1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,878 [theme music] 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,423 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 3 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:08,634 ♪ Ah-h-h ♪ 4 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Whatever happened 5 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:15,349 to predictability ♪ 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,267 ♪ The milkman 7 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,267 the paper boy ♪ 8 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,060 ♪ Evening TV ♪ 9 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,729 ♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪ 10 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,648 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 11 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:26,193 ♪ This old world's 12 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:26,193 confusing me ♪ 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,615 ♪ Clouds as mean 14 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,615 as you've ever seen ♪ 15 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,202 ♪ There ain't a bird 16 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,202 who knows your tune ♪ 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:40,248 ♪ Then a little voice 18 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:40,248 inside you whispers ♪ 19 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,670 ♪ Kid don't sell 20 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,670 your dreams so soon ♪ 21 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 22 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 23 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,092 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,092 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 25 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,428 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 26 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,056 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 27 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,056 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 28 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,058 ♪ There's a face ♪ 29 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,978 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 30 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,981 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 31 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,858 ♪ When you're 32 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,858 lost out there ♪ 33 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,693 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 34 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:12,531 ♪ A light is waiting 35 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:12,531 to carry you home ♪ 36 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,451 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 37 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,871 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 38 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,457 ♪ Doobie doo bah bah dah ♪♪ 39 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,132 ♪ She's drivin' ♪ 40 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,634 She's drivin'. 41 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,634 She's drivin'. Okay. 42 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:33,719 ♪ She's drivin' ♪ 43 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,596 ♪ Dri-drivin' ♪ 44 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,890 ♪ She's drivin', dri-- ♪♪ 45 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,892 Maybe she's walking. 46 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,770 - Jesse, you got to see this. 47 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,770 - Not now. 48 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,021 I'm working on this new tune 49 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,189 about this outrageous Italian 50 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,189 goddess 51 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,942 who drives a Lamborghini. 52 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,192 What rhymes 53 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,192 with Lamborghini? 54 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,737 Uh...how about 55 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,737 Cecil and Beany? 56 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,490 How about 57 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,490 you're a weenie? 58 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,578 Jesse, check out 59 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,578 this serious toddling. 60 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,997 Tracking shot, 61 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,997 tracking shot. 62 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,373 (Danny) 63 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,373 'Come on, Michelle.' 64 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,418 Danny, your kid has been 65 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,418 walking for three days. 66 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,087 You haven't stopped 67 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,087 taping her. 68 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,714 I'll feel sorry for her 69 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,714 when she starts potty training. 70 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,266 Do you know 71 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,266 what this means? 72 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,185 My sweet little Michelle, 73 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,185 she's now an object-grabbing 74 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,147 heat-seeking instrument 75 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,147 of destruction. 76 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,899 [high voice] 77 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,899 Hear this, humans. 78 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,526 I am robo-baby. 79 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:36,156 - Is grandma here? 80 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:36,156 - Not yet. 81 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,117 Oh, look how cute 82 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,117 you two look. 83 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,285 Cute. Just what 84 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,285 we need, more cute. 85 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,079 Grandma better 86 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,079 get here soon. 87 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:45,040 We're very bus-z-z-z-y 88 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,127 with honeybee 89 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,127 bus-z-z-z-iness. 90 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:49,294 Joey, keep taping. 91 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,462 Girls, get up 92 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,462 on the steps. 93 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,131 I want to ask you 94 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,131 something. 95 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,215 D.J., 96 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,215 so how's it feel 97 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,259 to finally be retiring 98 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,259 as queen bee? 99 00:02:56,301 --> 00:03:00,179 Great. I'm way too old 100 00:02:56,301 --> 00:03:00,179 for this outfit. 101 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,641 It's time 102 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,641 to pass my antenna 103 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,643 on to the bees 104 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,643 of the future. 105 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,730 I bee so happy. 106 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,110 Girls, do the secret 107 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,110 honeybee hello. 