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It's not
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in the kitchen.
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We have to find it.
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It's gonna start soon!
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I checked the washer,
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I checked the dryer.
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I even checked
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the lint trap. Nothing.
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Hey, guys, good news!
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- You found it?
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- Nope.
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But I found this
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bear claw on my slipper.
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It's not outside!
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It just disappeared.
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Well, we checked all the boys'
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secret hiding places.
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It's official.
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The remote is lost!
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That's fine.
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[sighs]
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You know, one of us could,
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actually, just walk over
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to the TV and hit
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the power button.
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No way!
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(D.J.)
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'Look, Comet's got it.'
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[laughing]
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- Hey, you found it.
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- 'Good boy, Comet.'
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Quick! On, boy!
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♪ Aah aah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're
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lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Dooby doo baa ba dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Ah, let's do
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that funky thing.
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Two, three, four!
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[cymbals clanging]
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So that's great!
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You-you guys might
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not recognize it
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but-but that's
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satisfaction.
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Hey, Jess..
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You might not recognize it
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but we're trying
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to rehearse here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry, right.
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Hey, boys, listen
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to your Uncle Gary.
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If you wanna grow up
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and be good strong musicians
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you gotta rehearse.
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Now, let's, uh..
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Let's practice that Mick Jagger
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thing we been doing.
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Let's see it.
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[chuckles]
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You see that, they got
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the lip, the stance
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they got...you guys
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don't care.
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Alright, uh, boys, uh,
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go play with your Play-Doh
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and watch daddy
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play some music, okay?
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Here we go.
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One more time.
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Uh, one, two, three--
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Jess, honey,
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I hate to interrupt
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but which one of these
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swizzle sticks
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do you wanna choose
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for the Smash Club?
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Alright.
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Sorry, guys.
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You know,
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when you own a club
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as I do, every decision
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is critical.
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I mean,
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even the swizzle stick
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is a-is a science
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kinda thing.
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I mean, it-it's gotta be
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durable, storable
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it's gotta set
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the right mood..
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- Blue ones are cheaper.
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- Blue sets the right mood.
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Jess, when you're gonna
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be in the right mood
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to play little music, huh?
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Right now, right now!
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Sorry, let's do it.
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Uh, one, two, three, four.
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[band music]
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Jesse, they need us down
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at the radio station right away!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Huh?
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- They need us down..
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They need us down
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at the radio station right away.
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What are you talking about?
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We're The Rush Hour Renegades.
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What happened
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to The Lunchtime Lunatics?
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Oh, they quit,
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they got in a big argument
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with The Morning Maniacs
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over who's gonna fill in
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for The Weekend Wackos.
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[sighs]
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It's getting crazy
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down there, Jess.
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Yeah, yeah,
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sounds like it. Okay.
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Uh, meet me upstairs. I'll be
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up there in a few minutes.
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Okay, right.
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Hey, guys, uh, I'm sorry
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but...I'm gonna have
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to cut it short.
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Jess...we're tired
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of cutting it short, man.
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What are you
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talking about?
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Listen, this is the hardest
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thing we ever had to do.
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But the guys and I,
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we took a vote..
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...and we voted you
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out of the band.
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What do you mean,
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out of the band?
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We gotta, we have
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a big gig next weekend.
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You got..
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You knuckleheads.
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Oh! That's funny.
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Jess, I'm not trying
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to be funny.
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Look...you're just not
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into the band anymore.
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I mean, you got all this other
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stuff in your life, now, man.
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You've-you've lost
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your passion for the music.
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I'm sorry.
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I haven't
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lost my passion, you..
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You guys are serious
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about this?
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Come on, you guys
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are like family!
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Johnny Low-end.
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Tony, Gary..
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...Lonnie.
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It's Lanny.
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Lanny, right. Lanny-La, the guy
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I like to call Lanny!
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- The Lan man!
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- Jess!
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Hey, man,
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I'm sorry.
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It's over!
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Guys?
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[Jesse sighs]
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[instrumental music]
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Daddy, your friends
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wanna play anymore?
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Not with me.
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I had such a wonderful time
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with you today, Deej.
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Yeah, I had a lot
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of fun, too, Nelson.
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Deej, this guy
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is the perfect boyfriend.
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I mean, he's so rich,
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he cashed a check
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and the bank bounced.
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Hey, Nelson, thanks
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for inviting us today.
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You're a prince and a half.
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The rides,
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the games, the shows
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you have
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the best backyard.
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So...Nelly boy..
