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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evening TV ♪
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♪ How did I get
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to living it here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This old world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean as
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you've ever seen ♪
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♪ There ain't a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're
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lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Doobie doo ba bah dah ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Gobble, gobble, gobble,
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gobble, gobble.
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Gobble, gobble,
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gobble, gobble, gobble.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Michelle.
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Today, you have
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an opportunity
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that only comes around once
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in your career as a baby.
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You can blow everyone away
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at Thanksgiving dinner
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by uttering one simple word..
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...Turkey.
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Turkey.
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Turkey, turkey,
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turkey, turkey.
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Turkey, turkey, turkey.
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I'm sorry. You don't need
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this kind of pressure, do you?
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[snoring]
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(Danny)
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'Happy Thanksgiving.'
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Why is there
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a butterball on my head?
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Jesse, apparently your hair
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is some sort of baby magnet.
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Man, it's 7 o'clock.
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It's a holiday.
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'Good night.'
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Jesse, I am sorry
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but I've got a little problem
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and I need to see you and Joey
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downstairs right now.
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Argh!
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Come on.
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I gotta get a lock for my door.
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- Ah.
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- We're coming to some stairs.
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I recommend you
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opening your eyes.
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[snoring]
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Joey, come on, wake up, buddy.
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Good morning.
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How are you guys doing?
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Boy, it's great to be alive!
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Happy Thanksgiving, buddy.
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Why can't you wake up grumpy
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and grouchy like normal people?
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Because it's a beautiful day.
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Boys, brace yourselves.
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It's snowing in Tacoma.
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No!
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Boy, it's a good thing I didn't
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sleep through that news.
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You don't understand, my mom
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lives in Tacoma
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and she's snowed in.
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She was supposed to make
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our thanksgiving dinner for us.
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It's no problem. We'll make that
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seven-course meal ourselves.
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How, you ask?
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The miracle..
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[imitates trumpet fanfare]
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...of Thanksgiving.
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You..
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[imitates trumpet fanfare]
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...are a moron.
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There's the miracle of Christmas
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and there's "Smokey Robinson
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and the miracles"
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there's "miracle whip.."
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But there's no miracle
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of Thanksgiving, huh?
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Oh, no? Suppose the pilgrims
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had landed in Florida..
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We'd all be eating Flamingo.
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All I know is...everything today
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has to be absolutely perfect.
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Why?
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Because it's the girls' first
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thanksgiving without
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their mother.
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Oh, that's right, man.
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It's gotta be rough on them.
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We gotta, we gotta
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make this a fun day.
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We gotta make it a great day
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for these girls.
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And it will be.
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- You know why?
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- Why?
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The miracle..
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[imitates trumpet fanfare]
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...of Thanksgiving.
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Now let's get
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in there and cook!
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Right and right after that,
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we'll hunt for eggs
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left by the Thanksgiving bunny.
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Okay, everything's on the table
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and ready for cooking.
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What should we make first?
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Reservations.
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I know this looks
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a little intimidating
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but families all over
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this great country
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are turning
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these raw ingredients
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into a thanksgiving feast.
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Maybe we should go
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have dinner with one of them.
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Nobody panic.
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We've got cookbooks.
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If you can read English,
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you can cook.
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For instance,
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"basic bread stuffing."
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"Melt 1/3 cup butter
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in a heavy skillet."
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That's easy.
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On the stove, right?
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No, no, no, we stick
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the butter on a rocket ship
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and send it to the sun.
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Alright, guys,
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stay with me here.
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"Add 1/4 cup
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finely minced onion."
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Uh-oh.
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We've got three different
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kinds of onion here.
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Uh-oh.
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Are there any pictures?
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Well, here's one of
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Betty Crocker but they cut
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her off above the onions.
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- Aww.
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- Aww.
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Okay. "Stir in four cups
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bread crumbs.
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"See pages 35 to 37.
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"Two cups chicken stock.
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See pages 46 to 48.
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"One pound pork sausage.
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See pages 78 to 81.."
