1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,921 [theme music] 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,715 One. 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,009 Two. 4 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,636 One. 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,514 - One, two. 6 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,514 - One, two. 7 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,307 - One. 8 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,307 - One. 9 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:19,728 - 'Two.' 10 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:19,728 - Two. 11 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,104 Okay. 12 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,273 Here, ah! 13 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,273 Let's see your muscles. 14 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,066 - Muscles. 15 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,066 - Muscles. 16 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,611 - Muscles. 17 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,611 - Muscles. 18 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,070 Alright. 19 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,113 By day 20 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,406 a mere toddler 21 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,658 but by night.. 22 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,244 ...super baby. 23 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,331 Woo! 24 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,833 Woo, look out. 25 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:41,917 It's super baby 26 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,753 coming to save the world. 27 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,129 Aah! 28 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,255 She got me. 29 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,717 Super baby got me. 30 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,385 Thank you, super baby. 31 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,303 Let's see your muscles. 32 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,347 - Muscles. 33 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,347 - Pree.. 34 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,932 [laughing] 35 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,311 [theme music] 36 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,522 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 37 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,859 ♪ Ah ♪ 38 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:14,074 ♪ Whatever happened 39 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:14,074 to predictability ♪ 40 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,951 ♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪ 41 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,786 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 42 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,830 ♪ When did I get 43 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,830 to livin' here ♪ 44 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,665 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 45 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:27,254 ♪ This old worlds 46 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:27,254 confusing me ♪ 47 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:31,008 ♪ Clouds as mean 48 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:31,008 as you've ever seen ♪ 49 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,720 ♪ Ain't a bird who 50 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,720 knows your tune ♪ 51 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:39,683 ♪ Then a little voice 52 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:39,683 inside you whispers ♪ 53 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:45,689 ♪ Kid don't sell 54 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:45,689 your dreams so soon ♪ 55 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,316 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 56 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,316 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 57 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,736 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 58 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,736 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 59 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,238 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 60 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,908 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 61 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,908 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 62 00:01:55,950 --> 00:02:00,871 ♪ There's a face 63 00:01:55,950 --> 00:02:00,871 of somebody who needs you ♪ 64 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,958 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 65 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:07,669 ♪ When you're lost out there 66 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:07,669 and you're all alone ♪ 67 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:12,883 ♪ A light is waiting 68 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:12,883 to carry you home ♪ 69 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:16,762 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 70 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,222 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 71 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:19,222 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 72 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,726 ♪ Shooby do ba botta ♪♪ 73 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,483 [instrumental music] 74 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,492 Mm, great fried chicken. 75 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,328 Joey, this could be your most 76 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,328 delicious meal of the year. 77 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,413 Well, thanks, Danny, 78 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,413 I was a little nervous at first 79 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,581 but once I actually drove up 80 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,291 to the takeout window. 81 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,460 I felt strong. 82 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,337 - Let's clean up. 83 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,337 - No, no, no, sit. 84 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,463 I'll clean up. 85 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,674 It's our pleasure 86 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,674 to serve you. 87 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,468 And for dessert 88 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,137 I am proud to present 89 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,681 genuine imitation pudding. 90 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,685 None for me, I have a big 91 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,685 karate tournament this weekend. 92 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,812 I wanna stay lean and mean. 93 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,980 Ha! 94 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,273 Here, Michelle. 95 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,026 - Kung fu this. 96 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,026 - Cha. 97 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,655 Wooh, attack of 98 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,655 a ninja baby. 99 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,199 She has broken our dinner. 100 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,493 She must pay. 101 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,206 Michelle, you haven't 102 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,206 eaten a thing. 103 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,458 Don't you like your potatoes? 104 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,169 Cookie. 