1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,961 Help! 4 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,894 It's not what you think. 5 00:02:26,568 --> 00:02:30,365 Well, it's partly what you think, but, er... 6 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:33,368 Oh, it's so complicated. 7 00:03:35,147 --> 00:03:39,985 Oh, God, help me! Please! You can't be the man I'm about to marry. 8 00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:44,282 Don't tell me that my fiancé is... that my fiancé is a... 9 00:03:46,451 --> 00:03:51,499 Haunted Honeymoon, starring Larry Abbot, will continue after this news update. 10 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:58,589 Stay tuned for the chilling conclusion of this week's tale from Manhattan Mystery Theatre. 11 00:03:58,756 --> 00:04:03,136 - Don't touch that dial. We'll be right back. - You're off the air. 12 00:04:03,303 --> 00:04:06,391 OK, boys. You've got two minutes. Go. 13 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:12,814 Listen, pal, I'm not a boy and I don't want to be referred to as one of the boys. 14 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:22,033 Hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys! Gal... One at a time, huh? 15 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:25,412 - Are you two getting married Sunday? - Only if it rains. 16 00:04:25,413 --> 00:04:27,603 I got tickets for the World Series. 17 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:31,336 - When did he ask you? - After strangling me in Curse of the Mummy. 18 00:04:31,503 --> 00:04:33,797 - Say yes right away? - Bet your sweet patoot. 19 00:04:33,964 --> 00:04:36,966 - How do you spell "patoot"? - Any way you like. 20 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:42,015 You've been in lots of shows that went bust. How's it feel to own a hit? 21 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,768 I don't own her, I'm just marrying her. 22 00:04:44,933 --> 00:04:47,020 No, I mean the radio show. 23 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:52,775 Sure, I'm on top of the world 'cause I got the number one show. That's just luck. 24 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:56,280 I'm head-over-heels in love with the best girl in the world. 25 00:04:56,448 --> 00:04:58,867 That's not luck, that's God smiling on me. 26 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,954 When Vickie said yes to me... 27 00:05:06,418 --> 00:05:09,420 From the minute Vickie said yes... 28 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:21,642 He bought a double mattress and a new stove. 29 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:27,565 - How's her cooking? Have you tasted it yet? - Sure, but we're getting married anyway. 30 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:30,986 - Vickie, how'd he ask you? - Give us a break. 31 00:05:31,152 --> 00:05:35,533 Your fans love this stuff. Come on, Vickie. Was he romantic? 32 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,453 It was like in the movies. Honest to God. 33 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:40,872 We're walking along in the moonlight. 34 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,334 He gets down on one knee, looks at me and says... 35 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,298 It's almost airtime, gentlemen. 36 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:51,343 OK, boys, that's it. 37 00:05:51,509 --> 00:05:54,888 We're giving you a page of coverage here. 38 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,183 Give 'em a break, will ya? 39 00:05:59,852 --> 00:06:02,314 Can we have a level first violin, please? 40 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,777 - Well, Larry's certainly in good form today. - The show isn't over. 41 00:06:06,943 --> 00:06:11,491 - You can see he's fine today, Charlie. - The show isn't over yet. 42 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:16,747 Eddy, are you there? I don't see you. 43 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:21,961 Could we hear a little bit of the storm, please? 44 00:06:48,532 --> 00:06:50,618 That's fine, Eddy. 45 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:54,039 Ten seconds, everyone. 46 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:55,792 - Say, Eddy... - Huh? 47 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,586 - Is my tie straight? - What? 48 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:03,633 - My tie, is it straight? - Your tie's fine. 49 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,555 - No, but is it straight? - Yeah, your tie is straight. 50 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:13,228 - Say "I swear to God your tie is straight". - I swear to God. 51 00:07:13,394 --> 00:07:14,980 - Thanks, Eddy. - Sh! 52 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:22,113 Ralston Purina Checkerboard Square, makers of Purina Dog Chow, presents 53 00:07:22,279 --> 00:07:25,574 Manhattan Mystery Theatre. 54 00:07:25,741 --> 00:07:28,370 Hello again. Still there? 55 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,247 This is your host speaking. 56 00:07:31,414 --> 00:07:36,295 And now, friends, brace yourselves for the chilling conclusion... 57 00:07:36,462 --> 00:07:39,882 to tonight's tale of horror, entitled... 58 00:07:41,509 --> 00:07:45,097 Haunted Honeymoon. 59 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:52,063 Lady Wolfington is speaking on the telephone... 60 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:55,400 to Inspector Carp of Scotland Yard. 61 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:59,947 Inspector, I'm terrified. I tell you, it's gone beyond all reason. 62 00:08:00,114 --> 00:08:05,119 Lady Wolfington, there's only one way to tell if a man has werewolf in his blood. 63 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:08,582 He'll give himself away by stammering ever so slightly... 64 00:08:08,748 --> 00:08:10,584 on all words beginning with "w". 65 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,252 "W"? 66 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:18,384 If you suspect your fiancé, put him to the test. I'll get there as soon as I can. 67 00:08:21,305 --> 00:08:23,849 Oh, Freddy, you startled me. 68 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:25,579 Startled? 69 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:27,895 - By me? - Yes, I'm sorry, I... 70 00:08:28,061 --> 00:08:31,753 All words beginning with "w". 71 00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:35,696 All words beginning with "w". 72 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,325 Darling, what a lovely sweater. 73 00:08:39,492 --> 00:08:41,578 Is that cotton or wool? 74 00:08:41,744 --> 00:08:44,373 This? Oh, it's woo... wool. 75 00:08:44,539 --> 00:08:47,042 - What? - Um... 76 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:52,131 I say, uh... I don't know. Must be some sort of a cotton. 77 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:58,431 Oh, I think another storm's brewing. 78 00:09:08,316 --> 00:09:11,654 Seems so. Doesn't it? 79 00:09:19,411 --> 00:09:22,833 - Listen to that wind. - Ooh-hoo! 80 00:09:22,999 --> 00:09:26,671 Oh! It's frightening, isn't it? 81 00:09:27,796 --> 00:09:29,674 - Why's he laughing? - I don't know. 82 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,885 - Is that how you rehearsed it? - No, but that's Larry. 83 00:09:36,932 --> 00:09:40,019 - Darling, I'm going to have a sherry. - Oh! 84 00:09:40,184 --> 00:09:44,607 - Would you or wouldn't you like some? - Oh, I wou... I wou... 85 00:09:44,774 --> 00:09:48,445 Um... yes, I'll have some. 86 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:56,121 - Here's your drink, darling. - Thanks. Cheers. 87 00:09:56,287 --> 00:09:59,750 - To Wolfington Castle. - To Woo... Woo... 88 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,043 To Woo-woo-woo... 89 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:06,215 To Woo-woo-woo-woo... 90 00:10:06,381 --> 00:10:07,945 Woo-woo-woo... 91 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,742 To Woo-woo-woo... 92 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:13,807 Woo-woo... To Woo-woo-woo... 93 00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:18,938 To Woo-woo-woo-woo... Wolfington Castle. 94 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:33,789 - He's out. He's fired. - No! 95 00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:39,086 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Dr Paul Abbot. 