108 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,612 Okay, but I cannot 109 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,612 allow this on tape. 110 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,117 Bzzz zip! 111 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,494 Bzzz zip! 112 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,497 Bzzz zoo! 113 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,043 [horn honks] 114 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:32,796 That's grandma. We 115 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:32,796 got to buzz-z-z off. 116 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,467 Okay, come here, 117 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,467 Michelle. 118 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,346 Here's 119 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,346 the baby's bag. 120 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,807 And oh, yeah... 121 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,807 here's the baby. 122 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,601 There you go. 123 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,729 - Bye. 124 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,729 - Bye. 125 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,106 See you later, boys. 126 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,533 Guys...there's no 127 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,533 children in the house. 128 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,579 You hear what I hear? 129 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,081 I don't hear anything. 130 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,331 Exactly. 131 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,834 It's silence. 132 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:11,960 Uh-huh. 133 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,215 Wha-- 134 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,053 I can't believe this. 135 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,638 I have no parental 136 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,638 responsibilities. 137 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,474 This is great. 138 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,519 No, that's not true. 139 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,519 I really miss my kids. 140 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,938 No, that's not true. 141 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,938 This is great! 142 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,565 Alright. 143 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,565 Let's party, boys. 144 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,650 I got an idea. 145 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,650 Let's get some girls. 146 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:39,905 Great. There's a Three Stooges 147 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:39,905 festival downtown. 148 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,032 You can meet 149 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,032 some really fun girls there 150 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:46,120 and the great part is they don't 151 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:46,120 mind if you poke 'em in the eye. 152 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,704 I don't know 153 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,704 about this. 154 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,790 No, no, no. I got a better idea. 155 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,790 I get on my Harley. 156 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,667 You guys follow me in the 157 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,667 country squire not too close. 158 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,544 We cruise up to Tahoe, 159 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,544 Harrah's is having 160 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,463 a Marilyn Monroe 161 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,463 look-alike night. 162 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,173 How do you not 163 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,173 know about this? 164 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,008 How do you 165 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,008 not know about this? 166 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,346 Guys, we've never had a boys' 167 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,346 night out just the three of us. 168 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,890 Let's go out together 169 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,642 and just do 170 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,642 some male bonding. 171 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,441 Male bonding? 172 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,068 Joey, you want 173 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,068 to bond? 174 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,990 All I want is a woman who 175 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,990 at just the right moment goes 176 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,867 "Whoo whoo whoo! Nyeah!" 177 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,163 Guys, time-out. 178 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,582 I can't do this. 179 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,463 It's only been five months 180 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,463 since I lost Pam. 181 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,052 Hey, don't let me 182 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,052 stand in your way. 183 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,763 I'll be fine. I'll 184 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,763 just stay home alone 185 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,724 maybe change 186 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,724 the part in my hair. 187 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,643 You guys go out. 188 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,643 Have a great time. 189 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,939 - Never mind. 190 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,939 - Never mind. 191 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,068 Okay, we're available 192 00:05:57,191 --> 00:06:00,068 for bonding. 193 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,279 I'll do whatever 194 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,279 you want. I promise. 195 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,239 Great, you are not even 196 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,239 gonna think about women 197 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:07,617 when you see what 198 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:07,617 I've got in store for you. 199 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,370 Let's go fishing. 200 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,999 Neptune's Bride 201 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,999 sails at midnight. 202 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,502 Great. 203 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,630 I've been dying for a place 204 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,630 to wear this outfit. 205 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,925 Alright, let's get 206 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,925 this wonderful, fun-filled 207 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,094 magical night of bonding 208 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,094 over with. 209 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,556 Jesse, 210 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,556 we're going fishing. 211 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,599 You look ridiculous. 212 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,940 I look ridiculous? 213 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,484 [telephone rings] 214 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,613 [imitating Thurston Howell] 215 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,613 Gilligan's living room. 216 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,158 [normal voice] 217 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,158 Oh, wait. Don't hang up. 218 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,744 Sorry. I'm not supposed 219 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,744 to answer the phone. 220 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,453 Yes, Jesse's here. 221 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,373 - Who may I say is calling? 222 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,373 - Give me the phone. 