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[theme music]
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- Michelle! Michelle!
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- Michelle! Michelle!
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What is it guys?
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We made up a joke, Michelle.
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Lay it on me, boys.
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Who have four legs
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and barks?
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A dog?
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She heard it.
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[theme music]
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[guitar music]
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Very good! Center ringer!
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Center ringer, girls!
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You see, that stuff I taught
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you, you could play a 100 songs
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if you master
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three simple chords.
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Yeah, you're already
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way ahead of "AC/DC."
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And you know what?
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I'm impressed, Gia.
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You're pretty good
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on that bass there.
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Thanks. I taught myself.
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Now I can drown my mom out
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when she sweating to the oldies.
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You know, we're having
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so much fun playing together
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we're thinking
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of starting a band.
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Did you hear that?
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My little niece
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startin' her first band.
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Followin' the foot steps
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of Uncle J.
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I'm so proud of you,
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you know, I-I was about your age
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when I started
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my first band, it was, um..
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It was me,
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Little Ed, uh, Big Ed
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and, uh, Regular Size Ed.
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They didn't have
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a lot of names back then.
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You know,
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if you guys are serious
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you can sing up for our,
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Wake Up San Francisco
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Young Talent Search.
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We'd be perfect for that.
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We're young.
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We're talented..
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Your search is over.
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Well, I'll tell you what, if you
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get a band together in a week
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we'll give you a shot.
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A week?
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Yeah, well,
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all you need is, uh
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keyboard player,
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a drummer, and..
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...maybe a couple of Ed's.
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I'll give you
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a couple of Ed's.
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[Becky screams]
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No, no, no. What you need
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is what I had in my band.
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You need a..
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You need a..
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You need a guiding force.
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You know, you need
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a, uh, mentor, uh..
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A musical genius, if you will?
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That kinda push
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you guys and inspire
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and, motivate,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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Which Ed was that?
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It was me. Ha.
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You mean you wanna be,
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like, our manager?
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Oh, Steph,
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where would you get
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a whacky, nutty,
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madcap idea like that?
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- From you.
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- I accept.
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Oh, that'd be great!
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Hey, you know
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what'd be really cool?
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It's if we have,
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like, an all girl band.
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- Kinda like the "Go-go's."
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- That'd be good.
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Yeah, you know,
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Melissa Morgan plays the drums.
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She'd be prefect.
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She has no life.
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All we need now
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is a keyboard player.
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I don't know anyone.
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Yeah, neither do I.
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Well, I-I-I know
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one keyboard player
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but, um, you guys
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would have to have a, uh
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pretty, open-mind
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about this one.
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How open?
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W-well..
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[keyboard music]
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Charge!
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Well-well, she may
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not be Billy Joel
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but she knows how
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to get a crowd going.
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Going where?
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To the nearest exit?
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Steph, right now,
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she's all we got.
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But you don't
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know her like I do.
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She's rude, crude and lewd.
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That's perfect!
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Let's rock 'n' roll!
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[off key music]
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Hold it!
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Hold it!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hold it!
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Hold it, Ringo.
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The cymbal!
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Please, people, now if
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you're gonna be in a band
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and you're gonna play a song,
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play the same song.
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Now, who can read music?
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'Anyone?'
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My father can.
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We've got a lot of work to do,
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gather around, gather around
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gather around.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Hey, honey.
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- Hey.
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(D.J.)
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'Hi.'
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How's your
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homework comin'?
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I just made $6000.
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Doing homework?
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All I used
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to get was a stamp
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with a little
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happy-face on it.
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Joey, it's-it's
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not real money.
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She's doing
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an economics project.
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Wow.
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Yeah, we started two weeks ago
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with 5000 fictitious dollars.
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We, uh, choose stocks
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and make fictitious investments.
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I am halfway
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to a fictitious Miata.
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So far everything
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I've picked has been a winner.
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Hmm.
