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- Michelle, you wanna go sleepy?
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- No.
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What do you wanna do?
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Stay up all night?
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No.
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- Is Mr. Horsey tired?
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- No.
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Are you gonna
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say anything but "no"?
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No.
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Hmm, what's your favorite
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James Bond movie?
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Would it happen to be "Doctor..
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...No."
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[laughing]
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Well, Joseph, it seems like
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we're unable to put
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a two year old to bed.
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Hmm, is it possible
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she's smarter than us?
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Yes.
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[theme music]
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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get
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to livin' here? ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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that knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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♪ Boil that cabbage down
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boy turn them cakes around ♪♪
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Okay, Michelle,
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here is a handy hint.
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If you put masking tape
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around your hand..
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...sticky side out
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it's useful
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for removing that
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unsightly lint
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from jacket or sweater.
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There's something every
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toddler should know.
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Okay, I made a list
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of the food I need
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for Kimmy's
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surprise birthday party.
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Grape soda,
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orange soda, caramel corn
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cherry licorice
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and ice-cream.
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Why shop? Just put out
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a bowl of white sugar.
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[telephone ringing]
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I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Okay. I'll be right there.
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Bye-bye.
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That was my boss. He wants me
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down at the station right away.
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He says he's got
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some good news.
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Actually, he said big news.
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Ooh, that could be bad news.
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Why didn't he say?
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Why didn't I ask him?
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I'll worry on the way.
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- Bye, honey. Bye-bye.
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- Bye.
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Why does he
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make himself so crazy?
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I don't know.
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But on the plus side
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there is no lint on the phone.
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D.J., which one of these
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dresses will I look
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cuter in at your party?
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Ah, Steph, you wouldn't
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like this party.
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It's gonna be a bunch
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of sixth-graders.
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In that case,
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I'll wear this one.
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It makes me look older.
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Uh, let me say this
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as nice as I can.
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You're in first grade,
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and all the kids at this party
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are in the sixth grade.
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What if I...bring five
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other first-graders?
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Okay, I've tried to be nice.
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Uncle Jesse.
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Joey. She won't let me
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go to her party!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Hold it. Neutral corners.
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D.J. first.
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She thinks
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she's coming to my party.
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I do think that.
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Uh, Steph,
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I have a great idea.
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Why don't we have our own
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super-duper party upstairs?
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Does it sound like fun to you?
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Thanks, guys.
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Ready for school, Deej?
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Kimmy, how could you just barge
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into people's houses?
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- Don't you ever knock?
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- I looked in the window.
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Nobody was in their underwear.
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When you're
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in your underwear, I knock.
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- We gotta get a guard dog.
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- Happy birthday.
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Now, remember, we're going to
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the movies tonight.
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So come get me
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at exactly seven o' clock.
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Movies? What happened
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to Kimmy's surprise party?
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A surprise party for me?
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Alright!
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Oops.
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You're dead meat.
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Don't worry, D.J.
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I'll act surprised.
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Hey, can I invite
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my two friends
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from karate class,
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Nina and Melissa?
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It's your surprise party.
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You can invite
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whoever you want.
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I'm free tonight. Invite me.
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- Bye, guys.
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- Don't have to answer that now.
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Think it over!
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How rude.
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Well, here it is, the set
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of, "Wake Up, San Francisco."
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You like it?
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Like it? I love it.
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I could live here.
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All this place needs is a sink,
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a toaster oven and maybe
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a wall right about there.
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Oh, I can't wait
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to meet my co-host.
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Danny Tanner should be here
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any second.
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Terrific.
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That was him.
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'He'll be back.'
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Oh, there you are,
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Mr. Strowbridge.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I couldn't wait
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to hear the big news.
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Just out of curiosity, sir
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it is big, good news, isn't it?
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Very good news.
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Tonight will
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be your last sportscast.
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It's interesting how one man's
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good is another man's bad.
