1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,419 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:03,629 - What's that spell? 3 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:03,629 - Mom. 4 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:04,755 Mom. 5 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:04,755 That's very good. 6 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,423 Hey, guys. 7 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,423 Check it out! 8 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,842 I can make Comet 9 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,842 do all these tricks 10 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,677 without even 11 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,677 talking to him. 12 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:13,012 She's got 13 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:13,012 to be kiddin'. 14 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,849 Give her a chance, guys. 15 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,849 I'd like to see this. 16 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,934 I only use 17 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,934 hand signals. 18 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:19,102 Watch and be amazed. 19 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,271 Ready, Comet? 20 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,816 Watch me now. 21 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,656 [barking] 22 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,032 Good boy. 23 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,868 That's very good, Michelle. 24 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,871 Kind of like your own 25 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,871 doggy remote-control. 26 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:40,332 We can do that. 27 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,376 It's not as easy 28 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,376 as it looks. 29 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,962 Watch and be amazed. 30 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,047 [barking] 31 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,886 [whimpering] 32 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,807 Whoa, guys! 33 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,642 Slow down! 34 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,269 Looks like 35 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,269 he blew a fuse. 36 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,816 [theme music] 37 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,360 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 38 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,360 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 39 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,988 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 40 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,988 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 41 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,615 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 42 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,326 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 43 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,326 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 44 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,870 ♪ There's a face ♪ 45 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 46 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,251 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 47 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,920 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 48 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,047 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 49 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:32,968 ♪ A light is waiting 50 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:32,968 to carry you home ♪ 51 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,637 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 52 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,725 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 53 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,478 ♪ Doobie doo ba ba da ♪♪ 54 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:47,983 [instrumental music] 55 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,159 [knocking] 56 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,331 - Oh, hi, Nelson. 57 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,331 - Hey, Steph. 58 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,833 - Come in. 59 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,833 - Thanks. 60 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,168 This a surprise. 61 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,797 Yeah. I thought 62 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,797 DJ dumped you. 63 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,967 Well, she did. 64 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:16,553 Then I thought 65 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:16,553 she dumped you again. 66 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,848 Well, once again, 67 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,848 she did. 68 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,266 You know, 69 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,266 I've heard of 70 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,768 on-again, off-again 71 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,768 relationships 72 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:27,397 but you guys should be 73 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:27,397 attached to the clapper. 74 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,274 No, no, don't worry. 75 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,274 I've learned my lesson. 76 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,777 From now on, we are 77 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,777 just friends, buddies, pals 78 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,404 nothing that's 79 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,404 any fun for me. 80 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,075 Nelson, I just got off 81 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,075 the phone with you. 82 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,618 How'd you get 83 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,618 here so fast? 84 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,871 Well, I called you 85 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,871 from my limo, in your driveway. 86 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,206 Well, what's this big, exciting 87 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,206 news you wanna talk to me about? 88 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,501 My cousin Regina 89 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,501 is flying in from England 90 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,294 and she's here 91 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,294 coordinating the reception 92 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,463 for the Queen's visit 93 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,463 to San Francisco 94 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,299 and well, I just thought 95 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,299 I'd invite you to go with me. 96 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,011 As friends. 97 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,888 Wow! The Queen? 98 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,888 That's incredible. 99 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,889 Hey. 100 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,181 Joey, 101 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,181 DJ's going to meet 102 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,892 the Queen of England. 103 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,185 Maybe she'll let you 104 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,185 try on her crown. 105 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,897 Yeah, ask her if it's one of 106 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,897 those one-size-fits-all crowns 107 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:12,609 with the plastic adjustable 108 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:12,609 strap in the back. 109 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,486 Actually, Joey, why don't you 110 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,486 ask her yourself. 111 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,322 'Cause you know my cousin Regina 112 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,322 is coming in from England 113 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,324 and she doesn't know 114 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,324 anyone here in San Francisco 115 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,702 and she did ask me 116 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,702 to find her a date. 117 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,829 Yeah, well, 118 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,829 what does she look like? 119 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,540 - Does it matter? 120 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,540 - Not really. 