96 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:43,175 Oh, Doctor, thank God you're here. Please come in. 97 00:10:43,341 --> 00:10:45,427 This is our sponsor, Mr Tarlow. 98 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:49,056 Charlie, this is Larry's uncle, the famous psychiatrist. 99 00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:52,602 - I asked him to come meet you. - What's he laughing at? 100 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:57,064 - This is a mystery, not a comedy. - He's laughing because he's afraid. 101 00:10:57,231 --> 00:11:00,068 - Afraid? - Tomorrow it might make him cry. 102 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:03,614 That's what he did last week. What's he afraid of? 103 00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:06,117 Thunder and lightning? A wind machine? 104 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:10,706 We have that stuff every week. Why now? We were number one! 105 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:14,376 Because three weeks ago he got engaged to be married. 106 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:18,547 - The Curse of The Mummy. - What's that got to do with it? 107 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,759 The engagement has opened a crack in his psyche, 108 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:26,890 so hideous to Larry's mind that he must lock it out. 109 00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:30,686 - But I do know that I can cure him. - How? 110 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:34,733 By scaring him... 111 00:11:34,899 --> 00:11:36,065 to death. 112 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:40,948 - You want to scare him even more? - How do you cure hiccups, Mr Tarlow? 113 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,678 - Well, you... - Listen... 114 00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:45,494 I've been working in Zurich with a brilliant scientist... 115 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,331 who has discovered the cure for Larry's condition. 116 00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:55,005 Dr Strickland has proved the cure is to increase the pressure of the fears, not lessen it. 117 00:11:55,173 --> 00:12:00,387 - Like going faster around a dangerous curve? - Exactly. 118 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:04,099 This weekend, starting tonight, the entire Abbot family... 119 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,978 is gathering for the wedding at the estate of Larry's great-aunt. 120 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,731 We have him in an ideal situation, 121 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:14,486 a lonely estate, miles from anywhere. 122 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:21,327 - Have you told Vickie? - No, not Vickie, that'd be too risky. 123 00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:24,247 I'm afraid she couldn't be objective. 124 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,667 Are you promising you can cure Larry? 125 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:32,756 I, Paul Abbot, promise that I can cure Larry within 36 hours. 126 00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:36,886 - Just by scaring him? - By scaring him to death. 127 00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:45,187 I don't know. I can be feeling swell, then something sets it off and I'm scared to death. 128 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:48,733 So you acted nutty for a few shows, so what? 129 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:54,157 You're the best actor in New York, with the hottest show, and you still got me. 130 00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:58,535 So, listen, cookie, if something scares you before Sunday, just say, 131 00:12:58,702 --> 00:13:02,331 "Whoops, there goes my imagination again. How do you like that?" 132 00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:04,062 You think that'll work? 133 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:08,422 Always in all ways rely upon me... 134 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,349 Whoops, there goes my imagination again. How do you like that? 135 00:13:17,516 --> 00:13:21,854 That's my guy. Did you hear what the bug said to the windshield? 136 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,566 - What? - That's me all over. 137 00:13:25,691 --> 00:13:29,362 Sweet. Don't you get it? If a bug splattered... 138 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:32,282 - Honey, is my tie straight? - What? 139 00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:35,494 - Is my tie straight? - Your tie's fine. 140 00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:39,082 - Yeah, but is it straight? - Yeah, it's straight. 141 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:40,811 Oh, good. 142 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:10,326 Someone in this family is trying to kill me. 143 00:14:10,491 --> 00:14:14,205 What? You don't know what you're saying. 144 00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:20,170 Larry's the only one I trust. Please give me the pen. I haven't much time. 145 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:23,757 - They'll all be here any moment. - I love you, Kate. 146 00:14:23,923 --> 00:14:27,636 I respect you as if you were my own mother. 147 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:29,889 Oh... 148 00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:34,936 You're the dearest person I know. I'd even die for you, Kate. 149 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:39,942 But darling, never mind that I'm a member of the family, 150 00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:43,446 before you sign, there's one thing you haven't considered. 151 00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:47,826 - What's that? - What if Larry dies before you do? 152 00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:54,208 If Larry should die, you can all share the money equally, just as it was before. 153 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:59,715 Francis, you're the only living person that knows I've changed my will. 154 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:05,096 If you ever tell anyone may your soul rot in hell. 155 00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:15,942 What a cosy place for a wedding. Who lived here before? Count Dracula? 156 00:15:16,107 --> 00:15:21,865 - Will you lay off that? I grew up here. - No wonder you turned out so normal. 157 00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:26,537 - Hey, hey. - Sorry. Must be delightful by daylight. 158 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:33,128 - Run for it, sweetie. I'll get the bags. - OK. 159 00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:48,896 Go on, honey, knock on the door. I'll be right there. 160 00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:23,059 I'm... I'm engaged to Larry Abbot and he... said he grew up here. 161 00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:26,771 Oh, you know... He... 162 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:31,945 He was just... You know him, he says he... Maybe I'm at the wrong house. 163 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:34,239 I can come back, thank you. 164 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:37,076 Sorry, honey. Oh, I see you've already met. 165 00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,724 I am Pfister, the family butler. 166 00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:42,645 And I'm the little boy you used to tuck into bed... 167 00:16:42,706 --> 00:16:46,920 and bring milk and cookies to just before you kissed me good night. 168 00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:49,298 - Your name, please? - My name? 169 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:53,593 - Is he kidding? - Come in, Mr Kidding. I'll take the bags. 170 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,264 Won't you follow me, please? 171 00:16:56,429 --> 00:17:00,643 - Poor Pfister, his memory's going. - I wish we were. 172 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,275 This way, please. 173 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:14,534 - Holy smokes. You grew up in this place? - I learned to ride a bike in this room. 174 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:19,873 - He gives me the willies. - Be nice to him. He seems strange but he isn't. 175 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,837 - What'll I talk about? - Talk about a minute, that'll be enough. 