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Looks like
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my cholesterol chart.
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So, Deej, you got
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any hot tips for us?
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Well..
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- Just between us.
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- Yeah.
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Today I invested all my money
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in Glamo Toys.
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Glamo Toys?
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[Comet whines]
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Ssh. There're spies everywhere.
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I guess so.
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You know somethin'
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Danny, I think
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D.J.'s on
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to somethin' here.
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You and I should invest some
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real dollars in Glamo Toys.
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Joey, I don't think so.
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The stock market is too risky.
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I don't even take
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a chance when I play Monopoly.
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I just pass, go,
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I ride the railroad
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if I land on
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Take a Chance, I quit.
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Danny, what risk?
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I mean, D.J. obviously knows
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what she's doin'.
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Look at all these
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charts and graphs.
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Come on. You and I
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will be partners.
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- Ah, maybe you're right.
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- Yeah.
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I'm tired of always
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sitting on the side lines
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watching other
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people get rich.
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I completely
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missed out on the '80s.
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Great, I got some money
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stashed away in my belch jar.
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Your belch jar?
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Yeah, my belch jar. Every time
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I belch, I drop a quarter in it.
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Let me just say
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that I am one burrito away
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from owning my own condo.
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You should own
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your own suburb by now.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ And it opened up my eyes ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ No one's gonna drag you up ♪
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♪ To get into the light
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where you belong ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ I saw the si-ign ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ I saw the si-i-ign ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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♪ And it opened up my eyes
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I saw the sign ♪♪
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- Very good.
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- 'Okay, okay.'
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So how were we?
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I mean, how were they?
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Now-now, bear in mind we've
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only been working for a few days
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but they're all playing
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the same song, and, the same key
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in the same room.
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Listen, you know what,
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Danny, I think that we found
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some contestants
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for Wake Up San Francisco's
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Young Talent Search.
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- Alright!
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- Great!
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Absolutely, you-you guys..
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You-you were..
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You were total,
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You were deaf, you were fresh
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you were chillin',
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you were flyin'..
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You kids, uh, actually use
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any of those hip words still?
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Yeah, we do.
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But I'm gonna stop.
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Alright, grown-ups,
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come on, out of the room.
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Let's go. We gotta
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rehearse some more.
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- Thank you.
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- Alright. Have fun, you guys.
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Alright, guys, let's
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take it from the top.
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Come on,
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Uncle Slavedriver.
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Can't we take a break?
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We've been
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rehearsing forever.
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Look at this. My blisters
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are getting blisters.
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- I realize that--
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- Come on! Please.
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Guys, please,
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if you wanna be a good band
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you gotta rehearse,
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rehearse, rehearse
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until you get it perfect.
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How can someone so mean
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have such great hair?
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Alright, what the heck?
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Take five.
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- Alright, let's hit the mall.
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- Yeah.
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We can pick out cool outfits
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to wear for the contest.
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Now, guys, I-I said five..
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That's five minutes.
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Alright, take ten minutes.
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What the heck?
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You said nice things
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about my hair.
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Or let's just call it lunch.
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Let's just have a little lunch.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, everybody,
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let's work on our look.
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It should be vulnerable,
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yet tough.
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Tougher!
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Come on, Tanner, can't you
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get any tougher than that?
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Not without spraining my face.
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- Let's work on our hair.
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- Yeah.
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We better go.
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It could be contagious.
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We're practicing how to pose
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for our album cover.
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Sorry, we thought
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you had cooties.
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Actually,
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we're here because
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we maybe of some assistance
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to your ensemble.
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Look, unless you're
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here to help the band, get lost.
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Kimmy, stay with me on this.
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Derek and Lisa
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are great singers.
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If you let them in the band
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you'd definitely
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win the contest.
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Excuse me when I say.
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Bwaha ha ha ha.
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I was afraid of this.
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The risk of humiliation
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has borne bitter fruit.
