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<i>[Jesse Frederick singing</i>

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<i>"Everywhere You Look"]</i>

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♪ Ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Ahh ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paper boy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ Did I get to living here ♪

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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪

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♪ This whole world's

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confusing me ♪

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♪ Clouds as mean

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as you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Ain't a bird

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who knows your tune ♪

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♪ Then a little voice

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inside you whispers ♪

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♪ Kid don't sell

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your dreams so soon ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody

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who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're

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lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin'

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Doobie doo

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bah bah dah ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Samantha, I promise,

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this is gonna be<i> </i>

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<i>the</i> most romantic weekend

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of your life.

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We'll have a little

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chateaubriand

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a little Dom Perignon.

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Yes, and for dessert...an

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empty house.

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You know the family's

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going away to Disneyland. Yeah.

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Two points.

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Well, they're leavin'

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in three minutes.

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So, if you leave now,

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make all the lights

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you'll be here in four minutes

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and two minutes after that

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you and I'll be

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in each other's arms

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gazing into

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each other's eyes

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doing a little thing

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I like to call..

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Uncle Jesse!

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The hokey-pokey.

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Bye, Aunt Irene.

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What is it, kid?

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- I'm going to Disneyland!

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- Alright!

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Disneyland! Disneyland!

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Disneyland! Come on, everybody!

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We're gonna be late

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for Disneyland!

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Disneyland, Disneyland,

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Disneyland!

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(Jesse)

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'Stephanie! Hold it!'

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- Yeah.

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- Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Alright, take

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a deep breath now, relax.

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Inhale, exhale.

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Very good. You okay?

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- I'm fine.

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- Good.

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Disneyland, Disneyland,

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Disneyland!

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Why aren't we

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at Disneyland?

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Steph, Steph.

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Calm down.

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Disneyland,

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Disneyland, Disneyland!

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Let's go, let's go,

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let's go!

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I think you need to switch

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the kid to decaf.

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Steph, the plane

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won't leave any earlier

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just because we're

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the first ones on it.

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If we're the first ones on,

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we'll be the first ones off

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and the first ones in line

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for the Matterhorn.

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Matterhorn?

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♪ Danny we gotta go hoohoo ♪

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♪ Lelelele heehee ♪♪

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D.J., tell me again

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how it's gonna be.

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Well, Disneyland has

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the greatest rides.

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While you're standing in line

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse

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come up and play with you.

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No! Why are we yakking about?

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We could be there!

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Come on, let's go.

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Joey, open the door

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before she goes through it.

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Yeah. Stephanie's right.

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Tinker Bell's awaiting.

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Come on, everyone,

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skedaddle. Let's go.

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Yeah. Let's skedaddle.

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Right. Here we go.

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We're leaving. Everyone's--

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I'm going.

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Jesse, you sure you don't

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wanna come along with us?

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Are you kidding?

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No, no, no!

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Who's gonna

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pick up the mail?

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Who's gonna

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get the newspaper?

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Who'll feed the dog?

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Uh, Jess.

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We don't have a dog.

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Well, just because

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it's not our dog

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doesn't mean we

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shouldn't feed him.

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Uncle Jesse, I really

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wish you were coming along

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but if we don't leave soon,

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I'm gonna go bananas!

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She's right. Any minute, bam.

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Bananas. Let's go. Everyone.

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♪ Heigh-ho heigh-ho ♪

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♪ La la la ♪

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♪ La la la la ♪♪

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They're going

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to Disneyland!

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Yeah.

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[instrumental music]

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You know, it's amazing.

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I mean, you've been playin'

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tennis all your life.

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I just started today and I

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beat you three straight sets.

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That's wild!

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What are you

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smilin' about?

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Nothing. I'm just smiling.

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You're not

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just smiling.

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That's a you let me win

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smile, isn't it?

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Well..

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Tell me you didn't let me win.

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I didn't let you win.

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Oh. She let me win.

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Aww.

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You tough guys

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are so cute.

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[imitating Samantha]

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"You tough guys

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are so cute."

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Oh, man, this is great.

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Listen, nothing.

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Sam, did you realize that you

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and I've been going out a month

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and it's the first time

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we've been alone together.

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I know. With me living

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at my folks' house.

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Yeah, and me livin'

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at Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

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But tonight...you and I

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will play house.

