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♪ Revolution mind ♪

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♪ Hoo hoo ♪

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♪ Cradles marching into the ♪

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♪ Revolution mind ♪

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♪ Hoo hoo ♪

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♪ Spinning in

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the whirlwind of time ♪

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♪ Revolution mind

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revolution mind ♪

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♪ Gonna take you there ♪

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♪ Gonna take you there ♪

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♪ Revolution mind

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revolution mind ♪♪

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[guitar music]

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!'

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Viper!

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You know, I think

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somewhere there's a zoo

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with an empty cage.

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Save it

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for the paying customers.

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Sorry, dude.

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I love this song.

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I know you do.

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What happens

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when he hates it?

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Alright, you guys,

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be honest.

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What do you think

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of the new band?

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- You guys are so good.

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- I like it..

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No, you sound great.

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You guys have a name yet?

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Yes, we finally picked out

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the perfect name.

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Hot Daddy

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and the Monkey Puppets.

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It's weird, sick.

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It's perfect.

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- Uncle Jesse.

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- Yes, shorty.

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Didn't you like

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my name for the band?

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Uncle Jesse

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and the Sunflowers.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I like the name.

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It's just that the band didn't

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wanna wear those big petal hats.

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Good, good. Great rehearsal,

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guys. Great rehearsal.

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I think we're ready

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for our big gig tomorrow.

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Good job, Chucky.

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Good job.

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Holy bejeepers, Danny!

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Whoa, that was a good one.

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You got me there.

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Okay, now I'll hide

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and scare you, okay?

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Joey, this is not a game.

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I just saw D.J.

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kissing that maniac Viper.

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I think they've been sneaking

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around doing that for weeks.

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You know what, I'm gonna

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put a stop to it right now.

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Oh, Danny, I wouldn't

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make a big deal about it.

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Nothing makes a kid

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wanna do something more

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than if their parents

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say they can't.

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Yeah, you're right.

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That makes a lot of sense.

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[grunting]

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Guys, I'm sorry.

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The roadie I hired flaked out.

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I'll try to find

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another one.

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Great, where

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we gonna find a sucker

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to haul all

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this stuff for no money?

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Hey, guys.

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Joseph.

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Joseph, my very,

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very dear good friend.

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Listen, the boys

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and I were talking

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and we-and we realized,

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we need like a quality comedian

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to open up

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for us this weekend.

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Uh, you interested?

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Well, I gotta check

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my datebook.

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Wait a minute.

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I don't have a datebook.

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I'm your man!

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Joe, Joe.

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- We're gonna have so much fun.

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- Alright, sure.

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As long as you're coming

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could you-could you

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carry some of the stuff?

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Sure-sure,

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I got some new bits--

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Okay, what you gonna do?

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Do the Bob Hope this weekend.

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Yeah, that'll be wild.

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Yeah, great.

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What else you've got?

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I'll do, uh,

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I'll do Joe Pesci as a potato.

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"What you gonna do, scallop me?"

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- That's funny.

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- Yeah. That's funny.

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"I'm baking now.

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What, you gonna mash me, pal?"

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That's gonna be funny.

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'You're gonna be funny, Joe.'

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Becky, It's just a weekend.

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Why do you need

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all this luggage?

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Well, only this one's mine.

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All the rest are Jesse's

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hair care supplies.

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Oh, Beck, I'm so glad, you

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and the boys are coming along.

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I can't wait to share the

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thrill of the road with you.

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You'll finally see

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what I've been

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talking about

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all these years.

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And every day is like.

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is like an adventure.

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You're gonna love it.

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I'm so excited.

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Let's hit the road.

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You heard him.

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Load 'em up!

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Come on, guys.

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Go follow daddy.

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I'll help you guys out.

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Deej, Viper says

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hang in a second.

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He wants to talk to you.

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Psst! Viper!

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- Hey, babe.

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- Hey.

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So you gonna come up

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and see me play this weekend?

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I want to

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but I haven't figured out

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what I'm gonna

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tell my dad, yet.

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How about,

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"See you Monday?"

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I wanna tell him,

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not kill him.

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Come on, D.J., I hate

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sneaking around like this.

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We care about each other.

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I think, we ought to tell

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your dad where we're at.

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[instrumental music]

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(Jesse)

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'Oh, Beck, this is the best

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part of the road.'

