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[theme music]

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- Two more, Michelle.

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- Whoa.

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- Put it in and blow it.

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- Here goes the double.

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- That's huge, Joe.

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- Watch how I do it.

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- Now, take it up, and blow it.

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- Watch how big mine is.

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O-oh, good!,

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(Jesse)

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'Lookout! Whoa!'

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- Watch this Joey.

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- Look at all these bubbles!

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- Look at this, this one!

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- Watch, watch!

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Alright, not bad.

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(Jesse)

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'Watch.'

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(Danny)

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'Triple.'

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Watch this.

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Watch how many I can do.

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Now, boys.

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I don't mind you playing.

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But I sure hope

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you finished your homework.

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- We finished our homework.

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- Yeah.

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[theme music]

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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪

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♪ Aah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪

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♪ Evenin' tv? ♪

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♪ How did I get

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to livin' here? ♪

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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪

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♪ This whole world's

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confusin' me ♪

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♪ Clouds as mean

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as you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Ain't a bird

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who knows your tune ♪

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♪ Then a little voice

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inside you whispers ♪

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♪ Kid don't sell

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your dreams so soon ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody

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who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost

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out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪

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Okay, Michelle, daddy is gonna

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make a home video of you

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to show all the nice viewers

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of Wake Up San Francisco.

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Alright, when I say, "Action",

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you walk over to the table

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and you show everybody

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how you eat like a big girl.

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Alright, Michelle?

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Alrighty.

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Okay. Now, go to

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the table and action!

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No, no. No horsey,

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no horsey, honey.

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Sit at the table.

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The table.

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The table.

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Horsey.

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Okay, fine.

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We'll make it a western.

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Alright.

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Okay, can you say

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"Yipee-yi-o-kia?"

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No.

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Daddy, daddy. Guess what?

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I did a hundred and three

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hula-hoops at school today.

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It was awesome.

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(both)

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One, two, three, four--

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(Danny)

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'Uh, Stephanie, honey,

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I'm very happy for you'

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but right now I'm busy

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making a movie

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about your adorable

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little sister.

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Daddy, I can be adorable too.

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One, two, three,

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four, five, six.

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Stephanie...I'm very sorry

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but this tape is just about

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Michelle, I'll watch you later.

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Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure.

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Oh, sure,

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don't worry, Mr. Dryer.

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You're gonna have the

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"Sweat World Health Club" jingle

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first thing tomorrow morning

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just like we promised.

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Yes, sir. How's it coming along?

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Oh, we've got

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a barrel full of good ideas.

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Yeah, okay, yeah,

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well, I gotta, I gotta go.

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Yeah, another great idea just

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hit me. Ha, ha. Okay. Yes, sir.

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I promise.

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Tomorrow morning.. Joseph!

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...you'll have jingle magic.

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Yes, sir, b-bye-bye.

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Joseph, you are so immature.

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Sorry, Jess.

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I'm just frustrated.

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We've got to get this jingle.

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Okay, What's the problem?

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I'm a funny guy..

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Must be you.

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Joseph, this is no time

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to start turning on each other.

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Now we..we make a great team,

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man, we're the best.

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We're the brightest.

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This particular jingle's

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taking a little extra

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time because.. Well, because

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we're holding up for quality.

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Now check the trash again.

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Hey, remember this one?

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It's that rap thing we did.

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We hated that three days ago.

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Three days ago

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I wasn't down on my knees

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sifting through the garbage.

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Good point. Get up.

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- Okay.

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- Jumping, right.

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Let's try this..

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[Joey and Jesse beatboxing]

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♪ If your body's looking chubby

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your friends call you tubby ♪

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♪ And your wife's out shopping

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for a brand-new hubby ♪

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♪ Then you better stop crying

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and start pumping iron ♪

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♪ At the sweat, sweat, sweat,

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sw-sw-sw-sweat world ♪

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(both)

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Yes! Whoa!

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Alright, man. Very nice.

