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The channel 8 action news at

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4:00 will be right back

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with Danny Tanner

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and all the sports.

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You'll see grunting,

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you'll see sweat

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and when

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I'll read the scores.

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We've gone to commercial.

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Great. Thank you, Derek.

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Robin! Hi!

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How'd your interview go?

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Wait. Don't tell me.

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Mr. Morton loved you.

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And you're our new

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field reporter.

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And if you are, are you

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making more money than me?

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[laughs]

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Yeah, right.

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My first reporting job

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making more money than you?

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I haven't even met

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Mr. Morton yet.

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He's still at lunch.

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He is gonna love you.

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to have you here..

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...unless you make

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more money than me.

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(Derek)

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'Tanner.'

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Warriors just

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made a trade.

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I'll be right there.

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Let's move it!

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In a second, Derek.

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Why don't you come over

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for dinner tonight?

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Sounds great. I'll check

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into my hotel and be right--

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Hotel? For my old

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pal Robin? Uh-uh.

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You're checking in

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at the Tanner Hilton.

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I'll put a new paper

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strip over the toilet.

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You'll be all set.

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Tanner, move,

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move, move!

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Derek, do you

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need me for something?

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Have mercy.

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'Michelle,

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look at her.'

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'She's beautiful.'

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Alright, kid.

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Do your thing.

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Alright, Michelle..

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...beam her in.

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Oh! She is so adorable.

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Here she comes, Michelle.

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You're better

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than a Ferrari.

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Hi, there, little angel.

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- Hello.

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- Hello.

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Oh, I was just

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thinking that this

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has got to be the cutest

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little baby I've ever seen.

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Oh, you think she's

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cute now? Watch this.

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[blows a raspberry]

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Go ahead. Try it.

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- Are you sure?

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- 'Yeah, go.'

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- Okay.

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- 'Try it.'

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[blows a raspberry]

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My niece Michelle

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really likes you.

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It's a pleasure to meet..

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...you, Michelle.

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I'm Robin Winslow.

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Oh, Michelle wants you to know

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that my name's Jesse Cochran.

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'What, Michelle?'

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Excuse me a sec.

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I know this is

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kind of embarrassing

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and we just met and all,

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but Michelle thinks

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that the three of us are

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having such a good time

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that maybe the three of us

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for a romantic evening

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of dinner and dancing.

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Oh. Well, listen.

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I've got to get

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settled in tonight

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but if tomorrow

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night's good

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how about maybe

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the three of us

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meeting here

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around 6:00?

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- Darn.

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- Darn?

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Michelle's got tickets to

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the opera tomorrow night.

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But I suppose you and I

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could still go out.

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Well, I don't know.

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Only if it's alright

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with Michelle.

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Oh, it's fin..

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Let me ask.

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Is it okay, Michelle?

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Is it okay?

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Michelle says it's okay.

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So should we seal it

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with a kiss?

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For Michelle, of course.

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Of course.

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Michelle,

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give her a kiss.

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Michelle thinks

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you have beautiful eyes.

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I think Michelle's

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been hanging around

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too many single's bars.

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Bye, Michelle.

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Bye, Jesse.

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Ah-ha-ha-ha!

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What a team.

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(Derek)

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Stand by! On the air

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in 15 seconds!

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Danny, listen. I've got

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an audition for a big gig

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and Joey's running

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the girls around town

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so you have to

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take Michelle.

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Yeah, but I..

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And now, here with

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all the sports

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our very own

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Danny Tanner.

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Hello.

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Uh, I'd like to introduce

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a new addition

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to the sports segment.

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My daughter, Michelle

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Michelle is here to pick

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tonight's NBA winners.

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Okay, honey, who do you

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think is gonna win?

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Do you think The Warriors

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can beat the Nuggets tonight?

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Yes, Michelle picks

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The Warriors.

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By how many points,

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honey? Five points.

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Yes. See that?

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One point, maybe.

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One point.

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Five points.

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Thank you,

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Michelle, The Greek.

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D.J., I remember you

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when you were...that big.

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Do you remember me at all?

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Sure, I do.

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You're the one who..

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...looked like you.

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- Ha ha ha!

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- Right.

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It's okay, Deej.

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You were only five.

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I'm only 5.

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Does that mean I'm

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gonna forget all of this?

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Probably.

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I should be

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taking notes.