223 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:57,125 No! Get out of town! 224 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,878 The Roxanna? 225 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,878 The rock star Roxanna? 226 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,297 Jesse, how do you 227 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,297 know Roxanna? 228 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,466 Alright, we had this hot 229 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,466 and heavy thing for a while. 230 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,221 Actually, it was kind 231 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,221 of serious. We dated. 232 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:12,724 She became a big star, 233 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:12,724 went on the road. 234 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,184 So we drifted apart. 235 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,353 Give me the phone! 236 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,106 Is this true? 237 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,524 Your story checks out. 238 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:25,653 So, Roxanna... 239 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:25,653 got your new album.. 240 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,906 Joseph, you leave me 241 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,906 no choice. 242 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,199 Uh-huh. 243 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,409 Uh-agh! 244 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,035 Say good-bye. 245 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,536 Good-bye. 246 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,958 Hello. 247 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,626 I'm sorry. 248 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,626 That was Joey. 249 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,837 He was raised by a family 250 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,837 of really stupid wolves. 251 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,302 How are you doing? 252 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,262 I'm doing great, 253 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,262 yeah. 254 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,679 Oh, my music? 255 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,057 My music's going 256 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,057 really well. Yeah. 257 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,434 That's great. 258 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477 You told me you 259 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477 couldn't even find a job. 260 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,897 Beat it, wolf boy. 261 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,611 You know, it'd.. It'll be really 262 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,611 nice to see you again. 263 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,363 Tonight? Yeah, 264 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,363 tonight would be good. 265 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,531 Jesse, 266 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,531 you promised. 267 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,034 [imitates fishing reel] 268 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:16,830 [plop] 269 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,003 But actually, 270 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,003 I-I can't tonight. 271 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,712 No. I'm going fishi.. 272 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,712 I'm going boating.. 273 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,006 I'm going yachting 274 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,006 actually. 275 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,134 I'm going yachting 276 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,134 on a boat. Yeah. 277 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,260 Uh, we're having 278 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,260 a big party. 279 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,594 Neptune's Bride. 280 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,264 Yeah. Champagne, 281 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,264 caviar, what-have-you. 282 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,059 Alright. Good. I'll call you 283 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,059 in the morning. Bye. 284 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,855 Thanks, Jesse. You're not 285 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,855 gonna regret this. 286 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,649 Oh, why would I want to hang out 287 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,649 with a big, beautiful rock star 288 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,319 when I can spend the evening 289 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,319 with Thurston Howell, the third 290 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,157 and Mr. Paul, 291 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,157 the human fish stick? 292 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,913 Ahoy, mateys. There she be. 293 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:03,918 Neptune's Bride, the finest lady 294 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:03,918 to sail the seven seas. 295 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,921 Argh. I say 296 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,921 we mount her. 297 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:11,051 That's board her, 298 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:11,051 squid head. 299 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:15,680 Isn't this great? A night 300 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:15,680 of men doing manly things. 301 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,932 You know, there isn't 302 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,932 a manlier man among men 303 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,019 than the old salty dog 304 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,019 who pilots this vessel. 305 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,688 Old Captain Jack, 306 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,688 where you be? 307 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,982 He be retired. I'm his 308 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,982 granddaughter Caroline. 309 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,527 I'll be your captain 310 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,527 this evening. 311 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,489 Oh, yeah. Men don't 312 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,489 come any manlier. 313 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,617 Okay, so except 314 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,617 for old Captain Caroline 315 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,578 it's boys' night out.. 316 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,788 ...manly men doing 317 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,788 masculine things. 318 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,168 Jesse. 319 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,421 Roxanna, have mercy. 320 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,089 Come here. 321 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,215 What are you 322 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,215 doing here? 323 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,841 I tracked you down. 324 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,594 I'm going on tour tomorrow, 325 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,594 and I just had to see you. 326 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,887 These are 327 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,887 my backup singers. 328 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:56,930 I'm Yvonne. 329 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,014 I'm Vega. 330 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,558 I'm happy. 331 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,854 Jesse, this 332 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,854 isn't a yacht. 