121 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,126 Hey, guys. 122 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,003 Well, hey, Nellie boy. 123 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,131 Back 124 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,131 for another dumping? 125 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,466 It's good to see you, 126 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,466 too, Kimmy. 127 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,053 Okay, I want you all to meet 128 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,053 my steady, Duane. 129 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,679 He pinned me, 130 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,679 but I came back 131 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,348 and I took him 132 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,348 the next two falls. 133 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,393 So, you're Duane. It-It's nice 134 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,393 to finally meet you. 135 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,769 Huh. Whatever. 136 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,026 Duane just finished 137 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,026 trade school 138 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,486 and is going into the plumbing 139 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,486 business with his dad. 140 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,198 He's the toilet doctor. 141 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,909 So, then that would make you 142 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,909 the toilet intern. 143 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,870 Whatever. 144 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,292 Hey, everybody. 145 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,045 Guess what I found 146 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,045 in the mailbox. 147 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,672 Half a cheese wheel 148 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,672 and an empty can of Fresca? 149 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:21,220 Well, under Kimmy's trash 150 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:21,220 was a letter from a little place 151 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,598 that I like to call 152 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,598 Stanford University. 153 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,267 Stanford? Oh, my gosh! 154 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,267 This is my first choice. 155 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,310 I've wanted 156 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,310 to go there forever. 157 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,106 - You open it. I'm too nervous. 158 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,106 - Okay. 159 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,482 Oh, Stanford. 160 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,482 This would be so perfect. 161 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,111 It's a great school, 162 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,111 it's close to home. 163 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,280 But it's, it's not nearly 164 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,280 as close as Berkeley 165 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,867 who had the good sense 166 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,867 to accept you. 167 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,411 I didn't get in? 168 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,746 Sorry, Deej. 169 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:55,336 Oh, Deej, I'm sorry. Is there 170 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:55,336 anyone I can call, write, buy? 171 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,632 I can't believe it. 172 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,593 Stanford is the only school 173 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,593 I ever wanted to go to. 174 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,470 I'm sorry 175 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,470 you didn't make it, Deej. 176 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,639 You should have done what I did, 177 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,639 when I applied there. 178 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,350 Include a crisp $20 bill 179 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,350 with the application. 180 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,936 Come on, Duane. 181 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,936 I feel lucky. 182 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,437 Let's go 183 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,437 check the mail. 184 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,814 Whatever. 185 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,532 Hey, Deej, you okay? 186 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,952 Is there anything 187 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,952 I can do for you? 188 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,912 Yeah, you can scratch 189 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,912 the Stanford bumper sticker 190 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,330 off the car. 191 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,623 Oh, I already did. 192 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,835 And the one 193 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,835 on the lawn mower. 194 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,419 You guys aren't going 195 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,419 to believe this. 196 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,047 Stanford turned 197 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,047 me down, too. 198 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,510 I for one, 199 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,510 am shocked. 200 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,512 So, did they send 201 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,512 your $20 back? 202 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,556 Actually, they sent me 40 203 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,556 with a note saying 204 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,643 "Let's pretend 205 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,643 this never happened." 206 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,936 I'm sorry, Kimmy. 207 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,229 I know how you feel. 208 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,314 No, you don't. 209 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:56,982 At least you got 210 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:56,982 into Berkeley. 211 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,652 I'm going nowhere. 212 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,652 I'm a total reject. 213 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,529 My life is 214 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,529 officially over. 215 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:03,905 I'm too tall 216 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:03,905 to be a jockey 217 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:07,575 and too short 218 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:07,575 for the NBA. 219 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,287 You were absent 220 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,287 on career day, weren't you? 221 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,708 Oh, hey, Deej. 222 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,708 I, uh, I heard about Stanford. 223 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,251 - I'm sorry. 224 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,251 - Thanks. 225 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,753 Hey, how about a little 226 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,753 sympathy for me? 227 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,006 I got turned down 228 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,006 by California. 229 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,799 The university of California? 230 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,011 No. Every college 231 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,011 in California. 232 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,137 Gee, Kimmy, 233 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,137 that's too bad 234 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,180 and after all that 235 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,183 hard work 236 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,183 in high school. 237 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,977 You know, I had my heart 238 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,977 set on Stanford. 239 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,562 Now, I don't know 240 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,562 where to go to school 241 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,356 or what to do 242 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,356 with my life. 243 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,481 That's okay, Deej. 244 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,067 You know, 245 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,067 take a negative 246 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,193 and, and turn it 247 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,193 into a positive. 