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(Jesse)
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'Alright, here we go.
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Let's go, Danny.'
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- Okay.
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- 'Here we go.'
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This is for
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our Christmas card.
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Everybody look merry,
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peaceful, and joyous.
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- Okay.
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- Here we go.
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This is it.
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Everyone say
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"Christmas cheese."
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(all)
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Christmas cheese.
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[telephone ringing]
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- I'll get it.
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- No, no, no!
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- Come on. Here we go.
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- Smile.
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[theme music]
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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milk man
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the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV? ♪
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♪ How did I
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get to living here? ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Not a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba ba ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hi, merry Christmas
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and happy Hanukkah
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to all you viewers
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of Wake Up San Francisco.
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Well, I'm off
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to Colorado for the first
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annual Tanner family
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Christmas reunion.
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But through the magic
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of home video
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you're gonna see
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it all
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starting with
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our Christmas tree.
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Look, there it is..
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...unflocked
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and fire-retardant.
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And, of course,
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with the traditional
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smoke-alarm angel on top.
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♪ Outside the snow
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is falling ♪
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♪ And friends
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are calling yoo-hoo ♪
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- Yoo-hoo.
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- Yoo-hoo.
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♪ Come on it's
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lovely weather for ♪
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♪ A sleigh ride
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together with you ♪
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- And you.
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- And you.
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Thank you.
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Well, there's my
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brother-in-law, Jesse.
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Hi, how are you?
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Nice to see you again.
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Guys, say something
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to the viewers
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of Wake Up San Fransisco.
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Hey, you there on the couch.
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Dig those kooky pajamas.
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[both laughing]
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Jess, anything
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you wanna say?
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Uh,just that Danny's
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only taping this vacation
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so he can write it off
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as a tax deduction.
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Memo to me.
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Edit that out.
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Oh, careful, Jess, the red bag
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is full of
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the girls' Chrismas presents.
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- Right.
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- Joey.
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Remember to bring
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your Santa suit?
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Danny...I am psyched.
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All week long I've been
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working on my "ho, ho, ho--"
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♪ Home home on the range.. ♪♪
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Ah, here comes
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my daughter Stephanie.
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This happy little girl
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is what Christmas is all about.
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Daddy, I don't want to
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go on this dumb trip.
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Uh, Stephanie,
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camera's running.
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Try to be a little bit cuter.
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I don't wanna go on
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this dumb trip.
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Daddy, Santa Claus will
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never find me in Colorado.
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He knows I live here.
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Trust me, Steph
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He'll be there
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Christmas morning.
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Well, just to make sure..
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I drew this map
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for Santa so he can find me.
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It's got the north pole
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"You are here."
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And San Francisco.
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"Stephanie was here ."
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And Colorado,
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"Stephanie will be here..
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Christmas morning."
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And this is a bird named Tony.
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There, perfect.
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Michelle, could you
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keep a secret?
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Okay, D.J.
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Great, I've been
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dying to tell someone.
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I found out where dad hid
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all our Christmas presents.
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I just happened
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to be wandering
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through the crawlspace
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in the attic.
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Guess what?
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I'm getting my new CD player.
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Stephanie's getting
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her roller skates.
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And you are gonna be
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rolling in new toys.
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Toys!
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You promised you wouldn't
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say anything, remember?
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And here's the Tanner family
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getting ready for lift-off.
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D.J., tell us
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what's going on.
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Well, dad, I'm getting ready
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to buckle my seat belt
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and return my seat back to
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its original upright position.
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I made a sign for Santa.
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"Stephanie on board."
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Look, Michelle,
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we're gonna take a trip
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with all these nice people.
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- Say, hi, people."
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- Hi, people.
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Isn't this exciting? It's her
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first trip on an airplane.
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(all)
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'Aw.'
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoever designed
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these airline bathrooms
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was not wearing pantyhose.
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Excuse me.
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Nice hat, ma.
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You know, there are
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gonna be a lot of grandsons
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at this reunion...
