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[Jesse Frederick singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paper boy evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get
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to livin' here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This old world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a place ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're
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lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪
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♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[buzzing]
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Okay, honeybees.
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Let's all be seated.
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Who knows what today is?
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(together)
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Me.
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Stephanie.
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Today's the start
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of the honeybee honey drive.
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Very good, Stephanie.
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Thank you.
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Joey, as honorary
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queen bee
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will you pass out
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the sample honey?
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Linda, I would
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be delighted.
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I know our hive is gonna
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raise lots of money
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for underprivileged children
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and the honeybee
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who sells the most honey
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will win this
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special grand prize.
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(together)
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Oh, wow!
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- Uh, Steph.
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- Stephanie.
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Steph.
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- Steph. Steph.
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- Steph.
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Yeah.
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You haven't won
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the bike yet, Steph.
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Yet. That seat was
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made for my tush.
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I would like to introduce
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a young lady
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who holds the record
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for selling 725 jars of honey.
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A honeybee legend,
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I might add.
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Let's put your wings
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together for D.J. Tanner.
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Alright!
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[children cheering]
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Thank you, honeybees.
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Ah, memories.
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Honeybees, any kid can sell
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raffle tickets for a color TV.
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But to unload this stuff
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you gotta work
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your little stinger off.
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(D.J.)
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'So what are you gonna do?'
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Sell! Let me hear it.
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(together)
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Sell! Sell! Sell!
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Hello.
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Attack!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hold it.
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Been wiping out bugs
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all day.
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A few more
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won't make a difference.
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You! See me later.
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[chuckles]
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Sure, yuk it up.
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It just so happens that
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I am an honorary queen bee.
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Joseph, this is
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no news to me.
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What's this?
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Uh, it's a tree house.
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It's from your mom.
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My mom always sends me
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the dopiest gifts.
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I think it's for Michelle.
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Hi, guys.
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Are the honeybees here?
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I didn't miss them,
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did I?
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Yes, the honeybees
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are still here.
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And more importantly,
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I believe
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so is their
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hive mother, Linda.
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Linda?
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Jesse...my daughter
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is a honeybee
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and uh..
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...Linda just happens
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to be her hive mother.
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She also happens to be
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very pretty and very divorced.
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[chuckles]
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And you happen to
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like her, don't you?
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Purely as an insect.
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Face it, man,
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you're smitten.
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I am not smitten.
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I know smitten.
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You are smut.
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Danny, why don't you
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just ask her out?
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It's obvious you're ready
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to start dating again.
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I don't know.
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You think it's been
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enough time?
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Danny, it's been
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a year since Pam died.
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I don't think you should feel
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bad about seeing other people.
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I think it's okay.
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Yeah, but dating?
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I haven't been on a date since
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I took Pam to the senior prom.
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I don't even remember
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how to ask a girl out.
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Same way you asked
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my sister out.
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How'd you do that?
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Well, Joey asked
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her out for me.
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This Joey?
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Joey was, uh,
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sort of my expert on romance.
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This Joey?
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It just so happens that
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I have a way with women.
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Yes, you take one look
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at them and they run away.
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Excuse me.
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Daniel, listen.
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You're a reasonably
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semi-attractive young man.
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You've been living
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with me long enough.
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I think something
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must have rubbed off.
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Go in there, be bold
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be confident,
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and ask that girl out.
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And don't come back
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until you got a date.
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That's right. Go!
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You're right.
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I can do this.
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- Is my cowlick sticking up?
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- Yeah, go on.
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Go on! Go.
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- Oh, Linda, hi.
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- Hi, Danny.
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What a nice surprise?
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I forgot the honeybees
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were even meeting today.
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Well, we're just
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wrapping things up.
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Okay, why don't you all
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buzz into the car?
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Thanks so much for letting
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us use your house again.
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Anytime. Mi hive is su hive.
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[both laughing]
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Mr. Tanner, will you
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please buy some honey?
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Sweetheart, come here.
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Yes, mommy?
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Oh, I think Mr. Tanner
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will be buying
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his honey
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from Stephanie.
