1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:01,710 [theme music] 2 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:11,470 - Can I help you? 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:11,470 - Stephy play horsey? 4 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:13,889 Stephy's very busy. 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,851 Stephy doesn't 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,851 wanna play horsey. 7 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,728 Yes, she does. 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,396 No, she doesn't. 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,231 Yes, she does. 10 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,275 No, she doesn't. 11 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,362 Yes, she does. 12 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,238 Okay, let's play horsey. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,949 Yay! 14 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,368 How could I fall 15 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,368 for the old crying routine? 16 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,787 I invented it. 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,999 [theme music] 18 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:53,136 ♪ What ever happened 19 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:53,136 to predictability ♪ 20 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,472 ♪ The milkman 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,472 the paperboy ♪ 22 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,182 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 23 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,934 ♪ How did I get 24 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,934 to livin' here ♪ 25 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,061 ♪ Somebody tell me 26 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,061 please ♪ 27 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:06,775 ♪ This old world's 28 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:06,775 confusin' me ♪ 29 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:10,320 ♪ Clouds as mean 30 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:10,320 as you've ever seen ♪ 31 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:14,115 ♪ Ain't a bird 32 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:14,115 that knows your tune ♪ 33 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:19,079 ♪ Then a little voice 34 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:19,079 inside you whispers ♪ 35 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,166 ♪ Kid don't sell 36 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,166 your dreams so soon ♪ 37 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,880 ♪ Everywhere you look 38 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,880 Everywhere you go ♪ 39 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,215 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 40 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,760 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 41 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,930 ♪ Everywhere you look 42 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,930 Everywhere you go ♪ 43 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,472 ♪ There's a face ♪ 44 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,392 ♪ Of somebody 45 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,392 who needs you ♪ 46 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,562 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 47 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,439 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 48 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,190 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 49 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:52,529 ♪ A light is waitin' 50 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:52,529 to carry you home ♪ 51 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,615 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 52 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,911 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪ 53 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,640 [snoring] 54 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,273 [music box music] 55 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:35,948 'Michelle.' 56 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,787 [imitates guitar] 57 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,873 ♪ They say it's your birthday ♪ 58 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,293 ♪ I'm gonna have 59 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,293 a good time ♪ 60 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,212 ♪ Today is your birthday ♪ 61 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,882 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 62 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,425 Make a wish. 63 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,845 [cheering] 64 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,845 Yay! 65 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,346 Aw, thank you. 66 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:03,684 Look at this. 67 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:03,684 A guitar-shaped waffle. 68 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,352 Guys, you didn't 69 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,352 have to do this. 70 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,229 My birthday's no big deal. 71 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,273 There are presents, 72 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,273 aren't there? 73 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,276 - That's from me. 74 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,276 - And me. 75 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,112 And me. 76 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:18,991 "Happy Birthday, Jesse. 77 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:18,991 The world's greatest uncle." 78 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,117 Aw! 79 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,702 I signed it, 80 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,702 Stephanie signed it 81 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,121 and Michelle stepped on some 82 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,121 paint and walked on it. 83 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,914 [laughing] 84 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,000 We made it because 85 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,000 we love you so much. 86 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,919 Well, this is the best present 87 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,919 a guy could ever get. 88 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,839 - Thank you, girls. 89 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,839 - You're welcome. 90 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,632 Okay. 91 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,632 Happy birthday, Jesse. 92 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,592 What do I got? What did I get? 93 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,592 What did I get? 94 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,306 An appointment book. 95 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,020 Outrageous. 96 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,438 Well, now you can be 97 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,438 as organized as me. 98 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,566 You see, I even started 99 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,566 filling it out. 100 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,609 Your things to do today. 101 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,320 "Thing number one. 102 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,320 Pretend you like this gift." 103 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,198 Aw. 104 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,198 No. I love it. 105 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,158 This is the best appointment 106 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,158 book that I've ever received. 107 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,826 Well, here you go, partner. 108 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,578 Hey, give me that. 109 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,578 Give me that. 110 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,496 What'd I get? 111 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,496 Whoa! 112 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:09,624 An Elvis watch. 113 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:09,624 Look at this. 114 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,959 The right hand points 115 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,959 to the hours 116 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,460 and left 117 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,460 to the minutes. 