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[Jesse Frederick singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get
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to living here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's
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confusin' me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost
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out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Doobie doo
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bah bah dah ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Michelle.
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Well, your grandma's
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gonna make you an outfit
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and we have to get
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your measurements, okay?
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Alright, hold
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her arms up, Joey.
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Okay. Reach
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for the sky, Michelle.
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[purring]
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I'm sorry. I couldn't resist
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those cute little pits of yours.
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Alright, here we go.
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First, we start off
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with the chest.
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- Okay.
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- And it is 18 inches.
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- 18.
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- Okay, now we go to her tummy.
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Which is 18 inches.
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18 inches? Michelle,
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you little butterball.
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And she's self-basting.
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Alright, young lady,
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you better hope
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grandma's
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not knitting anything
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with horizontal stripes.
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Alright, let's
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get her hips here.
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- Okay.
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- Here we go.
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And 18.
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18-18-18.
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Exact same measurements
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as her father.
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Alright, stand her up.
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I gotta get her inseam.
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- Okay. Okay.
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- Stand her up.
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Come on,
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here we go.
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Stand up, Michelle.
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Come on.
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Do something fun.
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Make this fun for her.
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- Okay. Okay.
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- Do some voices.
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Okay. What does
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a moo cow say?
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A moo cow
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says moo.
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Moo.
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- Moo.
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- Moo.
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(both)
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Moo.
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- Moo.
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- Moo.
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(both)
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Moo moo moo.
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And your dad lets these
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people take care of you?
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Hey, it's hard
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to find good help.
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- Moo.
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- Moo.
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Say moo.
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[purring]
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Wanna come to
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the church bake sale?
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I can't. I'm waiting
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for my cousin Steve.
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I haven't seen him
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in 2 years.
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D.J., you gotta come.
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This year I made the three
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wise men out of strudel.
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Kimmy, Steve is like
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my big brother.
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We go ice skating.
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We mess around.
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We have so much fun. It's like
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we're not even related.
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What's he look like?
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Well, looks
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aren't everything.
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A real geek-burger, huh?
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Well, he does
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have glasses
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and braces and zits.
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But other than that,
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he's really cute.
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Geek-burger
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with cheese.
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♪ Da-da da-dah ♪
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♪ Da-da da-dah ♪♪
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Hey, Steve, da-da da-dah
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means get in here.
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Sorry, that was my
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first da-da da-dah.
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Greetings from Baltimore.
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Steve?
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D.J., how you doin', sport?
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Hi, Steve.
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What happened
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to your glasses?
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Oh, I got contacts.
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- Your braces?
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- Got 'em off.
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Your face full
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of zits?
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They cleared up.
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Yeah, one night I went
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to bed looking like a nerd
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and woke up lookin' like this.
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Isn't nature great?
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The best.
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Kimmy!
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Do you realize you just slammed
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the door on my face?
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What door?
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Here, let me help you
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with that.
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Great. You'll be staying in our
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beautiful, spacious alcove.
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Alright!
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D.J., can you believe
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your little Cousin Stevie
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is being offered
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a baseball scholarship
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from Stanford?
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I'm really proud of you.
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I can't get over how
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you've shot up.
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Yeah, well,
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I give the credit
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to good food,
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plenty of exercise
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and all that sleep
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I got during class.
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He's funny, too.
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I'm sorry.
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We haven't met.
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I'm, uh...I'm, uh..
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You're Kimmy Gibbler.
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How did she make it all
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the way to fifth grade?
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Jesse, Joey,
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where are you?
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- Hey, Steve-o!
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- Hey, Cousin Steve!
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Wait, let me guess.
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Uncle Danny has told me
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all about you guys.
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Now, you've got to be Jesse
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the great-lookin'
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rock 'n' roller
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'who gets all the girls and
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spends hours on his hair.'
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And you must be Joey.
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The guy with all
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the funny voices.
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uh, Steve, that's Joey
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and this is Jesse.
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[imitating Bullwinkle]
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But thanks anyway.