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You know you can never
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have too many jars of honey.
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Sign me up
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for three jars.
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- Thanks, Mr. Tanner.
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- You're welcome.
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I don't believe this.
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I must be dreaming.
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Daddy, I need that bike.
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Sweetheart, I'm gonna
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buy from you too.
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I tell you what.
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I'll take ten jars.
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Ten jars? Oh--
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Only ten?
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Dad, you just bought three
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from the competition.
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This sweet young child
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is your own flesh and blood.
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- Fifteen jars?
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- Twenty.
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- Seventeen.
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- Deal.
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Now, that's how
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you set records, kid.
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You just bought
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20 jars of honey.
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That's nothing.
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When D.J. set the record,
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I bought 112.
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I built a honey cellar
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downstairs.
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[laughs]
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You know, you're
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really a great dad.
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Well, I've got the kids
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waiting in the car.
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Linda, wait. Um..
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Do you, uh..
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You ever go
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to the movies?
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Sure. I love movies.
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No kidding? Me too.
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It's a small world.
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Two people who love movies
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living in the same city.
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It's amazing.
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Where was I?
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I think you were kind of
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working up the courage
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to ask me out.
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Right.
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I'm still workin' on it.
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Danny, I've got
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a car full of bees.
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But I've got two tickets
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to a modern art exhibit tonight.
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I mean, I'd love for you to be
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my guest if I can find a sitter.
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- Jesse and Joey can do it.
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- Great.
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Then, uh, we can have
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dinner too.
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My treat.
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Pick you up around seven?
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- Okay?
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- Okay.
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It's a date?
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- It's a date.
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- Great.
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I have a date tonight.
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I have a date tonight.
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I have a date tonight.
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I have a date tonight!
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I have a date tonight.
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And why not?
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Alright, Michelle, when we
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put together this dream house
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it's gonna make Benny,
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the dishrag look like..
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...he'll look like a dishrag.
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Hi, guys.
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What's happenin'?
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You tell us.
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Well, uh, I'd like to
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but, uh, I have to get ready
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for my date tonight!
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Daniel, my man!
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Alright!
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You did what
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I told you, right?
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You were in there,
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you were bold
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you were confident,
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you asked her out
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and she said yes, right?
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No, I was shy
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and I was awkward
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and she asked me out
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and I said yes.
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- No!
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- Yes.
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She's treating me to dinner
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and to an art exhibit.
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00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,629
She's paying?
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How does this shy
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and awkward thing work?
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Danny, you're gonna
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go out tonight
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and you're gonna
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have a great time.
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That's right, and we're
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gonna watch the girls for ya.
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The girls.
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How am I gonna tell
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D.J. and Stephanie
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that their father is
336
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,687
going out on a date?
337
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Any ideas?
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(together)
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Mm.
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00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,026
Uh..
341
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,319
Well, uh..
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00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,571
Uh, tell him, Joseph.
343
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,573
- Trust your instincts.
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- That's right. Good thinking.
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Trust your instincts
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and, uh, uh
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tell them exactly
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what they need to know
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but nothing more. Nothing..
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- Just tell them that.
351
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- I like that, Jesse.
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- I like that.
353
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- Yeah, thanks very much.
354
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Uh, listen to what they say,
355
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and respond accordingly.
356
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Right. Accordingly
357
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respond to what they say
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and most importantly,
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be their father!
360
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Yeah.
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You don't have a clue how
362
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,719
to handle this, do you?
363
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I don't know what
364
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:55,762
I'm talking about.
365
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,097
Yeah, I don't either.
366
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,436
Michelle?
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You'll tell your sisters
368
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,604
for me, won't you?
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00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,482
Ah, thank you, honey.
370
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,900
You take all
371
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,900
the pressure off.
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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,902
Give me a kiss.
373
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,488
Thanks.
374
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,459
If you want that bike,
375
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,459
you got to be a salesman
376
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,751
like this.
377
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,963
Hi, my name's
378
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,963
Stephanie Tanner.
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I'm a honeybee, and we're
380
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raising money for needy kids.