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Ah.

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You know what?

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We're gonna celebrate.

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We're gonna celebrate,

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I'm gonna make you

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<i>the</i> most romantic

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candlelight dinner

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you've ever had

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in your whole life.

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Ooh. That sounds perfect.

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So, what will it be?

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Extra crispy

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or original recipe?

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That's cute.

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I'm gonna go

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take a shower

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and I'll be

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thinkin' about you.

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Have mercy!

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And if you

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hear me laughing

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it's 'cause I'm thinking

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of your backhand.

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Look out!

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♪ I'm just a loony

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love machine ♪

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♪ And I won't work

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for no money but ♪

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♪ Ooh babe ♪

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♪ I'm a love machine ♪

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♪ And I won't work for ♪

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♪ I am just a love machine ♪

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♪ I am just

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a love machine ♪

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Too obvious.

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♪ I am just that wacky

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crazy love machine ♪

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Sammy, brought you

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some champagne.

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'Jesse.'

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Can't blame me

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for tryin'.

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- 'Thank you.'

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- Here you are.

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If you excuse me, I'm going to

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slip into my evening attire now.

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[laughing]

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Okay, let's go.

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Come on, Steph.

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Missing Disneyland

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isn't the end of the world.

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Hey, you know airplanes

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can't fly when it's foggy.

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I hate fog.

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Birds can fly in fog.

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We should've

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taken a bird.

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Steph, I promise, we'll go

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to Disneyland another time.

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Yeah, it was Michelle's

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first time, too.

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Look how well

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she's takin' it.

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What does she know?

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She puts her food up her nose.

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Steph, I'll tell you what.

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I got a great idea.

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We're gonna make tonight family

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fun night right here at home.

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Hey, what could be

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more fun than that?

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I'll tell you what. Something

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that's starts with a D.

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and ends with a land.

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These disappointments are

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really tough on a 6-year-old.

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I still can't believe

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we missed "Captain EO."

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♪ I am just an LM ♪

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♪ And I won't work

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for nobody but you ♪

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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ I'm just a love.. ♪♪

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[humming]

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Steph, what do you

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wanna do tonight?

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Mope.

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I'll drop off

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the kid.

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I'll let Jesse

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know we're back.

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Jesse, we got fogged in.

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We're back.

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What did

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you say, Jess?

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Hey, Jess.

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You wear these clothes

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every time we leave the house?

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00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,762
Have mercy.

296
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:37,267
- You're not Jesse.

297
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:37,267
- Neither are you.

298
00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,061
I'm Samantha.

299
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,771
I'm me.

300
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,064
Uh, Danny.

301
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,692
That's, uh, short

302
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,692
for Daniel.

303
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,820
It's long for Dan.

304
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,530
Look, maybe I should

305
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,530
just get dressed.

306
00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,450
Oh, no, no. Not in there.

307
00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,450
Your clothes would get wet.

308
00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,285
Excuse me.

309
00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,664
Door used to be

310
00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,664
over there.

311
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,750
I'm really sorry.

312
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,750
Imagine my surprise.

313
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,046
Imagine if you came in

314
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,046
and saw me in the shower.

315
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,549
Then you'd really

316
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,549
be sorry. Trust me.

317
00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,053
Oh, uh, there's, there's shampoo

318
00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,053
and conditioner in there

319
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,223
and there's some

320
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,223
Woolite on the shelf

321
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,017
in case you want to

322
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,017
soak a fine washable.

323
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,396
Thank you.

324
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,107
Phew!

325
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,942
Jesse!

326
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,736
(Danny)

327
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,736
'Jesse!'

328
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,117
Oh, no.

329
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,117
It couldn't be.

330
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,952
Could it?

331
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,502
Wow! Look at

332
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,502
all the food.

333
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,379
Oh, yum.

334
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,339
Steph, this is great.

335
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,842
Let's take a trip

336
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,842
to Dinnerland.

337
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,096
[imitates carnival music]

338
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,144
Oh, it's Dinnerland.

339
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,521
There's lots

340
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,521
of fun here.

341
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,482
Oh, I love it here

342
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,482
at Dinnerland.

343
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,067
Oh, shrimp.

344
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,695
Oh, yum, yum, yum.

345
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,781
[belching]

346
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,702
♪ I am just a love ♪♪

347
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,662
Ah.

