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- Hi, guys.

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- Hey, Steph.

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Hey, I finished my

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project for sewing class.

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I designed it myself.

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Well, how does it look?

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Like you designed it yourself.

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Don't hold back, Michelle.

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Okay. It's ugly too.

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Steph, I think that

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your blouse is beautiful.

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- You do?

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- You<i> do?</i>

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Absolutely.

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Ah! Well, I'm glad someone

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around here has taste.

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Aunt Becky, you actually thought

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that blouse was beautiful?

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Well, no. But I didn't

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wanna hurt her feelings.

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So you lied?

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No!

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I bent the truth.

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Exaggerated a bit.

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Put a pleasant spin on things.

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So you lied.

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♪ Ah-h-h ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting ♪

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♪ To carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Why do they call 'em

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sloppy joes, daddy?

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Well, you just keep your eye

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on Uncle Joey at dinner.

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- Hey.

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- Hey.

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Guess who we got to referee

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our school fundraiser

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basketball game?

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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- No way.

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- Wow.

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Good. You got all three of them.

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That's nice.

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Jess, y-you don't know

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much about sports, do you?

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It just so happens

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that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar--

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And that's one person.

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Yeah, he, he's

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one of the greatest

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basketball players ever.

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we thought of this

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Kimmy and I get to coach

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the celebrity teams.

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Yeah. I'm coachin' the Happy

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News team from Channel 43.

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And we're gonna

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kill your team.

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I don't even

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have a team yet.

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Hmm. This is gonna be

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easier than I thought.

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See ya, squirts.

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And, uh, since the game

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is three-on-three

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all I need are three

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local media personalities.

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Say, a couple of DJs

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and a talk show host.

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- I'm in.

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- I'm in.

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- I'm outta here.

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- Jess!

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Come on. Basketball's

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a national pastime.

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No, that's baseball.

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Uh, it's-it's

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a sport of kings.

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No, that's horse racing.

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Where America shops. Sears.

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Let's try a new road.

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Uncle Jesse, you'd be

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doing it for a good cause.

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Yeah, when you

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think of it, Jess..

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...it is a great way

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to get all sweaty

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before your

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Saturday night bath.

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Guys, just

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forget it, alright?

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Sports, sports intimidate me.

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I've never been good at sports.

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I remember the names they

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used to call me as a kid.

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Uh-uh, fumble-fingers,

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Captain Klutz--

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Oh, kids can be so cruel.

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Those were my parents.

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No, no, no, my

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policy's always been

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just say no to sports,

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okay? I can't do it.

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I just, I-I just,

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I just can't do it.

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You can do anything.

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Well, there's one

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vote of confidence.

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Come on, Jess.

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We'll all help you out.

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We take you to

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the park on Saturday

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and get in some

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intensive training.

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Do it, daddy. Please.

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- Please, please, please..

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- Please, please, please..

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Well, alright. What the heck.

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I'll do it for the boys.

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Cool!

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Double cool!

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Alright then, this Saturday,

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I'll, uh, strap on a helmet

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and I'll meet you right out

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there in that basketball field.

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Uh, Jess, it's

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the old basketball court.

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I think he's actually

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gonna need that helmet.

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Aunt Becky,

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I have a question.

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What do you call

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a boy ladybug?

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Confused.

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Hey, Aunt Becky.

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I have a surprise for you.

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Since you love the blouse

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I made at school so much

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I'm giving it to you.

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Thanks, Steph.

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You can wear it to

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the celebrity basketball game.

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Oh, great.

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I'll definitely

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stand out in the crowd.

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You'd stand out in the circus.

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[instrumental music]

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There. See?

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This basketball

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thing's a piece of cake.

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Daddy, this is our basket.

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That one's yours.

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Right up there?

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Nice outfit, Jess.

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What are you tryin' out for,

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the Harley Globetrotters?

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Well...I got my wristband.

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Alright, now you look

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like a real athlete.

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Uh, why don't we

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work on some passing?

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- Okay.

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- Let's do some passing.

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I'll pass you the ball,

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you go under the basket.

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- Where do I stand?

