1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:05,005 Hey, gang, how about a big 2 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:05,005 family hug for Mr. Motocross? 3 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,674 Give me a hug! 4 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,674 Boys! Come on! 5 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,513 Beck, I can't help noticing 6 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,513 this is only three-quarters 7 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,807 of a big family hug. 8 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:17,685 And I can't help noticing 9 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:17,685 that you are over an hour late. 10 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,019 Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. 11 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,647 I got a severe 12 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,647 case of helmet hair. 13 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,273 And you know, you can't 14 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,273 just comb that away. 15 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,777 I had to, I had to shampoo 16 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,777 in the drinking fountain. 17 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,153 Well, I was worried. 18 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,071 Please explain to me 19 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,071 why a father of two 20 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,365 and a husband of one 21 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,116 suddenly feels the need 22 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,116 to risk his neck 23 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,369 speeding around 24 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,369 a muddy track on a motorcycle 25 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,996 with a bunch 26 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,996 of other yahoos. 27 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,374 Okay, I'll explain. 28 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,374 'Cause I like it. 29 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,334 - Oh, that's mature. 30 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,334 - Oh, that's mature. 31 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,669 What do you mean, 32 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,669 a bunch of other yahoos? 33 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,128 Do you think 34 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,128 I'm a yahoo? 35 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,505 [Becky and Jesse arguing] 36 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,923 They're fighting. 37 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,426 Let's go flush 38 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,426 something. 39 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,136 Beck, you know that there's 40 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,136 always been a part of me 41 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,304 that loves taking risks. 42 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,764 It-it makes me feel alive. 43 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,684 It takes the everyday-ness 44 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,684 out of the everyday. 45 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,144 Well, what happens when 46 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,144 Motocross gets boring, huh? 47 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,646 Where do you 48 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,646 draw the line? 49 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,024 Bullfighting, hang gliding, 50 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,024 nude welding? 51 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,359 Line drawn right there. 52 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,152 You know, 53 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,152 my Uncle Spiros, right? 54 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,821 He never took a risk 55 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,821 in his life. 56 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,991 One day, he walks out his 57 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,991 front door, and boom! He's dead. 58 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,911 - Heart attack? 59 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,911 - No. He lived in a Winnebago. 60 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,162 See, he was going 60, 61 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,162 opened the door, he went out.. 62 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,539 It's not a pretty sight. 63 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,666 Anyway, the point 64 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,666 I'm trying to make here is 65 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,125 that there are 66 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,125 no guarantees in life. 67 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,169 I say every once in a while, 68 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,169 you gotta take a risk. 69 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,338 [toilet flushes] 70 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,551 Guess what we flushed! 71 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,726 I'll go take 72 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,726 a risk right now. 73 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,354 [theme music] 74 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:47,066 ♪ Everywhere you look 75 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:47,066 everywhere you go ♪ 76 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,484 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 77 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,904 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 78 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,698 ♪ Everywhere you look 79 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,698 everywhere you go ♪ 80 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,491 ♪ There's a place ♪ 81 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,578 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 82 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,539 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 83 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,458 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 84 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,627 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 85 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,128 ♪ A light is waitin' ♪ 86 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,715 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 87 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,384 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 88 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:19,056 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 89 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:22,309 ♪ Dooby-doo-bop 90 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:22,309 bah-da ♪♪ 91 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,242 Hey, guys. 92 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,744 Oh, now there's something 93 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,744 you don't see every day. 94 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,412 A nun with a goatee. 95 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,123 This is 96 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,123 "The Jerry Springer Show." 97 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,251 D.J., Stephanie, 98 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,251 tomorrow night, no TV. 99 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,920 - Uncle Joey! 100 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,920 - It's not fair. 101 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,674 Because you have two tickets 102 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,674 to see your favorite group. 103 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,258 Counting Crows! 104 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,219 Uncle Joey, I love them! 105 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,219 I listen to them all the time! 106 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,221 All my friends are going. 107 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,221 It's been sold out for weeks. 108 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,640 Where'd you get these? 