for other types of men, forget them!

1300
01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:06,453
Men are really shit heads!

1301
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,074
This TV should have been thrown away

1302
01:07:15,542 --> 01:07:16,542
sound!

1303
01:07:21,042 --> 01:07:22,042
Crazy!

1304
01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:23,122
Picture!

1305
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:24,828
This is a chimpanzee from Africa

1306
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,366
it's only a couple of months old,
look how cute it is

1307
01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:30,282
it's on, you're in for it now!

1308
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:35,282
Why is Jody on TV?

1309
01:07:39,792 --> 01:07:40,792
How come?

1310
01:07:41,917 --> 01:07:43,282
This singer looks so familiar

1311
01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:44,698
uncle bill's daughter is on TV

1312
01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:46,583
Jesus!

1313
01:07:48,958 --> 01:07:50,448
We've finished watching the chimp

1314
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,947
the next zoological feature
will be on Swedish foxes

1315
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,616
that's really stupid!

1316
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:03,205
How come it's like this?

1317
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,285
I don't know!

1318
01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,619
Valentino's here!

1319
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:12,331
My hearts wants to say!

1320
01:08:14,542 --> 01:08:15,577
Hell!

1321
01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:20,284
It sounds awful!

1322
01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:25,832
My heart loves you even if you say goodbye

1323
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:27,865
pick a card!

1324
01:08:31,292 --> 01:08:33,999
I won!

1325
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:38,790
You punk, go to hell!

1326
01:08:39,417 --> 01:08:41,408
You can't, I can still use him

1327
01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,532
touch what!

1328
01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:47,476
Do you like my daughter a lot?

1329
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,500
Of course, yes

1330
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,368
go some where else to shoot!

1331
01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:53,660
You have to answer me one thing

1332
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:54,708
what?

1333
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,365
I don't like you!

1334
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,159
You like my daughter
you have to pass my approval

1335
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,539
yes, uncle, tell me!

1336
01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:02,743
Do you have time tomorrow?

1337
01:09:03,292 --> 01:09:04,577
It's difficult to tell!

1338
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:07,287
Busy in afternoon,
then I'm free in the morning!

1339
01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:09,619
I'm busy in the morning
then I'm free in afternoon!

1340
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:12,409
I'm still free at night time

1341
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:13,893
then do you have anything to do tomorrow?

1342
01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,908
Tomorrow's Sunday, I'm free the whole day

1343
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,331
get a pencil and paper, write it down

1344
01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:22,620
I'm going to borrow a
uniform tomorrow morning

1345
01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:23,998
after which I will deliver cake

1346
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,042
did I need to wear a tie?

1347
01:09:25,292 --> 01:09:26,407
It doesn't matter!

1348
01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:29,780
Why? The better you dress
the more tips you get

1349
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,494
you're not going to get any tips

1350
01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,032
you have to go buy the cream cake

1351
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,184
does it have to say "happy birthday"?

1352
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,745
No, it just has to have cream!

1353
01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:40,614
No tie, no tips, more cream

1354
01:09:41,042 --> 01:09:42,953
send the cake to my house tomorrow

1355
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:44,698
send it to my house

1356
01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:46,163
my house!

1357
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:47,208
You mean my house!

1358
01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:50,456
Just write your home address!

1359
01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:52,413
Remember this person

1360
01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:55,750
when you see him throw
the cake into his face

1361
01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,664
it's going to be great!

1362
01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:00,385
No wonder there's not
going to have any tips

1363
01:10:03,542 --> 01:10:05,582
I've been waiting for this opportunity
for ten years

1364
01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:07,917
brother!

1365
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,393
You thought that it is the same as before?

1366
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:15,033
Come here, say hello to uncle!

1367
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,414
This is ray second daughter

1368
01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:17,994
this is my eldest daughter

1369
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,785
uncle!

1370
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:22,743
What was happened?

1371
01:10:22,792 --> 01:10:24,059
She was arguing with her boyfriend

1372
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:26,165
always crying, what a shame!

1373
01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:28,039
Good girl, here's a present for you

1374
01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:29,623
thank you, uncle!