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What are you treating
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us to next weekend?
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Well, actually, uh,
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my father's throwing
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an end-of-the-summer soiree
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on one of our yachts.
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It-it's the little one.
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But it should still be fun.
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Why don't you all come, hm?
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- 'Sure, it sounds great.'
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- 'Yeah?'
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Yeah.
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- I'll see you later.
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- Okay.
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Bye.
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Wow! A party on a yacht!
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Imagine, me,
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little Stephanie Tanner
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rubbing elbows
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with the rich and famous.
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I'll party with them
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but do I gotta
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rub 'em?
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Look, Nelson's
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a great guy..
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but I'm breaking up
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with him.
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(all)
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What?
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I just don't feel
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any chemistry between us.
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And if I don't end it now
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I'm just gonna be
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leading him on.
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Well, can't you just
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lead him on
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to the yacht
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for one more party.
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Look, I'm not gonna stay
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with a guy
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just because he has an ATM
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in his living room.
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Sorry, Steph, looks like you're
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back to rubbing poor people.
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Hey, I-I can't believe
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the Rippers dumped me like that.
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I mean, we're like brothers.
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You know, Roger, Gary, Lonnie.
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- Lanny.
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- Damn!
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[sighs]
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You-you know, it-it's like
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they stabbed me
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right in the heart.
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Sweetie, I know, that it hurts
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but you gotta get on
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with your life.
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I mean, so you don't
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have a band.
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You still
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have your music.
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Yeah, you know, what? You're
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right, you're absolutely right.
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You know, I'm gonna do
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that gig next weekend
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as a solo artist.
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I'm mean, I'm not a singer
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slash songwriter.
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I'll write a song
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and slash sing it.
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That's it, honey!
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That's the right attitude.
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Anger slash bitterness
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isn't gonna get you anywhere.
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Right, I've got an idea
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right now for a new tune.
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(Danny)
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'Comet?'
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[dog growling]
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Comet!
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Comet?
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Comet, that's
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our dinner.
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[dog growling]
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Comet, I command you
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to drop those wieners.
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[dog growling]
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I'll call the pizza guy.
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That won't be
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necessary, honey.
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Comet is a smart enough dog
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to know
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that if he doesn't drop
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those hot dogs right now
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I'm gonna take him back
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to the groomer
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that puts those little
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pink bows in his hair.
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[Comet whining]
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Okay.
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Ew!
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Why is Comet so hungry?
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Comet, did anybody
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feed you today?
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Let's get
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you some food.
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Jesse, according
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to the schedule here
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on my work wheel
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today was your day
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to feed Comet
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and FYI, tomorrow you walk him.
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Danny, I'm sorry, but I have
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too much on my mind
325
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to decode your
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stupid work wheel.
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Jess, for the millionth time
328
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you simply line up your name,
329
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the day, the week, the month
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lift the little flap,
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find your magic chore number
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and look it up
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on the task table.
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What could be easier?
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I'll walk Comet tomorrow.
336
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,484
Michelle, you're a little too
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small to be walk Comet.
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00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,279
Comet will be walking you.
339
00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,615
Besides, Uncle Jesse knows
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00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,615
it's his responsibility.
341
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,575
And he's gonna do it
342
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with a smile.
343
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,960
Hey, babe, I don't need
344
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,960
The Rippers anymore.
345
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,129
No, see, this is the beauty,
346
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this is the beauty
347
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,297
behind this whole thing.
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Your club is gonna
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be the first
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to have Jesse Katsopolis,
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alone and unplugged.
352
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Absolutely! Yeah.
353
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I hate it, too.
354
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,724
No, no, no! Plugged, man.
355
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Plugged! Plugged
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is the way to go.
357
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In fact, I'm-I'm plugged
358
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right now.
359
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,523
- 'Yeah.'
360
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,523
- Uncle Jesse..
361
00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,650
- It's time to walk Comet.
362
00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,650
- Yeah, not now, sweetheart.
363
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,486
I'm on the phone,
364
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,486
a very important phone call.
365
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,237
'Listen, I-I know!'
366
00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,323
I-I know, I promised you a band
367
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,492
and a band is what
368
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,492
you're gonna get, okay?
369
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,077
But, Uncle Jesse,
370
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,077
he really needs his walk!
371
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,205
He's sitting
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with his legs crossed!
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(Jesse)
374
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,706
'Right..'
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00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,708
Honey, then walk him, alright?
376
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:02,959
By myself?