109 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,183 Well, I, uh...I won 110 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,183 a little sub-eating contest 111 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,686 at El Bloato's sub shop. 112 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,271 I polished off 113 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,271 an entire Megameaty 114 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,774 in less than a minute. 115 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,819 You, uh, you ate a sub 116 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,819 just to win tickets? 117 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,821 Well, the truth is, 118 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,821 I, uh-- 119 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:20,283 You didn't even know 120 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:20,283 it was a contest, did you? 121 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,285 Wanna go 122 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,285 to the concert or not? 123 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,706 Wait a minute. How come Steph 124 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,706 and D.J. get to go and not me? 125 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,875 Michelle, you know you're not 126 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,875 into that kind of music. 127 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,877 Sure I am. 128 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,877 I listen to it all the time. 129 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,628 - You do not. 130 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,628 - Do too. 131 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,671 - Don't. 132 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,671 - Do. 133 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,089 - Don't! 134 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,089 - Girls! Girls! 135 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,549 That's enough. 136 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,176 Okay, we've heard 137 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,176 your opening statements 138 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,011 and I think 139 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,011 Michelle is right. 140 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,303 We have to do 141 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,303 what's fair. 142 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,763 We're always fair. 143 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,683 Okay. We've got three girls 144 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,683 and two tickets. 145 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,893 Any ideas? 146 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,519 Yeah. Yeah, 147 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,519 I got an idea. 148 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,354 Girls, in my pocket 149 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,398 I have three licorice whips. 150 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:54,526 One of them, I should add, 151 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:54,526 is half-eaten. 152 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,444 [clears throat] 153 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,444 Now.. 154 00:03:56,486 --> 00:04:00,281 Whoever gets that one, well, 155 00:03:56,486 --> 00:04:00,281 you don't go to the show. 156 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,243 - Alright. I'm going. 157 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,243 - I'm going, too. 158 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,329 Every time you're fair, 159 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,329 I get the shaft. 160 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,581 I'm sorry, Steph. 161 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,750 You know there'll be 162 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,750 other concerts. 163 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,543 Uh, Steph, if it makes you 164 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,543 feel any better 165 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,587 you can have that 166 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,587 licorice whip. 167 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,255 Yay! My favorite flavor. 168 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,217 Slobber and lint. 169 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,593 Alright, now, D.J. 170 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,344 there's gonna be 171 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,344 a big crowd there, okay? 172 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,346 So I want you to keep your eyes 173 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,346 on Michelle every second. 174 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,514 I don't want her 175 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,514 coming home 176 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,226 with anything pierced 177 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,226 or tattooed. 178 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,687 Great. When did this 179 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,687 turn into a babysitting job? 180 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,147 Dad, all my friends 181 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,147 are gonna be there. 182 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,899 There's gonna be 183 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,899 a party after. 184 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,316 I'll bring Twister. 185 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,361 Oh, now I'm feeling better. 186 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,405 I'm sorry. 187 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,405 You gotta handle this. 188 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,949 Life isn't always fair. 189 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,202 It was two minutes ago. 190 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,787 Alright, just the way 191 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,787 it worked out. 192 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,914 If you'll excuse us, uh, 193 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,914 Joey and I are gonna go upstairs 194 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,042 and retrieve a corn dog 195 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,042 from a sink trap. 196 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,710 - We are? 197 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,710 - Yes. 198 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,963 And then I'm gonna teach you 199 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,963 how to shave without eating. 200 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,174 If my dad couldn't do it, 201 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,174 there's no way you can do it. 202 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,636 This is great. 203 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,636 I'm gonna call Lisa. 204 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,639 Maybe she can tell me 205 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,639 who the Counting Cows are. 206 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,391 Counting Cows? 207 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,391 It's Counting Crows. 208 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,018 You've never even 209 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,018 heard of 'em. 210 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,814 I'll hear them 211 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,814 at the concert. 212 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,983 I can't believe it. 213 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,983 The little liar. 214 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,776 We're both 215 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,776 totally burned. 216 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,319 Yeah. 217 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,487 [both sigh] 218 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,865 But what if Michelle 219 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,865 had to give me her ticket 220 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,367 because she couldn't 221 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,367 go to the concert? 