1375
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,348
Be careful, there might be a mouse inside

1376
01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:33,202
you still remember that time?

1377
01:10:33,958 --> 01:10:35,243
Of course I remember!

1378
01:10:35,292 --> 01:10:38,534
Growing up with you, I had to endure a lot

1379
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:39,914
don't do that

1380
01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:43,909
brother, I want to apologize
for the things before

1381
01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,453
you never apologize!

1382
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:47,580
I got to say it today

1383
01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:50,658
because I'm getting old

1384
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,660
and don't have much time

1385
01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,540
what's he up to now?

1386
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,618
I'm serious this time!

1387
01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,493
I have leg cancer

1388
01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,583
the doctor said I have a few
of months left to live

1389
01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:05,490
you're my closest relative

1390
01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:07,949
so tonight, I must talk to both of you

1391
01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:10,414
okay, fine!

1392
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:12,119
I'm really happy!

1393
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:18,079
It's tragic, so young and still unmarried

1394
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:22,822
I always thought of him as an enemy

1395
01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,585
this time could be the last time
we saw each other

1396
01:11:27,792 --> 01:11:29,578
control yourself, don't cry

1397
01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:30,865
I can't control myself

1398
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:38,283
Are you going to eat?

1399
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,118
No, I'm not going to eat!

1400
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,309
Good thing. I didn't
prepare anything for you

1401
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,823
go and see whether the soup is ready

1402
01:11:46,292 --> 01:11:48,052
- uncle! Eat please
- Brother, sister-in-law!

1403
01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:52,325
Have you ever thought of
buying a house and a car?

1404
01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,831
Yes, yes, why?

1405
01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,601
I've been working with
hang fung bank for 10 years

1406
01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:58,786
I still have jots of "quartz"
I can give it to you

1407
01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:01,745
that way you can get a better interest rate

1408
01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:05,495
I hope that you accept my offer

1409
01:12:05,542 --> 01:12:07,662
drink the chicken's feet soup,
it's good for your leg!

1410
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,494
Come and sit down!

1411
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:11,831
Eat...

1412
01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,448
It's good to eat like this!

1413
01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:22,283
Let me tell you guys a joke!

1414
01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:23,625
Please!

1415
01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,704
Once upon a time, there was this guy

1416
01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:28,917
is this a joke?

1417
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:33,163
This patient went to hospital for operation

1418
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,493
he cut off his left leg

1419
01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:37,158
after the operation, he woke up

1420
01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:39,324
he saw the doctor and he had a worried look

1421
01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:41,957
the doctor said, "I've
good news and bad news"

1422
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,893
"which one do you want to hear first?"

1423
01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:47,660
The patient said, "tell
me the bad news first"

1424
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:52,031
the bad news is, "I cut off the wrong leg"

1425
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,458
what's the good news?

1426
01:12:57,458 --> 01:13:01,076
"There was nothing wrong
with your left leg"

1427
01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:07,809
Come here and pour the soy sauce for me

1428
01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:08,572
hand me the soy sauce plate

1429
01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:10,581
you don't need four
people to pour soy sauce?

1430
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,039
Listen, be careful of what you say

1431
01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:14,573
tonight we must treat him well

1432
01:13:14,625 --> 01:13:16,661
not only tonight, but from now on

1433
01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:19,458
let me open it

1434
01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:22,792
who are you looking for?

1435
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:25,617
You!

1436
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:26,702
Don't...!

1437
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:32,535
Is him!

1438
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,282
It's funny!

1439
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,832
You can lift your head a little higher,
driving a car like this.

1440
01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:46,241
You don't have to drive yourself
hire a chauffeur

1441
01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,652
that means we have to spend money?

1442
01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:49,247
Use my "quartz" to hire him

1443
01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,658
the car costs less than original price

1444
01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:55,322
we hire a chauffeur,
we going to be even more proud

1445
01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:59,746
mommy, this swimming pool is big, I like it

1446
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:02,042
of course it's big

1447
01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:05,540
after buying a house and car,
there's only $10m left

1448
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,240
it's best to save in my bank

1449
01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:09,578
put it in a foreign accounts
18% interest for you

1450
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,665
only interest to earn us
about a million a year

1451
01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:14,068
it'll never be able to use it all!