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- That stinks.

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- That was the worst.

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Not good.

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Guess what? I broke

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the 1st grade record.

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Watch me do 103 hulas.

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- One, two, three..

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- Steph, Steph.

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- Four, five, six, seven..

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- Steph, Steph, Steph, Steph.

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- Eight, nine, ten.

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- Steph, Steph, Steph!

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Eleven, twelve,

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thirteen...fourteen.

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Steph, tell ya what,

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we'll watch ya do it later.

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Later?

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I'm gettin' to hate that word.

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Stephanie, we're sorry,

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but your Uncle Jesse and Joey

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are under tremendous pressure.

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Guys, you gotta help me with my

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science homework, I'm desperate.

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Sorry D.J., you'll have

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to wait until later.

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Uncle Jesse and Joey

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are under tremendous pressure.

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Please, I really need your help.

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I have to build some kind of

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homemade thingy to drop an egg

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two stories without breaking it.

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- And it's due tomorrow.

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- Tomorrow?

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Your teacher only gave you one

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day to do this homemade thingy?

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Well, he gave us a

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little more than a day.

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How little more?

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Maybe a day or two or...20.

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Twenty?

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You had 20 days to do this

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and you waited till the last

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minute, young lady?

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Technically the last minute

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isn't until

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8.59 tomorrow morning.

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You gotta start thinking

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about law school.

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Guys, if I fail

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this science project

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I won't get out

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of the 6th grade.

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Oh come on, Joey, please,

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please, please, pretty please.

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Well, okay.

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Oh, sure go right

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to Mr. Softy.

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Joseph, we don't have time

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to be dropping eggs.

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Now, we gotta concentrate

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on this jingle.

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Now I'm gonna sit down right now

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and come up with a great idea.

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- Let's help the kid.

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- Great idea.

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95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100--

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Steph, look out.

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We have work to do.

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D.J., I was one hula away

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from my record!

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Sorry, Steph. But you happen

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to be hooping in my laboratory.

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Hey, what can we use

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to build this thing?

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Ah, anything around the house.

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How about a suitcase

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full of cotton?

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Rule number 26.

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"No suitcases full of cotton."

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Hey, no fair. You said you

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were too busy to play with me.

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How come you are

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playing with D.J.?

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Stephanie , we are not playing.

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This is for D.J.'s school.

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Yeah, this happens to be

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a sixth grade science project.

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Well, pin a rose on your nose.

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You're just too young

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to understand.

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I got it. I got a great idea.

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We put the egg inside nature's

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perfect shock absorber..

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...a Twinkie.

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Good thinking, Ding Dong.

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Watch and be amazed.

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Alright, let's give her a try.

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Let 'er rip.

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I'm too young for this? Sheesh!

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La, la, la.

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Okay, daddy, it's later.

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Oh, Steph, Michelle was just

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singing the cutest little song.

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I learnt a new song

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in school today.

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♪ I write the songs that

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make the whole world sing ♪

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Steph, Steph..as happy as I am

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to hear that the public schools

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are keeping that song alive

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I really have to get some

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footage of Michelle

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singing her little song.

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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You think you're so cute.

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Don't worry, be happy.

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Oh, no, you are so cute.

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♪ I've been alive forever ♪

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♪ and I wrote the

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very first song ♪

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00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:29,652
Sorry Mr. Bear,

290
00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:29,652
my heart's just not in it.

291
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,078
Anyway, you're probably more

292
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,078
interested in D.J and Michelle.

293
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:42,165
Everybody else is.

294
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:42,165
No one cares what I do.

295
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,003
- Come on, Michelle.

296
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,003
- Come on, Michelle.

297
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,838
- Come on, Michelle.

298
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,838
- You're the best, Michelle.

299
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,340
(Jesse)

300
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,340
'Go.'

301
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,093
Hi, everybody. I've just got

302
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,093
back from Mars.

303
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,137
I'm the first kid in space.