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Alright, Michelle, you
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and your friends, beat it.
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I gotta work with the band.
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You can start on
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their personalities.
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Alright, troops, break's over.
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Let's hit the studio. Come on.
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Uncle Jesse, we've already
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got the music part down.
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Now we need to work on our look.
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You already got the look.
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You look like four girls
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who need to rehearse.
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Look, I'm not gonna be on
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the side of that stage callin'
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out chords to you guys.
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Oh, like we can't
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remember three chords?
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A, E..
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...I, O, U.
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Come on, Uncle Jesse,
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what's the big deal?
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Dad and Aunt Becky
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said, we were great.
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Yeah, they said
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we were great--
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Of course they did.
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They're family.
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I'm your manager.
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I'm gonna tell you the truth.
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The truth is you just
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wanna boss us around.
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The truth is, you guys
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made a million mistakes.
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- Now let's hit the studio.
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- Name one.
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00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,314
Alright,
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let's start with you.
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You missed about three
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00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,108
or four chord changes.
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00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,692
You were flat
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on the first verse.
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00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,652
Your guitar playing slowed
400
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the whole song down--
401
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,696
I said one.
402
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,407
I mean, give us
403
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,407
a break, Uncle Jesse.
404
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,950
- It sounded, okay.
405
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,950
- 'Okay?'
406
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,618
Okay is not gonna cut it,
407
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,618
alright?
408
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,954
You guys aren't ready
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00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,954
to perform in front of people.
410
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,789
Now what you gotta do is,
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practice over and over
412
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,375
and, over again, till you can
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play this stuff in your sleep.
414
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- Any other complains?
415
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,794
- Yeah, you have a bad attitude.
416
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,879
Well, that's because
417
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,879
you're a bad manager.
418
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,758
Steph, I don't..
419
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I don't really need this.
420
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,970
- Well, we don't need you.
421
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,970
- Really?
422
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,846
So you guys are firing me?
423
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,141
We can't fire you!
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00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,141
You quit!
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00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,102
Kimmy, I'll handle this.
426
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,520
You know, Stephanie,
427
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,520
I'm sorry I got involved
428
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,813
in your little band
429
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,813
in the first place.
430
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,398
Not as sorry
431
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,398
as we are.
432
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,360
Yeah. Pack it up,
433
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,360
Uncle Hairboy.
434
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,489
You know, Kimmy, I think
435
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,489
I won't miss you most of all.
436
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,994
That's it.
437
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,994
Tanner's got the look!
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00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,581
[mellow music]
439
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,878
[instrumental music]
440
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,215
Hey, how'd our stocks do?
441
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,009
I'm checking right now, partner.
442
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,638
Glamo, Glamo! Glam..
443
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,638
Oh!
444
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,972
What?
445
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,972
Wh-what happened?
446
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,017
- It's down six points.
447
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,017
- That's awful.
448
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,101
Well, it could've
449
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,101
been a lot worse.
450
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,645
How?
451
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:30,398
I could've invested
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00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:30,398
as much money as you did.
453
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,317
Hey, guys, do you have
454
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,317
the business section?
455
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,692
I wanna see
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00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,692
how Glamo did.
457
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,820
You'll want
458
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,820
the obituaries.
459
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,531
It's down six points.
460
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,158
Whoa. Good thing no one
461
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,158
lost any real money.
462
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,451
- Right.
463
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,451
- Yeah.
464
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,161
- Good thing.
465
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,161
- It's a good thing.
466
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,751
So, uh..
467
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,253
...you think
468
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,253
you guys are ready?
469
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,838
Yeah. We practiced all day.
470
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,757
Oh, good, good, you worked
471
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,757
on the chord changes, huh?
472
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,178
No, we practiced
473
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,178
our choreography.
474
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,639
Steph, that's the last thing
475
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,639
you need to practice.
476
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,017
It was. Hair,
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00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,017
nails, choreography.
