[instrumental music]
[laughing]
Hi, Michelle.
Nap.
You woke me up to tell
me I'm taking a nap?
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
Well, If I fall
asleep again make sure
you wake me up
and let me know, okay?
Okay.
Bye-bye.
[theme music]
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Whatever happened
to predictability ♪
♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪
♪ Evenin' TV ♪
♪ When did I get
to livin' here ♪
♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
♪ This old worlds
confusing me ♪
♪ Clouds as mean
as you've ever seen ♪
♪ Ain't a bird who
knows your tune ♪
♪ Then a little voice
inside you whispers ♪
♪ Kid don't sell
your dreams so soon ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a face
of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out there
and you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting
to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Shooby do ba botta ♪♪
[instrumental music]
Michelle, look at this.
What is this?
- Chickie.
- It's a chickie?
Pet the chickie.
Pet it.
Oh, yeah,
give the chickie a kiss.
- The chickie's nice.
- Yeah.
Give the chickie love.
Give him a hug.
Oh, that's nice.
Pet the chickie.
Pet him.
Oh, this is a great picture.
I gotta get this.
Say, "Cheese."
- Cheese.
Ah, here.
Let me get one of you guys.
- So pretty, okay.
- Here, you hold her.
- Wanna take another picture?
- Here we go.
'Cause you're so pretty.
So, Becky, what do you say after
the show you and I slip away
and get a little
lunch together?
- Say, "Okay."
- Okay.
Very sneaky.
What are you doing here anyway?
Well, it's Saturday and
the girls wanted to come down
watch you guys
shoot your show.
[laughing]
Are you laughing
at me or with me?
I'm not laughing so that
pretty much answers my question.
No, Danny, you look cute.
Besides the theme
of the show
is a little bit of
country in the city.
So believe me,
nobody's laughing at you.
[laughing]
Come here, Michelle,
let's go look at the horse.
Isn't he the most gorgeous
creature you've ever seen?
No, Patrick Swayze is.
Oh, look at
the pretty horse.
- What's his name?
- Rocket.
Hello, Rocket.
(Joey)
'Hello, Stephanie.'
I beg your pardon?
(Joey)
'I said,
hello, Stephanie.'
He talks!
The horse talks!
And he knows my name.
Stephanie, it's Joey.
There's no Joey here.
Ah, pay no attention
to that man
whose lips are moving.
That is not funny.
I'm never gonna trust
another talking horse.
Steph, I'll make it
up to you.
Hey, I'll show you
a duck here that
sounds just like Elmer Fudd.
He goes, "Quack, quack, quack."
"Hello."
Looks like that horse
has taken a shine to you.
Old Rocket's been
a little lonely
since his owner
moved to Chicago.
What's gonna happen to him?
The fact is, I'm supposed to
find him a good home.
Somebody could have
themselves a free horse.
A free horse?
No money?
Zero dollars?
An absolutely
free horse?
I might be interested.
Not so fast, honey.
It cost $100 every two weeks
to feed and stable him.
A hundred dollars?
Ah, I'll get
back to you.
Just put the horse
on layaway.
Kimmy, a horse
of my very own.
My dream come true.
Let's do this together.
We'll be the only kids
in the sixth grade
with a real horse.
Oooh, that'll make
Kathy Santoni
shut up about
her stupid moped.
We'll get our parents
to split the money.
I'll go ask my dad
right now. Dad.
Dad, can I have a pet?
I'll feed it.
I'll take care of it.
I'll be totally responsible.
Honey, a pet is
a big responsibility.
I just covered that.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe something small.
Like a parakeet or a goldfish.
Nothing with teeth.
Danny, we're on.
That's my dad.
Bye, dad.
Good morning, and welcome
to a special Saturday edition
of Wake Up San
Francis-keeieeaye-oh.
- I'm Danny Tanner.
- I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
And today we're live
from Golden Gate Stables.
Danny, isn't this wonderful?
It reminds me of growing up
in Nebraska.
Reminds me of a rerun
of "Green Acres."