105 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,798 Doesn't that chicken 106 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,798 look good? 107 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,591 Cookie, Joey. 108 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,763 Okay, here are some 109 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,763 Boston baked cookies. 110 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,516 It's bean. 111 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,144 Beans? Ha ha. 112 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,144 So they are. 113 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,478 My mistake. 114 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,983 Alright, everybody, 115 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,983 gather around. 116 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,275 Gather around. 117 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,444 Guess who's playing 118 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,444 at Slim's this weekend? 119 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,988 George Michael, Bon Jovi? 120 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,531 Barbie and the Rockers? 121 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,035 No, huh? 122 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,035 Me. 123 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,703 - Alright. 124 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,703 - Great, Jesse. 125 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,121 This is major league. 126 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,207 But I gotta find a way 127 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,207 to fill this club up. 128 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,708 Your worries are over. 129 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,293 I'll tell 130 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,293 the whole first grade. 131 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,420 (Jesse) 132 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,420 'Thank you.' 133 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,130 I got a great idea. 134 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,715 Why doesn't 135 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,715 your band play 136 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,259 on my talk show 137 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,259 Friday morning? 138 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:23,222 - I love this man. 139 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:23,222 - Don't love me yet. 140 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,639 You gotta audition 141 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,639 for my producer tomorrow. 142 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,058 Hey, I'm there 143 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,058 for you, babe. 144 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,726 We're doing this warm up 145 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,726 gig tonight. 146 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,644 Why don't you come pick 147 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,644 a song out for the audition? 148 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,605 Hey, I'm there for you, babe. 149 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,691 Girls, I'll be out late. 150 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,901 Joey's in charge. 151 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,402 Great. 152 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,696 [sighs] 153 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,696 I'll run Michelle's bath. 154 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,823 Hey, I'm there 155 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,823 for you, babe. 156 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,164 Steph, this works 157 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,164 out perfect. 158 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,331 Good. 159 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,333 What works out perfect? 160 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,586 Joey's in charge, 161 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,586 he'll let us stay up late 162 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,797 to watch Tiffany, 163 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,797 live from Tokyo. 164 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,258 This works out perfect. 165 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,135 And if Joey gives us 166 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,135 any trouble 167 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,970 we'll hit him with 168 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,970 the secret weapon. 169 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,555 - The bunny nose. 170 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,555 - The bunny nose. 171 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,518 Girls, I'm working on 172 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,518 a new impression for my act. 173 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,937 Let me know 174 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,937 what you think. 175 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,273 It's Bullwinkle 176 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,273 talking to Bill Murray. 177 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,150 Okay, here it goes. 178 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,150 Alright. 179 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,693 Gee whiz, Bill. 180 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,406 Why won't the girls 181 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,406 go out with me? 182 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,743 Well, uh, listen up, 183 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,743 Wink-meister, uh.. 184 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,369 You know, A, 185 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,369 you're a moose. 186 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,914 You got a coat rack 187 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,914 on your head. 188 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,293 And, B, you hang out with that 189 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,293 whiney little squirrel, Rocky. 190 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,211 I mean, sure, 191 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,211 he flies, you know. 192 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,838 So he's got that 193 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,838 going for him. 194 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,673 - Alright, wooh! Yes! 195 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,673 - Wooh! 196 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,008 Oh, come on, now. 197 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,425 Cut it out. 198 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,803 I love you people. 199 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,638 Uh, isn't it fun 200 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,638 hanging out with Joey? 201 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,683 The funnest. Let's do 202 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,683 something with Joey tonight. 203 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,893 Hey, Joey, 204 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,893 look what's on the tube. 205 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,729 An educational special 206 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,729 about Japan. 207 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,690 It's our lucky day. 208 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,819 Let me see this educational 209 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,612 special about Japan. 210 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,617 Would it be 211 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,617 "Tiffany live from Tokyo?" 212 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:08,785 Yeah, that's it. 213 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,329 Well, girls 214 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,329 this is a school night 215 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,579 and it looks like 216 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,579 Tiffany will be 217 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,957 live in Japan until 10:30. 