348
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,249
- Hey, Jess. How's it goin'?

349
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,249
- Hi, Uncle Jesse.

350
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,335
Let go of my shrimp!

351
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,335
Put down my sh..

352
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,714
Why aren't you guys

353
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,714
at Disneyland?

354
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,551
Fog, fog, fog.

355
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,928
I hate fog.

356
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,888
Jesse, I-I just met

357
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,888
your friend upstairs.

358
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,016
She's very...clean.

359
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,768
Okay, sure hope we didn't ruin

360
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,768
your weekend, Jess.

361
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,187
Oh, no. Why would you

362
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,187
think that?

363
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,983
Just because I've been

364
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,983
waiting a month to be with Sam.

365
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,568
I've waited

366
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,568
five and a half years

367
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,028
to go to Disneyland.

368
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,030
I hate fog.

369
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,033
I really hate fog.

370
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,119
[instrumental music]

371
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,873
[instrumental music]

372
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,917
Okay! Are we ready for

373
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,917
family fun night?

374
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,377
- Yeah!

375
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,377
- Alright!

376
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,711
Hot dog.

377
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,131
Hot dog.

378
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,966
I know, let's sing your

379
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,966
favorite one from school.

380
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,885
I got it all planned. Here we

381
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,885
go. Jesse, you play the guitar.

382
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,638
D.J., you play

383
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,638
the tambourine.

384
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,264
Jess, do you know<i> </i>

385
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,932
"If you're happy and

386
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,932
you know it, clap your hands?"

387
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,434
Oh, yeah, that was on

388
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,434
Motley Crue's

389
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,270
first Christmas album, right?

390
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,439
On three. Everybody!

391
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,439
One, two, three!

392
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,192
♪ If you're happy and

393
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,192
you know it clap your hands ♪

394
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,735
♪ If you're happy and

395
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,735
you know it clap your hands ♪

396
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:35,945
Take it, Steph!

397
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,447
♪ If you're happy

398
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,447
and you know it ♪

399
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,240
♪ Then your smile

400
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,240
will surely show it ♪

401
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,535
♪ If you're happy and you

402
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,535
know it clap your hands ♪♪

403
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,120
Yay! Wasn't that festive?

404
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,956
Next verse, on three!

405
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,956
One, two, three!

406
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833
♪ If you're happy and you know

407
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833
it stomp your feet ♪

408
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,418
Everybody.

409
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,504
♪ If you're happy and

410
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,504
you know it stomp your feet ♪

411
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,548
[imitating Popeye]

412
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,548
♪ If you're happy

413
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,548
and you know it ♪

414
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,090
♪ Then your smile

415
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,090
will surely shows it ♪

416
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,967
♪ If you're happy

417
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,967
and you know it ♪

418
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,012
Hey. Stomp your feet, would ya?

419
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,012
A-gah-gah-gah-gah!

420
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,849
Do you guys have

421
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,849
this much fun every night?

422
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,102
Yeah, it's hard

423
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,102
to believe, isn't it?

424
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,937
Steph, are we having

425
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,937
a good time?

426
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,316
It's no Country Bear Jamboree.

427
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,695
Honey, if you don't

428
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,695
think about...you know where

429
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,238
it'll be a lot easier.

430
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,490
I know! We'll sing

431
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,490
"Row Row Row Your Boat."

432
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,741
We'll do it as a round.

433
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,741
It'll be great!

434
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,077
Dad, that's dopey.

435
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,496
Dopey! Don't say that!

436
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,375
Honey, look, it's

437
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,375
been a long day.

438
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,461
I know, you're-you're tired,

439
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,461
you're worn-out, you're grumpy.

440
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,797
- Grumpy!

441
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,797
- Sorry.

442
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,050
What I meant was

443
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,050
you're probably very slee..

444
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,343
Exhausted.

445
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,929
You were gonna

446
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,929
say sleepy.

447
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:47,475
Thanks for trying, but family

448
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:47,475
fun night's just not any fun.

449
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,857
Guess that kinda

450
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,857
puts a damper on Simon Says.

451
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,775
I'll go talk to her.

452
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,238
Here.

453
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,780
Here. Take your kid.

454
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,157
Thanks.

455
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,328
[clears throat]

456
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,838
Why don't we go into the kitchen

457
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,838
so that, uh..