333 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,565 Oh, yeah, 334 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,565 you're telling me. 335 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,192 Last time I ever rent a yacht 336 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,192 from a guy named Ice Pick. 337 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,070 So what, 338 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,070 there's not a party? 339 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,781 We're here to fish. 340 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,781 There's no party. 341 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,950 There is now. 342 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,452 Yeah, whoo-hoo! 343 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,788 Alright, that's Joey. 344 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,788 This is Danny. 345 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,998 Which one's Yvonne? 346 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,998 Which one's Vega? 347 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,254 [engine revving] 348 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,131 Ah ha ha ha! 349 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,051 Thanks for helping me 350 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,051 with the anchor, Danny. 351 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,345 Oh, Caroline, 352 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,345 I live for this stuff. 353 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,014 Well, take a look at me. 354 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,014 Did I forget anything? 355 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,226 You could be the centerfold 356 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,226 for "Field And Stream". 357 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,563 Excuse me, girls. 358 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,566 Boys, it's time 359 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,566 for fishing. 360 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,277 Oh, boy. 361 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,277 Am I a happy camper. 362 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,738 Okay, Jesse, 363 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,738 what do you want? 364 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,198 I don't care. 365 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,409 You want the Daiwa 366 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,409 lightweight graphite super flex 367 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,578 or the Shimano 368 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,578 triton speed master? 369 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,163 I really don't care. 370 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,831 How could you not care? 371 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,749 The Daiwa 372 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,749 has a 40-pound test 373 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,460 and the Shimano has 50. 374 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,711 I don't care. Give me... 375 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,711 give me the Daiwa. 376 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,756 Ooh, the Daiwa? 377 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,427 In these waters? 378 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,427 Bad choice. 379 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,138 I don't care, give me a worm 380 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,138 and some dental floss. 381 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,641 I'll take 382 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,641 the Shimano. 383 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,434 The hell you will. 384 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,437 No way I'm getting stuck 385 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,437 in these waters with a Daiwa. 386 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,359 Look at this. 387 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,359 I got the Shimano. 388 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,654 The Shimano? 389 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,654 In waters like this? 390 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,076 Look at that. 391 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,912 Full moon. 392 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,833 There was a full moon 393 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,833 the last night we were together. 394 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,460 You remember BSurig sur? 395 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,253 I remember we rented that cabin 396 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,005 and went crazy 397 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,005 in every little room. 398 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,676 Yeah, then we went down to the 399 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,676 beach and we got even crazier. 400 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,718 The seals were 401 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,718 clapping for us. 402 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,561 That's ancient history, 403 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,561 right? 404 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,728 Yeah, it's all 405 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,728 in the past. 406 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:13,816 Just...a shooting star 407 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:13,816 that burned itself out. 408 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,528 Nothing but memories. 409 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,453 Yep, the magic's gone. 410 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:34,337 ♪ Love exciting and new ♪ 411 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,006 ♪ Come aboard ♪ 412 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,260 ♪ We're expecting you.. ♪♪ 413 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,429 You guys 414 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,429 just butchered a classic. 415 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,601 Oh, yoo-hoo! Champagne's gone. 416 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,601 Now what? 417 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,230 Well, ladies, how about 418 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,230 a menage-a-fish? 419 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,610 We'd need 420 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,610 a lot more champagne. 421 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,946 Well, you got to admit, 422 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,946 it is kinda sexy out here. 423 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,657 All the rolling 424 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,657 and swaying. 425 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,159 Swaying and rolling. 426 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,747 Up and down, 427 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,747 down and up. 428 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,164 Excuse us. 429 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,753 Yep. Know how to push 430 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,753 all the right buttons. 431 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,506 Well, we're in 432 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,506 a great spot here. 433 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,091 Oh, yeah. 434 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,091 I'm psyched. 435 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,969 I got my lucky pole, 436 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,969 my lucky hat 437 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,472 my lucky underwear with 438 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,472 little sharks on it. 439 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,308 But I digress. 440 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,184 You're kind of funny. 441 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,437 - Nah. 442 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,437 - Yeah. 443 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,230 - Nah. 444 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,230 - Yeah. 445 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,691 Okay, yeah. 446 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,612 Alright, Joey, it's time for a 447 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,612 fishing lesson from the master. 