1452
01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:15,990
I could help you keep an eye on it

1453
01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:18,202
interest goes up on other accounts,
I'll help you swift

1454
01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:21,740
we're going to be rich, money from money

1455
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,616
it's too bad I won't be around that long

1456
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:31,824
don't shake your leg, you can't have money

1457
01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:33,536
you'll be poor if you shake it a lot

1458
01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:35,372
you're so stubborn

1459
01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:39,785
when I knew I had leg cancer

1460
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:41,702
and had a few months to live

1461
01:14:42,542 --> 01:14:44,203
I wanted to do a film

1462
01:14:45,125 --> 01:14:46,706
to tell all my relatives

1463
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,198
never to shake your leg

1464
01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:54,076
no matter what

1465
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,440
if I didn't shake my leg in the past

1466
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,331
I wouldn't be sitting here now

1467
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,411
and telling you about my leg cancer

1468
01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:03,865
don't worry!

1469
01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:05,532
Uncle, this is fate

1470
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,448
life and money is the same

1471
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,912
if you have it, you have it. That's fate

1472
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,949
you guys come here to see the new house

1473
01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:15,828
thought you lied to me

1474
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,457
this is a very pretty
house, can I stay here?

1475
01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:19,784
Where's your sister?

1476
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:20,833
Inside the house

1477
01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:23,284
you can't go in!

1478
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,851
Do you have to ask to enter this house?

1479
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:25,875
What's your status?

1480
01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:28,072
I'm just going to wash room, ok?

1481
01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:30,699
Yes, there is wash room in that room

1482
01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:38,032
Where can I go take a piss?

1483
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,368
- Inside!
- Thanks!

1484
01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:41,786
I don't think this guy has much of a future

1485
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:42,743
is smiley Joe come here?

1486
01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:44,032
Yes, he's is the bathroom

1487
01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:50,537
you boy-friend is an embarrassment

1488
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:57,958
This bathroom is big!

1489
01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,450
You didn't zip up your sipper!

1490
01:16:07,708 --> 01:16:09,039
How can you piss like that?

1491
01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:11,081
There's only one way to piss

1492
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,285
you streaker!

1493
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:14,540
If I don't streak, how can I piss?

1494
01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:16,183
How can I piss with my pants in the way?

1495
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:17,706
Get lost, you jerk!

1496
01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,403
Just because I piss, I'm not jerk

1497
01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:22,661
you jerk...!

1498
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:32,952
Pervert!

1499
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,374
You are not only a streaker,
you a pervert too

1500
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,417
you misunderstand

1501
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,934
you date my daughter
because you want my inheritance

1502
01:16:40,958 --> 01:16:42,198
you thought that I didn't know?

1503
01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:46,074
Daughter, love can't be like bread

1504
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:48,411
it's important that his status is the same

1505
01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:51,495
some treat you good just so
they can depend on you

1506
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:52,743
yes! Hop in the car.

1507
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,537
Mia...

1508
01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:06,121
So what if you win $19 million

1509
01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:07,868
who won the Mark six?

1510
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:09,833
I'm not telling you

1511
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,490
one more

1512
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,036
bro~

1513
01:17:13,042 --> 01:17:13,906
coming~

1514
01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:14,917
cheers!

1515
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:17,414
Beer~~

1516
01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:20,161
don't look down at other people

1517
01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:23,620
one day if I have the money

1518
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,747
you'll see if I can be a good match
for your daughter

1519
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,535
drink up...

1520
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:32,059
Did your girlfriend win the Mark six?

1521
01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:33,198
It was her mother!

1522
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:35,748
Mama Mia, won it!

1523
01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,873
Mama Mia, my goodness

1524
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:44,706
let's do something!

1525
01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,618
Let's do something to her mom

1526
01:17:47,792 --> 01:17:49,578
do something to her mom

1527
01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:56,990
Right, it's her!

1528
01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:02,658
Let's go back. Postpone the plan!

1529
01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:04,164
What happened?