458
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,342
(Joey)

459
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,342
'So that Jesse doesn't

460
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,342
have to make that face.'

461
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,885
Yeah.

462
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,101
Can you believe it, sport?

463
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,101
We're finally alone.

464
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,852
You know,

465
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,852
your family's terrific.

466
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,480
I had a great time tonight.

467
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,483
Yeah, but we could've had

468
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,483
a really great time tonight.

469
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,859
Well, let's do it

470
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,859
tomorrow night.

471
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,780
I know this terrific

472
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,780
bed and breakfast place

473
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,490
in the Napa Valley.

474
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,866
That sounds so..

475
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,327
...so frustrating.

476
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,954
I promised I'd babysit

477
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,954
the munchkin tomorrow night.

478
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,500
Well, another time.

479
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,793
Hey, they've gotta get

480
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,793
that little girl

481
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,377
to Disneyland some day.

482
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,256
I'm gonna

483
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,256
miss you tonight.

484
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,602
What are you

485
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,602
doin' here?

486
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,271
Here. Here's five bucks.

487
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,271
Go catch a movie.

488
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,743
Steph, how you doin'?

489
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,829
I've been better.

490
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,831
I know how you feel.

491
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,209
No, you don't. You've

492
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,209
been to Disneyland.

493
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,212
Yeah, but I know what's it like

494
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,212
not to get what you want.

495
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,880
Remember when

496
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,880
I was supposed to do

497
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,425
that Oat Boats cereal commercial

498
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,425
and you got it instead?

499
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,677
Uh-huh.

500
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,179
Well, what did I do?

501
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,179
Did I mope?

502
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,640
No. You chased me

503
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,640
around the kitchen

504
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,475
and tried to kill me.

505
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,936
Okay. Bad example.

506
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,274
Well, there's only one sure way

507
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,274
to make you smile.

508
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,070
The tickle monster!

509
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,822
It's not working.

510
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,741
Then how come

511
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,741
you're laughing?

512
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,535
I'm not.

513
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,535
This is sad laughing.

514
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,498
Steph, I'm so glad

515
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,498
to see you happy.

516
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,791
That didn't count.

517
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,044
Tickle monster

518
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,044
made me laugh.

519
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,423
Stephanie, you have

520
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,423
every reason to be sad

521
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,383
and I completely

522
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,383
understand.

523
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,802
Thank you.

524
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,680
Look, Steph, I want you to

525
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,680
really think about this.

526
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,349
You're not always

527
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,349
gonna get your own way.

528
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,601
While you're spending

529
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,601
all this time

530
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,728
being sad about

531
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,728
missing out on one thing

532
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,355
you're missing out on

533
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,355
a lot of other fun things.

534
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,732
Like our family sing-along.

535
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,777
That wasn't

536
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,777
so much fun.

537
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,653
It wasn't fun for you

538
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,906
because you didn't

539
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,906
want it to be fun.

540
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,323
I had fun.

541
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,409
And D.J. had fun. Right, Deej?

542
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,494
Ah, it was okay.

543
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,996
Fun. Big fun.

544
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,877
So, it's up to you. Either you

545
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,877
can feel sorry for yourself.

546
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,921
Or you can feel bad

547
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,921
for a little while

548
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,466
and then shake it off and

549
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,466
move on to the next fun thing.

550
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,760
But I think I know

551
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,760
what you're gonna do

552
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,470
because you like

553
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,470
to smile too much.

554
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,764
- Right?

555
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,764
- I guess so.

556
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,100
Steph, I know something fun

557
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,100
we can do right now.

558
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,560
What?

559
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,939
Well, it has to do with dad

560
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,939
and a certain monster.

561
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,233
- Uh-oh.

562
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,233
- "Uh-oh" is right.

563
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,737
Here comes the tickle monster!

564
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,737
Tickle, tickle, tickle!

565
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,114
♪ If you're happy and you

566
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,114
know it clap your hands ♪

567
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,408
♪ If you're happy and you

568
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,408
know it clap your hands ♪

569
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,952
♪ Go over there

570
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,952
and leave me alone ♪

571
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,411
♪ Comb your hair

572
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,411
right over there ♪

573
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,455
Come on, stop it!

574
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,455
I can't take it.