248 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,652 You know, you, 249 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,652 you have a whole 250 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,403 you have a whole 251 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,403 plethora of things you can do 252 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,865 a whole cornucopia 253 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,865 of opportunities. 254 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,992 You know, you have 255 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,992 to, you have to carpe diem 256 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,078 if you will, 257 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,078 seize the day. 258 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,248 You know, I say, pick a road 259 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,248 and ease on down it, you know? 260 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,916 I mean, if you want to go 261 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,916 to Berkeley, go to Berkeley. 262 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,125 If you want to go 263 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,125 to another college 264 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,543 you can go 265 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,543 to another college. 266 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,878 If you wanna, 267 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,878 you wanna jump a steamer 268 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,088 and travel 269 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,088 around the world, I say 270 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,715 "Hey, babe, go for it." 271 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,969 Or you can marry Nelson and 272 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,969 have him pay for all that stuff. 273 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,428 Yeah, well, 274 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,428 the way I feel right now 275 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,224 that doesn't sound 276 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,224 half-bad. 277 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,018 I wish I had somebody 278 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,018 like Nelson to fall back on. 279 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:19,439 Ah, but you have 280 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:19,439 Mr. Personality. 281 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,108 Yeah, that's all 282 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,108 I have. 283 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,152 A man with a plunger 284 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,152 and wet socks. 285 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,905 Pretty soon, I won't even 286 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,905 have my best friend. 287 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,489 What are you 288 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,489 talking about? 289 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,367 Come on, Deej, 290 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,367 you know you're gonna 291 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,952 go to college somewhere. 292 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,536 You'll meet some 293 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,536 new, smart friends 294 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 and forget all about me. 295 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,706 Let's face it. 296 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,334 Life together, 297 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,334 as we know it, is over. 298 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,340 That's gotta brighten 299 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,340 your day a little. 300 00:07:58,519 --> 00:07:59,771 Comet, stop staring at me. 301 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,357 I'm not going 302 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,357 to drop the sandwich. 303 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,651 [whining] 304 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,737 Comet, stop begging. 305 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,737 You're worse than Joey. 306 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,072 [whining] 307 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,449 Alright. 308 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,783 Oops. 309 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,369 [knocking] 310 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,662 Come in. 311 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,038 Hey, Deej. 312 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,498 I just brought a book 313 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,498 over for Joey 314 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,167 on what to do 315 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,167 when you meet the queen. 316 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,377 Oh, really? 317 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,377 What's it called? 318 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,088 "What To Do When 319 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,088 You Meet The Queen." 320 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,133 Is Joey here? 321 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,051 No. The whole family 322 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,051 went to the mall. 323 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,054 I just wanted to stay home 324 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,054 and think about school. 325 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,015 Are you still 326 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,015 feeling bad? 327 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,599 Well, I'm-I'm 328 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,599 feeling better. 329 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,019 My Uncle Jesse was right. 330 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,019 I do have options. 331 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,645 And Berkeley's 332 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,645 a great school 333 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,315 and, uh, there's others 334 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,315 I haven't heard from yet. 335 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,233 So, I'm moving 336 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,233 out of depressed 337 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:49,863 and I'm well on my way 338 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:49,863 to slightly bummed. 339 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,615 Well, I have something that'll 340 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,615 take you past slightly bummed 341 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,327 through okey-dokey 342 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,327 all the way to perky. 343 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,539 Remember you were 344 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,539 worried about what to wear 345 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:02,125 when you meet the queen? 346 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,462 'Nelson.' 347 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,796 Diamond earrings for me? 348 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,089 You shouldn't have. 349 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,551 Well, I didn't. 350 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,551 Those are just a loan. 351 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,262 You dumped me, 352 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,262 remember? 353 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,015 Well, at least 354 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,015 for one night 355 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,519 I'll have earlobes 356 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,519 of the rich and famous. 357 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,688 Oh, um, 358 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,688 just, okay. 359 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,440 [ringing] 360 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,691 - Hello. 361 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,691 - 'Deej.' 362 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,902 I'm about to become 363 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,902 a blushing bride 364 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:32,406 or as Duane says, 365 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:32,406 "A flushing bride." 366 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,074 Kimmy, there, there, 367 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,074 must be a bad connection. 368 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,867 I could have sworn 369 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,867 you said "Bride." 