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And here's someone else
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you haven't met yet.
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Say hello to your
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new Cousin Michelle.
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Oh, hi. Hi, sport.
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Coochie-coochie-coo.
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Coochie-coo. Hello.
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What's the matter,
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don't you speak baby?
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Steve, I've got our
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whole weekend planned out.
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This afternoon
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we go ice skating, okay?
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Well, I don't know, you know.
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I-I kind of felt like
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playing some basketball.
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Alright, b-ball!
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Alright, come on.
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Let's shoot some hoops!
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I'm psyched!
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Let me go
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get my sweats on.
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Oh, D.J., wait, uh..
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D.J., somebody's gotta stay here
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with Michelle and Stephanie.
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Would you mind?
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Alright.
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Oh, thanks.
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We'll be back in an hour.
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(Jesse)
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Alright, let's go. Let's go.
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Let's pass the ball.
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Let's pass the ball.
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Jesse, I'm open.
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Eh, Danny.
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Danny, right here.
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I'm open.
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- Think fast, Steve.
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- Yup.
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Steve, drop pass.
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I'm open.
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Here you go, Jesse.
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- Alright.
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- Jesse. Right here. I'm open.
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Alright, Joey.
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Right here, Joey.
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- Joey.
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- Right here.
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Right here, Jo..
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- Joey.
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- Joey.
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- Got another ball?
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- Let's go.
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This is gonna be great.
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Steve and I
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will eat lunch together.
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Then I'll show him
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these pictures of us
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from thanksgiving
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two years ago.
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How long is Steve
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gonna be staying at your house?
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Uh, three or four days.
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Me, too.
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Okay, we got bologna,
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salami, and cheese
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peanut butter
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and grape jelly.
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Sounds good.
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I just hope you didn't put them
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all into one sandwich.
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[laughing]
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Here, look at this one.
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(Kimmy)
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'How neat.'
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And that one.
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- Hi, Stevie!
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- Hi, guys. We made lunch.
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Lunch!
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Food! Food! Food!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, Laker-Celtics game's on.
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Alright!
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Some more b-ball!
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(in unison)
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B-ball, b-ball, b-ball.
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(Danny)
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'Girls, watch
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the game with us.'
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Animals.
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Glad I saved this.
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Come on! Go!
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Yes.
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- Yes.
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- Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I really think the Lakers
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can repeat as world champions.
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If they do,
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they'd be the first team
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since Boston in '69-'70.
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Hey, Steve,
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00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,078
you like my jeans?
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They're brand-new.
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Oh, yeah, great.
318
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,667
You know, I think the Lakers
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have the best record
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since Portland back in '78.
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Yeah, well, they should,
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they got everything.
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They got the speed,
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the power, the depth
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and most importantly,
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the Laker girls.
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- Yes.
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- Yes.
329
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(both)
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Yes.
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Yes!
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What an awesome thing..
333
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...that just happened.
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You don't have a clue,
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either, do you?
336
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Hey, does anybody else
337
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,028
want another pickle?
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00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,737
Oh, we're out of pickles.
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I'll get you some.
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If there are no pickles
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at my house
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I'll take a cab
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to the market.
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- Bye, Stevie.
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- Okay, see you later, Kammy.
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That's Kimmy.
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Hey, if it's Kammy to him,
348
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it's Kammy to me.
349
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,295
Jesse, I'll bet two bucks
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00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,295
Magic steals the ball.
351
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,756
No, no. Not the way bird's
352
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,756
been playing, buddy. You're on.
353
00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,091
Magic steals the ball.
354
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,259
No!
355
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,012
Yes. Two founding
356
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:14,012
fathers, please.
357
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,181
Thank you.
358
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,557
Joey, that's incredible.
359
00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:20,185
I come from
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a long line of psychics.
361
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,644
You mean psychos.
362
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,814
Alright, give me a chance
363
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,814
to win my money back here.
364
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,025
Okay. I'm getting
365
00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,025
another vision here.
