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- Daddy, daddy.
- Mm.

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You notice anything different?

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Let me see.

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You combed your hair
differently?

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No.

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You take off a few pounds,
Michelle?

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Daddy.

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I'll give you a hint.

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Oh, my goodness. You got
less teeth to brush there.

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Two less teeth.

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Woo, a double hitter.

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You better call the tooth fairy
and tell her to bring

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twice as much money.

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♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪

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♪ Aaah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened
to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman the paperboy
evenin' TV ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face
of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there
and you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin'
to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪

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- Hey, Michelle.
- Hi.

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What did you guys
get at the mall?

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Well, I got a T-shirt,
and a belt, and a cat toy.

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But we don't have a cat.

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I know, but the sales guy
at stuff for cats was so cute.

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Wonder how this thing works?

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Oh, I get it.

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I wish I could go shopping.

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Michelle, you went shopping
last Sunday with dad.

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That's not shopping. That's dad
telling you what to try on.

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Well, that's how it works.

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Dad picked out all our clothes
when we were little kids.

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Remember how he'd hold up
the outfit and say..

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"Isn't that the cutest thing
you've ever seen?"

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But I'm not a little kid
anymore.

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- Do you wear makeup?
- No.

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- Do you like boys?
- Eww.

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Do you still talk
to your stuffed animals?

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If I'm not mad at them.

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Little kid.

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- Hey, guys.
- 'Hi.'

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- Hey, Michelle.
- Hi.

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I got a surprise
for you.

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I picked it up
on the way home from work.

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Think you're gonna like it.

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Let's see how it looks on you.

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Isn't that the cutest thing
you've ever seen?

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- Mmm. Something smells good.
- Ooh, bacon.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You guys mind, huh, already?

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I told you I smelled bacon.

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Well, sorry, Danny.
It was a feeding frenzy.

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I would have made
a grab for it

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but I-I was afraid
I'd lose a finger.

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I can't believe
these paint samples.

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Look at this, blueberry cream,
iced apricot, mocha frost.

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Don't know whether to put
on two coats or two scoops.

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What are you painting,
Uncle Jesse?

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Oh, the Smash Club. I'm doing
a whole new renovation.

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It's so cool. It's my club
so I can decide the look.

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I can decide the feel.
I can decide the-the mood.

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- So what are you gonna do?
- I don't know. I can't decide.

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Well, the decision to decide
is a decision in itself.

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That's heavy, Steve.

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Yeah, Steve has gotten so deep

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since he started
that philosophy class.

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Uh, well, um, actually,
the guy at the car wash

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had it tattooed
on his back.

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Jess, you got to be
very careful.

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You cannot choose
the wrong colors for your club.

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Why?

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Well, remember that coffee shop
on, uh, Polk Street?

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- Closed down in a week.
- Yeah, Cafe Black.

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That place was so depressing.

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It's true, hair boy,
the wrong color combinations

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can make people physically ill.

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In fact, blondie, your outfit's
making my eyes water.

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Me? Your getup should come
with an airsick bag.

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Alright, alright, gang.
Chill out.

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Now, I've made my first
decision, and I'm going with..

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...teal.
What do you think?

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Teal? Ow.

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What do you mean ow?
What ow? I like teal.

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Well, you probably don't care

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that teal was the color
of Custer's last shirt.

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Joey, wait a minute. What
do you know about chartreuse?

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Taupe?
What color was the Titanic?

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Alright, you girls
better get going.

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Okay, Steph,
here's your lunch money.

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Thanks, dad.

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- D.J.
- Thanks, dad.

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- Thanks, dad.
- Nice try, Kimmy.

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Hey, it worked last week.

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- Come on. We're gonna be late.
- Not the way I drive.

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Safely and carefully.

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Okay, Michelle, sweetheart.
Here's your lunch.

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How come I can't buy my lunch
like Stephanie and D.J.?

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Sweetheart,
I don't wanna worry

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about you losing
your lunch money.