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none of them mine.
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Pop, you promised you weren't
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gonna bug me about this.
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Nick, the boy's right.
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Stop pestering him
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about grandsons.
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At least, wait until
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he's married.
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Thank you.
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- By the way, when will that be?
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- Mother..
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- Hey, what are you doing here?
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- 'Hey, Beck.'
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- Hey, Becky.
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- I don't believe this.
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It's my co-host,
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Rebecca Donaldson.
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This tape is
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for our show.
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- Say something to our viewers.
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- Hi, viewers.
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I bet Danny's
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making this tape
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so he can write
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off his vacation.
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Well, I could do that
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but it would be wrong.
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Becky, I'm surprised.
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I didn't know you were
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going to Colorado.
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Maybe, I don't know,
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you and I
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could slip away and
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go skiing or something?
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Well, thank you for asking.
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But actually, I'm just
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changing planes in Denver
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because I'm going home
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to Nebraska for Christmas.
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You know, I've always
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wanted to ski in Nebraska.
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You are so cute.
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Well, gotta
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get a magazine.
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That was Jesse Katsopolis
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striking out.
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Memo to you,
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edit that out.
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Oh, hey,
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you're sitting in my seat.
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I've got 1b, child.
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No, I have 1b, adult.
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That makes three of us.
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It seems we've assigned three
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people to the same seat.
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- Silly us.
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- Well.
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I reserved that
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seat three months ago
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and that's where
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I'm going to sit.
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Well, I do have two
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openings in first class.
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Oh, I'll take one.
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No, you reserved
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that seat three months ago
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and that's where
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you're going to sit.
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How would you two girls
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like to sit in first class?
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Okay! What is first class?
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Well, it's behind that curtain.
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It's a magic land
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where people sit in seats
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as big as sofas
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and eat shrimp cocktail.
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Okay, let's get
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out of this dump!
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Did you enjoy your dinner?
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Well, the liver wasn't bad.
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You had the chicken, sir.
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In that case, it was awful.
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First class is so rad.
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We had lobster
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and ice cream sundaes.
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What did you guys have?
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We had the
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liver-in-a-chicken-suit.
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Girls, come on.
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It's the pilot's birthday
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and they're gonna cut the cake.
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(both)
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Alright.
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Rebecca's a nice girl.
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Very pretty.
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You two would make
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a wonderful couple.
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Yeah, I've tried, pop.
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She just wants to be friends.
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She's one of those girls
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that...her career comes first.
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Hey, I understand
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that girls' lib stuff
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but, uh, you gotta tell
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'em who's boss.
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- I didn't hear that.
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- Good.
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Jesse, hold up Michelle.
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I wanna get a shot of her
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little junior pilot wings.
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Okay, here we go.
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Hey, man.
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Kid, can't you see
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I'm trying to work here?
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Smile, Michelle.
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Kitty.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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- 'Oh, uh..'
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Sir, I'm really terribly sorry.
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Uh, she loves animals.
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Give me back my hair.
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Oh, it's okay, Michelle.
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Way to go, mister.
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Make a kid cry on Christmas.
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It's okay, Michelle. I'll sing
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your favorite little lullaby.
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Okay?
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♪ Tall and tan
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and young and lovely ♪
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Everyone sing.
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♪ The girl
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from Ipanema goes walking ♪
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Sing along.
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♪ And when she passes
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00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,464
each one she passes ♪
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♪ Goes "a-a-a-h" ♪♪
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Your attention, please,
338
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,220
the captain has informed me
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there's a heavy snowstorm
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00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,930
in the rocky mountain area
341
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,641
so we will be making
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00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,641
an unscheduled landing.
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- Aw.
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- What?
345
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,437
Sorry if I bummed you out.
346
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,528
Let's go, girls.
347
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Hurry up, hurry up.
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00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,364
Daddy, daddy,
349
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,364
we can't stay here!
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
351
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,534
I'm sure we won't be here long.