370 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,036 You heard right, 371 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,036 bachelorette number one. 372 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,329 I asked Duaney-poo 373 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,329 to marry me 374 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,788 and he said yes. 375 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,376 Well, actually, 376 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,376 he said, "Whatever" 377 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,169 but here we are 378 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,169 at the "Create Your Own Wedding" 379 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,337 chapel in Reno. 380 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,547 Cool, huh? 381 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,881 Kimmy, what are you doing? 382 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,259 - You don't love Duane. 383 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,259 - I know. 384 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,635 - Wish me luck. 385 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,635 - 'Kimmy, wait.' 386 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,638 Um, w-we promised 387 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,638 that i-if we ever got married 388 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,141 we'd be each other's 389 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,141 bridesmaid, remember? 390 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,894 Well, yeah. That's true, 391 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,894 but you're there and I'm here. 392 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,229 'Well, I'll be there, okay?' 393 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,189 'Just don't do anything 394 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,189 until I get there.' 395 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,690 Oh, hey, 396 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,690 that works out Great. 397 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,693 If I don't use their bridesmaid, 398 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,693 I'll save 12 bucks. 399 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,281 Kimmy's getting married. 400 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,615 To what? 401 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,160 She's making 402 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,160 a terrible mistake. 403 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,871 I-I have to find out when 404 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,871 the first plane leaves to Reno. 405 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,290 15 minutes. 406 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,458 What, you memorized 407 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,458 the schedule? 408 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,584 No, we'll take my plane. 409 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,877 It leaves 410 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,877 when I tell her to. 411 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,130 Great, uh, but I just have 412 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,130 to write my family a note. 413 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,757 - Okay. 414 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,757 - Um.. 415 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,760 Let's see.. 416 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:40,474 "Kimmy's getting married. 417 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:45,979 Went to Reno with Nelson. 418 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:45,979 Love, DJ" 419 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,021 Perfect. 420 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,648 Oh, gosh, 421 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,648 I-I smudged it all up 422 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,983 'cause of that grease 423 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,983 from the sandwich. 424 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,692 No, no, that's fine. 425 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,692 This is an emergency. 426 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,278 Neatness doesn't count. 427 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,278 I got hot towels in the limo. 428 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,446 - Let's go. 429 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,446 - Great. 430 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,073 We've got to stop 431 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,073 that wedding. 432 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,221 What are you, honey, 433 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,221 you're doing it the wrong way. 434 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,599 Okay, guys, 435 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,599 how do I look? 436 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,519 And be brutal. 437 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,396 Now, I know why 438 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,396 they call it a monkey suit. 439 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,689 Don't listen to him, Joey. 440 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,689 You look very dashing. 441 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,526 Oh, I wish 442 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,526 I felt dashing. 443 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,362 I'm so nervous about making a 444 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,362 mistake when I meet the Queen. 445 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,405 Joey, don't worry 446 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,405 about a thing. 447 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,991 When you meet the Queen, all you 448 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,991 have to do is just stand there. 449 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,243 You're not from England, 450 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,243 so, you don't have to bow 451 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,288 oh, and don't speak 452 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,288 unless you're spoken to. 453 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,874 You've been meeting queens 454 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,874 and not telling me? 455 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,293 No, I read this book. 456 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,293 I found it on the table. 457 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,295 Nelson must have 458 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,295 brought it over. 459 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,631 "To Nelson. 460 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,631 Love, the Queen. 461 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,258 PS, thanks for the loan." 462 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,388 - It doesn't say that. 463 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,388 - Right there. 464 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,348 Joey, could you get a picture 465 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,348 of the Queen for me? 466 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,058 It's for 467 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,058 my collection. 468 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,726 When did you start collecting 469 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,726 pictures of the Queen? 470 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,938 As soon as you 471 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,938 push this button. 472 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,232 Well, I'll give 473 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,232 it a shot. 474 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,901 Wish me luck. 475 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,901 I'm off to meet the Queen. 476 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,572 Pip pip, cheerios, 477 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,572 Cap'n Crunch. 478 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,240 Trix are for kids. 479 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,618 I'm cuckoo 480 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,618 for cocoa puffs. 481 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,329 Why do I feel like 482 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,329 the Queen needs the luck? 483 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,957 Michelle, I think 484 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,957 you'd better feed Comet. 485 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,836 He was licking the TV 486 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,836 during an Alpo commercial. 487 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,171 He probably got 488 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,171 that from Joey. 489 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,383 He does the same thing 490 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,383 during "Baywatch." 491 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,176 Come on, Comet. 492 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,176 I'll get you dinner. 493 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,887 We can watch it 494 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,887 make its own gravy. 