118 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,755 And look, his hips 119 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,755 tick off the seconds. 120 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,924 [imitating Elvis] 121 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,924 Tick, baby. Tock, baby. 122 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,467 Tick, baby. Tock, baby. 123 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,553 Ooh, time to buy a Cadillac. 124 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,307 So, old timer, how does it 125 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,307 feel to be 26? 126 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,229 Ooh, it feels great, folks. 127 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,229 This is my year, man. 128 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,521 I've got a great family. 129 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,857 Finally got 130 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,857 a perfect girlfriend. 131 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,401 Our advertising stuff's 132 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,401 going well. 133 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,653 I think this is the year 134 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,653 my band's gonna make it. 135 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,321 You guys comin' to see 136 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,321 the band tonight, right? 137 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,907 - Oh, yeah. 138 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,907 - Definitely. Wouldn't miss it. 139 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,033 - Alright. 140 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,033 - Okay, girls. 141 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,576 Let's get dressed 142 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,576 for school. 143 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,122 We have to go to school 144 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,122 on Uncle Jesse's birthday? 145 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,457 Don't worry, I'm sure there'll 146 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,457 be some kind of assembly program 147 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,833 in his honor. 148 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,671 Oh, Uncle Jesse, don't forget 149 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,671 our soccer game at 3:30. 150 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,049 Deej, I'm the coach. 151 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,049 I'm there for you, babe. 152 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,593 Without me you got 153 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,593 no strategy, no motivation. 154 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,719 No ride. 155 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,263 Get out. 156 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,391 My birthday. 157 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,852 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 158 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,353 Get back here, 159 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,353 you little gift-grabber. 160 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,564 Give me that loot. 161 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,401 - Happy birthday. 162 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,401 - Thanks. 163 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,695 Here, keep 164 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,695 the appointment book. 165 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,363 No, thank you. 166 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,998 [guitar music] 167 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,373 Hey, Jess, listen to this. 168 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,917 I think I finally came up 169 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,917 with the lyrics 170 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,004 to this credit dentist jingle. 171 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,547 ♪ If you need a root canal 172 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,547 you don't have any money pal ♪ 173 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,884 ♪ Relax don't sweat it 174 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,884 Dr. Lennox gives you credit ♪♪ 175 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,805 Dr. Lennox. 176 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,805 America's top credit dentist. 177 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,515 And now climbing the charts 178 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,685 the music 179 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,685 to this wonderful jingle. 180 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,646 [guitar music] 181 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,443 That sounds like 182 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:00,443 a dentist's drill. 183 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,779 Sorry, Joseph, I was working on 184 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,779 something for the gig tonight. 185 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,364 Don't worry. 186 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,364 I'm there for you, babe. 187 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,952 Okay, guys. 188 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,952 I've got some news. 189 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,164 Jesse, you get out 190 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,164 your new appointment book. 191 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:16,835 Write down 7:30 tonight, 192 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:16,835 Sam Battersby, Smash Club. 193 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,796 Sam Battersby, the music critic 194 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,796 from the San Francisco Mirror? 195 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,589 - That Sam Battersby? 196 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,589 - You bet. 197 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,467 He was in the studio today doing 198 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,467 a segment on the club scene 199 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,012 and I talked him into coming 200 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,012 to hear your band tonight. 201 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,722 Dan, I've been tryin' to get 202 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,722 this to review for us forever. 203 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,265 - How'd you do it? 204 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,265 - Well.. 205 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,267 I just used 206 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,267 my wit, my charm 207 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,103 and my two Giants tickets. 208 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,648 Danny, you're 209 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,648 the greatest brother-in-law. 210 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,650 Jesse, you're hugging me. 211 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,777 I've been living 212 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,777 in this house too long. 213 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:49,701 Next thing you know, you'll be 214 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:49,701 filling that appointment book. 215 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,870 Uh-oh. 216 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,039 Oh, what's the matter, 217 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,039 Michelle? 218 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,874 Where's Jack? 219 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,418 Jack's in the box. 220 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,880 Jack, come out. 221 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,506 Please. 222 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,967 Let me see that. 223 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,262 Alright, Jack, 224 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,262 Michelle and I are 225 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,472 outside and we got you 226 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,472 surrounded. 227 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:15,352 You come out now, or we're 228 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:15,352 coming in after you, sweetheart. 