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- Tanner--
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- What did I do?
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I'm always on time.
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I, uh, the ratings are up.
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I-I never step
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on the weatherman's jokes.
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Who are you gonna
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get to replace me?
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Tanner, Tanner, I'd like you
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to meet the newest member
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of The Channel Eight family,
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Miss Rebecca Donaldson.
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It's wonderful to meet you.
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It's wonderful to meet you too.
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You're going to hire her?
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Please don't take
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any of this personally.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Please don't take that
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personal either, sir.
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Before you accept this job,
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if you could just look
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at my three little girls here.
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You can't see their feet, but
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boy, do they go through shoes.
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Cute kids.
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You're not being fired.
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You and Rebecca
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will be co-hosting
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"Wake Up, San Francisco!"
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- Really?
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- Uh-huh.
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- You're serious?
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- Uh-huh.
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I'm the new host
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of, "Wake Up, San Francisco?"
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Co-host.
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I can live with that.
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- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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- Yes, yes.
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Oh, this is great.
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You'll get used to this.
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I hug everybody.
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Oh, I like people who hug.
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This was just what
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I was hoping for. Chemistry.
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That's what's gonna take us
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from number three to number one.
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That and the fact
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they moved, "Wheel Of Fortune."
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San Francisco is gonna
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fall in love with you two.
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You'll be fine. You'll be great.
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You'll be starting Monday.
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Starting Monday?
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Well, that's
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the best way to do it.
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Just jump right
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in there and have fun.
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"Just jump right in there
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and have fun?"
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It's gonna take hours and hours
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of relentless rehearsal
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to make it
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look like we're having fun.
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Unless we actually
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are having fun.
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Rebecca, no offense
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but have you ever hosted
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a talk show before?
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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A.M. Omaha, for two years.
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How about you? Have you ever
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hosted a talk show?
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That's kind of personal.
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It's party time.
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'Almost.'
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Michelle, you're supposed
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to be in the kitchen
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not carrying around pretzels.
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'It's okay, Michelle.
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I'll clean it up.'
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(Jesse)
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'Michelle.'
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Oh, you little,
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what are you doing here?
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What happened?
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Alright, come on.
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D.J. This is a party.
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Is this a party?
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Why is everyone so quiet?
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They think you're cute.
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Where were they when I was 12?
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- Not born. Bye.
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- Bye-bye.
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Okay, I promise that was
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the last interruption.
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Oh, that's Kimmy.
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Everyone get ready.
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(all)
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Surprise!
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For me? You shouldn't have.
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We didn't.
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What are you doing down here?
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I just went to check the mail.
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Nothing yet. Ah, pretzels.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Well, I mind if you do.
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Stephanie, please go upstairs.
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Oh, dear me, I almost forgot.
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I do have a super-duper party
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waiting for me upstairs.
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Hello, what a pretty sweater.
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Love your hair.
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We must do this
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again sometime.
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Surprise!
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(all)
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Oh!
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00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,984
A surprise party for me!
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00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,029
What a surprise!
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00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,366
D.J., these are the two friends
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00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,366
you said that I could invite.
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00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,784
Nina and Melissa.
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00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,202
They're in junior high.
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(all)
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Ooh!
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I'm D.J.
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I'm glad you could make it.
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We wouldn't miss a party
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for our new pal, Kammy.
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- Her name's Kimmy.
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- They wear lipstick.
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They can call me
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whatever they want.
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00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,676
This party is dead.
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00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,886
Hey, is your dad home?
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00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,138
No. He's gone.
339
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:42,517
Good. This is
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00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:42,517
a great party house.
341
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,061
Much better than the house
342
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,061
we trashed last weekend.
343
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,189
Where's the phone?
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00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,566
Oh, it's over here.
345
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,860
Let's call Greg,
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00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,860
Andy and the Duke.
347
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,613
Uh, before you call any Dukes
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00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,573
do you mind telling me
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00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,573
what you're doing?