377
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,711
Yes, whatever.
378
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:05,753
Okay.
379
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:06,838
Okay.
380
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,257
Hang on, Comet!
381
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,257
I'm coming!
382
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,221
Comet, slow down!
383
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,596
[car honking]
384
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,600
What have we
385
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,600
been feeding you?
386
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,728
[car honking]
387
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,273
Oh, no!
388
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,108
Comet, come back!
389
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,735
[Comet barking]
390
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,862
Simon says, come back!
391
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,906
Michelle says, come back!
392
00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:33,948
[horn blaring]
393
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,451
[dog barking]
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00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,496
Comet, stop!
395
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,665
I'm not allowed
396
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,665
to cross the street!
397
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,586
[dog barking]
398
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,172
[intense music]
399
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,763
Hey, Michelle!
400
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,099
Michelle, what are you
401
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,099
doing here?
402
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:03,061
- I-I lost comet.
403
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:03,061
- You what?
404
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,522
I was walking him
405
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,522
and he ran away from me.
406
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,232
Michelle, you know,
407
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,232
you're not supposed
408
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,400
to walk him by yourself.
409
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,318
Uncle Jesse said it was okay.
410
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,819
He would never say that.
411
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,197
I don't care
412
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,197
if you believe me or not.
413
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,116
I just wanna
414
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,116
find him.
415
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,868
Michelle, you really
416
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,868
messed up big time.
417
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,745
- Which way did he go?
418
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,745
- That away.
419
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,082
He was chasing
420
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,082
a humungous wiener.
421
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,252
Yeah, right!
422
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,252
In a big, giant bun.
423
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,130
- You saw it, too?
424
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,130
- Just stop it, okay?
425
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,257
We have to find him,
426
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,257
come on.
427
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,761
- Comet!
428
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,761
- Comet! Here, boy!
429
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,555
- Where are you?
430
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,555
- Comet!
431
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,559
[horn blaring]
432
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,233
[dog whining]
433
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,860
[instrumental music]
434
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,584
[dog whining]
435
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,797
[dog barking]
436
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,681
So it's definitely
437
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,681
over between us?
438
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,017
There's nothing I can do
439
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,017
to change your mind?
440
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,227
Buy you a nice bridge, perhaps?
441
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,770
Oh, it would look great
442
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,770
over my bed
443
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,024
but, uh, the traffic
444
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,024
would keep me up at night.
445
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,986
I'll always remember
446
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,986
the fun we had this summer.
447
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,656
So will I. I still
448
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,656
have the receipts.
449
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,282
[laughs]
450
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,950
D.J., don't do it.
451
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,243
Kimmy, you're too late.
452
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,078
It-it's over.
453
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,413
Oh, but, Deej..
454
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,623
...well, look at him.
455
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,083
He's cute,
456
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,083
he's sweet.
457
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,212
His haircut costs
458
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,212
more than my house.
459
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,172
Kimmy, I'm not gonna
460
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,172
stay with someone
461
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,756
just because
462
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,756
they have money.
463
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,509
You are so selfish.
464
00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,886
- D.J.!
465
00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,886
- D.J..
466
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,097
D.J., Deej, Comet's lost.
467
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,974
What? What happened?
468
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,809
Uncle Jesse said
469
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,809
I can walk him.
470
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,020
And he ran after
471
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,020
a giant hot dog.
472
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,772
Would you give up
473
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,772
that stupid hot dog story?
474
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,568
I told you a million times,
475
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,568
it's true!
476
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,445
Look, I don't care
477
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,445
if he was chasing a fruit cup!
478
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,823
Why would he chase a fruit cup?
479
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,823
He likes hot dogs!
480
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,410
Whatever.
481
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,410
Let's go find him!
482
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,743
You know, why don't
483
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,743
you guys take my limo?
484
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,829
You can cover
485
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,829
more ground that way.
486
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,789
Thanks, Nelson.
487
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,042
Bye!
488
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,377
Goodbye.
489
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,798
Here. Phone, fax, beeper.
490
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,551
I'm freeway close.
491
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,551
Call anytime.
492
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,261
Let's go!
493
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,684
- Hurry, hurry!
494
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,684
- Come on, move it.
495
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,229
[engine revving]
496
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,607
Joseph, this is so cool,
497
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,607
I should have thought of this
498
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,400
one-man band idea
499
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,400
a long time ago.
500
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,736
Who need those Rippers? Plug
501
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,736
that thing in for me, will ya?
502
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,070
Okay.