You know, sometimes I really
miss farm life but not today
because I have a special
4-H kind of surprise for you.
Rebecca, I don't
like surprises.
- I know.
- Come on, honey.
Come on, Marilyn.
Hi, goat.
Surprise!
San Francisco's gonna
watch you learn
how to milk a goat.
Now, you sit down
right here.
Watch out, honey.
And grab on right under there.
Rebecca, I have a thing about
touching goats below the waist.
Come on, it's easy.
Like this.
Come on, honey.
Now, you try it.
Hi, Marilyn...Danny Tanner.
Kids, don't try this
at home.
Well, I asked my mom
about the horse.
- What did she say?
- She said.
"Kimberly Louise Gibbler
have you lost your mind?"
I didn't really have
an answer for that.
Did you try asking
your dad again?
No, I have a better idea.
If we take care of Rocket
all by ourselves for two weeks
our parents will be impressed,
they'll have to let us keep him.
I love the way
your mind works.
How does your mind say we pay
for two weeks of stable fees?
My mind says if we
take our allowance
and all our savings,
we'll have just enough money.
Yeah! All I have to do
is give up shopping.
Give up shopping?
Did those words
come out of my mouth?
Kimmy, how can you
compare shopping
to having our very own horse?
Come on, say it with me.
We're gonna get a horse.
- We're gonna get a horse.
We're gonna get a horse.
Stephanie, you didn't
hear that.
Of course, I did.
We're gonna get a horse!
See, I heard it.
Uh, tell you what.
If you can keep the horse
a secret for two weeks
I'll let you own
part of the horse.
Which part?
Uh, the tail.
My very own tail?
Deal.
I think I'll name
it Buttercup.
Are you sure
you can trust her?
She is such a blabbermouth.
I can keep a secret.
No one knows about
the bag of Halloween
candy in my sock drawer.
I am a blabbermouth.
Ay-ay-aye.
- Halloween candy.
- Give it to me!
- I want it!
Wait!
It's not in there anymore.
It's stale.
It'll rot your teeth.
Okay, Michelle,
you ready to go for a ride
in your brand-new car?
Okay, here we go.
Fasten your seat belt.
Okay, Michelle
let's burn rubber.
Ready?
Beep the horn.
Vroom, vroom..
Argh, look out!
Hey, bum, out of my way.
You ready for
your nap, Michelle?
Hey, bum.
You gotta be careful what you
say in front of these kids.
Michelle, look at this.
We got you a toy.
We got you a toy, now, you take
a nap, by the time you're done
we'll have it all blown
up for you, okay?
She better sleep
for a month.
- Hope so. See you.
- See you.
You and Joey are
gonna be great parents.
You guys should have
kids of your own.
We've talked about it.
Actually, neither one of us
is willing to go through labor.
You need some
help with that?
No, I can take
care of this.
It's a man's job.
Alright, well,
in that case
I'm gonna get
back to the studio.
No, wait! Don't go yet.
I'm gonna faint.
You know, I really had
a great time with you today.
So did I.
Listen, Becky, can I ask you
a personal question?
- Sure.
- Do you eat dinner?
Almost every night.
This is amazing!
So do I.
Two people, both dinner-eaters.
How often does that happen?
Becky, have dinner with
me tonight, please?
I can't tonight.
I have to work on Monday's show.
- It's the weekend.
- Oh, I know.
But this job is a big
opportunity for me
and I really have to
stay focused.
Alright, take an hour
and focus on
some pasta fazool.
Don't misunderstand.
I really like having
you as a friend.
Besides, it's gonna
take you all weekend
to blow up Godzilla.
- Bye.
What am I doing wrong?
Am I scaring her off?
It's you.
Alright, I'll have
dinner with you.
Come on, let's go eat Tokyo.
Rocket, we're gonna
take such good care of you.
You wanna ride him first?
You mean get on him?
In my new outfit?
Ew.
Why don't I just go tell
everybody in school
we got a horse?
Later, partner.
Rocket, let's go
for a nice long ride.
And I'll try to
explain Kimmy to you.