218 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,583 10:30? 219 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,337 It's a good thing 220 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,337 I took a nice long nap today. 221 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,173 Steph, why did you 222 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,173 take a nap 223 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,632 if you didn't know 224 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,632 this was gonna be on 225 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,509 till just now? 226 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,094 Uh.. 227 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,387 D.J., why did I do that? 228 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,766 Woman's intuition. 229 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,977 Yeah, what she said. 230 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,272 I know exactly 231 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,272 what's going on here. 232 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,397 You little tricksters waited 233 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,192 until your dad left 234 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,192 to ask me 235 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,736 'cause you know 236 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,736 he would've said "No."' 237 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,239 Please. 238 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,741 Oh, not the bunny nose. 239 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,743 Steph, this isn't 240 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,743 gonna work. 241 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,537 Oh, not the double bunny nose. 242 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,706 No man, is this strong. 243 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,916 Alright, alright, alright. 244 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,834 - Yay, thank you. 245 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,834 - Thank you. 246 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,669 - You guys can watch. 247 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,669 - Thank you, Joey. 248 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,297 Alright, I'll make 249 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,297 the popcorn. 250 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,424 - Joey! Joey! Joey! 251 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,424 - Joey! Joey! Joey! 252 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,469 - Joey! Joey! 253 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,469 - Joey! Joey! 254 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,223 Next time, we go straight 255 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,223 to the bunny nose. 256 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:17,187 ♪ Holding on to 257 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:17,187 one another's hands ♪ 258 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,065 ♪ Trying to get away 259 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,065 into the night ♪ 260 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,359 ♪ And then you put 261 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,359 your arms around me ♪ 262 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,153 ♪ And we tumble to the ground 263 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,153 and then you say ♪ 264 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,115 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 265 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:32,493 ♪ There doesn't seem 266 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:32,493 to be anyone around ♪ 267 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,330 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 268 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,251 ♪ The beating of our hearts 269 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,251 is the only sound ♪♪ 270 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,963 Yeah. 271 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,591 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 272 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,762 ♪ There doesn't seem 273 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,762 to be anyone around.. ♪ 274 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:55,267 ♪ Don't think 275 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:55,267 we're alone now ♪♪ 276 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,394 - Hi, Danny. 277 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,394 - Hi, Joey. 278 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,813 Hi, Stephanie. 279 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,813 Hi, D.J. 280 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,606 Hi, Tiffany. 281 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,193 Bye, Tiffany. 282 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,029 Uh, the girls asked me if they 283 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,029 could stay up a little late. 284 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,198 We had no idea 285 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,198 he'd say yes. 286 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,951 Plus, it was an 287 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,951 educational program. 288 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,286 Tiffany? 289 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,414 Tiffany, live from Tokyo. 290 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,458 Danny, this is coming 291 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,458 to us via satellite 292 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,086 from one of Japan's oldest 293 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,086 and most sacred malls. 294 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,299 Oh, it's been 295 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,299 a long day. 296 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,843 Oh, yeah, 297 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,843 I'm bushed. 298 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,803 I can hardly keep 299 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,803 my eyes open. 300 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,888 - Oh, night, dad. 301 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,888 - Goodnight, daddy. 302 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,515 [yawns] 303 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,515 Goodnight, dad. 304 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,809 Hold it, son. 305 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,021 Joey, face it. 306 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,021 You're a soft touch. 307 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,064 You let those girls 308 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,064 take advantage of you. 309 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,984 I know, Danny. I don't, 310 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,984 I don't wanna be a bad guy. 311 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,363 No, no. 312 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,363 Freddy Krueger is a bad guy. 313 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,781 Sometimes a parent 314 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,781 has to say, "No." 315 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,159 If you put your foot down, 316 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,159 they'll respect you more. 317 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,743 Are you sure? 318 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,954 Trust me. 319 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,954 I know my dad stuff. 320 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:02,750 - Okay, no more Mr. Pushover. 321 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:02,750 - Good. 322 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,628 I can be as tough as any 323 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,628 authority figure in this house. 