1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,336 [theme music] 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:05,046 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪ 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,717 ♪ Ahh ♪ 4 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:15,056 ♪ Whatever happened 5 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:15,056 to predictability ♪ 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,644 ♪ The milkman 7 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,644 the paper boy evenin' TV ♪ 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,771 ♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪ 9 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,523 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 10 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:26,610 ♪ This old world's 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:26,610 confusin' me ♪ 12 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:31,615 ♪ Clouds as mean 13 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:31,615 as you've ever seen ♪ 14 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,160 ♪ Ain't a bird 15 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,160 who knows your tune ♪ 16 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:39,957 ♪ Then a little voice 17 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:39,957 inside you whispers ♪ 18 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ Kid don't sell 19 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:44,378 your dreams so soon ♪ 20 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 22 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,010 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 23 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,010 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 24 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,428 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 25 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,015 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 26 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,015 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,892 ♪ There's a face ♪ 28 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,811 ♪ Of somebody 29 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,811 who needs you ♪ 30 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,023 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 31 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,691 ♪ When you're 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,691 lost out there ♪ 33 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,818 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 34 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:12,531 ♪ A light is waiting 35 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:12,531 to carry you home ♪ 36 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,825 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 37 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,537 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 38 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,583 ♪ Doobie do bah bah da ♪ 39 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,296 [instrumental music] 40 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,014 So Kimmy, you gotta be 41 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,014 the first one to class tomorrow 42 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,016 to get the seats 43 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,016 in the back row. 44 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:40,183 Okay. 45 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,061 Why? 46 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:44,646 Because it's the best 47 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:44,646 place to pass notes. 48 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,982 I love the way 49 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,982 your mind works. 50 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:53,196 This outfit is all wrong. 51 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,282 Tomorrow's the first day 52 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,282 of kindergarten 53 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,743 and I have nothing to wear. 54 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,912 Your bed is full of clothes. 55 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,622 Yeah, but they're not me. 56 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:08,336 Well, they're me, 57 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:08,336 but they're the preschool me. 58 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,671 I'll sit anywhere you want 59 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,132 as long as it's not 60 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,132 near Arthur Wilcox. 61 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,676 - Arthur Wilcox, eew! 62 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,676 - Arthur Wilcox, eew! 63 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,054 Who's Arthur Wilcox? 64 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,222 - Eew! 65 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,222 - Eew! 66 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,434 Steph, please, Kimmy and I 67 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,434 are talking about school. 68 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,644 (Stephanie) 69 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,644 'So am I.' 70 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,062 What if I walk into class 71 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,855 wearing a goofy outfit 72 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:31,568 and everyone says, 73 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:31,568 "Stephanie Tanner, eew"? 74 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:34,822 Would you stop worrying? 75 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,032 Kindergarten is so easy. 76 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,199 The only thing 77 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,199 you have to know 78 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,952 is the pledge 79 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,952 of allegiance. 80 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,954 The what? 81 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,749 (together) 82 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,749 I pledge allegiance 83 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,749 to the flag 84 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,042 of the United States Of America 85 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,335 and to the republic 86 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,335 for which it stands 87 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,004 'one nation under god, 88 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,004 indivisible' 89 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,713 with liberty 90 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,713 and justice for all. 91 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,675 I'm dead meat. 92 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,303 Kimmy, your mom's downstairs. 93 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,555 Said you were supposed 94 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,555 to be home a half hour ago. 95 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,641 Uh-oh, that's 96 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,641 the third time today. 97 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,143 She's gonna kill me. 98 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:07,021 Don't panic. Just set 99 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:07,021 your watch back a half hour. 100 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,230 I love the way 101 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,230 your mind works. 102 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,193 Uncle Jesse, 103 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,193 how do I look? 104 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,403 Like a bag lady. 105 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,574 What happened to Michelle? 