222 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,911 Sounds like 223 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,911 you have a plan. 224 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,747 Ah! Indeed, I do. 225 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,582 [theme music] 226 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,170 Becky and Dan are on. 227 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,170 Turn up the volume. 228 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,671 Hmm. Oh yeah. 229 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,716 These batteries 230 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,716 must be shot. 231 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,218 I think your brain 232 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,218 is shot. 233 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,469 That's the remote 234 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,469 control 235 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,139 for Nicky and Alex's 236 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,139 toy helicopter. 237 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,392 Oh, cool. 238 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,728 - Give me. 239 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,728 - Ow! 240 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,191 So with no further ado, 241 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,191 let's say hello 242 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,276 to the bungee-jumping 243 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,276 grandma herself 244 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,527 Edna Parrish. 245 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,445 - Hello, there. How are you? 246 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,445 - Great. 247 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,780 Hi, Edna. 248 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,780 Nice to meet you. 249 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:04,906 Make yourself 250 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:04,906 at home. 251 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,365 Well, besides 252 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,365 bungee jumping 253 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,243 Edna has also 254 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,243 whitewater rafted 255 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,328 done some cliff diving 256 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,621 and even 257 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,621 wrestled alligators. 258 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,581 Whoa, 'gators. 259 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,667 Edna, wow. Any plans 260 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,667 to slow down a little? 261 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,086 Like, maybe only 262 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,086 defy death once a week? 263 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,713 Oh, no, sirree. 264 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,758 I've lived as long as I have 265 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,758 because of the risks I take. 266 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,802 That's right. 267 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,802 Listen to her, Beck. 268 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:30,389 It's the same philosophy 269 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:30,389 my dearly departed Arthur had.. 270 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,060 ...before his 271 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,060 parachute accident. 272 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,897 I'm so sorry. 273 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,897 Parachute accident. 274 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,232 What a horrible way to go. 275 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,567 Not really. 276 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,694 He was asleep 277 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,694 in the backyard 278 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,822 and this paratrooper 279 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,822 landed on him. 280 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:49,201 Oh! He didn't feel a thing. 281 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,372 Maybe now would be 282 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,372 a good time 283 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,665 to take a look at Edna's 284 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,665 most recent bungee adventure. 285 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,126 Oh! 286 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,342 Cowabunga! 287 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:08,178 (Becky) 288 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:08,178 'Whoa, that's amazing!' 289 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,305 (Danny) 290 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,305 'I'm thinking you don't need 291 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,305 a big early-bird dinner' 292 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,432 'before doing something 293 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,432 like that, Edna.' 294 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,977 You know, Edna.. 295 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,604 I see you do 296 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,604 something like that 297 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,481 and I see you here in person, 298 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,481 and you're so full of life. 299 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,192 I mean, 300 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,192 maybe my husband's right. 301 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,819 Maybe there is something 302 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,819 to this risk-taking thing. 303 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,198 Looks like someone's 304 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,198 seen the light. 305 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,242 I'll tell you. 306 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,953 Why don't you two 307 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,953 come bungee jumping 308 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,456 with me next week? 309 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:40,210 Well, what 310 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:40,210 do you say, Stretch? 311 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,296 Well, I'm not 312 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,296 a scaredy-cat 313 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,755 now but when it comes 314 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,755 to bungee jumping 315 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,049 I've got two words 316 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,049 for you. 317 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,508 Me-ow. 318 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,846 What are you scared of? 319 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,182 It's safe, and it's fun! 320 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,143 Well, Edna, I don't know 321 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,143 about Stretch here 322 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,560 but you talked me 323 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,560 into it. 324 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,937 Oh, good. 325 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,648 Next week, you and I 326 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,648 are going bungee jumping. 327 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,525 - Oh, no, you're not. 328 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,525 - Oh, yes, she is. 329 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,446 Didn't you hear her? 330 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,446 I'll turn it up. 331 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,448 [helicopter whirring] 332 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,205 [piano music] 333 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000 - Hi, honey. 334 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000 - Hi, sweetheart. 335 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,709 - How was your day? 336 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,709 - Oh, terrific. It was great. 