352
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,869
Ladies and gentlemen..
353
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,163
Due to this totally
354
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,163
incredible blizzard
355
00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:44,584
flight 411, that's us, will
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remain grounded until morning.
357
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,295
- What?
358
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,295
- What did you say?
359
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,424
So let me be the first
360
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to wish you and yours
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00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,509
a very merry Christmas.
362
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,221
I spent months
363
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,221
planning this reunion
364
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,265
and now we're gonna miss it.
365
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We're gonna spend
366
00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:01,809
Christmas in an airport?
367
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,979
I told you we never should
368
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,979
have gone on this trip.
369
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,482
Santa will never find us now.
370
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,487
[instrumental music]
371
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,832
Operator, if Santa's not listed
372
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,585
then give me
373
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,585
the number for Mrs. Claus.
374
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,880
Hello?
375
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,258
Hello?
376
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,009
How rude.
377
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,974
Somebody do something!
378
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,974
I can't get Santa on the phone.
379
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,767
He'll never find me here.
380
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,604
I'll handle this.
381
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,604
I know how to talk to kids.
382
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,355
Come here, shrimp.
383
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,358
Excuse me, uh..
384
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,944
Is your tribe sitting here?
385
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,362
Yeah. Why?
386
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,574
Well, then I'm sitting
387
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,574
wa-a-a-y over there.
388
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,994
Jesse..
389
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,413
Look at Rebecca over there.
390
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,956
She looks miserable.
391
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,791
Now's your chance.
392
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,460
Pop, what are you
393
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,460
talking about?
394
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,670
She needs comforting.
395
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:14,215
Times of crisis always
396
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:14,215
bring people together.
397
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,178
Trust me. I met your mother
398
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,178
the day Elvis got drafted.
399
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,557
Pop, that's taking advantage.
400
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,392
I.. It might work.
401
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,147
Hi, Becky, how you doing?
402
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,274
Oh, I'm doing okay, Jess.
403
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,900
It's just that
404
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,900
moving to San Francisco
405
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,777
has kind of made me homesick.
406
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,196
I was really
407
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,196
looking forward to spending
408
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,072
Christmas with my family.
409
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,368
Ten of us kids gathered
410
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,368
around a big turkey.
411
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,496
This was my year
412
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,496
for a drumstick.
413
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,164
Well, I'm sure my parents
414
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,164
would like to think of you
415
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,915
as part of my family.
416
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,210
It's been so long
417
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,210
since I've seen everyone.
418
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,004
You know, my little brother says
419
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,004
Janice has really blossomed.
420
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,131
Oh, yeah?
421
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,131
Is Janice your sister?
422
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,217
No, my cow.
423
00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,011
I'm gonna call home
424
00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,011
again. Excuse me.
425
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,598
What happened?
426
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,099
She went to call her cow.
427
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,228
Joey, where's the bag
428
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,228
with the presents?
429
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,313
I don't know.
430
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,313
It hasn't come in yet.
431
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,607
They lost the bag
432
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,607
with the presents?
433
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:16,236
- Joey, what are we gonna do?
434
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:16,236
- Maybe we should look for it?
435
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,155
You are so good under pressure.
436
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,616
And tomorrow morning when
437
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,616
you wake up, I guarantee you
438
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,661
the roller skates
439
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,661
you asked for will be here.
440
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,329
How can you be sure?
441
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,665
Rudolph, the red-nosed
442
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,665
reindeer will find you..
443
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,502
...because his nose
444
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,502
is radar.
445
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,380
All these years I thought
446
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,380
it was just a headlight.
447
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,842
Any luck finding the bag
448
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,842
with the presents?
449
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,968
Nothing yet.
450
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,512
This is horrible.
451
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,139
Daddy! Daddy! Good news.
452
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,891
D.J. explained it.
453
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,518
Santa will get here with
454
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,518
the presents because
455
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,604
Rudolph has red-nose radar.
