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[instrumental music]
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Okay, boys, eat up
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all your oatmeal
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and see those
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lumps in there?
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They got extra energy for your
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first day at preschool.
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[blows nose]
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Jess, this is so hard.
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Our boys are leaving us and..
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...going out into
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the cold cruel world.
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I'll-I'll take care of her.
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Uh, honey, it's not,
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it's not that cruel out there.
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Alright, look at this.
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Look at this schedule, okay?
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"Cartoons, snack.
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"Finger-painting, snack.
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"Naptime.
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Snack."
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That's my schedule.
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And I'm late
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for the "Flintstones."
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Yabba dabba doo!
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[theme music]
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere.. ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere.. ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ The light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Becky)
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'Oh, honey, look at this.'
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Two little lunchboxes
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with two little handles.
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That they'll hold as they
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walk out of our lives.
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Jess, they're not
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ready for preschool.
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They're just little boys.
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Oh, honey, they're-they're
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not boys, they're men.
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They're...Katsopolis men.
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They're strong.
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They're tough. They'll be..
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Boys, show mommy your muscles.
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Oh, I know preschool's
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important for the boys but..
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...I'm not ready to let go.
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The point is, I'll take
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the boys to school.
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You go to work, and everything
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will be fine, okay?
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I'll be strong
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for the both of us.
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Okay, honey, you're a rock.
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Alright.
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Alright, Ren, Stimpy.
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Here are your lunchboxes.
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Let's go to school.
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Here, go say
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goodbye to mommy.
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- Bye-bye, mommy.
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- Aw.
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See you later, alligator.
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In a while, crocodile.
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Alright, come on, boys.
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You're gonna get tears all
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over your new school clothes.
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- Let's go. Bye.
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- 'Bye. Have fun.'
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Come on.
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[blows nose]
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Holy foghorn, Batman.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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I just miss Ren and Stimpy.
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Oh, don't worry, Becky.
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Joey has 'em all on tape.
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Michelle, where's Steph?
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She's gonna be late for school.
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She's still putting on makeup.
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Dad, when do I get
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to wear makeup?
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I'm in the third grade,
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you know.
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Sweetheart,
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you don't need makeup.
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You're naturally beautiful.
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So, you're saying Steph
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and Deej are bow-wows?
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No, honey, they're not bow..
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Wow!
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- Steph, what are you wearing?
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- Clothes.
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Let me rephrase that.
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What are you not wearing?
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[buzzes]
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Danny for 100,
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what is a long-enough shirt?
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Dad, please don't embarrass me.
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Gia's gonna be here any minute.
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Gia?
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Honey, you know, I'm,
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I'm startin' to wonder
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if she's having too much
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of an influence on you.
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Dad, don't worry. She's not.
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I am my own person.
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Hey, Steph.
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(Stephanie)
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'Hey, Gia.'
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Looks like you're
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her person, too.
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Hi, little Michelle.
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Are you ready for your
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first day of third grade?
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Are you ready for your
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third year of seventh grade?
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[car honking]
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That's my ride.
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Whoa, Steph.
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Hey, next time
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you borrow my makeup
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just use a day's worth.
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- It's a long day.
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- You know, D.J.'s right.
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I think you oughta go upstairs
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and chip some of that off.
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Dad, that's not fair.
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It's my face.
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And I wanna see more of it.
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And less of your belly button.
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Fine. Come on, let's go.
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Deej, let's go!
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Time's a-wasting.
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Senior year's waitin'.
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Kimmy, we have plenty
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of time, what's the rush?
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What's the rush? I gotta get
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a date for the senior prom.
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Kimmy, prom's nine months away.
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Nine? I thought it was ten.
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Oh, this is getting grim.
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Come on, let's move.
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- 'Bye.'
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- Bye.
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What a waste, I only got to
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look cool for like 12 seconds.
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Just leave the mascara.
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Eyes are the first
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thing a guy notices.
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Really?
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Well, for now.
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Ah, that's much better.
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There's my little angel face.
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I'm ruined.
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Steph, I don't mean to be
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a nag, but I-I kinda remember
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telling you to clean
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up your room yesterday.
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Dad, I'll do it later.
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Yeah, well, you said
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that before and that
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would make later now,
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wouldn't it?