324 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,130 You can do it. 325 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,966 Maybe I oughta tape the rest 326 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,966 of that special.. 327 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,055 But they'll watch it when 328 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,055 I tell them they can watch it. 329 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,726 ♪ Blue dress blue dress 330 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,726 devil with the blue dress on ♪ 331 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,144 ♪ Yeah ♪ 332 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,358 Have mercy. 333 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,152 ♪ Devil with the blue dress 334 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,152 blue dress blue dress ♪ 335 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,488 ♪ Devil with blue dress on ♪♪ 336 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,578 [applauding] 337 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,292 Well, Mr. Strowbridge, 338 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,292 what do you think? 339 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,626 I don't know 340 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,626 much about music 341 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:46,836 but I know what I like. 342 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,257 - Did you like it? 343 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,257 - I don't know. 344 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,133 Well, here's a fun idea. 345 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,427 After they sing there song 346 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,220 have Danny do a number 347 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,220 with the band. 348 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,764 That's your fun idea? 349 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,015 Rebecca, this is 350 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,015 your show, too. 351 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,892 - Why not you sing? 352 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,892 - No. 353 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,354 The audience loves to see 354 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,354 you embarrass yourself. 355 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,980 I love to see it, too. 356 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,482 And I love it as well. 357 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,401 But don't forget I'll be 358 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,401 in Fresno tonight judging 359 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,693 the Miss Kadota Fig Pageant. 360 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,488 That's right. 361 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,488 Fresno, fig judging. 362 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,407 Yeah, I won't have any time 363 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,407 to rehearse with the band. 364 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,783 He won't have time to 365 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,783 rehearse with the band. 366 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,286 Trust me, sir, he does 367 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,286 need a lot of rehearsal. 368 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,247 He's not exactly 369 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,247 a rock 'n' roll animal. 370 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,957 I can get another band. 371 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,501 On the other hand, he does 372 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,501 have that Mick Jagger quality. 373 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,258 Hello, Mrs. Gibbler. 374 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,218 This is Joey Gladstone again. 375 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,596 Uh, have you heard 376 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,596 from D.J. yet? 377 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,139 No? 378 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,682 I'm worried sick and 379 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,682 I don't know who else to call. 380 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,017 Well, listen, 381 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,017 if you hear from D.J. 382 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,353 tell her I want her home 383 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,353 immediately. 384 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,105 Uh-huh. Thanks. 385 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,900 Cookie. 386 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,027 Michelle, no more cookies. 387 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,737 Look at this, you can eat 388 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,907 a magic, little green tree. 389 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,534 Stephie, eat. 390 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,078 Stephie? 391 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,078 Eat broccoli? 392 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,413 Get real. 393 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,916 Steph. 394 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,835 Has D.J. ever been late 395 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,835 like this before? 396 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,212 I don't think so, 397 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,212 but everything before 398 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,548 I was five 399 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,548 is a little bit fuzzy. 400 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,384 Hi. 401 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,762 D.J., you're home. 402 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,515 It's nice to see you, too. 403 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,393 - You're an hour late. 404 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,393 - Oh, sorry. 405 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,061 After karate class, 406 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,061 we all hung around 407 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,146 and planned strategy 408 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,981 for the big tournament 409 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,981 on Saturday. 410 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,317 It's gonna be so rad. 411 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,819 What did you make for dinner? 412 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,695 Can we order pizza? 413 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,115 D.J., I was scared to death. 414 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,534 I didn't know 415 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,534 what happened to you. 416 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,827 Joey, I'm fine. 417 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,827 I was with my friends. 418 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,622 - It's no big deal. 419 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,622 - It's a very big deal. 420 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,877 D.J., you know the rules. 421 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,087 Why didn't you pick up 422 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,087 a phone and call me? 423 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,131 - I forgot. 424 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,131 - That's no excuse. 