Okay, Michelle,
your lunch is ready.
Michelle?
[imitates dog barking]
What have we here?
I am a doggy.
Well, you're
a very pretty doggy.
- Daddy, be doggy.
- Okay.
[imitates dog barking]
Nice doggy.
Go get it.
Alright, but I'm not sleeping
outside tonight.
Go and get it.
[imitates dog barking]
Go get it.
[imitates dog snarling]
[theme music]
♪ What ever happened
to predictability ♪
♪ The milkman
the paperboy ♪
♪ Evenin' TV ♪
♪ How did I get
to livin' here ♪
♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
♪ This old world's
confusin' me ♪
♪ Clouds as mean
as you ever seen ♪
♪ Ain't a bird
that knows your tune ♪
♪ Then a little voice
inside you whispers ♪
♪ Kid don't sell
your dreams so soon ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out there
and you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin'
to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪
Okay, Michelle,
which of these two dresses
do you wanna take
on our trip to Lake Tahoe?
That one.
Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward
to those shopping years.
Alright, this suitcase should be
big enough for Michelle.
Okay, Jesse.
[chuckling]
Michelle, get out of there.
You're carry-on luggage.
Alright, boys,
I better warn you.
You're not gonna see me
much this weekend
because I'm gonna spend
every moment with Becky.
Jesse, this trip is for work.
Rebecca and I are doing
our first show on location.
If this goes well,
I might get more free vacations.
Well, I just hope she could keep
her mind on her work
because this weekend
I'm going to tell Becky
the three little words
that every woman wants to hear.
Honey, I'm wrong.
"I love you."
Jess, I am so touched.
You and Rebecca have been
going out a long time.
You haven't told her
"I love you" yet?
Ah, you know how Becky is,
she likes to take things slow
and I don't know,
I didn't wanna scare her off
but, guys, I'm crazy
about this girl.
And I can't keep my feelings
in any longer.
It's gonna be beautiful,
I'm gonna take her in my arms
I'm gonna passionately look
into her eyes and say..
Hi, is the cab here yet?
- Yeah. We gotta go.
- Let's go.
Lake Tahoe.
- Yeah.
- See you downstairs.
- Yep.
- Okay.
Don't forget me.
Guys, I think
you forgot something.
What did we..
Oh, oh, oh, Michelle.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to forget you.
I'm not mad.
Jess, I am so excited
about this trip.
Yeah, me too.
Rebecca, this is gonna be
a trip that you will never..
I mean, never forget.
Tell me about it.
Todd Masters is gonna be
on our show.
Jesse, he's the biggest movie
star I've ever interviewed.
What a hunk.
Okay, girls,
this is your room.
Alright, a TV set, a dresser
a bed, a phone,
and look, curtains.
Steph, calm down, we have
all this stuff at home.
Yeah, but we don't
have this guy.
Sorry. Thank you, Myron.
Thank you.
Welcome to the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
I am Mr. Santana.
Manager of the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Hi, I'm Danny Tanner.
Mr. Tanner, we are thrilled to
have you doing your show live
from the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Anything you and
your fabulous family desires
just sign your room number.
It's all free.
- Everything is free?
- Mm-hmm.
You are the nicest man
in the world.
Just for that, here's a shiny,
silver dollar for you, and you.
Dad, give this man a hug.
DJ, I don't think
that's really necessary.
No problem.
Yes, the love
never stops here
at the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Michelle, tomorrow you will be
in the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel
and Casino Daycare Center.
Flabulous.
And guess what,
they have a TV there.
So who are you gonna watch
tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock?
Gilligan.
Gilligan? Oh, Michelle, aren't
you gonna watch daddy's show?
Gilligan funny.
Oh, come on, Michelle.
Haven't you caught on by now?
They're never getting off
that island.
[chuckling]
Alright, who wants
a goodnight kiss?
Me, me, me.
Alright. Ready?
Mmm.
Okay, Michelle, go give your
sisters a kiss goodnight.
- How you doing?
- Pretty good.
Hey, Jess, let's get down
to the showroom.
We can still catch
Harem Bare 'em '89.
I'm not interested, Joseph.
Tonight, I'm gonna
spend the evening
with Rebecca
by the lake, counting stars.
Jesse, don't count on Rebecca.
She has to prepare
for our show tomorrow.