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- Right there under that net.

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- Let's do some passing, fellas.

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- Okay.

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Alright, show me the ball,

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big boy. Come on.

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[grunts]

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Jess, you're-you're

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supposed to use your hands.

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- Oh, I will.

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- Alright, okay. Time out.

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Time out. You're both at fault.

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Jess, you should've caught it

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and, Danny, you should know that

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he can't catch.

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Alright, I'm sorry. Let's just

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start with a simple layup drill.

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Okay. Like, two questions.

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A, what's a simple layup?

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And two, does

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the drilling part hurt?

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Jess, the layup is the most

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basic shot in basketball.

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It's very simple,

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all you do is just

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dribble down the lane

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and as you approach the basket

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if you're on the left side, you

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push off with your right foot

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if you're on the right side

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you push off with your left foot

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then you just shoot

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the ball directly

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at the backboard

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at the correct angle

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to bank it

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through the hoop.

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That, my friend,

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is a simple layup.

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What's a really

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simple layup?

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Watch and learn.

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Danny, give me the ball.

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Here you go.

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Come here, you'll be safe.

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Watch, Jess. Okay.

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Here you go. Simple layup.

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Dribble, dribble, dribble..

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- Layup.

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Alright. Doesn't look so tough.

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Do a couple of

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dribbles, then you

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and then you do

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a thing by the basket.

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Got it.

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Dribble, dribble..

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Ow!

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[sighs]

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I told you I needed that helmet.

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- What's with that look?

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- What look?

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- Th-th-that "he bites" look.

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- You know what?

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You should spend more

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time lookin' at the basket

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and less time

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lookin' at our looks.

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Maybe I should spend a little

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time lookin' for new teachers.

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I'd say the teachers are

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doin' a pretty darn good job

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considering the student

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they're working with.

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Oh. Yeah, right. You guys

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couldn't teach Comet to bark.

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I'll bet you we could teach

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Comet how to play basketball

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a lot better than you.

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[scoffs]

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Yeah, right.

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Joey, give me the ball.

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Would you, please?

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- Okay.

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- Thanks, man.

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I'd like you to just

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study this, Jesse.

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Thank you.

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Comet! Over here, boy.

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Okay, stay. Stay.

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Back up. Sit. Good boy.

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Okay, Comet, this isn't as hard

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as Jesse makes it look, okay?

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All you have to do is

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get ready, aim and shoot.

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[Danny and Joey cheering]

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Comet can make a basket.

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Well, he got lucky.

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He's a lucky dog.

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He's better than you, daddy.

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Wait a minute.

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Give me that ball.

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I just wanna show you guys I can

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make one lousy basket, alright?

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- 'Alright. Go.'

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- 'Okay.'

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You guys split.

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- You're makin' me nervous.

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00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,497
- Alright.

293
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,166
I'm gonna learn how to

294
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,166
shoot basketballs, okay?

295
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,042
If-if I have to stay here

296
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,042
till midnight I'm gonna learn.

297
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,586
- Good. Good.

298
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,586
- Come on, boys. Let's go.

299
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,213
- Come on.

300
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,213
- 'Come on.'

301
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,217
I can't be worse than a dog.

302
00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,263
[instrumental music]

303
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:34,973
[Comet barks]

304
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,683
At least I don't have fleas.

305
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,316
[instrumental music]

306
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,950
[instrumental music]

307
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,341
Mind, mind if

308
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,341
we use the court?

309
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,592
No, no, not at all.

310
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,428
You ever play any

311
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,428
basketball before?

312
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,930
A little.

313
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,516
Yeah. Well, let me tell

314
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,516
you somethin', pally.

315
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,893
It's not as easy as it looks.

316
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,186
But, uh, you're a tall guy

317
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,397
it should come

318
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,397
pretty natural to you.

319
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,357
- Go nuts.

320
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,357
- Thanks.

321
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,486
Son, what shot do you

322
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,486
wanna see me shoot first?

323
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,655
- Um...three-pointers.

324
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,655
- Ugh.

325
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,700
- Um...how about skyhook?

326
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,700
- Yes, daddy.

327
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,452
Okay.