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Stuffing is highly overrated.
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Hey, mister, what happened
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to the miracle..
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Doo doo doo-do, with
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the horn thing at Thanksgiving?
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If we can get a restaurant
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reservation on Thanksgiving..
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...there's your miracle.
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Right.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Look out. Here comes
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big bad Bikomola.
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Michelle. Michelle.
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Pop a wheelie.
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Pop a wheelie.
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'Alright!'
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See? Taught her
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everything I know.
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Oh.
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Girls, I have a little bad news.
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It's snowing up North
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and grandma can't make it.
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- Aww.
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- Oh, no.
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But don't worry
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because we're gonna go
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to the best restaurant in town
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and have a super great
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Thanksgiving feast.
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Okay, it's quiz time.
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How is Thanksgiving gonna be?
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Super great!
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Ding ding ding ding ding!
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That's correct.
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And now D.J. to tie,
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how is Thanksgiving gonna be?
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[imitates buzzer]
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Time's up.
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What do I win?
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Steph, how could you say
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that sounds "super great?"
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I think the idea stinks.
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Can I change my vote?
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D.J., what's wrong?
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Mom always cooked us
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a home-cooked meal
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for Thanksgiving.
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Don't you think we should
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have Thanksgiving here?
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Yeah, we're just
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a little bit nervous
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about turning all this
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food into something
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that can still be eaten.
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Last year, mom taught me
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how to make her
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picture-perfect pumpkin pie.
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'So I can make that.'
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And I can help.
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And I talked to grandma
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last night on the phone
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and she was gonna put me
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in charge of the turkey anyways
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so I can handle that too.
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If I help.
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D.J., you're right.
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Guys, we can do this.
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I am gonna make that stuffing.
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Alright. And you
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know what, fellas?
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It just so happens I can do
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amazing things with a yam.
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And in many parts of the world
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I am known as Mr. Vegetable.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Uh-huh.
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Give me my kid.
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Oh, I'm feeling the miracle.
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The miracle..
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[trumpet imitation]
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...of Thanksgiving.
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Can you feel it?
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(All)
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We feel it!
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Yes.
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Are you ready?
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(All)
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We're ready!
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Now let's cook.
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[funk music]
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♪ I never met a girl who makes
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me feel the way that you do ♪
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♪ You're alright ♪
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♪ Whenever I'm asked
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who makes my dreams real ♪
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♪ I say that you do ♪
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♪ You're outta sight ♪
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♪ So fee fi fo fum ♪
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♪ Look out baby
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'cause here I come ♪
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♪ I'm makin' you
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a love that's true ♪
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♪ So get ready ♪
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♪ Get ready ♪
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♪ I'm gonna try
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to make you love me too ♪
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♪ So get ready ♪
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♪ So get ready ♪
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♪ 'Cause here I come ♪
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♪ Get ready
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'cause here I come ♪
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♪ Get ready
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'cause here I come ♪
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Alright, girls. Let's go.
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Here we go.
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♪ Ba dum ba dum bump ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪♪
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We should have been
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the new monkees.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the miracle..
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[trumpet fanfare]
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...of Thanksgiving.
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The little miracle that
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who made it all possible, D.J.!
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- Alright, Deej.
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- Thank you.
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I couldn't have done it
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without you guys.
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Okay, guys,
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go carve the turkey.
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Ladies, please be seated
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at our Thanksgiving table.
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Michelle, what
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are they gonna carve?
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Turkey.
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Turkey, turkey,
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turkey, turkey.
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This is so much better
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than a restaurant.
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Yeah. I hate
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those booster seats.
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They squeeze my tush.
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Jess, we got a problem here.
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Let me try.
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[tapping]
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It's frozen.
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I had no idea you two
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were so good in the kitchen.
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'The turkey, the pie.'
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You should open up
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a restaurant and just
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support me the rest of my life.
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[whispering]
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Frozen. It's frozen.
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I'm so glad
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this worked out so perfect.
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Now I wasn't sure
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if I could pull it off
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but it turned out just the way
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mom cooked it last year.