176 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:28,008 Be very careful of that magnificent vase on the landing. 177 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:31,929 There are only three like it in the entire world. 178 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,600 Oh, what kind is it? 179 00:17:34,765 --> 00:17:37,602 Twenty-five past seven. 180 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,816 - A little hard of hearing... - What? 181 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:46,529 - A little hard of hearing. It comes and goes. - What? 182 00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:49,116 My fiancée, she's a little hard of hearing. 183 00:17:49,282 --> 00:17:50,909 - Come and goes, eh? - Yes. 184 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:54,705 I'll remember that. This way, miss! 185 00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:56,958 This is gonna be some weekend. 186 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,896 Toby! Toby, shush! 187 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:22,111 Who is it? Who's there? 188 00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:24,989 What? Pfister! 189 00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:30,787 Why are these windows still open? Do I have to do everything? Drunken sot! 190 00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:33,415 Hold your horses! Where's Pfister? 191 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:37,378 Where is he? Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. 192 00:18:43,177 --> 00:18:48,891 Who are you? What do you want? This is just for the family. I don't know you. 193 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:53,730 Why are you looking at me? What do you want? Are you selling something? 194 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,078 Oh, please, forgive me. 195 00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:12,585 Is there any way I can help you, sir? 196 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:18,175 I'm Montego. My wife is Susan Abbot. She should be here any moment. 197 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:23,139 I came from Philadelphia by train. I believe the family's expecting me. 198 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,309 Won't you come in? 199 00:19:38,197 --> 00:19:42,327 - Have you got any luggage, sir? - Just this one case. 200 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:45,206 Oh, it's a large one, isn't it? 201 00:19:45,372 --> 00:19:48,292 Would you like me to...? 202 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:53,632 I prefer to handle it myself, thank you. 203 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:16,824 Now if anything frightens you, anything at all, you just holler. 204 00:20:16,992 --> 00:20:20,453 - I'll be right down the hall, OK? - OK. 205 00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:37,014 Just practising. 206 00:20:41,018 --> 00:20:43,062 I love you, cookie. 207 00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:46,817 - See you in 20 minutes. - OK. 208 00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:48,548 Da-da-da 209 00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:52,615 - Master Larry! - Pfister, you do remember me. 210 00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:58,080 - Of course. When did you get here? - About 15 minutes ago. 211 00:20:58,246 --> 00:21:00,541 If I'd known, I'd have greeted you. 212 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:04,921 Yes, that would have been nice. Well, we can't have everything. 213 00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:08,008 - Come along, you're in your old room. - Oh, good. 214 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:14,056 - So what do you think, honey? - Wow, what a snazzy little nook. 215 00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:17,935 Rachel, Rachel, you're a sight for sore eyes, baby. 216 00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:21,147 Oh, Rachel... 217 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:28,155 - She usually plants a big, wet one on me. - I do not! 218 00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:30,324 She must be shy. 219 00:21:30,492 --> 00:21:36,498 Rachel, I'd like you to meet a very old friend of mine from school, Sylvia Beecham. 220 00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:38,376 Pleased to meet you, Rachel. 221 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:42,046 Rachel, you look wonderful. Not a day over seventy... 222 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:46,135 - three? Four? Seventy-five... Six. Oh, Rachel. - You need a haircut. 223 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,764 Oh, same old Rachel. Love you, baby, love you. 224 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,600 - Where's Larry? - He's upstairs. 225 00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:57,480 Come on, I'll take you on the grand tour, huh? 226 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:08,243 Rachel, did you get the note about the connecting rooms? 227 00:22:08,409 --> 00:22:12,163 - What? What's that? - I knew that would get to her. 228 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:22,007 If you don't mind me saying, your uncle Francis is a strange man. 229 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:25,470 You're telling me. He scared me to death as a kid. 230 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,806 - Is he still married? - Widower. 231 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,267 - Widower than what? - What do you mean? 232 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,895 - You said he was widower. - He is. 233 00:22:33,063 --> 00:22:35,399 Widower than what? 234 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,860 What? He isn't widower than anything. 235 00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,321 - He's just a "wittle" man? - That's right. 236 00:22:40,486 --> 00:22:43,282 That's all I was asking. 237 00:22:45,785 --> 00:22:47,955 I see. 238 00:22:49,956 --> 00:22:53,084 Well, the old room looks just about the same. 239 00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:55,170 Nothing's changed since you left, sir. 240 00:22:55,337 --> 00:22:58,966 - Rachel still cleaning up? - Never stops, sir. 241 00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:03,221 - I'd like to see Aunt Kate before dinner. - I beg your pardon, sir. 242 00:23:03,388 --> 00:23:05,891 Your Aunt Kate has just concluded some business 243 00:23:06,057 --> 00:23:09,938 and asked to be excused until the family assemble downstairs. 244 00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:12,273 Ah... OK. 245 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,026 Well, it's lovely to see you again, Pfister. 246 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,322 It's lovelier to see you, sir. 247 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,685 Ah. 248 00:24:45,337 --> 00:24:48,049 Holy baloney, here we go again. 249 00:24:48,215 --> 00:24:50,426 Coming, darling. 250 00:24:57,099 --> 00:24:59,229 Coming, Larry. 251 00:24:59,395 --> 00:25:02,106 - Did you hear it, too? - It's my fiancé. 252 00:25:02,272 --> 00:25:04,234 Hello, I'm Larry's uncle. 253 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:06,195 - Hello. - Hello, how are you? 254 00:25:06,361 --> 00:25:08,154 - Fine. - Can I help you? 255 00:25:08,322 --> 00:25:12,160 I'm sure it's nothing. He's just been nervous about the wedding. 256 00:25:12,326 --> 00:25:15,664 Look, why don't I go in with you? 257 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,629 Larry? 258 00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:25,425 Honey? Where are you? 259 00:25:27,342 --> 00:25:29,012 Larry? 260 00:25:29,554 --> 00:25:34,226 Don't be afraid. The lightning's all gone. 261 00:25:37,689 --> 00:25:40,358 He can't just have vanished. 262 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:46,699 - Larry? - Don't move. You're risking your lives. 263 00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:51,913 Don't even raise your voices. There's a deadly snake in that closet. 264 00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:56,292 Call the zoo. Ask them if they're missing a seven-foot cobra. 265 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,796 - Larry, I don't think... - Don't argue. 266 00:25:58,962 --> 00:26:00,526 - Hey, steady! - Honey... 