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[rice sizzles]

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Now, Michelle,

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if anyone asks you

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I made this dinner

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completely by myself.

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You never saw

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these take-out cartons.

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But I see 'em.

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Ha ha ha! Hi.

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Joey! Joey! Joey!

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Steph, I'm tired

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of getting a hard time

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because I'm not

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the world's greatest cook.

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Don't worry, Joey.

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I'm not the world's

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greatest anything.

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Now, that is not true.

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You are the world's

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greatest Stephanie

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and that's a lot.

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Thanks, Joey.

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And don't worry

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I'll keep your secret.

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But watch her..

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...she's a blabbermouth.

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Okay, why don't you go tell

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everyone I'm almost

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through<i> cooking.</i>

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Okay. Alright. Thank you.

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I'll just get rid

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of the evidence.

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[knock on door]

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Hi, Joey.

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Hi, Jill.

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Yeah, I am just

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cooking up a storm here.

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Is Jesse home yet?

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Jill, are you

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dating Jesse again?

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Yeah, well, we never

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really stopped.

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See, if we don't have a date

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with anybody else

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we sort of have a date

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with each other.

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Unbelievable.

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Even when he doesn't have

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a date, he has a date.

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Go on. Get out of here.

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Hello, everybody.

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Jesse.

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Robin, I'd like you to meet

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my brother-in-law, Jesse.

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Jesse, this is Robin.

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She was a news writer

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at my first station.

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- Hello.

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- Hi.

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- Hi.

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- Hi.

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Any day now, they'll

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get to "Nice to meet you."

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We're going out

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tomorrow, right?

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Absolutely.

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Boy, does he work fast.

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We met at the station.

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Oh. Jesse, I hope

301
00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,514
you don't mind

302
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,017
but I-I invited Robin to

303
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,017
stay here this weekend

304
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,894
and I thought she could

305
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,894
stay in your room.

306
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,109
God bless you.

307
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,526
Of course, that means

308
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,526
you'll be moving in with--

309
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,112
No, no, no, no.

310
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,112
Don't say it.

311
00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,863
Please don't say

312
00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,863
the "J" word.

313
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,782
Ding ding ding! Come on!

314
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,034
Soup's on! Hey, plenty

315
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,034
of grub for everybody!

316
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,078
Hyah! Keep them

317
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,078
doggies rolling!

318
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,415
Go on, grab a beef hoof,

319
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,415
Danny! Go on, hyah!

320
00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,582
Hi, roomie!

321
00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,708
Hi, Jesse.

322
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,210
Hi, Jill.

323
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,754
Hi, Jill?

324
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,754
Hi, Jill!

325
00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,881
Oh, you didn't forget about

326
00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,881
our date tonight, did you?

327
00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,051
Uh, no. No, of course not.

328
00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,051
We're going right now.

329
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,261
Let's go, let's go

330
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,261
get something to eat.

331
00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,929
- Shall we?

332
00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,929
- Wait. Don't go.

333
00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,723
I spent hours cooking

334
00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,723
a delicious Chinese meal.

335
00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,643
Yum! I love Chinese!

336
00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,317
I better check

337
00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,317
on my egg rolls.

338
00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,152
You better protect

339
00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,152
your egg rolls.

340
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,373
Have a seat, roomie!

341
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,420
So, Robin, this

342
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,420
is my friend Jill.

343
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,048
Jill, this is my

344
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,048
other friend Robin.

345
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,175
Yes, friends

346
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,175
meeting friends

347
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,634
having a nice,

348
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,634
friendly dinner

349
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,970
of friendship, if you will.

350
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,138
Jill and I

351
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,138
have already met

352
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,723
but it's nice to

353
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,723
meet you again.

354
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,016
In fact,

355
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,016
Jill was telling me

356
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,101
that you two have

357
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,101
a date tonight.

358
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,145
Yeah, can you believe

359
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,145
he got off this cheap?

360
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:26,107
But he's so cute.

361
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:26,107
How could you not love him?

362
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,239
So, let's see what

363
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,239
Joseph's cooked up

364
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,366
for us tonight, shall we?

365
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,366
Oh, look at this food.

366
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,700
- Joey, it smells great.

367
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,700
- Mmm.

368
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,370
- Mmm.

369
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,370
- It is good.

370
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,038
Thank you, I guess

371
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,038
that's the last we'll hear

372
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,623
about Joey being a bad cook.