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Besides, who else makes
a happy face out of grape jelly

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on your peanut butter sandwich,
huh?

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Of course, once I close it, you
know, you can't see it anymore

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but we both know it's there,
don't we, honey?

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That's my ride.

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Oh, okay.
She'll be right there.

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Here you go.

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You have a good day,
alright, sweetheart?

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Isn't that the cutest thing
you've ever seen?

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- Bye, daddy.
- Bye.

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Bye, Comet.

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Hey, Comet.

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Isn't that the cutest thing
you ever seen?

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'Maybe.'

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Maybe.

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If I had to.

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Not in this life time.

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Read me story, please.

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Oh, boys, this is not a story
book. It's-it's a sample book.

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Please, daddy.

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Oh, okay, alright, alright.
Come over here.

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Hop on, guys.
Come over here, son.

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Alright, ready?
Here we go.

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Okay, once upon a time,
there lived a handsome

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well-coiffed nightclub owner

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and, uh, he couldn't make
a decision.

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He couldn't decide
if he wanted this color

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or this color,
or this color, or this color

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and it was driving him crazy,
you see, and..

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And then the phone rang.
The end.

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Okay. Thank you, guys.
Great story.

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Good story, daddy.

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Mm-hmm. Talk to me.

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Oh, bathroom fixtures? No.

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I'm sorry. I've got so many
decisions to make right now.

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Uh, look, why don't you guys
send over something for me

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to look at, and then,
uh, when I see everything

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I'll just kinda go
with the flow?

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Get it? Go with the flow?
Plumbing?

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Hello? Hello?

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- Hi, honey. How's it going?
- Oh, terrible.

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I got so much riding
on this club

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and I can't make a decision.
There's so many options.

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I never knew it would be
this difficult, I mean, I got

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floorings and-and wallpapering.
I think my head's gonna explode.

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Oh, honey, your head's
not gonna explode.

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You might get a slow leak.

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Oh, Jess, why don't you take
a break and see if you can get

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Alex to use the potty? He's
doing his got-to-go dance.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, alright.
Come on, come on, son.

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There's Derek.
Let's throw the frisbee.

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Derek, why are you eating?
Lunch isn't for an hour.

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I just can't get through recess
without a rice cake.

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Save some for me.
I forgot to bring my lunch.

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Then, you should buy your lunch
in the cafeteria.

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I'm not allowed
to buy my lunch.

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Why not?

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Because my dad makes
my jelly smile.

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Okay.

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Hey, let's throw the frisbee.

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You know, my dog can catch
one of these in his mouth.

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So can my brother.

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Okay, here it goes.

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Wow. It just floated
right up there.

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Why don't you float up
there and get it?

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I'll go. I'm not afraid
of climbing that.

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Me, neither. Let's do it.

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Come on, Michelle.
Are you afraid to come up?

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No, I'm just afraid
to come down really hard.

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Don't worry.
It's easy.

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Hey, honey.
Look, you forgot your lunch.

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Thanks, dad.

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You know what?
You forgot something else.

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Ah! Must have fallen off
your head on the way to school.

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Actually, Comet found it.

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It was really funny.
He was wearing it.

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It was the cutest thing
you ever saw.

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Uh, got to go, dad.
We have a frisbee situation.

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'Oh, hold on, Michelle,
I don't want you climbing'

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up there, sweetheart.
That's really dangerous.

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There you go.

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Hey, Michelle. This is cool.

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I can see the top
of your dad's head.

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Denise, I want you to come down
from there right now, honey.

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That's it. Good.

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Coming over that pole.

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Very slowly. That's it.

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'Just be careful.'

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Okay.

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I would have been careful.

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Oh, I know you would
have been, sweetheart.

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I tell you what, why don't
you go play on the teeter-totter

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right now, okay, and I promise
when you come home

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I'll show you
the top of my head, okay?

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I gotta go pick up Vicky
so if you would..