267 00:26:00,589 --> 00:26:03,593 Larry, I'll take a look in the closet. 268 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,096 No, no, listen to me. Call the zoo. 269 00:26:07,263 --> 00:26:10,684 - Where'd you see the snake? - In the top drawer. 270 00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:14,856 I know my cobras. You'll be dead within seconds. 271 00:26:17,525 --> 00:26:20,487 Is this your snake? 272 00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:26,076 By the way, Uncle Francis, I'd like you to meet my fiancée, Vickie Pearle. 273 00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:28,663 Vickie, this is my... 274 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:33,293 Uncle Francis. 275 00:26:51,814 --> 00:26:57,528 - Your mommy and daddy are right next door. - Makes it more exciting. 276 00:26:57,697 --> 00:27:02,159 But supposing they walk in and see us, how would I look? 277 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:05,330 Like a million bucks. 278 00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:08,208 Charlie, why do you reduce everything to money? 279 00:27:08,374 --> 00:27:11,003 Because I don't have any. 280 00:27:11,168 --> 00:27:18,364 - But I'd be happy if you only had 100 dollars. - So would I. 281 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:25,769 Listen, I can't take much more of this. Either marry me, or let's call it quits. 282 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:30,484 I can't afford to marry you. Not yet. 283 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,612 And don't threaten me, honey. 284 00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:39,577 - I need a little more time. - I may not wait around, Charlie. 285 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:45,000 Did you hear me, Charlie? I said I may not wait around. 286 00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:52,341 We'll talk about it at the end of the week. 287 00:27:59,849 --> 00:28:04,605 What? Drinking! Don't think I didn't see you. 288 00:28:04,771 --> 00:28:09,777 You'd better be sober tonight or you don't get into my bed. 289 00:28:09,945 --> 00:28:13,740 See who's at the door. Hurry! 290 00:28:13,906 --> 00:28:18,078 Do I have to do everything? Drunken sot! 291 00:28:28,132 --> 00:28:29,800 - Hello, Pfister. - Ma'am. 292 00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:34,222 - Boy, it's cold out there. Everyone here? - You're the last one, Miss Susan. 293 00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:37,977 Hello, Toby. What's the matter? 294 00:28:38,142 --> 00:28:40,270 Aren't you going to say hello? 295 00:28:40,438 --> 00:28:43,191 Come on, boy. Say hello to Aunt Susan. 296 00:28:43,356 --> 00:28:47,111 You remember me, don't you? Good boy. 297 00:28:48,153 --> 00:28:52,577 I know you love me. 298 00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,665 - I'll have a whisky and soda. - Certainly. 299 00:28:57,832 --> 00:29:01,252 - Is my husband upstairs? - Yes, Miss Susan. 300 00:29:01,418 --> 00:29:03,797 There's a bag in the car. You can get it later. 301 00:29:03,798 --> 00:29:05,675 Very well. 302 00:29:15,852 --> 00:29:17,979 - Larry, wow! Come to mama. - Sylvia. 303 00:29:18,146 --> 00:29:20,608 Oh, darling! 304 00:29:22,443 --> 00:29:26,448 - What are you doing here? - Can't speak now. See you later. 305 00:29:26,614 --> 00:29:31,788 - Honey, I was just coming to get you. - Am I glad to see you. 306 00:29:31,953 --> 00:29:35,833 - Yikes. Who's been kissing you? - Oh, Rachel. 307 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,338 - Who's Rachel? - Pfister's wife. She went crazy. 308 00:29:39,503 --> 00:29:42,090 She was so happy she started kissing me. 309 00:29:42,257 --> 00:29:45,928 Well, this is some colour. She must be quite a hot tamale. 310 00:29:46,095 --> 00:29:50,433 She is, but you'd never think it. She's just a little thing. 311 00:29:58,483 --> 00:30:01,529 Rachel! We were just talking about you. 312 00:30:01,696 --> 00:30:04,241 - This is Rachel. - How do you do? 313 00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:08,995 "As ye sow, so shall ye reap". 314 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,584 Oh! 315 00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:18,257 Stop that! You're gonna get me in trouble with my fiancée. 316 00:30:18,423 --> 00:30:22,928 It's sad, really. She just can't keep her hands off of men. 317 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:28,018 - How do I look? - "Boffo socko", according to Variety. 318 00:30:28,183 --> 00:30:30,104 "Montego Magic Spells Dollars". 319 00:30:30,269 --> 00:30:33,440 - Hmm. How much did we make? - 12,000. 320 00:30:33,608 --> 00:30:38,738 - Did you gamble this week? - 'Fraid so. You look beautiful in that gown. 321 00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:41,490 - How much did we lose? - 14. 322 00:30:41,659 --> 00:30:46,205 - This can't go on, Monty. - I know, darling. I know. 323 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:49,083 - What's that? - Diamond necklace. 324 00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:51,337 - Where did you get it? - Magic. 325 00:30:51,503 --> 00:30:55,632 - It's lovely. - Everything's gonna change, I promise. 326 00:30:55,797 --> 00:30:58,302 So long as you have faith in me. 327 00:30:58,468 --> 00:31:03,015 - You're a very persuasive man. - It's all done with mirrors. 328 00:31:14,903 --> 00:31:16,781 Champagne? 329 00:31:16,947 --> 00:31:19,451 - Thank you, Pfister. - Thank you, Pfister. 330 00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:27,146 Champagne? 331 00:31:32,466 --> 00:31:34,843 - Where's your son? - I don't know. 332 00:31:35,010 --> 00:31:39,014 - He was supposed to be here. - I hope this isn't a stupid prank. 333 00:31:39,181 --> 00:31:42,602 - I don't want anything to go wrong. - Does Aunt Kate know? 334 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,939 - What she needs to. - You know what you're doing? 335 00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:49,485 Take care of your part, I'll take care of mine. 336 00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:53,031 The Montego? You're kidding. You're Montego the magician? 337 00:31:53,197 --> 00:31:55,617 - That's my husband. - I don't believe it! 338 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:59,663 You're kidding me! Are you doing some magic tonight? 339 00:31:59,831 --> 00:32:04,543 - I always come prepared. - You don't know what this means to me. 340 00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:11,803 - Since I was a little girl I used to dream... - Sylvia, darling. Come here, please. 341 00:32:11,968 --> 00:32:16,808 - Larry, you remember your old girlfriend? - Larry, wow! What a surprise. 342 00:32:16,974 --> 00:32:21,104 Sylvia, I didn't know you were going with Charlie. What a surprise. 343 00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:23,524 - Wow. - Sylvia, I'd like you to meet... 344 00:32:23,689 --> 00:32:26,193 - Champagne, miss? - Oh, yeah. Thanks. 345 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,530 - Sylvia... - Champagne, miss? 346 00:32:29,696 --> 00:32:31,157 Thank you. 347 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,348 Sylvia, I'd like you to meet my fiancée, Vickie. 348 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,576 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:38,123 - I love your lipstick. What's it called? - Pink Passion. 350 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,293 Oh, yeah. Well, quit "passion" it around. 351 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,023 What? 352 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,257 - Has Larry been flirting with you? - Charlie. 353 00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,842 - Charlie, I'm engaged. - Larry, you want her back? 354 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,472 - Charlie! - I've got my own girl, Charlie. 355 00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:54,767 Just like the old days, cuz? But we love each other, huh? 356 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,563 Madam Katherine! 357 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:01,234 This house is cursed! 358 00:33:10,243 --> 00:33:12,621 They were all godless here. 359 00:33:12,787 --> 00:33:16,541 They used to bring their women to this house, 360 00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:20,130 brazen, lolling creatures with their silks and satins. 361 00:33:20,295 --> 00:33:24,218 Oh, they filled this house with laughter and sin. 362 00:33:24,385 --> 00:33:27,513 Laughter and sin... 363 00:33:29,015 --> 00:33:33,227 Wicked, blasphemous men with their painted women. 