448 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,821 Alright, Danny, 449 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,821 show me how it's done. 450 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,365 The art of casting 451 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,200 clip back your winder, 452 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,200 keep your thumb on the line 453 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,119 cast forward with a firm, 454 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,119 flowing motion 455 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,996 release your thumb, 456 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,996 and let her go. 457 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,830 Got it. 458 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,832 Clip back your winder, 459 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,832 keep your thumb on the line 460 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,752 cast forward with a firm, 461 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,752 flowing motion 462 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,878 release your thumb, 463 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,878 and let her go. 464 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,020 Oop. Got 465 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,020 another one. 466 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,689 He got, ha ha! 467 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,691 That makes four. 468 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,694 I can't believe 469 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,694 I haven't caught a thing. 470 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,195 This makes 471 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,195 five for us. 472 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,447 Alright. 473 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,447 It's a beauty. 474 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,782 How can this be? 475 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,284 Look what 476 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,284 they're wearing. 477 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,331 Oh, great. 478 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,331 My bait is yawning. 479 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,375 Wake up. 480 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,375 Would you wake up? 481 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,377 Danny, 482 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,377 is something wrong? 483 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,921 Where's the scuba gear? 484 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,717 There's something sinister 485 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,717 going on down there. 486 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,176 You think the fish 487 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,176 have gotten together 488 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,470 and made a group decision 489 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,470 to avoid your hook? 490 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,890 It's the only logical 491 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,890 explanation. 492 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,604 This is so boring, reeling 493 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,604 in fish after fish after fish. 494 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,982 Will you shut up? 495 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,444 You know, I wish we could see 496 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,444 each other more often. 497 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072 I know. The only time 498 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072 I see you now is on MTV. 499 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,616 I owe a lot 500 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,616 of my success to you. 501 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:13,329 Ah. Roxanna, you made it 502 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:13,329 because you're good. 503 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,040 Remember the first song 504 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,040 you sang in my band? 505 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,125 Yeah. How can 506 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,125 I forget? 507 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,168 Do it. 508 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,461 ♪ He rocks in the treetop ♪ 509 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,880 ♪ All day long ♪ 510 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,963 ♪ Hoppin' and boppin' ♪ 511 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,424 ♪ And singin' his song ♪ 512 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,051 ♪ All the little birds 513 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,051 on Jaybird street ♪ 514 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,302 ♪ Love to hear the Robin ♪ 515 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,512 ♪ Goin' tweet tweet tweet ♪ 516 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,555 ♪ Rockin' Robin ♪ 517 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,766 ♪ Tweet tweet tweet ♪ 518 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,725 Fellas? 519 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,142 ♪ Tweet tweedle dee dee ♪ 520 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,644 ♪ Go Rockin' Robin ♪ 521 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,479 ♪ 'Cause we're really 522 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,479 gonna rock tonight ♪ 523 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,314 This is good. This is good. 524 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,314 Let's do some choreography. 525 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,025 ♪ Every little swallow 526 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,025 every chickadee ♪ 527 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,112 ♪ Every little bird 528 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,112 in the tall oak tree ♪ 529 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,280 ♪ The wise old owl ♪ 530 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,740 ♪ The big black crow ♪ 531 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,032 ♪ Flapping their wings 532 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,032 singing ♪ 533 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,117 ♪ Go bird go ♪ 534 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,368 ♪ Rockin' Robin ♪ 535 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,787 ♪ Tweet tweet tweet ♪ 536 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,037 ♪ Rockin' Robin ♪ 537 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,706 ♪ Tweet...tweedle dee dee ♪ 538 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,207 ♪ Go Rockin' Robin ♪ 539 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,959 ♪ 'Cause we're really 540 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,959 gonna rock tonight ♪ 541 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,960 ♪ Tweet ♪ 542 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,211 ♪ Tweedle dee dee ♪♪ 543 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,546 Yeah! 544 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,265 Aw, that was 545 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,265 almost fun. 546 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,558 Ahh. 547 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,810 Whoa. Whoa! 548 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,812 Whoa! 549 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,275 I'm coming, 550 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,275 Beanie Boy! 551 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,325 Hold on. 552 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,127 Anybody else want some 553 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,127 more of my halibut 554 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,297 my albacore, 555 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,297 my swordfish? 556 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,590 Shut up. 557 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,260 You're just cranky 'cause you 558 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,260 got pulled overboard 559 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,095 by a Michelin radial. 