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- 'Hey, gang.'

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- 'Hey.'

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Oh, Joey's cooking. Uh, let me

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take a million to one shot.

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I don't know,

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just off the top of my head.

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- M-meatloaf?

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- No.

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For a little change of pace,

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I thought I'd come up

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with something different,

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so for your dining enjoyment

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I give you meat muffins.

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And I give you the menu to

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Wing Ho's. Let's call them now.

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I'm starved.

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What's for dinner?

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[grunts]

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Guys, you've been

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following me all day.

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That's 'cause we like you.

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I like you too, but why

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don't we take a little break

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from all this liking

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and eat dinner?

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Well, actually,

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dinner's gonna be late.

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Thanks to the Pillsbury

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meat boy.

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Let's play more, Michelle.

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Okay, how about hide and seek?

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You guys hide and I'll count.

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[both giggling]

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To a million.

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Little cranky there, sis.

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Do you know what

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it's like having little kids

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bugging you all day long?

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I guess you don't remember

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where you got that

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count-to-a-million trick.

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[theme music]

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face

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of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there

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and you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, it's the Saturday night

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with nothing-to-do gang.

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So, where's D.J.?

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She's upstairs getting dressed.

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She's not ready yet?

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It's our first frat party

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with college guys.

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I've looked like this

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since noon.

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Well, it's nighttime now.

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The darkness can only help.

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Boy, Danny, in college,

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our frat parties were a blast

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especially when all those high

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school girls used to show up.

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They believed everything

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we said.

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[chuckles]

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Yeah, we had some good times

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Mr. Fourth Man On The Moon.

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You did pretty well yourself,

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Mr. I Created Love Boat, Girls.

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[Danny chuckles]

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You guys lied to those girls?

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Well, yeah, it's not

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something we're proud of

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but, you know,

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when a kid is young

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and he wants

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to impress a girl

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he'll say just

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about anything to--

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I better go talk to D.J.

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Excuse me.

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[sighs]

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Deej, I am so nervous

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about this party.

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Pit check. One, two.

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- Dry as a bone.

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- I better be.

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That's the name of my deodorant.

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Kimmy, let's just try and relax

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and have fun tonight, okay?

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So, what if they're in college,

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and we're still in high school?

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I mean, there's no difference

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between you and those guys.

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Except about 600 points

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on your SATs.

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Uh, Deej, honey,

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about that frat party tonight

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I-I-I want you to know

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that I think you're a totally

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responsible, intelligent

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young woman, okay

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and I trust you completely.

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So, please, if you will just

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accept this fatherly advice

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in the spirit in which

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I'm giving it to you, okay?

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No matter what anybody

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may tell you tonight..

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...the guy who created

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love boat will not be there.

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I win again.

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[sighs]

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So you got lucky.

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Even Comet beat you.

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[whimpering]

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[whimpers]

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Well, Comet's

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a big, hairy cheater.

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[barking]

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[imitating a dog]

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[grunts]

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Okay, boys, there she is.

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There's your favorite cousin.

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Oh, no, I've been playing

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with them all day.

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Here you go.

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Go play. Go play.

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You wrecked it.

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You guys are driving me crazy.

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Just leave me alone.

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Michelle's mean.

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I am not mean.

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You've just been bugging me.

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We don't like you anymore.

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(Jesse)

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'Boys, boys,

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you don't mean that.'

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Oh, great,

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now they hate me.

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Oh, they don't hate you,

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Michelle.

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Michelle, don't worry. I mean,

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they're-they're just kids.

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You know, I mean, uh,

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you know, they say something

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and they forget about it

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a minute later.

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- We hate Michelle.

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- We, we hate Michelle.

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- We hate Michelle.

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- 'We hate Michelle.'

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- 'We hate Michelle.'

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- 'We hate Michelle.'

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- Woo-hoo! I can fly.

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- Shh! Shh!

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- Woo-hoo. I can fly.

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- Ssh! Shh!

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Kimmy, why couldn't you have

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drunk light beer? Urgh.

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- Whoo!

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- Shh.

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D.J., Deej,

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I just want you to know

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that I plan on being

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the same person I was

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before I developed superpowers.

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- What's going on in here?

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- Oh, great!

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It's the creature

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from the Blonde Lagoon.

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[chuckles]

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Um, Kimmy's not feeling

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very well.

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I feel fine.

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Wait a minute.

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I learned about this

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in health class.

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She has all the symptoms.

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[clicks fingers]

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Disorientation.

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Dilated pupils.

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Lack of balance.