1530
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:05,664
This little kid remember me

1531
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:08,077
yes!

1532
01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:11,368
Drive by and steal the pantyhose

1533
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,625
put it on!

1534
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:17,958
You're smart!

1535
01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:20,408
No, this size doesn't fit me

1536
01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:22,289
this is size two and I need size four

1537
01:18:23,042 --> 01:18:24,373
put it on your head

1538
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:25,375
yes!

1539
01:18:30,958 --> 01:18:32,758
This is a European size,
size two will fit me

1540
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,285
this doesn't fit me

1541
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:35,573
she wants to leave

1542
01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:37,833
go!

1543
01:18:45,833 --> 01:18:47,744
Lock the door

1544
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,947
help!

1545
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,492
Help...

1546
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:24,786
Have you finished packing
for your Japan trip?

1547
01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:26,994
There's nothing to pack
empty suitcases will do

1548
01:19:27,042 --> 01:19:28,782
and also bring a couple of credit cards

1549
01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,324
this time I can buy whatever I want

1550
01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:33,787
I don't have to be stingy or tightfisted

1551
01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:36,996
this television has stereo

1552
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:41,367
hang fung bank is bankrupt
after nineteen years

1553
01:19:41,417 --> 01:19:42,497
which one?

1554
01:19:42,542 --> 01:19:44,032
It's looks like our bank, hang fung

1555
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,948
it is $300 billion in the red

1556
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:48,039
it is bankrupt because, since 1985

1557
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,768
a couple of banks had
financial difficulties

1558
01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:52,625
this's the ninth bank to go bankrupt!

1559
01:19:52,667 --> 01:19:55,283
I got good news and bad news

1560
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,434
which do you want to hear first?

1561
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:57,868
Tell us the good news first

1562
01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:00,658
the good new is that I
don't have leg cancer

1563
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:02,118
the doctor said that

1564
01:20:02,167 --> 01:20:03,282
what about the bad news?

1565
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:07,620
The bad news is that you lost $19 million

1566
01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,540
- whats!
- Sister-in-law!

1567
01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:14,827
Don't be depressed

1568
01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:16,740
whether you lose or win, it's fate

1569
01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:18,202
money and life are the same

1570
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:22,118
if you have it, you got it, it's fate

1571
01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:24,874
stop bullshitting
you caused us all this trouble

1572
01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:27,536
I'm a loser too, I lost my job

1573
01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,574
give me back $19 million

1574
01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:35,623
give me back $19 million

1575
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:39,077
daddy

1576
01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:48,409
give me back $19 million. Give it back!

1577
01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:11,458
Kidnapped?

1578
01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:13,410
Don't fight!

1579
01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:16,040
Our sister was kidnapped!

1580
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,949
No more jokes. We're not playing games

1581
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,414
who said we're playing games? Listen

1582
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:23,907
dad, help me!

1583
01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:24,993
I know you don't like me

1584
01:21:25,042 --> 01:21:26,059
I will support you for your whole life

1585
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,118
don't let me die

1586
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:30,575
did you hear? We want $19 million ransom

1587
01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:32,741
you must be joking
we're living in the estates!

1588
01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:35,238
You said you won't the Mark six?

1589
01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:38,284
We don't have it. Didn't you hear the news?

1590
01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:39,823
Hang fung went bankrupt,

1591
01:21:40,208 --> 01:21:41,072
whats?

1592
01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:42,914
Turn on the TV

1593
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:46,619
uncle bill, don't pretend
that you are poor!

1594
01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:48,578
No, I'm really poor!

1595
01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:51,207
No more games, get toe money ready

1596
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:53,050
if you tell the police,
I'm going to kill her

1597
01:21:53,417 --> 01:21:54,623
brother, call the police!

1598
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,369
We can't call the police.
They will kill hostage

1599
01:21:58,167 --> 01:21:59,887
anyway it's none of your business. Get lost

1600
01:22:05,167 --> 01:22:06,623
What are we going to do now?

1601
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,824
A mouse bit me, I'm scared!