366
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,151
I'll bet you
367
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,151
two more bucks
368
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,278
that Cooper steals
369
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the ball
370
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,114
passes off to Magic, who'll lead
371
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,114
a fast break down court
372
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,534
end it with a
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slam dunk by worthy.
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00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,037
You're out of your gourd.
375
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,037
Alright, you're on.
376
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,289
Look at this.
377
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,289
Cooper steals the ball.
378
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,542
Fast break.
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00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,542
Magic to Scott to Magic.
380
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,877
No, look.
381
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,877
Pass to Worthy. Slam dunk!
382
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,462
No way!
383
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,052
- Unbelievable.
384
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,052
- That's amazing.
385
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,222
Sometimes I'm so good, I
386
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,222
actually win money from myself.
387
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,723
Thank you.
388
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,184
Boy, Joey, you didn't
389
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,184
know all this stuff
390
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,437
when we watched
391
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,437
this game this morning.
392
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,275
[chuckles]
393
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,484
[chuckles]
394
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,948
Kids! What an imagination.
395
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,535
One final wager.. Oh!
396
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,372
I'll bet that if you don't give
397
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,372
my money back
398
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,249
you're gonna die.
399
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,047
And I was going
400
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,047
to give you half.
401
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,507
[Michelle crying]
402
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,092
Oh, baby alert. I gotta
403
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,092
go check on Michelle.
404
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,469
You guys stay here
405
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,469
and watch the game.
406
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,595
I'll take care
407
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,595
of the kid.
408
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,845
Oh, thanks.
409
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,222
I'm sure you
410
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,222
can take care of her.
411
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,848
Considering you
412
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,848
have no experience
413
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,392
with an infant whatsoever.
414
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,227
No problem.
415
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,938
Help him.
416
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,943
Hey, your Nephew Steve's
417
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,943
a great kid.
418
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,445
Thanks for being so
419
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,445
nice to him.
420
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,946
Ever since
421
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,946
his dad moved out
422
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,365
he hasn't had much
423
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,365
of this guy stuff.
424
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:01,869
Yup. Us guys gotta
425
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:01,869
stick together.
426
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,413
Bite.
427
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,916
Hey, what's
428
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,916
the matter, Michelle?
429
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,751
'Um, are you hungry?'
430
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:12,130
Sleepy? Grumpy?
431
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:12,130
Bashful? Dopey?
432
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,507
Sneezy? Doc?
433
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,967
Having fun?
434
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,594
Oh, yeah.
435
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,594
I always have fun here.
436
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,179
Your dad is great.
437
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,514
I'm real glad
438
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,514
you're back.
439
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,223
Hey, is the little kid okay?
440
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,392
(D.J.)
441
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,392
'Uh, I think she needs
442
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,392
a changing.'
443
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,145
Uh, no, thank you.
444
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,145
Be my guest.
445
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,480
Oh, no.
446
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,480
You'll be fine.
447
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,398
I just think you need
448
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,398
a dry run at this.
449
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,442
Well, I think we're a little
450
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,442
too late for that.
451
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,612
No. I mean, practice
452
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,612
on the monkey.
453
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,280
Oh, right.
454
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,991
[sighs]
455
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,991
Alright.
456
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,909
Okay, put the diaper on.
457
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,828
Okay.
458
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,581
Steve, want to go
459
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,581
ice skating tomorrow?
460
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,543
Oh, I can't. Your dad's
461
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,543
taking me to a Warriors game.
462
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,794
Okay.
463
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,547
Well, we can go tomorrow.
464
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,089
And since we'll be right
465
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,089
there at the mall
466
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,300
we can go to a movie
467
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,300
and eat pizza
468
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,178
and my friend Jennifer's
469
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,178
having a boy-girl party.
470
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,138
Well, I'm gonna be pretty busy
471
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,138
the whole time I'm here.
472
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,764
I gotta look
473
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,764
at some colleges
474
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,601
and besides, I'm a little
475
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,601
too old for that kind of stuff.