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Kimmy ate tainted pork.

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Steph, she did not eat

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tainted pork.

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- She's drunk.

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- No.

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- We gotta tell dad.

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- No, no, we can't.

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Look, Kimmy's not exactly

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his favorite person.

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If he finds out, she'll never

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be allowed back in the house.

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Again I say,

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we gotta tell dad.

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[knock on door]

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(Danny)

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'D.J.'

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Yeah, one sec, dad. Urgh!

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Woo-hoo!

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Look, look, Kimmy, we're gonna

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play a little game, okay?

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Whoever can stay the quietest

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gets to lip wrestle

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with the captain

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of the football team.

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Play ball.

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Come in.

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You're home early.

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How was the party?

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Oh, it was great.

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Uh, it was really good.

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We just didn't wanna

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burn out on fun.

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I'm glad you had a good time.

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That isn't the guy who created

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love boat under there, is it?

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No, um, actually, i-it's Kimmy.

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She had a really big fight

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with her parents

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so I just told her

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she could sleep at our house.

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Why couldn't she just have

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a really big fight with us

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and sleep at her own house?

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[chuckles]

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That's something to think about.

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You know, I'm, I'm really tired.

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All that frat fun.

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I'll-I'll just see you guys

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in the morning?

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Alright.

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Sleep tight, sweetheart.

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Okay.

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(Kimmy)

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'Hey, this party's too dark.'

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Kimmy, the party's over.

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You got us kicked out.

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- Just go to sleep, okay?

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- You can't tell me what to do.

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[sighs]

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Look, Kimmy, I'm trying

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to be a good friend, okay?

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But you're making this

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really hard.

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Well, let me make it easy

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for you.

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I'm outta here.

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[gasps]

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[instrumental music]

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D.J., what am I gonna do?

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Nicky and Alex still hate me.

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D.J.?

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My, what a boney butt you have.

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I don't wanna go to school.

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- Mom, you shrunk.

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- Whoa!

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Well, you're finally up.

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Next time, dragon breath

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sleeps in your bed

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I want to be notified.

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Rise and shine.

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It's a beautiful morning.

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Oh, somebody, turn down the sun.

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Have a pleasant night?

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Oh, it was awful.

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I had this horrible dream I was

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driving a white porcelain bus.

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That's because you spent

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the night with your head

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in the toilet, throwing up.

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Oh!

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No wonder every time

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I hit the turn signal

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I heard a flush.

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Do you have any memory

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00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:41,622
of what happened last night?

292
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,833
Yes, I do.

293
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,753
You ruined the best night

294
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,753
of my life.

295
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,796
I ruined your night?

296
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,173
Who do you think

297
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,173
was holding your hair

298
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,675
while you were driving

299
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,675
that bus?

300
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,594
Who-who let you sleep

301
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,594
in their bed

302
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,513
while they slept on a chair?

303
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,140
Who called your parents

304
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,140
and covered for you?

305
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,143
You're just jealous because

306
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,143
I was the life of the party.

307
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,604
[scoffs]

308
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,604
You are so off.

309
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,108
Oh, please.

310
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,108
I remember everything.

311
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,193
The party was just getting hot.

312
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,570
[rock music]

313
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,654
<i>You were sitting on reject row.</i>

314
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,323
[indistinct chattering]

315
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,742
[laughing]

316
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,330
[laughing]

317
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,959
Kimmy, where have you been?

318
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,668
You promised

319
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,668
you wouldn't leave me alone.

320
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,171
[English accent]

321
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,171
I've been on the veranda

322
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,171
having cocktails

323
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,508
with these

324
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,508
incredibly engaging young men.

325
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,886
I hate this party. None of

326
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,886
the cool guys will talk to me.

327
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:41,266
<i>Au contraire.</i> I find

328
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:41,266
the guests quite obliging.

329
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,604
Oh, Kimmy, would you honor us

330
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,604
with a poem?

331
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,688
If you insist.

332
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,609
This is one of my favorites.

333
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:55,280
"I think that I shall never see

334
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:55,280
a poem lovely as a tree."

335
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,616
[applause]

336
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,204
Oh, hors d'oeuvres.

337
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,165
[applause]

338
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:11,171
Kimmy, I-I've never seen you

339
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:11,171
so clever and witty.

340
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,423
Not to mention coordinated.

341
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,591
And I hate it!

342
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,384
We're going home

343
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,384
and I'm driving.

344
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,638
I'm tired of taking

345
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,638
a back seat to you.

346
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:23,475
No, don't take her from us.

