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[instrumental music]
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Oh, I love the smell
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of a shoe sale in the morning.
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Yeah. A store full of shoes
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and dad's credit card.
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It's like winning a lottery.
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- Hi, ladies, can I help you?
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- Yeah.
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I need new shoes. It's getting
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kinda crowded down here.
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Well, let's have a look.
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See, my clogs are all clogged.
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Well, actually,
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we are all looking
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to spruce up the old dogs.
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[gasps]
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Excuse me a minute.
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Those dogs should
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be put to sleep.
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Um, excuse me,
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miss, but, uh..
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...we reserve the right
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to refuse service to those feet.
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I don't get it. I've never
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even been in this shoe store.
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Bad smells travels fast.
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I like these shoes.
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Oh, well, let's step over
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here, see what size you are.
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I like those shoes.
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Let's see your foot.
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[sighs]
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Size 13.
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My, my, for a little girl,
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you certainly have, uh..
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...very, shall we say
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healthy feet.
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He said, I have healthy feet.
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That's just a nice
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way of saying big.
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You've grown two
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sizes this year.
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Is that a lot?
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Not for Bigfoot.
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Looks like all your little
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piggy's went to market
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and stopped at Sizzler
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on the way home.
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Look on
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the bright side, Michelle
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by the time you
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get to high school
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you'll be able
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water ski without skis.
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My feet aren't that big.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh, excuse me.
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Do you have this
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for Michelle, in a larger size?
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Very funny.
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[theme music]
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere.. ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out
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there and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, boys,
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it's time to go to sleep.
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But first, we've got
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a special treat for ya.
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Guys, we used to do this for
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Michelle, when she was your age.
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And the tradition continues.
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Lullabies,
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the next generation.
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Alright, gentlemen,
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start your vocal cords.
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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(all)
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Hello!
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Good song.
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Okay. Well, that,
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that wasn't the song, son.
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Well, what we are
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waiting for?
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[Jesse singing
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"Return To Pooh Corner"]
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♪ Christopher Robin
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and I walked along ♪
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♪ Under branches
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lit up by the moon ♪
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♪ Posing our questions
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to Owl and Eeyore ♪
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♪ As our days disappeared
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all too soon ♪
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♪ Now I've wandered much
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further today than I should ♪
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♪ And I can't seem to find
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my way back to the wood ♪
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♪ So help me if you
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can I've got to get ♪
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♪ Back to the house
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at Pooh Corner by one ♪
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♪ You'd be surprised
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there's so much to be done ♪
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♪ Count all the bees
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in the hive ♪
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Oh, I love this song.
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♪ Chase all the clouds
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from the sky ♪
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♪ Chase all clouds away ♪
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♪ Pooh ♪♪
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Oh, that's Pooh alright.
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One more time.
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Oh, no, no more time, guys.
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It's bed time now.
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Alright. Come on.
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Time to go to bed.
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- Come on.
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- Alright, in you go.
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Goodnight, son.
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- Ready, boys.
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- Yeah.
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♪ Goodnight ♪
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♪ Goodnight ♪
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♪ Goodnight ♪
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♪ Goodnight ♪♪
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- Nighty night.
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- Goodnight, boys.
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- Goodnight.
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- Goodnight, sweetie.
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Goodnight.
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I love you.
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We sounded great,
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didn't we?
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Uh, yeah, yeah,
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we sounded, uh..
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Oh, we-we sounded like we never
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sounded before, right, boys?
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We've-we've never
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sounded like that.
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That was a whole new sound.
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You know what,
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we should do this every day.
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Two shows on Saturday,
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bedtime and naptime.
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Maybe we could even start like
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our own little
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family singing group.
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Like the Osmond's.
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Goodnight,
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Donnie, Jimmy, Tito.
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Gentlemen, we've
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got a big problem.
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What would that
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big problem be?
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Uh, did you
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hear her voice?
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She sounds like
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a cat in Cuisinart.
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That's not a big problem.