381
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Jars of honey make
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wonderful birthday gifts
383
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,138
and your purchase
384
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,138
is tax-deductible
385
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,599
talk about
386
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,599
a honey of a deal.
387
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,725
That was awesome.
388
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,810
Hey, girls.
389
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,103
Go for it.
390
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,607
Hi, daddy.
391
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,607
I'm Stephanie Tanner
392
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,318
and this honey
393
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,318
is tax duckbills.
394
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,028
Happy birthday.
395
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,782
Sweetheart, I bought
396
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,782
17 jars from you already.
397
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,742
Deej, take your sister
398
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,869
and sit down,
399
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,869
because right now
400
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,289
I wanna have a little talk
401
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,289
with my three girls
402
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,250
about something
403
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,250
very important.
404
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,170
Tonight, your father
405
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,170
is going on a..
406
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,922
'uh..'
407
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,633
You know, let me
408
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,633
have two more jars.
409
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,968
Great!
410
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,805
You girls, you like Julie's mom,
411
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,805
Mrs. Stratton, don't you?
412
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,015
Sure.
413
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,017
She's a nice hive mother.
414
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,020
Well, great. Because tonight,
415
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,020
Julie's mom and I are..
416
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,272
'We're, um..'
417
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,316
Make it four more jars.
418
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,691
I'm getting good
419
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,691
at this.
420
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,070
I better just say this
421
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,070
before I go broke.
422
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,824
Julie's mom and I
423
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,824
are going out tonight.
424
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,784
Oh, boy!
425
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,784
Where are we going?
426
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,248
No, angel, it's just me
427
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,248
and Julie's mom.
428
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,669
Why can't we go?
429
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,212
Steph, you don't get it.
430
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,505
They're going on a date.
431
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,131
Dad doesn't want us there.
432
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,715
They want to be alone.
433
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,177
Uh, D.J., wait!
434
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,471
It's not that we
435
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,471
want to be alone.
436
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,890
We just, we wanna get
437
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,890
to know each other.
438
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,143
Well, dad, couldn't you
439
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,143
just stay home with us?
440
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:11,231
Um, I need you to, uh,
441
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:11,231
help me with my homework.
442
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,733
And Stephanie probably needs
443
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,733
you too, right, Steph?
444
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,069
I guess so.
445
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,991
Daddy, if you go
446
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,991
on a date tonight
447
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,536
is Julie's mommy
448
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,536
gonna be our new mommy?
449
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,996
Your new mommy?
450
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,999
Of course not.
451
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,253
You know,
452
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,253
people go out on dates
453
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,046
and they don't get married.
454
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,049
You understand that,
455
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,049
don't you?
456
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,843
I don't know.
457
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,596
I'm not sure
458
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,596
what's going on.
459
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,972
I'll tell you exactly
460
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,972
what's going on.
461
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,267
We need dad here,
462
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,267
and he's leaving.
463
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,228
Why don't I just, uh
464
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:54,148
change my plans and-and stay
465
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:54,148
with you three girls, then?
466
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,860
For the rest of my life.
467
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,697
[instrumental music]
468
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,496
Hi, Linda,
469
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,496
yeah, it's Danny.
470
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,916
Look, I feel real
471
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,916
uncomfortable about this
472
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,502
but, uh, I have to
473
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,502
cancel out on our date.
474
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,339
I-I'm starting to feel like
475
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,339
it's too soon for this.
476
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,967
Thanks for understanding.
477
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,344
Yeah. Bye.
478
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,766
(Jesse)
479
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,766
'What happened?'
480
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,268
I thought you were
481
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,268
ready to start dating.
482
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,981
I was, until I saw the looks
483
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,981
on those girls' faces.
484
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,691
Although Michelle
485
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,691
took it pretty well.
486
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,571
You think I should have kept
487
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,571
my date with Linda, don't you?
488
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,365
- Yes, I do.
489
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,365
- I agree with him.
490
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,409
Who said that?
491
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,827
Look, Daniel,
492
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,827
yes, it is hard on
493
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,371
the girls, man,
494
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,371
but they love you.
495
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,748
They'll learn
496
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,748
to deal with it.