106 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,326 Well, your sister Michelle 107 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,326 tried to eat her dinner 108 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,286 by pushing it 109 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,286 through her face. 110 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,165 Yeah, we'd better 111 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,165 give her a bath. 112 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,248 That's a good idea.. 113 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,709 Do we know how to do that? 114 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,128 Sure, it's just like 115 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,128 giving a puppy a bath. 116 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,881 You know, only there's 117 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,881 a little less tail to clean. 118 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,298 Right. 119 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,093 [instrumental music] 120 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,180 (Jesse) 121 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,180 'Hey, Joey, 122 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,180 the kid's ready.' 123 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,806 (Joey) 124 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,806 'So am I.' 125 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,939 This is the most terrifying 126 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,939 shower scene since "Psycho". 127 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,276 Hey, it's alright, pal. 128 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,611 Here, you go to your 129 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,611 Uncle Joey there. 130 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,031 There you go. 131 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,658 Joey, the baby has better 132 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,658 muscle tone than you do. 133 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,495 And what do you bench? 134 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,168 If we missed 135 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,168 anything stupid 136 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,669 would you start all over? 137 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,589 Girls, get out. Go to bed. 138 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,589 Get outta here. 139 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,007 Don't worry, 140 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,007 Joy will do something 141 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,675 just as stupid tomorrow. 142 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,971 Listen, you got a call 143 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,971 from the Laugh Machine. 144 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,181 Somebody got sick, 145 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,181 you have to go on at 146 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,807 9:30 instead of 1:30. 147 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,310 9:30! That's prime time! Yes! 148 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,771 Jess, what do I open with? 149 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,273 How 'bout a joke? 150 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,234 Perfect. Thank god you're here. 151 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,070 Ah, okay, I've made a decision. 152 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,070 I'll open with a joke. 153 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,196 What's my best joke? 154 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,572 That outfit. 155 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:45,077 D.J., are you asleep? 156 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,664 I can't tell. 157 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,664 I think I'm blind. 158 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:53,127 Will you look 159 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:53,127 at one more outfit? 160 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:59,174 Steph, I've seen your 161 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:59,174 entire wardrobe twice. 162 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,383 Okay. 163 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,220 Wanna listen to the pledge? 164 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,764 I pledge allegiance 165 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,764 to the flag 166 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,143 of some states of America. 167 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,311 I'm gonna tuck you in. 168 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,438 Very tight. 169 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,691 And to the public 170 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,691 which understands.. 171 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,195 With God.. 172 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,281 ...and liberty.. 173 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,867 I'm dead meat. 174 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,168 Okay, she's clean. 175 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,919 You could 176 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,919 eat off this baby. 177 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,590 Hey, Jess, thanks for helping 178 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,590 me out with the baby. 179 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,968 Uh, no problem, I got 180 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,968 a date tonight with a dancer 181 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,719 but not till midnight. 182 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,388 Another exotic dancer? 183 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,682 For your information, Joseph 184 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,600 I happen to be 185 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,600 dating a ballerina. 186 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,771 Okay, she's a topless ballerina. 187 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,691 Good luck tonight, pal. 188 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,901 Uh, yeah, tonight. 189 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,444 9:30. 190 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,738 This could be the big break 191 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,738 I've been waiting for, Jess. 192 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,365 I've been at this comedy stuff 193 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,365 since I was four years old 194 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,285 when I did my first impression. 195 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:11,205 Ever since then, all's I wanted 196 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:11,205 to do was make people happy. 197 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,580 This making any sense to you? 198 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,249 Oh, yeah, I know 199 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,249 what you're saying. 200 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,375 See, Joey, you're talking 201 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,375 about that magical moment 202 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,711 when all of the sudden 203 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,711 you know what you 204 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:18,920 want to do with your life. 205 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,964 It happened to me 206 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,964 when I was six. 207 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,299 I turned the TV on 208 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:25,468 there was Elvis Presley 209 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:25,468 in "King Creole". 210 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,803 He actually played a two-fisted 211 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,056 fun-loving, girl-chasing 212 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,056 singing busboy. 