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Sweetheart, you're gonna
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have a much, much better day
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at school knowing that
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your room is neat and tidy.
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I know I used to.
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Bye.
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It's your room.
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Why does your dad
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care if it's clean?
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My dad cares
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if your room is clean.
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But you're right.
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I like it like this.
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I'll clean it when I want to.
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Let's go.
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Wait.
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Perfect.
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[indistinct shouting]
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Alright, boys,
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this is it, preschool.
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Hi, the, uh,
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Katsopolis men are here.
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- Hi.
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- That's Nicky on the right leg.
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(Jesse)
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Alex on the left leg.
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They're, uh, they're
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a little nervous.
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Well, hi.
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I'm Miss Suzie.
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And you know what?
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There is nothing
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to be nervous about
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because we're gonna
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have a lot of fun today.
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(Jesse)
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'Uh, uh, Miss Suzie..'
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...let me handle this.
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I'm their father.
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Alright, boys, now listen.
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Now, I know we've been
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together every single day
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since you guys were born.
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And I know it's gonna be very
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tough for you guys to leave me.
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But you gotta be strong, okay?
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Now, you give your daddy
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a big kiss goodbye.
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Train!
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Brother!
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Boys!
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Oh, oh, I get it.
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That's right, that's right.
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Katsopolis men,
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they don't kiss goodbye.
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That's right. Yeah, okay,
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well, that's fine.
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How about just-just maybe
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just a little one on
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the cheek or somethin'? Just a
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tiny little kiss on the cheek?
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No, okay. Good, that's fine.
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That's, alright, you know..
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I'm just, uh, just your father
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I'm only the guy
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who raised you, ignore me.
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No, I think Nicky and Alex
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are gonna do just fine.
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Yeah, you know, I-I better just
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stay here a while and watch.
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I-I'll stay out
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of everyone's way.
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I'll be just fine.
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I'll be fine, right here.
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Mr. Katsopolis,
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I understand that
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it's hard for some parents
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to let go of their
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children the first time.
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Yeah, yeah, I bet some parents
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really get wacko about it, huh?
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Is this clay non-toxic?
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You know, this is the time
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when our parents usually go.
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Go? Oh, go!
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I thought you meant
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wee-wee go, I didn't..
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Okay, well, here, I'm going.
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I'm going. I'm almost gone.
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I'm gone.
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- Bye.
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- 'Bye-bye.'
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Shh.
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- Shh.
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- Good boy.
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- Stranger!
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- Ow! Ow!
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- Stranger!
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- 'No, no.'
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I'm not a stranger.
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I'm a friend.
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- I'm a friend.
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- Mr. Katsopolis.
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Miss Suzie.
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I was, I was just leaving.
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Uh, how did this table
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get on my back?
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Mr. Katsopolis, believe me
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I have been doing this
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a very long time.
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I'm sure, you have.
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Nicky and Alex
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are doing just fine
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and they really don't
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need you here, right now.
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They don't need me?
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They don't need their dad?
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(Jesse)
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'Did you see that?'
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That little ankle-biter
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stole that puzzle
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from my sweet little Alex.
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You know, Alex really
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doesn't seem to mind.
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Oh, sure, on the outside he's
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having fun playing and stuff.
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But inside the kid's crying
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like a, like a little baby.
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Just think of the effect it must
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be having on his little brother.
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Choo-choo!
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That was a cry for help.
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Listen, I-I think
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their mother was right.
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I-I just don't think
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they're ready.
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Come on, boys.
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It is time to say, bye-bye.
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Bye-bye, daddy.
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No, no.
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Not to me, hah.
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Now, listen, guys,
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we're going over the wall.
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Is school over, daddy?
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Well, it is for you guys.
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Come on. Hop on.
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Hop on, that's good.
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Here we go.
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Say goodbye to Miss Suzie.
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- Bye-bye, Miss Suzie.
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- Bye-bye, Miss Suzie.
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- Bye.
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- There we go.
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Come on.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, Jess. I am so sorry.
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- Why? What'd you do?
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- I flipped out this morning.
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And I have been thinking
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about it and you were right.
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00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,074
Nicky and Alex
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are ready for preschool.
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And I just have to accept that.
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Honey, thank you
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for being so strong.
