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Okay, gentlemen.
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Now, you cut along
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the dotted line there.
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'Good boy. Very good.'
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And when you guys are finished
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cutting on the line
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we're gonna open it up
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and you're gonna see
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a very groovy, Valentine's day
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present for your mother.
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This I gotta see.
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Hey, wasn't I right
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about the cauliflower
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tasting good if
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you plug your nose, huh?
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Remember that, remember
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when we went like that?
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Now, open it up.
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You're smart, daddy.
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- Hi, guys.
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- Hey, honey.
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Look what we made you, mama.
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Oh! Let me see.
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Oh, thank you..
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Oh, how beautiful.
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That's 'cause we love you.
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Oh! I love you.
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And thank you so much.
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I love you, too.
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Well, if you like that why
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don't you see what I made you.
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♪ Ba ba dee dee ♪
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♪ Dah dee dee pwee ♪♪
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Oh, honey, thank you.
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It's so beautiful.
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I made it myself.
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're
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lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Doobie doo ba ba da ♪♪
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Let's get ready
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to rumble!
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(all)
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One! Two! Three! Four!
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I declare a thumb war!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Cheese it!
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Cheese it!
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Authority figures!
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Okay, class
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let's settle down.
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You all know Mr. Gladstone
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and Mrs. Carruthers
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from the PTA.
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and they have a very,
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special announcement to make.
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We're getting married.
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No, just kidding.
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Uh, the real announcement
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is that during this year's
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PTA fund-raiser drive
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your class
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sold more candy bars
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than any other class
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in the entire school.
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(together)
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Yay!
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And a special thanks
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to Michelle
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for selling
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the most candy bars.
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And a special thanks
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to Joey
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for eating
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the most candy bars.
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Well, it was an honor
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to get so bloated
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for such
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a worthy cause.
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And because of all
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your hard work
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the PTA is throwing you
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a special
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Valentine's day party.
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(all)
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Yay!
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Okay, let's break into
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our reading groups.
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I hope you can make it
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to the party, Mr. Gladstone.
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Oh, I'll be there
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with pants on.
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I hope so.
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And, uh, please,
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call me Joey.
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Okay, Joey.
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[clears throat]
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Excuse me.
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Joey, we best be
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on our way.
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Well, uh, after you.
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Oh, no. After you.
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Buns before beauty.
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Ha!
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- Ha!.
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- Ha!.
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A party
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in our classroom
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It's gonna be like MTV
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with a milk break.
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Yeah, and since
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it's a Valentine's party
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we should
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all have dates.
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Right, girls?
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- Right.
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- Right.
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Right, guys?
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- I don't know.
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- Do we have to?
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I said, right?
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- Yeah! Okay.
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- Yeah! Yeah! Great idea!
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Okay, Derek's mine.
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I love these aggressive women
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of the nineties.
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Michelle, you'll be with Teddy.
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(both)
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Cool!
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And Aaron, you'll be
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with Sophia.
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Don't wear
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anything trampy.
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Now that we each have
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a boyfriend or girlfriend
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now, we gotta
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sit by 'em.
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Do I have to sit
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next to him?
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Yes. You're in
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a relationship.
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Come on, Derek.
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I never had
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a boyfriend before.
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What should we
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do now?
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Well, my sister
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has a boyfriend
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and all she ever does
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is write his name
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over and over again.
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We can do that.
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What's his name?
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Lenny.
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(all together)
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L..
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(all together)
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...e..
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(all together)
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...n..
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(all together)
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...n..
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(all together)
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...y.
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(all together)
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Mm. That is a good
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pastrami sandwich
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but it needs
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a li'l more mustard.
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It's salmon.
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Oh, then it's just right.
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It's good.
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Hey, guys.
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(Jesse)
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Hey.
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I just spoke to Claire.
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I got my big Valentine's day
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all set.
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Oh, yeah?
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What's the plan, Stan?
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Well, here's what
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I'm thinkin', Lincoln.
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Roses, candy
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and-and maybe dinner
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in a nice restaurant.
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Danny, this is your first
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Valentine's day with Claire
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You gotta do something
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real special for her.
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Uh, you have
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a better idea?
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Yes. As a matter
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of fact, I do.