560 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,976 Hey, that tire had 561 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,976 an incredible will to live. 562 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,603 Hey, Roxanna, we'll meet 563 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,603 you back at the hotel, okay? 564 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,856 Yeah, thanks 565 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,856 for breakfast, guys. 566 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,028 Oh, and thanks for 567 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,028 the Pepto-Bismol. 568 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,071 I know my antacids. 569 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,826 You know, Joey, being with you 570 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,826 actually bordered on fun. 571 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,285 Yeah. I hear that a lot. 572 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,998 You know, Joey, 573 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,998 we've met a lot of men 574 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,959 and, well, 575 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,959 now we've met you. 576 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,714 - Bye-bye. 577 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,714 - Bye. 578 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,550 Seems like we're always 579 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,550 saying goodbye, huh? 580 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,844 I hate it. 581 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,015 Jesse, come on 582 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,015 the road with me. 583 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,642 Join your band? 584 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,060 Well, no. 585 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,603 We're an all-girl group 586 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,732 and you're definitely 587 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,732 not a girl. 588 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,944 Then why would I go 589 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,944 on the road with you? 590 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,112 Just to be with me? 591 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,743 Do what? Carry your 592 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,743 bags for you? 593 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,536 Tune your guitar? 594 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,536 Is that what you want? 595 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,287 I've got nothing better 596 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,287 to do than follow you around 597 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,122 like a little 598 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,122 puppy dog or something? 599 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,000 You know, I really had 600 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,000 a great time. 601 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,167 So did I. 602 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,089 Uh, how about 603 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,089 if I make you dinner? 604 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,299 Uh, dinner? 605 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,343 You know, food you eat 606 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,343 when it gets dark? 607 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,597 No dinner. 608 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,265 How about lunch? 609 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,018 No, no lunch, 610 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,018 no food. 611 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,353 Liquid protein? 612 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:28,983 Uh, look, Caroline, uh, 613 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:28,983 I'm real sorry, but.. 614 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,986 ...I think this whole thing 615 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,986 was just kind of a big mistake. 616 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,615 You-you really shouldn't 617 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,615 be here right now 618 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,534 because, uh, you really 619 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,534 should be somewhere else. 620 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,121 Let me walk you 621 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,121 to the door, okay? 622 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,290 Jesse, you're 623 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,290 overreacting. 624 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,666 No, I'm not. 625 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,666 I'm not overreacting. 626 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,044 Come on, let's go. 627 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,044 This is not gonna work out. 628 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,337 Go be a big star, 629 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,337 get in your limousine. 630 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,381 Alright, 631 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,381 everybody freeze. 632 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,175 I need to see Jesse and Danny 633 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,175 in the kitchen right now. 634 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,761 Joey, I'm in the middle 635 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,761 of something. 636 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,429 Humor me. 637 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,390 Girls, look, 638 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,390 please don't leave. 639 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:05,227 Caroline, you like fish. 640 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:05,227 Roxanna, you like music. 641 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,980 Talk about Muddy Waters. 642 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,776 Joey, what is 643 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,776 your problem? 644 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,572 You guys are crazy. 645 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,198 You had a nice time 646 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,198 with Caroline 647 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,742 you had a nice time 648 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,742 with Roxanna. 649 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,786 What's the story here? 650 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,454 Caroline and I are 651 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,454 none of your business. 652 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,665 Right. Neither are Roxanna 653 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,665 and I . Thanks, Joey. 654 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,416 Jesse? 655 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,918 Your attitude wouldn't 656 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,918 have anything to do 657 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,086 with her 658 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,086 success, would it? 659 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,295 No. 660 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,008 I don't know. 661 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,385 Alright, 662 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,385 I do know. 663 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,014 I mean.. 664 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,389 ...I put her band 665 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,389 together, me. 666 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,142 I put the band together, 667 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,142 she's a big star. 668 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,644 I put my band together, 669 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,644 we're playing dives. 670 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,855 I promised myself, 671 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,855 by the time I was 24 672 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,606 I'm gonna have 673 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,606 a record deal. 674 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,900 I'm 24 1/2. 