575
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,165
♪ Clap your hands ♪

576
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,960
♪ If you're happy and you

577
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,960
know it clap your hands ♪♪

578
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,762
Hey, Jess,

579
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,762
what's going on?

580
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,305
I don't know.

581
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,265
Joey, every time I come

582
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,265
in this room, it seems like

583
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,184
there's more pink bunnies

584
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,184
on the wall.

585
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,895
Well, you know

586
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,895
how rabbits are.

587
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,193
Joey, sit down

588
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,193
a second.

589
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,570
Sure.

590
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,449
Joseph, can I talk

591
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,449
to you man to...no, man to you?

592
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,952
Sure, buddy.

593
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,578
Hey, you look a little down.

594
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,874
Look, I'm sorry if we wrecked

595
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,874
your night with Samantha.

596
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,125
No, it's not just

597
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,125
Samantha, it's..

598
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,086
Joseph, be honest with me.

599
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,589
Doesn't living here

600
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,589
get to you sometimes?

601
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,466
- No.

602
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,466
- Never?

603
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,968
Never. I love it.

604
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970
You mean to tell me,

605
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970
you love changing diapers

606
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,015
making school lunches, chasing

607
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,015
the girls all around town

608
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,017
changing diapers, helping them

609
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,017
with their homework

610
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,520
picking up their toys,

611
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,520
did I mention changing diapers?

612
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,565
Some of those tasks

613
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,565
are more rewarding than others.

614
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,359
Alright, why?

615
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,195
Why, Joey,

616
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,195
why are you happy here?

617
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,365
Well, Jess, I think it's because

618
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,365
when I was growing up

619
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,825
I didn't have

620
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,825
brothers and sisters.

621
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,037
And I like being part

622
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,037
of a big family.

623
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,956
I like having people to care

624
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,956
about, that includes you.

625
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,500
Thank you.

626
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,419
And besides, this is

627
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,419
the only place I've ever lived

628
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,506
that always

629
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,506
has ice cream in the freezer.

630
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,966
Pass.

631
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,969
Joey, though..

632
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:19,473
Don't you ever ask yourself,

633
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:19,473
what am I doin'?

634
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,560
I mean, I used to be

635
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,560
this freewheelin'

636
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,897
livin' on the edge,

637
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,897
no strings kinda guy.

638
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,482
And now..

639
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,736
Now, it seems like

640
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,736
I'm-I'm married or somethin'.

641
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,821
I mean, I have all the

642
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,821
responsibilities and hassles

643
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,366
of three kids, yet I can't

644
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,366
even deduct them from my taxes.

645
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,578
Well, technically

646
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,578
you could if you married Danny.

647
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,748
Joey, do you realize

648
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,166
every night

649
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,166
I sleep here, I sleep alone?

650
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,086
Want to get bunk beds?

651
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,005
No, I don't..

652
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,339
Joey, I'm pouring my heart out

653
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,339
here to you

654
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,633
and you're

655
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,633
making jokes.

656
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,927
I know. I'm sorry.

657
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,927
Alright, talk to me.

658
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,305
I..

659
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,724
I don't know, I..

660
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,517
I guess it's this whole

661
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,517
situation

662
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,685
it's just gettin' to me.

663
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,479
I mean, I have zero privacy.

664
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,064
I-I-I try

665
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,064
to write my music

666
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,857
and I have all these

667
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,857
distractions.

668
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,859
I-I write music,

669
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,859
I write it out-out of

670
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,654
my own life experiences,

671
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,654
you know?

672
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,864
My last three songs have been

673
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,864
about changing diapers

674
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,117
the measles

675
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,117
and tub toys.

676
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,370
I thought that tub toy song

677
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,370
was very danceable.

678
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,877
I just feel I have things to

679
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,877
accomplish in my life, you know?

680
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,378
I mean, there's things

681
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,378
that I wanna do

682
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,881
and there's things I wanna

683
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,881
experience, and..

684
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,717
I don't know, but maybe..

685
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,637
Maybe livin' here

686
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,637
is holding me back.

687
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,932
I don't know what the hell's

688
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,932
happened to my life, pal.

689
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,726
But I gotta regain

690
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,726
control of it.

691
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,481
Hey, Jess, look at

692
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,481
the bright side.

693
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,443
If you hadn't moved in here we'd

694
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,443
never be as close as we are.