Oh, really?
Observe the power of love.
[phone ringing]
- Hello.
- Hello, ba-a-a-by.
Hey, hey. No, it's Jesse.
Don't hang up.
Alright, Becky,
how's this sound?
A romantic moonlit stroll
by the lake.
Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful.
"Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful."
Alright, I'll be by your room
in about ten minutes.
Jess, I'm sorry, it's just..
I have to prepare my interview
with Todd Masters.
Um, I'll take
a rain check though.
Mm-hm.
We'll talk about it over
breakfast. Goodnight.
But, actually, you know
on second thought
you do have a big show tomorrow
and I think maybe it'd be best
that you stay in
and get some work done.
Hey, now, now, don't argue
with me, young lady.
I mean it. Okay?
Danny, do you have those notes
on the Todd Masters
introduction?
Thanks. See you in the morning.
Who is this?
Leave me alone.
Come on, Joe,
let's go catch the show.
I like this one better.
Okay, Loretta's gonna check my
makeup, you girls have a seat.
Wake up, San Francisco.
I'm Danny Tanner.
And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
And our guests today
are George Michael
Patrick Swayze
and Tom Cruise.
And our two very special guests
Ken and Barbie.
Oh, girls, that is so cute.
Actually, that's too cute.
Now, out of those chairs
before I'm out of a job.
Okay. We'll go play
with those slot machines.
They look like fun.
Just a minute, honey.
It's against the law
to play those machines
unless you're over 21.
Now why don't you and DJ
have a seat right over here.
This is my first live audience.
I really need you guys
to cheer me on.
Hey, we're there for you, babe.
Danny, I'm sorry I'm late.
Hey, Becky,
where've you been?
We're supposed
to have breakfast together.
Didn't Danny give
you my message?
Not yet.
Jess, Becky can't make it.
She has a breakfast meeting
with Todd Masters.
How could you do this to me?
Well, I've just been nervous
about the show.
Not you. You.
Jess, I'm really sorry
but we'll have to talk
about this later.
Danny, we go on the air
in less than a minute..
What's goin' on here?
She's just excited
to meet a movie star.
I mean, suppose you could
spend some time
with Michelle Pfeiffer,
what would you do?
Becky wouldn't dare.
Two, one..
♪ Wake Up ♪♪
Wake up, San Francisco.
I'm Danny Tanner.
Whoo!
And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
Welcome to
a very special edition
of "Wake Up San Francisco."
Live from the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Fabulous.
You folks are in
for a very special treat.
Our first guest is one of
the biggest stars in Hollywood.
I don't think I need to say
anything but two words.
Todd Masters.
[cheering]
- Hi, Danny.
- Hi.
Nice to see you again, Rebecca.
Oh-h.
Ladies, I did something
this morning with Todd
that every woman in America
fantasizes about.
[crowd cheers]
We ate breakfast together.
And now I know why breakfast
is the most important meal
of the day.
[crowd cheering]
Well, we'll be back with more
of "My Breakfast with Todd"
after a word from the people
who pay for my breakfast.
[applause]
[bell ringing]
Let's go see what's going on.
Joey, did you see
the way Becky's drooling
all over that Todd Masters?
I'm gonna go upstairs and join
Michelle in the daycare center
and catch the last half
of Gilligan.
Joey, Joey, check it out! This
lady just won a ton of money.
I wish we could play.
Settle down, girls. Let me tell
you something about gambling.
Most of these people lose.
I don't hear anybody screaming,
"I lost, I lost."
Well, girls, stay behind the
ropes and watch as I teach you
how stupid it is to gamble.
[bell ringing]
You won! You won!
Alright, Joey.
Two dollars.
Girls, first rule of gambling.
Never be fooled
by beginner's luck.
Whoa! Ten dollars.
Alright.
Yeah.
Girls, second rule of gambling.
Don't quit while you're hot.
Come on, baby. Joey needs
a new pair of shoes.
(Joey)
'Orange, orange, orange! Yes!'
Twenty dollars worth of juice.
Don't stop now. If you get
four 7s, you can win $100,000.
Girls, I'm gonna get one of
those change buckets.
You stay here, guard my machines
with your lives.
If anybody goes
near it, scream.
Because I'm hot, I'm burning,
I'm wasting time. Yes.