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'The motel life.'

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Number eight, my favorite room.

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Check this out.

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(Rebecca)

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'Come on, guys.'

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See. Look at this.

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Isn't this, uh..

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...nice?

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It's charming.

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Although I am guessing there

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are no mints on the pillow.

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No, but, uh, there's a life

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saver stuck to the lampshade.

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[chuckles]

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I probably left it

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there years ago.

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Come on in, everybody.

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Come on in.

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Have some fun.

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Alright, boys, very good.

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It's, uh..

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It seems a little-little

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funkier than I remember

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but the best part

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is the view.

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You guys are gonna

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love the view.

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There's this beautiful lake..

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...right behind

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that ugly wall...over.

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Manny says not to leave

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the equipment in the car.

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Seems, uh, this

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neighborhood's not as nice

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as these lovely rooms

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would suggest.

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Why are you

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putting it in here?

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It's the only place

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it'll fit.

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We've got five guys sharing

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a room half this size.

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Can we watch TV, daddy?

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- Please, please.

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- Please, please.

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Please, please, please..

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- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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- Please, please, please.

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- Yes, yes, yes!

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- Please, please.

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[giggles]

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I'll just grab the remote.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's good thinking.

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Why would you-why would you

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want a remote

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that you could carry

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around with you, or, uh..

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...one that even works,

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for that matter?

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Well look. You need-you need

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a quarter to work the TV.

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[whirring]

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[bed squeaking]

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Earthquake.

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No, no, no, honey.

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It's not an earthquake.

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It's a vibrating bed.

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Seems the wires

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are crossed.

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Well, now, wait a second.

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If a quarter in the TV

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turns the bed on, then..

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[toilet flushing]

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That's a good thing to know.

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[vacuum cleaner whirring]

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- Hey, dad.

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- Yeah.

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Okay if Kimmy and I drive up

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to see Uncle Jesse play?

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We'll get a room tonight

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and be back tomorrow.

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- Thanks, see ya.

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- 'Hold it.'

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Oh, don't worry.

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We'll pay for gas.

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D.J., you must think

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I'm completely clueless.

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I-I know that you're driving up

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to see Viper right now.

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I know all about you two.

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You do?

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I saw you both kissing

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the other day.

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Why were you

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spying on me?

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Why were you

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sneaking around?

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Because I know

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how you feel about Viper.

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You're always

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putting him down.

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You-you called him an animal.

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Deej, look at him.

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He's the reason they

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invented restraining orders.

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See, you're doing it again.

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I just don't think

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he's the kind of guy

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that you should

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be going out with.

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Dad, I'm almost 18.

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A senior in high school.

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You can't exactly

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tell me who to date.

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I'm not tellin you

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who to date.

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I'm-I'm telling you

294
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,017
who not to date.

295
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,560
See, I knew

296
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,560
you'd flip out.

297
00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,728
I'm not flipping out,

298
00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,728
and I'll tell you

299
00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,771
another thing I'm not doing.

300
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,106
I'm not giving

301
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,106
you my car keys.

302
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,442
So you can drive up

303
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,442
and see this guy.

304
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,944
Fine.

305
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,944
I'll go in Kimmy's.

306
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,780
Now I'm flipping out.

307
00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,369
[instrumental music]

308
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,832
Earthquake is fun, mommy.

309
00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,044
Yeah.

310
00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,044
Wish I'd brought more quarters.

311
00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:27,924
Alright.

312
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,051
Dinner is served.

313
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,680
Cheesy puffs,

314
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,680
cupcakes, and candy?

315
00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,223
What happened

316
00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,223
to eats and gas?

317
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,434
Well, there's plenty of gas,

318
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,434
but eats was closed..

319
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,353
...in 1989.

320
00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,605
Candy for dinner?

321
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,691
No, son.

322
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,691
You know the rules.

323
00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,818
No candy until you eat

324
00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,818
your cheesy puffs.

325
00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,695
Here you go.

326
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,324
Oh, I knew I smelled

327
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,324
cheesy puff goodness.

328
00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,908
- Yeah.

329
00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,908
- Hoo, hoo, hoo.

330
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,327
- Right here, Joe.

331
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,327
- There you go.

332
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,287
Where are the rest

333
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,287
of the monkey puppets?

334
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,872
Back in the room

335
00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,872
playing earthquake.