229 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,021 Jess, come on. 230 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,898 - It's already 3:20. 231 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,898 - 3:20? 232 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,150 Joseph, I gotta go down 233 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,150 and coach DJ's soccer game. 234 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,403 I'm sorry. We'll finish 235 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,403 when I get back. 236 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,904 Jess. 237 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,322 I'm sorry, Joey. 238 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,324 I realize it looks like 239 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,324 I'm runnin' out on you 240 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,659 but, Joseph, I would 241 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,659 never do that to you. 242 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,578 And I'll tell you why 243 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,578 when I get back. 244 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,959 Ha! You'll never get 245 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,959 the ball past me. 246 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,961 Look, Kimmy, 247 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,961 jeans on sale. 248 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,963 Where? 249 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,506 Yes! Tanner scores a goal. 250 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,675 Don't ever make a jokes 251 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,675 about a sale! 252 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,719 That's so cruel! 253 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,430 Alright, come on, girls. 254 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,430 Go, go, go. 255 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,349 We've got a tough game today. 256 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,349 Let's go. Come on, come on. 257 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,352 - Uncle Jesse! Uncle Jesse! 258 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,352 - Stephanie! Stephanie! 259 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,853 Tomorrow's 260 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,853 my school bake sale. 261 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,315 Will you bake 100 262 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,315 of your special cookies? 263 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,276 Please, please, pretty please? 264 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,276 With chocolate chips on top? 265 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:08,989 With chocolate chips on top? 266 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:08,989 How could I turn it down? 267 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,657 You really can't. 268 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,659 Let's go. 269 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,954 He'll bake your cookies later, 270 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,954 you little chicken wing. 271 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:16,997 Oh, yeah? 272 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,539 Well, if I'm a chicken wing 273 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,834 then you're a can 274 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,834 of chicken noodle soup. 275 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,796 You have the brain 276 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,796 of a paramecium. 277 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,382 Maybe I have the brains 278 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,382 of a paramecium 279 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,218 but you only have the brain 280 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,218 of one mecium. 281 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,140 Ha ha ha! 282 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,396 There really is no way 283 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,396 to beat her, is there? 284 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,064 No, not really. 285 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,651 Let's go, girls. 286 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,651 Come on, look alive now. 287 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,284 Mr. Bear, while Uncle Jesse's 288 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,284 baking cookies for the bake sale 289 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,411 you'd better let me 290 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,411 lick the bowl. 291 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,664 You've put on 292 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,664 a couple of pounds. 293 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,751 ♪ Nana hey hey hey 294 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,751 Goodbye ♪♪ 295 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,670 - Yeah! 296 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,670 - Whoo! 297 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,007 We creamed 298 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,007 those nerd-bombers. 299 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,844 And now, on your mark, 300 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,844 get set, bake cookies! 301 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,181 Alright, 302 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,181 I'm there for you, babe. 303 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,265 - Hi, everybody. 304 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,265 - 'Hi.' 305 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,310 - Happy 26th. 306 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,310 - Thank you. 307 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,980 Twenty-six? Wow. 308 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,980 That's more than halfway to 50. 309 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,774 It's all downhill from here. 310 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,109 [whistling] 311 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,070 [mimicking explosion] 312 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,488 Kimmy, have I 313 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,488 ever told you how much 314 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,031 I appreciate 315 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,031 havin' you around? 316 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,116 - No. 317 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,116 - Good. 318 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,745 I'll give you your birthday 319 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,745 present later, but first.. 320 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,872 ...here's a little preview. 321 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,087 [clears throat] 322 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,262 Look, girls, if you're 323 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,262 going to the Smash Club 324 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,305 to watch my band, 325 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,305 you'd best get dressed. 326 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,558 - Go, go, go. 327 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,558 - Oh, thanks for inviting me. 328 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,975 Hold it! 329 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,561 - Gibbler. 330 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,561 - Too late! 331 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,896 She's already home 332 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,896 trying on new outfits. 333 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:11,111 I'll go get changed. 334 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:11,111 You just bake, baby, bake. 335 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,073 Jesse, what time should I pick 336 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,073 you up for the wedding tomorrow? 337 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,493 - What wedding? 338 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,493 - Don't tell me you forgot. 339 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,827 Oh, pffft. 340 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,746 Why would I forget 341 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,746 your cousin's wedding? 342 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,000 Uh, niece's? Old roommate's? 343 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,000 Hairdresser? 