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00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,873
Well, well, gosh
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knows I was strong.
348
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,627
But, uh, you know, honey,
349
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I-I-I think you were right.
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Oh, no. What happened?
351
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,004
How was their first day?
352
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,881
Just like them. Short.
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They got there, honey,
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and, quite frankly
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00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,346
they, uh, they just
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weren't ready.
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Oh, Jess, I was afraid
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that this would happen.
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Yeah, well...hey, we gave
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it a shot, you know.
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But, listen, we'll try
362
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,395
in a couple years, okay?
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Maybe when they're
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little more mature
365
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,482
they're little more grown
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their, their sideburns fill in.
367
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,235
A couple of years?
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00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,653
Honey, what are
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00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,653
we gonna do, they'll fall
370
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,322
way behind the other kids?
371
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,698
In what,
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00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,698
Play-Doh comprehension?
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00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,118
No, listen, honey, I got this
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00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,118
whole thing figured out, okay?
375
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,453
Joey and I we
376
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,453
do the radio show
377
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,204
but not until
378
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,204
late afternoon, okay?
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I'm gonna teach the kids
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everything they need to learn
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right here in this house.
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Jess, you are not
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exactly Mr. Rogers.
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What's to know? You teach
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the kid a couple vowels.
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00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,051
And then you teach
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00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,051
him all the, uh..
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All the other letters
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that aren't vowels.
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And then you put a puppet
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on and-and that's it, it's fine.
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00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,976
Honey, don't you think
393
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,976
the kids should interact
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with other kids
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00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,937
on their level?
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00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,481
That's where Joey comes in.
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What a dump.
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00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,452
Didn't dad tell
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00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,452
you to clean up?
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Yes, he did.
401
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,580
But he is just
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00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,580
gonna have to understand
403
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,706
that I'm old enough to keep
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this room the way I want.
405
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,459
And you're gonna
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00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,459
have to understand
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00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,461
that you are not gonna
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be able to watch TV
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00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,421
for the rest of your life.
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00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,007
Oh, little Michelle.
411
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,218
This might be just
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00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,218
a bit over your head.
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When you're older,
414
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,760
you'll understand.
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00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,971
And when you're older,
416
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,971
you still won't.
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00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,018
Let me handle this.
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,229
All our lives we've
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,229
lived under dad's rules
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00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,938
and what do we
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00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,938
have to show for it?
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00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,607
A nice house.
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00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,732
Good food.
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00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,109
A buck a week.
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00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,320
Don't rock the boat.
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00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,955
Michelle?
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00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,249
Howdy, roomie.
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00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,712
That's a funny thing for someone
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00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,712
to say before they leave.
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00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,631
I'm not leaving.
431
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,631
Steph is a total slob.
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00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,633
So, I decided
433
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,633
to move in with you.
434
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,093
The good sister.
435
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,554
Oh, Stephanie's not bad.
436
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,847
She's just becoming a teenager.
437
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,224
It's a rough time.
438
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,517
I went through it.
439
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,893
'You're gonna go through it.'
440
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,562
And take it from
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00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,562
a voice of experience.
442
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,564
The best place
443
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,564
to go through it..
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00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:53,898
...is in your own room.
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00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,775
How about I go
446
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,775
through it in your room?
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00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,737
Michelle, I love you
448
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,615
so I'm not gonna
449
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,615
kick you out.
450
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,990
Dad!
451
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,621
Does dad have to get
452
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,621
involved in this?
453
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,080
Michelle, you're not
454
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,080
moving in here.
455
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,624
- Yes, I am.
456
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,624
- No, you are not.
457
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,333
- Yes, I am.
458
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,333
- You have to go back in there.
459
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,043
Hey, hey, hey.
460
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,379
Okay, whoever was wrong last
461
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,379
time, you're right, this time.
462
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,465
Let's have dinner.
463
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,551
You're always
464
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,551
taking her side.
465
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,844
Dad, Michelle thinks that
466
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,844
just because Stephanie
467
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,513
has turned into
468
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,513
a little Miss Pigpen
469
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,847
she can move in with me.
470
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,224
Her room is still dirty?
471
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,393
I distinctly told
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00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,393
her to clean it up.
