[instrumental music]
What are you doing
with your hands?
Now someday, you're gonna be
invited to the White House
to eat fruit cocktail
with The President.
And if you eat with your
fingers, there's a good chance
you're gonna gross out
the commander-in-chief.
Now, you eat
with a spoon, alright?
No, thank you.
No, thank you?
Michelle, grab
that spoon and eat.
Okay.
But you're on your own
when the soup comes,
young lady.
I see you.
I see that you're sneaking
on with your hands.
I see you!
[Jesse Frederick singing
"Everywhere You Look"]
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪
♪ Ahh ♪
♪ Whatever happened
to predictability ♪
♪ The milk man
the paper boy evenin' TV ♪
♪ How did I get to living here ♪
♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
♪ This old world's
confusing me ♪
♪ Clouds as mean
as you ever seen ♪
♪ Ain't a bird
who knows your tune ♪
♪ Then a little voice
inside you whispers ♪
♪ Kid don't sell
your dreams so soon ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a place ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out there
and you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting
to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪
♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪
[instrumental music]
And here's a valentine
for my teacher.
Okay.
Tongue out.
(Joey)
'Thank you.'
Hurry up, Steph.
Michelle's dryin' up.
What I do about
Wendell Berman's valentine?
I can't sign love, Stephanie
to someone
who has his fingers
in his nose all day.
Well, why don't you just put
from Stephanie to Wendell
and just throw in
a little piece of Kleenex.
- Good thinking.
- 'Mm-hmm.'
♪ My funny valentine ♪♪
- Happy Valentine's day, girls.
- Happy Valentine's day.
Joey, you like these earrings?
Oh, Jess,
they are beautiful.
I'll get my ears
pierced tomorrow.
They're not for you, huh.
They're for Becky. It's our very
first Valentine's.
It's all part of
my Valentine's dream night.
[laughs]
Check these out, girls.
(together)
Ooh!
- Uncle Jesse?
- 'Hmm?'
Are you in love?
Well, Becky and I, well,
let me see, how do I say this.
But, the two of, if you..
Okay, if you see
both of us together..
He's babbling.
- It's love.
- Hmm.
Happy Valentine's Day, girls.
Alright, dad.
Fashion Central.
You got my
royal blue sweater.
I don't know anything about
a royal blue sweater.
Guys, know anything about
a royal blue sweater?
- Nope. Nothing.
- No way.
Yes, you do. I started hinting
for it the day after Christmas.
Could we please open our
presents right now?
Pretty please?
Oh, no. The triple leg hug
pretty please.
(together)
Happy Valentine's Day!
Well, these are from
all of us.
D .J., this is for you
and Steph, this is for you.
And come here, Michelle,
this one's for you.
Alright.
Ooh. A gold heart.
It's so pretty. Thank you.
Yeah, well, look. It's a locket.
Look, you open it up
and there's pictures inside.
Who are these people?
They're Bill and Mary,
the people who come
with every new
picture frame and wallet.
And now the moment,
we've all been waiting for.
Well, I've been waiting for.
Oh, thank you
for my royal blue socks.
Well, won't those
royal blue socks
go fabulous with
your new royal blue sweater?
Oh, my God! Thank you,
thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- I told you.
Thank you, daddy.
No, no. no, Michelle.
No, there's more.
No, keep digging.
You know, this would make
a great dress
if I put a belt on it.
I'm gonna belt you,
you little nerd bomber.
- Take it off right now.
- Hey, D.J., be cool.
No, look, she's
stretching it out.
You don't have to yell at me.
I've got ears.
But you've got nothing between
them, you little chicken wing.
Oh, yeah? Well,
if I'm a chicken wing
then you're a double-decker
lame-oid chicken sandwich.
Come on. You're lucky
to have a sister.
Now, say something nice
about each other.
Okay.
Stephanie, you have
a wonderful big sister.
And, D.J., you have an even
more wonderful little sister.