344 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,794 It's my uncle's 345 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,794 first wife's son-in-law! 346 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,171 Ah, that was 347 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,171 my next guess. 348 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,048 Don't worry. 349 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,048 I'm there for you, babe. 350 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,133 Jess, come on, you gotta write 351 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,551 the music 352 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,551 to this dentist jingle. 353 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,219 Jess, I really need 354 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,219 your help. 355 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,555 My car is starting to sound 356 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,555 like my Uncle Fred. 357 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,098 It is. It's going.. 358 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,100 [mimicking car engine] 359 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,602 [coughing] 360 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,021 I mean, my car 361 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,021 needs a mechanic. 362 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,608 And my Uncle Fred 363 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,608 needs a vaporizer. 364 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,443 Alright, don't worry, 365 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,443 I'll get to your car. 366 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,902 Joseph, we'll do the jingle. 367 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,821 I'm gonna cook 368 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,821 Stephanie's cookies tomorrow. 369 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:58,617 But right now Elvis's hands 370 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:58,617 are telling me it's five to 6. 371 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,579 And I've gotta be 372 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,579 down at the Smash Club at 6:15. 373 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,664 I'll see you boys 374 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,664 and girls later. 375 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,333 [rock music] 376 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,549 Oh, hi. 377 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,549 I'm Danny Tanner. 378 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,551 I talked to you earlier 379 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,551 about bringing my daughters in 380 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,887 to hear their Uncle Jesse 381 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,887 play on his birthday. 382 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,390 - Thanks. 383 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,390 - Hey, not so fast. 384 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,725 Aren't you 385 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,725 forgetting something? 386 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,187 Oh, right. 387 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,440 Here's your 388 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,440 two Giants tickets. 389 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,067 I may never see a game. 390 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,655 Whoa, this place is so rad! 391 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,115 Yeah. 392 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,115 Look at all these cute guys. 393 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,368 At least no one's 394 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,368 wearing my outfit. 395 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,871 Hey, Jess, 396 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,871 we're over here. 397 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:51,002 Whoa! Jesse, good look. 398 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,047 Bon Jovi have 399 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,047 a garage sale? 400 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,756 Danny, not a good time 401 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,756 for jokes. 402 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,175 Jesse's band 403 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,175 didn't show up. 404 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,760 Oh, I'm such an idiot. 405 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,760 I double-booked this. 406 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,347 The band's playing 407 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,347 at Holiday Inn in Sacramento. 408 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,973 I could've sworn 409 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,973 I canceled that. 410 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,933 I-I'm just confused. 411 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,933 I got so many things going on. 412 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,477 You know, with the kids, 413 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,477 and my work. 414 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,229 I can't keep track 415 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,229 of everything. 416 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,566 Tough break. 417 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,566 Anybody wanna see a movie? 418 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,528 Hey, Katsopolis. 419 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,113 - Yes, sir? 420 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,113 - Time's up. 421 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,782 I don't care where your band is, 422 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,782 start playing. 423 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,285 By myself? 424 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,328 Come here. 425 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,496 You see that guy? 426 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,331 'That's Sam Battersby.' 427 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,833 His reviews could make you 428 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,833 or break you. 429 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,961 Me? I could just break you. 430 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,381 Show time! 431 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,507 Right. 432 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,803 Uh, so, where am I 433 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,803 gonna find a band? 434 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,472 [guitar and harmonica music] 435 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,147 We're there for you, babe. 436 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,656 Alright. 437 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,656 Everybody, remember. 438 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,617 It's one of the easiest songs 439 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,617 ever written, okay? 440 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,076 It's two chords. 441 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,076 E, A, E, A. 442 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,036 We can do it. 443 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,036 You ready? 444 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,997 And break! 445 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,711 And now, it's come 446 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,711 down to this. 447 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,504 Jesse and the Partridge family. 448 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,636 Ladies and gentlemen, 449 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,636 the Smash Club is proud to.. 450 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,847 No, the Smash Club is 451 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,847 contractually obligated 452 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,392 to present Jesse and.. 453 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,936 Uh, these other guys. 454 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,481 Jesse And These Other Guys. 455 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,068 Alright, how are you doing, 456 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,068 San Francisco? 