478
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,812
You had a full day.
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00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,439
I know what you're
480
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,439
thinkin', Uncle Jesse.
481
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,191
But we're
482
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,191
gonna show you.
483
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,775
And we're gonna be
484
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,775
great out here.
485
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,070
And you're gonna be sorry
486
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,070
about the way you treated us.
487
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,989
Well, I hope..
488
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,989
I hope that happens.
489
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,371
Greetings, music lovers.
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00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,081
Gibbler, you're late.
491
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,458
Sorry, Goldilocks. I was
492
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,458
pickin' up my new keyboard.
493
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,627
I got my two lackeys
494
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,627
luggin' it in right now.
495
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,507
Be careful, doofoids,
496
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,507
that thing's expensive.
497
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,800
Wow! Abusive
498
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,800
and inconsiderate.
499
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,304
You're gonna make someone
500
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,304
a great, first wife.
501
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,223
Kimmy, since you have
502
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,223
no visible means of support
503
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,308
and obviously no hope
504
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,308
of getting any.
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00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,727
Where'd you get
506
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,727
the money to get this?
507
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,811
Wise investin'.
508
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,689
Hey, Deej, I've been
509
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,689
following that Glamo stock.
510
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,399
I made a bundle.
511
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,735
What're you talkin' about? It
512
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,735
went down six points yesterday.
513
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:59,028
That's when I bought it,
514
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:59,028
at it's all time low.
515
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,697
It went up 20 points today.
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00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,990
So I sold it and made
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00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,990
a tidy, little profit.
518
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,659
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
519
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:09,163
♪ Heidy diddly ho
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00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:09,163
heidy diddy ho ♪♪
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00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,124
I've never seen you
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00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,124
so happy for Kimmy.
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00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,084
Oh, you still haven't. Joey
524
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,084
and I, we bought that stock.
525
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,586
We're gonna make a bundle!
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00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,631
♪ Heidy diddly ho
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00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,631
heidy diddy ho ♪♪
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00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,048
Dan-Danny, Danny.
529
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,676
Danny, th-the jig is up.
530
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,470
Look, I-I hate
531
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,470
to burst your bundle.
532
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,055
But I sold
533
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,055
that stock this morning.
534
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,433
Uh, this morning it was
535
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,433
at it's all time low.
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00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,312
[imitating Snagglepuss]
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00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,312
Exit, stage right even.
538
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,898
I am shocked.
539
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,067
I never thought you guys
540
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,067
would cheat off my homework.
541
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,030
Hey, Danny,
542
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,030
it's almost show time.
543
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,991
Ready to light up
544
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,991
that stage?
545
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,618
Now?
546
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,202
I am so depressed.
547
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,331
I can't be expected do
548
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,331
go out there and perform
549
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,040
right now like
550
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,040
some trained seal.
551
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,042
[upbeat music]
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00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,086
Hi, everybody.
553
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,086
I'm Danny Tanner.
554
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,301
I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
555
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,969
Welcome to Wake Up
556
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,969
San Francisco's
557
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,471
Young Talent Search.
558
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,972
Well, actually
559
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,972
the search is over
560
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,516
because all the young talent
561
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,516
is right here.
562
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,767
Oh, Gee, Becky,
563
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,767
thank you
564
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,352
you are too kind.
565
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,270
Yeah, actually I was talkin'
566
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,270
about the kids back stage.
567
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,356
So let's get
568
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,356
'em out here.
569
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,399
Our first contestant,
570
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,399
is Jennifer Robin.
571
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,111
[crowd applaud]
572
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,704
Excuse me, I work alone.
573
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,041
Okay.
574
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,547
[off key music]
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00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,885
[singing in Spanish]
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00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,237
[instrumental
577
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,237
"Turkey in the straw"]
578
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,082
[instrumental "When
579
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,082
The Saints Go Marching In"]
580
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,669
- We're next.