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00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,187
Well, maybe you need
474
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,187
to tell her more distinct-er.
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00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,777
Dad, just go in there
476
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,777
and yell at her.
477
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,986
Lay down the law.
478
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,655
That always worked with me.
479
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,030
You know, Deej,
480
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,030
over the years
481
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,074
I have come
482
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,074
a long way as a dad.
483
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,367
I have learned, that there are
484
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,536
many other techniques
485
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,536
besides yelling.
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00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:52,373
Sometimes, a subtle
487
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:52,373
psychology can go a long way.
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00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,626
Let's watch.
489
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,670
What's "subtle psychology?"
490
00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,006
(Danny)
491
00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,006
'Look at this room!
492
00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,006
You call this clean?'
493
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,091
Not that.
494
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,803
Look, at this mess.
495
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,803
Looks like your closet threw up!
496
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,220
- But, dad--
497
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,220
- No, but, dads.
498
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,846
If this room is not
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00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,846
up to Tanner standards
500
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,516
you're gonna be
501
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,516
grounded for two weeks.
502
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,519
Bigfoot will be seen around
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00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,519
this neighborhood more than you.
504
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,770
Have I made myself clear?
505
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,396
- Loud and clear.
506
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,396
- Alright.
507
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524
And, D.J., I don't want
508
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524
you to see Kimmy anymore.
509
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,567
- What?
510
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,567
- Sorry, I was on a roll.
511
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,985
Thought I'd give it a shot.
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00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,281
Dad, what happened
513
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,281
to "subtle psychology?"
514
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,742
No, see that, that
515
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,742
was subtle psychology.
516
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,994
You don't want to
517
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,994
see me when I get mad.
518
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,041
Man, he sounded
519
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,041
just like my mom.
520
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,918
Last night she made me
521
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,918
do the dishes.
522
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,796
It's not like we were
523
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,796
out of clean ones.
524
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,633
- Yeah, well, I better get busy.
525
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,633
- Yeah.
526
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,926
Well, you know, I think,
527
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,926
it's pretty cool you got away
528
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,178
with it as long as you did.
529
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,347
- I guess.
530
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,347
- Well, see you later.
531
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,558
Yeah, see ya.
532
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,685
This room is not
533
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,685
that gross.
534
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,443
Ugh.
535
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,653
Maybe it is.
536
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,578
Alright, kids.
537
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,121
The Katsopolis Institute
538
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,121
of Lower Learning
539
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,707
is now in session.
540
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,167
(Jess)
541
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,167
'Now, what better
542
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,167
place to start'
543
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,252
than the beginning, right?
544
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,378
Here we go, guys.
545
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,339
What letter is...this?
546
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,632
(together)
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00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,632
A.
548
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,008
Yes. Good boys.
549
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,927
See, my boys don't
550
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,927
need preschool.
551
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,637
'Okay, very good, very good.'
552
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,472
Now, let's talk about some words
553
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,307
that start with
554
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,307
the letter A. Shall we?
555
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,726
Alright, there we go.
556
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,977
What's that? A is for?
557
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,772
Rock.
558
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,981
Uh, no, but well,
559
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,981
heck of a try.
560
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,317
Uh, Alex, A is for?
561
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,611
Balloon.
562
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,406
Uh, no, no.
563
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,449
Good try, though, son.
564
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,617
Good try.
565
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,912
Help 'em out!
566
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,622
I gotta go with
567
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,622
Nicky on the rock.
568
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,166
It starts with an A.
569
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,628
Okay, a rock.
570
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,047
And you are a idiot.
571
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,133
Now, come on.
572
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,510
You're supposed
573
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,510
to help me here.
574
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,429
Sit down!
575
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,680
Alright, uh, uh..
576
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,765
We're done with the alphabet.
577
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,725
Now we're gonna move on to..
578
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,976
...counting!
579
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,061
I can help you out there, Jess.
580
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,647
Okay, boys.
581
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,024
Let's count candy.
582
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,860
Alright. Okay, ready?
583
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,695
One, two, three, four.
584
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,322
Okay, now you guys count.
585
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,120
I like counting.
586
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,081
Let's count cookies.
587
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,294
No, no. We're not gonna
588
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,294
count cookies, here.
589
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,337
We're here to learn.