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A big problem
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is like, if, um..
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Well, if-if like
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your butt fell off.
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What?
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Well, you'd-you'd be totally
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out of the mooing business.
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- Sit down.
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- Okay. Alright.
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The point is that
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we worked too hard
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on those harmonies,
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you know.
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I mean, the thought
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of Becky butchering
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those songs every day.
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And twice on Saturdays, it's a..
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Guys, I don't think
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it's gonna work.
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Well, why don't we, uh,
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give her a tambourine
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and stick her in the back, like
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Paul McCartney did with Linda?
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No, no-no, you know what,
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I-I'm just gonna teach her
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to sing on-key or in a key.
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How about in the Florida Keys?
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I don't know, Jess, you know,
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trying to teach something
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to someone in your family
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can be really touchy.
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Becky won't even know
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she's been taught.
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I'll tell her, we're
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working on some harmonies
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for that little song that
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we're doing and if she learns
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how to sing in
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the process, well then..
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...thank God.
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Comet, this book has
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all the world records in it.
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Biggest head.
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Biggest ears.
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Here it is,
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biggest feet.
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Oh, no!
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That's what I'm gonna
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look like someday.
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[whimpers]
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Hi, Michelle.
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Hmm. "Children's
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Book of World Records."
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What are you reading about?
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Uh, the worlds biggest...tomato.
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How big is it?
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Too big.
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By now, it's probably
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a case of ketchup.
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[laughing]
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I'm going to sleep.
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Boy, I got to get
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some new big tomato material.
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See you
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in the morning, Michelle.
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[instrumental music]
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(female #1)
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Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Big..
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You've grown
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two sizes this year.
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Healthy feet,
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healthy feet, healthy feet.
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You'll be able
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to water ski without skis.
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Do you have this for Michelle,
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in a larger size?
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[all laughing]
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[thinking]
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I'm home.
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Oh, good, Michelle's home.
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I hope she had better day
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than yesterday.
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That carpool
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is getting ridiculous.
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Twenty clowns
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in one Volkswagen.
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Well, you must have had
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a nice day, you're smiling.
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How many times do
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I have to tell you..
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...it's painted on.
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Uncle Jesse, can you
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help me with these shoes?
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I don't know whether to use
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a shoehorn or the jaws of life.
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Alright. Come up here.
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You ready?
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One, two, three.
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Have mercy!
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(together)
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Yikes.
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Michelle, those puppies
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are getting huge.
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What are you using,
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Desenex or Miracle Grow?
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Daddy.
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[crunch]
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Ow! Michelle.
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You got to put a wide-load
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sign on those babies.
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Sorry. Daddy, why can't
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I go back to school?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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We talked about this before.
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The last time you were there
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you were playing hopscotch
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and you squished the janitor.
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And I don't have
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to remind you about
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that near-fatal
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hokey-pokey accident.
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Yeah, you put your left foot in,
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you took everybody out.
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Let's take a ride
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00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,559
on Michelle's feet.
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00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,395
Hmm, sorry, boys.
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Last time you slipped between
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her toes and got lost.
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00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,236
Hey, Pauline Bunion.
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00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,779
I, uh, I picked up
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a little foot powder
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to get you through the weekend.
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Oh, and father of the freak
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00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,454
you owe me 412 smackaroonies.
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Great.
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Maybe we can make
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some money back.
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00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,918
Michelle, trim your toenails.
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00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,422
We'll sell the clippings
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as boomerangs.
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Michelle, I-I swear,
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your-your feet
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are getting
321
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bigger every minute.
322
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,385
No, they are not.
323
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,764
Oh, no, they're
324
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,764
growing again.
325
00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,183
[Michelle screaming]
326
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,310
They're out of control!
327
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,310
Run for your life.
328
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,644
[all screaming]
329
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,815
Wait! Don't go!
330
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,444
'Somebody help me!
331
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,444
They're growing like crazy!'
332
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,153
[all screaming]
333
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782
Joey, do something.