Yes, I do.
Her name's Michelle.
Huh!
Dad, is it okay, if I wear
my new sweater to school?
Sure, honey,
but take good care of it.
I will.
Help!
Let's help her open
it before she outgrows it.
Here, come on . Rip that off.
What is it?
Here we go.
- 'Whoa!'
Happy Valentine's Day, Michelle.
Thank you.
I say, next year,
we just get the kid a box.
And, Mr. Bear, this one's
from Jason Fleming.
And this one's from
Jason Greenblatt.
And this one's
from Jason Yamagato.
And this one's
from Wendell Berman.
D.J., what's wrong?
Don't ask.
It's too late.
I already asked.
Hey, where's
your new sweater?
Right here.
And here.
What happened?
Did it blow up?
I was so stupid.
I was playing soccer at recess
and I took my sweater off
so it wouldn't get all sweaty.
Next thing I know, the gardener
drives his stupid lawn mower
right over my sweater.
Daddy is gonna freak out.
Not if my plan works.
Have no fear.
Kimmy Gibbler's here.
If she's part of your plan,
you need a new plan.
No, I need a new sweater.
My plan is to go back
to the store and buy one.
Here's $11.80.
It's all the money I have.
Oh, Kimmy, you're the best
friend in the whole world.
Okay, here's the other $5.
Well, I have $27 in my
I gotta get a car the day
I turn 16 fund.
You can have all the money
in my piggy bank too.
Great.
Just turn around
and shut your eyes.
It's in my
secret hiding place.
Steph, we're in a hurry,
just get it
out of the toy chest
and let's go.
That is the old
secret hiding place.
I don't keep it
there anymore.
Just turn around
and shut your eyes.
[instrumental music]
Uh, thanks for the ride, Joey.
We'll be done
in about ten minutes.
Okay, I'm gonna go down to the
one-hour photo store and watch
people's vacations
go by. Bye, girls.
(together)
Bye.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, it's so pretty.
It's so perfect.
It's all in one piece.
It's so..
$80?
Hi! May I help you, girls?
Uh, yes.
By any chance, would this
sweater be going on sale soon?
Like in the next ten minutes?
No, I'm sorry.
Well, we only have $43.80.
Plus..
...322 pennies in cash.
I'm sorry,
you're a little short.
I can't help it.
I'm only six.
That's it.
I'm gonna have to tell Joey,
Uncle Jesse and Dad
that I turned their beautiful
Valentine's Day present
into $80 worth
of royal blue dishrags.
That's too bad.
But as long as we're here,
let's try stuff on.
Hmm.
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- Yes?
Is this sign true?
I can buy something now
and pay for it later?
Why, yes. People buy now
and pay later all the time.
It's called credit.
Hear that, Mr. Bear?
I can buy D.J. the sweater now
and when I save up enough money,
I can pay for it later.
Come on, Steph.
Let's go find Joey.
[buzzer beeping]
'Oh, excuse me, ma'am'
I need to look inside your bag.
I hate shoplifters.
They drive up
the prices for everyone.
- Thanks for the ride, Joey.
- You're welcome.
You know, girls, I'm still
amazed the three of you went
into a mall for 20 minutes and
not one of you bought a thing.
We were practicing
our browsing.
You know, Kimmy, one day
you gonna make some
lucky young man very...confused.
Great. How am I gonna tell
everybody about the sweater?
You don't have to.
Ta-da!
Stephanie, how did you pay
for that sweater?
I didn't have to.
The lady said,
I could buy now and pay later.
So I took it for you.
You're welcome.
Oh, Stephanie.
What's wrong?
You ripped it off.
No. I didn't.
It's wrong to steal.
Look, Stephanie, I know
you were trying to help me.
But you took the sweater
without paying.
That's called credit.
Well, if you don't have a credit
card, it's called shop lifting.
It is?
I gotta get out of here.