456
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,567
Uh, Stephanie,
457
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,567
you know, red-nose radar
458
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,403
does not always work
459
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,403
in real heavy snow.
460
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,406
Are you saying
461
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,406
Santa's not coming?
462
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,700
Well, if he doesn't
463
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,700
make it here, I'm sure
464
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,368
he'll find you
465
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,368
in a couple of days.
466
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,496
But it's not the same.
467
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,496
It won't be Christmas morning.
468
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,462
Dad, what were you thinking?
469
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,462
I had her all cheered up
470
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,046
and then you
471
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,046
bum her out big time.
472
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,677
D.J., I think you're
473
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,677
old enough to hear the truth.
474
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:28,182
The airline lost our bag
475
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:28,182
with the Christmas presents.
476
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,436
What? No presents? You mean
477
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,436
they lost my new CD player?
478
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,273
How did you know you were
479
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,273
getting a CD player?
480
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,527
Did I say "CD player?"
481
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,363
Yes. That's exactly
482
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,363
what you just said.
483
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,199
Well, it doesn't matter.
484
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,199
I'm not getting it anyway.
485
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,451
Stephanie was right.
486
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,161
We should've never
487
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,161
gone on this trip.
488
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,121
This is the worst
489
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,121
Christmas ever.
490
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,502
This is not going well.
491
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,295
(Danny)
492
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,295
'Any ideas?'
493
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,511
Kitty.
494
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,933
Ho, ho, ho.
495
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,648
Santa Claus, you found me!
496
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,650
Merry Christmas.
497
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,569
(all)
498
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,569
Merry Christmas!
499
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,154
Who is that?
500
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,781
Santa claus.
501
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,284
Sit on my knee, Stephanie.
502
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,537
You know my name.
503
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,622
Well, I know
504
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,622
when you're sleeping.
505
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,832
I know when you're awake.
506
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,250
I know if you've
507
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,250
been bad or good.
508
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,419
So why are you so surprised?
509
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,464
I've tried so hard
510
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,464
to be good this year.
511
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,675
Well, I know that
512
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,675
you've been cleaning your room
513
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,259
and making your bed.
514
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,636
Hospital corners.
515
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,599
I also know that you ate
516
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,599
that last slice of cold pizza
517
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,185
that Joey
518
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,185
was saving for breakfast.
519
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,439
You do know everything.
520
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,067
I also know that
521
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,067
you've been very kind
522
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,737
to your family and friends.
523
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,198
Little girls like you make
524
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,198
the world a lot better place.
525
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,617
Come on, let's
526
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,617
go see Santa Claus.
527
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,536
Come here, little girl.
528
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,788
Ho, ho, ho, Michelle.
529
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,122
Ho, ho, Joey.
530
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,877
No, michelle, that's not Joey.
531
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,713
That's Santa Claus. See?
532
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,130
It is Joey!
533
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,676
Uh, no, no,
534
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,676
I'm, I'm Santa Claus.
535
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,263
Why, people all over the world
536
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,263
come up to me and say
537
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,099
"Aren't you Joey Gladstone?"
538
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,017
What a mean trick!
539
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,228
Oh, Stephanie, wait. Uh, um..
540
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,188
Santa can't be
541
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,188
everywhere at once.
542
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,524
So Joey is one
543
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,524
of Santa's helpers.
544
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,318
I cover all the airports.
545
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,697
No, you don't. And don't
546
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,697
try to make me feel better.
547
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,824
I'm going back
548
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,824
to my phone booth.
549
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,245
Poor kid.
550
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,038
What a rotten Christmas.
551
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,249
The presents are lost.
552
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,876
I broke Stephanie's heart.
553
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,879
The presents are lost.
554
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,633
I won't see
555
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,633
my family on Christmas..
556
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,342
...or my cow.
557
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,221
Did I mention
558
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,221
the presents are lost?
559
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,141
It's all my fault.
560
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,393
If it wasn't for me, we'd be
561
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,393
spending Christmas at home
562
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,813
instead of in
563
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,813
a baggage claim.