336
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,416
Jess, you were right, man.

337
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,418
I mean, life on the road

338
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,418
is totally cool.

339
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,006
Hey, Viper, wake up

340
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,006
and smell the mildew.

341
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,884
This is nothing

342
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,884
like it used to be.

343
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,427
You know, everything is changed.

344
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,846
Except for the sheets.

345
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,267
Honey, maybe you're

346
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,267
the one that's changed.

347
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:22,896
I mean, let's face it, this

348
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:22,896
place was never Caesar's palace.

349
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,356
Well, it used

350
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,356
to be fun, you know?

351
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:28,651
Now it's-it's-it's gross.

352
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,278
I don't know.

353
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,278
What's happened to me?

354
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,197
You got old, man.

355
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,659
You're right.

356
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,659
You're right. I did get old.

357
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,414
I mean, driving up here, I had

358
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,414
my left blinker on for 62 miles.

359
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,998
I mean, what's next,

360
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,998
I'll be wearing my pants

361
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,125
up around my chest?

362
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,378
Running around asking kids

363
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,378
to pull my finger?

364
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,755
[telephone ringing]

365
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,508
I got this ringing

366
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,508
in my ear now.

367
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,009
That's the telephone.

368
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,306
Talk to me.

369
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,392
Jess, D.J. is on her way

370
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,392
up there right now.

371
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,310
Steph, Michelle,

372
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,310
get down here.

373
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,479
So D.J.'s coming up to see

374
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,479
the show. What's the big deal?

375
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,273
Well, she's not just coming

376
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,273
up to see the show, Jess.

377
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,941
She's coming up

378
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,941
to see Viper.

379
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,568
They've been dating.

380
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,532
Dad, what's going on?

381
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,824
Girls, get in the car

382
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,824
right away, okay?

383
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,868
Can I get some juice

384
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,868
before we go?

385
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,787
No, no, no beverages at all.

386
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,787
We're not stopping for anything.

387
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,498
Get in the car.

388
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,498
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

389
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,583
'Look, Jesse, I'm coming

390
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,583
up there right now.'

391
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,126
Danny, Danny, Danny, please.

392
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,753
Now-now calm down,

393
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,753
take a deep breath.

394
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,005
[Danny exhales]

395
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,005
Very good.

396
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,340
Now listen,

397
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,340
the most important thing

398
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,342
is don't do

399
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,342
anything rash, okay?

400
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,469
'Okay.'

401
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,554
Viper, you're fired.

402
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,516
Sorry, dude. I didn't know

403
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,516
it was your cupcake.

404
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,437
It ain't nothing to do

405
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,437
with a cupcake, dude!

406
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,106
You know the rule,

407
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,106
no dating my family.

408
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,483
There's no rule about that.

409
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,609
Oh, oh, yeah.

410
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,609
You're right.

411
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,943
Okay, all in favor.

412
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,487
You're out!

413
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,946
And stay away from my niece.

414
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,781
Look, you can throw me

415
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,781
out of the band.

416
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,117
You can't tell me

417
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,117
how to live my life, okay?

418
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,620
[scoffs]

419
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,620
I'll see you, pops.

420
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,748
Pops!

421
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,748
And give me back my cupcake.

422
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,916
Thank you.

423
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,462
[instrumental music]

424
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,881
Testing.

425
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,881
One, two.

426
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,841
[blows]

427
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,968
♪ Oh that's not the wind ♪

428
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,677
♪ That's my grandpa ♪

429
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,138
♪ Oh that's not the wind ♪

430
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,515
[coughing]

431
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,515
Oh!

432
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,892
Whoa! Phew!

433
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,313
I hope you're not planning on

434
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,313
singing crud like that tonight?

435
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,231
Actually,

436
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,231
I'm the comic/roadie.

437
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,401
I'll be opening for Hot Daddy

438
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,401
and The Monkey Puppets tonight.

439
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,404
What is this monkey garbage?

440
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,404
Tonight is polka night.

441
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,282
I booked Big Papa

442
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,282
and the Polka Puppies.

443
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,869
There's been

444
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,869
a horrible mix up.

445
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,996
Oh, it's gonna be

446
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,996
horrible, alright.

447
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,957
I got bus loads of

448
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,957
polka fans coming here tonight

449
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,127
and they're gonna be real angry

450
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,127
if they're not dancing

451
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,796
to a fat guy in shorts

452
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,796
playing oompah.