497
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,542
I just think my dating
498
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,542
will be so much easier
499
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,919
once the girls
500
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,919
are away at college.
501
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255
Oh, yeah,
502
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255
you'll be pushing 50
503
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,007
hanging out
504
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,007
at singles bars.
505
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,635
[imitates old man]
506
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,635
Hi, Danny Tanner.
507
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,136
Uh, Capricorn.
508
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,681
You wanna hold my teeth?
509
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,185
Danny, this is always
510
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,185
gonna be a tough situation.
511
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,061
But do you wanna keep
512
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,061
postponing your life?
513
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,190
Well, no.
514
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,525
Danny, the decision
515
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,525
is yours.
516
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,027
What do you really
517
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,027
wanna do?
518
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,570
I really wanna
519
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,570
go out with Linda.
520
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,322
- Now you're talking!
521
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,322
- There you go.
522
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,865
- Lay it down.
523
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,865
- Alright.
524
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,991
Come on, Joseph.
525
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,991
Get the stuff.
526
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,493
Okay.
527
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,750
Hi, Linda?
528
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,750
Uh, Danny here.
529
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,251
Did someone call you before
530
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,754
sayin' it was too soon
531
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,754
for me to start dating?
532
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,423
I thought so.
533
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,302
Linda, that was my evil
534
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,302
twin brother, Manny Tanner.
535
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,683
If it's not too late, I'd
536
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,683
really like to see you tonight.
537
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,017
Great. So you'll
538
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,017
pick me up--
539
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,435
- Hi, dad.
540
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,435
- Hi, dad!
541
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,687
Can you hold on
542
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,687
a second?
543
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,522
Hi, girls.
544
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,107
Dad, we were talking,
545
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,107
and it was so nice of you
546
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,776
to cancel your date for us.
547
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,320
We wanna thank you by
548
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,320
taking you out for ice cream.
549
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,281
Our treat.
550
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,742
Because you're
551
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,742
a great dad.
552
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,535
And we love you
553
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,535
so much.
554
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,080
Thanks. I love you too.
555
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,669
- Thanks, dad.
556
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,669
- Thanks, dad.
557
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,923
This is Manny Tanner,
558
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,923
the evil twin.
559
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,678
Something's come up, and, uh,
560
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,678
Danny can't make it tonight.
561
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,139
He's really very sorry,
562
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,139
and, uh, he'll call you later..
563
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,058
...if I let him.
564
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,018
Bye.
565
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,440
[instrumental music]
566
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,862
You, uh, might wanna use
567
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,862
wing nut 34.
568
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,280
Tch-tch.
569
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,202
♪ Ooh wah doo doo
570
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,202
wing nut 34 ♪
571
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,414
♪ Be bop doo ba doo
572
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,414
wa doo dah.. ♪♪
573
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,749
Would you?
574
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,794
Are you sure don't
575
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,794
wanna take one look
576
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,128
at the instructions?
577
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,590
Joseph, do not
578
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,590
question the master.
579
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,135
This is quite simple,
580
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,135
my friend.
581
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,387
There is a roof,
582
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,387
there is a floor
583
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,473
there are legs,
584
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,473
there is this part..
585
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,853
...which is obviously
586
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,853
bonus firewood.
587
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,522
Do you guys wanna come with
588
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,522
dad and us for ice cream?
589
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,024
Uh, girls, we have
590
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,024
a better idea.
591
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,153
Yeah, why don't we take you
592
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:27,153
girls out for ice cream
593
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,697
so your daddy can go
594
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,697
to that art exhibit?
595
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,741
Because that idea stinks.
596
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,117
Right, Steph?
597
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,702
Maybe. Who knows?
598
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,664
I've been
599
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,664
confused all day.
600
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,916
Look, I know you're worried
601
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,916
about your dad dating again
602
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,668
but I think I know
603
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,668
how you feel.
604
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,127
How would you know?
605
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,295
Well..
606
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,342
You see, I was only six
607
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,342
when my parents got divorced
608
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,051
and I wasn't very happy
609
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,179
when my mom started
610
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,179
to date again.