373
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,501
You know, it tastes

374
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,501
a little like the<i> Lo mien</i>

375
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,794
at Uncle Wu's

376
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,794
Chinese palace.

377
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,047
- Mm-hmm.

378
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,047
- Yes, it does.

379
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,091
Except it's much better.

380
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,843
Thank you, Stephanie.

381
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,182
So sweetie, what movie

382
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,182
should we see tonight?

383
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,809
Uh-uh...we-we'll decide

384
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,809
on the way.

385
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,646
So, D.J., how was

386
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,646
your day at school?

387
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,856
Fine.

388
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,902
Uh, uh, Steph, h-how was your

389
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,902
day at school today?

390
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,153
Fine.

391
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,658
Normally, you can't

392
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,658
shut 'em up.

393
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,453
Daniel, you have

394
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,453
an exciting career.

395
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,079
How was your day

396
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,079
at work today?

397
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,330
Fine.

398
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,709
Mmm, this food is yum.

399
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,045
You know, Jesse and I met

400
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,045
in a Chinese restaurant.

401
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,965
I don't think they wanna

402
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,965
hear about that, Jill.

403
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,258
Oh, I'd love to.

404
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,759
Now she talks.

405
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:36,761
Well, Jesse came in to pick up

406
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,389
a take-out order

407
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,389
with baby Michelle.

408
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,433
There's something

409
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,433
about a man with a baby

410
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,518
that's so sexy

411
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,147
and so...hard to resist.

412
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,816
Oh, it's becoming easier.

413
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,070
You use my baby to meet women?

414
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,242
Michelle, tomorrow you're coming

415
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,242
with<i> me</i> to the market.

416
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,831
Once Jesse got me to kiss

417
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,831
the baby, I was hooked.

418
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,086
Really? Did you blow

419
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,086
on her tummy too?

420
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,964
Yeah, the first time I met her.

421
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,591
How did you know?

422
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,218
[chuckles]

423
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,218
Just some crazy hunch.

424
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,016
Uncle Jesse, is the food

425
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,016
too spicy for you?

426
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,351
No, why?

427
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,810
Because you're

428
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,810
sweating bullets.

429
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,730
[instrumental music]

430
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,900
(Robin)

431
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,900
'And turning to local news'

432
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,194
substantial rainfall at

433
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,029
key northern watersheds

434
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,029
has eliminated the--

435
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,572
- Hello! Hello! Hello!

436
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,572
- Hey, Jess.

437
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,199
Hope I'm not

438
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,199
interrupting anything.

439
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,450
Oh, not at all,

440
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,450
Robin and I were

441
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,951
just working on

442
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,951
her audition piece.

443
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,453
Great. Listen, this will

444
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,453
just take a few minutes.

445
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,455
I need to talk to Robin

446
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,455
privately, please.

447
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,540
Sounds like my cue.

448
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,749
Uh, no, Danny, don't go.

449
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:52,128
Jesse, if this is about Jill

450
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:52,128
there's nothing to explain.

451
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,505
Yes, there is,

452
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,505
I want you to know that

453
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,839
there's nothing between us.

454
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,007
Jesse, we just met!

455
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,551
There is no reason in the world

456
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,594
why you should feel bad

457
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,594
about having a date tonight.

458
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,555
Great, so we're still

459
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,555
going out tomorrow night?

460
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,097
Well, you know, I've been

461
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,097
thinking about this

462
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,599
and it's probably

463
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,599
not a good idea.

464
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,060
I should be focusing

465
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,060
on my career.

466
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,313
Did I hear you say you're

467
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,313
breaking our date?

468
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,523
Did I just hear Michelle?

469
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,400
Danny, don't go.

470
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,400
Yes, Jesse.

471
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,320
I'm sorry, but I am.

472
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,320
I'm breaking our date.

473
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,531
- No.

474
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,531
- Yes.

475
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,865
No.

476
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,492
Yes.

477
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,827
Jesse, she's breaking the date.

478
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,413
No.

479
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,956
(together)

480
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,956
Yes.

481
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,749
The truth is, seeing you

482
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,749
and Jill together

483
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,545
it made me realize I've

484
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,545
been out with you before.

485
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,088
Not in this life.

486
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,591
Oh, I..

487
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,591
In a past life.

488
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:41,720
We doubled with Shirley Maclaine

489
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:41,720
and King Tut, right?