590
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,005
(together)
591
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,005
We want cookies!
592
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,632
(together)
593
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,632
We want cookies!
594
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,716
(together)
595
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,716
We want cookies!
596
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,802
I'm losing control here.
597
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,638
Here, here. Here we go.
598
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,638
Look, at this, guys, look.
599
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,015
Hi. Look at him,
600
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,015
look at him. Hi, guys.
601
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,519
I'm a hot-daddy,
602
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,519
uh, puppet-monkey boy..
603
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,896
...and I'm here to tell you that
604
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,523
we're gonna do something
605
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,523
that's much fun
606
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,817
you won't even think
607
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,817
of cookies, you know what it is?
608
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,109
(together)
609
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,109
Jump on the bed.
610
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,070
No, no. No, boys, no. No.
611
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,990
Hot-daddy monkey-puppet boy says
612
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,366
"Don't jump on the bed." Don't..
613
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,617
[chuckling]
614
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,745
What am I gonna do?
615
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,079
Ooh! Ooh!
616
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,083
(Joey)
617
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,083
'Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!'
618
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,129
Joey.
619
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,217
You know, what my best
620
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,217
subject was in preschool?
621
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,927
Mm-mm.
622
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,261
Naptime.
623
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,516
You know, you actually
624
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,516
may have something here.
625
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,934
A nap is a good idea.
626
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,895
You know, it's good
627
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,895
w-w-we'll set 'em down.
628
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,604
We'll calm 'em
629
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,604
down, then regroup
630
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,189
and then we'll start
631
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,189
teaching 'em again after that.
632
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,858
- Good, thinking, Lincoln.
633
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,858
- Very good.
634
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,317
Alright, naptime, boys.
635
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,610
No nap! No nap!
636
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,862
No nap! No nap!
637
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,363
- No nap! No nap!
638
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,363
- No nap! No nap!
639
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,033
Hey, hey, hey.
640
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,033
Yes, nap. Yes, nap.
641
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,410
- Yes, nap. Come on.
642
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,410
- Come on.
643
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,496
Now, you watch your Uncle Joey
644
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,496
and I take a nap, okay?
645
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,749
- Now, watch how fun this'll be.
646
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,749
- Come here. Come here.
647
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,168
Now, listen, very good.
648
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,168
Lay down. Relax.
649
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,921
Now close your eyes.
650
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,923
Close your eyes. Good boys.
651
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,092
Now, think of something
652
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,092
really happy, okay?
653
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,470
(Jess)
654
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,470
'Close your eyes. Relax.'
655
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,765
Just think of nice thoughts.
656
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,183
[Joey snoring]
657
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,033
Good job, brother.
658
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,409
Thank you, brother.
659
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,912
Hey, guys.
660
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,830
- What are you doin'?
661
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,830
- Shh!
662
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,415
We're playing a trick.
663
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,752
Hey, uh..
664
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,545
...can your old mom play?
665
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,009
(Jesse and Joey)
666
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,009
Ow!
667
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,844
- Hi, guys.
668
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,844
- Oh.
669
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,929
Beck, you're home.
670
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,388
- Uh-huh.
671
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,388
- Yeah.
672
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,556
How's school goin'?
673
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,433
Terrific. Good.
674
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,433
Really good.
675
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,727
We were just, uh,
676
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,727
we were just doing a little, uh
677
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,187
little art appreciation.
678
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,857
Well, look down, I think,
679
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,857
you'll appreciate it.
680
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530
Beck, it-it-it's
681
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530
not how it looks.
682
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,699
Oh, so the boys weren't
683
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,699
painting your feet
684
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,868
while you two fine
685
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,868
educators were out cold?
686
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,705
Alright, it is how
687
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,705
it looks, isn't it?
688
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,290
See, if they paint
689
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,290
up to the ankle line.
690
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,416
Right.
691
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,293
I can save
692
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,293
big bucks on socks.
693
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,173
Out!
694
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,508
Class dismissed.
695
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,721
Ah, Beck, this whole
696
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,721
thing was a disaster.
697
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,349
I'm not qualified
698
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,349
to teach preschool.
699
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,476
Joey's barely
700
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,476
qualified to attend.
701
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,439
Aw, honey, it's too bad
702
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,439
the boys didn't like preschool.