1602
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:11,661
It's getting worse and worse

1603
01:22:12,625 --> 01:22:15,332
what do you mean worse, it's super bad

1604
01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:18,120
brother Joe, you're the one responsible

1605
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:20,078
a one man show

1606
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:22,005
in reality, I just wanted to
scare the fat woman

1607
01:22:22,167 --> 01:22:24,059
who would've thought that a one-time
impulse would get us in a huge mess?

1608
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:27,701
Yeah! It was also out of impulse
when America built the atomic bomb.

1609
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,601
Now, the world praises them for doing the
right thing and having it well done.

1610
01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:31,785
Why don't we let her go?

1611
01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:33,619
Let her go?

1612
01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:35,577
- You're crazy!
- Ate too much pig

1613
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:37,707
if we let her go now,
it's still a kidnapping

1614
01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:40,287
we receive $19 million,
it's still a kidnapping

1615
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:42,790
the money first before
we let tier go, stupid

1616
01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:45,542
I'm out of it!

1617
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,323
We're all a part of it!

1618
01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:52,415
Whether you're in or out,
it's still a bad situation

1619
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,059
since they still haven't blown your cover

1620
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,869
go to their house and spy

1621
01:22:55,917 --> 01:22:58,499
if they call the police, let us know

1622
01:23:00,417 --> 01:23:01,497
I'm going to wash my hair

1623
01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:03,749
go, go wash your hair!

1624
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:10,160
Smiley Joe, did you know
someone kidnapping her?

1625
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:12,369
Do your know who is involved?

1626
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:14,535
How do I know?

1627
01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,083
Good!

1628
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:18,243
You never were any good!

1629
01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:20,601
Why do you have a foreign account?

1630
01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:23,537
$20 million, gone just that!

1631
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,286
We can pretend that if wasn't real

1632
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:27,869
we can pretend that we never won

1633
01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,078
why should we pretend? I won!

1634
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:32,241
Yes, you had $20 million!

1635
01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:33,998
Look around you, no one else had it

1636
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,623
it not the time to talk about money

1637
01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:37,143
we should think about how to
rescue our daughter

1638
01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:39,624
without money, how are
we going to rescue her?

1639
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,244
I cancelled my plane ticket

1640
01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:46,578
even my personal saving are here!

1641
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,563
Is this enough money to get sis back?

1642
01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:52,785
Crazy girl, you're wonderful

1643
01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:57,202
you're really wonderful!

1644
01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:01,747
Don't use the phone

1645
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:02,998
I'm n 0 t! I 1 m n ot!

1646
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,620
They really don't have money

1647
01:24:09,667 --> 01:24:12,625
the bank's bankrupts, they don't have money

1648
01:24:13,542 --> 01:24:14,862
that means we're wasted our time?

1649
01:24:16,542 --> 01:24:18,203
Why don't we just let her go!

1650
01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,286
What? That's quite a risk

1651
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,789
who knows how much money they have left?

1652
01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,660
About $10000!

1653
01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:26,994
About $10000. Forget it!
We won't let her go!

1654
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,670
Unless she let's us insult her
as much as we want

1655
01:24:30,667 --> 01:24:32,908
it's like taking rice from a beggar's bowl!

1656
01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,491
If we get the rice then you have
a part in it too

1657
01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:37,490
forget about feelings

1658
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:39,078
her sister is your girlfriend, I know

1659
01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:41,207
but we are your brothers!

1660
01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:41,864
Really?

1661
01:24:41,917 --> 01:24:42,747
Are you or not?

1662
01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:43,792
Of course!

1663
01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:45,042
Ask them for $500000!

1664
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:52,159
I'm uncle bill, you're...
Aware of the bankrupt

1665
01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,118
what? $500000

1666
01:24:54,167 --> 01:24:55,532
I don't even have $50000

1667
01:24:56,667 --> 01:24:58,703
don't kill my daughter, I'll...

1668
01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:00,914
How's my daughter?

1669
01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:03,950
She is safe, she's watching TV

1670
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,285
eating candy too

1671
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:07,039
sweet and plenty of it

1672
01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:10,745
I want to see her first
before I give you money

1673
01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:12,623
mommy, there's lot of mice here

1674
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:16,871
you heard her? Go borrow $500000!