337 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,836 I dropped the boys off 338 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,836 at nursery school 339 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,212 did some grocery shopping.. 340 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,880 Oh, by the way, 341 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,880 you're not bungee jumping. 342 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,632 The band came over, 343 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,632 we worked on this little tune-- 344 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,092 Wait a second. 345 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,092 Wait a second. 346 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,969 Did you just say 347 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,969 I'm not bungee jumping? 348 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,971 Yeah. The band came over, 349 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,971 we did this really cool tune. 350 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,390 It kind of 351 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,390 has a Shaft vibe. 352 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,100 [imitates tune] 353 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,019 That's it? We're not 354 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,019 gonna talk about it? 355 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,272 We just did. 356 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,272 I said it's a Shaft vibe. 357 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,398 I mean the bungee jumping. 358 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,150 Oh, that, 359 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,150 the bungee jumping. 360 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,694 Why, I think we pretty much 361 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,694 talked that out. 362 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,237 No, no, no. Wait a second. 363 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,237 Wait a second. 364 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,739 You've talked it out. 365 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,739 I'm just getting warmed up. 366 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,116 Oh, come on, sweetheart. 367 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,284 Jumping off a bridge 368 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,410 attached to 369 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,410 a little rubber band? 370 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,495 That isn't you. 371 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,787 I mean, 372 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,787 you're a talk show host. 373 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,206 The riskiest thing 374 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,206 you've ever done is 375 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,583 try Ed Asner's carrot cake. 376 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,169 Well, what happened 377 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,169 to taking risks? 378 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,586 Feeling alive. 379 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,048 Taking the everyday-ness 380 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,048 out of the everyday? 381 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,592 Well, that was me. 382 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,592 This is you. You're a mother. 383 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,761 You're a father! 384 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,555 This is a complete 385 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,555 double standard. 386 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,265 Oh, come on. This is not 387 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,265 a double standard. 388 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,476 There are just some things 389 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,476 that I can do that you can't. 390 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,231 Well, this ain't 391 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,231 one of 'em. 392 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,649 I'm bungee jumping. 393 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,649 End of discussion. 394 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,984 No. 395 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,195 No, this discussion 396 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,195 isn't over 397 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,572 until I say it's over. 398 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,199 Now, it's over. 399 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,245 [exhales] 400 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,335 Michelle, how can you 401 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,335 sit there in just a T-shirt? 402 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,088 The furnace broke, 403 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,088 and the house is freezing. 404 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,382 Yeah, you better put this on 405 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,382 before you get sick. 406 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,842 What are you talking about? 407 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,842 I'm boiling. 408 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,095 Boiling? 409 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,388 Ow! 410 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,388 Whoo! 411 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,182 Put another 412 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,182 shrimp on the Barbie. 413 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,018 If only we could 414 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,018 take her temperature. 415 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,439 Hey, we're in luck. 416 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,439 A thermometer in my parka. 417 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,524 What are the odds? 418 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,984 We better get you 419 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,984 into bed immediately. 420 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,319 But I feel fine. 421 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,156 Well, all sick people 422 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,156 start off feeling fine. 423 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,788 Oh, my gosh. 424 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,788 116! 425 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,206 Is that bad? 426 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,293 Not if you're 427 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,293 a rump roast. 428 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,796 Sounds to me like... 429 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,796 Shmedrick's disease. 430 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,423 Shmedrick's disease? 431 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,468 Uh-oh, D.J., the next 432 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,468 sign of Shmedrick's. 433 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,136 She's getting the spots. 434 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,972 Spots? What spots? 435 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,224 These spots. 436 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,895 They're on 437 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,895 my pillow, too! 438 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,273 Whoo! That stuff 439 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,273 spreads fast. 440 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,191 Steph, it's definitely 441 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,191 Shmedrick's. 442 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,110 I mean, she's showing 443 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,110 the first three signs. 444 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,071 Fever, red spots, 445 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,071 vomiting. 