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I happen to be
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the king of
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comin' up with great
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romantic Valentine dates.
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For instance, Beck,
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remember that
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remember that time we, uh
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remember that time we had
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that moonlit
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picnic overlooking
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the ocean?
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Oh, that was beautiful.
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Yeah. And how about
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How about the time when I got
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that bed and breakfast
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and I-and I decked up
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the whole room with red roses?
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That was unforgettable.
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Yeah, and
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how about walking hand in hand
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on The Golden Gate bridge..
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...glass of champagne.
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That wasn't me.
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It was Joey.
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That's what it was.
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It was Joey. I remember.
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Because we were walking,
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he looked down, he got scared.
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He said, "Jess, hold my hand."
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I held his hand,
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he said, "I'm thirsty--"
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Jess, can it!
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Well, he might have
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a lousy memory
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but he does come up with some
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pretty romantic evenings.
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Go ahead, honey. Tell him what
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you've planned for us this year.
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Uh, well...like I
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was thinking
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at this stage
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in our marriage
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that w-we don't need to do
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some kind of special thing
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to prove our love
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to each other.
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We don't?
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No, now, Danny,
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for instance
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see-see, he-he's just starting
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to date Claire.
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This is all new for him.
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So, he's got to woo her.
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We, on the other hand,
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we-we're pretty much wooed out.
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Well, no, there's
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always woom for woo.
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I mean, room
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for roo-woo.
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I mean, look at this, you made
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me a sandwich, okay?
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Nothing says love like
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a piece of cold fish
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between two slices of bread.
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Guess what? We're having
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a party at our class tomorrow.
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I'm going
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with Teddy.
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He's my boyfriend.
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Michelle, I'm
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very happy for you.
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How'd you guys
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get together?
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I don't know.
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It happened so fast.
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One minute,
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I'm thumb-wrestling.
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The next thing I know,
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I'm out of circulation.
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Thanks for walking
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me home, Kenneth.
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You're welcome, Steph.
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Boy, I wish you weren't
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so smart.
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All these books
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are heavy.
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Well, actually,
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they're not books.
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I had to bring in
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my rock collection
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for my
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earth science class.
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But you must be
305
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pretty strong to carry 'em
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all the way from school.
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Uh, thanks.
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You know, I've been
309
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working out a little.
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I can tell.
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You know, Steph,
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you have beautiful hair.
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Oh, thanks.
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I raised it
315
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from peach fuzz.
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I'll call you tonight.
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I'll be waiting.
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Do boyfriends
319
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and girlfriends
320
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,903
always act so stupid?
321
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,989
Oh, they're
322
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,989
just warming up.
323
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Comfy?
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Okay, Michelle, get ready.
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There's no way you can
326
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defeat
327
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,760
the thumb-master!
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Teddy, I'm your girlfriend.
329
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We can't thumb-wrestle
330
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anymore.
331
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We can hold hands
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but we've got to keep
333
00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,435
our thumbs still.
334
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Okay, what's next?
335
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,820
Well, you could..
336
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,322
...look into my eyes
337
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and say something
338
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sweet about me.
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Okay.
340
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You have a nice head.
341
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,127
Thank you. Nice heads
342
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,127
run in my family.
343
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,589
Noses run in my family.
344
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,589
Get it?
345
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,262
Teddy, you're
346
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,262
ruining the mood.
347
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,597
Sorry.
348
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,683
Now what do we do?
349
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,102
I think we're
350
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,102
supposed to kiss.
351
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,441
(both together)
352
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,441
Nah!
353
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,902
I know what you can do.
354
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You can call me.
355
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,487
Call you what?
356
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,990
No. Go home
357
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and call me.
358
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Oh, okay.
359
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,286
I'm glad you know
360
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,286
what to do.
361
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,584
[door-bell rings]
362
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,044
Teddy?
363
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,505
Uh, Michelle,
364
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,505
that was the door.
365
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,049
Sorry. I got
366
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,049
my bells mixed up.
367
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,718
Oh, hi.
368
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,718
Can I help you?
369
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,096
Yeah. You-You
370
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,096
Joey Gladstone?
371
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,014
That's what it says
372
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,014
on my underpants.
373
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,017
Right.