425 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,758 If your father was here, you 426 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,758 would have remembered to call. 427 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,344 Joey, why are you acting 428 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,344 like this? 429 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,970 Because you had me 430 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,970 worried sick 431 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,597 and you don't seem 432 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,597 to care. 433 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,891 - Joey, don't have a cow. 434 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,891 - 'Don't have a cow?' 435 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,602 That's it. 436 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,602 This weekend, you are grounded. 437 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,690 This weekend is 438 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,690 my karate tournament. 439 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,441 I've been practicing 440 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,441 for months. 441 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,527 Well, then I guess you're 442 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,527 just gonna have to miss it. 443 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,488 You gotta be kidding. 444 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,488 I can't miss it. 445 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,990 - Yes, you can. 446 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,990 - No, I can't. 447 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,034 When dad gets home, 448 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,034 he'll say I'm ungrounded. 449 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,494 I wouldn't count on that. 450 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,121 I'm in charge here, 451 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,121 and I say you're grounded. 452 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,790 No, I'm not, I'm going 453 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,790 to that karate tournament. 454 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,918 - D.J. 455 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,918 - You can't tell me what to do. 456 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,294 You're not my father. 457 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,558 Michelle, you want some egg? 458 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,602 I made it look like 459 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,602 the sun, see. 460 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,020 There's little rays 461 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,020 made of cheese. 462 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441 Cookie. 463 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,152 Now, Michelle. 464 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,447 I know I'm not your father 465 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,989 but it would make me 466 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,989 very happy 467 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991 if you ate some breakfast. 468 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,784 Okay, Joey. 469 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,456 Okay, here, Michelle. 470 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,124 Oh, thank you. 471 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,544 - Good morning. 472 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,544 - Morning. 473 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,794 Joseph, make sure 474 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,794 to watch me on 475 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,380 Danny's talk show 476 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,380 this morning. 477 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,591 You too, spanky. 478 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,591 Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. 479 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,429 Oh, egg sun 480 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,429 with cheese rays. 481 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,680 Very creative. 482 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,435 Hey, Jess, 483 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,435 have you seen D.J. today? 484 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,229 Yes, I have and you're not 485 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,229 her favorite guy this morning. 486 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,481 Oh, man. 487 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,856 Joseph, the kid was late. 488 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,984 She didn't call. 489 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,984 You had to do something. 490 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,695 Just glad it was you 491 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,695 and not me. 492 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,821 I hate having D.J. 493 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,821 mad at me like this. 494 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,240 It's driving me nuts. 495 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,992 I hate all this tension. 496 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,034 I'm going upstairs right now 497 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,202 and letting her off the hook. 498 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,746 Woah, woah, woah, Joseph. 499 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,998 Take it from a guy whose 500 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,998 father grounded him a lot. 501 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,541 Most of the '70s. 502 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,586 We yelled and we screamed 503 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,586 but it all blew over. 504 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,005 You're doing the right thing. 505 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,005 Stick to your guns, alright? 506 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,423 Thanks. 507 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,468 You done with 508 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,468 that, Michelle? 509 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,136 Ooh, I guess not. 510 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,682 Glad to see your 511 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,682 appetite is back. 512 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809 - Wish me luck. 513 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809 - 'Good luck.' 514 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,226 - Bye! Pfft. 515 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,226 - Bye! 516 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,609 - Hi, Michelle. 517 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,609 - Hi. 518 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,863 - Good morning, D.J. 519 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,863 - Good day, Mr. Gladstone. 520 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,533 I, uh, made your lunch. 521 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,868 No, thank you. 522 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,868 I'll be purchasing my meal. 523 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,745 [horn honking] 524 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,745 There's my ride. 525 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,163 Have a nice day. 526 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,790 I intend to. 527 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,042 Don't worry, Joey. 528 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,546 I still love you, no matter 529 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,546 how much you punish D.J. 530 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,466 Can I eat her lunch? 531 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,809 Over the years, the fig 532 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,809 has gotten a bad rep. 533 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,020 A lot of people think of it 534 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,020 as only a filling for a Newton. 535 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,648 That's fascinating. 