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00:10:56,615 --> 00:11:00,368
Don't worry. In an hour
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we'll have 50 or 60 kids here.
352
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,121
(Melissa)
353
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,121
'Hello, Duke.'
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00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,372
What's the address here?
355
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,000
Uh, hello, Duke,
356
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,000
this is a crank call.
357
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,504
What a dweeb!
358
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,880
Hey, this party isn't
359
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,880
for you and your friends.
360
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,758
It's a party
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00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,758
for Kimmy and her friends.
362
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,927
D.J., you're messing
363
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,927
everything up.
364
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,804
Don't you get it?
365
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,804
They're in junior high.
366
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,972
Who cares?
367
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,974
This is the land of the lame.
368
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,268
Come on, Kimmy,
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00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,268
let's get out of here.
370
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,729
Kimmy, wait. You can't leave
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00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,729
your own birthday party.
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00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,359
You can't tell me what to do.
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00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,027
I'm not telling you what to do.
374
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,529
I'm just saying
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00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,529
don't act dumb.
376
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,906
- Oh, now I'm dumb.
377
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,906
- You are if you stay here.
378
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,034
Come on, the mall's
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00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,034
open till nine.
380
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,206
Let's do it.
381
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,626
[instrumental music]
382
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,552
[instrumental music]
383
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,721
There will be
384
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,721
no talking in class.
385
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,560
Everyone turn to page..
386
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,938
Mr. Bear, if it's so funny
387
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107
why don't you share it
388
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107
with everybody.
389
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,697
Hi, D.J. Wanna play school?
390
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,865
No. I wanna quit school.
391
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,452
Is that because you
392
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,452
ate lunch by yourself today?
393
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,081
I wasn't eating by myself.
394
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,081
I was eating alone.
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00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,625
There's a big difference.
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00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,751
Any questions, class?
397
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,382
Yes, Mr. Bear?
398
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,051
Mr. Bear wants to know
399
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,051
why all the kids in school
400
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,178
were calling you
401
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,178
a "geek burger"?
402
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,474
Mr. Bear is going
403
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,474
to the principal's office.
404
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,064
That's the cafeteria.
405
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,569
I told them
406
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,569
you weren't a geek burger.
407
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,113
Then they called
408
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,113
me "geek burger junior."
409
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283
How rude!
410
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,077
It's all Kimmy's fault.
411
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,787
She hates my guts because I
412
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,787
wouldn't let her stupid friends
413
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,041
take over the party
414
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,041
and wreck my house.
415
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,628
Now she turned
416
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,628
the whole school against me.
417
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,881
Don't feel bad. I know
418
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,881
you're not a geek burger.
419
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,467
Thanks.
420
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,469
And you're not
421
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,469
a geek burger junior.
422
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,554
Thanks back.
423
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,515
But until this blows over..
424
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,436
...I think
425
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,436
I'll change my name.
426
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,649
To..
427
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,485
...Connie Chung.
428
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,612
[instrumental music]
429
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,826
Danny, the TV is fine.
430
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,826
Will you stop windex-ing?
431
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,537
Come on, we're dying
432
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,537
to watch your first show.
433
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,289
Okay, okay.
434
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,708
Don't show the tape
435
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,708
till Uncle Jesse gets here.
436
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,710
Oh, the tape.
437
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,710
I knew I forgot something.
438
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,545
No, I have it.
439
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,545
It's in my bag.
440
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,256
What a team.
441
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,256
I forget, and you remember.
442
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,011
- There it is.
443
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,011
- That's a groovy..
444
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:09,056
Have mercy. Hi.
445
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,518
Hi. You must be Jesse,
446
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,518
Danny's brother-in-law.
447
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,019
Danny told me about you.
448
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,314
Oh, yeah? What did he say?
449
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,525
He said he had
450
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,525
a brother-in-law named Jesse.