457 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,737 [cheering] 458 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,740 You guys ready 459 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,740 to rock and roll? 460 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,576 (crowd) 461 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,576 Yeah! 462 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,786 I hope we are. 463 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,163 Rock and Roll! 464 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,124 [guitar music] 465 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:01,048 ♪ There she was just walking 466 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:01,048 down the street singing ♪ 467 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:05,637 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 468 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:05,637 dum diddi do ♪ 469 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,182 ♪ Popping her fingers and 470 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,182 shuffling her feet singing ♪ 471 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,018 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 472 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,018 dum diddi do ♪ 473 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,395 ♪ She looked good ♪ 474 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,395 ♪ She looked good ♪ 475 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,272 ♪ She looked fine ♪ 476 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,272 ♪ She looked fine ♪ 477 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,316 ♪ She looked good 478 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,316 She looked fine ♪ 479 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,609 ♪ Then I nearly lost.. ♪ 480 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,235 Drum solo, DJ! 481 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,830 Go, dad, go! 482 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,832 [guitar music] 483 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,799 Take it, Joey! 484 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,175 [harmonica blues music] 485 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,053 ♪ I said Doowadeedee ♪ 486 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,972 ♪ Dee dee dum diddi do ♪ 487 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,017 ♪ My shrink said I'm crazy ♪ 488 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,519 ♪ I said give me 489 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,519 a second opinion ♪ 490 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,815 ♪ He said son 491 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,815 you're ugly too ♪ 492 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,108 Ha. Ha. Ha. 493 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:01,108 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 494 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:14,414 ♪ Before I knew it she was 495 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:14,414 walking next to me singing ♪ 496 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,668 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 497 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,668 dum diddi do ♪ 498 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,630 ♪ Holding my hand just as 499 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,630 natural as can be singing ♪ 500 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,633 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 501 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,633 dum diddi do ♪ 502 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,635 ♪ We walked on ♪ 503 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,635 ♪ We walked on ♪ 504 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,596 ♪ To my door ♪ 505 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,596 ♪ To my door ♪ 506 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,931 ♪ We walked on to my door ♪ 507 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,308 ♪ Then we kissed 508 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,308 a little more ♪ 509 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,520 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 510 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,520 dum diddi do ♪ 511 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,855 We're singing! 512 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:42,358 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 513 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:42,358 dum diddi do ♪ 514 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,444 ♪ Doowadee dee dee dee 515 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,444 dum diddi do ♪♪ 516 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:49,407 ♪ There was a farmer who had a 517 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:49,407 dog and Bingo was his name-o ♪ 518 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,158 ♪ Oh ♪ 519 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,244 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 520 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,079 ♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪ 521 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,956 ♪ There was a farmer 522 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,956 who had a dog ♪ 523 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,459 ♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪ 524 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,257 ♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪♪ 525 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,218 [piano music] 526 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,858 Thank you, 527 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,858 you beautiful audience. 528 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,735 One more time. 529 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,322 ♪ There was a farmer who had a 530 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,322 dog and Bingo was his name-o ♪ 531 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,157 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 532 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,659 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 533 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,995 ♪ B-I-N-G-O 534 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,995 And Bingo was his name-o ♪ 535 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,916 ♪ There was a farmer who had 536 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,916 a dog and Bingo was his.. ♪♪ 537 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,710 B-I-N-G-O. 538 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,045 Go, Bingo. 539 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,173 [knock on door] 540 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,682 Uncle Jesse, wake up. 541 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,767 N-G-O. 542 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,480 Oh, Steph, 543 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,480 thanks for wakin' me up. 544 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,231 I was havin' 545 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,231 a horrible nightmare. 546 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,651 There's an article 547 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,651 in the paper about our band. 548 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,570 Oh, no. 549 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,570 It wasn't a nightmare. 550 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,071 Listen to this. 551 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,992 "If you missed Jesse 552 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,992 And These Other Guys last night 553 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,535 you're luckier than I am." 554 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,744 [groaning] 555 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,371 Wait, there's more. 556 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:22,208 "They were so bad, a room 557 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:22,208 of tone-deaf metal-heads 558 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,627 were forced to flee 559 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,627 the building." 560 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,837 Ah, let me see that. 561 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,254 Gotta be 562 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,254 somethin' good here. 563 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,007 "Tone-deaf.." Ah. 564 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,007 Right here. See? 565 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,591 "The bright spot 566 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,591 of the evening." 567 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,511 "The bright spot of the evening 568 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,511 was the inspired.. 569 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,056 ...keyboard playing 570 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,056 of the adorable Kimmy Gibbler." 