476
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,771
Okay, so I tape right,
477
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,771
tape left.
478
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,983
Alright, this monkey
479
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,983
is ready to party.
480
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,985
Hi, Michelle.
481
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,529
How's everything
482
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,529
goin', Steve?
483
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:21,199
Uh, well, I think
484
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:21,199
this speaks for itself.
485
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,451
Nice work.
486
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,451
Cheetah looks happy.
487
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203
- Yeah.
488
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203
- Come on, you're missin' it.
489
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,371
The Bullets are
490
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,371
playing The Pistons.
491
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,456
Alright!
492
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,456
I gotta see this.
493
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,125
D.J., you don't have any plans
494
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,125
for tomorrow afternoon, do you?
495
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,627
Not anymore.
496
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,879
Well, you do now because we're
497
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,879
all goin' to the park.
498
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,089
How does some
499
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,089
touch football sound?
500
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,382
Oh, great! Yeah!
501
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,883
Then we can play
502
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,883
some, uh, some soccer
503
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,844
some basketball,
504
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,844
volleyball, and tennis.
505
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,179
And then
506
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,179
we'll play a rousing game
507
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,390
of let's rush Uncle Danny
508
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,390
to the hospital.
509
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,807
Great. Come on.
510
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,309
See ya.
511
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,188
And, Steve, after the game,
512
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,188
I'm gonna take you
513
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,107
to the locker room and
514
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,107
introduce you to the whole team.
515
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,150
Oh, really? I've got
516
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,150
to meet Ralph Sampson.
517
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,278
The man is
518
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,278
a building.
519
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,404
The team is a city.
520
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,821
[chuckles]
521
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,991
Let's have a little talk here.
522
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,248
What do you think
523
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,248
of your Cousin Steve?
524
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,251
I know. He's just a big jock.
525
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712
You should have known him
526
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712
two years ago.
527
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,298
Back when he was my friend.
528
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,841
He doesn't care
529
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,841
about me anymore.
530
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,094
All he cares about
531
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,094
is sports.
532
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,431
Guess you're just
533
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,431
nothing around here
534
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,308
unless you're one
535
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,308
of the guys.
536
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,893
[dramatic music]
537
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,858
I really appreciate this.
538
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,860
Tomorrow's my first real game
539
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,860
of touch football.
540
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,362
And I don't want to look stupid.
541
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,114
Stop. You look
542
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,114
stupid already.
543
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,407
What'd I do?
544
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,909
D.J., you don't
545
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,909
call it football.
546
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,705
- You call it, football!
547
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,705
- Football!
548
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,458
Yes! That's it. Alright,
549
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,458
you got lesson number one.
550
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,504
Now, lesson number two,
551
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,504
the ever popular psych out.
552
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,965
No words.
553
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,965
Just sheer intensity.
554
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,592
Observe.
555
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,397
[laughing]
556
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,525
- It's something like that.
557
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,525
- Something like that.
558
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,900
Alright, let's show her a play,
559
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,900
man. Let's show her a play.
560
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,277
- Alright.
561
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,277
- Watch this.
562
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,821
I do a down-and-out,
563
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,821
fake to the flag
564
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,155
buttonhook back,
565
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,155
and I'll hit you, okay?
566
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,323
- Got it.
567
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,323
- Here we go.
568
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,366
You're gonna love this.
569
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,660
You ready?
570
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,660
Hut! Hut! Hut! Go!
571
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,244
- Aah!
572
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,244
- Alright.
573
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,538
- Grr!
574
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,538
- 'Go, Joey!'
575
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289
(Jesse)
576
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289
'Alright.
577
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289
Watch this.'
578
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,457
I'm reading
579
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,457
the defense, right?
580
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,875
I'm checking
581
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,875
the pass rush.
582
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,794
I'm checkin', I'm checkin'
583
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,794
my receivers.
584
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,754
I'm-I'm-I'm still
585
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,754
checking my receivers.
586
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,048
I'm checking my watch.
587
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,009
Joey! Where are you?