♪ Good day Good day♪
♪ Sunshine ♪
♪ I need to laugh ♪
♪ And when the sun is out ♪
♪ I've got something
I can laugh about ♪
♪ I feel good ♪
♪ In a special way ♪
♪ I'm in love
and it's a sunny day ♪
♪ Good day sunshine ♪
♪ We take a walk ♪
♪ The sun is shining down ♪
♪ Burns my feet ♪
♪ As they touch around ♪
♪ Good day sunshine ♪
♪ Good day sunshine ♪♪
Rocket, these
have been the best
two weeks of my life.
You're the best horse
I've ever owned.
And I'm not just saying that
because you're the only
horse I've ever owned.
If I owned a hundred horses
you'd always be my favorite.
Hi, D.J.
Hi, Rocket.
Kimmy, where have
you been?
I need your $50.
- Has it been two weeks already?
- Uh, huh.
Fifty dollars, Kimmy.
Do you like my new
shirt and new boots?
Yeah, they're really nice.
- Oh, Kimmy, you didn't.
- I did.
You went to the mall?
I don't even know
how I got there.
I tried to leave, but then I saw
this shirt and these boots--
Gibbler, you're
a mall-aholic.
I'm sorry
I spent the money.
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm not ready for this
responsibility yet.
Bye, D.J.
Bye, Rocket.
Hi, kiddo.
Something wrong, dumpling?
My friend wimped
out on me.
- I only have $50.
- Oh.
Well, now, that leaves
you about $50 short.
Now, if you can't afford
to take care of the horse
I gotta find
someone who can.
Well, wait.
Let me check my backpack.
I have a hairbrush.
A math book that's
never been used.
Oh, wait, something
better than cash.
A George Michael CD.
Either that boy's
wearing an earring..
...or that gal's got
some serious stubble.
I'm sorry, honey,
I gotta have cash.
I gotta go tell
the boss that he's gotta
find a new owner
for Rocket.
Well, wait.
Can I just take him
for one last ride?
No harm in that.
I'll be back.
Don't worry, Rocket.
I'll think of something.
Nobody's ever gonna
take you away from me.
- I win.
- I let you win.
I let you let me win.
Got it, chief.
Would you like anything
to eat, Harry?
Let's see..
I'll have a steak,
medium-rare.
We're out of steak.
I'll make you my specialty
cheese doughnuts.
- How do you make that?
- Simple.
See, cheese doughnuts.
Wow, where'd you
learn to cook?
Hello, rug rats.
Steph, Go see if D.J.'s
home so she can help me
unpack these
groceries, okay?
Come on, let's go see.
Oh, good,
cheese doughnuts.
- Whoa!
Buttercup!
Wow, a horse
in the living room!
I'm not even allowed to
eat in my living room.
I'm gonna go home and
ask if I can sleepover.
D.J., are Rocket and
Buttercup gonna live with us?
No. I came in
to get Rocket
a carrot and he
followed me in.
I gotta get him out
to the backyard.
Why'd you bring him here?
I didn't have enough
money for stable fees.
Once dad sees Rocket, I know
he'll fall in love with him.
But he won't love
him in the house.
I gotta get him out
to the backyard.
Uncle Jesse's in the kitchen.
- We're dead.
- Don't get me in trouble.
Hide the tail.
I'll get him out.
You get Uncle Jesse upstairs.
And don't say a word
about the horse.
Who'd believe me?
Hey, Uncle Jesse,
since daddy's not home
wanna go upstairs and
jump on his bed, huh?
Sound like fun?
[horse neighing]
What was that?
D.J., she's watching Mr. Ed.
Sounds so real,
doesn't it?
Too real.
How did..
Where did you..
How?
Help me out here.
I can explain.
Don't tell me.
You're walking by the store
and some kid had a litter of
these in a cardboard box.
Joey!
Jess, I am trying
to put the baby to..
Horse.
How did you..
Where did you..
How did it..
My words exactly.
Oh, this is great,
Danny's gonna walk in here
see this horse and blame
me for the whole thing.