304
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,891
Oh, that's nice, honey.

305
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,891
Wipe your feet.

306
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,019
Sshh, she's ready to do it now.

307
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,019
Don't mess up her concentration.

308
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,564
Ready?

309
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,111
She did it! She blinked.

310
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,905
(all)

311
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,905
She's so cute!

312
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:20,161
Excuse me, did anybody

313
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:20,161
hear me say "I went to Mars"?

314
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,538
Steph, Steph, later.

315
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,873
Michelle, for being so cute

316
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,873
and adorable

317
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,377
and such a good blinker...

318
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,377
Joey, tell her what she's won.

319
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,171
Well, Jess, cute, adorable,

320
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,171
blinking Michelle

321
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,715
has won Stephanie's bike.

322
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,342
Hurray!

323
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,805
- My bike?

324
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,805
- My bike.

325
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,057
You get my bike for blinking?

326
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,478
I've just got back

327
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,478
from the Mars. What do I get?

328
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,645
[doorbell ringing]

329
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,355
(all)

330
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,355
Get the door.

331
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,650
Hotdog.

332
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,988
[trumpet music]

333
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,242
- For me?

334
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:59,242
- No, for me.

335
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,078
Get off my rug,

336
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,078
you little nerd bomber.

337
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,081
(all)

338
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,081
D.J.!

339
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,791
O-oh.

340
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,461
- We missed you.

341
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,461
- My first born.

342
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,296
We're so proud of you.

343
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,713
What did she do?

344
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,384
I went to the mailbox

345
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,384
and got the mail.

346
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,972
But I went to Mars.

347
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,972
Look what I learned to do.

348
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:29,189
- D.J., D.J., D.J.

349
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:29,189
- You're the best daughter.

350
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,274
Alright, now let me

351
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,274
get this straight.

352
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,733
You walked all the

353
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,733
way to the mailbox

354
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,528
and back all by yourself?

355
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,112
Talk about guts.

356
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,450
It was scary, guys.

357
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,286
There were cracks

358
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,286
in the sidewalk.

359
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,079
(all)

360
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,079
O-oh!

361
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,459
Yoo-hoo. Up here.

362
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,459
A person is flying.

363
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,045
D.J., come on. Let's go into the

364
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,045
kitchen, get your party started.

365
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,256
Patrick Swayze is in there

366
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,256
and he wants the first dance.

367
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,967
I love being first born.

368
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,970
Oh, uh...Steph,

369
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,970
as long as you're up there

370
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,848
could you, uh...dust the top

371
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,848
of the mantel?

372
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,977
How rude.

373
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,567
How very rude.

374
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,026
[knocking on door]

375
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,903
Come in.

376
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,738
Hi, chief,

377
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,738
I wanna get a picture of you

378
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,449
and your hoop

379
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,449
for my scrapbook.

380
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,704
Smile.

381
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,375
Harry, you're the only one

382
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,375
who cares about me.

383
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,168
Your family cares about you.

384
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,254
No, they don't.

385
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:38,216
D.J. is the oldest, and Michelle

386
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:38,216
is the cutest, and I'm nothing.

387
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,676
I wish I could move out

388
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,387
but I'm stuck living here

389
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,387
until I get married.

390
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,641
- Tough break.

391
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,641
- Yeah.

392
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,186
Unless...you marry me.

393
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:57,151
Marry you? I'm not even

394
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:57,151
allowed to cross a street.

395
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,153
Married people are allowed.

396
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,197
Really?

397
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,823
Okay, I'll marry you.

398
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,369
Harry, you have to propose.

399
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,082
A girl waits her whole life

400
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,082
for this moment.

401
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,003
Get down on one knee.

402
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,796
Okay, chief.

403
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,966
I can see up your nose.

404
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,763
Harry, this is supposed

405
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,763
to be romantic.

406
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,514
Sorry.

407
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,891
I can see

408
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,891
up your nose, darling.

409
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,729
Never mind.