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...wear that.

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Now let me give you
a big kiss goodbye.

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What's wrong?

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- I don't want a kiss.
- Why not?

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Stop treating me
like a little baby.

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Danny, it was one
of the greatest stories

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I-I ever covered.

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When the sultan agreed
to let me interview him

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I thought I would die.

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Uh-huh.

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And everything was going great
until that camel exploded.

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Yeah, that can happen.

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Did you know
that those humps are filled

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with, uh, candy like a pinata?

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Life's like that.

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Are those, uh, scuff marks
on your kitchen floor?

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What? I just waxed.
Where?

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Well, I finally
got your attention.

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Oh, well, well,
I'm sorry, Vicky.

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I can't stop thinking
about Michelle.

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Why wouldn't she kiss me?

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Do I embarrass her?

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I didn't start to embarrass
D.J. or Stephanie

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until they were
at least 10 or 11.

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Well, kids nowadays
get embarrassed

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by their parents
at a much younger age.

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- Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Michelle.
- 'Hey, Vicky. Hi, dad.'

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- Hey, Steph.
- Hi, Vicky.

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Hi, honey.

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Father.

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Did you see that?

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She's so angry with me.

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She said I treat her
like a baby.

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Well, dad, sometimes you can
be a little overprotective.

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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Last week, I was at the mall
talking to Lucas Killian

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the cutest boy in my class.

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Dad notices my shoes were untied

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so he gets down on the floor
to tie them.

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I was afraid you would trip.

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I did...over you.

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Hey, guys.
Hey, I need your help.

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I'm-I'm finally close
to making a decision, okay?

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Now, you guys tell me
which cup you like

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for the Smash Club, alright?

247
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:31,494
This one says,
"Here's a club that gives me

248
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,120
a lot of value for my money."

249
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:36,207
And this one says,
"Boy, this place must be hip

250
00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:38,324
'cause I'm getting ripped off."

251
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,338
Hey, Uncle Jesse, some guy
just brought some more samples.

252
00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,215
- They're in the living room.
- Okay.

253
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:47,134
More samples.
Jess, you gotta do something.

254
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,261
This place is starting
to look like a showroom.

255
00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:51,096
I mean, neighbors
are starting to browse.

256
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,557
Alright, alright, alright.
You know what?

257
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,142
I'm-I'm ready to sit down
and make a decision.

258
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,019
And I've got just the place
for you to sit.

259
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,678
Good.

260
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,236
You know,
it's an interesting look but..

261
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,896
...personally, I would
have gone with chairs.

262
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,075
Wh-wh-what is this?

263
00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:14,286
What did, I-I wanted
a catalog or something.

264
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,705
Well, good luck, Uncle Jesse.

265
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,698
And, uh, don't forget
to put the seat down.

266
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:30,052
Oh, sorry.
I'll come back later.

267
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,346
Get back here.

268
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,890
I'm in trouble.

269
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,850
Well, try
reading the newspaper.

270
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,967
It always works for me.

271
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,356
I mean, I-I can't
make a decision, Joey.

272
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,692
This whole thing
is so overwhelming.

273
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,151
The-the-the Smash Club,
you know what?

274
00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:47,737
It's going right down the..

275
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,947
Well, you get the picture.

276
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,314
I don't know what to do.

277
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,453
- Jess.
- Hmm?

278
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,329
Don't get up.

279
00:14:57,353 --> 00:14:59,832
Would you like, uh, chicken
or hamburger for dinner?

280
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:01,375
Becky, I don't know.
I don't know.

281
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,835
I can't,
I-I can't take it anymore.

282
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,420
I don't know,
I can't take the pressure.

283
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,881
- Okay, fish.
- Fine, fine.

284
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,340
I give up. You know what,
I just, I give up.

285
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:09,967
Honey, you know what?
You're right. You are.

286
00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:11,677
You're putting much too
much pressure on yourself.