You know why?
Because this is very funny.
[laughing]
Help me.
I gotta get Rocket outside
before dad comes home.
- Just keep a lookout for dad.
- Okay.
Danny's gonna flip his gourd.
We gotta get him out of here.
- How do we get him out?
- We'll feed him.
- What does he eat?
- Hay.
We don't have any hay.
Jess, you went to the market
and you didn't
pick up any hay?
Daddy's coming home.
Guys, please.
I'm begging you. Help me.
Jess, I got a plan.
Follow my lead and agree
with everything I say.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Act natural.
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Danny.
We got a big surprise for you.
Right, Jess?
It's big.
Yeah, it's in the kitchen,
so close your eyes.
Right, close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Here we go.
Wait.
I know what the surprise is.
Joey , you're making
that chili again.
- No. Better than that.
- Watch the steps.
- You are gonna love this.
- Keep them closed.
Keep them closed.
There's a horse
in my living room.
He didn't hear
it from me.
What are you doing here?
Hello, dad.
Good impression, Steph.
A little more
Johnny Cash, though.
Dad, I can't tell a lie.
This is my horse.
I've had him for two weeks.
You can't tell a lie?
There's a horse
in my living room.
There has to be a lie
involved here somewhere.
I can explain everything.
How did you get it here?
What were you thinking about?
Has it been here
for two weeks?
How come the father
knows nothing?
Dad, this is Rocket.
D.J., we have to talk.
Go to your room.
Would you guys please
get this thing outside?
I can't believe this.
I just vacuumed in here.
Well, you know anything about
getting a horse to move?
Well, yeah, there's a coin slot
you just drop a quarter into.
Alright, I'll ride him out.
- Okay.
Stay. Stay.
Alright, let's go, Buttercup.
Right here.
There you go.
Hi-yo, Buttercup!
You know how much
I love horses.
And I just thought if
I could prove to you that
I could take care of
Rocket all by myself
that you would
let me keep him.
Why didn't you just come
to me in the first place?
Well, I started to.
But then I saw you were
gonna say no, so I stopped.
But then you went ahead
and did what you wanted to.
I'm sorry, dad.
Well, I'm sorry too.
Because now I've
got a big problem.
What?
Well, you got a horse
without my permission.
You lied where you've
been after school.
And you involved
your sister in this.
For the past two weeks it's been
nothing but lies, hasn't it?
Yeah.
So how will I ever know when
you're telling me the truth?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, dad.
All I could think about
was getting the horse.
I just want you
to trust me again.
What can I do?
Well..
I don't know, D.J.
But I want you to know..
...even if you do
something I don't like
I'm always gonna love you.
We'll find a way
to work this out.
Here.
You're still gonna
punish me, aren't you?
Oh, yeah.
Big-time.
Well,
what about Rocket?
What would you do
if you were me?
I'd definitely
let me keep him.
Well, I'm sorry, honey
but you have to
give up the horse.
I'm sorry, Rocket.
When I first wanted
to get you
I just thought it'd be
fun to have a horse.
Now that I know you
and how sweet you are
you're my friend.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
Would you like to
meet Rocket's new owner?
I don't think so.
We've already met.
Becky, you're
getting Rocket?
Well, your dad told me
what was going on
and growing up on a farm,
I miss being around animals.
Especially horses.
So here I am.
You're lucky.
You're getting a great horse.
And, Rocket,
you're getting a nice owner.
Well, D.J.,
I was wondering.
Maybe you'd like to
help me take care of him.
- Even ride him once in a while.
- I'd love to.
But I have to ask my dad.
Could I help
take care of Rocket..
...after my
punishment's over?
I think we can work
something out.
Thank you.
You're the best.
You're right, I am.
- Thank you, Rebecca.
- You're welcome.
Look, Michelle.
A horsey.
You wanna pet the horsey?
What does a horsey say?
[blowing a raspberry]
This is a gifted child.
I love you, Rocket.
♪ Good day sunshine ♪♪
[instrumental music]
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
[theme music]
[music continues]