588
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,596
Sorry. I just stopped off for
589
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,596
a quick bite in the secondary.
590
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,557
- Hit me, I'm open!
591
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,557
- Argh!
592
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,892
- Touchdown!
593
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,892
- Spike it!
594
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,523
The football!
595
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,358
- Yeah!
596
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,358
- Ya-hoo.
597
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,236
Hoo.
598
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,613
Now, this is fun.
599
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,031
How do you guys
600
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,031
know all this?
601
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,701
- Well, 'cause we're guys.
602
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,701
- Yeah.
603
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,369
You see,
604
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,369
it's in our blood.
605
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,080
Guys are just born
606
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,080
knowin' how to play..
607
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,665
(in unison)
608
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,665
Football!
609
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,125
Alright, huh!
610
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,125
Huh! Huh!
611
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,169
[instrumental music]
612
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,478
Half that money's
613
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,478
mine, kid.
614
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,021
Want another one
615
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,021
of my sandwiches?
616
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,107
Uh, no, thanks.
617
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,107
Three's enough.
618
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,026
Speaking of basketball.
619
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,612
Did you know
620
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,612
that Wilt Chamberlain
621
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,698
scored the most points
622
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,698
ever in an NBA game?
623
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,366
And Moses Malone
624
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,366
joined the league
625
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,910
right out of high school.
626
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,661
And if the Bulls
627
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,661
ever built their team
628
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,206
around Michael Jordan,
629
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,206
they'd be unstoppable.
630
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,671
Enough talk.
631
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,671
Let's play football!
632
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,172
Alright!
633
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,049
Alright,
634
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,049
we'll pick teams.
635
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,594
I'll be a captain,
636
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,594
because it's my football.
637
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,887
Alright,
638
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,887
I'll be a captain.
639
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,306
Because your hair
640
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,306
looks like a helmet.
641
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,350
Way to go, football!
642
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,269
- Yes.
643
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,269
- Watch Michelle.
644
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,646
There you go.
645
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,646
Let's go. Let's pick.
646
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,900
Okay, the first person
647
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:23,900
I'm gonna pick..
648
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,486
- My man, Steve.
649
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,486
- Yeah, alright, Uncle Danny.
650
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,489
Alright, let me see the first
651
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,489
person I'm gonna pick is..
652
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,657
My man D.J.
653
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032
Yeah!
654
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,869
I want you!
655
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,869
I want you!
656
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,205
Let me see.
657
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,792
If I'm not
658
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,792
on Steve's team, I'll die.
659
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,460
Kimmy.
660
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,756
Way to go,
661
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,756
big Stevie.
662
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,884
Okay, here we go.
663
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,719
Uh, let's see, I'll pick..
664
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,264
I need someone with good hands.
665
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,264
I need someone with good hands.
666
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,517
I'll pick my man..
667
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,517
Michelle.
668
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,019
Come on, Michelle.
669
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,019
High five. High five.
670
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,608
Can you believe he
671
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,608
picked Michelle over me?
672
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,487
Steph, please.
673
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,487
I have my own problems.
674
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,782
Okay, Steph. You
675
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,782
can be on our team.
676
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,200
- What?
677
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,200
- Low five.
678
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,576
Whoo!
679
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,081
Somebody please pick me
680
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,081
before a stray dog shows up.
681
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,627
Okay, we'll take Joey
682
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,796
but you guys gotta
683
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,796
spot us a touchdown.
684
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,798
- It's only fair.
685
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,798
- Enough messin' around.
686
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,216
Let's play football!
687
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,677
- Football!
688
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,677
- Football!
689
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,012
Alright, here we go.
690
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,638
You guys remember, the end zones
691
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,638
are that bench
692
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,056
and this tree right here, okay?
693
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,516
Let's go, Joey.
694
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,516
Let's get this game underway.
695
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,434
Here we go.
696
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,434
Here we go. Here we go.
697
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,102
- Alright.
698
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,102
- Alright.