564
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,941
What's the matter
565
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,941
with you people?
566
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,736
The first Christmas was
567
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,736
in a manger, they did okay.
568
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,363
I mean, so what if we're stuck
569
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,363
in this crummy dump?
570
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,075
Christmas isn't about, about
571
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,075
presents or Santa Claus or cows.
572
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,621
It's about a feeling.
573
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,749
It's about, it's about people.
574
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,626
It's about us forgetting
575
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,626
about our problems
576
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,920
and reaching out
577
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,920
to help other people.
578
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,299
Christmas doesn't have
579
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,299
to happen in one certain place.
580
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,051
It happens in our hearts.
581
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,304
So, if you think about it
582
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,014
we could have Christmas
583
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,014
anywhere, I mean, even in a..
584
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,891
...even in a baggage claim.
585
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,396
D.J., what do
586
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,396
you see right there?
587
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,524
- 'Coat rack.'
588
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,524
- No.
589
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,318
I see a big,
590
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,318
beautiful Christmas tree.
591
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,612
Joseph, what
592
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,612
do you see back there?
593
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,322
Vending machines.
594
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,740
(Jesse)
595
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,740
'No.'
596
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,035
I see a Christmas dinner
597
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,035
with all the trimmings.
598
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,163
Pop, what
599
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,163
do you see back there?
600
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,165
- Conveyer belt.
601
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,165
- No.
602
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,416
I see..
603
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,336
Okay, yes,
604
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,336
that's a conveyer belt.
605
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,046
But the point
606
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,046
I'm trying to make here is
607
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,840
that we can give the kids
608
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,840
the best darn Christmas
609
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,175
they have ever had.
610
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,175
And you know why?
611
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,135
Because outside
612
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,135
the snow is falling..
613
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,599
...and friends
614
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,599
are calling yoo-hoo.
615
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,520
Come on.
616
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,689
♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
617
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,566
♪ And friends
618
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,566
are calling yoo-hoo ♪
619
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,067
- Yoo-hoo!
620
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,067
- Yoo-hoo!
621
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,986
♪ And now it's lovely weather ♪
622
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,822
♪ For a sleigh ride
623
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,822
together with you ♪
624
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,033
[indistinct singing]
625
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,334
[snoring]
626
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,599
[conveyer belt whirring]
627
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,397
Bye, daddy.
628
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,533
Michelle.
629
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,078
Come here, you little insomniac.
630
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,705
Hey, Merry Christmas.
631
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,165
Merry christmas, Michelle.
632
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,292
It's Christmas.
633
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,254
Wake up, everybody.
634
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,254
Merry Christmas.
635
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,715
It's Christmas!
636
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,383
In an airport.
637
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,135
Oh, darn!
638
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,971
- 'Merry Christmas.'
639
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,971
- 'Merry Christmas.'
640
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,974
You did a great job.
641
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,183
It really does
642
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,183
look like Christmas.
643
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,646
It doesn't even matter
644
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,646
if there are no presents.
645
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,773
- Merry Christmas, Deej.
646
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,773
- Merry Christmas.
647
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,823
(D.J.)
648
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,823
'What's that?'
649
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,075
I don't know.
650
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,075
Everybody, stand back.
651
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,827
I'll handle this.
652
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,996
Jess, could you go
653
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,996
see what that is?
654
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,918
Ah, it's okay.
655
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,918
It's only Danny.
656
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,630
Probably dreaming
657
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,630
of a white Christmas.
658
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,053
Very funny.
659
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,180
You're alright?
660
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,180
Come on.
661
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,349
- Merry Christmas, frosty.
662
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,349
- Whoa!
663
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,059
Here, I'll get you
664
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,059
some hot coffee.
665
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,020
Does anybody have quarters
666
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,020
for the machine?
667
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,023
I do, but they're frozen
668
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,023
to my thigh.
669
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,734
Thanks, Jess.
670
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,361
Come on, Danny.