490
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,221
Okay, that was very cute.

491
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,889
See, I'm cute now.

492
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,889
You think I'm cute now.

493
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,934
I am adorable on

494
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,934
a date. Tell her.

495
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,311
He's a fox.

496
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,064
What I meant is,

497
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,064
I've been out with..

498
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,566
...your type before

499
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,568
and it always gets me

500
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,568
into trouble, Jesse.

501
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,069
Oh, I'm a type!

502
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,862
I'm sure there's someplace

503
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,862
else I have to be.

504
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,699
Sit down!

505
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,159
You don't wanna miss this. She's

506
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,159
about to tell me about my type.

507
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,621
Go ahead, go ahead.

508
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,621
Type away.

509
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,913
Alright.

510
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,041
I'll tell you exactly

511
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,041
what your type is.

512
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,502
You're the guitar-playing,

513
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,502
leather-wearing

514
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,921
Elvis-loving,

515
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,921
motorcycle-riding

516
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,757
girl-chasing,

517
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,757
blow-drying

518
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:22,385
baby-toting tough-guy type.

519
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:22,385
How's that?

520
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,471
Lucky guess.

521
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,846
- But you got me.

522
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,846
- Yeah.

523
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,724
'You got me on that one.'

524
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,101
Robin, sit down.

525
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,103
See, I'm other types too. I'm..

526
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,606
I'm-I'm the romantic type.

527
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,192
I'm, uh,

528
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,192
I'm the compassionate type.

529
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,028
I'm the type that's

530
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,028
attracted to your type.

531
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,448
Really?

532
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,035
Is anyone aware of the fact

533
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,035
that I'm still in the room?

534
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,579
- Excuse me.

535
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,579
- Uh, Danny.

536
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,998
Don't you dare leave now.

537
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,208
Jesse, there's one more

538
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,208
thing about your type.

539
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,834
I will take bets

540
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,834
that you have not had

541
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,420
a relationship last

542
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,420
for more than 3 months.

543
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,463
Am I right or am I right?

544
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,838
- Wrong!

545
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,838
- Wrong?

546
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,090
Wrong, I was madly in love

547
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,090
with this girl named

548
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,884
Sharon...uh, Sharon.

549
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,553
- Edwards.

550
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,553
- Edwards. Sharon Edwards.

551
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,929
I was madly in love

552
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,929
with Sharon Edwards

553
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,682
for four beautiful months.

554
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,350
I remember her.

555
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,268
Didn't she spend two of those

556
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,268
beautiful months in Europe?

557
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,562
Get out. Get out.

558
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,562
Get out of here!

559
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,773
Yes, I can leave now. Ha! Ha!

560
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,856
I'm off now to patch up

561
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401
that pesky Iran-Iraq squabble.

562
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,824
[sighs]

563
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,074
The truth?

564
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,662
I'm afraid of

565
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,662
getting hurt again.

566
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,289
Guys like you and I,

567
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,289
we never work out

568
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,625
because we're totally

569
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,625
different people.

570
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,752
Yes, but Robin, that's

571
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,752
the exciting part.

572
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,420
That's the beauty

573
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,420
of this thing.

574
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,049
We're like...like fire

575
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,049
and ice, you and me.

576
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,176
Do you know what you get

577
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,176
with fire and ice?

578
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,095
Yeah...steam.

579
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,684
A puddle!

580
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,684
Goodnight, Jesse.

581
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,143
Well, that's it. I'm not

582
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,143
taking no for an answer.

583
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,812
I'm not going out

584
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,812
with you. Goodnight.

585
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,313
But thank you very much for

586
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,313
letting me use your room.

587
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,981
I'm kicking you

588
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,981
out of your own room.

589
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,192
- Oh, thank you very much.

590
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,192
- You're welcome very much.

591
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,863
And don't touch

592
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,863
any of my records!

593
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,280
Hi.

594
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,660
We were just, uh..

595
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,828
...talking and--

596
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,162
Oh, it's-it's none

597
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,162
of our business.

598
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,873
We were all just

599
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,873
passing in the hall

600
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,584
at the exact same time.

601
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,044
Uncle Jesse, you

602
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,044
really like her, huh?

603
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,088
No, I don't like her.

604
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,383
I'll admit at first there was

605
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,383
a wee bit of an attraction.