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Do you think she
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would have been proud of me?
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Oh, I'm sure she would
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have been, honey.
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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me a second.
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I'll be right back.
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You two stay right here.
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Is there something
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wrong with my turkey?
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- Uh...no. No.
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- There's, uh..
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No turkey problem here at all.
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- This is a very happy bird.
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- Yeah.
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He's happier than heck to be
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dead right here in our kitchen.
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In fact, I'm just gonna shove
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that sucker back in the oven
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for just a couple
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more minutes.
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Are you sure there's nothing
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wrong with my turkey?
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Oh, of course, honey.
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You know what what a nut I am
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about that extra crispy skin.
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00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,706
Well, dad,
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don't overcook it.
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You don't want it to get dry.
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There's no danger
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of that happening, D.J.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, my gosh!
383
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Someone's at the door.
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'Who's gonna get it?'
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I don't know.
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- Let's all go get it.
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- Let's all go get it.
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Come on, girls,
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let's go see who came
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to visit us on Thanksgiving day.
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Coming.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,692
Must be your friends, Jesse.
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No, not yet. Come in.
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Hi. I'm Paula and this is
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my sister, Alexandra.
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Hi, I'm Danny Tanner
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and these are my kids
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Michelle and D.J. and Stephanie.
402
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:45,872
And that's Jesse and Joey.
403
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- Hi.
404
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- Hi.
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00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,543
- Hi.
406
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,543
- Hi. Who are you?
407
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:54,088
Uh, isn't this 1882, Girard?
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Girard way, avenue,
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street, place, or lane?
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I'm not sure. Uncle Henry
411
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just moved to town.
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Could we use your phone?
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00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,847
We're already late, and this
414
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hot turkey's getting cold.
415
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:08,144
Hot turkey. Sure. Come on in.
416
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There's the phone
417
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right over there.
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Great.
419
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,401
Uh...girls, take Michelle
420
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,529
and go upstairs
421
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and wash your hands.
422
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,988
Why? They're clean.
423
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,948
'Yeah, but they're not
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00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,948
Thanksgiving clean.'
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Go, go, go. Go.
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Men, this is the miracle
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00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:30,584
of thanksgiving.
428
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,587
That turkey was meant for us.
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00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,046
Oh, I've got a feeling
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that may come
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as a surprise
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to the young ladies.
433
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,757
There's only one person
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00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,757
who can convince
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00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,511
these women to stay for dinner.
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I don't know, fellas.
437
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It's gonna be a little rough.
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00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,598
I mean, it would be easier
439
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if it was like, say
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one girl with a chicken
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and on Groundhog's day.
442
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Jesse, just think
443
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of little D.J.'s face
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00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,355
when she goes into
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the kitchen and sees
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00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,773
a turkey ice sculpture
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in the oven.
448
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Alright, okay.
449
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I'll give it a shot.
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But I'm gonna need a few things.
451
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,989
You. You dim the lights.
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00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,700
Joey, go get some drinks.
453
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,993
I'll get us some traditional
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pumpkin margaritas.
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00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,789
- Alright. I'll surprise you.
456
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,789
- Get out of here.
457
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,627
Thank you. I'm really sorry
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if we interrupted your dinner.
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00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,462
Oh, dinner?
460
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,462
What a coincidence!
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00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,255
I was just gonna talk
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00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,255
about dinner.
463
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,090
See, I figured, why spend dinner
464
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,383
over at Uncle Hank's house which
465
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,260
by the way, you can't even find.
466
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,845
When fate has kind of
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00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,845
dropped you and your bird
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00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,474
if you will,
469
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,474
here in our laps?
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00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,393
Because our husbands
471
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,393
wouldn't like it.
472
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,937
Oh.
473
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,815
Ball's in your court.
474
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,443
Uh..
475
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,819
I'll give you $100
476
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,819
for that turkey.
477
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,071
Excuse me?
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125.
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00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,450
You want to buy our turkey?
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00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,618
You bet. 140.