347
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:23,475
She's a national treasure.

348
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,769
The party will die

349
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,769
without her grace and charm.

350
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,896
Then let it die!

351
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,485
<i>(Kimmy)</i>

352
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,485
<i>And that's how</i>

353
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,485
<i>you ruined my night.</i>

354
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:37,155
Hello, news flash. I saved

355
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:37,155
your scrawny neck last night.

356
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,408
You embarrassed my scrawny neck

357
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,408
last night.

358
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,327
I think it's time

359
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,327
we went our separate ways.

360
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,954
Oh, that's the first coherent

361
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,954
thing you've said all day.

362
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,541
Oh, good. We agree.

363
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,541
This friendship is over.

364
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,043
- Fine with me.

365
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,043
- Fine with me.

366
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,130
Kimmy, this is my room.

367
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,090
You are so possessive.

368
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,139
[imitating Swedish chef]

369
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,397
Joey, it doesn't smell

370
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,397
like French toast.

371
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,607
Steph, I am determined

372
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,607
to come up

373
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,484
with a tasty meal

374
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,484
for this family.

375
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:18,112
Now, I only know two things

376
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:18,112
for certain in this world.

377
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,324
People love pastry.

378
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,324
People love fish.

379
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,785
Thus I submit

380
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,785
for your approval..

381
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,496
[toaster pops]

382
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,790
...flounder tarts.

383
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,253
Approval denied.

384
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,467
Uncle Jesse, when are you gonna

385
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,467
talk to Nicky and Alex?

386
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,095
- They're still mad at me.

387
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,095
- Don't worry about it, shorty.

388
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,556
Your Uncle Jesse has it

389
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,556
all taken care of.

390
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,903
Joey, two questions.

391
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,114
Can you help me?

392
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,658
And what did I

393
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,658
just put in my mouth?

394
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:08,246
Yes, and flounder tart.

395
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,335
Oh, brother.

396
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,879
I should have got all the bones

397
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,879
out of this one.

398
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,220
Give me that. Give me that.

399
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,180
[spitting]

400
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,355
Alright, there you go.

401
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,690
Jess, the boys are here.

402
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,275
Alright, boys,

403
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,275
sit down, sit down.

404
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,152
Honey, you know, I still

405
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,152
think that we should let

406
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,861
the kids work this out

407
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,861
for themselves.

408
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,114
Becky, sweetheart,

409
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,114
sweetheart, sweetheart

410
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,907
if kids could work things

411
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,907
out by themselves

412
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,618
then they wouldn't need parents.

413
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,287
Now, I'm gonna teach them

414
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,287
something called forgiveness.

415
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,206
Sit back...and watch the master.

416
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,417
Yes, master.

417
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,629
I'll be over there

418
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,629
in my bottle if you need me.

419
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,300
Alright, Jeannie.

420
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,300
Alright, Jeannie.

421
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,261
Alright, gentlemen, now, when

422
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,261
you're dealing with your, uh

423
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,306
cousins, or-or your friends,

424
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,306
there's a very important thing

425
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,100
I like to call forgiveness,

426
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,100
alright?

427
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,186
Can you guys say that with me?

428
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,186
Say forgiveness.

429
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,814
- Forgiveness.

430
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,814
- Forgiveness.

431
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:16,939
Heck of a try. Good.

432
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,483
I-I, I see it's a little fuzzy

433
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,901
so I-I-I'll show you

434
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,901
what I'm talking about.

435
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,112
Joseph, can you help me out

436
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,112
over here? I need a little hand.

437
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,406
- Absolutely.

438
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,406
- 'Okay.'

439
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:30,495
Now, um, say, say,

440
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:30,495
say, I was to put, uh

441
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831
I don't know, one of Joey's, uh

442
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,626
very delicious flounder tarts

443
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,626
in his pocket here, like so.

444
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,003
Watch. See, just put it

445
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,003
in the pocket.

446
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,547
And I give it a nice, uh..

447
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,050
What's the word

448
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,050
I'm looking for? Whack!

449
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,926
'Like so.'

450
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,138
I know that my dear pal, Joey,

451
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,138
would forgive me.

452
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,850
- Right, Joe?

453
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,850
- Yes, I forgive you.

454
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,434
Thank you.

455
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,434
You see how that works, boys?

456
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,895
I do a thing, he forgives.

457
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,895
I-it works very nice.

458
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,647
Now, uh, boys, can you

459
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,647
find it in your heart

460
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,482
to, uh, forgive Michelle

461
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,482
over there?