606
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:31,013
[sighs]

607
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:31,013
Yes, I really like her.

608
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,515
This is the worst

609
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,515
breakup ever

610
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,142
in my whole entire life.

611
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,977
And I haven't even been

612
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,977
out with her yet.

613
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193
[instrumental music]

614
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,572
Fellas, look. I'm alright.

615
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,867
It's over. Her loss.

616
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,867
I'm moving on.

617
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,952
You can't fool your roomie.

618
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,329
Joseph, why

619
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,329
don't you believe me?

620
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,956
Because you were up

621
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,956
almost the whole night

622
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,751
singing "Heartbreak Hotel"

623
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,751
in your sleep.

624
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,086
Jesse, you always rush

625
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,086
into everything.

626
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,421
Why don't you

627
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,421
just slow down?

628
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,132
Let her get to know you.

629
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,132
Be her friend first.

630
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,842
Friends are what

631
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,842
you're forced to become

632
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,427
after you break up.

633
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,888
Look, guys, it doesn't

634
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,888
matter, okay? I'm fine.

635
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,681
Oh, yeah? Is that why

636
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,681
you just served me

637
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,225
the leaning tower

638
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,225
of French toast?

639
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,520
You look thin.

640
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,440
Oh, and I suppose

641
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,440
I'm King Kong Bundy?

642
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,402
You're getting so pretty.

643
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,195
Can I help you

644
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,195
with your nails?

645
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,574
Sure, D.J., just try to stay

646
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,574
above the cuticles, okay?

647
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
Are there any other

648
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
parts on your body

649
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329
that I can help with?

650
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,331
Ah, would you like

651
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,331
to brush my hair?

652
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,335
Alright!

653
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,335
Much better than nails.

654
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,964
When you get the job

655
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,964
and move here..

656
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,966
...you can come visit us

657
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,966
all the time.

658
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,009
And date Uncle Jesse.

659
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,678
Well, I would love to

660
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,678
see the two of you

661
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,053
but you know,

662
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,053
I wouldn't count on me

663
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,597
dating your Uncle Jesse.

664
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,557
You know, David and Maddie

665
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,557
on "Moonlighting"

666
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,685
didn't like each other

667
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,685
at first, either.

668
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,855
Uncle Jesse's

669
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,855
a great catch.

670
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,189
He can sing.

671
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,274
And he gives fun

672
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,274
piggyback rides.

673
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,902
He's got an awesome

674
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,902
head of hair.

675
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,570
And he teaches you to ride

676
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,448
a 2-wheeler without

677
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,448
training wheels.

678
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,450
As long as you don't

679
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,450
ride in the street.

680
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,744
Oh, you know,

681
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,744
you two are so sweet.

682
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,121
I only hope someday that I

683
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,121
have nieces just like you.

684
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,416
Marry Uncle Jesse

685
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,416
and you will.

686
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,626
'Good morning, girls.'

687
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,837
- 'Morning. Morning.'

688
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,837
- Hi, Robin.

689
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,005
Good morning, Jesse.

690
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,130
Come on, girls, I'll

691
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,130
give you a ride

692
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,841
to school in my bug-mobile.

693
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,091
Shotgun!

694
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,927
No fair. I gotta get

695
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,927
my milk money.

696
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,679
Okay. Hurry up, kid.

697
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,679
I'll wait for you.

698
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,599
Ow! Ow! Ow!

699
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,599
Ow! Ow!

700
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,434
What, what, what, what,

701
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,434
what, what, what, what?

702
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,644
Let me see! Let me see!

703
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,644
Let me see!

704
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,731
Aw, uh, uh, oh! You're in luck.

705
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,400
It just so happens that I went

706
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,400
to finger college, okay?

707
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,027
Now in order to

708
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,027
treat your finger

709
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153
I've got to know

710
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153
what color the pain is.

711
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,655
'What you have to do is

712
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,655
close your eyes'

713
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,114
put your finger

714
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,114
on your nose

715
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,158
and that way we can tell

716
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,158
what color the pain is.

717
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,911
Come on, do it.

718
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,911
I'm the finger doctor.

719
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:01,622
Okay, very good.

720
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:01,622
Now, what color is the pain?

721
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,290
It's kind of green.

722
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,210
It's kind of green?

723
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,210
Any other colors?

724
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,587
How about polka dots?

725
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,757
Yeah, there's polka dots.