287
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,045
Now just sit down here..

288
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,808
Actually, we can do
this standing.

289
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,517
Yeah.

290
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:21,019
Now, sweetheart,
think back a little bit.

291
00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:24,649
What was the easiest
decision you ever made?

292
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,736
Well, the day
I decided to marry you.

293
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,603
Aw!

294
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,325
And why was that so easy?

295
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:35,785
'Cause I knew I loved you

296
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,496
and I had this
incredibly good feeling.

297
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,123
Okay, which toilet gives you

298
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:43,866
that same
incredibly good feeling?

299
00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,506
I don't know. We just met.

300
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,800
Oh, come on, Jess,
which one of these beauties

301
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,918
can you see yourself
walking down the beach with?

302
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,839
Well, promise
you won't get jealous?

303
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:09,193
To be honest with you,
I did get a little tingly

304
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,362
when I saw this one.

305
00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:15,616
Well, you've just selected
"The Flush Master 2000."

306
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,286
It's a dandy for your fanny.

307
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,246
"Chicago 60609."

308
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:24,583
Congratulations, Jess.
You've just made a decision.

309
00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:27,003
Yeah. I did, didn't I?

310
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,629
Feels kind of good.
You know, here's the catch.

311
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:30,214
I just gotta go
with my instinct, that's all.

312
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,758
I think it's gonna
to be beautiful.

313
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,500
Thank you.

314
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,304
Potty.

315
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,390
Oh, not just any potty, son.

316
00:16:39,414 --> 00:16:42,601
That's The Flush Master 2000.
I picked it myself.

317
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,269
Potty now.

318
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,898
Jess, he's serious. He's
finally ready to use the potty.

319
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:51,027
My man. Whoa, no, no, no, son.
No, son.

320
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,228
These are loaners.

321
00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:57,157
Uh, uh, ahem.

322
00:16:57,181 --> 00:17:00,118
This might help you out, buddy.

323
00:17:00,142 --> 00:17:02,153
Thank you, Joey.

324
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,051
- Hi, Michelle.
- Hi.

325
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,054
I know you're upset
about what happened today.

326
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:22,349
- And I think I understand why.
- Why?

327
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:28,146
Well, honey, I've-I've been
having a hard time letting go.

328
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,357
After all, you're my last baby.

329
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:33,318
I mean, um,
you're my last big girl

330
00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:36,989
And-and from now on, that's how
I'm gonna be treating you.

331
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,574
Like a big girl.

332
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:41,744
- Really?
- Really.

333
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:45,289
Can I pick out my own clothes?

334
00:17:45,313 --> 00:17:47,750
Yeah, I think you're ready.

335
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:51,087
Can I...bring lunch money?

336
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:55,007
Long as you don't blow it
all on pudding.

337
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:57,625
Can I get a tattoo?

338
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:01,305
Only if it washes off
in the tub, okay?

339
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,348
Alright, deal.

340
00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,350
Okay.

341
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,561
And, and, sweetheart.

342
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:11,523
Look, if, uh, if it embarrasses
you when I kiss you

343
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:13,275
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna try to remember it

344
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:15,527
and respect that, okay?

345
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,863
Thanks.

346
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,492
Okay.
Goodnight, Michelle.

347
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,776
Goodnight, daddy.

348
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,739
Goodnight.

349
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:55,693
I wonder if Miss Ryan knows
she didn't give us any homework.

350
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,319
I better go back and check.

351
00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:59,437
No.

352
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,940
Send her a postcard.

353
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,402
Hey, guys, spread out.

354
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,365
Here, Derek.

355
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,452
It's all in the wrist.

356
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:21,042
Way to go, Derek.
You're two for two.

357
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,380
- Sorry.
- I'll get it.

358
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:29,852
I thought your dad said
you couldn't climb up there.

359
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:33,605
I can if I want to.
I'm a big girl.

360
00:19:33,629 --> 00:19:37,350
You threw it.
Why don't you get it?