462
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,984
- No.

463
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,984
- 'No?'

464
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,697
Okay, well, I see this concept

465
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,697
may need another example.

466
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,282
Oh, well, permit me, daddy.

467
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,410
[Joey chuckling]

468
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:15,248
Now, boys, if I were to take

469
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:15,248
some of this leftover fish goo..

470
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,793
- Well..

471
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,793
- And put some of it in my hand.

472
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,463
And just kind of goop it

473
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,463
on daddy's face..

474
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,216
'...like so..'

475
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,387
...I know

476
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,387
that he would forgive me.

477
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,056
I'm gonna--

478
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,478
...forgive you. I forgive you.

479
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,478
I do forgive you.

480
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,355
[chuckles]

481
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,442
Yeah, well, let's, l-l-let's

482
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,442
keep going with this thing

483
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,110
shall we?

484
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,363
Now, boys, pay attention.

485
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,866
If I were to, say, uh,

486
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,866
oh, I don't know

487
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,577
take this whole pitcher of..

488
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,871
...flounder goo..

489
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,623
...and then I was to, say,

490
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,623
pour it down Joey's shirt..

491
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,667
Joseph, can you help me?

492
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,667
My-my hands are a little dirty.

493
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,050
...like this.

494
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,071
I know that my buddy, Joey,

495
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,071
would forgive me, right, Joe?

496
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,158
Oh, I forgive you, Jess.

497
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:36,120
But, boys, just so

498
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:36,120
there's not a shadow of a doubt

499
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,249
on this whole

500
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,249
forgiveness concept..

501
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,919
Suppose I were to take this

502
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,919
eggbeater, and crank it up

503
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:46,005
to frappe, and just

504
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:46,005
stand behind your dad--

505
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,968
Okay! Okay!

506
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,968
Okay, professors.

507
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,349
Now, boys..

508
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,311
Before this fish fry

509
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,311
goes any further

510
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,063
can you please tell your cousin,

511
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,063
Michelle that you forgive her?

512
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,108
- We can't.

513
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,108
- Why not?

514
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,237
We don't know

515
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,237
what forgive means.

516
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,411
Guys, forgiveness means you know

517
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,411
I'm sorry for what I did

518
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,664
and you'll give me

519
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,664
another chance

520
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,749
'cause we love each other.

521
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,376
Oh!

522
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,797
We forgive you.

523
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,973
See, now, who knew the kids

524
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,973
could work this out

525
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,350
all by themselves?

526
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,062
Oh, that's right.

527
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,356
[chuckles]

528
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,356
I did.

529
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,946
Hey, Deej, we're all going out

530
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,946
to breakfast.

531
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574
The kitchen smells

532
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574
like sea world.

533
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,868
You can, uh, you can bring

534
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,868
Kimmy along if you'd like.

535
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,997
I wouldn't invite Kimmy to

536
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,997
any place where humans gather.

537
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,291
Oh, so I take it you two

538
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,291
had a little argument.

539
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,087
Little in the sense

540
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,087
that we're never talking again.

541
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,007
The truth is Kimmy slept here

542
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,007
last night because she got drunk

543
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,718
at that party,

544
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,718
and couldn't go home.

545
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,013
I hope you weren't drinking too.

546
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,390
No, dad, don't worry.

547
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,390
I-I wasn't drinking.

548
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:23,853
And I drove home...

549
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:23,853
after I fought her for the keys.

550
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,439
Oh, man. It's a good thing

551
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,439
you were there.

552
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,608
Why didn't you tell me

553
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,608
about this last night?

554
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,484
I should have,

555
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,484
but I was afraid

556
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,486
you wouldn't

557
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,486
let me see her again.

558
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,782
But that's just fine

559
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,782
with me.

560
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,242
Well, Deej, I know I say

561
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,242
a lot of things about Kimmy

562
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,327
being an annoying,

563
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,327
obnoxious nuisance

564
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,872
and I mean every one of them..

565
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,332
...but she's still

566
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,332
your best friend.

567
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,418
If somebody

568
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,418
makes a wrong choice

569
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,836
I don't think you can just

570
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,631
walk away from them

571
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,631
and ignore 'em.

572
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,424
Yeah, well, I-I really

573
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,424
don't wanna spend

574
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,719
the rest of my life with Kimmy

575
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,719
draped over my shoulder.

576
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,430
She's just not the kind of

577
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,430
person I wanna hang out with.

578
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,726
Yeah, but you're the kind

579
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,726
of person she needs.

580
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,645
Especially now,

581
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,645
don't you think?