571 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,476 "Adorable?" 572 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,938 Are you sure it 573 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,938 doesn't say "a doorbell?" 574 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,192 That's it. 575 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,192 My career's over. 576 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,527 At least you have 577 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,527 plenty of time 578 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,612 to bake my cookies 579 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,612 for the bake sale. 580 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,739 It's today. 581 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,616 [groans] 582 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,616 I'm there for you, babe. 583 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,914 No Jack. 584 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,333 Oh, Michelle, I'm sorry. 585 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,333 I know I promised to fix it. 586 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,044 Fix it now. 587 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,128 (DJ) 588 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,128 'Uncle Jesse!' 589 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,797 Uh, I'm comin', DJ. 590 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,383 I'll be right back, Michelle. 591 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,720 Ah, nuts! 592 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,223 Why aren't you dressed? 593 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,223 Our game starts in an hour. 594 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,184 He can't be your coach, 595 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,184 he's baking my cookies. 596 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,352 Forget the cookies. 597 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,771 Just grab a bunch of Oreos 598 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,105 and scrape the name off. 599 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,815 Alright, alright, girls. 600 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,815 Now, don't worry. 601 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,693 Everything is 602 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,693 under control, okay. 603 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,194 Bake the cookies, 604 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,194 play soccer-- 605 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,280 Okay, partner. 606 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,280 Dental music time. 607 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,448 How're you coming 608 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,448 with that jingle? 609 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,741 Alright. 610 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,741 I'll write it right now. 611 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,700 Let me get my keyboard. 612 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,702 - Hey! 613 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,702 - Hey! 614 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,164 - What about my soccer? 615 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,164 - What about my cookies? 616 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,751 What about Jack? 617 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,962 Uh, I'm sorry, Michelle. 618 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,962 Let me see that. 619 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,838 Hey, Jesse, 620 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,838 I ruined my shirt 621 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,007 but I think I found 622 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,007 my problem with my car. 623 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,052 Any idea why this 624 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,052 carburetor won't work? 625 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,138 Yeah, it's in your hand 626 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,138 and not under your hood. 627 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,515 Jess, you promised 628 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,515 you'd help me with my car. 629 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,267 - And my jingle. 630 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,267 - And my cookies. 631 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,729 - And my soccer. 632 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,729 - And Jack. 633 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,774 Yeah. No problem. No problem. 634 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,774 We got everything under control. 635 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,152 We'll just simply tow the car 636 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,152 down to the soccer field 637 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,946 and while I'm fixing 638 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,946 the carburetor 639 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,532 I'll-I'll angle the side-view 640 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,532 mirrors, so I can see the field 641 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,660 and I'll coach the game, 642 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,660 and then during time-outs 643 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,453 I'll-I'll rush 644 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,453 into the school cafeteria 645 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,831 and I'll bake those cookies, 646 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,831 and I'll swing by metal shop 647 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,540 and cut that darn Jack 648 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,540 out of the box and, Joey 649 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,167 don't worry about that jingle 650 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,167 because the whole time 651 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,752 I'm gonna be whistling, 652 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,752 I'll whistle while I work. 653 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,546 People, this is your Uncle J. 654 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,546 I can handle this. 655 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,591 It may take split-second timing, 656 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,591 but I can make this happen. 657 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,636 Jess, you can't wear 658 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,636 a bathrobe to the wedding. 659 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,430 The wedding. 660 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,430 How can I go to the wedding? 661 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,349 I-I got soccer balls to bake 662 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,643 and I-I gotta tune up 663 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,643 the dentist jingle 664 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,227 and I've got to make the 665 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,227 carburetor pop out of the box. 666 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,604 What's the matter 667 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,604 with you people? 668 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,939 Just because I'm 26 doesn't mean 669 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,649 I can do 26 things 670 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,649 at one time, okay? 671 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,901 Because I can't! 672 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,901 I'm sorry I can't! 673 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:54,944 Did you read our review? 674 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,362 Ah! 675 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,240 Don't worry, be happy. 676 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,752 Your breakfast is served. 677 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,295 - Hey, Jesse. 678 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,295 - Jess. 679 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,173 - 'Hi, Uncle Jesse.' 680 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,173 - 'Hi, Uncle Jesse.' 681 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,716 What're you guys doing? 682 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,178 This is day one of your 683 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,178 well-deserved one day vacation. 684 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,890 Your reading material. 