328
00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,703
Here, you take that.

329
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,086
[kid cheering]

330
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,508
Whoa. There you go.

331
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,469
- You're a lucky guy, you know?

332
00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,469
- I've had a little practice.

333
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,222
Son, why don't you go play now?

334
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,806
And daddy's gonna

335
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,806
shoot a hoop.

336
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,225
Okay.

337
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,102
No, I mean, uh,

338
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,102
I mean, you're lucky

339
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,104
'cause your kid looks

340
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,104
up to you, you know?

341
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,356
I mean, he looks at you

342
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,356
like you're a real hero.

343
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,567
Yeah, well, I raised

344
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,567
his allowance last week.

345
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,237
Uh, I made a total

346
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,237
fool out of myself

347
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,489
in front of my kids today. You

348
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,489
know, let me tell you somethin'.

349
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,116
I'm the worst basketball

350
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,116
player in the world

351
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,367
and to top it all off, I gotta

352
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,743
play this silly

353
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,743
tournament tomorrow.

354
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,495
Oh, come on.

355
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,495
You can't be that bad.

356
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,789
Why don't you take a shot?

357
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,915
Alright.

358
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,172
[metal clangs]

359
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,383
- Okay, you can be that bad.

360
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,383
- 'Yeah.'

361
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,553
How am I gonna face my kids?

362
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,597
Well, maybe I can

363
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,597
give you a few pointers.

364
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,723
- Alright.

365
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,723
- Let's start with the basics.

366
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,727
- This is a ball.

367
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,727
- Mm-hmm.

368
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,397
That is the basket.

369
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,024
Yeah, well, the problem

370
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,024
is getting this into that.

371
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,615
You tryin' to hustle me?

372
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,783
No, no, I swear.

373
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,783
I never did that before.

374
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,202
Yeah, right. Shoot a layup.

375
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,455
Without a helmet?

376
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,172
Alright. The bounce, bounce.

377
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,052
Sorry about that hustle crack.

378
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,638
Well, at least I didn't

379
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,638
smack myself in the face

380
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,139
this time with the ball.

381
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,139
You should have seen it earlier.

382
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,681
It went boom..

383
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,144
- Let's try a foul shot.

384
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,144
- Okay, yeah.

385
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,355
Let's try a foul shot.

386
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,774
- And-and that would be?

387
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,774
- At the foul line.

388
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,652
Which would be?

389
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,028
Right there.

390
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,405
And I stand?

391
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,575
Behind it.

392
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,619
- And I face?

393
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,619
- The basket!

394
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,245
I know. I was kidding

395
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,245
you on that last one.

396
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,997
A little basketball humor.

397
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,997
Hike that thing over here.

398
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,790
Hike that thing. Alright.

399
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,967
Why don't you try another shot

400
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,967
at that spot right there?

401
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,011
- That little spot over there?

402
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,011
- Yeah.

403
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,358
Well, you're pretty pathetic..

404
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,402
...except when you

405
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,402
stand right there.

406
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,195
That's your sweet spot.

407
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,532
I got a sweet spot?

408
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,492
Apparently.

409
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,118
When you play

410
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,118
that game tomorrow..

411
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,620
...just get to your sweet spot.

412
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,372
That's the only chance

413
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,372
you have of scoring.

414
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,333
Right. Oh, yeah.

415
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,333
Cool. Got a sweet spot.

416
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,674
Yeah.

417
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,843
Yeah, I got a sweet spot.

418
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,846
Wait till I tell my wife.

419
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,224
[instrumental music]

420
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,351
[indistinct chattering]

421
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,520
- Give it to me.

422
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,520
- Okay, guys, let's warm it up.

423
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,649
Alright. Okay, shoot a round.

424
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,649
Alright. Okay, let's pass it.

425
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,776
- Okay, guys. Come on.

426
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,776
- Excuse me. Excuse me?

427
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,072
You're Rebecca Donaldson

428
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,072
from "Wake Up San Francisco."

429
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,033
Would you mind if I got

430
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,033
a picture for "The Chronicle?"

431
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,911
Uh...uh, sure.