453
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,592
- And who could blame 'em?

454
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,592
- Ah!

455
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,179
- Excuse me for just a second.

456
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,179
- Alright.

457
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,264
Jess.

458
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,391
What?

459
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,351
Did you ever take

460
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,351
tuba lessons?

461
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,686
What are you

462
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,686
talking about?

463
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,312
Oh, we got a situation here.

464
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,648
Uncle Jesse.

465
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,692
I'll get back to you

466
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,692
on the tuba talk.

467
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,276
Listen, Deej,

468
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,276
I'm glad you're here.

469
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,777
I gotta talk

470
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,777
to you about Viper.

471
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,322
What? Did my dad call?

472
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,322
Was he flipping out?

473
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,199
Uh, yeah, he was, but, uh

474
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,076
don't worry,

475
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,076
your Uncle J calmed him down.

476
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,578
Oh, thanks, Uncle Jesse.

477
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,953
At least somebody

478
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,953
in this family is cool.

479
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:26,996
(Jesse)

480
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:26,996
'Yeah.'

481
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,747
- Where's Viper?

482
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,747
- I fired him.

483
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334
You fired him?

484
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,751
Well, just 'cause

485
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,751
I'm dating him?

486
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,045
Come on, D.J., I did it

487
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,045
for your own protection.

488
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,129
I know guys like this.

489
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,715
He's a musician, you know?

490
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:40,677
He's young, he's wild,

491
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:40,677
he's-he's got an earring, he..

492
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,721
Oh, my God, I'm starting

493
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,721
to sound like my father.

494
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,473
Actually,

495
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,473
you're more like my mother.

496
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,141
Oh, yeah, right.

497
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,895
Like I make dry pot roast

498
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,895
and talk back to Matlock.

499
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,900
What I mean is,

500
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,900
do you think my mother

501
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,485
was happy when

502
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,485
I started dating you?

503
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,112
- Mmm-hmm.

504
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,112
- No!

505
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,655
I had to show her that

506
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,655
there was more to you

507
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,990
than long hair,

508
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,990
rock and roll and a Harley.

509
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,992
Yeah, there's more

510
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,992
to Viper, too.

511
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,287
Yeah, have you

512
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,287
seen him in tight jeans?

513
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,248
Hey, Kimmy.

514
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,832
Free pickled

515
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,832
pig feet at the bar.

516
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,710
I'm there.

517
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,423
Hey, hey, hey!

518
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,508
Uh, speaking of polkas..

519
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:24,137
- Nobody was speaking of polkas.

520
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:24,137
- Perhaps we should.

521
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,014
Why aren't you

522
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,014
in your polka costume?

523
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,058
Why aren't you

524
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,058
in Brooklyn?

525
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,730
Come on. Come on.

526
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,730
The buses are here.

527
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,189
Huh?

528
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,189
Look, they're here.

529
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,859
Is there a dress code

530
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,859
we're not aware of?

531
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,113
You're the band, and you're

532
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,113
gonna to be playing polkas.

533
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,200
Listen, Jocko,

534
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,200
I may be getting old

535
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,786
but I'm still

536
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,786
young enough to rock and roll.

537
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,579
And there's no way that

538
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,579
I'm getting up on that stage

539
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,457
playing any silly stinking

540
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,457
polkas, alright?

541
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,126
And another thing, anybody

542
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,126
caught dead in these outfits

543
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,420
oughta be taken

544
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,420
out in the back and..

545
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,634
And-and-and

546
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,634
given an-an award

547
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,304
for their fine-fine

548
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,304
sense of fashion.

549
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,806
My, you look

550
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,806
handsome today.

551
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,766
[chuckles]

552
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,727
Listen I-I would love

553
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,727
to play a-a rousing rendition

554
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,646
of a-of a

555
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,646
hopping polka for you

556
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,357
but gosh darn it,

557
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,357
my tuba's out getting detailed.

558
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,025
Oh!

559
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,903
No problem. I have a room

560
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,903
full of polka supplies.

561
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,905
You're out of excuses, pal.

562
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,284
Well, uh, I-I can

563
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,284
help you out here, Jess.

564
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,203
- Viper.

565
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,203
- Hey, babe.

566
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,663
I was hoping

567
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,663
you'd be here.