481
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,703
- This is crazy.
482
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- 150.
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00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,330
Let's talk.
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[whistling]
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00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,430
Uh-oh.
486
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,558
Oh.
487
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,850
Oh, no.
488
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,936
[babbling incoherently]
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00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,486
(Jesse)
490
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,486
'Joey!'
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00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,613
[muffled]
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00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,613
Just a minute.
493
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,706
[grunting]
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00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,543
[mumbling]
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00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,670
[screaming]
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00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,924
[screaming]
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00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,098
[imitating siren]
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00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,187
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,565
What planet have we landed on?
500
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,818
I'm not sure but I think
501
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,818
I hear Uncle Henry calling.
502
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,319
- Good luck.
503
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,319
- Wait.
504
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,238
175. You can keep the stuffing.
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00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,489
200.
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00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,283
[screaming]
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00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,328
What is it, Lassie?
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00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,328
What is it, girl?
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00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,372
Did grandpa fall
510
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,372
in the river again?
511
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,878
What?
512
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
513
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,926
- 'Oh, my God.'
514
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,926
- What?
515
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,137
- We can't even see.
516
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,137
- Alright. Be careful.
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00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,139
The thing's on fire.
518
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,143
Oh, my gosh.
519
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,730
I love that crispy skin.
520
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,356
What happened?
521
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,982
It's all my fault, honey.
522
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,651
I just...your turkey
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00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,651
was a little frozen
524
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,695
so I shoved it in the oven
525
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,695
and I-I'm an idiot
526
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,113
I cranked it up all the way.
527
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,115
My turkey was frozen?
528
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,991
D.J., it's all my fault.
529
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,912
It was frozen.
530
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,912
I didn't defrost it enough.
531
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,162
Don't feel bad.
532
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,915
At least we still
533
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,915
can have the pie--
534
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,626
Pie.
535
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463
Tell me that didn't happen.
536
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,298
That didn't happen.
537
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,883
Yes, it did.
538
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:11,262
I ruined mom's
539
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:11,262
picture-perfect pumpkin pie.
540
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,933
And I ruined the turkey.
541
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,604
- I'm gonna go talk to D.J.
542
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,604
- Alright.
543
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,314
[muffled]
544
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,314
And I'll go talk to Stephanie.
545
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,065
Whoa, whoa, wait.
546
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,065
I'll talk to Stephanie.
547
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,777
- Here, you take Michelle.
548
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,777
- Okay.
549
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987
Oh, by the way, you got
550
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987
a bottle stuck on your tongue.
551
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,332
[muffled]
552
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,332
Another miracle..
553
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,420
[imitating trumpet fanfare]
554
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,174
...of Thanksgiving!
555
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,427
Turkey!
556
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,098
Dad, you don't have to tell me.
557
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,393
I know I ruined
558
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,393
Thanksgiving for everyone.
559
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,729
You didn't ruin anything.
560
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,106
I let mom down.
561
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,358
Why?
562
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,360
Because of the turkey?
563
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,822
D.J., mom knew Thanksgiving
564
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,822
wasn't about turkeys.
565
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,782
It's about family
566
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,660
and about being thankful
567
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,660
for what we have.
568
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,996
I'm thankful I've got you.
569
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,122
You're the one who pulled us
570
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,122
all together tonight.
571
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,168
You're just trying
572
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,168
to make me feel better.
573
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,087
- Is it working?
574
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,087
- No.
575
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,341
You think you feel bad.
576
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,341
I feel worse.
577
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,844
- You couldn't.
578
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,844
- Oh, yeah?
579
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,721
Wait till I tell you
580
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,721
what's been going on.
581
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,682
I felt so bad
582
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,682
about your frozen turkey
583
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,227
that I offered those ladies
584
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,227
$200 for theirs.
585
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,521
Dad, that's crazy.
586
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,898
You should've just
587
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,898
told me the truth
588
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,525
and given me the $200.
589
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,612
And that would've
590
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,612
made me feel better.
591
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,742
Thanks for making
592
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,742
me feel better.