432
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,497
Let me just

433
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,497
put on my jacket.

434
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,750
Your jacket?

435
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,750
But that'll cover the blouse.

436
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,002
You hate the blouse,

437
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,002
don't you?

438
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,046
No!

439
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,923
No.

440
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,175
I just love my jacket.

441
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,764
That's okay, Aunt Becky.

442
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,764
You can hate my blouse.

443
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:29,016
See, now you don't

444
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:29,016
have to lie anymore.

445
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,603
Michelle, you've been so

446
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,603
helpful through all of this.

447
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,940
Well, at least

448
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,940
she was honest.

449
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,568
Steph, I'm sorry I

450
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,568
lied about the blouse.

451
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,903
Yeah, you should've

452
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,903
told the truth like I did.

453
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,447
It's nasty.

454
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,243
What I should have done is

455
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,243
just focused on the good points.

456
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,203
The seams are straight.

457
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,539
The fabric is beautiful.

458
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,751
There are exactly as many

459
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,751
holes as there are buttons.

460
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,005
Nobody lost an eye.

461
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,716
You're pushin' it.

462
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,302
Steph, the point is, the blouse

463
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,302
is not exactly my style

464
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,013
but you did

465
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,013
an excellent job on it.

466
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,516
- You really think so?

467
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,516
- Honest.

468
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,064
Thanks.

469
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,191
[whistle blows]

470
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,109
Can I have your

471
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,109
attention, please?

472
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,324
- Jess, take a seat.

473
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,324
- Oh, right. Sorry.

474
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,997
Oh, hey. How you doin'?

475
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,997
Came by to cheer me on, huh?

476
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,542
- Somethin' like that.

477
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,542
- Yeah.

478
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,002
Thanks for coming out

479
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,002
for such a worthy cause.

480
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,253
Right now I'd like to introduce

481
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,255
our celebrity referee

482
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,255
for the game.

483
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,050
He's the all-time

484
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,050
leading scorer in the NBA

485
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,386
was voted most valuable

486
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,386
player six times

487
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,346
and is considered one

488
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,346
of the greatest players

489
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,097
in the history of basketball.

490
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,099
Huh. See? You love basketball.

491
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,977
Guess you're pretty excited

492
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,977
about seein' this guy, huh?

493
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,312
- I've seen him before.

494
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,312
- Oh, yeah?

495
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,647
Yeah.

496
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,691
Ladies and gentlemen,

497
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,691
the one and only

498
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,609
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

499
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,696
[crowd cheering]

500
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,582
Wait a minute. What? What?

501
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,582
You're him? He's you?

502
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,877
- You gotta be somebody.

503
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,877
- Yeah. Hi, Kareem.

504
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,044
Hi.

505
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,254
[whistle blows]

506
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,423
[indistinct]

507
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,050
Okay, guys, now go out there

508
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,050
and play your hearts out.

509
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,637
And remember, win or lose, after

510
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,637
the game, we hit the hot tub.

511
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,349
Okay, guys, now the only way

512
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,349
we're gonna win this game

513
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,975
is if we spread

514
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,975
the ball around.

515
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,853
Okay, dad, I want you

516
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,853
to take half the shots

517
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,354
and I want Joey to

518
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,354
take half the shots.

519
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,106
Okay, great.

520
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,733
Where's my half?

521
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,319
Uh, Uncle Jesse, you're-you're

522
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,319
our defensive specialist.

523
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,363
You'll be guarding

524
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,363
their highest scorer.

525
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,657
See, I'll be guardin'

526
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,657
the highest scorer.

527
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,825
Who's that?

528
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,828
My guess is whoever

529
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,828
you're guarding.

530
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,996
Guys, you don't understand.

531
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,996
See, I have a sweet spot.

532
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,417
Hey, I have a stiff neck

533
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,417
from sleepin' on a Tonka truck.

534
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,795
We got a game to play.

535
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,631
Okay, guys, remember. First one

536
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,631
to 12 baskets is the winner.

537
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,757
- Right.

538
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,757
- Hands in.

539
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,634
(together)

540
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,634
And break!