213 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,934 They stole that Oscar from him. 214 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,811 Robbed him blind. 215 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,395 Anyway, Elvis made me feel that 216 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,024 music was somethin' 217 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,024 special, you know? 218 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,359 I gotta be honest 219 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,359 with you, when he 220 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,902 started singing 221 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,902 "Hardheaded Woman" 222 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,196 huh, forget about it, 223 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,196 I was touched. 224 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,531 I mean, I was like.. 225 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,531 Goes like this. 226 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,076 ♪ A hardheaded woman 227 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,076 A soft-hearted man ♪ 228 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,370 ♪ Been the source of trouble 229 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,370 ever since the world began ♪ 230 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:55,082 Jess, Jess, Jess.. 231 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,375 ...you are great. 232 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,876 Man, you, you got all the moves. 233 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,378 Well, I feel it, 234 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,378 you know, I feel it. 235 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,671 I'm doing this lip thing, 236 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,671 you know which is new. 237 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,216 Sing another song, 238 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,216 would you? Please? 239 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,676 For Michelle. 240 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,676 She loves music. 241 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,721 Alright I need a scarf, I need.. 242 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,721 Here we go, here we go. 243 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,640 Alright, 244 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,640 get a load of this. 245 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,642 ♪ Love me tender ♪ 246 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,770 ♪ Love me sweet ♪ 247 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,982 ♪ Never let me go ♪ 248 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,945 ♪ You have made 249 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,945 my life complete ♪ 250 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,240 ♪ And I love you so ♪ 251 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,909 ♪ Love me tender ♪ 252 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,911 ♪ Love me.. ♪ 253 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,084 Oh, my God. 254 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,671 What? We were just 255 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,671 giving the kid a bath. 256 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,926 Then why isn't 257 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,926 she in the tub? 258 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,262 Because Joey's in the tub 259 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,262 and I'm in the tub and 260 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,640 there's not enough 261 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,640 room for, you know, all of us. 262 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,643 It's obvious 263 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,643 I-I really am intruding. 264 00:07:56,684 --> 00:08:00,021 I'm gonna put 265 00:07:56,684 --> 00:08:00,021 Michelle in her crib. 266 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,481 I'm gonna go check 267 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,481 on my other girls 268 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,275 and just leave you two sailors 269 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,819 to your suds 270 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,819 and your singing. 271 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,198 ♪ Love me tender ♪ 272 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,033 ♪ Love me true ♪ 273 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,994 ♪ Never let me.. ♪♪ 274 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,292 Hi, daddy. 275 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,922 Hi, dad. 276 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,632 Why is everybody awake? 277 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,509 I'll show you. 278 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,602 I'm ready for school. 279 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,565 Honey, you're ready 280 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,565 for the prom. 281 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,153 You said this would be good. 282 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,238 Hey, if you can't have fun 283 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,238 with your little sister 284 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,824 then what's the point 285 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,824 in having one? 286 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,952 [instrumental music] 287 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,126 - Good morning, boys. 288 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,126 - Good morning, Paw, Hoss. 289 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,669 Little Joe. 290 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,922 How'd it go last night? 291 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,384 Oh, well, I started out great, 292 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,384 but in the middle I-- 293 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,261 No, no, I-I meant 294 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,261 in the bathtub with Hoss. 295 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,472 Look, I finished 296 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,472 "Love Me Tender" 297 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,391 we did a short medley 298 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,391 from "Viva Las Vegas" 299 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,267 and got the hell 300 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,267 out of the tub. 301 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,770 Dad, we're all ready. 302 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,356 Girls, I don't wanna brag 303 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,526 but chef boy-r-dad has made 304 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,526 some super great lunches 305 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,363 for a super great 306 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,363 first day of school. 307 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,613 And you know what, Stephanie? 308 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,992 For you I've got a 309 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,992 brand-new lunch box. 310 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,577 "The Jetsons". 311 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,959 Hi, I'm home. 312 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,628 Hi, Jane. Hi, Elroy. 313 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,628 Hi, Astro. 314 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,798 [imitating Astro] 315 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,798 Ri, Rorge. Rrr rrr rrr.. 316 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,970 And, D.J., for you I've got 317 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,970 a brand-new Barbie lunch box. 318 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,809 I don't do Barbie. 319 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,479 Oh, darn. 320 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,190 Thanks, dad, 321 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,190 but fifth-graders 322 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,943 don't carry 323 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,943 lunch boxes anymore. 