334
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,951
Uh, I got it.
335
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,951
Let's tickle it.
336
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,707
Stop it. Stop it.
337
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,707
That tickles.
338
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,209
That tickles.
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00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,209
Stop it. Stop it.
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00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,796
Stop it! Stop it!
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00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,796
Stop it! Stop it!
342
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,093
Oh, thank goodness.
343
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,093
It was just a dream.
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00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,930
[screaming]
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00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,767
[screaming continues]
346
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,231
Michelle, Michelle, wake up.
347
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,231
You're having a bad dream.
348
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,067
That's what I thought
349
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,067
but it is not, it's real.
350
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,319
Look.
351
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,492
Oh, so you ate
352
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,492
cookies in bed.
353
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,784
We've all done it.
354
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,119
Now relax, you're fine.
355
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,374
I'm not fine.
356
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,374
I'm a big foot freak.
357
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,002
[instrumental music]
358
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,056
- Hi, Michelle.
359
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,056
- Hi, Lisa.
360
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,099
What are you doing,
361
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,099
you were supposed
362
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,392
to meet us at
363
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,392
the park today.
364
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,144
- Are you sick?
365
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,144
- Yeah.
366
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,063
- I'm sick of these feet.
367
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,063
- Well, you better get over it.
368
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,066
You're stuck with them
369
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,066
for the rest of your life.
370
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,693
Don't you see?
371
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,693
They're growing like crazy.
372
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,279
Really?
373
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,240
- Are they growing right now?
374
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,240
- Get back.
375
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,284
These things can
376
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,284
take an eye out.
377
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,998
This is what they're
378
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,998
gonna look like.
379
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,958
Gross.
380
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,461
They look like
381
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,461
two Buicks with toes.
382
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,174
But it'll look good on you.
383
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,301
What am I gonna do?
384
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,387
I know how
385
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,387
we can shrink 'em.
386
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,805
- Will it hurt?
387
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,805
- Don't worry.
388
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,265
I won't feel a thing.
389
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,977
[piano music]
390
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,314
- Hi, honey.
391
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,314
- Hi.
392
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,440
Oh, Jess, you know what?
393
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,774
I made up a list of songs that
394
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,235
our group can sing to the boys.
395
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,987
Oh, dynamite,
396
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,987
dynamite, dynamite stuff.
397
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,532
But, um, I figured,
398
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,532
why don't, why don't we work
399
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,741
a little bit on the song
400
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,741
we sang last night, you know?
401
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,245
You see, I've-I've written
402
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,245
you a special little part.
403
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,414
Oh, you didn't have
404
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,414
to write me a special part.
405
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,041
I'd be fine singing
406
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,041
whatever pops into my head.
407
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,918
Oh, it's whatever pops
408
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,918
out of your mouth that
409
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,546
we should work on.
410
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,546
Come over here. Come over here.
411
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,631
Now remember the part,
412
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,631
"chase the clouds away?"
413
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,299
[Jesse clears throat]
414
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,299
We do it a little lower.
415
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,552
♪ Chase the clouds away ♪
416
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,136
♪ Chase the clouds away ♪
417
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,846
♪ Chase ♪
418
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,846
♪ Chase ♪
419
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,056
♪ Chaset the clouds away ♪
420
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,684
♪ Chase chase chase ♪♪
421
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,227
Close, that's very close.
422
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,396
Can I give you just
423
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,396
this one little, little tip?
424
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,314
Oh, sure, go ahead.
425
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,314
Tip away.
426
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,692
It's your posture. I think
427
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,692
it's your just one little tip.
428
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,776
But I think it's your posture.
429
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,776
You need to...you know what?
430
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,237
Actually, I just thought
431
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,237
of a second one.
432
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,947
Uh, it's your posture
433
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,947
and your diaphragm.
434
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,324
You have to breathe,
435
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,324
breathe from your dia..
436
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,285
You know, I just,
437
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,285
see, boom, I just think
438
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,911
and a third one just came out.