495 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,518 Oh, hey. 496 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,518 A present for me. 497 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,852 Oh, it's empty. 498 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,606 Here, Aunt Becky. 499 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,606 It's for you. 500 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,567 Dad, I found this 501 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,567 in Comet's dish. 502 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,069 I think someone 503 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,069 sent him a letter. 504 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,113 It's all smudged 505 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,113 and chewed up. 506 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,533 Um, "Getting married. 507 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,243 "Reno.. 508 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,245 "...Nelson.. 509 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,122 ...love, DJ" 510 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,749 - It can't be. 511 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,749 - Yeah, I know. 512 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,752 Why would Janet Reno 513 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,752 marry Willie Nelson? 514 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,089 Well, that's 515 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,089 one explanation. 516 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,466 But it sounds to me 517 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,466 like DJ went to Reno 518 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,050 to marry Nelson. 519 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,344 That-That makes even less sense 520 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,344 than what I just said. 521 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,222 Yeah, yeah, that-that doesn't 522 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,222 make any sense at all. 523 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,726 I-I wouldn't worry 524 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,726 if I were you. 525 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,394 You don't think she 526 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,394 took us seriously, do you? 527 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,646 What, what seriously? What? 528 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,938 - Oh, nothing. 529 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,938 - What? 530 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,273 - Nothing. 531 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,273 - What? 532 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,566 - Nothing. 533 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,566 - What! 534 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,776 I just told her 535 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,776 that she had a-a 536 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,861 a plethora of opportunities 537 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,861 out there. 538 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,573 She's the one who told her 539 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,573 to marry Nelson. 540 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,284 Well, who knew that after 13 541 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,284 years of not listening to me 542 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,494 she'd start now? 543 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,287 Oh, come on, 544 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,287 I knew DJ was upset 545 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,538 about the Stanford rejection 546 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,998 but running off 547 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,998 and getting married? 548 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,750 Well, that explains 549 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,750 this empty jewelry box. 550 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,002 It was 551 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,002 for an engagement ring. 552 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,797 Ooh, I wonder 553 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,797 how many carats. 554 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,010 I mean, 555 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,010 this is terrible. 556 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,638 Guys, this is some kind 557 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,638 of joke, right? 558 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,016 Oh, come on. 559 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,726 She's probably right outside 560 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,726 that door right now. 561 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,312 And she's just gonna pop her 562 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,312 head in and yell "Gotcha." 563 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,524 Honey, I know 564 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,524 you're out there. 565 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,692 Okay, Come on in. 566 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,861 Joke's over, 567 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,861 little Miss Hijinks. 568 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,363 Should we take your car 569 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,363 to the airport or mine? 570 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,947 Let's take yours, 571 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,947 they say you shouldn't drive 572 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,575 during 573 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,575 a nervous breakdown. 574 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,952 [instrumental music] 575 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,335 Hmm, Shepherd's pie 576 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,586 Yorkshire pudding. 577 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,840 My guess is you people 578 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,840 don't like dogs. 579 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133 Well, I wonder where 580 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133 Cousin Nelson is. 581 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,510 I'd like to thank him 582 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,637 for bringing us 583 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,637 together. 584 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,597 Well, he probably got wind 585 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,597 of the bow-wow buffet 586 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,266 and stopped off 587 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,266 and got a burrito. 588 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,018 Well, shall we? 589 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145 Oh, look. There's one of those 590 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145 Buckingham palace guards. 591 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,189 I heard you can do anything to 592 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,189 these guys and they never move. 593 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,482 You know, Joey, 594 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,482 let's not do anything 595 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,526 to embarrass ourselves 596 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,526 or our dates. 597 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,195 Oh, this'll be fun. 598 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,195 Here. Watch. 599 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,740 Sufferin' succotash. 600 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,326 You, sir, 601 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,326 are inscrutable. 602 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,163 Boy, you guys 603 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,163 are amazing. 604 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,540 Nothing gets to these guys. 605 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,296 - 'Her Majesty. The Queen.' 606 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,296 - Joey, her Majesty's coming. 607 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,673 Oh. 608 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,139 Nice to meet you. 609 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,139 Oops, I'm sorry. 610 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,808 I wasn't supposed 611 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,808 to talk, was I? 612 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,393 I'm just so nervous. 613 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,561 Did you kick me 614 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,561 in the butt? 615 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,354 No. 616 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,064 Couldn't have been. 617 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,064 You'd have someone else do it. 618 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,735 A nobleman, like, uh, 619 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,735 Lord Kick-Me-In-The-Butt. 620 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,779 Oops, I'm sorry. 