410
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,729
We'll get married today.

411
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,897
I'll call our friends

412
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,897
and we can get a house.

413
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,485
Then we won't have to put up

414
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,485
with D.J. and Michelle anymore.

415
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,861
I'll be Stephanie Takiyama.

416
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,157
And I'll be Harry Tanner.

417
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,997
I hope our egg-drop

418
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,997
thingy works.

419
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,291
D.J, how could it fail,

420
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,291
it's quite simple.

421
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,877
You see, we simply drop the

422
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,877
tinker toy frame to the ground

423
00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,089
the elastic stretches,

424
00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,089
taking in the impact

425
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,925
allowing the egg to remain in

426
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,925
its resting place...

427
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,637
..Michelle 's bootie.

428
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,139
Alright, pal, count it down.

429
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,351
Ninety nine, 98, 97..

430
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,228
...ninety six, 95, 94--

431
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,774
Will you stop that, huh?

432
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,275
Start at five.

433
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,487
I love getting you

434
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,487
all riled up.

435
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,448
Five, four, three, two, one.

436
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,617
- 'I'll get it.'

437
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,617
- Eggs away!

438
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,334
Good hands.

439
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,796
I'd like to take this

440
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,796
opportunity to thank you all

441
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,382
so very much for..

442
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,759
...allowing me

443
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,759
to play an important part

444
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,011
in my daughter's education.

445
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,142
We're here

446
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,142
for Stephanie's wedding.

447
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,645
Which way to the backyard?

448
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,522
Through the kitchen

449
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,522
and hang a left

450
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,691
Got it. Come on, gang,

451
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,691
right through here.

452
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,276
On the double, let's go.

453
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,070
Who are all these kids?

454
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,990
Well, that's Dopey,

455
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,990
Sneezy, Blinky

456
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:12,078
Moe, Curly, Shem, Spanky

457
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:12,078
and of course

458
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,581
Father Guido Sarducci

459
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,581
as the Beaver.

460
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,293
Well, what do you say guys?

461
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,293
Back to the drawing board?

462
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,921
Sorry, D.J, we gotta get

463
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,921
back to our Sweat world jingle.

464
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,673
- Come on, Joseph.

465
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,673
- Wait, hold it.

466
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:27,093
I got it.

467
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:27,093
All we do is slow it down.

468
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,720
Oh, that's good idea.

469
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,720
We do it like a ballad.

470
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,179
Like kind of a Sinatra thing.

471
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,891
♪ Meet me down

472
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,891
at Sweat world baby ♪

473
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,268
♪ Dooby-doo uh scooby ♪

474
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,980
Will you stop that, huh?

475
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,778
Not the jingle, the egg.

476
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,654
We slow it down

477
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,654
with a parachute.

478
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,615
Oh, yes! I'll try anything.

479
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,867
Let's go get a handkerchief.

480
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,036
Our careers are over, but we're

481
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,036
gonna pass 6th grade science.

482
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,371
Wait up.

483
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,837
Come on, Harry, let's get

484
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,837
this show on the road.

485
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,089
Are you sure you know

486
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,089
how to marry people?

487
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,174
My dad's a minister.

488
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,219
He's dragged me

489
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,219
to hundreds of these.

490
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,515
Music.

491
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,226
[air horns playing]

492
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:38,414
Dearly beloved, we are gathered

493
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:38,414
here today to join

494
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,794
Stephanie and Harry

495
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,794
in holy matress money.

496
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,757
Harry, do you take Stephanie?

497
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,759
I'll take her anywhere.

498
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:53,262
After we're married,

499
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:53,262
we can cross the street.

500
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:57,141
No, no, what he means is do you

501
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:57,141
promise to pay lots of attention

502
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,771
to me no matter what D.J. does

503
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,771
or how cute Michelle is?

504
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,358
Yeah, why not?

505
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,402
Now its time

506
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,402
for the wedding bows.

507
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,829
Now say I do.