446 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,906 I didn't throw up. 447 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:01,119 Uh-oh. The next sign... 448 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:01,119 memory loss. 449 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,288 Well, thank God, 450 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,288 you've got two loving sisters 451 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,457 that care for you 452 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,457 and make you comfortable 453 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,418 and nurse you 454 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,418 back to health. 455 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,628 Oh, there you are. 456 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,338 I had to turn down 457 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,338 your thermostat. 458 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089 Did you know some chucklehead 459 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089 turned it up to 100-- 460 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,301 Kimmy, is there a particular 461 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,301 reason you're over here? 462 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,303 Oh, yeah. I need to borrow 463 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,303 a couple things. 464 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,554 It's my turn 465 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,554 to cook dinner 466 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,222 and my dad wants 467 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,222 Beef Wellington. 468 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,057 Oh. What do you need? 469 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,644 Beef and whatever 470 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,644 the heck Wellington is. 471 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,481 Listen, Kimmy, just take 472 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,481 whatever you want. 473 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,774 Now, if you'll 474 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,774 excuse us.. 475 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,943 Hey, Rip Van Runt. 476 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,612 Isn't it a little early 477 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,612 for beddy-bye? 478 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,573 I've got Shmedrick's disease. 479 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,576 Really? I had that 480 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,576 when I was ten. 481 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,286 Somehow I doubt that. 482 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,039 You're right. It was 483 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,039 chicken pox, and I was eight. 484 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,166 No, wait a minute. 485 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,166 It wasn't me it was my cousin-- 486 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,251 Goodbye, Kimmy. 487 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,379 Geez, you share 488 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,379 one childhood memory.. 489 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,341 When is dad coming home? 490 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,177 Uh, Michelle, 491 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,177 about this disease.. 492 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,971 See, it's a minor illness 493 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,971 for people our age. 494 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,264 But if a grown-up gets it 495 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,642 or even hears you 496 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,642 talking about it.. 497 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,477 Well, then.. 498 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,229 ...something happens. 499 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,272 - Right, D.J.? 500 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,272 - Yeah. 501 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,149 Uh, it's terrible. 502 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,194 Um, they go completely bald. 503 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,323 You know that, uh, 504 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,323 Captain Picard on "Star Trek?" 505 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,825 Shmedrick's. 506 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,285 So how do I get better? 507 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,287 Just stay in bed 508 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,287 until tomorrow. 509 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,374 Luckily, you only have 510 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,374 24-hour Shmedrick's. 511 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,625 If I have to stay in bed 512 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,960 that means 513 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,960 I'll miss the concert. 514 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,755 Oh, no. 515 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,300 We didn't even 516 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,300 think of that. 517 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,844 That ticket's gonna 518 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,844 go to waste. 519 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,930 If only you knew someone 520 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,930 who was sitting home tonight 521 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,684 with no plans and already 522 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,684 had her coat on. 523 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,353 Do you wanna go, Steph? 524 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,231 Me? Well, let's see. 525 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,231 No plans. 526 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,610 And look at that, 527 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,610 a coat on. 528 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,027 Dad's home. 529 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,862 Uh, thanks for the ticket, 530 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,862 Michelle. Got to go. 531 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,407 And, uh, just stay in bed. 532 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,407 Don't tell anyone anything. 533 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,284 - Yeah. 534 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,284 - 'Wait.' 535 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,286 You guys have been 536 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,286 so good to me 537 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,622 I've got to 538 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,622 tell you the truth. 539 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,124 I really didn't care 540 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,124 about the Counting Cars. 541 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,126 Crows! 542 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,630 All I wanted to do was something 543 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,630 grown-up with you guys. 544 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,715 You get to do 545 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,715 all kinds of fun stuff 546 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,342 and I always feel 547 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,342 left out. 548 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,219 Really? 549 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,638 You do? 550 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,681 You guys are so cool. 551 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,268 I want to grow up 552 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:30,268 and be just like you. 553 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,188 Oh, rats! 554 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,066 We were so close. 555 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:41,362 Michelle, you're fine. 556 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,739 There's nothing 557 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,739 wrong with you. 558 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,533 You mean I don't 559 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,533 have Shmedrick's? 560 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,453 No. Mr. Shmedrick 561 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,453 is my biology teacher. 