621 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,281 You know, if you put a little 622 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,281 velcro around your wrist 623 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,909 that won't happen anymore. 624 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,245 Nice to meet you. 625 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,792 Oh, my gosh. 626 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,792 I forgot Michelle's picture. 627 00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,959 Uh, your majesty, wait. 628 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,252 Alright, nobody move! 629 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,252 Nobody move! 630 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,546 Uh, okay. Just, 631 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,546 just freeze, everyone! 632 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,257 I just want 633 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,257 to get one shot, alright? 634 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,766 I can get double prints 635 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,766 of that if you guys like. 636 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:31,282 And as you promise 637 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:31,282 to cling on to each other 638 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,909 for the rest of your life 639 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,663 I now pronounce you 640 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,663 captain and vulcan. 641 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,582 Kimmy, all I'm saying is, think 642 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,582 about what you're doing. 643 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,959 I am thinking about it. 644 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,044 And I think the "Star Trek" 645 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,044 wedding looks nice. 646 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,505 Live long.. 647 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,967 ...and pay the cashier 648 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,967 on your way out. 649 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,426 How about "Friday The 13th?" 650 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,386 I bet not many people 651 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,386 do that one. 652 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,597 Sounds like a safe bet. 653 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 What do you 654 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 think, Duane? 655 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,350 Whatever. 656 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,687 Kimmy.. 657 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,396 If you don't get on that plane 658 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,396 with me and come home 659 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,857 you're going 660 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,857 to regret it. 661 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,317 Maybe not today, 662 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,317 maybe not tomorrow 663 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,360 but the day after that 664 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,153 you're going 665 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,153 to be miserable. 666 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,571 I'm going through 667 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,571 with this, Deej. 668 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,406 I'm tired 669 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,406 of being a loser. 670 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,034 Maybe if I marry Duane, 671 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,034 I'll be a winner. 672 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,288 So, either go home 673 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,916 or stay here and be 674 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,916 my victim of honor. 675 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,003 Alright. 676 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,463 Let's get ready for the most 677 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,463 romantic day of your life. 678 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,343 "Friday the 13th." 679 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,678 Excellent choice. 680 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,391 Kimmy, you 681 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,391 look so beautiful. 682 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,019 I'm going to cry. 683 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,692 Shall we begin? 684 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,662 [ominous music] 685 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,998 Dearly departed 686 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,123 we are gathered here-- 687 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,418 Hey, hey! 688 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,418 Kill the chainsaw. 689 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,837 The fumes are going 690 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,837 to make me hurl. 691 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881 I paid 29.95 692 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881 for this wedding. 693 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,593 - And I want it to be special. 694 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,593 - Sorry. 695 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,555 Dearly departed, we are gathered 696 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,555 here to bring together these-- 697 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,140 There they are. 698 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,140 Okay, stop this wedding! 699 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,978 Or call 911. 700 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,396 Thank God 701 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,396 we found you. 702 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,522 I can't believe 703 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,522 you're doing this. 704 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,815 Why would you want 705 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,815 to get married? 706 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,401 I'm not getting married. 707 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,401 Kimmy is. 708 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,736 - Kimmy? 709 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,736 - Kimmy? 710 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,822 Oh, well, then, 711 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,822 by all means, continue. 712 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,200 I think this is 713 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,200 the bride's side here. 714 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,786 Didn't you guys 715 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,786 read my note? 716 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,538 Yeah, we did, but after Comet 717 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,538 slobbered all over it. 718 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,540 It kind of lost something 719 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,540 in the translation. 720 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,460 Hey, I'm trying 721 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,460 to get married here. 722 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,587 Guys, Kimmy's throwing 723 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,587 her life away. 724 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,338 Can't you talk to her? 725 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,338 She won't listen to me. 726 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,049 You want us 727 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,049 to talk to kimmy? 728 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,176 We spent the last eight years 729 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,176 trying to avoid her. 730 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,511 I don't know 731 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,511 what I'd say to her. 732 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,180 Well, what were you 733 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,180 going to say to me? 734 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,809 Well, I-I did write down 735 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,809 some notes on the airplane 736 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,770 on this airsick bag. 737 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,980 Great. 738 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,731 Hey, Kimmy 739 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,151 before you do this, just listen 740 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,151 to my dad and Uncle Jesse. 741 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,694 Okay, but make it quick. 742 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,530 I'm getting 743 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,530 a splitting headache. 