If the police ever
connect me with this crime
I might be banned
from the mall forever.
I'm a criminal?
I broke the law?
D.J., I'm scared.
I don't wanna go to jail.
[instrumental music]
Am I gonna go to prison?
Steph, don't panic,
you're not gonna go to jail.
Look, all we have to do is
return this sweater tomorrow.
Everything will be just fine.
Just calm down.
I feel much better.
[knock on door]
Let's go valentines.
We've got a date tonight.
Oh, D.J.,
wear your new sweater.
I can't wait to see
how it looks on you.
Now what do we do?
Well, if I wear the stolen
sweater to dinner
and return it tomorrow
at least I won't ruin
everyone's Valentine's Day.
I'd ruin tomorrow instead.
You have such a good heart.
Now, all I have to do is get
this plastic alarm thingy off.
It won't come off.
That's alright.
I think it looks nice.
There's gotta be a way
to hide it.
Come on, girls let's go.
Ahoy, land lubber.
I'm setting sail for me
Valentine costume party.
Does you have any
spinach in a can?
This frozen stuff
shivers me timbers.
A-gah-gah-gah!
I thought you were to go as
a famous romantic couple.
What happened to Cheryl?
Oh, Olive Oyl.
It's your Romeo.
Oh, hi, Popeye.
No, wait, Cheryl. It's more
like, oh, Popeye. My hero.
Oh, Popeye. My hero!
Huh, we'll work on it.
Well, I'll work on my voice
and you work on these muscles.
And she's got a little
smart mouth on her.
You know, it's gonna be..
Alright, now where's
that little Swee'Pea?
Oh, Swee'Pea.
Oh, Michelle, come here.
Oh, that's how you looked
the day you were born.
Oh, gosh, how adorable.
Hi, Popeye.
Here you go.
Danny, I wish you
was comin' with me.
Now that I takes
a good looks at you
you're built more like
Olive Oyl than Cheryl is.
Come on, Olive, let's go
before me forearms explode.
A-gah-gah-gah!
[scatting]
Come on girls let's go.
Danny, your dates are ready.
Girls, why are your sweaters
rolled up on the side?
Uh, it's the latest style.
Pretty cool, huh?
Try it, daddy.
Hey, if anyone's ready
to take a fashion risk
it's your rad dad.
Oh, bless you.
Jesse took me on a hayride
through the streets
of San Francisco.
It was so romantic.
The stars twinkling
the city lights shining,
[sneezing]
Jesse sneezing.
A little allergy to the hay.
Well, we're off
to see "Roger Rabbit."
For the fifth time.
Come on, girls.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, girls. Have fun.
- You too.
- Danny, what, uh..
What's with the sweater?
It's the latest style, dude.
Yeah. There's a look
I don't wanna know better.
Boy, you really
went all out tonight.
Oh, you ain't seen
nothing yet, kid.
First, a little
language of love.
Some musica.
Next, some fire to heat up
the evening a little.
As if we needed it.
- Oh.
- Ooh.
And now, a little toast.
Here we are.
To my valentine.
To finding each other.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Becky, I have a little
something for ya.
That's not it.
- I hope you like them.
- Oh.
And I hope you like this.
Ooh.
Oh, Jesse, sapphire earrings.
They're beautiful.
Whoa!
A genuine Elvis spoon.
Thank you.
I had no idea that
you were gonna be extravagant.
- I mean, if I'd known--
- I love it, it's great, man.
It's gonna go perfect with
my Elvis cheese grater.
- I've gotta try these on.
- Alright.
Let's see how they look.
Alright.
They're beautiful. Thank you.
You know, Becky, uh, I'm glad
you made me wait four months
before I got to go out
with you, you know?
It gave us a chance
to know each other
without all
the pressures of dating.
I don't know. I-I really feel
like your friend.
You're different. You're, uh..
You're interesting.
You're honest, open.
I mean, those qualities
are hard to find.
Trust me, I've looked.