451
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,403
Oh.
452
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,739
Thanks for the build-up, pal.
453
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,741
So you must be Rebecca?
454
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,909
No, please,
455
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,909
please call me Becky.
456
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,078
Becky. I like that.
457
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,373
Becky, Becky, Becky.
458
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,000
Uh, so, Becky, I was gonna get
459
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,000
something to drink.
460
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,085
- Would you like something?
461
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,085
- Sure, what do you got?
462
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,254
- What do you like?
463
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,254
- Whatever you have.
464
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,715
Why don't we
465
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,715
get it together, huh?
466
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,675
- Okay.
467
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,675
- That's fascinating.
468
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,802
I can see why you have
469
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,802
your own talk show.
470
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,680
D.J., is everything okay?
471
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,265
Yeah. Fine, dad.
472
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,265
I can't wait to watch your show.
473
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,645
So have you found
474
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,645
an apartment yet?
475
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,146
Oh, I found plenty of them.
476
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,691
The problem is they all have
477
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,691
people living inside.
478
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,860
[laughing]
479
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,860
People..
480
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,654
See, I find sense of humor very
481
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,654
attractive in a woman.
482
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,408
You know,
483
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,408
this is gonna sound weird
484
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,702
but you remind me of someone.
485
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,413
Oh, yeah?
486
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,041
Who's that?
487
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,334
It's silly.
488
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,334
You don't wanna hear it.
489
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,627
- No, go ahead.
490
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,627
- No. It's ridiculous!
491
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,671
People tell me all the time.
492
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,671
Go ahead.
493
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,715
Come on, pretty mama,
494
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,715
lay it on me.
495
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:30,137
- You remind me of Corky.
496
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:30,137
- Yeah. See, people tell, Corky?
497
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,138
My little baby brother.
498
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,181
You know, he used to do that
499
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,268
same cute Elvis voice.
500
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,896
I remind you
501
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,896
of your little baby brother?
502
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,106
Yeah, it's uncanny.
503
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,276
Corky and I would go up to
504
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,276
Sutter's pond to catch frogs.
505
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,320
And he would always say..
506
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,531
..."come on,
507
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,531
little froggy mama."
508
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,452
Elvis never said that.
509
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,538
You really are cute.
510
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,835
We are so far
511
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,835
from where I wanna be.
512
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,548
Okay, now remember,
513
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,548
this is our first show
514
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,758
so we were a little bit nervous.
515
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,551
- Play the tape.
516
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,551
- Just play it.
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00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,010
Why don't I just play the tape?
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00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,472
(all)
519
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,472
Great idea.
520
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,807
Here we go.
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00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,975
♪ Wake up ♪♪
522
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,018
Good morning.
523
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,229
It's time to wake up,
524
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,229
San Francisco.
525
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,482
- I'm Danny Tanner.
526
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,482
- And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
527
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,233
And we'd like
528
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,233
to know all your names
529
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,027
but we're only an hour show
530
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,027
and we've only got one phone.
531
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,366
I thought that was
532
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,366
a pretty good ad lib.
533
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,118
Yeah, that was good.
534
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,036
Danny, that was
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00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,036
a terrific 12 seconds.
536
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,289
Is there more?
537
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,208
Oh, yeah. Wait till you see
538
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,208
the next 12 seconds.
539
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:46,005
Rebecca comes to us from two
540
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:46,005
years as host of, "A.M. Omaha."
541
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,049
Isn't Nebraska
542
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,049
one of the plain states?
543
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,552
Well, Danny, we have
544
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,552
tried to decorate it.
545
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,680
[laughing]
546
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,434
You didn't laugh at my joke.
547
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,645
We were laughing inside.
548
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,480
Yeah, kind of an internal thing.
549
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,523
Should I back it up
550
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,523
and show it again?
551
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,858
(Jesse)
552
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,858
'No. No.'