581
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,669
- You guys are gonna do great.
582
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,045
Uh-oh.
583
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,422
It's my stomach.
584
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,341
Mother made pork
585
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,341
pasta salad for lunch.
586
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,636
And I thought
587
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,636
it tasted a bit off.
588
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,805
I think you
589
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just have stage fright.
590
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How do you know?
591
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You're not my therapist.
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Next up, the musical styling's
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of Lisa and Derek.
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Thank you very much.
595
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Come on, Derek.
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I need a tums the size
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00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,613
of a hockey puck.
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00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,907
Derek, don't worry.
599
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,907
You'll be fine.
600
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,242
You're gonna blow
601
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,242
the roof off this place.
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If you don't blow chunks first.
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[instrumental
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"Don't go breaking my heart"]
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
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00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,388
♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
607
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,600
♪ Oh honey if I get restless ♪
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00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,977
♪ Baby you're not that kind ♪
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00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,816
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,484
♪ Nobody knows it ♪
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00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,027
♪ Nobody knows ♪
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,780
♪ When I was down ♪
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00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,490
♪ I was your clown ♪
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00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,032
♪ Right from the start ♪
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00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,827
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
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00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,203
♪ Oh oh ♪
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00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:40,875
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
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00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,002
♪ So don't go breaking my ♪
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00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,839
♪ Heart ♪♪
620
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[glass shatter]
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00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,012
(Danny)
622
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'Derek and Lisa.'
623
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,016
Derek and Lisa..
624
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,893
...and, Joey.
625
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,478
Alright, that's-that's
626
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,478
tough one to follow
627
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,062
but you know what?
628
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,062
Somebody's gotta do it.
629
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,357
So let's give it up
630
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for our final contestants..
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00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,566
Girl Talk!
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00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,196
Uncle Jesse,
633
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,196
you think they're ready?
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00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,740
How do I know? Wh-what do I look
635
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,740
like their manager or somethin'?
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[instrumental
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"I saw the sign"]
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♪ I saw the sign ♪
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00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,011
♪ And it opened up my eyes
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00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,011
I saw the sign ♪
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00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,348
♪ Life's demanding
642
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,348
without understanding ♪
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00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,934
♪ I saw the sign ♪
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00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,769
♪ And it opened up my eyes
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00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,769
I saw the sign.. ♪♪
646
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,230
[off key music]
647
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Cut! Cut! Cut.
648
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,447
Uh, sorry.
649
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,447
Slight technical problem.
650
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,201
You guys are supposed
651
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,201
to stay with me.
652
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,620
Yeah, we would if we
653
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,620
knew what you were playing.
654
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,872
Well, you guys let's just..
655
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,623
Uh, start from
656
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,623
where we left off, okay?
657
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,709
We all left off
658
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,709
in different places.
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Let's just
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00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,002
pick it up, okay?
661
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On three.
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00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,713
One, two three.
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00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,757
♪ I saw the sign ♪
664
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,425
♪ And it opened up my eyes
665
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,425
I saw the sign.. ♪♪
666
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,886
[off key music]
667
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,015
We bite.
668
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,393
Hope I can get my money
669
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,393
back on this outfit.
670
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,314
Wait, guys, come on!
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00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,776
[keyboard music]
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00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,988
Tough crowd.
673
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,992
Well, that was
674
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,992
a really, really
675
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,369
really good try.
676
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,329
Uh, let's give it up
677
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,329
for Girl Talk.
678
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,500
(Danny)
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'Alright.'
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Thank you.
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And the winners are..
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00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,174
...Lisa Lipra
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00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,174
and Derek Espoy.
684
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[crowd cheering]
685
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,100
Thank you, thank you.
686
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,144
We owe it all to our manager,
687
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Michelle Tanner.
688
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,785
Hi, Steph.
689
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,413
Listen, uh..
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00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,832
...we need to talk.
691
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,876
Why bother? I know
692
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,876
what you're gonna say.