364 00:33:33,395 --> 00:33:36,982 They revelled in the joys of fleshly love. 365 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:39,944 Oh, I can still, 366 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:46,660 still hear the echoes of the past. Oh, what memories! 367 00:33:50,788 --> 00:33:52,206 Hello, darling. 368 00:33:52,207 --> 00:33:54,960 Aunt Kate, this is my fiancée, Vickie. 369 00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:59,341 - How do you do, Aunt Kate? - Oh, charming. Charming. 370 00:33:59,507 --> 00:34:02,469 I'm starved. Let's eat. 371 00:34:02,636 --> 00:34:05,806 I want you next to me during dinner. 372 00:34:11,187 --> 00:34:16,527 Oh, you remind me of me when I was a little girl. 373 00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:20,991 You're a good girl. I can see it in your eyes. 374 00:34:21,157 --> 00:34:24,495 Not like the others. He's chosen wisely. 375 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:28,332 - Thank you, Aunt Kate. - You're welcome. 376 00:34:33,922 --> 00:34:36,758 I know that one of you is a werewolf. 377 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,146 I saw you in the garden this afternoon. 378 00:34:58,115 --> 00:35:02,537 Don't be frightened, dear. She's a little bit eccentric. 379 00:35:02,703 --> 00:35:05,874 Of course, I'm only speaking to the Abbot family. 380 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,548 My brother John, from whom you are all descended, 381 00:35:11,714 --> 00:35:16,970 was bitten on the back of his neck by something half animal, half human. 382 00:35:17,137 --> 00:35:21,726 From that moment on he was hairy all over. 383 00:35:22,809 --> 00:35:24,060 Oh. 384 00:35:24,061 --> 00:35:28,817 I had hoped all these years that his disease would not be passed on, 385 00:35:28,983 --> 00:35:32,780 but now I see that it was. 386 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:39,455 One of you is preying upon the fears of an old woman. 387 00:35:39,621 --> 00:35:44,209 Whoever you are, may God strike you dead. 388 00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:47,881 Now let's have coffee and dessert in the music room. 389 00:36:08,279 --> 00:36:11,741 Sh, Toby! 390 00:36:15,286 --> 00:36:19,709 Stop it now. Quiet! 391 00:36:23,505 --> 00:36:26,299 What's the matter with you? 392 00:36:26,466 --> 00:36:28,719 There's no one there. 393 00:36:30,805 --> 00:36:33,307 What's got into you? 394 00:36:37,979 --> 00:36:40,815 Marriage is a wonderful thing. 395 00:36:42,441 --> 00:36:44,611 My mother never... 396 00:36:47,323 --> 00:36:50,576 What I'm about to tell you... 397 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,307 First... 398 00:36:54,163 --> 00:36:58,252 First, you put your two knees close up tight. 399 00:37:00,170 --> 00:37:04,300 - You mean, you swing them to the left? - Yes. 400 00:37:04,468 --> 00:37:07,762 - And then you swing them to the right? - Oh, my dear... 401 00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:10,267 You step around the floor, 402 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:13,061 kind of nice and light. 403 00:37:17,650 --> 00:37:18,815 One, two... 404 00:37:18,816 --> 00:37:23,030 And then you twist around And twist around with all of your might 405 00:37:23,196 --> 00:37:26,992 Spread your lovin' arms Clear out a space 406 00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:30,539 You do the eagle rock With style and grace 407 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:32,749 You put your left foot out 408 00:37:32,915 --> 00:37:34,480 And bring it back 409 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:38,298 And that's what we call "Ballin' the Jack" 410 00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:29,773 Spread 411 00:38:29,939 --> 00:38:33,193 Your lovin' arms way out in space 412 00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:36,363 Do the eagle rock with style and grace 413 00:38:36,528 --> 00:38:40,284 You put your left foot out And bring it back 414 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:43,788 And that's what we call "Ballin' the Jack" 415 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:48,293 And that's what we call 416 00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:51,046 Ball... 417 00:38:51,212 --> 00:38:53,632 "Ballin' the Jack" 418 00:38:54,925 --> 00:38:57,011 "Ballin' the Jack" 419 00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:00,766 "Ballin' the Jack" 420 00:39:22,456 --> 00:39:25,627 Oh, yes, port. Thank you, darling. 421 00:39:28,881 --> 00:39:30,446 Where's Francis Junior? 422 00:39:30,591 --> 00:39:34,053 I don't know, Kate. He said he was coming this aftemoon. 423 00:39:34,221 --> 00:39:40,645 - I thought he'd be here for dinner. - One of my dresses is missing. 424 00:39:40,811 --> 00:39:47,194 - Has he been at it again? - No. No... I... 425 00:39:48,278 --> 00:39:53,993 My son does a wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice to a T. 426 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,874 And, well... Sometimes he likes to put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses... 427 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,127 - to entertain at family gatherings. - I see. 428 00:40:02,295 --> 00:40:05,298 You should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun! 429 00:40:05,464 --> 00:40:10,303 Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies' room at Saks Fifth Avenue, 430 00:40:10,468 --> 00:40:13,349 that was fun. 431 00:40:23,860 --> 00:40:26,321 - Power failure. - Larry? 432 00:40:26,488 --> 00:40:28,053 - Here, honey. - How exciting! 433 00:40:28,072 --> 00:40:30,243 - Who's got a lighter? - What's that? 434 00:40:30,410 --> 00:40:32,119 Don't touch me! 435 00:40:32,285 --> 00:40:37,835 The lights have gone out, madam. 436 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,921 Good old Pfister, soon figured that one out. 437 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:47,095 Electricity is the work of the devil. 438 00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:50,599 I don't trust it at all. 439 00:40:50,766 --> 00:40:53,519 God's paying me back for putting it in. 440 00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:57,899 - Come on, Kate. You can't live in the past. - Oh, shut up. 441 00:40:58,066 --> 00:41:01,862 Why am I always being talked into things I'll regret later? 442 00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:06,950 We should go to bed. We're going to be busy, what with the wedding. 443 00:41:07,118 --> 00:41:11,247 - You ready to call it a night, Monty? - Yes, I'm ready. 444 00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,376 - Francis? - I'm ready. 445 00:41:13,541 --> 00:41:15,794 - Susan? - I'm ready. 446 00:41:15,961 --> 00:41:20,925 - Charles? - Oh, sure, Dad. Count me in, yeah. 447 00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:24,846 Sylvia, honey, you ready to go to bed? 448 00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:28,225 I sure am. 449 00:41:31,186 --> 00:41:35,108 - How about you, honey? - Sure, yeah. 450 00:41:35,274 --> 00:41:40,197 - How about you, Pfister? - I'm ready. 451 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:45,036 Pfister, have arrangements been made in case a blackout should last all night? 452 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:48,999 Miss Rachel is upstairs now lighting the candles, sir. 453 00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:54,213 Thank you for a lovely evening, Kate. Shall we see you in the morning? 454 00:41:55,088 --> 00:42:00,470 Who knows if any of us shall ever see the morning. 455 00:42:20,826 --> 00:42:23,246 Don't let that werewolf business frighten you. 456 00:42:23,412 --> 00:42:26,457 She's had werewolves on the brain since we were kids. 457 00:42:26,623 --> 00:42:28,585 Wha! 458 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:33,966 If I get scared I'm getting right into your bed. I don't care about the rules. 459 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,679 So if you wake up with somebody, don't worry, it's me. 460 00:42:37,845 --> 00:42:41,767 OK. And if I'm not there, I'll be in Sylvia's room. 461 00:42:41,933 --> 00:42:43,686 Oh, you... 462 00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,817 And if you get scared, just remember, 463 00:42:48,982 --> 00:42:52,654 I'm down the hall and nothing'll happen to you while I'm here. 464 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,386 OK. 465 00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:56,533 Good night, sweetie. 466 00:42:56,698 --> 00:42:59,495 - Good night, cookie. - Good night, my angel cakes. 