324 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,029 Try to sell it 325 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,029 to a first-grader. 326 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,739 Come on, Steph. We don't 327 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,739 wanna miss our bus. 328 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,284 - I guess not. 329 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,284 - Wait, girls. 330 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,035 Stephanie.. 331 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,246 Honey, are you sure you 332 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,246 don't want me to go with you? 333 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,416 Don't worry, dad. 334 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,416 I'll make sure she's okay. 335 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,293 Yeah. It'll be fun. 336 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,213 Oh, you girls are 337 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,213 really growin' up. 338 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,382 Stephanie's 339 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,382 starting school. 340 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,511 Wait here, I'm gonna get 341 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,511 my video camera. Don't move. 342 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,638 Okay, just come in 343 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,638 when I tell you to, okay? 344 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:42,350 When I say action. Okay, 345 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:42,350 now give me love. Action. 346 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:50,275 ♪ Is this the 347 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:50,275 little girl I carried ♪ 348 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:55,196 ♪ Is this the 349 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:55,196 little girl at play ♪ 350 00:10:55,238 --> 00:11:00,535 ♪ I don't remember 351 00:10:55,238 --> 00:11:00,535 growing older ♪ 352 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:06,207 ♪ When did they ♪ 353 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:09,210 ♪ Sunrise sunset ♪ 354 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,796 ♪ Sunrise sunset ♪ 355 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:16,593 ♪ Swiftly flow the years ♪ 356 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:23,350 ♪ One season 357 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:23,350 following another ♪ 358 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:27,354 ♪ Laden with happiness ♪ 359 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,065 ♪ and tears ♪♪ 360 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,951 My little baby's 361 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,951 starting school. 362 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,744 I changed my mind. 363 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,746 I'm not going. 364 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,875 [instrumental music] 365 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,754 Steph, honey, what do you mean 366 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,754 you're not going to school? 367 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,756 I don't feel good. 368 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,510 Maybe I'll go next year. 369 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,179 You don't look sick. 370 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,681 Is that better? 371 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,517 Well, your face 372 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,517 is almost there. 373 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,893 Give it kind of a.. 374 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,187 Like that and 375 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,356 Throw in a real 376 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,356 hacking cough. 377 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,483 [coughing] 378 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,071 Come on, you're 379 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,071 gonna miss the bus. 380 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,114 Steph, are you okay? 381 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,283 See? Now you're 382 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,283 tricking people. 383 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,328 D.J., you go on ahead. 384 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,455 Steph's a little nervous about 385 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,455 her first day at school. 386 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,789 I'll make sure she gets there. 387 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,585 Okay, Steph, see you there. 388 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,171 Stephanie. 389 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,171 Wait a minute. 390 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,881 Where are you going? 391 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,050 Steph, I wanna 392 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,050 talk to you. 393 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,055 Sweetheart, don't you wanna 394 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,055 go to school and be smart? 395 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,182 I'll stay home and watch 396 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,182 public television. 397 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,809 Come on, Steph, spill your guts. 398 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,853 Why don't you 399 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,853 wanna go to school? 400 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,439 Because I don't 401 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,439 know anybody. 402 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,565 I'll be all alone. 403 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,733 It'll be real scary. 404 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,901 I won't know anybody 405 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,946 and I won't have any friends. 406 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,406 Aww. 407 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,326 Steph.. 408 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,037 You're going to make 409 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,037 friends, I promise. 410 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,373 You and I, we're gonna 411 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,373 go down there together. 412 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,376 And daddy's not gonna leave 413 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,376 until everything's alright. 414 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,296 Yeah, you're just nervous 415 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,296 'cause it's your first day. 416 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,133 See, first times can be scary, 417 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,133 but they can be exciting, too. 418 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,594 I remember a real 419 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,594 exciting first time for me. 420 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,139 I was 14. 421 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,601 I went out with this 422 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,601 incredible college girl 423 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,809 Marissa Dellacrue. 424 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,353 We went to the drive-in. 425 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:36,399 First I was, you know, kinda 426 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:36,399 nervous and a little scared. 427 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,860 But then Marissa, she kinda.. 