611
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,139
Well, my grandma
612
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,139
used to come and babysit
613
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,977
and she used to pinch
614
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,977
my cheeks so hard..
615
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,645
Just tell the story, huh?
616
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,066
Anyway, I got used
617
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,066
to my mom dating again
618
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,193
and she was much happier
619
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,153
because she wasn't
620
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,153
so lonely.
621
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,866
You think dad's lonely?
622
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,451
Yes, I do.
623
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,995
You know what, girls?
624
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,997
I think your dad
625
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,997
would be very happy
626
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,999
if he could go
627
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,999
on that date tonight.
628
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,042
I want dad
629
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,042
to be happy.
630
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,502
I do too.
631
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,171
Come on, D.J.,
632
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,171
let's go talk to daddy.
633
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:34,094
Alright. Done, Joseph.
634
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:34,094
Without instructions.
635
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,596
Looking good.
636
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,224
Come on, I'll build
637
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,224
the master a club sandwich.
638
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,475
Alright.
639
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,665
Coming, master?
640
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,418
Yeah, yeah.
641
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,627
I'm, uh..
642
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,006
Yes, of course I'm coming.
643
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,637
Nice suit.
644
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,223
Did you get that
645
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,223
from a realtor?
646
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,189
Steph, before we go talk
647
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:27,189
to dad, come with me.
648
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,655
What's wrong?
649
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,908
I don't know about this.
650
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,786
But you said you wanted
651
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,786
daddy to be happy.
652
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:44,082
Yeah. But we're forgetting
653
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:44,082
somebody very important.
654
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,374
Who?
655
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,584
Mom.
656
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,210
Mom? What do you mean?
657
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,255
Well, maybe mom wouldn't
658
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,255
be so happy
659
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,466
about dad going out
660
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,466
on dates.
661
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,260
Wow.
662
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,679
I never thought of that.
663
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,641
I don't want mom
664
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,641
to be not happy
665
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,310
and I don't want daddy
666
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,310
to be not happy.
667
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,604
And I don't want us
668
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,604
to be not happy.
669
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,941
This is so complicated.
670
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,234
I think I'm having
671
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,234
my first headache.
672
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,615
[instrumental music]
673
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,334
Daddy, can we talk to you?
674
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,169
Sure.
675
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,421
I thought we were
676
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,421
goin' out for ice cream.
677
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,632
We wanted to make sure
678
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,632
we still liked it.
679
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,301
Come here.
680
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,219
Sit next to me.
681
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,097
Give me my kid.
682
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,933
Alright.
683
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,726
Thank you.
684
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,645
Okay, girls..
685
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439
What's wrong?
686
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,233
Well, it's kind of
687
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,233
hard to explain.
688
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,610
No, it's not.
689
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,571
D.J. was wondering
690
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,571
if you still love mom.
691
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,325
Of course
692
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,325
I still love mom.
693
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,537
She was the first
694
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,537
love of my life.
695
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,041
Together we made
696
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,041
three little miracles.
697
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,252
I'm always gonna love her.
698
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,796
Nothing will change that.
699
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,673
Not a date.
700
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,676
Not even if I fall in love
701
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,676
with someone else one day.
702
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,637
Well, how do you think mom
703
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,637
would feel about that?
704
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,182
I know exactly
705
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,182
how she would feel.
706
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,474
You do?
707
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,851
How?
708
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,188
Well, moms and dads
709
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,190
talk about all
710
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,190
kinds of things.
711
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,817
And one night,
712
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,817
we had a long talk
713
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,485
about what we would do
714
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,363
if something ever
715
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,363
happened to one of us.
716
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,614
We talked about
717
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,325
making sure you were
718
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,325
all taken care of
719
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,079
and we agreed that
720
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,079
if either one of us
721
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,955
ever became single again
722
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,290
we should try
723
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,290
to meet someone else
724
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,126
to share our life with.
725
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,879
So mom would be happy
726
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,879
if you went on a date?
727
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,048
I think she would be.
728
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,926
She would know
729
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,926
that I'm not looking
730
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,468
for someone to
731
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,468
take her place..