439
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,414
You have to enunciate.
440
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,414
You see, you have to enunciate.
441
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,625
- Enunciate.
442
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,625
- That's it. Very good.
443
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,251
Got it.
444
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,837
Okay. Uh, let's try
445
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,837
this little, little exercise.
446
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,172
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪♪
447
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,424
Try that.
448
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,593
[off-tune]
449
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,593
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪♪
450
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,389
Okay. Uh, well, let's see,
451
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,389
one more time, if we, if we can.
452
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,933
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
453
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,933
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
454
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,268
[off-key]
455
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,268
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
456
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,185
From your diaphragm.
457
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,729
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
458
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:33,688
Now you're not standing up.
459
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,189
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
460
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,107
Enunciate.
461
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,025
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
462
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,611
Diaphragm. Stand up..
463
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,154
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
464
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,490
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪
465
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,490
♪ May mee my moe moo ♪♪
466
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,992
Jess, Jess,
467
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,992
Jess, stop it! Stop it!
468
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,662
What are you trying to do?
469
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,662
Giving me a singing lesson?
470
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,037
No.
471
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,790
No.
472
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,667
No. No. No.
473
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:58,797
Uh, no, it's not, it's not, it's
474
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:58,797
not a singing lesson per se.
475
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,674
It's more of a..
476
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:04,177
...a singing tip, tip session.
477
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,263
Alright, fine.
478
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,263
So I'm not the best singer.
479
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,683
I don't peel
480
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,683
the paint off the walls.
481
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,519
No, but the-the beams
482
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,519
are starting to buckle.
483
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,605
Okay. So I don't have
484
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,605
the greatest voice.
485
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:16,939
I'm not hurting anybody.
486
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,193
Well, see, that's,
487
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,193
that's where we disagree.
488
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,822
You see, as a, as a professional
489
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,822
musician, I-I rely on my ear.
490
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,741
And, uh, if my ears
491
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,741
exposed to, uh
492
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,243
to sound that, that, that, uh..
493
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,620
Uh, I mean this in a nice way
494
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,624
sounds like, like a fork
495
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,624
in a garbage disposal
496
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,417
it could ruin said ear.
497
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,587
I'd like to whomp
498
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,587
you upside said ear.
499
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,214
Beck, don't get
500
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,214
so emotional.
501
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,174
It's-it's just
502
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,174
a little criticism.
503
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,677
How would you like it
504
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,677
if I criticized you?
505
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,845
Well, I'm sure I can take it
506
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888
if I had any faults
507
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888
to criticize.
508
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,478
Well, Mr. Overmoussed, two hours
509
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,478
in front of the mirror
510
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,232
hair accouterment, per se, have
511
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,232
mercy, Hell's Angel dropout
512
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,026
overcritical Elvis wannabe
513
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,737
handle that.
514
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,577
Not bad for your
515
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,577
first lesson...honey.
516
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,622
Are you sure this
517
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,622
really shrinks stuff?
518
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,165
They call it shrink wrap.
519
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,839
And it'll keep my feet
520
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,839
fresh for up to five days.
521
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,425
Just to be sure,
522
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,425
we'd better use the ice too.
523
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,677
Why the ice?
524
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,597
My brother once got
525
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,597
this big bump on his head..
526
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,099
He accidently
527
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,099
ran into my fist.
528
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,560
My mom put ice on it.
529
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,560
And it completely shrunk.
530
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,144
His head?
531
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,521
No. The bump.
532
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,317
Are you really
533
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,317
going to do this?
534
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,529
[gasps]
535
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,867
Aah! It's freezing.
536
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,873
"And they lived
537
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,873
happily ever after."
538
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,459
Sing us a song, mama.
539
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,711
Oh, you don't want
540
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,711
to hear me sing.
541
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,171
It might
542
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,171
buckle the beams.
543
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,548
No, it won't.
544
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,135
Please, mama?
545
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,972
Oh, now how can
546
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,972
I say no to that?