374
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,018
Well, this is for you.
375
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,272
Whoa, look at this.
376
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,565
That's incredible.
377
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,733
What did I do
378
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,733
to deserve all this?
379
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,152
It's just what
380
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,152
I was thinking.
381
00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,197
Have a nice day.
382
00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,197
Goodbye. Thank you.
383
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,615
Joey, who's it from?
384
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,991
I see, there's a card
385
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,991
right here.
386
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,410
It says, uh
387
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,411
"To Joey
388
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,954
"You put a smile
389
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,954
in my heart
390
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,457
"and a butterfly
391
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,457
in my stomach.
392
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,084
From your secret admirer."
393
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,131
Wow, I bet it's
394
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,131
Mrs. Carruthers.
395
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,757
She has her eye on you.
396
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,928
That's the only part of her
397
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,928
she hasn't had on me.
398
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,140
[telephone ringing]
399
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,308
Hello.
400
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,518
Hi, Teddy.
401
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,518
Wanna come over?
402
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,938
So? Come over again.
403
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,774
Yes. You have to.
404
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,486
And can you bring
405
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,486
some candy and flowers?
406
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,530
'cause it's romantic.
407
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,077
I've got to tell him
408
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:01,077
everything.
409
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,080
Alright, picture this.
410
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,873
A yacht on the bay.
411
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,417
String quartet.
412
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,835
Caviar, champagne.
413
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,837
A vase..
414
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,464
...with a single rose.
415
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,093
- Oh, Jess.
416
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,093
- Thanks, buddy!
417
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,219
Alright! Claire's gonna
418
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,219
remember this night
419
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,804
for the rest of her life.
420
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,431
- Claire?
421
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,431
- Yeah, Yeah.
422
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,474
I worked all day setting this
423
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,474
thing up for you.
424
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,808
Oh, you're gonna
425
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,808
be so happy.
426
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,893
Is he the king
427
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,893
of romance, or what?
428
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,229
Oh, he's
429
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,229
a royal something.
430
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,064
Come here.
431
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,065
Now, I think you
432
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,065
should wear a tuxedo.
433
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,400
'Tuxedo?'
434
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,996
What stinks?
435
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,081
It's my new perfume.
436
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,583
I borrowed it
437
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,583
from Steph.
438
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,794
It's called
439
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,794
"A night in Paris."
440
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,548
Whoa. I'm never going
441
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,548
there after dark.
442
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,134
Did you bring
443
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,134
the candy and flowers?
444
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,886
Can't we just
445
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,886
thumb-wrestle?
446
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,223
I told you, boyfriends
447
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,223
and girlfriends don't do that.
448
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,559
Well, can't we draw
449
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,559
or watch cartoons
450
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,060
or do something fun?
451
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,896
Um, here. You can
452
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,896
carry my books.
453
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,316
And the fun part
454
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,316
would be?
455
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,485
Look, I don't make
456
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,485
the rules.
457
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,279
That's just what boyfriends
458
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,279
are supposed to do.
459
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,448
Being a boyfriend
460
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,448
is a bad job.
461
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,159
Well, that's because
462
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,159
you've got a bad attitude.
463
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,954
This is nuts!
464
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,954
I'm breaking up.
465
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,957
You can't. We have to stay
466
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,957
together for the kids.
467
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,253
We don't
468
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,253
even have kids.
469
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,753
The kids
470
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,753
at the party.
471
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,298
We'll be the only ones
472
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,298
there without dates.
473
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,133
Who cares?
474
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,636
I gave you the best day
475
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,636
of my life.
476
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,027
Hey, Michelle, tell Steph
477
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,027
I returned her flannel.
478
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,321
Hey, Twerperella,
479
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,321
you look awful.
480
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,658
Teddy and I just broke up.
481
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,909
Who cares?
482
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,869
I was just making
483
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,869
an observation.
484
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,079
Kimmy.
485
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,081
I'm sorry, Michelle.
486
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,750
DJ, can you help me?
487
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:15,629
Guys are always
488
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:15,629
breaking up with you.
489
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,381
Excuse me, but guys
490
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,381
don't break up with me.
491
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,676
I break up with them.
492
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,595
Either way, you're alone
493
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,595
on Saturday night
494
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,139
watching "The Commish."