582
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,862
I thought you'd have

583
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,862
made it home by now.

584
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,906
I'm pacing myself.

585
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:20,743
My objective

586
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:20,743
is the fence by nightfall.

587
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,413
- Kimmy, you're so hungover.

588
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,413
- Oh, stop screamin'.

589
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,874
I don't need to hear

590
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,874
any more lectures from you.

591
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,709
Well, what you need

592
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,709
to hear is exactly

593
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,544
what happened

594
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,544
at that party last night.

595
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,588
<i>I was actually</i>

596
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,588
<i>having a good time.</i>

597
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,632
<i>I was talking </i>

598
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,632
<i>to these two nice guys.</i>

599
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,258
<i>You were off</i>

600
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,258
<i>somewhere getting drunk.</i>

601
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,094
[indistinct chattering]

602
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,807
- It's showtime.

603
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,807
- 'Hey.'

604
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,266
Kimmy, Kimmy, don't do this.

605
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,269
Out of my way,

606
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,269
Little Miss Perfect.

607
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:53,192
Alright, attention,

608
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:53,192
ladies and gentle-dudes.

609
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:58,280
I would like to recite

610
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:58,280
a little poem entitled Gas.

611
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,199
[burps]

612
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,659
[all groaning]

613
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,162
Thank you.

614
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,162
I wrote that one myself.

615
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,707
And now for my encore.

616
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,709
Hey, snacks.

617
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,924
[shattering]

618
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,425
Oh, dear.

619
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,011
Who invited her?

620
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,513
[coughing]

621
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,688
Hey, hey, I want you to get

622
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,688
your friend out of here now.

623
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,439
Oh, sure, she's boring.

624
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,401
That's no reason

625
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,401
to kick her out of the party.

626
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,528
We already kicked out the guys

627
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,528
who brought the beer.

628
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,613
If we get caught,

629
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,613
we could lose our charter.

630
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,948
I'm sorry. We're leaving.

631
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,910
- Kimmy, give me the keys.

632
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,910
- I think not.

633
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,454
If you're making me leave,

634
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,454
at least I can just drive home.

635
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,416
Kimmy, you're in no condition

636
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,416
to drive home.

637
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,878
But if I walk,

638
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,878
I might fall and hurt myself.

639
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,379
Let's go.

640
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,926
Oh, I told you so.

641
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,762
<i>(D.J.)</i>

642
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,762
<i>And that's what</i>

643
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,762
<i>really happened.</i>

644
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,764
You just can't admit

645
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,764
you were jealous of me.

646
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,850
You had to embarrass me

647
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,850
and take my car keys like..

648
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,435
...like I'm some kind of child.

649
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,395
Kimmy, you could barely walk.

650
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,607
It's my life.

651
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,607
What do you care?

652
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,193
I'm sorry. I do care.

653
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,820
My mom died

654
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,820
because of a drunk driver.

655
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,698
I wasn't gonna lose

656
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,698
my best friend the same way.

657
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,626
Deej..

658
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,419
...I'm sorry.

659
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,217
I know. I made an idiot

660
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,217
out of myself last night.

661
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,720
I didn't know how

662
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,720
to talk to those frat guys.

663
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:48,933
But after a-a couple of drinks,

664
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:48,933
I started to loosen up.

665
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:52,145
For the first time in my life,

666
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:52,145
I felt cool.

667
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,190
Well, Kimmy, they called you

668
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,190
a lot of things at that party

669
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,735
but cool wasn't one of them.

670
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,029
Well, Deej, how come

671
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,029
you weren't nervous?

672
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,573
Are you kidding?

673
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,573
I was a wreck.

674
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,408
I was talking

675
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,408
to this really cute guy

676
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,535
and-and he kept smiling at me.

677
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,329
And then I-I looked down,

678
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,329
and I realized

679
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,373
that my elbow

680
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,373
was in the clam dip.

681
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,835
Oh, man, I would

682
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,835
have been so humiliated.

683
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,963
Yeah, well,

684
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,963
it wasn't my finest moment.

685
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,674
But in some weird way,

686
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,674
it broke the ice

687
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,802
and we were laughing about it.

688
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:29,515
So, the trick to staying calm is

689
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:29,515
to keep your elbow in the dip?

690
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:33,102
The trick is to remember

691
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:33,102
that everybody is nervous

692
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,856
and it's a lot easier to handle

693
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,856
if you stay in control.

694
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,276
I'm glad one of us did.

695
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,279
Thanks, D.J.

696
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,543
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