547
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,974
[on-key]
548
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,974
♪ Winnie the pooh ♪
549
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:18,018
♪ Doesn't know what to do ♪
550
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,396
♪ Got a honey jar
551
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,396
stuck on his.. ♪
552
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,940
What?
553
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,733
- Nose.
554
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,733
- Nose.
555
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,485
Nose.
556
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:30,907
♪ He came to me asking
557
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:30,907
help and advice ♪
558
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,199
♪ And.. ♪♪
559
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,996
Sing more, mama.
560
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,916
You're the bestest.
561
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,961
Ah, thanks, but I don't think
562
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,961
everyone feels that way.
563
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,588
No, you boys are right.
564
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,841
Your mom sounds beautiful.
565
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,926
Jess, you said I sound
566
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,926
like grinding flatware.
567
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,179
Well, that's 'cause
568
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,179
I wasn't listening.
569
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,514
I mean, I was hearing the notes
570
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,767
but I wasn't feeling
571
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,767
the love behind 'em.
572
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,393
I'm sorry, Beck.
573
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,354
I'm sorry, too.
574
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,023
I said some pretty mean things.
575
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:08,068
Hair and the motorcycle
576
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:08,068
and Elvis wannabe s--
577
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,947
No need to relive that.
578
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,406
Apology accepted.
579
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,658
I guess criticism
580
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,658
hurts more when
581
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,284
it comes from
582
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,284
someone you love.
583
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,620
Yeah, 'cause when it comes
584
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,620
from someone you don't like
585
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,748
you can just, you know,
586
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,748
knock 'em upside the head.
587
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,501
- Forgive me?
588
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,501
- Am I still in the group?
589
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,880
- Absolutely.
590
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,880
- You're forgiven.
591
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,756
Kiss her already.
592
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,260
All they just do
593
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,260
is talk, talk, talk.
594
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,643
What are you
595
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,643
doin' over here?
596
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,811
You tell me
597
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,811
kiss here, then you..
598
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,145
Four-way kiss.
599
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,145
Four-way kiss.
600
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,191
Ready? Mm. Four-way. Mm.
601
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,070
- Are they s-s-smaller?
602
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,070
- No.
603
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,488
But they're bluer.
604
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,492
Michelle, what are you doing?
605
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,702
That's ice water.
606
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,162
D-d-duh.
607
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,081
What are you doing?
608
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,081
Making a bunion slurpee?
609
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,374
Get out of there.
610
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,501
No. I'm not d-done.
611
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,461
- Yes, you are.
612
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,461
- No!
613
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,463
[indistinct chattering]
614
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:16,054
Okay, okay, okay! Go to your
615
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:16,054
neutral corners, please.
616
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,471
Oh, that's where
617
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,471
all the ice went.
618
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,514
I'm over here drinking
619
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,516
a warm Sarsaparilla.
620
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,065
Dad, Michelle was soaking
621
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,065
her feet in ice water.
622
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,408
Michelle, your feet
623
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,408
are wrapped in plastic.
624
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118
There's a bucket
625
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118
of ice water on the floor.
626
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,412
I can only guess
627
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,412
what's been going on up here.
628
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,082
I'm trying to shrink my feet.
629
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,000
Ooh, I would've been right.
630
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,131
Michelle, where would you
631
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,131
get a crazy idea like that?
632
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,134
Well, got to go.
633
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,806
Michelle, why the heck would
634
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,806
you want to shrink your feet.
635
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,142
Because I'm a freak. They're
636
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,142
growing two sizes in a year.
637
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,186
Honey, you're just going
638
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,186
through a growth spurt.
639
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,523
What would make you
640
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,523
think you're a freak?
641
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:13,611
Uh, dad, we might have helped
642
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:13,611
with that freak scenario.
643
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,905
We were kinda givin' Michelle
644
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,905
a hard time at the shoe store.
645
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:16,948
What did you say to her?
646
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,532
Oh, standard foot humor.