428 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,656 I don't know, 429 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,656 she got kinda friendly and.. 430 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,161 Let's just say 431 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,161 first times can be great. 432 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,248 Not a helpful story. 433 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,041 But darn entertaining. 434 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,170 [instrumental music] 435 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,764 Okay. I came 436 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,764 to kindergarten. 437 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,685 - We can go home now. 438 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,685 - Steph, wait a minute. 439 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,355 Honey, sweetheart.. 440 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,355 Baby, don't worry. 441 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,733 You're gonna feel much better 442 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,733 as soon as you meet someone. 443 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,736 Oh, look! Here comes a nice 444 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,736 little girl right now. 445 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,113 I'm never going back 446 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,113 in there again! 447 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,948 Never, never, never! 448 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,158 No! 449 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,416 Let's wait for 450 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,416 another little girl. 451 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,336 One who has a better 452 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,336 outlook on life. 453 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,629 I know, we'll just.. 454 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:40,880 W-we'll play for a while 455 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,007 and ease our way 456 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,007 into this, okay? 457 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,968 Come here. 458 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,968 Oh, look, honey, it's a slide. 459 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,595 Your very favorite. 460 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,723 This is like 461 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,723 the lollipop they give 462 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,475 before the big shot, isn't it? 463 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,769 Oh, no, no, no. 464 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187 Why didn't I 465 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187 bring a lollipop? 466 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,022 Here, come on, honey. 467 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,399 We're going to play 468 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,399 on the slide. 469 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,735 Here we go. 470 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,735 This is fun. 471 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,903 Whee! 472 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,780 'Oh, whee!' 473 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,699 Oh, yeah. That was fun. 474 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,826 Now it's my turn. 475 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,826 Here I go. 476 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,828 Here we go. 477 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,828 Whee! 478 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,538 Here I go! 479 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,873 Whee! 480 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,545 You know, if we're having 481 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,545 this much fun outside the class 482 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,171 just imagine 483 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,171 the "Barrel Of Monkeys" 484 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,549 waiting for us inside, huh? 485 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,384 Ooh-ah! 486 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,094 Oh, Michelle. 487 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,512 Oh, honey. 488 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,097 What's wrong, sweetheart? 489 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,599 She's scared, too. 490 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,851 See what she did? 491 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,522 Ooh, yeah. She's got 492 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,522 a pamper full of fright. 493 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,442 I'm gonna go change 494 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,442 her real quick. 495 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,361 Sweetheart, I want you 496 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,361 to wait inside the class, okay? 497 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,617 Okay, but I don't 498 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,617 know anybody in there. 499 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,328 Hey, Steph. 500 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,328 What's shaking? 501 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,790 Uncle Jesse, 502 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,790 what are you doing here? 503 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,625 Come here. 504 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,625 I'll tell you. 505 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,088 I was on my way to work 506 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,382 and since I happen to be 507 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,382 a part-time exterminator 508 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,509 I thought I'd stop by 509 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,509 and make sure there's no pests 510 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,929 bugs, or varmints 511 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,929 in your classroom 512 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,514 other than 513 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,514 these rug rats. 514 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,433 Look, I made this for you. 515 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,268 What is it? 516 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,520 It's either a dog 517 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,520 with no head or an ashtray. 518 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,690 Dog with no head. 519 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,277 Will you stay here 520 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,277 and never leave? 521 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,947 Aww, what's the matter, 522 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,947 no pals yet? 523 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,741 I don't know why. 524 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,741 You look pretty. 525 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,743 You smell okay. 526 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,077 Alright, you stay here 527 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,288 and get ready to learn 528 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,288 some new names, alright? 529 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,500 Attention, all munchkins. 530 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,295 Free milks all around 531 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,005 compliments of 532 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,005 the coolest kid in class 533 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,298 Stephanie Tanner. 534 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,509 Make a friend. 