467 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:05,586 Larry! Oh, honey... 468 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:09,840 Well, I can't sleep. How do you like that? 469 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:15,680 I have been in there tossing and turning for hours. How about you, Sylvia? 470 00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:19,434 Yeah, I was thanking Larry for a wonderful evening... 471 00:43:19,601 --> 00:43:24,524 and just saying how happy I am for you both. 472 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:27,693 - Anyway... good night, Larry. - Good night. 473 00:43:27,861 --> 00:43:30,405 - Good night, Vickie. - Good night, Sylvia. 474 00:43:30,571 --> 00:43:32,824 See you in the morning for breakfast? 475 00:43:32,991 --> 00:43:34,869 - Yeah. - Bye. 476 00:43:35,035 --> 00:43:36,600 Bye. 477 00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:40,333 Good night, honey. 478 00:43:40,499 --> 00:43:42,063 Good night, sweetheart. 479 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,612 Beat it, while you're still healthy. 480 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,000 - Jesus! - Sh! 481 00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:58,254 Where you been? You're late. I came looking for you. 482 00:44:58,422 --> 00:45:01,341 I couldn't get away. Where's the body? 483 00:45:01,508 --> 00:45:03,885 - I didn't know where to put her. - Him. 484 00:45:04,052 --> 00:45:07,057 Him. He's in an empty bed on the second floor. 485 00:45:07,222 --> 00:45:11,102 Are you crazy? I can't have the police snooping around this place. 486 00:45:11,269 --> 00:45:14,981 That's your problem. This is too risky. Just pay me, I'm going. 487 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:18,903 - You goofed up once today. - Don't blame me. 488 00:45:19,069 --> 00:45:22,741 He was in a dress and a wig. How could I know? 489 00:45:22,907 --> 00:45:27,330 - You'll get your money when the job is done. - I'll get my money tonight. 490 00:45:27,495 --> 00:45:31,459 Or I'll tell your whole family what you're up to. 491 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:36,006 You wouldn't know about the change in the will if I hadn't told you. 492 00:45:36,173 --> 00:45:40,970 - I want Larry Abbot dead. - Kill him yourself. 493 00:45:41,135 --> 00:45:47,352 You wouldn't have to hire people like me if you had the guts to kill... 494 00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:10,461 I'm all by myself and I'm very, very scared. 495 00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:15,091 Gee, ain't you a swell little duck? 496 00:46:15,258 --> 00:46:17,971 Are you afraid of werewolves? 497 00:46:18,136 --> 00:46:21,683 Are you kidding? The werewolf will eat me up. 498 00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:24,769 Would you like to give me a little kiss? 499 00:46:24,935 --> 00:46:27,355 I'm a little shy, but OK. 500 00:46:28,982 --> 00:46:35,656 Aren't you scared to be in this great big house? 501 00:46:35,823 --> 00:46:41,621 What? Scared? Are you kidding? I'm not afraid of anything. 502 00:46:43,165 --> 00:46:46,210 - Uh-oh. - Sh. Don't be frightened, Vickie. 503 00:46:46,377 --> 00:46:49,004 I need your help. 504 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:07,588 Yuck. 505 00:47:12,532 --> 00:47:18,205 It's cold in here. Oh, what a day. 506 00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:25,464 Why, you little devil. You did it, didn't you? 507 00:47:26,798 --> 00:47:31,553 I didn't think you'd have the nerve. Oh, darling... 508 00:47:33,096 --> 00:47:36,017 What a great gift you're giving to me. 509 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,772 I'll cherish this night for the rest of my life. 510 00:47:42,482 --> 00:47:47,739 Say, you're very quiet, aren't you? What's the matter, honey? 511 00:47:47,905 --> 00:47:53,120 Are you shy? You want me to make the first move? 512 00:47:54,412 --> 00:47:56,373 Come here, cookie. 513 00:47:57,623 --> 00:48:00,586 Oh, honey... 514 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:07,970 Want to play Donald? 515 00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:11,015 Oh, baby, oh... 516 00:48:12,224 --> 00:48:15,103 Go slow. Go slow, honey. 517 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:17,314 Oh, sweetheart. 518 00:48:21,277 --> 00:48:25,865 Honey, your little body is frozen. 519 00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:28,994 Your legs are like ice. 520 00:48:30,704 --> 00:48:34,667 Well, maybe this'll warm you up. 521 00:48:41,716 --> 00:48:44,887 Pfister, thank goodness. Something terrible has happened. 522 00:48:45,053 --> 00:48:48,225 - I found cousin Francis in my bed. - Wearing a dress? 523 00:48:48,391 --> 00:48:49,600 Yes, he was. 524 00:48:49,601 --> 00:48:52,687 Ask him to leave. Say you have a headache. 525 00:48:52,853 --> 00:48:56,567 No, you don't understand. Francis Junior is dead, do you hear? 526 00:48:56,734 --> 00:48:59,195 - He's dead. - You must be mistaken, sir. 527 00:48:59,362 --> 00:49:01,906 No, come in here, please. I'll show you. 528 00:49:14,586 --> 00:49:20,135 - Do you see him? - I think you'd better take a look, sir. 529 00:49:25,306 --> 00:49:29,020 - This can't be. - I'm afraid so, sir. 530 00:49:29,187 --> 00:49:34,944 I'm telling you I felt a cold dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand? 531 00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:38,948 I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps. 532 00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:50,670 - Are you sure you'll be all right, sir? - Mm-hm. 533 00:49:50,836 --> 00:49:52,922 Good night, sir. 534 00:49:53,088 --> 00:49:56,384 Whoops, there goes my imagination again. 535 00:49:56,550 --> 00:50:00,973 - Beg pardon, sir? - Nothing, Pfister, thanks. Good night. 536 00:50:01,139 --> 00:50:03,643 Good night, sir. 537 00:50:06,979 --> 00:50:11,067 Pleasant dreams. 538 00:50:18,867 --> 00:50:22,331 All right, no more nonsense. 539 00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:25,793 You were right, honey. It was just my imagination. 540 00:50:34,677 --> 00:50:38,848 Now, you'd think this would frighten me. 541 00:50:39,975 --> 00:50:47,171 Well, it doesn't. Because I know that this is just a filthy figment of my diseased imagination. 542 00:50:50,071 --> 00:50:56,995 And all I have to do to prove it is simply reach out my hand... 543 00:51:04,252 --> 00:51:06,380 and touch it. 544 00:51:16,475 --> 00:51:21,231 Don't be a scaredy-cat. There's nothing there. 545 00:51:21,397 --> 00:51:23,734 Just touch it. 546 00:52:21,089 --> 00:52:22,654 Larry... 547 00:52:42,198 --> 00:52:44,409 Larry... 548 00:53:37,302 --> 00:53:39,472 Larry... 549 00:53:46,104 --> 00:53:48,398 Larry... 550 00:54:48,258 --> 00:54:50,761 What the hell's going on over there? 551 00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:54,598 - That's the Abbot place, isn't it? - We better take a look. 552 00:55:21,044 --> 00:55:23,214 Ah! Who's that? 553 00:55:23,379 --> 00:55:25,758 - Pfister! - Master Larry. 554 00:55:25,925 --> 00:55:29,138 Oh, thank goodness. Look, it's cousin Francis. 555 00:55:30,972 --> 00:55:32,388 He's dead! 556 00:55:32,389 --> 00:55:36,687 - That's what I was trying to tell you. - You killed your own cousin. 557 00:55:36,854 --> 00:55:40,066 What? Remember I tried to show you a body? 558 00:55:40,232 --> 00:55:42,652 You're the werewolf. I've gotta tell your aunt. 559 00:55:42,818 --> 00:55:45,531 Wait a minute. Will you listen to me? 560 00:55:45,697 --> 00:55:49,952 - Somebody killed him and dragged him here. - You did, you fiend. 561 00:55:50,118 --> 00:55:53,539 Are you crazy? Will you let me explain to you? 562 00:55:53,705 --> 00:55:57,169 There's something fishy going on here and I don't like it. 563 00:55:57,334 --> 00:56:01,131 Now please stop eating and tell me if everything's all right. 564 00:56:01,298 --> 00:56:04,218 - Murderer! - Yes, everything's fine. 565 00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:08,724 - What was that? - My husband in the cellar, drunk as usual. 566 00:56:08,889 --> 00:56:13,353 Oh, yeah? Well, I think we'd better take a look ourselves. 567 00:56:15,563 --> 00:56:18,693 Thank you for the cake, ma'am. 568 00:56:18,859 --> 00:56:22,197 You've got the disease, the curse of the werewolf. 569 00:56:22,363 --> 00:56:24,991 The beast is in your blood. 570 00:56:25,159 --> 00:56:26,723 Ow! 571 00:56:34,253 --> 00:56:36,463 - Hold it right there. - What? 572 00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:40,802 - Just keep sitting right where you are. - Sitting? 573 00:56:40,968 --> 00:56:43,429 Oh... All right. 