536 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,025 I can see why 537 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,025 you're Miss Kadota Fig. 538 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,654 You should. 539 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,654 You were one of the judges. 540 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,324 Yes. Well, what else 541 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,324 do we have for today? 542 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,493 Your brother in law's band. 543 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,078 Oh, right. 544 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,954 Honest folks, the fact 545 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,954 that we're related 546 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,249 has nothing to do with him 547 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,249 being on the show. 548 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,127 Unfortunately, due to your 549 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,127 newfound interest in Kadota figs 550 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,129 we only have time 551 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,129 for one song. 552 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,549 Let's get right to 553 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,549 Jesse and The Rippers singing 554 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,925 "Devil With The Blue Dress On." 555 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,928 [whispering] 556 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,928 Hey, Tanner. You sing. 557 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,139 Danny, I've had a request for 558 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,139 you to sing your song instead. 559 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,392 As a special treat, 560 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,392 here is our own Danny Tanner 561 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,810 singing with the band. 562 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,104 Uh, I don't know. 563 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,104 They're so good without me. 564 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,650 Hi, Jess. 565 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,361 Ladies and gentlemen, 566 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,361 Jesse and The Rippers and me. 567 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,821 I'm Danny Tanner. 568 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574 We'll talk about 569 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574 this at home. 570 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,033 Isn't he great? 571 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,201 (male #1) 572 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,201 'Three, four.' 573 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,246 ♪ Left a good job in the city ♪ 574 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,498 You know, 575 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,498 every now and then 576 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,084 you watch "Wake Up 577 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,084 San Francisco" 578 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,087 because it's nice and easy. 579 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,340 Well, this morning, 580 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,340 I had a little too much coffee. 581 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,552 So we're gonna do it 582 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,552 nice and rough. 583 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,638 Hit it, boys. 584 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,347 [instrumental music] 585 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,523 ♪ Left a good job 586 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,523 in the city ♪ 587 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,234 ♪ Workin' for the man 588 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,234 every night and day ♪ 589 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,862 ♪ And I never lost 590 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,862 one minute of sleepin' ♪ 591 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,615 ♪ Worryin' 'bout the way 592 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,615 things might have been ♪ 593 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,326 ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪ 594 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,411 ♪ D.J. keeps on burnin' ♪ 595 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,538 ♪ D.J. rollin' ♪ 596 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,538 ♪ Rollin' ♪ 597 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,292 ♪ Rollin'♪ 598 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,292 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 599 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,920 ♪ Rollin' rollin' ♪ 600 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,920 ♪ Rollin' rollin' ♪ 601 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,297 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 602 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:50,677 ♪ Doo aah doo doo ♪♪ 603 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,970 Ha! 604 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,684 Watch me. 605 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,644 Help me...hurt me. 606 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,562 Good gosh almighty, 607 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,562 great balls of fire 608 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,647 tutti frutti, oh, rooty. 609 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,232 Oh, Proud Mary! 610 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,818 Huh! 611 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,825 Jesse and The Rippers. 612 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,537 This weekend at Slim's. 613 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,537 I promise I won't be there. 614 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,581 Danny, I had no idea 615 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,581 you were so musical. 616 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:24,002 Well, I was president 617 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:24,002 of the Boy's Glee Club. 618 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,005 Yeah, we'll see you 619 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,005 next Monday for another edition 620 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,549 of "Wake Up, San Francisco." 621 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,549 Bye-bye. 622 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,967 Stay cool. 623 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,553 - Take us home, boys. 624 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,553 - Take yourself home. 625 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,976 D.J., what are you 626 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,976 doing here? 627 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,645 Mrs. Gibbler dropped me off. 628 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,645 I have to talk to you. 629 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,105 - Guess what Joey did? 630 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,105 - Jesse told me the whole story. 631 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,650 D.J, I know you're upset 632 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,650 but you gotta get to school. 633 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,193 - But, dad-- 634 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,193 - Look. 635 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,070 After school we'll have 636 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,070 a family meeting 637 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,488 at home and talk it out. 638 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,073 Jesse, can you give 639 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,073 D.J. a ride to school? 640 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,659 Oh, sure. 641 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,659 I'm your backup band. 642 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,244 I'll be your chauffeur. 