553
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,568
Danny, we have lives
554
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,568
to lead. Okay.
555
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,197
This is so great.
556
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,491
This is so much better
557
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,491
than reading sports scores
558
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,618
and interviewing sweaty guys.
559
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,914
(Stephanie)
560
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,914
'Cartoons!'
561
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,959
Michelle, you just turned off
562
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,959
daddy's new show.
563
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,674
Dad, wait!
564
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,801
Yeah, this is a good one.
565
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,930
It's okay.
566
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,930
I've already seen it.
567
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,391
[telephone ringing]
568
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,769
Hello. Yeah, hold on a second.
569
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,646
D.J.!
570
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,648
(Joey)
571
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,648
'Here she comes.'
572
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,817
- Here, it's Kimmy Gibbler.
573
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,817
- Oh, thanks.
574
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162
Something wrong, Deej?
575
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,042
I told that kid a million times
576
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,042
to keep her junk off my bed.
577
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,505
- Pretty bummed, aren't you?
578
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,505
- No, I'm not bummed.
579
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,424
Yes, you are bummed.
580
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,094
You always twirl your hair like
581
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,094
that when you're bummed.
582
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,346
You'd be bummed too if Kimmy
583
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,346
got the whole school
584
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,432
saying you're a geek burger.
585
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,102
- Maybe she called to apologize.
586
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,102
- Yeah.
587
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,563
Well, she can dial till her
588
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,563
fingers fall off.
589
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,774
I'm never talking
590
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,774
to that little traitor again.
591
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,692
Oh, come on D.J.
592
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,692
You don't mean that.
593
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,695
- Kimmy's your best friend.
594
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,695
- Ex-best friend.
595
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,746
D.J., I know
596
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,746
you're upset with Kimmy
597
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,748
but that doesn't mean
598
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,748
you throw the whole friendship
599
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,916
out the window.
600
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,752
Ex-friendship
601
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,752
out the ex-window.
602
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,430
You know, I know
603
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,430
why you're so upset.
604
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,308
Because the people
605
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,308
that can hurt you the most
606
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,518
are the people
607
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,518
you love the most.
608
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,148
Take me and Jesse, for example.
609
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,192
Is that the best example?
610
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,528
- It just kind of popped out.
611
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,528
- I'm just kiddin'. I'm kiddin'.
612
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,948
No, he's right,
613
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,948
here-here's a perfect story.
614
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,326
Just last week, Joey taped
615
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,326
over my favorite Elvis video
616
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,370
with Pee-wee's playhouse.
617
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,372
I mean, tell me, how would you
618
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,372
like to be sitting there
619
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,750
watching the king
620
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,750
and all of a sudden he's singing
621
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,252
♪ You ain't nothing
622
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,252
but a hound dog.. ♪
623
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,338
"I know you are, but what am I?"
624
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,928
Well, the point is,
625
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,928
Joey made a mistake
626
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,472
but I forgave him.
627
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,182
Erasing a friendship
628
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392
'is a lot worse
629
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392
than erasing a tape.'
630
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,105
Well, I still think
631
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,105
she's a nerd bomber.
632
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613
D.J., do you remember your
633
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613
beat-up, old, flat soccer ball
634
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,615
that I accidentally threw away?
635
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,325
You mean the one I scored
636
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,325
my first goal with?
637
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,286
- Yeah, that one.
638
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,286
- Yeah, I remember.
639
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,663
I was so mad at you.
640
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,499
See, you're not mad
641
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,499
at me anymore.
642
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,043
No.
643
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,754
Well, see...D.J.,
644
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,754
if you hadn't forgiven me
645
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,840
we would've missed out on all
646
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,840
the good times we've had
647
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,009
between then and now.
648
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,219
And all the good times
649
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,219
we're gonna have.
650
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,764
You know what I'm saying?
651
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,433
You're saying give
652
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,433
Kimmy another chance.