647
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,785
Something about
648
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,785
Bigfoot and water skis.
649
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,578
Yeah, and her feet
650
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,578
being so big they looked
651
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,957
like two beaver tails
652
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,957
with laces.
653
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,875
You never said that.
654
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,209
Actually, I just
655
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,209
thought of it.
656
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,837
Figured I better use it
657
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,837
or lose it.
658
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,842
But, um, anyway,
659
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,842
I'm really sorry, Michelle.
660
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,468
It was kinda out of control.
661
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,886
Yeah, I'm sorry too.
662
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,346
We shouldn't have
663
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,346
teased you like that.
664
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,015
You know, sometimes
665
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,015
little teasing
666
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,018
can blow things out
667
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,018
of proportion for a little kid.
668
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,310
I remember,
669
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,310
when I was your age
670
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,062
I was the tallest kid
671
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,062
in my class
672
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,564
everybody used
673
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,564
to call me "freckle shins."
674
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,400
"Freckle shins?"
675
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,362
And there's a connection
676
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,362
between that and your height?
677
00:19:56,403 --> 00:20:00,908
See what happened was, I would
678
00:19:56,403 --> 00:20:00,908
grow but my pants wouldn't.
679
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,494
So what-what I had was
680
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,494
a situation where
681
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,997
there was this big gap
682
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,997
between my socks
683
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,790
and the bottom of my pants.
684
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,627
So what you saw, well,
685
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,627
you know, you get the picture.
686
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,796
Unfortunately, yes.
687
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,297
Well, the point is,
688
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,297
look, I was afraid
689
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,091
I was gonna grow up
690
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,091
to be some kinda giant.
691
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,342
So, I used walk
692
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,342
around hunched over
693
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,178
hoping I'd look shorter.
694
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,389
And what I looked like
695
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,389
was a giant question mark.
696
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,725
Well, your tall,
697
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,725
but you're not a giant.
698
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,812
And your feet might be a tiny
699
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,812
bit big, but they're normal.
700
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,605
Honey, everybody
701
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,605
has something about themselves
702
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,440
they're not
703
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,440
completely happy with it.
704
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,694
Yeah, just-just take a look
705
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,694
at me for instance, Michelle.
706
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,821
My head is shaped like a toe.
707
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,824
No. It's not.
708
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,410
Let him finish, Michelle.
709
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,410
This should be good.
710
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,163
You see, when I was
711
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,163
growing up, uh
712
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,664
everybody called me toe-head.
713
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:59,175
Joey, toe-head
714
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:59,175
is an expression
715
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:03,262
that people use
716
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:03,262
to describe kids..
717
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,514
...with very blond hair.
718
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,776
Get completely out of here.
719
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:24,909
Joey, it's true. We were
720
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:24,909
called that all the time.
721
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,578
You see, Michelle,
722
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,578
your-your own imagination
723
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,456
or sheer ignorance..
724
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,500
...can make things seem a lot
725
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,500
worse than they really are.
726
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,795
I guess my feet
727
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,795
aren't that bad.
728
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,338
When they're
729
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,338
not all pruney.
730
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,093
Believe me, honey, you
731
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,093
are a beautiful, normal child
732
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,637
and you are going to grow up
733
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,637
to be a beautiful, normal adult.
734
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,639
- You promise?
735
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,639
- I promise.
736
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,854
So you guys..
737
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,152
...are basically saying
738
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,152
that-that my head's
739
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,945
not shaped like a toe, I..
740
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:07,118
I always thought I had
741
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:07,118
this ingrown forehead and..
742
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,912
Yeah, you know, now that you
743
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,912
mentioned, I can, I can kinda
744
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,124
picture a big sandal
745
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,124
on your head.
746
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:17,336
Yeah, and you do kind
747
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:17,336
of have this hang-eyebrow.
748
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:19,630
Now you've crossed
749
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:19,630
the line. No, no.
750
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,139
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪♪
751
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,766
[theme music]
752
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:51,620
[Michelle screaming]