643 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,663 Would you like me to come back 644 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,663 and peel a fig for ya? 645 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,211 Okay, we have 646 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,211 a family problem. 647 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,213 That means 648 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,213 we have a family meeting. 649 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,673 Now, who would like to 650 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,673 review the rules? 651 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,342 - Me, me, me. 652 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,342 - Stephanie. 653 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,889 This is the talking stick. 654 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,808 Only the person 655 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,808 that holds it can talk. Okay? 656 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,395 Now that I have 657 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,395 your attention 658 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,480 Christmas will be 659 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,480 coming soon. 660 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,360 I'm getting bigger. 661 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,360 My bike is getting smaller. 662 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,404 Thank you, Stephanie. 663 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,031 Now, who would like to start? 664 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,699 (D.J.) 665 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,699 'I'll start.' 666 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,993 Dad, Joey had no right 667 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,993 to try to ground me 668 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,453 when I have a karate tournament. 669 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,664 Dad, tell Joey 670 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,664 he can't do that. 671 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,459 D.J., you know that when 672 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,459 I'm not here, I turn over 673 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,129 all responsibility for you three 674 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,129 girls to Uncle Jesse and Joey. 675 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,381 Dad, that punishment 676 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,381 is way too unfair. 677 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,467 Cheating. 678 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,467 No stick. 679 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,885 (all) 680 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,885 Shh! 681 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,388 That wasn't talking. 682 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,388 That was explaining. 683 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,975 D.J., I think the reason this 684 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,975 is so hard for you is because 685 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,393 it's the first time Joey's 686 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,393 really put his foot down. 687 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,315 I have to say that 688 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,315 I side with Joseph 100 percent. 689 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,859 You do the crime, 690 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,859 you do the time. 691 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,028 You pay the piper, 692 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,028 you face the music. 693 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,696 Man, you got to bite the bu.. 694 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,698 I've been watching 695 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,698 too many old movies. 696 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,620 This meeting is not fair. 697 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,620 Everyone's against me. 698 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831 Dad, do something. 699 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,167 [sighs] 700 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,167 Joey's decision is final. 701 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,961 How can you do this to me? 702 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,796 - D.J., you should have called. 703 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,796 - I'm not doing anything to-- 704 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,172 That's exactly 705 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,172 why you should have called. 706 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,675 Joey was in charge-- 707 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,468 Stop it. 708 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,054 I hate to see 709 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,054 everyone fighting. 710 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,265 Now just sit down and listen 711 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,265 to what I have to say. 712 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,101 Danny, you told me 713 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,101 that if I put my foot down 714 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,853 the girls would respect me. 715 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,023 Now, D.J. hates me 716 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,023 and my foot. 717 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,650 D.J. was the one who came 718 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,650 in late without calling. 719 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,234 Why are you blaming yourself? 720 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,987 Cause this whole thing started 721 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,987 when I tried 722 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,446 to be Mr. Discipline. 723 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,615 That's not me. 724 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,492 The best part about 725 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,492 being in this family 726 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994 is all the love 727 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994 and all the great times 728 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,538 we have together. 729 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,915 My family was always fighting. 730 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,085 I don't wanna go 731 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,085 through that again. 732 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,545 Oh, Joseph, 733 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,545 there's no such thing 734 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,588 as a family that doesn't fight. 735 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,632 I mean, even Herman Munster 736 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,632 yelled at poor little Eddie 737 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,009 once in a while. 738 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,846 Look, Joey. 739 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,139 The love, the fun 740 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,099 the responsibility, 741 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,099 the discipline. 742 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,684 They all go together. 743 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,645 When you're in this family, 744 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,645 you're in all the way. 745 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,313 You did the right thing. 746 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,067 D.J. deserved 747 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,067 to be punished. 