361
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,738
I would..

362
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,865
...but I can't take the chance.

363
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:44,815
Cello.

364
00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:48,403
Hey, I made it.

365
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,791
I'm really up here.

366
00:19:52,815 --> 00:19:58,255
Michelle, this is
Derek S. Boyd speaking.

367
00:19:58,279 --> 00:20:03,042
Whatever you do,
don't look down.

368
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,255
Too late.

369
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,937
Michelle, are you
coming down or what?

370
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,596
I can't. I'm too scared.

371
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:20,694
Hey, Derek.
Hey, Denise.

372
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,644
Where's Michelle?
I haven't seen her.

373
00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:26,023
You're not looking high enough.

374
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,788
- Daddy!
- Michelle, what are you doing?

375
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,374
Holding on really tight.

376
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:39,130
She climbed to the top, sir,
and I believe she choked.

377
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,757
Daddy, I can't get down.
Come and get me.

378
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,300
Honey, you can do this
on your own.

379
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,636
Just come back down
the same way you went up.

380
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,345
I can't. I'm sorry.

381
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,265
I'll wear the hat.
I won't buy lunch.

382
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,216
I won't get a tattoo.
Just get me down.

383
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:57,189
Honey, did you hear me?
I said you're a big girl, okay?

384
00:20:57,213 --> 00:21:00,567
- You can do this on your own.
- Are you sure?

385
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:01,735
'I'm positive.'

386
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,695
A really great man once said

387
00:21:03,719 --> 00:21:06,657
"The only thing we have
to fear is fear itself."

388
00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:10,692
I believe falling
is also a consideration.

389
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,831
Michelle, honey,
I know you can do this.

390
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,083
I'm right behind you.
I'm not gonna let you fall.

391
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:18,284
Just come down slowly.

392
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,798
Okay.

393
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,425
Good. That's it.
Now, it's just like a step now.

394
00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:27,427
There's a,
there's a metal pole there.

395
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:29,930
'That's right. Easy now.'

396
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:31,974
'Just step. That's good.'

397
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:34,008
'It's like a ladder.'

398
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,313
Michelle, you're doing
this all by yourself.

399
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,397
I'm not helping you.
You're almost there.

400
00:21:39,421 --> 00:21:41,557
Just, like, two more steps.

401
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,811
- Yay!
- You did it, honey!

402
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:54,371
Well, that was exhilarating.

403
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:57,657
Okay, show's over. There's
nothing more to see here.

404
00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:02,713
Thanks for helping me down,
daddy.

405
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:04,340
You're welcome.

406
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,799
And I kind of remember
telling you

407
00:22:05,823 --> 00:22:07,551
not to climb up there
in the first place.

408
00:22:07,575 --> 00:22:09,678
But you said
I was a big girl.

409
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,596
I thought I could
decide for myself.

410
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,058
Yeah, well,
part of being a big girl is

411
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,602
knowing whether what you're
doing is dangerous or not.

412
00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:19,813
I didn't know that part.

413
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,732
I think it's gonna take
a little while for both of us

414
00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:24,068
to get used to you
being a big girl.

415
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:27,769
- We'll help each other.
- It's a deal.

416
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,590
Michelle, you-you didn't
have to kiss me

417
00:22:46,614 --> 00:22:48,508
in front of all your friends.

418
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:50,969
I know, but I wanted to.

419
00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,671
I'm a big girl.
It was my decision.

420
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,965
I can live with that.

421
00:22:59,085 --> 00:23:02,430
Okay, second show's over.
Nothing more to see here.

422
00:23:03,839 --> 00:23:06,026
Okay, why don't you grab
your backpack?

423
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,819
So do you wanna drive home
or should I?

424
00:23:07,843 --> 00:23:10,072
- I'll drive home.
- You're gonna drive, huh?

425
00:23:10,096 --> 00:23:12,022
You know how
to work an automatic?

426
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,930
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