593
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,618
You're welcome.
594
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,331
Sometimes you remind me
595
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,331
so much of your mom.
596
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,376
You always have a smile
597
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,376
for me when I need one.
598
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,211
Yeah, well, like mom said
599
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,422
smiles are free,
600
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,422
so give them away.
601
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,346
(Steph)
602
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,346
'Uncle Jesse,
603
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,346
are you still here?'
604
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,556
No, I left.
605
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,140
You can come out
606
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,140
of the closet now.
607
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,769
'Nice try.'
608
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,980
Alright, that's it. I'm coming
609
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,980
in there with you. Look out.
610
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,191
Whoa, ah. Ow.
611
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,571
[grunts]
612
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,155
Hi.
613
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,450
I broke the pie.
614
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,661
Oh, that's alright. People
615
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,661
break things all the time.
616
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,330
It's okay, no big deal.
617
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,330
Everybody makes mistakes.
618
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,083
Not pie mistakes.
619
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252
Even pie mistakes.
620
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252
You know what?
621
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,755
I'm gonna show you a mistake
622
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,755
I made when I was your age.
623
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,548
Hop on my back. Come on, I'll
624
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,548
give you a piggyback ride.
625
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,134
Hop on. There we go.
626
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,177
It's kind of fun
627
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,177
hanging out in the closet.
628
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,263
You don't get out much, do you?
629
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,225
Alright, come here.
630
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,270
Now you settle down here
631
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,270
and be prepared
632
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,188
to be amazed at my stupidity.
633
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,231
Here, come on,
634
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,231
sit on my lap.
635
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,150
- Okay.
636
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,150
- Alright.
637
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,902
Take a look at that.
638
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,278
Who's that goofy-looking guy
639
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,656
with silly hair and big ears?
640
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,160
I don't have big ears.
641
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,621
They're fine now that
642
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,621
your head's bigger.
643
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,458
Why is your hair so lopsided?
644
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,793
Well, that's the thing, see?
645
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,628
When I was five
646
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,628
and your mom was ten
647
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,130
I let her cut my hair
648
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,130
because she said
649
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,798
she was in beauty school.
650
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,634
- And you believed her?
651
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,634
- Well, I said I was five.
652
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,512
I'm five and I
653
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,512
wouldn't fall for that.
654
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,056
Well, maybe you're just
655
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,056
a little smarter than I am.
656
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,183
Huh? You a little
657
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,183
uncle biter, huh?
658
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,854
- Look at this one.
659
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,854
- Oh, yeah.
660
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,271
Hey.
661
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,315
Who's that little girl with you?
662
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,778
That's your mommy.
663
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,280
She's pretty, isn't she?
664
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,907
Yeah.
665
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,451
What's she holding?
666
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,912
Well, in one hand
667
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,912
she's holding her scissors
668
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,581
and in the other hand, she's
669
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,581
holding about 95% of my hair.
670
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,000
[Steph laughing]
671
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,210
Oh, yeah, that's
672
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,210
for Halloween, huh?
673
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,046
Hey. How you guys doing?
674
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,421
- We're cool.
675
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,421
- We're fine.
676
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,965
Let's go have some black turkey
677
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,508
and some pie a la floor.
678
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,721
Okay but can we make a new pie?
679
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,097
Sure, Steph.
680
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,849
I promise not to drop it.
681
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,143
And I promise not to freeze it.
682
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,979
- Okay, let's go.
683
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,979
- Okay.
684
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,313
Come on, let's go eat.
685
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,481
I'm hungry.
686
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,153
You missed a great
687
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,153
thanksgiving, sis.
688
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,615
- You coming?
689
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,615
- Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
690
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,744
Wait, look at this.
691
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,081
I forgot how much the girls look
692
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,081
like Pam when she was their age.
693
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,042
Yeah, right.
694
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,042
Come on, let's go, man.
695
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,086
Wait a second. You wanna talk?
696
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,295
No. Why would I wanna talk?
697
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,295
Come on, let's go.