748 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,401 Am I right, D.J.? 749 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,697 Okay, I give up. 750 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,366 I won't go to 751 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,366 my karate tournament. 752 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,368 But if you're waiting for me 753 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,368 to be happy about it 754 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,578 it won't happen. 755 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,417 - I'll go talk to her. 756 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,417 - No, I'll go talk to her. 757 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,089 I have here 758 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,089 the names of everyone 759 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,924 who talked without the stick. 760 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,218 Uncle Jesse, me, 761 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,218 daddy, me again-- 762 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,552 - You little mouse. 763 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,552 - Aah! 764 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,267 [knock on door] 765 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,561 D.J., can I talk to you 766 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,561 a little more? 767 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,898 Sure, I'm not going anywhere. 768 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,898 Remember? 769 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,529 I'm worried about 770 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,529 what's happening to us. 771 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,074 We've always been 772 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,074 great buddies, right? 773 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,283 Yeah, I guess. 774 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,827 D.J., you know we have. 775 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,579 I've known you 776 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,579 your whole life. 777 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,497 I was at the hospital 778 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,497 the day you were born. 779 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,210 Boy, when I first saw you 780 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,045 talk about crying. 781 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,547 You were fine. 782 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,547 I was sobbing hysterically. 783 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,802 But I did you a big favor 784 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,802 that day, do you remember? 785 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,929 Joey, I was a day old. 786 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,305 Well, I remember. 787 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,308 Your mom and dad 788 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,308 wanted to name you Farrah. 789 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,685 Farrah? 790 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,354 I said, "Hey, we can't 791 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,354 name her after a hairstyle." 792 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,567 That was close. 793 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,111 I better do my homework. 794 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:08,119 D.J., we've always 795 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:08,119 been great buddies. 796 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,372 And I thought that 797 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,372 living together would 798 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,541 bring us even closer. 799 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,711 'But now that I'm like a parent, 800 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,711 it kind of changes things, huh?' 801 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,548 Yeah, I never pictured 802 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,548 you punishing me. 803 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,675 Yeah, me neither. 804 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,887 D.J. 805 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,808 Last night when 806 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,808 I didn't know where you were 807 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,686 I was scared to death. 808 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,479 If anything ever 809 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,479 happened to you.. 810 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:44,822 I'm sorry about all those 811 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:44,822 mean things I said to you. 812 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,325 I was just mad. 813 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,618 That's good. 814 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,579 'Cause I love you so much. 815 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,208 I love you, too, Joey. 816 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:05,218 Hey, if it weren't for you, 817 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:05,218 I'd be Farrah Jo Tanner. 818 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,555 - Eww! 819 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,555 - Eww! 820 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,474 You know what 821 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,474 I'm thinking, Deej? 822 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,935 I'm kind of new 823 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,935 at this discipline thing. 824 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,395 I know that you should 825 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,395 be grounded, but.. 826 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,816 ...maybe grounding you for this 827 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,816 weekend was a little unfair. 828 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,401 You mean it? I can go 829 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,401 to my karate tournament? 830 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:26,280 - Yeah, what the heck. 831 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:26,280 - Thank you, thank you. 832 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,075 You're gonna 833 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,075 make a great dad. 834 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,160 Why, cause you got 835 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,160 what you wanted? 836 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,411 No, because you were fair. 837 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,915 Well, thanks. 838 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,833 Now remember, 839 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,833 next weekend, you're grounded. 840 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,545 Oh, that's fine, that's great, 841 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,545 that's perfect. 842 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,963 Oh, wait, I just remembered. 843 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:46,842 Kimmy and I had plans 844 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:46,842 to go horseback riding. 845 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,386 You know I had to try. 846 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,764 Okay, just karate. 847 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,557 - Ha! 848 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,557 - Hyah! 849 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,771 - Okay, I'm convinced. 850 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,771 - Ha! 851 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,192 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 852 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,694 [theme music] 853 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,631 [music continues]