508
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:21,833
- I do.

509
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:21,833
- I do too.

510
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,251
May I have the ring please?

511
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,962
Wait.

512
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,800
- Did you get a ring?

513
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,800
- Better.

514
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,928
I got a stick-on

515
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,928
tattoo of Scooby-Doo.

516
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,138
Lick your hand.

517
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,935
It's beautiful.

518
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,479
(all)

519
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,479
Ooh!

520
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,648
Stephanie and Harry

521
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:49,193
I now announce you man and wife.

522
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,528
You may kiss the bride.

523
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,698
(both)

524
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,698
Eww.

525
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,745
If you don't kiss,

526
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,745
you're not really married.

527
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,047
He's not a bad kisser.

528
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,509
- Are you ready?

529
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,509
- All set.

530
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,928
Jess, I think we got it.

531
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,430
Hanky parachute,

532
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,430
double Twinkie landing craft..

533
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,182
Now, Mr. Wizard,

534
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,182
we do have the technology.

535
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,768
Deej, let her rip.

536
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,519
Eggs Away take 2!

537
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,025
Yeah, alright!

538
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,401
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

539
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,861
Alright, you're welcome.

540
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,195
Now, Joseph and I

541
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,195
have to get back

542
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,572
to our jingle for Sweat world.

543
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,156
Thank you, D.J.

544
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,826
You guys are geniuses.

545
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,453
Well, you know what Edison said

546
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,999
"Genius is 1% inspiration

547
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,999
and 99% perspiration."

548
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,419
What's that supposed to mean?

549
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,630
Means if you don't sweat it

550
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,630
you don't get it.

551
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,469
(both)

552
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,469
If you don't sweat it,

553
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,469
you don't get it.

554
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,680
That's it, Joseph. Alright, ah,

555
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,680
ah, lets put it with the music.

556
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:03,059
♪ If you don't sweat it

557
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:03,059
you don't get it ♪

558
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,685
♪ For the bod they'll admire ♪

559
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,229
♪ You got to perspire

560
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,229
down at the sweat world ♪

561
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,857
- Hey, come on in.

562
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,857
- And get pumped.

563
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,152
That's it! Let's go.

564
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,737
♪ If you don't sweat it ♪

565
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,115
- It's a good melody.

566
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,115
- Come on, honey.

567
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,574
Oh, come on.

568
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,951
Go around, go around.

569
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,167
Come here, you cutie.

570
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,588
People, I would like to make

571
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,588
a very important announcement.

572
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,799
I was married this afternoon.

573
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,468
Pardon me?

574
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,886
Hi, dad.

575
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,516
Well, don't you two make

576
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,516
a cute little bride and groom.

577
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,935
You could stand on top

578
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,935
of your own wedding cake.

579
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,315
Well, good bye, everyone.

580
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,315
It's been a great six years.

581
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,484
Harry, let's go house-hunting.

582
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,112
No, I have to go home.

583
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,112
Bye, Steph.

584
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,489
Bye, Pop.

585
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,617
Wait, wait.

586
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,617
You can't walk out on me.

587
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,244
Yes, I can.

588
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,244
Tonight's meatloaf night.

589
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,086
Great. Nobody wants me.

590
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,132
Steph? What do you mean

591
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,132
"Nobody wants you?"

592
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,925
Your family wants you.

593
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,677
Some family.

594
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,180
You didn't even care that

595
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,180
I broke the hula-hoop record

596
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,682
or went to Mars.

597
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,225
You went to Mars?

598
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,146
Maybe, we have been

599
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,146
a tad preoccupied.

600
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,275
Kiddo, we're, uh, we're sorry

601
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,275
if we ignored you.

602
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,111
We didn't mean to.

603
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,280
I think we were just little

604
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,280
caught up in what we were doing.

605
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,659
Well, now my science project's

606
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,659
done I can watch you hula hoop.

607
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,995
Forget it. It doesn't matter.