653
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:30,646
Sure. Part of having a best
654
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:30,646
friend is being a best friend.
655
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,775
Let the hurt go away, not Kimmy.
656
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,737
(Stephanie)
657
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,737
'D.J., Kimmy Gibbler's
658
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,737
downstairs.'
659
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,199
I guess I'll go talk to her.
660
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,534
- Attagirl.
661
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,534
- Thanks.
662
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:49,207
Joseph, that, I'm, uh...
663
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:49,207
that was..
664
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,543
I'm touched. That was...
665
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,543
that was really beautiful.
666
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,005
I think we really helped
667
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,005
the kid out, huh, Ozzie?
668
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,132
We sure did, Harriet.
669
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,892
- Hi.
670
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,892
- Hi.
671
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,897
- So go ahead.
672
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,897
- Go ahead what?
673
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,608
- Apologize.
674
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,608
- Apologize?
675
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,235
Isn't that why you came here?
676
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,529
No. My mom told me to come over
677
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,529
here and get my presents.
678
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,493
But if you don't apologize,
679
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,493
then how can I forgive you?
680
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,703
Forgive me for what?
681
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,622
Getting kicked out
682
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,622
of my own party?
683
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,498
I didn't kick you out. You left!
684
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,044
Because you embarrassed me
685
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,044
in front of Nina and Melissa.
686
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,213
What's wrong with you?
687
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,672
I can't believe
688
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,672
you'd rather be friends
689
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,549
with girls who really aren't
690
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,549
your friends
691
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,552
than friends with a friend
692
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,552
who already was your friend.
693
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,305
I don't know what you just said,
694
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,305
but same to you, geek burger.
695
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,099
Don't call me that,
696
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,099
Kimmy Gobbler.
697
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,559
- Double geekburger with cheese.
698
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,559
- I hate you.
699
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,353
I hate you too.
700
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,353
Mail me my presents.
701
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,275
Wait.
702
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,359
You can't leave.
703
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,407
How could you call me
704
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,407
all those names in school?
705
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,660
I wasn't the only one.
706
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,370
Everybody was calling you..
707
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,249
Well, you know, the G word.
708
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,459
But you're supposed
709
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,459
to be my friend.
710
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,675
Best friend.
711
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,760
Best friend.
712
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,638
Well, you know,
713
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,638
if we don't make up
714
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,432
how are we share lockers
715
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,432
in junior high.
716
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,893
We won't get to go
717
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,893
to college together.
718
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,728
And we won't be able
719
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,728
to marry identical twins
720
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,106
and be congresswomen.
721
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,901
We gotta make up
722
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,901
or our lives will be ruined.
723
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:47,033
D.J., I really am sorry.
724
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,702
I'm sorry I brought those dumb
725
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,702
junior high girls to the party.
726
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,039
I'm sorry I left with them.
727
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,749
I'm sorry they dumped
728
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,749
me when they met
729
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,459
those two cute guys at the mall.
730
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,216
I'm really sorry I told
731
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,216
everybody you're a geek burger.
732
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,844
I'm the geek burger.
733
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,055
Don't say that
734
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,055
about my best friend.
735
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,729
Wait, you never opened
736
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,729
up your birthday present.
737
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,362
Happy birthday.
738
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,703
Wow! This is, like,
739
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,703
only the raddest hat
740
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,539
in the entire universe!
741
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,791
It should be.
742
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,791
It cost a fortune.
743
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,753
What do you wanna do now?
744
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,671
Why don't we open up
745
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,671
all your presents
746
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,464
and then go to mall
747
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,464
and exchange them.
748
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,051
- But I might like them.
749
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,051
- No, you won't. Believe me.
750
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,178
I already opened them.
751
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,890
You won't like
752
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,890
the denim sweater.
753
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,892
It's, like,
754
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,892
not a good color for you.
755
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,602
[instrumental music]
756
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,855
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
757
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,283
[theme continues]