Listen to me,
I'm rambling on here.
What I'm trying to say is..
I've always had trouble
making commitments in the past.
And I think maybe
it's time that--
- Jesse, I know--
- No, I know. I know.
A lot of guys could
say that to you, but..
I'm gonna show you
that I really mean it.
You see this? This is my
little black book.
Well, actually, they were out
of black the day I got it.
But the point is I'm not gonna
need these phone numbers anymore
because I wanna be with you
every weekend.
So goodbye, ladies.
Well, actually,
not every weekend.
I have a date this Saturday.
You have a date?
Well, we never talked about
not seeing other people.
You have a date?
Ugh.
Okay.
Fine.
I can get a date
for Saturday night too.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, Becky, what am I doing?
I don't wanna play games.
I just wanna be with you.
Jesse, I wanna be with
you too.
But I-I feel like things
are moving too fast for me.
Can't you just give me
a little more time?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna blow this.
I'll wait for you.
Well, you don't
have to wait alone.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Whoa.
No, I thought we were
gonna take this slow.
Okay.
Then let's do this slow.
Have mercy.
[instrumental music]
Okay.
We walk in, put the sweater
back you stole
and walk out.
Now, just act casual.
♪ Do du do do.. ♪
What are you doing?
Acting casual.
Just act regular.
Hold it, young lady.
Do you have a receipt
for this sweater?
No, ma'am,
I don't have a receipt.
I'm a shoplifter.
You're gonna laugh when
I explain this story to you.
Well, see, my cute
little baby sister..
See how cute?
Well, see, she thought
that "buy now, pay later"
meant that you could come back
and pay later for it.
Little kids.
Do you girls realize that
shoplifting is a serious crime?
(together)
Yes.
I'm going have to call
your parents.
Could you ask to speak to Joey?
Come on, here.
You alright, girls?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, dad.
- Hi. Are you their father?
- I certainly am.
How dare you accuse these sweet,
innocent girls of shoplifting?
Dad, it was--
I'll have you know that
little Stephanie
here was
Honeybee of the Month.
Don't you people have anything
better to do
than harass my perfect
little nieces?
Uncle Jesse,
I stole the sweater.
Not everyone's perfect.
She stole the sweater for me
because I ruined
the one you gave me.
When I first came in here,
did I throw a little hissy fit?
You know, that
is so unlike him.
Dad, I'm really sorry.
I'm sorrier.
I'm just in shock
because I raised my daughters
to know the difference
between right and wrong.
My hat.
Home, Joey.
We'll be paying cash
for the hat.
You guys are very lucky that
nobody is pressing charges.
You're not kidding. They
almost sent me up the stream.
That's up the river.
Hey, I'm new at this.
Girls, I really like that
you tried to help each other.
But why didn't you come to me
when you were in trouble?
Because I thought
I could handle things on my own.
D.J., you always think that.
But to be honest, you're much
better at getting into trouble
than you're at
getting out of it.
Well, is there any way
to practice getting out
without getting in?
Well, no.
But once you get in,
you have to come to me
or Uncle Jesse or Joey
and let us help you.
Because no matter what happens,
we're always on your side.
Thanks, Dad.
I love you.
Yeah, thanks, Daddy.
Maybe you can help us
fix D.J.'s sweater.
I'll sure give it a try.
This was an $80 sweater.
But what's really
important here is
that we all learned
a good lesson.
(Danny)
'Eighty dollars?'
Well, you little chicken wing,
thanks for trying to help me.
Hey, you're my sister
and you were in trouble.
Somebody had to do something.
I want you to know
if you're ever in trouble
you can always count on me.
Thanks. Sisters forever?
Sisters forever.
So does this mean I can
play with your toys
and borrow your CDs
and clothes anytime I want?
Not a chance.
Hey, there was never gonna
be a better time to ask.
Okay, one thing.
[instrumental music]
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪♪
[theme music]