535 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,509 Get a free milk. 536 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,435 Great. Now I have 537 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,435 no friends and no milk. 538 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,148 Hmm. Can't believe 539 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,148 that milk scam didn't work. 540 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,442 Alright, we'll 541 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,442 go to my specialty 542 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,569 personal charm, now, 543 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,569 you wait right here 544 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,363 I'll be back with 545 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,363 your new best friend, okay? 546 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,114 Sit down, now. 547 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,375 Little girl, how'd you 548 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,375 like to make a new friend? 549 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,836 Stranger, stranger, stranger! 550 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,425 Whoa, whoa. What, what 551 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,425 is going on here? 552 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,596 Uh, nothin', I'm just trying 553 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,596 to help the kids become friends. 554 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,139 Who are you? 555 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,767 I'm, uh, I'm this pretty 556 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,767 little girl's father. 557 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,563 - Right, Steph? 558 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,563 - Uh, okay. 559 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,105 Well, look, 560 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,105 as long as you're here 561 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,733 would you come with me 562 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,733 to the supply room 563 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,526 and kill something 564 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,526 with eight legs? 565 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,446 I'll be right back, Steph. 566 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,446 This happens to me all the time. 567 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,615 Everybody loves 568 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,615 the exterminator. 569 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,625 - Hi, Stephanie. 570 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,625 - Hi. 571 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,171 Wow. This place is great. 572 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,131 You got toys and blocks 573 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,676 and pin the tail on the donkey. 574 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,636 Sure wish I lived here. 575 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,930 Here, take my place. 576 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,057 Whoa. 577 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,309 Okay, there's only one 578 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,309 sure-fire way to make friends. 579 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,937 It's Duck-Duck-Goose time. 580 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,355 Alright, everybody, 581 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,355 Stephanie has a great idea. 582 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,483 It's Duck-Duck-Goose time. 583 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,483 In a circle. That's right. 584 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,944 We're ducking, we're goosing 585 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,653 we're having a great time! 586 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,323 Alright! Okay! 587 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,323 Sitting down! Okay! 588 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,118 Yeah, Duck-Duck-Goose. 589 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,118 My favorite. 590 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,621 Duck, duck, duck, duck 591 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,664 duck, duck, duck, duck 592 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,832 duck, goose! 593 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,376 You gotta catch me. 594 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,211 We're having a great time. 595 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,676 Hello. 596 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,637 Uh, go to your chair. 597 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,973 Find your chairs. 598 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,432 Who are you? 599 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,393 Uh, I'm this 600 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,393 pretty little girl's father. 601 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,939 Uh, okay. 602 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,151 What are you guys doing here? 603 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,445 - Who are you? 604 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,445 - Who me? 605 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,990 I'm this adorable 606 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,990 little girl's father. 607 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,784 Uh-huh. 608 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,536 What? Elizabeth Taylor's 609 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,536 daughter had seven fathers. 610 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,208 Whoa, Danny, 611 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,208 more good news 612 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,670 'D.J.'s goin' over the wall.' 613 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,089 Oh, yeah, this dad 614 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,089 stuff's a piece of cake. 615 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,050 Here. Take the little poopster. 616 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,343 Well, stay right here. 617 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,513 Okay, daddy... 618 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,513 and daddy and daddy. 619 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,183 Freeze. What is this? 620 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,769 I don't wanna 621 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,769 jump to conclusions 622 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,979 but it appears what we have here 623 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,314 is my daughter 624 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,314 is ditching school 625 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,649 throwing away her future 626 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,193 and basically becoming 627 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,193 a juvenile delinquent. 628 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,155 In a nutshell, yes. 629 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,865 Would you mind 630 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,865 if I ask you a question 631 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,034 before you go 632 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,034 knock off a 7-eleven? 633 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,370 Why are you dropping 634 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,370 out of school? 635 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,459 Because they put me 636 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,459 in the smart class. 637 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,837 The advanced class? 638 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,630 D.J., that's wonderful. 639 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,133 Dad, it's Geek-ville, USA. 640 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,511 These kids, 641 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,511 the first day of school 642 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,680 they brought homework. 643 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,185 And get this, 644 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,185 I'm the only blonde. 