503
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,199
Away. Get away.
504
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,242
Don't touch that.
505
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,826
Alright.
506
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,826
Everything's set.
507
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,078
Now, watch this.
508
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,288
First of all,
509
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,288
we start off with the drums.
510
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,415
We got
511
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,415
pre-recorded drums, listen.
512
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,750
Oh, beautiful!
513
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,962
I like it.
514
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,589
Now we add
515
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,589
a little bass.
516
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,216
[bass music]
517
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,263
Right?
518
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,056
Add a little guitar,
519
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,056
like this.
520
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,975
[music from guitar]
521
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,694
[music from mouth organ]
522
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,949
Alright. Go, Jess!
523
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,949
Go! Yeah!
524
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,245
[music continues]
525
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,707
[buzzing]
526
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,753
Wow! You're
527
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,753
smoking now, Jess!
528
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,380
[music continues]
529
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,347
[fizzing]
530
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,015
[crashing]
531
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,559
Wow!
532
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,559
Dynamite finish!
533
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,645
(Joey)
534
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,645
'Wow!'
535
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,730
'Wow!'
536
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,566
'Wow!'
537
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,574
Do you see
538
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,574
what you've done, now?
539
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,701
'I should have known it.'
540
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,243
The first rule
541
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,243
of physics..
542
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,412
...idiots and electronics
543
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,412
don't mix.
544
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,749
That's the first rule?
545
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,209
Get out, get out.
546
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,209
I don't need you anymore.
547
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,544
[telephone ringing]
548
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,253
Uh, could you answer
549
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,253
that for me, pally?
550
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,214
- Sure, buddy.
551
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,214
- Thank you.
552
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,216
- I always liked you.
553
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,216
- Oh, you're my friend.
554
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,927
- Tanner residence.
555
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,927
- 'Joey, it's me.'
556
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,429
- Oh, hello, Michelle.
557
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,429
- 'Don't get mad.'
558
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,056
'We've got big big problem.'
559
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,558
(Joey on phone)
560
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,558
'What's wrong, honey?'
561
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:55,061
Comet ran away.
562
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:55,061
We can't find him anywhere.
563
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,271
Oh, no, Michelle!
564
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,271
How did this happen?
565
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,773
(Michelle on phone)
566
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,773
'Uncle Jesse said to walk him.'
567
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,692
What?
568
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,109
Jesse, did you give
569
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,109
Michelle permission
570
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,820
to walk Comet
571
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,820
by herself?
572
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,363
Of course, not.
573
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,114
I remember exactly
574
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,114
what happened.
575
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,242
I was on the phone, was kinda
576
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,242
busy. She was bugging me.
577
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,493
She said,
578
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,493
"Can I walk Comet?"
579
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,870
And I s..
580
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,624
[sighs]
581
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,624
I'm an idiot!
582
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,792
Ah!
583
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,002
[horn blaring]
584
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,215
(Michelle)
585
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,215
'Stop! Stop the car!
586
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,215
There it is!'
587
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,426
[horn blaring]
588
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,054
(D.J.)
589
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,054
'Come on, guys. Let's go.'
590
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,473
Where there's a wiener,
591
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,473
there's a hungry dog.
592
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559
Comet's got to be
593
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559
around here somewhere.
594
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,729
Comet!
595
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,355
Here, boy!
596
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,441
Michelle, I'm really sorry
597
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,441
I didn't believe you.
598
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,777
That's okay,
599
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,777
once I lied to you
600
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,653
and you did believe me.
601
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,071
[car honking]
602
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,616
Hey, twerp, are you sure
603
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,616
that's the car you saw?
604
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,953
No, Kimmy. There's millions of
605
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,953
giant hot dogs driving around.
606
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,081
Well, that's gonna make
607
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,081
our job even tougher.
608
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,250
[train honks]
609
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,334
- Comet!
610
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,334
- Comet!
611
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,254
- Comet!
612
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,254
- Here, boy!
613
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,798
- Over here!
614
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,798
- Where are you?
615
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,591
- Hey!
616
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,591
- Got food for you!
617
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,718
- Here, boy!
618
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,718
- Come home.
619
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,887
Hey, boy!
620
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,513
- Comet!
621
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,513
- Comet!
622
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,141
[instrumental music]
623
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,239
(Joey)
624
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,239
'Hey, Jess, pull over.'
625
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,701
Why are we
626
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,701
at Coit Tower?
627
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,328
I take Comet
628
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,328
for walks up here.