695
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,950
I know.

696
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,243
Hey...sleep on it.

697
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,164
'Hey.'

698
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,001
Thank you, my friend.

699
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,214
[instrumental music]

700
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,636
(Samantha)

701
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,636
'Jesse?'

702
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,640
Samantha?

703
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,768
Jesse?

704
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,396
Sammy, what are you

705
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,396
doin' here?

706
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,648
I just wanted

707
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,648
to see you.

708
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,442
Yeah, you shouldn't be in here.

709
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,442
Everybody's home.

710
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,987
Uncle Jesse, will you help me

711
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,987
with my homework?

712
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,531
D.J., it's the middle of night.

713
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,660
But the closer I study to my

714
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,660
test, the less I forget.

715
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,039
Uncle Jesse, will you give me

716
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,039
a piggyback ride?

717
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,124
Uncle Jesse doesn't wanna give

718
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,124
you a piggyback ride.

719
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,001
Yes, he does.

720
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,127
No, he doesn't.

721
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,795
Yes, he does.

722
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,214
No, he doesn't.

723
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,424
Yes, he does.

724
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,930
Uncle Jesse,

725
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,930
change my diaper.

726
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,890
You can't talk!

727
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,476
And you're not allowed

728
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,476
to have girls here.

729
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,646
Girls, you gotta go.

730
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,646
Come on. Everyone.

731
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,233
Off to bed.

732
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,233
Let's go. Come on.

733
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,152
Oh, good, guys, okay, great.

734
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,152
Take over for me.

735
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,612
It's your turn.

736
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,697
You're their uncle.

737
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,616
We could be so happy.

738
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,201
Everybody out.

739
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,201
Everybody go.

740
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,828
Come on, let's go!

741
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,828
Everyone, go, go, go.

742
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,706
Hold it.

743
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,706
You, you can stay.

744
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,047
<i>(D.J.)</i>

745
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,047
<i>Uncle Jesse?</i>

746
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,674
Help me with

747
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,674
my homework.

748
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,468
I want

749
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,468
a piggyback ride.

750
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,095
<i>(Joey)</i>

751
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,095
<i>Jesse?</i>

752
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,055
It's your turn.

753
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,848
You're their uncle.

754
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,271
We could be so happy.

755
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,366
Change me.

756
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,703
Feed me.

757
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,957
Change me.

758
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,957
Feed me.

759
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,667
'Feed me.'

760
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,877
Change me! Feed me!

761
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,877
Change me! Feed me!

762
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,672
Feed me!

763
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,672
Change me! Feed me.

764
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,924
Oh, my God.

765
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,924
There's two Michelles.

766
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,426
They're multiplying!

767
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,595
Change me!

768
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,595
Feed me!

769
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:30,099
- You're their uncle.

770
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:30,099
- Your turn.

771
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,852
- Help me with my homework.

772
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,852
- You're their uncle.

773
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,479
- Your turn.

774
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,479
- So happy.

775
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,939
No!

776
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,025
I want

777
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,025
a piggyback ride.

778
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,319
Help me with

779
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,319
my homework.

780
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,070
It's your turn.

781
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,698
You're their uncle.

782
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,575
We could be so happy.

783
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,161
- Change me!

784
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,161
- Feed me!

785
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,537
Change me! Feed me!

786
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,165
You're their uncle.

787
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,791
[screaming]

788
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,753
Oh! I can't take it anymore.

789
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,258
I gotta get out

790
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,258
of this house.

791
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,763
[instrumental music]

792
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,809
Jess, wake up!

793
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,809
Rise and shine!

794
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:16,478
Come on, let's go! Get up!

795
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,194
"Guys, I didn't wanna

796
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,194
wake anybody up

797
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,612
"so I left this note.

798
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,948
"I need to get away

799
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,948
for a while.

800
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,369
"I don't know where I'm going.

801
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,369
I don't know when I'll be back.

802
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,746
"Or even if I will be back.

803
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,625
"I don't think

804
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,625
it's working out for me here.

805
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,004
"I'll call soon.

806
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,004
Tell the girls I love them.

807
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,757
"Jesse."

808
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,759
[dramatic music]

809
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,471
Jesse ran away from home?

810
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,808
I'm hungry.

811
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,019
Where's Uncle Jesse?

812
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:10,074
[theme music]