568
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,375
Hey, how are you gonna

569
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,375
help, Goldilocks?

570
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:39,379
- Well, I-I play a little polka.

571
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:39,379
- Yeah?

572
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,381
Yeah, my dad

573
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,381
used to have a band

574
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,425
um, Big Heinz

575
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,425
and The Polka Dots.

576
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,470
Wait a minute. Where you the kid

577
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,470
with the little accordion?

578
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,013
Yeah, that-that was me.

579
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,432
Tiny Heinz.

580
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,352
Really?

581
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,436
You'd help me out

582
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,436
even though

583
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,146
I kicked you

584
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,146
out of the band?

585
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,232
Yeah.

586
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,775
You're alright, Tiny.

587
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,110
Uh, let's just

588
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,110
stick with Viper.

589
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,320
Right.

590
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,573
Listen, guys,

591
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,573
I'm, uh, I'm sorry

592
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,992
I lost my head over this whole

593
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,992
thing between you two.

594
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,661
So preoccupied

595
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,661
about getting old

596
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,954
I forgot what

597
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,954
it's like to be young.

598
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,709
And...I'd love to have

599
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,709
you back in the band.

600
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,503
You got it.

601
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:24,758
Well, well, well,

602
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:24,758
I'm glad we're all happy now.

603
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,468
But if we don't start to hear

604
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,468
some oompah-pah soon

605
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,262
this crowd's

606
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,262
gonna turn ugly.

607
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,098
I think

608
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,098
it's already turning.

609
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,435
Alright, I'm about

610
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,435
to say somethin'

611
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,311
I'm sure Elvis never said.

612
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,522
Let's polka, baby.

613
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,445
See, Deej?

614
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,445
Everything worked out just fine.

615
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,784
Uh...you might wanna

616
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,784
hold that thought.

617
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,832
Dad, we need to talk

618
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,832
about me and Viper.

619
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,964
Okay, you wanna talk

620
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,964
to me about you and Viper?

621
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,173
Let's talk.

622
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,887
I'm listening.

623
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,808
[sighs]

624
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,808
Dad, I'm sorry

625
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,808
I ran out like that.

626
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,684
I can't tell you

627
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,684
how much that hurt me, Deej.

628
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,978
Well, I didn't

629
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,978
do it to hurt you.

630
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,814
I was frustrated.

631
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,941
You weren't listening

632
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,941
to anything I was saying.

633
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,068
You just made your mind up

634
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,068
about Viper and that was it.

635
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,987
Look, I'm your father.

636
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,072
Don't I have any say

637
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,072
over who you go out with?

638
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,784
No.

639
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,577
It's not too late

640
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,577
to change your answer.

641
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,292
Dad, I love you,

642
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,292
and I respect your opinion.

643
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,545
But you have to respect the fact

644
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,545
that who I date is up to me.

645
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,047
I know that.

646
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,091
And-and I do.

647
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,762
I know I flip out sometimes.

648
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,975
Truth is I-I do trust

649
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,975
your judgment, D.J.

650
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,478
Thanks, dad.

651
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,478
That means a lot to me.

652
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,363
But Viper?

653
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,448
Dad, there's a lot of things

654
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,448
you don't know about him.

655
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,533
Yeah, like what?

656
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,076
Like, he's

657
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,076
a really decent guy.

658
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,079
I mean, he wanted

659
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,079
to tell you about us.

660
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,040
He's sweet and caring.

661
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,711
And looks really good

662
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,711
in leather shorts.

663
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,719
Willkommen

664
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,719
and what's happenin'?

665
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,889
[instrumental music]

666
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,435
♪ I wanna

667
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,435
rock and roll all night ♪

668
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,563
♪ He lives to rock

669
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,563
he's got to rock ♪

670
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,314
♪ And party every day ♪

671
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,860
♪ I wanna

672
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,860
rock and roll all night ♪

673
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,778
♪ He lives to rock

674
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,778
he's got to rock ♪

675
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,530
♪ And party every single day ♪

676
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,743
♪ I wanna

677
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,743
rock and roll all night ♪♪

678
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,539
♪ There's a party ♪

679
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,043
♪ Till the morning comes ♪

680
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,711
♪ Comes to party ♪

681
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,421
♪ There's a party ♪

682
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,882
♪ Till the morning comes ♪♪

683
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,764
[all cheering]