698
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,424
Jesse, it's okay
699
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,424
if you're hurting.
700
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,509
I'm not hurting,
701
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,509
I'm hungry. I wanna go eat.
702
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,678
Let's go, please.
703
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,304
You know, I hadn't
704
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,304
thought about this
705
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,390
but this must be
706
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,390
real hard on you.
707
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,559
You've spent more Thanksgivings
708
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,559
with Pam than any of us.
709
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,936
Hey, what does it take
710
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,936
to get through to you?
711
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,812
I don't wanna have
712
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,812
this conversation, okay?
713
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,606
So leave me alone.
714
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,400
Okay. Fine.
715
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,527
I'll be just moseying along.
716
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,196
But if you wanna talk..
717
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,864
...you know my home number.
718
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,161
When is it going
719
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,161
to stop hurting, man?
720
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,288
[instrumental music]
721
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,584
I-I keep thinking
722
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,584
the pain's gonna go away
723
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,254
but it doesn't.
724
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,756
When I see pictures of her,
725
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,756
I think of her..
726
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,760
I get this feeling.
727
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,760
This empt..
728
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,973
[sighs]
729
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,601
I know that feeling, Jesse.
730
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,353
And I don't think it ever
731
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,353
completely goes away.
732
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,315
Sometimes it's easier
733
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,152
but on days like this,
734
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,152
it's real hard.
735
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,821
But you don't have to
736
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,821
go through this alone.
737
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,742
I'm missing her, man.
738
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,247
It's, it's hard
739
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,247
for me to talk about it.
740
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:16,376
Talking about it,
741
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:16,376
that's what helps me.
742
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,671
Talking about the memories.
743
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,464
That's what keeps her
744
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,464
in your heart.
745
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,219
- Yeah?
746
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,219
- Yeah.
747
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,893
You know, everybody
748
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,893
knows the story about
749
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,854
how I got my hair
750
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,854
all chopped up and everything
751
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,857
but I bet you don't know
752
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,857
how I retaliated.
753
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,943
Look at this.
754
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,821
Did you ever see your wife
755
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,821
with red, white and blue hair?
756
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,781
I think she looks cute.
757
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:46,866
How'd you do this?
758
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,159
Well, picture this, man.
759
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,576
It was the middle of the night.
760
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,370
Two things of finger-paints
761
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,370
and vanilla pudding.
762
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,456
[laughing]
763
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,876
I was a wicked little
764
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,876
five year old, wasn't I?
765
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,296
I'm glad you're here, Jesse.
766
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,467
Lord, as we gather
767
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,467
this Thanksgiving
768
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,386
we wanna thank you
769
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,386
for this bountiful
770
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,307
yet slightly overcooked,
771
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,307
reheated meal.
772
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,933
(all)
773
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,933
Amen!
774
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,768
But what we're
775
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,768
most thankful for
776
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,562
is being part of a family
777
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,897
who really loves each other.
778
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,606
(all)
779
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,606
Amen!
780
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,234
And god bless my mom and dad
781
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,400
who are in Orange County
782
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,904
with all my dad's
783
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,904
goofy relatives.
784
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,322
(all)
785
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,322
Amen!
786
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,032
And I'd just like to say
787
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,032
that I'm happy
788
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,658
to be a part of this family
789
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:33,453
and God bless my dad
790
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:33,453
and his third wife..
791
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,788
...Janice.
792
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,165
And to my mom who's on a
793
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,666
Thanksgiving gambling junket
794
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,210
to Atlantic City.
795
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,336
7 come 11, mom.
796
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,837
(all)
797
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,837
Amen!
798
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,505
Carve the turkey, dad.
799
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,798
My pleasure.
800
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,343
Okay, who wants
801
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,343
white meat?
802
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,970
- I do. I want some!
803
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,970
- Me.
804
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,181
Scratch the white meat.
805
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,431
We have dark meat
806
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,601
and really dark meat.
807
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,228
- Yeah.
808
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,228
- Yeah.
809
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,355
[theme music]