726
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,757
Blue ones.

727
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,967
Blue ones.

728
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,967
Any stripes?

729
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,093
No stripes.

730
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,511
Oh, good! That's good.

731
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846
Because stripes are dangerous.

732
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639
'Alright, this is

733
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,639
easy to diagnose.'

734
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,559
Nine out of ten doctors

735
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,559
will agree

736
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,604
that we can solve the pain

737
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,604
by opening your eyes

738
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:28,107
and taking your finger

739
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:28,107
off your nose.

740
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,485
It's gone.

741
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,485
Thanks, Uncle Jesse.

742
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,571
Alright. No charge.

743
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,074
We'll put it on your

744
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,074
father's medical insurance.

745
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,785
You're wasting

746
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,785
your time killing bugs.

747
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,202
Come on. I'll give you

748
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,202
a piggyback ride.

749
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,913
Here we go! Here we go!

750
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,913
Here we go! Here we go!

751
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,205
Up!

752
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,750
Good luck today.

753
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,750
What a guy, huh?

754
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,172
And there were no fights

755
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,172
in hockey today.

756
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,508
Finally, Michelle would

757
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,508
like to thank all of you

758
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,510
for your calls asking

759
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,510
her to be a regular

760
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,972
on the 4 o'clock sports.

761
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,599
Yesterday, Michelle

762
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,599
picked the warriors by five.

763
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,225
And son of a gun.

764
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,687
Son of a gun if they

765
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,687
didn't win 106-101.

766
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,816
But I'm afraid Michelle

767
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,816
is retiring as odds maker.

768
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,944
That's right, to resume her

769
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,944
former career of eating

770
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,529
learning to talk, and burping.

771
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,074
[laughs]

772
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,283
Well, that's sports.

773
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,452
This is Danny

774
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,452
and Michelle Tanner

775
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,371
saying bye-bye

776
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,371
and bye-bye.

777
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,957
So long, San Francisco..

778
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,708
...until 6:00. See you then.

779
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,085
(Derek)

780
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,085
'We're off the air.'

781
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,046
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

782
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,756
Jesse, thanks for

783
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,756
picking up Michelle.

784
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,842
No problem. Everybody

785
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,842
has a purpose in life.

786
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,094
Mine is chauffeuring

787
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,094
around little babies.

788
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,220
- Keep up the good work.

789
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,220
- Okay.

790
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,348
"Substantial rainfall

791
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,348
in key northern watersheds

792
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,683
"has eliminated the threat

793
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,683
of cutbacks

794
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,059
"in water deliveries next year

795
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,519
"to municipal

796
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,519
and industrial users

797
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,395
in northern California.

798
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,395
Now, what does this--"

799
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,565
Hi! Hi!

800
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,192
What? What is it, Jesse?

801
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,820
Well, Michelle was

802
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,820
just, uh, saying

803
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,279
how interesting it was.

804
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,406
Don't do that Michelle

805
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,406
business, please.

806
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,908
You didn't like it. Be honest.

807
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,872
How do I say this without

808
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,872
hurting your feelings?

809
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,373
It put me to sleep.

810
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,792
That's not how you'd say it.

811
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,253
Robin, you have something

812
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,253
special inside you.

813
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,965
You gotta let it out.

814
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,965
You gotta show some energy.

815
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,635
Auditions scare me to death.

816
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,054
You have to have fun,

817
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,054
I mean, you know?

818
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,181
You have to have fun,

819
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,181
like the kid.

820
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,476
You can't be afraid

821
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,476
to get crazy.

822
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,020
Let me show you. Let me show you

823
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,020
What I'm talking about? Here.

824
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,523
- Okay.

825
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,523
- Hold the baby. Come here.

826
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,691
It's gotta be

827
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,691
something like this.

828
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,901
Okay.

829
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,155
Hello, San Francisco.

830
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,155
How the heck are you?

831
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,033
Jesse Cochran here,

832
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,033
for the channel<i> ocho</i> news.

833
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,785
Today's top story is

834
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,785
wet and wild. Get this.

835
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,370
"There has been

836
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,370
substantial rainfall

837
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,040
in key northern watersheds."

838
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,040
What does that mean?

839
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,584
No more having to beg for

840
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,584
water in restaurants.

841
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,087
Take longer showers.

842
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,087
Wash your car every day.