671
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,361
Sit down.
672
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,696
Whoo!
673
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,119
Jesse, what do you
674
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,119
see over there?
675
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,080
I see Becky
676
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,080
by the coffee machine, dad.
677
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,125
I see a woman
678
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,125
waiting to be kissed.
679
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,878
- Under the mistletoe.
680
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,878
- Pop!
681
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,671
Come on, the first time
682
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,671
I ever kissed your mother
683
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,673
was under the mistletoe.
684
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,092
Lasted till New Year's.
685
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,928
Hey, there are two things the
686
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,928
Katsopolis men are known for.
687
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,222
Kissing and great hair.
688
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,316
Merry Christmas, Becky.
689
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,069
Oh, Merry Christmas, Jesse.
690
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,695
Listen, I want you to know
691
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,073
if I can't be
692
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,073
with my family on Christmas
693
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,824
it's really nice
694
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,824
to be with your family.
695
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,701
Well, I'm happy
696
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,701
you're with us, too.
697
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,042
And, uh..
698
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,460
...I'm, I'm also
699
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,460
happy we're just..
700
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,839
...so happen to be
701
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,839
standing under the mistletoe.
702
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,217
- You know what that means.
703
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,217
- Jesse.
704
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,343
Oh, I know, I know you
705
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,343
just wanna be friends.
706
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,138
But believe me, I hate this
707
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,138
just as much as you do.
708
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,848
But it is a Christmas law.
709
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,268
Well, I am
710
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,268
a law abiding citizen.
711
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,078
Have mercy.
712
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,247
That was great.
713
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,167
I can't wait till
714
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,167
we can do that again.
715
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,501
Next Christmas.
716
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,268
Ho! Ho! Ho!
717
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,146
Hi, Joey.
718
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,482
Hi, Steph.
719
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:02,029
Merry Christmas, everybody!
720
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,074
(All)
721
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,074
Merry Christmas.
722
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,245
Merry Christmas, Stephanie.
723
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:13,124
Wait a minute.
724
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:13,124
Are you really Santa?
725
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,792
Give it a tug.
726
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,419
Ooh!
727
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,422
It's a real beard!
728
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,258
That means, that means
729
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,593
that means you're
730
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,593
really Santa Clause.
731
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:29,723
And I want you to have
732
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:29,723
the merriest Christmas ever.
733
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,938
Oh, it's our Christmas presents.
734
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,149
Neat-o!
735
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,484
Can't believe this.
736
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,987
Thank you, Santa.
737
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,447
Hey, where'd Santa go?
738
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,912
He probably must've changed out
739
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,912
of your Santa costume.
740
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,166
[bells ringing]
741
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,917
I don't think so.
742
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,419
You guys, come here.
743
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,419
What do you make of this?
744
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,964
Look at the screen.
745
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,300
"Merry Christmas!
746
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,300
Ho ho ho!"
747
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,512
(All)
748
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,512
No!
749
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,098
I just saw
750
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,098
Santa Claus flying away.
751
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,936
- You think?
752
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,936
- I don't know what to think.
753
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,273
All I know is this turned out
754
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,273
to be a great Christmas.
755
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,483
- Let's go open the presents.
756
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,483
- Yeah!
757
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,361
- Let's go open the presents.
758
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,361
- Alright.
759
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,784
"Thanks for
760
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,784
the maps, Stephanie!"
761
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,411
You're welcome, Santa.
762
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,122
Come on, Steph,
763
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,122
we're gonna open presents
764
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,333
and sing Christmas carols.
765
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,793
♪ Deck the hall
766
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,793
with boughs of holly ♪
767
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,088
♪ Fa la la la
768
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,088
la la la la la ♪
769
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,422
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
770
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:48,344
♪ Tall and tan
771
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:48,344
and young and lovely ♪
772
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:52,139
♪ The girl from Ipanema
773
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:52,139
goes walking ♪
774
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,101
[instrumental music]
775
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,065
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
776
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,278
[theme music]