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00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,377
You missed your chord changes.
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00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,879
Your singing was flat.
695
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,631
You have no business
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00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,631
being out there.
697
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,009
You made a total fool
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00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,009
of yourself.
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00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,469
Keep going,
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00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,469
I'm not finished.
701
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,513
It's not funny, Uncle Jesse!
702
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,056
You know,
703
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,056
I hope you're happy.
704
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,851
'Cause this was the most
705
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,851
humiliating night of my life.
706
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,728
Just leave me alone.
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00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,365
Steph, who're you
708
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,365
really angry at here?
709
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,367
Myself.
710
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,495
For not listening to you.
711
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,581
Now we're
712
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,581
getting somewhere.
713
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,459
And you for picking on me.
714
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,253
Picking? I-I prefer
715
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,253
to call it motivating.
716
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,714
Call it what you want.
717
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,841
You made me feel terrible.
718
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,681
You know, I guess
719
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,681
I was a little hard on you.
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00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,641
I'm sorry. It's just that..
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00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,768
You know, what happened tonight
722
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,768
was exactly I was afraid of.
723
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,479
You know, you goin' up there on
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00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,479
stage for your very first time
725
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,522
and being humiliated.
726
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,566
The same thing
727
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,566
happened to me.
728
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,234
I'll bet you didn't
729
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,234
bomb like we did.
730
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,736
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
731
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,824
It was our sixth grade
732
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,824
talent show, alright?
733
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,120
It was me, the three Eds.
734
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:46,120
You know those guys.
735
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,998
And all we were concerned about,
736
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,998
of course, was our hair, right?
737
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,291
So we're back before
738
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,291
the show, greasin' up.
739
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,170
Gettin' all greasy,
740
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,170
ready to go, right?
741
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,421
I can't hold on
742
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,421
to my drumsticks
743
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,464
my hands are so greasy.
744
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,217
So I'm gettin' ready
745
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,217
to wipeouts, you know..
746
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,509
Phoomph! Stick goes flying
747
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,928
I wipeout Little Ed.
748
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,140
Are you making that up
749
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,140
to make me feel better?
750
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,892
No.
751
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,268
But does it?
752
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,063
Kinda.
753
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,399
I guess, we should've
754
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,399
practiced a little more.
755
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,527
Guess you should've
756
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,527
practiced a lot more.
757
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,072
Listen, Steph,
758
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,072
you can't succeed, uh..
759
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,364
...at anything in life,
760
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,364
you know.
761
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,242
Whether it be a band,
762
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,242
or a school
763
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,701
or whatever you're
764
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,701
doing at the time
765
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,829
without workin' very hard
766
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,829
and having discipline.
767
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,207
Yeah, guess there's
768
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,207
more to being in a band
769
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,833
than just looking great.
770
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,085
Although, we did
771
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,085
look great.
772
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,504
Oh, yeah. You looked
773
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,504
really, really good.
774
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,506
But you did pay some
775
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,506
major dues tonight.
776
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,259
Really? Like what?
777
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,385
Well, you won't have to go
778
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,385
through your first performance
779
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,264
again and...luckily
780
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,264
neither will the audience.
781
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,767
Listen, I hope I, uh..
782
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,769
I hope I didn't turn
783
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,769
you off to music.
784
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,563
'Cause you do have
785
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,563
some natural talent.
786
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,773
Thanks, Uncle Jesse.
787
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,193
That really
788
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,193
means a lot to me.
789
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,241
Well, listen, I-I'm happy
790
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,241
to help you anytime you want.
791
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,619
But not as your manager,
792
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,619
as your-as your uncle.
793
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663
How much percentage
794
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663
does an uncle get?
795
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,541
I'm proud of you.
796
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,752
Let's get out.
797
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,752
And see what's happening.
798
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,343
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪♪
799
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,805
[theme music]
800
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,821
[music continues]