675 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,568 When's it gonna be my turn? 676 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,364 Hey, I know 677 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,364 how that feels. 678 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,575 It's like when I 679 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,575 see Alf, I go nuts. 680 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587 I'm doing my standup 681 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587 in little nightclubs 682 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,757 and a carpet sample 683 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,757 as a series. 684 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,805 But, you know, 685 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,805 if we hang in there 686 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,015 we're going to make it. 687 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,354 Danny, why are you 688 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,354 so upset with Caroline? 689 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,818 'Cause she wanted 690 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,818 to make me dinner. 691 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,945 The real problem 692 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,945 is you like her. 693 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,407 Okay, I do like her. 694 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,410 And it scares me. 695 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,454 Ever since Pam.. 696 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,291 ...everything 697 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,291 is just so hard 698 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,877 so confusing. 699 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,463 I know how tough 700 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,463 this has been on you. 701 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,551 That's how life is. 702 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,551 It's a struggle. 703 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138 What helps you get through 704 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138 the tough times 705 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,015 are the people 706 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,015 by your side. 707 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:12,855 So when people like Roxanna 708 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:12,855 and Caroline come along 709 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,398 why push them away 710 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,317 because you're frustrated 711 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,317 with your career and.. 712 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,486 ...because you're 713 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,486 not ready to date yet? 714 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,451 You're throwing away 715 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,451 what could be great friendships. 716 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,203 Is this the same guy 717 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,203 who spends hours 718 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,913 perfecting underarm noises? 719 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,837 Where is this 720 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,837 coming from? 721 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,508 From my heart. 722 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,181 I did have some help 723 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,181 with the words. 724 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,600 It's what Scooby-Doo told 725 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,600 Scrappy-Doo 726 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,518 last Saturday morning. 727 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,110 Thanks, Joey. 728 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,489 Oh.. 729 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,328 Come here, 730 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,328 you big goof. 731 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,542 Alright. 732 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,753 We got in some 733 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,753 male bonding after all. 734 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,591 Will you guys excuse me 735 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,591 for a moment? 736 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,473 Caroline, could I 737 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,473 talk to you, please? 738 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,564 - Hi. 739 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,564 - Hi. 740 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,820 Look, uh, I'm real sorry 741 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,820 I flipped out. 742 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,115 It's just that, uh.. 743 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,449 ...well, you know 744 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,449 about my wife. 745 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,996 And, uh, I'm just not 746 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,996 ready for this yet. 747 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,498 I really do like you. 748 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,169 Do you think maybe.. 749 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,881 ...you and I could, 750 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,881 like, just be friends? 751 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,091 I think that 752 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,091 would be great. 753 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,555 Oh. 754 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,808 Roxanna, I guess what 755 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,808 I'm trying to say is.. 756 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,436 ...maybe I was acting 757 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,436 a little bit.. 758 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,813 ...what's the word 759 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,813 I'm looking for? 760 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,273 Insanely jealous. 761 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,652 Jesse, your time's 762 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,652 gonna to come. 763 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,988 You're too good. 764 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,116 You know I can't 765 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,116 go with you. 766 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,118 I know. 767 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,913 I just want us 768 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,913 to be together. 769 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,916 Well, maybe someday 770 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,916 we will be 771 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:42,504 but in the meantime, you got 772 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:42,504 to realize a guy like me.. 773 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,798 ...I got to be 774 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,798 free-wheeling. 775 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,467 I got to be 776 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,467 riding on the wind. 777 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,970 I got to be 778 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,970 living on the edge. 779 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,515 Hi, Uncle Jesse. 780 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,601 Will you help me off 781 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,601 with my stinger? 782 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,395 Sure, kid. 783 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,733 Well, I'm living 784 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,733 on the edge of cuteness. 785 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,117 [theme music]