562 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,416 We made the whole thing up. 563 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,376 We were just mad because 564 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,376 you weaseled that ticket 565 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,086 away from Stephanie. 566 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,755 Yeah. Here. 567 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,965 You go to the concert. 568 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,425 No. You guys go. 569 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,679 You're the one who really 570 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,679 liked Counting Cats. 571 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,181 - Crows! 572 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,181 - Crows! 573 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,599 Thanks, Michelle. 574 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,142 Hey, and we promise 575 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,142 next weekend 576 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,352 the three of us 577 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,352 will go out 578 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,894 and do something 579 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,894 really grown-up. 580 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,398 Get pierced and tattooed? 581 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,359 Uh, how about 582 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,359 a PG movie? 583 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,613 With mature themes 584 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,613 and adult situations? 585 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,198 - Come on out of there. 586 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,198 - Yeah. 587 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,536 Beck. Beck, 588 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,536 I gotta talk to you 589 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,329 before you go out 590 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,329 and do something crazy. 591 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,872 Okay, but make it fast 592 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,872 'cause I have to jump off 593 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,957 a bridge in an hour. 594 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,125 Listen, I know why 595 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,125 you're doing this. 596 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,293 You're trying 597 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,293 to get back at me 598 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,628 for all the times 599 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,628 I made you worry. 600 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,714 Well, you know what? 601 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,714 It worked. I'm worried. 602 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,550 You win. Sit down. 603 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,550 Relax. Have a muffin. 604 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,221 Jess, this has 605 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,221 nothing to do with you. 606 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,182 I'm doing this for that 607 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,182 little girl back in Nebraska. 608 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,975 "Low Board" Donaldson. 609 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,229 Is that your cousin 610 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,229 with one eyebrow? 611 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,272 - That's Celeste. 612 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,272 - Oh oh oh. 613 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,149 I'm Low Board. 614 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,193 When I was ten, I went 615 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,193 to the public swimming pool 616 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,778 with all my friends 617 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,778 and we decided that 618 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,864 we would jump off 619 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,864 the high diving board. 620 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,281 Well, I climbed 621 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,281 all the way to the top 622 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,743 I took one look down 623 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,743 and I chickened out. 624 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,703 By the time I got back 625 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,703 down to the bottom 626 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,871 I had a new nickname. 627 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,122 - "Low Board." 628 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,122 - Hmm. 629 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,624 You know, I can relate 630 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,624 to that actually. 631 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,334 You won't believe this, 632 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,334 I got my nickname 633 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,878 at a swimming pool, too. 634 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,129 "Shallow End" Tanner. 635 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,217 College sophomores 636 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,217 can be so cruel. 637 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,180 I'll, uh.. 638 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,180 I'll be in the car. 639 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,934 Beck, think about it, 640 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,934 jumping off a diving board 641 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,728 is not the same 642 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,728 as jumping off a bridge. 643 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,607 One makes a big splash, 644 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,607 the other makes a big splat. 645 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,525 Jess, this is just 646 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,525 something I have to do. 647 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,818 No, breathing is something 648 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,818 you have to do. 649 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,695 Eating is something 650 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,695 you have to do. 651 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,239 Refilling the cream dispenser 652 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,239 is something you have to do. 653 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,784 This is something 654 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,784 that you don't have to do. 655 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,744 Honey, I'm gonna do it. 656 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,036 And if you don't 657 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,036 understand why 658 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,623 then you don't 659 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,623 understand me. 660 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,920 I don't understand it. 661 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,920 Am I wrong here? 662 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,672 - Yes. 663 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,672 - Who asked you? 664 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,300 Jess, now you know how Becky 665 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,300 feels while she's home worrying 666 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,928 while you're out 667 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,928 doing your Motocross stuff. 668 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,180 Why is she worried about me? 669 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,180 I'm not worried about me. 670 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,308 Jess, don't you get it? 671 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,893 Listen, 672 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,893 you're my best friend 673 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,729 so I'm gonna tell you this 674 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,729 from my heart, okay? 675 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,230 She's worried about you 676 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,230 for the same reason 677 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,190 you're worried about her. 678 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,235 You care more about 679 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,235 her life than your own life. 680 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,154 Because, let's face it, buddy 681 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,364 she makes your life 682 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,364 worth living. 