744 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,532 Alright, I-I'll tell you 745 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,532 what I was going to tell DJ. 746 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,912 Just have a seat, we'll put in 747 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,912 a few li'l modifications to.. 748 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,872 ...you know. 749 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,499 Okay. 750 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,043 This thing's not on, 751 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,043 is it? 752 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,337 Alright. Okay. 753 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,546 Um.. 754 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,008 "You're making a terrible 755 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,008 mistake, DJ." 756 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,300 Uh.. 757 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,344 He means Kimmy. 758 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,930 Um, "You know 759 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,930 how much we love you." 760 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,391 We basically tolerate 761 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,391 you as best we can. 762 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,812 "Uh, There's a whole world 763 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,812 of opportunities 764 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,480 still open to you." 765 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,484 Yeah, there's still a few 766 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,484 chances you haven't blown yet. 767 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,610 Guys, forget it. 768 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,945 Let's face it. 769 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,572 I've got nothing 770 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,572 going for me but plunger boy. 771 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,407 Love you, sweetheart. 772 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,784 Whatever. 773 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,497 This isn't working. 774 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,874 Uh, Kimmy, what we're trying 775 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,874 to say here 776 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,958 is that we-we-we 777 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,671 we...we care 778 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,671 about you. 779 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,422 Really? 780 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,422 You do? 781 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,549 I can't believe 782 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,549 what I'm hearing. 783 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,510 I can't believe 784 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,510 what I'm saying. 785 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,803 Listen, 786 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,803 the point is that 787 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,096 we don't want you 788 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,096 to do something 789 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,390 that you're going 790 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,390 to regret, okay? 791 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,808 Now, look 792 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,808 inside your heart. 793 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,518 Now, if you, 794 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,518 if you really, really 795 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,897 deep down inside, 796 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,897 love this-this-this Duane guy 797 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,732 then I say, 798 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,732 what the heck? 799 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,942 I say start up the chainsaw 800 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,942 and get married. 801 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,652 Okay, but don't do it because 802 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,652 you're trying to run away 803 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,197 from problems or you're looking 804 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,197 for the safe way out 805 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,033 or you just want to make sure 806 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,033 you, you have a plumber 807 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,077 at 3:00 in the morning. 808 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,078 Wait a minute. 809 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,495 I'm starting 810 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,495 to get the idea 811 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:50,833 that you guys don't think 812 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:50,833 I should get married. 813 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,421 Kimmy, let's do this 814 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,421 without the hatchet. 815 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,049 You know this wedding 816 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,049 is a bad idea. 817 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,427 Yeah, I know. 818 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,179 You guys are right. 819 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,723 I guess I do 820 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,723 have other options. 821 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,433 I just can't 822 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,433 think of any right now. 823 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,477 Kimmy, you can go to summer 824 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,477 school and get your grades up 825 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,646 and go 826 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,646 to a community college. 827 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,065 Yeah, but 828 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,482 Deej 829 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,611 it still won't be 830 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,611 the same without you. 831 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,072 I'm really going 832 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,072 to miss you. 833 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,158 Who am I going 834 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,158 to hang out with 835 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,660 talk to about boys? 836 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,789 Copy my homework from? 837 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,207 Kimmy, no matter 838 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,207 where we are 839 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,167 we're always going 840 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,167 to be friends. 841 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,795 Nothing's ever 842 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,795 going to change that. 843 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,838 You're right. 844 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,215 Thanks, Deej. 845 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,762 And you guys will always 846 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,762 be a part of my life, too. 847 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,015 Oh, goody. 848 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,684 Now, I can die happy. 849 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,352 But how am I going 850 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,352 to break it to Duane? 851 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,271 He'll be heartbroken. 852 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,563 Oh, wait, 853 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,563 let, let me 854 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,940 take care 855 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,940 of this one. 856 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,484 Oh, uh, 857 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,484 oh, Duane. 858 00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,860 Duane. 859 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,655 Listen, Duane, 860 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,655 uh.. 861 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,115 I don't know 862 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,115 how to.. 863 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,658 I don't know how 864 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,658 to break this to you 865 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:09,578 but, uh, 866 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:09,578 the wedding's off, kid. 867 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,955 Whatever. 868 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:17,128 He's taking it 869 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:17,128 a lot harder than I thought. 870 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,504 [theme music]