685 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,890 I recommend "Curious George." 686 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,185 It's the best monkey book 687 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,185 ever written. 688 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,436 And for your viewing pleasure, 689 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,436 the complete works 690 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,604 of The Three Stooges. 691 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,272 Yes, watch them mature 692 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,109 from the silly, 693 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,109 "Whoop, whoop, whoop. N'yeah!" 694 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,863 to the sophisticated "N'yuk, 695 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,863 n'yuk, n'yuk, why certainly!" 696 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,949 This is, this is 697 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,949 real nice of you guys 698 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,493 but, I don't 699 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,493 really deserve this. 700 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,329 I mean, you guys were counting 701 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,329 on me, and I let you down. 702 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,832 Jesse, 703 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,832 give yourself a break. 704 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,210 I mean, it's great that you 705 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,210 wanna do everything for everyone 706 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,545 but you can't do 707 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,545 everything at once. 708 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,760 Well, what about all the stuff 709 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,760 I promised to do for you guys? 710 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,344 It's all 711 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,344 taken care of. 712 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513 I got us some extra time 713 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513 to finish our jingle. 714 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,433 And my cousin Sharon will keep 715 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,433 me company at the wedding. 716 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,851 Joey's coaching soccer. 717 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,020 And daddy's 718 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,020 baking my cookies. 719 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,689 And Mr. Good-Ranch 720 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,689 is fixing my car. 721 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,483 Well, see, I don't, I don't 722 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,483 wanna miss any of this stuff. 723 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,779 I mean, you guys count on me 724 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,779 and I love being there for you. 725 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,363 And I feel 726 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,363 like I'm needed, you know. 727 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,116 This is, this is my family 728 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,826 and I'm supposed to be 729 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,826 the world's greatest uncle. 730 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,453 You are. 731 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,664 But you still have to learn 732 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,664 to balance your priorities. 733 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,584 I mean, it's great that you want 734 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,584 to bake cookies for Stephanie 735 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,336 but not if it means 736 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,336 it's gonna cost you your job. 737 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,132 Unless you 738 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,132 wanna be a baker. 739 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,260 - Thank you, Stephanie. 740 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,260 - You're welcome. 741 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,511 He was being sarcastic. 742 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,013 So was I. 743 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,101 Jess, it's okay to ask for help 744 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,101 once in a while. 745 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,727 We're not shy 746 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,727 about asking you. 747 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,688 And besides, 748 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,688 we're all a team here. 749 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,274 Well, thank you. 750 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,525 I love being part 751 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,525 of this team. 752 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,988 Okay, everybody. 753 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,988 Dog-pile on your Uncle Jesse! 754 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,073 [clamor] 755 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,620 Ah, man, we don't do this 756 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,620 nearly enough. 757 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,164 Okay, Uncle Jesse's 758 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,164 on vacation. 759 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,166 And we got stuff to do. 760 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,166 Let's go, everybody. 761 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,210 Thank you guys. 762 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,210 Thanks very much. 763 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,920 And as soon as 764 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,920 the wedding's over 765 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,255 I'm coming 766 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,255 right back here 767 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,800 and see if I can get you 768 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,800 totally relaxed. 769 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:27,638 Let me just say, 770 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:27,638 "Have mercy." 771 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,765 I like the way 772 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,765 you say that. 773 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,559 - Bye. 774 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,559 - Bye. 775 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,103 Wake up, Jack. 776 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:38,440 Hey, I'm sorry, babe, 777 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:38,440 but your Uncle J is on vacation. 778 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,567 I love you. 779 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,654 Aw. 780 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,449 And I love you too. 781 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,617 Thank you. 782 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,331 Come here, let's see if we can 783 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,331 get that old box a-workin'. 784 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:57,210 - Alright. Are you ready? 785 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:57,210 - Yes. 786 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,418 Here we go. 787 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,586 [music box music] 788 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,173 Ha! 789 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,175 Ha. 790 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,467 See? 791 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,595 I told you 792 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,595 I'm there for you, babe. 793 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,098 For you, babe. 794 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,852 No, for you, babe. 795 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,896 For you, babe. 796 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,024 - No, for you, babe. 797 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,024 - No, for you, babe. 798 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,361 Ah! 799 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,577 [theme music]