703
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,068
- Well..
704
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,068
- We liked preschool.
705
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,361
Really?
706
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,196
Miss Suzie is nice.
707
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,618
Jess, uh, it sounds to me
708
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,618
like they like preschool.
709
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,121
Well, sure, yes.
710
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,121
They, they, say so now.
711
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,540
But you should've seen
712
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,540
their little faces
713
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,917
in the, in the corner
714
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,917
of that classroom, all..
715
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,836
Were they crying?
716
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,046
Well, they weren't crying
717
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,506
in a, in a waterworks
718
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,506
way crying.
719
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:20,887
I mean, it was more of a, it was
720
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:20,887
more of a dry cry, really.
721
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,097
Were, were they angry?
722
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,016
Well, no, they weren't angry.
723
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,350
Per se.
724
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,271
What were they, uh, per se?
725
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,357
Well, per se they were, uh..
726
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,819
They were laughing
727
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,819
and playing.
728
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,863
Sounds like you got 'em
729
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,863
out of there just in time.
730
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,490
You weren't the
731
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,490
only one to lose it.
732
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,450
I lost it, too. I mean,
733
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,450
I was fine at breakfast.
734
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,078
You know, we were
735
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,078
grooving in the car.
736
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,537
Beach Boys were on,
737
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,537
the kids were shaking the hair
738
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,288
and then all of a sudden
739
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,288
I get to the classroom
740
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,957
I asked for a kiss,
741
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,957
I pucker up..
742
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,085
Boom. They stiff me,
743
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,085
I'm left mid-pucker.
744
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,380
Aw, honey, they didn't
745
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,380
even kiss you goodbye?
746
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,631
No.
747
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,134
It was like they
748
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,134
didn't even need me.
749
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,677
All that time we spent
750
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,554
rocking them to sleep and..
751
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,306
...feeding 'em
752
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,306
and wiping their little faces
753
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,268
and their little noses
754
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,268
and all those other..
755
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,896
...wipeable areas.
756
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,607
It's like none of that
757
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,607
mattered, you know?
758
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,025
I mean, I just
759
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,025
wanted to hold on
760
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,693
just wanted to hold
761
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,693
on for one more second
762
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,404
and they...they didn't
763
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,404
even turn around.
764
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,825
You know, Jess, maybe it's good
765
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,825
that they didn't look back.
766
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,079
I mean, maybe it means that
767
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,079
we've given them the confidence
768
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,748
to go out and face
769
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,748
the world without us.
770
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,999
The world?
771
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,001
Beck, up until this
772
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,001
preschool thing
773
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,129
we were their world.
774
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,505
Honey, if we're
775
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,505
acting like this now
776
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,382
what are we gonna be like
777
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,382
when, you know, they get
778
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,551
their license
779
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,551
or they go to college
780
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,804
get married and
781
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,804
have their own kids?
782
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,764
You're right, honey.
783
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,599
You know, suddenly
784
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,599
this preschool thing
785
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,059
doesn't sound so bad.
786
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,185
I know it's hard to let go
787
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,478
but we gotta do it sometime.
788
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,480
- Might, as well be know.
789
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,480
- Hmm.
790
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,274
I'd hate to walk
791
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,274
into college with..
792
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,526
...two freshmen
793
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,526
clinging to my legs.
794
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,861
Nicky, Alex!
795
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,322
Tomorrow you guys are
796
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,322
goin' back to preschool.
797
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,824
- Yay!
798
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,824
- Yay!
799
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,575
That's right, but first
800
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,575
we want our kisses.
801
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,702
So get over here, pucker up
802
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,702
and give us a kiss goodbye.
803
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,080
(Jesse)
804
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,080
'Come here.'
805
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,171
Well, Jess, this is it.
806
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,630
The moment of truth.
807
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,631
Can you let go?
808
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,216
I can let go.
809
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,302
Jess, let go.
810
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,512
Oh. Right. Yeah.
811
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,435
Bye-bye, boys.
812
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,562
(Nicky and Alex)
813
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,562
Bye-bye.
814
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,110
[instrumental music]
815
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,878
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
816
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,548
[theme music]
817
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,429
[music continues]
818
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,275
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
819
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,653
♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