699
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,146
Gibbler,
700
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,146
you're dead meat.
701
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,775
Alright.
702
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,775
And hut! Hut! Hut!
703
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,610
Here we go.
704
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,610
Here we go. D.J., D.J!
705
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,111
- Yes!
706
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,111
- 'Whoo!'
707
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,906
Touchdown!
708
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,741
Yeah! Whoo!
709
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,492
(all)
710
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,492
Ho.
711
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,661
Huh! Huh! Huh!
712
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,830
(in unison)
713
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,830
In your face!
714
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,456
Don't worry
715
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,456
about it, big guy.
716
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,794
You know,
717
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,794
I'm worried about you.
718
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:10,130
Told you you were
719
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:10,130
dead meat, Gibbler.
720
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,174
Steve, aren't we having
721
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,174
the best time?
722
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,384
Yeah.
723
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,346
What are you
724
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,346
looking at, chump!
725
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,515
Nothin', fool!
726
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,102
Let's get 'em,
727
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,102
Stevie.
728
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,729
Don't even
729
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,729
think about it.
730
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,524
- Okay, Steph. Here we go.
731
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,524
- Here we go. Here we go.
732
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,776
On three.
733
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,778
- Hut! Hut! Hut!
734
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,778
- Alright.
735
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,573
Ohh! Got her!
736
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,576
We almost fell for the old
737
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,576
statue of Stephanie trick.
738
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,412
Alright, alright, you girls
739
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,412
have had your fun.
740
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,163
Now, it's time for us guys
741
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,163
to play some real football.
742
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,958
- Alright!
743
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,958
- Alright!
744
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,419
Hey! Just because we're girls
745
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,419
doesn't mean we can't play.
746
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,712
Let's just put
747
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,712
the ball down
748
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,839
and see what you
749
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,839
guys are made of.
750
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,925
(in unison)
751
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,925
Ooh.
752
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,511
Okay, Steph.
753
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,511
Let's go.
754
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,472
- Alright, come on.
755
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,472
- Here we go.
756
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,099
- Ready, sweetie?
757
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,099
- Last play.
758
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,101
Okay, on two. Hut! Hut!
759
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,602
I like three better.
760
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,645
Oh, sorry.
761
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,271
You're right.
762
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,271
My mistake.
763
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,731
Okay, on three.
764
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,899
Hut! Hut! Hut!
765
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,110
Yes. Come on, Steph.
766
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,110
Steve, go long.
767
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,569
Oh, no!
768
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,321
Yeah!
769
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,115
D.J., what are you doing?
770
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,866
Playing football, man.
771
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,911
This is touch football.
772
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,911
What's your problem?
773
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,665
I got no problem.
774
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,665
You got a problem?
775
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,374
Yeah, that was
776
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,374
a pass interference.
777
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,002
Automatic first down.
778
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,878
No way, you wimp!
779
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,008
D.J., Steve's right.
780
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,008
You were way out of line.
781
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,550
We're not playing
782
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,550
tackle here.
783
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,094
Oh, sure,
784
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,094
take Steve's side.
785
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,804
You guys
786
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,804
are such buddies.
787
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,347
Why don't you
788
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,347
just adopt him?
789
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,933
That's what you want,
790
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,933
isn't it?
791
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,104
Great. Now I'm gonna start
792
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,104
crying like a little girl.
793
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,605
D.J.
794
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,650
- Half time.
795
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,650
- Yup.
796
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,401
Half time.
797
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,197
Shake it off,
798
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,197
big fella.
799
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,915
D.J., what's with the "why
800
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,915
don't you adopt him" stuff?
801
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,126
Oh, come on, dad.
802
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,126
It's pretty obvious.
803
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,752
You're taking Steve
804
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,752
to ball games
805
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:16,465
having fun, high fives
806
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:16,465
all over the place.
807
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,177
You know Steve's dad
808
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,177
moved out last year.
809
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,428
Steve needs me right now.
810
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,555
It's real important
811
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,555
for him to--
812
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,559
I know. Hang out
813
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,559
with the guys.