574 00:56:43,597 --> 00:56:45,724 We heard some hollering down here. 575 00:56:45,889 --> 00:56:47,726 Oh, you mean... 576 00:56:50,436 --> 00:56:56,402 You filthy beast! I'll kill you! Murderer! 577 00:56:58,154 --> 00:57:04,036 - You some kind of crackpot? - No, I was just going over my lines. 578 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,415 - Who are you? - Larry Abbot. My aunt lives here. 579 00:57:07,582 --> 00:57:12,378 Larry Abbot? Holy smokes. You mean the radio actor? 580 00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:16,134 Yeah, that's me. I was just going over my lines. 581 00:57:21,139 --> 00:57:23,225 Murderer! 582 00:57:24,308 --> 00:57:28,189 You have to get it right or the audience won't believe you. 583 00:57:28,356 --> 00:57:31,233 - That was you we heard? - That was me. 584 00:57:31,401 --> 00:57:37,866 I didn't want to disturb the folks upstairs so I came down here to sit and relax and... 585 00:57:40,701 --> 00:57:44,291 ...go over my lines. - What brings you here, Mr Abbot? 586 00:57:44,457 --> 00:57:45,707 Getting married. 587 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:48,086 - Really? - Yeah, finally gonna do it. 588 00:57:48,253 --> 00:57:52,758 - You boys must know her. Vickie Pearle. - Hey, that's exciting. 589 00:57:52,925 --> 00:57:58,890 Yes, sir. It's the biggest thrill of my life, I can tell you that. What the...? 590 00:57:59,057 --> 00:58:02,853 - What are you doing, Mr Abbot? - Rats. Something terrible. 591 00:58:03,019 --> 00:58:06,106 It's the only drawback really to rehearsing down here. 592 00:58:06,272 --> 00:58:09,861 Have you seen the butler? He's supposed to be down here. 593 00:58:10,027 --> 00:58:12,990 No, no... I haven't seen him. 594 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,827 Ho ho ho ho ho Forget your troubles, come on, get happy 595 00:58:17,034 --> 00:58:20,415 We're gonna chase all your blues away Boo, boo, shout hallelujah 596 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:23,167 Come on, get happy Get... 597 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,171 ready for the judgement day 598 00:58:28,841 --> 00:58:32,220 Oh. I have to sing in next week's programme. 599 00:58:32,386 --> 00:58:37,059 If you don't mind, I'll take a look around before we go, for safety's sake. 600 00:58:37,225 --> 00:58:39,769 - Sure. - Well, good night for now. 601 00:58:39,936 --> 00:58:41,185 Good night. 602 00:58:41,186 --> 00:58:45,193 - Night, Mr Abbot. - Good night, nice of you boys to drop by. 603 00:58:45,358 --> 00:58:46,923 Murderer! 604 00:58:48,195 --> 00:58:51,450 That was phoney. Murderer... 605 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,326 Mmm... better. 606 00:58:53,493 --> 00:58:55,870 Why, you filthy beast. 607 00:58:56,039 --> 00:58:58,792 - Come on, Bill. - I'll kill you. Murd... 608 00:59:06,091 --> 00:59:11,138 That was a close call. Poor old Pfister. 609 00:59:11,305 --> 00:59:15,936 Sorry I had to hit you, old fella. How you doing? 610 00:59:16,101 --> 00:59:20,941 Pfister, do you know where Vickie is? Pfister, can you hear me? 611 00:59:21,108 --> 00:59:24,905 - Pardon. - Oh, dear. 612 01:00:11,457 --> 01:00:15,003 Who is it? Who's there? Is someone there? 613 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:17,380 Pfister, is that you? 614 01:00:28,852 --> 01:00:33,941 Madam Kate was right. I saw it. 615 01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:37,403 - You saw what, you drunken sot? - The werewolf. 616 01:00:37,570 --> 01:00:39,656 - What? - It wasn't Master Larry. 617 01:00:39,823 --> 01:00:43,952 What are you babbling about? The police were here. Did you know that? 618 01:00:44,117 --> 01:00:46,330 - I've got to hide Master Francis. - What? 619 01:00:46,496 --> 01:00:49,041 Master Larry's innocent. I must hide that body. 620 01:00:49,209 --> 01:00:51,211 - Give me that. - It's mine. 621 01:00:51,376 --> 01:00:54,297 - Give it to me. - It's my last one. 622 01:00:54,463 --> 01:00:56,258 Pull free. 623 01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:01,723 "When the wine runneth red, it biteth like a serpent". 624 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,031 Vickie! 625 01:01:29,587 --> 01:01:32,425 Vickie! 626 01:01:32,590 --> 01:01:34,259 Larry... 627 01:01:34,426 --> 01:01:36,553 Ow, this thing's pinching my butt. 628 01:01:36,719 --> 01:01:40,475 Just hang on for a minute, Vickie. Hang on. God! 629 01:01:40,641 --> 01:01:44,771 I should never have let your father talk me into this. 630 01:01:44,938 --> 01:01:50,695 Vickie, would you hold still, please? I can't control this if you move around. 631 01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:55,367 If you want my opinion, I think this Strickland thing is a lot of baloney. 632 01:01:55,533 --> 01:01:57,244 Ow! 633 01:01:57,410 --> 01:02:00,539 - Could you let me down for a minute? - Why? 634 01:02:00,705 --> 01:02:03,668 - I gotta go to the powder room. - Vickie! 635 01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:07,297 I gotta go to the can. What should I do? 636 01:02:07,463 --> 01:02:10,091 Hold still. Just hold still. 637 01:02:10,257 --> 01:02:12,761 All right. This is gonna be some wedding. 638 01:02:12,928 --> 01:02:16,807 A loony for a husband and Peter Pan for his wife. 639 01:03:08,157 --> 01:03:14,164 - Isn't it nice Mr Abbot's getting married? - Shut up and keep your eyes open. 640 01:03:14,329 --> 01:03:17,126 What are they looking for? They could ruin things. 641 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:21,048 - Dr Strickland didn't have the police, did he? - I could kill them! 642 01:03:21,213 --> 01:03:25,595 - Don't worry, Dad. There's plenty of time. - There is not. 643 01:04:02,094 --> 01:04:05,848 - That's my lightning machine. - Where's Vickie? 644 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:10,145 - She's in the powder room. - What is that supposed to mean? 645 01:04:10,312 --> 01:04:12,355 I assume she's powdering her nose. 646 01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:19,698 - There's something fishy here. - That came from the garden. 647 01:04:19,864 --> 01:04:21,824 Come on. 648 01:04:44,934 --> 01:04:48,187 - Pfister! - Master Larry, you did frighten me. 649 01:04:48,354 --> 01:04:50,731 - What have you got there? - The other body. 650 01:04:50,899 --> 01:04:53,444 - What other body? - He was under your cousin. 651 01:04:53,611 --> 01:04:55,529 I was about to bury them. 652 01:04:55,697 --> 01:05:01,535 - Hey, what's going on over there? - Get rid of the bodies! They'll think I did it. 653 01:05:02,495 --> 01:05:05,999 - They must be around here somewhere. - There! 654 01:05:06,167 --> 01:05:09,545 Hey, who are you people? What are you doing? 655 01:05:09,712 --> 01:05:13,716 - Stay right where you are. - We got you covered, so no fast moves. 656 01:05:15,510 --> 01:05:17,388 What the...? 657 01:05:18,013 --> 01:05:22,059 - Mr Abbot. - Hello there. What a beautiful night, isn't it? 658 01:05:22,227 --> 01:05:24,520 Isn't it romantic? 659 01:05:24,687 --> 01:05:29,317 Drifting shadows write the oldest magic word 660 01:05:29,483 --> 01:05:33,781 Oh, to be dancing with the woman you love, just before the wedding. 661 01:05:34,866 --> 01:05:37,076 Darling... 662 01:05:42,249 --> 01:05:45,878 The woman you love? You mean, this is... 663 01:05:46,044 --> 01:05:48,965 Boys, meet Vickie Pearle. 664 01:05:49,131 --> 01:05:54,013 How do you do, Miss Pearle? Holy mackerel, wait till I tell the kids. 665 01:05:54,179 --> 01:05:56,640 Gosh, could I trouble you for an autograph? 666 01:05:56,807 --> 01:05:59,184 Well... 667 01:05:59,351 --> 01:06:03,857 - Am I imposing too much, Mr Abbot? - No, that's all right. 668 01:06:04,023 --> 01:06:06,526 - Do you have pencil and paper? - Sure. 669 01:06:06,694 --> 01:06:09,739 - What's your name? - Bill. 670 01:06:09,905 --> 01:06:12,116 All right. 671 01:06:12,283 --> 01:06:17,371 Could you hold the pad steady, please? There you go, Bill. 672 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:21,294 Thanks, Mr Abbot. That's awfully nice of you. 673 01:06:21,459 --> 01:06:27,132 - Quite all right, Bill. - We'll leave you two lovebirds alone now. 674 01:06:27,299 --> 01:06:34,392 Come on, Mickey. Weren't they nice? I love show folks. They're so full of life. 675 01:06:37,395 --> 01:06:40,231 I'm ready, Charles. 676 01:06:45,027 --> 01:06:47,322 Charles? 677 01:06:48,448 --> 01:06:51,118 Charlie? Hey, where'd everybody go? 678 01:06:51,285 --> 01:06:55,332 I woke up in the woodbin and saw you go to the kitchen. 679 01:06:55,498 --> 01:06:58,418 Then this fiend crossed straight in front of me. 680 01:06:58,584 --> 01:07:00,421 He couldn't have been more than... 681 01:07:01,506 --> 01:07:03,069 Oh my! Pfister! 