1675
01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:20,409
Tomorrow afternoon
put the money in a briefcase

1676
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:21,948
take with you a portable telephone

1677
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,867
go to kowloon tong and take the 3:45 tram

1678
01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:26,123
you'll see your daughter then

1679
01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:28,743
I'll video tape them secretly

1680
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,797
are we going to exchange
the money in the train?

1681
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:39,828
I looked all over
I still can't see the kidnapper

1682
01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:43,625
where are you now?

1683
01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:45,809
Our tram just passed the Chinese school

1684
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:48,791
there's a hiway ahead
your daughter will be there

1685
01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:51,033
when you see her
throw the money out of the tram

1686
01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:54,018
the windows can't be opened,
how do we throw it out?

1687
01:25:54,042 --> 01:25:56,454
Go to the bathroom, use that window

1688
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,000
it's this window!

1689
01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:05,198
It's two inches thick, perfect

1690
01:26:06,167 --> 01:26:07,873
this train stops at tai poi

1691
01:26:07,917 --> 01:26:10,249
even if we call the police
they have plenty of time

1692
01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:12,407
I can't even rescue my daughter

1693
01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:13,656
they're cunning!

1694
01:26:13,792 --> 01:26:15,703
I'm going to shoot it for evidence

1695
01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:19,660
dad!

1696
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,248
Jody!

1697
01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:22,828
Big brother, throw the money out

1698
01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:23,958
throw the money?

1699
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,160
Dad!

1700
01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:26,493
Throw the money!

1701
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,157
Dad!

1702
01:26:31,167 --> 01:26:32,282
Throw the money!

1703
01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:34,490
Jody, come quickly!

1704
01:26:34,875 --> 01:26:37,833
Dad!

1705
01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:41,118
Big brother!

1706
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,161
I have no more money

1707
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,831
I'm happy if you got the money!

1708
01:26:49,542 --> 01:26:51,032
Uncle bill, I'm sorry!

1709
01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:52,163
I'll return your daughter

1710
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,532
who are you?

1711
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:56,872
Oh! Shit!

1712
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:57,785
You get off at tai poi

1713
01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:59,633
go to the quarry, your
daughter will be there

1714
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:01,583
the quarry...?

1715
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,956
Money...

1716
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,458
The rear wheel's gone, help push the car

1717
01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:16,534
Listen kid, I'm going to push you later

1718
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:19,120
you say piss & I'll give
you a chance to leave

1719
01:27:19,792 --> 01:27:21,407
I understand, smiley Joe

1720
01:27:22,417 --> 01:27:23,247
how can you know it's me?

1721
01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:26,329
I knew it a long time ago,
I just didn't say anything 1639?

1722
01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:27,956
I was afraid you would kill me

1723
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:36,583
I need to go to the bathroom

1724
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:37,580
shut up!

1725
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:38,865
I can't hold it

1726
01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:40,953
you can't go! You have to hold it!

1727
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,615
I can't hold it

1728
01:27:42,667 --> 01:27:45,374
otherwise, she'll go inside the car

1729
01:27:46,792 --> 01:27:51,286
she doesn't even close the door!

1730
01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:55,368
Run!

1731
01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:02,491
Run, as far as you can!

1732
01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:04,157
Why did you let tier go? Are you crazy?

1733
01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:05,080
No, it's not necessary!

1734
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,963
We don't need to kill her
she only a little girl

1735
01:28:11,958 --> 01:28:13,838
we don't need to kill her
she only a little girl

1736
01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:27,375
Still running!

1737
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:36,958
Can't bel

1738
01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:47,309
I'll call my wife and let her know

1739
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,789
brother, call the police

1740
01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:50,375
police?

1741
01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:07,583
I'm going to kill you!

1742
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:44,500
Jody!

1743
01:29:49,542 --> 01:29:56,869
Help me!

1744
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,244
Daddy, help me!

1745
01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:22,660
Jody!

1746
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,739
Daddy, help me!

1747
01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:39,540
Uncle!

1748
01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:40,952
Jody!

1749
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:42,083
Uncle!

1750
01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:44,831
Jody!