645 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,897 And worst of all, 646 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,897 they split me and Kimmy up. 647 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,065 Oh. 648 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,401 I know you're disappointed 649 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,029 but it's not like 650 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,029 you'll never see Kimmy again. 651 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,780 She lives next door. 652 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,325 Dad, you don't understand. 653 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,537 Kimmy and I have 654 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,537 always been in the same class. 655 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,915 And now I'm in 656 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,915 a room full of eggheads. 657 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,252 They're worse than eggheads. 658 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,252 They're omelet-heads. 659 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,799 D.J., it's the omelet-heads 660 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,799 who rule the world. 661 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,929 You really should 662 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,929 give this a chance. 663 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,097 Do you know why? 664 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,305 Why? 665 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,058 Because if you don't 666 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,058 try new things 667 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,351 you're never gonna know 668 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,351 what you're missing out on. 669 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,396 (Stephanie) 670 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,396 'Bye.' 671 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,650 - Bye, dad. 672 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,650 - 'Hold it.' 673 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,444 Where do you 674 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,444 think you're going? 675 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,904 Home. 676 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,948 You're not going anywhere. 677 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,199 Nobody's going anyplace 678 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,367 unless it's back 679 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,367 into those two rooms. 680 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,496 - There she is. 681 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,496 - I got this. 682 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,083 What you need to understand-- 683 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,043 - Dad? 684 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,043 - Yes? 685 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,670 Stay. 686 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,675 Let me just talk 687 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,675 to my sister alone, okay? 688 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,179 Woman to woman. 689 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,179 I think I can help. 690 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,807 Alright. 691 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,807 You can talk to her. 692 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,600 But remember.. 693 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,310 ...I'm trusting you. 694 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,230 I promise we won't 695 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,230 try to make a break for it. 696 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,397 Okay. 697 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,029 Steph.. 698 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,866 What's wrong? 699 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,494 No friends. 700 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,330 You can't expect to make 701 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,330 friends the first day. 702 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,124 You know when 703 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,124 I started kindergarten 704 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,084 I didn't know 705 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,084 anybody, either. 706 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,003 What about Kimmy? 707 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,504 We were just in the same class 708 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,132 but I didn't talk 709 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,132 to Kimmy for six months. 710 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,383 Because she's an airhead? 711 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,638 She's not an airhead. 712 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,638 She just hates thinking. 713 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,269 That's probably why we're 714 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,269 not in the same class anymore. 715 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,688 I just got stuck in 716 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,688 a room full of omelet-heads 717 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,317 where I don't know 718 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,317 one person. It's pretty scary. 719 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,319 Real scary. 720 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,238 But, Steph, you can't run away 721 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,238 every time you're scared. 722 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,531 If you don't try new things 723 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:49,451 you'll never know what 724 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:49,451 you're missing out on. 725 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,620 Where did I hear that? 726 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,833 Oh, no. 727 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,833 He was right. 728 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,627 Who was right? 729 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,547 Uh, you don't know him. 730 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,175 Anyways, making 731 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,175 new friends takes time 732 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,595 but you got one really 733 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,595 good friend at school already. 734 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,056 Who? 735 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,351 Me. 736 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,811 And I'm right 737 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,811 down the hall. Room seven. 738 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,856 You can't miss me. I'm the only 739 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,856 omelet-head with blonde hair. 740 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,609 Thanks. 741 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,030 [bell rings] 742 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,783 Steph, I'll 743 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,783 go back to my class 744 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,202 if you go back to yours, okay? 745 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,370 Okay. 746 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,515 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪ 747 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,977 ♪ Went up the waterspout ♪ 748 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,397 ♪ Down came the rain ♪ 749 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,983 ♪ And washed the spider out ♪ 750 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,404 ♪ Out came the sun and... ♪♪ 751 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,698 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪♪ 752 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,826 [theme music]