629
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,998
Maybe he came back. I'm just
630
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,998
trying to think like a dog.
631
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,542
The last time you did that,
632
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,542
you bit the mailman.
633
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,588
He was teasing me.
634
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,340
We don't have time
635
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,340
for this, biscuit brain.
636
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,884
Every second we spend here,
637
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,884
the dog's getting further away
638
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,803
Michelle's gonna hate me
639
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,803
more and more.
640
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,805
Uh-oh, well,
641
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,805
compared to Danny
642
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,182
Michelle's gonna be
643
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,182
a love fest.
644
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,642
Danny. That's right.
645
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,060
He's down at the wharf
646
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,060
doing a remote with Becky.
647
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,813
What are we gonna
648
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,813
tell him?
649
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,648
We're not gonna
650
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,648
tell him anything.
651
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,191
You're gonna tell him.
652
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,777
Daddy, look!
653
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,777
Up there!
654
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,572
Yeah, I know, boys.
655
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,572
It's a giant tower.
656
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,866
'If we wanna find Comet
657
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,866
we're gonna have to look'
658
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,660
'for a giant fire hydrant.'
659
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,287
[instrumental music]
660
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,837
- 'Bye-bye.'
661
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,837
- 'Bye-bye.'
662
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,096
[indistinct chattering]
663
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,432
I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
664
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,142
And I guess, that would
665
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,142
make me Danny Tanner.
666
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228
Then this is a special
667
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228
afternoon edition
668
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,938
of "Wake Up, San Francisco."
669
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,941
So I guess, it's more like
670
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,941
"How Was Lunch, San Francisco?"
671
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,903
We're here live at Aquatic Park
672
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,903
near Fishermen's Wharf
673
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,279
for a special report
674
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,279
on one of San Francisco's
675
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,074
most unique
676
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,074
and entertaining assets.
677
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:55,992
It's street performers.
678
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,411
(Jesse)
679
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,411
'Hey, Danny!'
680
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,495
Sorry, listen, um..
681
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,455
Danny, we have a problem.
682
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,707
Cut!
683
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,208
Danny, we can't cut.
684
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,252
We're live
685
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,252
in Aquatic Park.
686
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,713
Uncut.
687
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,297
Uh, listen,
688
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,297
before I say anything
689
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,758
I just want you to know upfront
690
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,801
this whole thing was my fault.
691
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,387
I hate stories
692
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,387
that start like that.
693
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,933
Uh, well...why don't we have
694
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,933
a nice, long look over here
695
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,227
at Rollo,
696
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,227
the human mannequin.
697
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,604
Maybe he'll move.
698
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,606
Let's watch.
699
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,399
Jess, this better be important,
700
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,399
the entire Bay Area
701
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,359
is waiting for the man to blink.
702
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,194
I know, listen, I, uh..
703
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,363
I let Michelle walk
704
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,363
Comet by herself
705
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,450
and, uh...he ran away.
706
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,202
What? Little girl, big dog,
707
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,202
what's the matter with you?
708
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,122
I-I know, I totally blew it.
709
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,122
I'm completely irresponsible.
710
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,959
I'm-I'm totally negligent, I'm..
711
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,752
What are you smiling at?
712
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,045
He's smiling because..
713
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,338
...we're still live
714
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,338
at Aquatic Park.
715
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,966
Yes, that's right, Rebecca
716
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,966
and as much as
717
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,551
we all love
718
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,551
watching Rollo age
719
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,053
I would like to make
720
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,053
a special plea right now
721
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,138
to all the viewers who haven't
722
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,138
yet switched over
723
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,223
to "Uncle Kenny's
724
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,223
Cartoon Carnival."
725
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,600
I-I've just been notified
726
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,894
that our-our family dog,
727
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,894
Comet, is missing.
728
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,647
- 'Dad?'
729
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,647
- Dad, Comet is missing!
730
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
I've just been
731
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
notified again.
732
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,191
He was chasing
733
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,191
a giant hot dog.
734
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,027
At first, I didn't believe
735
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,027
Michelle, but it's okay
736
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,570
'cause I owed her
737
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,570
from a time that she lied
738
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,863
and I did believe it.
739
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,784
Well, you never know
740
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,784
what's going to happen here
741
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,369
live at Aquatic Park.
742
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,246
We're live?
743
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,040
Oh, I hate
744
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,040
this dress.
745
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,751
Hi, I'm Kimmy Gibbler.
746
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,878
I like long walks
747
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,878
on the beach, sunsets
748
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,131
and men covered
749
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,131
with gravy.