683 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,076 Oh, Joseph, 684 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,076 that was mature 685 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,704 insightful, 686 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,704 and very sensitive. 687 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:37,956 Thank you. 688 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,416 Okay. Now, cartoons. 689 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,544 [imitates Popeye's chuckle] 690 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,806 [sighs] 691 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,557 Well, I can't believe 692 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,557 I'm saying this 693 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,185 but right after 694 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,185 the news break 695 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,355 Edna and I will be 696 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,355 bungee jumping off this bridge. 697 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,732 Yes, that's right, 698 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,732 they're both gonna be helplessly 699 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:05,942 plummeting hundreds of feet 700 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,652 down, down, down, 701 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,652 off this bridge 702 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,029 toward rock-solid rock, 703 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,029 only to be snapped 704 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,115 from the jaws of death 705 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,115 at the last possible second. 706 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,367 Don't go away. 707 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,995 And we're clear. 708 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,122 Hey, Stilts, 709 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,122 what is this horse hockey 710 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,416 about the jaws of death? 711 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,878 We have a perfect 712 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,878 safety record! 713 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,421 Oh, I'm sorry, Edna. 714 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,421 It was for dramatic effect. 715 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,590 It makes 716 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,590 for great television. 717 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,718 And a terrified co-host. 718 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,181 (Becky) 719 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,181 'Whoa.' 720 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,143 You know.. 721 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,396 I'm also the terrified 722 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,396 producer of this show 723 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,273 and I'm gonna make a teensy 724 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,273 little change in this segment. 725 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,735 Edna, 726 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,735 you're flying solo. 727 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,571 Uh, excuse me, 728 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,571 Ms. Producer. 729 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,281 Remember, Edna jumped by herself 730 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,281 on our show just last week. 731 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,993 That's no problem. 732 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,993 I'll, um.. 733 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,038 I'll do it 734 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,038 in my bikini! 735 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,210 Well, I'm back to being 736 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,210 "Low Board" Donaldson again. 737 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,420 Oh. 738 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,297 I'd rather be 739 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,297 "Low Board" than.. 740 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,258 ..."Gunk in a Gorge." 741 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,968 I'm going to get some 742 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,968 Danish and some make-up 743 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,469 and something else. 744 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,013 See ya. 745 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,726 [instrumental music] 746 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,269 [engine revving] 747 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,947 Jess, honey, 748 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,947 what are you doing here? 749 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,823 Listen, Beck.. 750 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,033 I totally understand you now. 751 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,701 Joey explained 752 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,701 everything to me. 753 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,119 Honey, you're 754 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,119 listening to a man 755 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,162 who sleeps in 756 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,162 "Power Ranger" pajamas. 757 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:48,335 The reason I'm so worried is 758 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:48,335 because I love you so much. 759 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,588 In loving you so much 760 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,588 I realized that 761 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,590 you have the right 762 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,590 to do anything you want. 763 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,926 To live your life as full 764 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,926 and rich as you want. 765 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,176 I mean, if you 766 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,176 wanna take a risk 767 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,386 take a risk. 768 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,346 I have no right 769 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,346 to tell you not to. 770 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,474 Yes, you do. 771 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,474 You have every right. 772 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,892 You're an American. 773 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,351 You have the right 774 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,351 to free assembly. 775 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,770 You have a right 776 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,770 to an attorney 777 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,271 if you choose to have one. 778 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,522 And you have 779 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,522 the right to stop me 780 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,483 from making 781 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,483 a horrible mistake. 782 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,819 So, what you're saying 783 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,819 is you're afraid? 784 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,947 In a word, deathly. 