1751
01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:48,322
Brother!

1752
01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:49,660
Daddy!

1753
01:30:49,667 --> 01:30:51,203
- Jody!
- Daddy,

1754
01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:53,449
- don't leave me!
- Jody!

1755
01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:02,199
One behind the rocks,
another at the entrance

1756
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,250
the rest, follow me

1757
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,206
daughter, I love you!

1758
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:07,372
Sis!

1759
01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:13,951
Jody!

1760
01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:14,572
Mum!

1761
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,120
Good girl, you worried me to deal
are you okay?

1762
01:31:19,292 --> 01:31:21,908
You bastard, you took my little girl

1763
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:24,199
you drag, I'm going to beat you to death!

1764
01:31:24,792 --> 01:31:25,792
There's another one here

1765
01:31:29,583 --> 01:31:32,165
no, he's here to rescue me

1766
01:31:32,208 --> 01:31:36,406
he's good, the other two are the kidnappers

1767
01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:41,579
smiley Joe, I love youl!

1768
01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:42,789
Smiley Joe

1769
01:31:42,792 --> 01:31:46,990
he's part of it, don't let him go!

1770
01:31:47,042 --> 01:31:49,954
Smiley Joe, you are good, I don't blame you

1771
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,490
you're a hero in my eyes

1772
01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:52,643
you're really good, really good!

1773
01:31:52,667 --> 01:31:55,784
He's involved, arrest him too!

1774
01:31:56,292 --> 01:32:03,996
Happy birthday to you~

1775
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,867
yeah!

1776
01:32:11,583 --> 01:32:12,914
Smiley Joe, washing the rice?

1777
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:13,958
Cooking!

1778
01:32:15,167 --> 01:32:18,330
You're the only one who
know, don't tell anyone

1779
01:32:19,417 --> 01:32:20,697
I'll never do anything bad again

1780
01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:22,958
Jody

1781
01:32:23,792 --> 01:32:25,578
smiley Joe, sis is looking for you

1782
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,991
may, I'm coming!

1783
01:32:28,042 --> 01:32:29,042
Smiley Joe!

1784
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,706
We don't owe each other anything

1785
01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,698
go wash your face!

1786
01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:41,496
I don't want to be rich,
risk being kidnapped

1787
01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:42,743
it's better to be poor!

1788
01:32:43,542 --> 01:32:45,578
I have three daughters, that's precious

1789
01:32:46,375 --> 01:32:47,581
not only three

1790
01:32:49,167 --> 01:32:49,997
whats? You...

1791
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,410
Brother, congratulations!

1792
01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:54,198
This time, it's got to be a boy

1793
01:32:54,417 --> 01:32:55,907
and if it's a another girl...

1794
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:57,823
Give it back to the hospital!

1795
01:32:57,958 --> 01:32:59,118
Yes~yes~

1796
01:32:59,292 --> 01:33:00,623
now, there is special news

1797
01:33:01,125 --> 01:33:04,162
one hour ago, finance secretary
officially announce

1798
01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:07,280
hang fung bank was bailed out
by foreign currency

1799
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,911
even though many councilman
are arguing against it

1800
01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:12,825
hang fung has got the
government s permission

1801
01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:14,331
to reopen tomorrow

1802
01:33:14,375 --> 01:33:17,117
whoever has an account
may get their money back

1803
01:33:22,500 --> 01:33:24,661
We're rich again!

1804
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,035
Calm down! Calm down!

1805
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:28,285
Not so loud

1806
01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:30,333
don't let anyone know,
they'll want to borrow money

1807
01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,957
Mr. fung, I don't have
any money to lend you

1808
01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:38,082
I'm here to return all the money
I borrowed from you

1809
01:33:38,792 --> 01:33:40,498
my wife came back with another man

1810
01:33:40,542 --> 01:33:42,203
they came back and we're living together!

1811
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,893
Your wife is with another man
and you're so happy

1812
01:33:44,917 --> 01:33:47,954
of course I'm happy, he's rich!

1813
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,868
Mr. fung

1814
01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:52,917
what?

1815
01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:54,914
You bastard, you're not a man!