495
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,557
True.
496
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,016
Hey, girls.
497
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,016
Dinner's ready.
498
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,851
I'm not hungry.
499
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,061
Why, honey?
500
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,061
What's wrong?
501
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,606
Teddy gave her
502
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,606
the old heave-ho.
503
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,524
Oh, that's too bad, Michelle.
504
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,234
You must feel awful.
505
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,278
But you know what,
506
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,278
you're only in the third grade.
507
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,281
Believe me, you'll have plenty
508
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,281
of time for boyfriends.
509
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,409
But now, I don't have a date
510
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,409
for the Valentine's party.
511
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,036
Just do what any woman in
512
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,036
your position would do..
513
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,372
...key his bike.
514
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,793
It was so nice
515
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,793
the first five minutes.
516
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,796
Yeah. The first five minutes
517
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,796
are always the easiest.
518
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,423
And then it's their turn
519
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,423
to talk.
520
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,009
Girls, all guys
521
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,009
are not the same.
522
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,427
I'm sure, in the beginning
523
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,012
they're a little
524
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,012
more romantic.
525
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,640
The flowers, the caviar
526
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,184
the moonlight picnics.
527
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,769
And then one day,
528
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,769
you turn around
529
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,729
and...there he is
530
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,024
chomping on
531
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,024
a big ol' fish sandwich.
532
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,194
That's when you realize
533
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,194
he'd rather chew than woo.
534
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,780
Men.
535
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,990
They won't bring
536
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,990
you flowers.
537
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,826
They won't make
538
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,826
a commitment.
539
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,703
They won't squat
540
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,703
in Jell-O for you.
541
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,248
Don't knock it
542
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,248
till you've tried it.
543
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,378
Boy, do we sound awful.
544
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,630
Yeah. Guys
545
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,630
aren't that bad.
546
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,465
Yeah, from now on
547
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,842
no more men-bashing.
548
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,637
I can't believe that
549
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,637
Kenneth hasn't called.
550
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,015
If a guy says he's gonna call,
551
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,015
he should call.
552
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,100
I should've carried
553
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,100
my own rocks.
554
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,395
I mean, they weren't even
555
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,395
that heavy.
556
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,856
Okay, maybe a little
557
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,856
more bashing.
558
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,859
[chattering]
559
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,744
More flowers and candy?
560
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,581
Boy, Mrs. Carruthers must like
561
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,581
her men fat and fragrant.
562
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,833
Well, she picked
563
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,833
the right guy.
564
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,084
Oh, go on.
565
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,669
I gotta put a stop to this.
566
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,213
Jess, how do I
567
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,213
turn a woman off?
568
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,091
Show her your bank account
569
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,091
and driver's license picture.
570
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,342
That might work.
571
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,012
Well..
572
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,723
...well..
573
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,808
...so, how do I look?
574
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,894
Like you're going hiking
575
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,894
with James Bond.
576
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,314
Hey, you're goin'
577
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,314
on a boat ride.
578
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,691
What's with
579
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,691
the pack, Jack?
580
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,984
Hey, take it easy,
581
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,984
greasy.
582
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,612
I'm just being
583
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,612
prepared, Jess.
584
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,572
I've got everything.
585
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,572
I've got my shark repellent.
586
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,324
Yeah, I got the,
587
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,324
oh, signal flares.
588
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,659
And these are good
589
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,659
to have around
590
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,786
seasick patches.
591
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,078
Hmm, Nothing
592
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,078
says romance
593
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,664
like an anti-vomit tag
594
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,664
behind your ear.
595
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,583
I don't know,
596
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,583
I feel bad.
597
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,460
I appreciate everything
598
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,460
you've done.
599
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,587
You spent so much time setting
600
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,587
up this Valentine's date for me
601
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,464
you didn't have time
602
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,464
to plan one for yourself.
603
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,840
Oh, don't worry
604
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,840
about us.
605
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,550
We're just
606
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,550
an old married couple.
607
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,968
Give us the remote
608
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,678
nice old rerun
609
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,678
of an Elvis movie
610
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,597
a clear path
611
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,597
to the bathroom
612
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,890
and we're as happy
613
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,890
as two raccoons
614
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,224
in a Denny's dumpster.