843
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,881
And hey, yank that brick out

844
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,881
of the toilet, huh?

845
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,425
San Francisco,

846
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,425
the good life is back.

847
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,178
We've got water

848
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,178
coming out our ears!

849
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,470
"For municipal

850
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,470
and industrial users

851
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,432
"in Northern California,

852
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,432
have mercy.

853
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,185
You see? That's it.

854
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,185
You've got to laugh.

855
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,561
You've got to smile.

856
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,438
That's what you have to

857
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,438
put into your audition.

858
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,398
'We've got to beef up

859
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,398
security in here.'

860
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,110
'Miss Winslow, you're on.'

861
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,779
She's beautiful. She's

862
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,779
intelligent. She's charming.

863
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,447
Everything that I

864
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,447
want in a newswoman.

865
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,491
Ladies and gentlemen, may I

866
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,491
present Miss Robin Winslow.

867
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,786
Give me the kid.

868
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,246
Thank you, young man..

869
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,456
...whoever he was.

870
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,456
I don't know.

871
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,711
Hello, San Francisco.

872
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,711
This is Robin Winslow.

873
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,296
Channel Eight news.

874
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,840
"Substantial rainfall

875
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,840
in key northern watersheds

876
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,092
"has eliminated..

877
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,722
To Robin, Channel Eight's

878
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,722
newest field reporter.

879
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,683
(together)

880
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,683
Alright!

881
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,187
And to all of you for

882
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,187
all of your help, thank you.

883
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,688
You're welcome.

884
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,440
What did you do?

885
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,691
I don't know.

886
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,568
But when somebody

887
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,568
says thank you

888
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,362
you're supposed to

889
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,362
say, "you're welcome."

890
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,656
Jesse, can I

891
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,656
have a word with you?

892
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,117
Sure. Will you excuse us?

893
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,953
You're excused.

894
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,953
I love being polite.

895
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,712
I just wanted to thank you

896
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,712
for all your help.

897
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,506
Hey, I'm happy to do it.

898
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,258
Which part helped you

899
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,258
out the most?

900
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,052
Oh, I'd have to say it was

901
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,052
your insane newscast.

902
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,429
It was so awful,

903
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,429
it made me look terrific.

904
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,849
That was all part of my plan.

905
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,268
I was wrong about you.

906
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,561
You're different than all the

907
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,561
other "yous" I've dated before

908
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,438
but do you know

909
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,438
what I like most?

910
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,815
Hmm. Let's see.

911
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,692
How about my love

912
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,692
for adventure?

913
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,236
Uh, the way I live

914
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,236
my life on the edge?

915
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,530
Your strong

916
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,530
maternal instincts.

917
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,699
The words I've been

918
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,699
dying to hear from a woman.

919
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:52,246
Oh, boy, how

920
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:52,246
did this happen?

921
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,623
I never even used to like kids

922
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,623
until I talked to one.

923
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,667
Well, you've got

924
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,667
a terrific family here.

925
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,045
Those girls really adore you.

926
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,797
And I'm beginning to see why.

927
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,465
Listen, Robin, I'm

928
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,465
not the type of guy

929
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,927
that just rushes

930
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,927
into relationships, okay?

931
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,555
I think you and I

932
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,555
should become friends.

933
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,890
I'd like that.

934
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,726
Good. So we'll just

935
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,726
be friends. Period.

936
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,935
You've got it, buddy.

937
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,355
Alright, pal.

938
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,607
But listen, now if you want to

939
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:20,607
go beyond this friendship thing

940
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,151
you're gonna have to

941
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,151
make the first move, okay?

942
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,111
'cause it's not gonna be me.

943
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,197
I understand that.

944
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,324
Let's get back

945
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,324
to the party. Come on.

946
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,534
Robin, I'm curious,

947
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,534
if you did happen

948
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,119
to make that first move,

949
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,119
what would it be?

950
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,412
I mean, I-I would

951
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,412
hate to miss it.

952
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,375
Trust me, if I made

953
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,375
a move, you'd know it.

954
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,876
Okay, pal?

955
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,087
Okay, little buddy.

956
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,469
Was that a move?

957
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,846
Did your toes curl?

958
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,182
Yeah. Does that mean

959
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,182
you're making a move?

960
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,018
No, when I make a move..

961
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,812
...everything curls.

962
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,025
Have mercy!

963
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,826
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