814
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,727
What's wrong with that?
815
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,063
Nothing, unless
816
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,063
you're a girl.
817
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,815
Dad, I want to spend
818
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,815
time with him, too.
819
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,860
We used to be
820
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,860
such good friends.
821
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,404
I don't know
822
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,404
what happened.
823
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,159
I'll tell you
824
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,159
what's happened.
825
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,912
Steve's grown up a lot
826
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,912
in the past two years.
827
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,874
He's becoming
828
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,874
a young man.
829
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:55,504
D.J., I know you're having
830
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:55,504
a hard time with this.
831
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,591
But that's no reason
832
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,591
to clean his clock.
833
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,842
Fine, dad.
834
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,886
I'll go take Michelle
835
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,886
and Stephanie
836
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,056
and we'll go play
837
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,056
"Duck, Duck, Goose."
838
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,018
[sighs]
839
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,814
[knock on door]
840
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,066
Who is it?
841
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,610
(Steve)
842
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,610
'It's Steve.
843
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,610
Can I come in?'
844
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,529
Uh, yeah, I guess.
845
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,908
You sure it's safe?
846
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,743
Yeah.
847
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,994
Thanks, I, uh..
848
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,287
...didn't want to
849
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,287
make the wrong move
850
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,623
and get creamed again.
851
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,044
Well, you know,
852
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,044
I've been here two days
853
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,880
and this is first time
854
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,880
I've ever been up to your room.
855
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,882
You're a busy guy.
856
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,926
Yeah, well, my schedule
857
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,926
kinda opened up
858
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,970
and I was hoping that
859
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,970
maybe I could talk to you.
860
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,389
To me? You want to talk
861
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,389
to little old me?
862
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,018
Yeah. Look, D.J., I was-I was
863
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,018
wondering why you clobbered me.
864
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,896
'Cause I felt like it.
865
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,316
Well, why did you
866
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,316
feel like it?
867
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,235
'Cause I did.
868
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,611
Well, why did you?
869
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,905
Because I was
870
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,905
mad at you.
871
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,950
I was really looking
872
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,950
forward to you visiting
873
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,661
and you didn't even want
874
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,661
to go ice skating.
875
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:12,165
I thought we could do stuff
876
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:12,165
like we did last time.
877
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,916
I miss the old Steve.
878
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,626
[dramatic music]
879
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,297
D.J., I'm still
880
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,297
the same Steve.
881
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,049
No, you're not.
882
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,926
The old Steve wouldn't have
883
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,926
taken this long
884
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,095
to come up to my room.
885
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,725
D.J., I'm sorry.
886
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,725
I wasn't thinkin'.
887
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,814
Look, but I'm here now.
888
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,525
D.J., I'm still your cousin
889
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,525
and I still love you.
890
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:43,570
So don't you think we can
891
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:43,570
try and be friends again?
892
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,448
You seem so much
893
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,448
older than me now.
894
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Well, I know, it may seem like
895
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a big difference now
896
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because-because I'm 17
897
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and you're 11.
898
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,623
But, you know, when
899
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,623
I'm 100 and you're 94
900
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,668
you'll probably hardly even
901
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,668
notice the difference.
902
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,923
So..
903
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,718
So..
904
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So, you want to
905
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start all over?
906
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,767
Great idea. Alright, I'll go
907
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outside and come right back in.
908
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,561
Okay.
909
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[knock on door]
910
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Da-da-ta-da.
911
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:21,067
Greetings from Baltimore.
912
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,278
Hi, Steve. What happened to your
913
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braces, glasses and zits?
914
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,905
Oh, um...all gone.
915
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,907
Isn't nature great?
916
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,033
Hey, I got a great idea.
917
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,160
What do you say
918
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we go ice skating?
919
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,746
Nah, that's
920
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,746
for little kids.
921
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,041
But if you really
922
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want to go..
923
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Yeah.
924
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[instrumental music]
925
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪♪
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[theme music]