615
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,270
Raccoons
616
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,270
in a dumpster?
617
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,648
Denny's.
618
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,691
Is that how
619
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,691
you see us?
620
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,986
I can't believe that you've
621
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,986
lost every bit of romance.
622
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,405
I mean, you've gone from
623
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,405
Mr. Excitement to Mr. Rogers.
624
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,869
Is it me or does
625
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,869
she seem a tad cranky?
626
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,663
A tad and a half,
627
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,663
I'd say.
628
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,749
You know what she needs?
629
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,041
Some fresh air.
630
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,084
'No, I do not. Come on'
631
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,670
Just step outside.
632
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,672
- I don't need any fresh air.
633
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,672
- It's good fresh air.
634
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,214
- It's special fresh air.
635
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,214
- I don't want any fresh air.
636
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,092
Jess, I don't understand why do
637
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,092
I have to go outside..
638
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,886
What the heck?
639
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,972
You know, I was thinking, Beck
640
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,972
wouldn't it be romantic
641
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,056
to take a nice
642
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,056
hot-air balloon ride
643
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,142
over the wine country, you know?
644
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,142
We can ha..
645
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,895
Oh, look,
646
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,895
here's one now.
647
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,480
And isn't it amazingly
648
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,480
convenient?
649
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,898
Your luggage is all packed
650
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,984
and a beautiful picnic's
651
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,984
already been prepared.
652
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,151
Here you are, sir.
653
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,695
By the way, is this
654
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,695
neighborhood
655
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,071
zoned for hot-air balloons?
656
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,071
You have any idea?
657
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,157
You guys set me up.
658
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,034
Big time.
659
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,369
Hop in.
660
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,956
Beck, did you think that
661
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,956
I'd really forget
662
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,541
Valentine's day, honey?
663
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,583
I mean, com..
664
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,793
Oh, hey, look. What's this?
665
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,671
Champagne and some
666
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,671
beautiful red roses.
667
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,172
Ohh. I don't know.
668
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,174
All that talk about
669
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,174
being an old married couple
670
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,093
I was, I was afraid we were
671
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,093
really wooed out.
672
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,930
Oh, honey, you're
673
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,930
so wong-wrong.
674
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,974
No, that's never
675
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,974
gonna happen.
676
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,476
Let me tell you something,
677
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,476
every day I wake up
678
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,687
and look at you
679
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,687
next to me
680
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,356
I fall in love with you
681
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,356
all over again.
682
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,359
Aw, Jess.
683
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,486
You are still
684
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,486
the king of romance.
685
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,947
Yes, long live the king.
686
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,661
Up, James
687
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,661
and cover your eyes.
688
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,997
All right. Bye-bye.
689
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,624
You guys have a magical,
690
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,624
wonderful time.
691
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,709
While you're up there,
692
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,709
could you
693
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,627
could you check
694
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,627
my rain gutters?
695
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,685
I heard you and
696
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,685
Teddy split up.
697
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,270
Did he break
698
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,270
your heart?
699
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:28,274
Nah. I thought so, but it
700
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:28,274
turned out to be just gas.
701
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,778
Well, sorry
702
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,778
it's over.
703
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,029
Me, too.
704
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,073
I'm the only one here
705
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,073
without a date.
706
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,449
You're so lucky.
707
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,118
Yeah. It's nice to be
708
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,118
here with someone.
709
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,290
Alright, everyone.
710
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,290
We have the music.
711
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,751
Now, we need
712
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,751
some dancers.
713
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,465
Oh, it's not gonna be much
714
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,465
of a party if nobody dances.
715
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,011
I've got an idea. Why don't
716
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,011
we make this ladies' choice?
717
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,723
Uh, girls, you can ask
718
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,723
the gentlemen to dance.
719
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,684
And, uh, why don't you work
720
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,684
your feminine charms
721
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,020
on the man of your choice.
722
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273
And any guy who says no
723
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273
gets a wedgie.
724
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,110
[instrumental music]
725
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,367
Joey, would you
726
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,367
like to dance
727
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,078
or would you like
728
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,078
a wedgie?
729
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,204
Either way,
730
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,204
I can't lose.