541
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,678
[upbeat music]

542
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,179
[crowd cheering]

543
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,726
[cheering continues]

544
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,488
[crowd cheering]

545
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,617
[music continues]

546
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,716
[crowd cheering]

547
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,888
[music continues]

548
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:01,980
[crowd cheering]

549
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,314
[whistle blows]

550
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,489
[whistle blows]

551
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,248
Time! Time out!

552
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,501
Okay, guys.

553
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,794
You, guys, you're

554
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,794
playing great, okay?

555
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
- Thank you.

556
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
- Now, the score is 11-11.

557
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,507
So, next basket wins it. Now, we

558
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,507
need to set up a special play.

559
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,258
So this is what

560
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,258
I want you to do.

561
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,511
Dad, I want you to go

562
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,511
to the top of the key.

563
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,388
Joey, I want you to come

564
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,388
up and set a pick for dad.

565
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,430
- Okay?

566
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,430
- What do I do?

567
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,473
And Uncle Jesse, you

568
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,517
just stay away from everybody.

569
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,936
Come on, guys. Someone

570
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,936
just give me the ball.

571
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,145
Jess, last time

572
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,145
you had the ball

573
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,981
y-you picked it up

574
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,981
and you ran with it.

575
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,399
That's 'cause every

576
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,399
time I bounce it

577
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,484
some guy takes

578
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,484
it away from me.

579
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,778
You're really makin' us wanna

580
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,778
throw it to you more and more.

581
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,989
Come on, guys. Give me the ball.

582
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,989
I know I can make the shot.

583
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,699
I-I have a sweet

584
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,699
spot, you know?

585
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,783
Just throw me the ball and I'll

586
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,661
make the winning basket, please?

587
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,872
I mean...I-I-I just

588
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,872
wanna show my kids

589
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,582
that I'm not

590
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,582
a complete loser.

591
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,418
Come on. The guy's kids are

592
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,418
watching. Give him a break.

593
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,588
- He might surprise someone.

594
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,588
- Yeah. Thank you, Kareem.

595
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,051
You know, if we give

596
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,051
Uncle Jesse the ball

597
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,553
it might surprise everybody.

598
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,263
Okay, this is

599
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,263
for all the marbles.

600
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,098
- We set up Uncle Jesse.

601
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,098
- 'Yes. Yes.'

602
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,558
I won't let you guys down.

603
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,517
[whistle blows]

604
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,811
(together)

605
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,811
And break!

606
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,688
Alright. Hey,

607
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,688
Uncle Jesse, good luck.

608
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,274
- I know you can do it.

609
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,274
- Oh, you do, huh?

610
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,526
Well, I'm the coach.

611
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,526
It's my job to say that.

612
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:36,198
Okay, guys. Let's go.

613
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:36,198
You got Danny.

614
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,325
You got Joey.

615
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,078
And you got me

616
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,078
on a bear skin rug.

617
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,878
Didn't I tell

618
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,878
you to stop that?

619
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,134
[whistle blows]

620
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,682
Hey, excuse me, excuse me.

621
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,682
You're on my sweet spot.

622
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,476
They're gonna throw

623
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,476
me the ball any minute.

624
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,104
- Jess, get open.

625
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,104
- I can't. He's on..

626
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,939
Kareem, he's on my sweet spot.

627
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,652
I can't find pants.

628
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,652
Get over it.

629
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,320
(Danny)

630
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,320
'Jess!'

631
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,114
Jess, you're open.

632
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,114
Shoot it.

633
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,993
- The guy's on my sweet spot.

634
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,993
- Just shoot!

635
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,578
[intense music]

636
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,377
[all cheering]

637
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,712
[whistle blows]

638
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,425
- I can't believe you did that.

639
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,425
- Oh, my God.

640
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,719
- That was great.

641
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,719
- Wow.

642
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,596
- That was an amazing shot.

643
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,596
- Aw, thanks, Kareem.

644
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,056
You know, let me

645
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,056
tell you something

646
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,390
you taught me everything,

647
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,390
and I'll tell ya

648
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,018
from this day on

649
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,018
every single person

650
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,102
that I meet, I'm gonna say

651
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,269
"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

652
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,188
taught me how to

653
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,188
play basketball."