608
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,454
You're always gonna

609
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,454
be the oldest

610
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,165
and Michelle's always

611
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,165
gonna be the baby

612
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,459
and I'm always gonna be stuck

613
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,459
in the middle.

614
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,754
Hold it, Goldilocks.

615
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:58,298
See what I mean. I'm stuck

616
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:58,298
in the middle again!

617
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,427
- Stephanie.

618
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,427
- Sit down.

619
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,097
I understand

620
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,097
how you're feeling.

621
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,182
But there's another way

622
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,182
to look at this.

623
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,060
There's a lot of special things

624
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,060
about being in the middle.

625
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,937
Yeah, your pop's right.

626
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,272
Uh, take a bologna sandwich

627
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,272
for instance.

628
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,775
What's the best part

629
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,775
of a bologna sandwich?

630
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,151
The bologna.

631
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,946
- And where is the bologna?

632
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,946
- In the middle.

633
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,447
Bingo. Alright.

634
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,865
And, uh, Oreo cookie.

635
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,658
What's the best part

636
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,658
of an Oreo cookie?

637
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,827
Chocolate milk you dunk it in.

638
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,747
Come on, Steph. You know where

639
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,747
I'm going with this.

640
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,666
I know.

641
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,666
The cream is the best part.

642
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:40,466
Yes, Joseph. The cream.

643
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:40,466
And where is the cream?

644
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,509
In the middle.

645
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,098
Don't help.

646
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,098
It's in the..

647
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,516
- Middle.

648
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,516
- Right.

649
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,853
Steph, what all this bologna

650
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,853
and cookie talk is getting to is

651
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,565
every position in a family

652
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:56,565
is special in its own way.

653
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,277
Yeah, you're the only one in

654
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,277
the family who has a big sister

655
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319
and a little sister.

656
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,405
That's true. What else you got?

657
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,826
Well, another good thing about

658
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,826
the being middle child is

659
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,369
a lot of the mistakes

660
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,369
we made raising D.J.

661
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,871
we won't have to make on you.

662
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,040
I'm getting depressed.

663
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,959
So far, I'm the soggy part

664
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,959
of the sandwich

665
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,586
and the throwaway part

666
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,586
of the cookie.

667
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,713
I like that.

668
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,926
Stephanie, come here.

669
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:28,472
You have to realize

670
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:28,472
that sometimes your sisters

671
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,432
are gonna need our attention.

672
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,186
But if you ever feel that you're

673
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,186
not getting your fair share

674
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,938
I want you to come

675
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,938
and tell us about it.

676
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,065
Really? I can do that?

677
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,608
You better.

678
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,401
Every time I get

679
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,401
a little busy with something

680
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,696
I don't want you to run off

681
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,696
and get married.

682
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,364
Me neither.

683
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,617
I don't know about

684
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,617
this husband thing.

685
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,578
One whiff of their mom's

686
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,578
meatloaf and they are gone.

687
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,916
Come here, you beautiful bride.

688
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,211
Me next.

689
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,258
Okay, Lay one on your Uncle J,

690
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,258
you know how it's done.

691
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,844
Alright.

692
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,264
Oh, well, come on.

693
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,475
Hug.

694
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:21,817
You know, I think this home

695
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:21,817
video would be so much better

696
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,903
if it had all three of my girls.

697
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,031
Let me see, you want to sing

698
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,031
"I write the songs"

699
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,407
or go for the hula-hoop record?

700
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,702
Daddy, I can do both.

701
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,663
(all)

702
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,663
Ooh!

703
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:40,211
♪ I write song that makes

704
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:40,211
the whole world sing ♪

705
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:45,007
♪ I write the songs of love

706
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:45,007
and special things ♪

707
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:49,678
♪ I write the songs that make

708
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:49,678
the young girls cry ♪

709
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:56,060
♪ I'm music

710
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:56,060
and I write the songs ♪

711
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,478
[instrumental music]

712
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,400
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪

713
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,029
[theme music]