731
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,917
Well, either way,
732
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,917
I can, Mrs. Carruthers.
733
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,418
Mrs. Carruthers,
734
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,418
there's something
735
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,253
I'd like to settle
736
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,253
with you, okay.
737
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,713
I know what
738
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,713
you're gonna say
739
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,675
but, uh. I've got to give
740
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,675
this stuff to you.
741
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,176
Ohh!
742
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,761
I've got the rest of the stuff
743
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,761
out in the car
744
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,888
including
745
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,888
the chocolate cupid
746
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,725
although I did nibble a few
747
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,725
arrows out of the quiver.
748
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,769
Oh, my little
749
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,769
Duncan Hiney.
750
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,023
Boy, that I had something
751
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,023
to give you in return.
752
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,358
What am I saying?
753
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,358
I do.
754
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,609
Say ahh!
755
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,570
Oh, Mrs. Carruthers,
756
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,570
wait a second.
757
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,072
You didn't give me
758
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,072
all this stuff?
759
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,075
No, you
760
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,075
silly-willy billy.
761
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,994
- You mean someone else did?
762
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,994
- Mm-hmm.
763
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,622
Did I just see,
764
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,622
o-out in the hallway
765
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,041
Willard Scott in a thong?
766
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,793
Oh, I love him.
767
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,793
Willard!
768
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,252
Willard!
769
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,342
I didn't know you and
770
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,342
Mrs. Carruthers were an item.
771
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,845
Oh, yeah,
772
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,845
I'm an item alright.
773
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,221
I'm a grand-slam breakfast
774
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,515
and she's a hungry trucker.
775
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,266
Joey..
776
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,353
...I was the one that who sent
777
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,353
you the flowers and the candy.
778
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,897
Really, it was you,
779
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,897
Ms. Ullman?
780
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,899
Oh, please, call me Cindy.
781
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,942
I was hoping it would
782
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,942
be sort of an ice-breaker.
783
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,028
I thought you'd figure out
784
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,028
it was me.
785
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,362
Well, I didn't.
786
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,990
But I'm sure I'm glad
787
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,990
it worked out that way.
788
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,617
That wasn't Willard!
789
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,619
Cindy, if you're
790
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,619
not busy sometime
791
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,746
I thought that..
792
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,164
[instrumental music]
793
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:52,043
Come here, my little
794
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:52,043
fiesta platter.
795
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,544
Lambada!
796
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,921
Oh, God, no.
797
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,931
Cindy, look, I don't
798
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,931
have much time.
799
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,140
Would you like
800
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,140
to go out with me?
801
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,850
Oh, I'd love to.
802
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,310
Great. I'll-I'll call
803
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,310
you...on-on Friday.
804
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,730
- Joey!
805
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,730
- From Guam.
806
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,525
Ole!
807
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,199
You can have it.
808
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,785
That's okay,
809
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,785
I've already had six.
810
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,286
You've got a lot
811
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,286
of time to eat
812
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,705
when you have
813
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,705
no one to dance with.
814
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,707
Pretty crummy party, huh?
815
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,085
Yeah, when we were
816
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,085
just friends
817
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,754
these parties
818
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,754
were totally fun.
819
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,214
Remember
820
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,214
last Thanksgiving
821
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,591
when Derek dressed up
822
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,591
like a turkey?
823
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,052
Yeah, and Aaron and I
824
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,052
grabbed him by the legs
825
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,720
and tried
826
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,720
to make a wish.
827
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,348
I think being boyfriend
828
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,348
and girlfriend
829
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,809
has too many rules.
830
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,020
Me, too. I wish we could
831
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,020
just be friends again.
832
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,606
Who says we can't?
833
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,606
Let's shake on it.
834
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,484
Thumb-wrestle.
835
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,484
Ding! Gotcha!
836
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,360
Cheater.
837
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,360
I wasn't ready.
838
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,862
Ready to dance?
839
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,697
Are friends
840
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,697
allowed to dance?
841
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,075
Friends don't have rules.
842
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,075
They just have fun.
843
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,451
If we gotta dance
844
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,288
we might as well blow
845
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,288
the roof off this dump!
846
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,625
[instrumental music]
847
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,181
[theme music]