654
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,482
Why don't we keep that

655
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,482
as our little secret?

656
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,860
- Nice meeting you folks.

657
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,860
- Okay.

658
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,320
- Bye.

659
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,320
- Goodbye, Kareem.

660
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,197
Uncle Jesse, I should

661
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,197
have had more faith in you.

662
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,574
I mean, who would have

663
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,574
thought in a million, billion

664
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,284
<i>trillion</i> years

665
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,284
you would ever--

666
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,536
You're congratulating

667
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,536
me, right?

668
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,787
Well, what she's

669
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,787
trying to say

670
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,330
is, you know,

671
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,330
to hit that shot

672
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,332
under that kinda pressure.

673
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,332
I mean, you, of all people--

674
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,917
Jess, if I, if I

675
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,917
may, I-I think

676
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,377
what they're both

677
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,377
trying to say is

678
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,212
you, uh, you

679
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,212
really came through

680
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,548
for us. You are our hero.

681
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,467
Oh, well, thanks.

682
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,467
I'm glad you think so.

683
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,344
I just hope the boys

684
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,344
feel the same way.

685
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,346
Excuse me a second.

686
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,808
Hey, boys. Hey, did you see your

687
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,808
old man make the winning basket?

688
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:30,437
- Pretty cool, huh?

689
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:30,437
- Uh...Jess, they missed it.

690
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,732
What?

691
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,651
We were on a potty run.

692
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,487
I went number one.

693
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,575
Oh. You did?

694
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,575
Th-that's very good, son.

695
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,744
I watched.

696
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,581
I can't believe you guys

697
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,581
missed my winning shot.

698
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,707
I mean, the whole reason

699
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,707
why I was out there was to

700
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,000
make you guys proud of me.

701
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,835
Honey, they're

702
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,835
already proud of you.

703
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,796
What? For what? What did I do? I

704
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,796
mean, they didn't see anything.

705
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,424
The only thing they

706
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,424
saw was tinkle town.

707
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:02,011
We saw you

708
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:02,011
fall down a lot.

709
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:06,057
You fell down

710
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:06,057
more than anybody.

711
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,267
Yeah. Real cool.

712
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,267
Big accomplishment.

713
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:12,146
Oh, honey, don't you see?

714
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:12,146
It doesn't matter what you do.

715
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,690
You're their dad.

716
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,690
You're their hero.

717
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,944
You could be the worst

718
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,944
basketball player ever.

719
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,446
Which you probably are.

720
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,823
And they would

721
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,823
still be proud of you.

722
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,367
- We love you, daddy.

723
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,367
- Aw.

724
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,580
Thank you, son.

725
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,580
Give me a kissy. Muah.

726
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,415
Now I feel

727
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,415
like a real hero.

728
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:35,461
Listen, guys, before I hang

729
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:35,461
up my, uh, basketball cleats..

730
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,046
...there's somethin'

731
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,046
I wanna show you.

732
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,590
Number one?

733
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,260
No, son. Not number one.

734
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,345
I wanna show you how, how I make

735
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,345
a basket from my sweet spot.

736
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,473
See, watch your old man here.

737
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,688
Uh, honey? Th-that's okay.

738
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,688
We believe you.

739
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,983
Now l-l-let me just,

740
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,983
let me just make one ball.

741
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,573
See? That. One..

742
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,701
[instrumental music]

743
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,711
Hold on. Hold on.

744
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,131
My sweet spot was

745
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,131
around here somewhere.

746
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,759
Alright. I think I

747
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,759
got, I got it now.

748
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,885
Watch your old man.

749
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,929
[theme music]

750
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,472
Whoa. See? I was, I was..

751
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,225
It was the wind thing...again.

752
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,978
Let me try one of those

753
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,978
skyhawk shots that Kareem does.

754
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,649
Almost, almost.

755
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,693
Who could have thought,

756
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,693
Kareem Abdul?

757
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,070
You know, I always thought

758
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,070
it was that little dancer.

759
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,533
Go figure.