732
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,304
'...just to make
733
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,304
a new friend.'
734
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,848
I could never forget mom.
735
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,351
I think about her
736
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,351
every time I look at you..
737
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,730
...and you..
738
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,983
...and you too.
739
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,074
Well, maybe we could take you
740
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,074
out for ice cream another night.
741
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,451
We already had
742
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,451
two bowls anyway.
743
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,121
Go on your date, dad.
744
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,539
That's very sweet
745
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,126
but I don't think I can
746
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,126
call Julie's mom again.
747
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,961
I already broke
748
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,961
our date twice.
749
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,378
I'll call her.
750
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,505
Uh, D.J., you don't
751
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,505
have to do that.
752
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,051
It's 555-8713.
753
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,887
[instrumental music]
754
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,683
Alright! Yes!
755
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,271
Okay, let me get
756
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,271
this off here.
757
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,231
Hey, Linda's waiting downstairs.
758
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,356
She's here already?
759
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,399
How is she dressed?
760
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,735
Casual? Trendy?
761
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,735
Semi-trendy?
762
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,237
Quasi-casual?
763
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,114
She's wearing a chicken suit
764
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,114
with flippers. Go!
765
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,076
Oh, God,
766
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,076
I'm dating again.
767
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,995
How do I look?
768
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,995
Be brutal.
769
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,871
- Fine. You look good.
770
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,871
- You look fine.
771
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,623
I hate the way I look.
772
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,667
I don't blame you but
773
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,667
there's just not enough time
774
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,627
for a nose job now.
775
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,589
Guys, look,
776
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,589
I-I need your help here.
777
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,342
I've gotta put
778
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,342
together a look.
779
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,551
- I've got something for you.
780
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,551
- I have a look for you.
781
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,928
Yeah, me too.
782
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,610
Well, I'm glad we had this time
783
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,610
to get better acquainted.
784
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,030
Maybe we should go upstairs and
785
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,030
play with Julie and Stephanie.
786
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,490
I promise Danny will be
787
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,490
down in just a second.
788
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,409
Yeah. Yo, Daniel!
789
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,409
Got a pretty girl down--
790
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,162
Your cowlick looks fine!
791
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,122
I know,
792
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,122
I flattened it out.
793
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,749
Hi, Linda.
794
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,294
Hi, Danny.
795
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,294
Or is it Manny?
796
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,296
No, i-it's Danny,
797
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,296
the good twin.
798
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,173
Thanks for waiting.
799
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,799
Sorry about
800
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,799
all the confusion.
801
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,383
Oh, I understand.
802
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,593
When I started
803
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,593
dating again
804
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,512
I went through
805
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,512
the same craziness.
806
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,890
Michelle wants
807
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,890
to say goodbye.
808
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,099
Go ahead, Michelle.
809
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,976
[baby talk]
810
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,311
You don't even
811
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,311
have to say it.
812
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,730
I know,
813
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,730
don't stay out late
814
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,566
because you're gonna
815
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,566
wake me up at 3:00.
816
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,442
- Buh-bye, Deej.
817
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,442
- Bye.
818
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,444
Say good-bye to Steph
819
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,444
for me.
820
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,239
- Shall we go?
821
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,239
- We shall.
822
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,116
You kids behave
823
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,116
yourselves.
824
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,618
That's right. Take two dimes
825
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,618
for a phone call. Go.
826
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,913
Go on. Have fun.
827
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,664
- 'Be good.'
828
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,664
- 'Go on.'
829
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,501
Alright, Michelle.
830
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,670
This is the moment we've
831
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,670
all been waiting for.
832
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,464
It's time to throw away
833
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,464
Benny the dishrag
834
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,424
because you're now
835
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,424
the proud owner
836
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,345
of a brand new
837
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,345
man-eating tree house!
838
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,846
(together)
839
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,846
Yay!
840
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,307
Alright, pal. Here we go!
841
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,307
Here we go! Ready?
842
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,142
- Whee!
843
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,142
- Whee!
844
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,278
[instrumental music]
845
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,993
[theme music]