785 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,908 Listen, bottom line is, 786 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,908 do you really want to do this? 787 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,495 Well.. 788 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,330 ...yes. 789 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,206 I would love to take 790 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,206 a fearless leap 791 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,751 and spread my wings 792 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,751 and fly. 793 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,088 And if I actually had wings, 794 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,088 I would do it. 795 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,381 Well, then it's up to you. 796 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:38,218 You can stay up here and be 797 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:38,218 "Low Board" Donaldson forever 798 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,013 or you can put all your 799 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,013 fears behind you 800 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,349 and you can experience 801 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,349 the thrill of a lifetime. 802 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,894 It does look exciting. 803 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,481 If I had the opportunity, 804 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,481 I wouldn't turn it down. 805 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,944 Hey. 806 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,529 Okay, folks. We're on 807 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,529 the air in 20 seconds. 808 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,199 - Off the set, please. 809 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,199 - Alright. So? 810 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,993 Are you gonna jump or 811 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,993 do we we have to go with.. 812 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,328 Whoa! Edna's in a thong! 813 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,955 And she's looking 814 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,955 pretty hot. 815 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,667 And we're ready 816 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,667 in 5, 4, 3, 2.. 817 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,919 Well, we're back, 818 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,919 San Francisco 819 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,421 and there's been a slight 820 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,421 change of plans. 821 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,841 Instead of me 822 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,841 jumping with Edna 823 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,926 we thought it would 824 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,926 be a fun surprise 825 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,095 if I were to share 826 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,095 the thrill of a lifetime 827 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,015 with my husband 828 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,015 Jesse Katsopolis. 829 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,725 What? Huh? What? 830 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,477 Uh, Beck, I'm not sure 831 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,477 the audience is ready 832 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,938 for such a fun surprise 833 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,938 at this hour in the morning. 834 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,314 I mean, maybe they had 835 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,314 a big breakfast-- 836 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,941 I think the audience 837 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,941 is ready for a fun-- 838 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,442 - Sausage. 839 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,442 - No. No sausage. 840 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,569 I think they're ready 841 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,569 for a fun surprise. 842 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,112 It is sweeps week. 843 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,822 Just tighten him up 844 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,822 nice and snug. Safe and snug. 845 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,116 What-what are these things 846 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,116 they're putting? 847 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,910 Beck, can't we just 848 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,910 work up to this thing? 849 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,619 You know, like, 850 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,619 jump off something small 851 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,997 and then work our way up, 852 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,997 like, like, like the curb. 853 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,207 Camera, can you get this? 854 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,042 Whoa! That's far down there. 855 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,127 And then we.. 856 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,127 And then we go. 857 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,336 Come on, honey, 858 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,336 you were the one that said 859 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,504 this was a thrill 860 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,504 of a lifetime. 861 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,964 Yeah, your lifetime. 862 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,964 Not mine. 863 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,216 Alright, you lovebirds. 864 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,969 Over the railing 865 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,969 and into the gorge. 866 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,098 Ready, honey? 867 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,098 Here we go. 868 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,975 Honey, rubber bands 869 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,975 snap on occasion. 870 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,227 Well.. 871 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,062 It's a thrill.. 872 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,064 ...of a lifetime. 873 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,107 You're not afraid, 874 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,107 are you? 875 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,776 In a word, 876 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,776 deathly. 877 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,246 (Becky) 878 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,246 'Oh, my God.' 879 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,830 (Becky and Jess) 880 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,830 Have mercy! 881 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,000 [both screams] 882 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,506 [Becky screaming] 883 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,506 Oh, my God! 884 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,513 (Becky) 885 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,513 Wow! That was incredible. 886 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,308 What a rush! 887 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,393 Honey, are you okay? 888 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,771 (Jesse) 889 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,771 I don't know. 890 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,191 Yeah. I'll tell you 891 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,191 when my stomach gets here. 892 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,694 Okay, yes. 893 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,694 Good, I'm fine. I'm fine. 894 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,321 (Becky) 895 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,321 Oh, Jess.. 896 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:06,993 I love you so much! 897 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:06,993 I'm so glad I did this! 898 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,663 - Wanna do it again? 899 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,663 - Do you? 900 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,958 - Nah. 901 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,958 - Nah. 902 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,469 [theme music]