682 01:07:05,384 --> 01:07:06,885 Help! Someone help! 683 01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:09,723 He couldn't have been more than what? 684 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,669 Paul! Francis! 685 01:07:38,339 --> 01:07:40,842 Charles! 686 01:08:18,134 --> 01:08:21,054 Whoever your werewolf is, he's gone now. 687 01:08:21,221 --> 01:08:25,935 I saw him just a few moments ago. He was standing right here. 688 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,898 Aunt Kate, don't start again about one of us being a werewolf. 689 01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:33,276 This is the 20th century. People don't become werewolves. 690 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:36,113 Are you so sure? 691 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:40,242 - Excuse me. I want to see who they are. - Don't! 692 01:08:40,409 --> 01:08:44,456 I'm sorry, Francis. Your son is dead. 693 01:08:44,623 --> 01:08:48,669 - He's been murdered. - Oh, my God. 694 01:08:50,253 --> 01:08:54,467 - Oh, dear God in heaven! - I'm so sorry, Francis. 695 01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:57,553 - Who was the other man? - We don't know, Francis. 696 01:08:58,679 --> 01:09:01,684 Dr Abbot. Where's Larry? 697 01:09:01,850 --> 01:09:06,355 - Aunt Kate saw him here with a werewolf. - Cut the bullshit. 698 01:09:06,523 --> 01:09:10,485 I just want to know where Larry is. 699 01:09:10,652 --> 01:09:16,325 I don't know where Larry is. If I did I'd tell you, I swear to God. 700 01:09:26,210 --> 01:09:29,131 - There's a homicidal maniac loose. - Where are the police? 701 01:09:29,297 --> 01:09:32,552 - They're gone. I saw them leave. - Should I call them? 702 01:09:32,719 --> 01:09:35,346 Yes, you'd better. All right, let's spread out. 703 01:09:35,513 --> 01:09:40,852 - Men check the grounds, the women inside. - Come with me while I call the police. 704 01:09:41,021 --> 01:09:43,272 - Kate. - Go on, find Larry. 705 01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:45,984 I'll stay here with Pfister. Go on. 706 01:09:46,151 --> 01:09:48,695 - Are you sure? - Go on, go on. 707 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:23,735 Larry, stop whimpering. Stand up straight like a big boy. 708 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:27,447 You've got to help Mummy. This is a very special day. 709 01:10:27,613 --> 01:10:30,285 Look at your tie. It's all twisted again. 710 01:10:30,451 --> 01:10:33,745 Try to keep it straight, honey. Just a little while longer. 711 01:10:33,913 --> 01:10:38,001 I don't want anything to go wrong today. 712 01:10:40,628 --> 01:10:44,633 What are you afraid of? That old lightning? 713 01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:49,598 Lightning can't hurt you, honey. Everyone knows that. 714 01:11:38,236 --> 01:11:42,866 I know it's late, Officer, but this is an emergency. 715 01:11:44,368 --> 01:11:47,955 No. No, I'm not imagining things. 716 01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:53,712 I don't care how many times you've been out here already! 717 01:11:53,879 --> 01:11:55,839 Two people have been murdered. 718 01:11:56,006 --> 01:12:00,678 Is that important enough for a phone call in the middle of the night? 719 01:12:00,845 --> 01:12:06,393 Get out here or I'm calling the mayor. You'll be looking for a job by the morning. 720 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,439 OK. We'll see you in a few minutes, then. 721 01:12:13,777 --> 01:12:18,448 That guy got me angry. Still, they'll be here in a couple of minutes. 722 01:12:18,616 --> 01:12:21,077 So why don't you just relax, huh? 723 01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:26,499 What's the matter? What are you staring at? 724 01:12:26,665 --> 01:12:32,881 - Nothing. You were so angry. Good for you. - Oh, yeah. Here. 725 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:51,820 Larry isn't the only actor in the family. 726 01:13:01,372 --> 01:13:06,544 - You filthy, murdering skunk. - I was just trying to earn a buck. 727 01:14:30,348 --> 01:14:33,977 I'm the good boy, not cousin Larry. 728 01:14:35,728 --> 01:14:38,190 I'm smarter than cousin Larry. 729 01:14:39,734 --> 01:14:43,530 I'm better-looking than cousin Larry. 730 01:14:44,656 --> 01:14:48,243 And I'm gonna be a hell of a lot richer. 731 01:15:02,427 --> 01:15:08,475 That vase cost me 5,000 dollars. There are only three like it in the world. 732 01:15:08,641 --> 01:15:12,479 - Two. - You... Two. 733 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:14,982 Hold this. Oh, well. 734 01:15:17,110 --> 01:15:18,673 Oh. 735 01:15:20,363 --> 01:15:24,451 - Darling... - Let's get on with this wedding, my dears. 736 01:15:25,702 --> 01:15:29,916 And do you, Vickie Pearle, take this man to love, honour and cherish... 737 01:15:30,082 --> 01:15:33,211 - until death do you part? - I do. 738 01:15:33,376 --> 01:15:39,718 I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. 739 01:15:45,766 --> 01:15:48,145 Wait! Oh, wait. 740 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:52,399 Before this moment is over I want to say that this house... 741 01:15:52,566 --> 01:15:58,615 has been under a cloud of darkness for so many years... 742 01:15:58,782 --> 01:16:03,621 and now, at last, the cloud has pissed... 743 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,666 passed. 744 01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:11,629 Passed. 745 01:16:11,795 --> 01:16:16,468 Yes, oh... I mean... Ah, I mean... 746 01:16:16,635 --> 01:16:20,473 the cloud has passed away. 747 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:26,647 Oh, it's gone, it's finished. The cloud has just really passed. 748 01:16:26,813 --> 01:16:29,358 - Run along, you two. - Goodbye, Aunt Kate. 749 01:16:29,524 --> 01:16:34,196 - We love you. - And have a happy, happy honeymoon. 750 01:16:34,364 --> 01:16:39,410 Tune in next week when Manhattan Mystery Theatre presents Your Mummy's Calling, 751 01:16:39,578 --> 01:16:43,916 brought to you by Ralston Purina, makers of Purina Dog Chow. 752 01:16:44,082 --> 01:16:46,502 We're a little late, so good night, folks. 753 01:16:46,669 --> 01:16:50,048 OK, you two lovebirds, let's get this show on the road. 754 01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:55,721 I said "pissed". Did you hear? I said "pissed" on the radio. 755 01:16:56,763 --> 01:17:01,520 - Here you are. - Thank you. Bye. 756 01:17:01,686 --> 01:17:07,109 Oh, you... Goodbye, goodbye. Oh, goodbye. 757 01:17:07,274 --> 01:17:13,575 I don't believe it. They got married on the radio and now they're getting married in real life. 758 01:17:13,742 --> 01:17:17,371 - Call me tomorrow, honey! - Get the hell outta here! 759 01:17:22,293 --> 01:17:24,213 Sometimes in small ways 760 01:17:24,379 --> 01:17:26,214 We may not agree 761 01:17:26,381 --> 01:17:29,510 But we will weather Our chips together 762 01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:31,888 Wait and see 763 01:17:32,053 --> 01:17:37,685 Before you all settle back into the cosy comfort of a happy ending, 764 01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:40,563 let me ask you one question. 765 01:17:40,729 --> 01:17:44,401 Are you so sure that our story has ended? 766 01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:46,654 Mmm? 767 01:17:46,819 --> 01:17:50,033 Until next time, this is your host 768 01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:55,498 wishing you pleasant dreams. 769 01:20:36,595 --> 01:20:40,560 And then you twist around And twist around with all of your might 770 01:20:40,725 --> 01:20:44,522 Spread your lovin' arms Clear out a space 771 01:20:44,689 --> 01:20:48,068 You do the eagle rock. With style and grace 772 01:20:48,234 --> 01:20:50,279 You put your left foot out 773 01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:52,009 And bring it back. 774 01:20:52,031 --> 01:20:55,826 And that's what we call "Ballin' the Jack". 775 01:21:43,214 --> 01:21:47,302 Spread... 776 01:21:47,467 --> 01:21:50,723 Your lovin' arms way out in space 777 01:21:50,888 --> 01:21:53,893 Do the eagle rock. With style and grace 778 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:57,814 You put your left foot out And bring it back. 779 01:21:57,979 --> 01:22:01,318 And that's what we call "Ballin' the Jack". 780 01:22:01,483 --> 01:22:05,823 And that's what we call 781 01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:08,576 Ball... 782 01:22:08,742 --> 01:22:11,162 "Ballin' the Jack". 783 01:22:12,455 --> 01:22:14,541 "Ballin' the Jack". 784 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,296 "Ballin' the Jack".