750
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,175
Uh, folks, if you
751
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,175
find a golden retriever
752
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,677
light brown,
753
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,677
medium build
754
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,762
he's got a-a black, wet nose
755
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,264
that, well, feels kinda
756
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,264
cold and tingly
757
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,267
when he, you know, presses
758
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,267
it up against your bare feet.
759
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,312
Sometimes he'll stick his tongue
760
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,312
right between your toes and--
761
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,106
Joey, that's a little more
762
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,106
than we need to know.
763
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,524
Thank you.
764
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,524
Uh, folks..
765
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,359
Uh, if you've
766
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,359
ever lost your dog
767
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,694
you know how we feel.
768
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,737
Uh, he has answers
769
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,737
to the name of Comet.
770
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,698
Al-although, uh, if he really
771
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,698
answered to that
772
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,116
he would come
773
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,116
when we called him.
774
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,325
His name's on his dog tag
775
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,869
and, uh, our phone number's
776
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,869
on it.
777
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,203
Please call 24 hours a day.
778
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,496
We-we'll be there.
779
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,706
Uh, Michelle, honey,
780
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,706
is there anything
781
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,041
you'd like to add, sweetie?
782
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,293
Comet, if you're lost
783
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,546
remember, we live
784
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,546
on Girard Street
785
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,216
right next to your
786
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,216
favorite hydrant. Gee, boy..
787
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,719
I hope you're not out
788
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,719
there scared and alone
789
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,929
'cause we love you
790
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,929
and miss you.
791
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,474
And we want you to come home
792
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,474
as soon as you can, okay, boy?
793
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,020
[instrumental music]
794
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,112
[door opens]
795
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,746
Shorty, how you doing?
796
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,664
I miss Comet.
797
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,416
Yeah, we all do.
798
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,584
Remember, how he used to chew
799
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,502
on his rubber pork chop?
800
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,298
It's not the same
801
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,298
without slobber.
802
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,178
Why did you let me
803
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,178
walk Comet alone?
804
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,930
What were you thinking?
805
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,810
Well...that's the problem,
806
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,810
Michelle.
807
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,312
I wasn't thinking.
808
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,107
I was so hurt
809
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,107
by this Rippers thing
810
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,193
that all I-I could think about
811
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,193
was showing 'em up, you know
812
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,237
provin' that I didn't need 'em.
813
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,155
And I didn't listen to 'em.
814
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,155
They were absolutely right.
815
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,701
You know, I-I did kinda
816
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,701
lose my passion for the music.
817
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,412
Then what happened, right?
818
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,412
I let you walk Comet.
819
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,081
I mean, you could have been
820
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,081
pulled out in the streets.
821
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,707
You could have been hurt.
822
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,252
Uncle Jesse, I'm okay.
823
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,879
I'm just worried
824
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,879
about Comet.
825
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,257
We all are.
826
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,468
I'm really sorry, shorty.
827
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,972
It's okay, Uncle Jesse.
828
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,395
What if Comet
829
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,395
never comes home?
830
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
Oh, Comet's gonna come home.
831
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
I'm gonna..
832
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,066
I'm gonna plaster these posters
833
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,066
all over the city
834
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,776
and I'm gonna go out and look
835
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,776
for him night and day
836
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,027
until he comes back.
837
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,195
[squeaking]
838
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,238
I miss him so much
839
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,823
I can still hear
840
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,823
his pork chop.
841
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,865
[squeaking]
842
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,493
Hm, so can I.
843
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,995
[squeaking]
844
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,704
I can see him, too!
845
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,249
Me, too.
846
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,249
Comet, you came back!
847
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,334
Mm-wah! Good boy. Good boy.
848
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,711
Hey, everybody,
849
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,711
Comet's back!
850
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,298
(Danny)
851
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,298
'Guys, Comet's back!'
852
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,632
- 'Comet!'
853
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,632
- Comet?
854
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,967
- Hey!
855
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,967
- Hey!
856
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,594
- Comet!
857
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,594
- Aw!
858
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,722
- Hi, baby.
859
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,722
- Oh, man!
860
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,224
We really
861
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,224
missed you, boy.
862
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,019
Comet, I wish
863
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,019
you can talk.
864
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,146
I'd sure like to know
865
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,146
what you did all day.
866
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,396
[dog whining]
867
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,481
Oh!
868
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,067
[instrumental music]
869
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,954
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
870
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,504
[instrumental music]