Oh, I can't take it.
It's driving me crazy.
- I've got to play that machine.
- Here.
- Use my silver dollar.
- Oh, thanks, Steph.
If we win any money
I'll split it.
Now, is the coast clear?
- The coast is clear.
- Alright.
Yes. Hurry.
Joey's gonna be back.
(Stephanie)
'That's one 7,
that's two 7s.'
That's three 7s!
(Stephanie)
'Yes! We won!'
[bell ringing]
[shreiking]
Yes, we won. Yes. We won.
Girls, what happened?
Who won my $100,000 jackpot?
- I did.
- With my silver dollar.
We'll split it three ways.
Start jumping up and down.
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- We won! We won!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hi, we're back live
from Lake Tahoe
where somebody has
just won the big jackpot.
So, come on, Perry, we're going
back into the casino.
Boy, this is what
live television is all about.
Dad, dad, Joey won
the big jackpot.
You hear that ladies and
gentlemen? Joey just won.. Joey?
Our Joey? My Joey? Oh, my God!
Perry, Perry! Joey! Joey!
Joey, you won the jackpot?
- You won the jackpot?
- Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Oh, sorry, Perry. Sorry.
Joey, Joey, you've been broke
your entire life.
How does it feel
to win $100,000?
- Well--
- It feels unbelievable.
I mean, not that
I would know personally
but this has got to be the
raddest day of Joey's life.
I'm going to Disneyland.
What the heck,
I'm gonna buy it.
Congratulations,
congratulations.
Congratulations!
Yes, everyone's a winner here
at the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm really sorry
about Danny running off
with the camera like that.
Well, that's alright.
I'm having fun here with you.
As a matter of fact
why don't we continue our
breakfast at dinner tonight?
Oh, well, thanks, Todd,
but I have a boyfriend.
And, uh, I'm really crazy
about him.
He's a very lucky guy.
I tell you what, why don't I
take both of you out to dinner?
That's very sweet of you.
Great. It's a date. I'll have
my driver pick you up at 7.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the hell's going on here?
You're going out to dinner
with this joker?
- Oh, Jess--
- No, no. No, I understand.
Good-looking guy comes
into town, goes on your show.
He hits on you, you're all over
him like a cheap suit.
I mean, is this guy really
that big a deal?
[crowd booing]
Knock it off.
- Jesse, please.
- No, I mean..
How would you like it
if I hit on every
incredibly gorgeous blond
that walks by me?
Excuse me.
Hi, I'd like to see you tonight.
You can cook me dinner
I'll cook you breakfast
and in between, babe,
we'll just cook.
Get out of my face,
you creep.
Well, we're heading back
to the stage
and, huh, nobody's here.
- We'll talk about this later.
- We'll talk about this now.
Oh, here they are.
What a pleasant surprise.
My brother-in-law Jesse.
Right in the middle
of the most important
broadcast of my career.
- Welcome, Jesse.
- Thank you.
How could you do this to me?
This was supposed
to be our weekend.
[chuckles]
Uh, Jess, could we have
this discussion
during the next commercial?
No, we're talking
about our relationship.
It's much more important
than some stupid talk show.
[chuckles]
This is my brother-in-law and
I love him dearly. Security!
Well, what's going through
your mind, some guy--
You're making
a fool of yourself.
Sit down, fun boy.
Jesse, Todd is right, you're
making a really big mistake.
Oh, really? Good.
Then this is the last mistake
I make with you
because this is it.
We're breaking up.
Well, fine.
Then it's over.
Well, fine, and you're looking
at a free man.
Oh!
Well, you won't see
that on a Gilligan's Island.
With my share of the jackpot
I'm gonna buy a ranch
full of horses, a red Corvette.
I'm gonna buy my own jet plane.
That bus takes forever
to get to school.
Now, girls, when Mr. Fabulous
comes in here to give me
my check for a hundred grand,
just let me do the talking.
As long as you
let us do the spending.
Hey, hey, hey. Mr. Lucky.
Oh, man, come with me
into the casino
and help me
pick a slot machine.
Let DJ pick it.
She won the jackpot.
Steph.
DJ won?
Joey, you let the girls gamble?
No, I had nothing to do with it.
I was getting a money bucket.
You girls were gambling
after I told you not to?
I'm not happy
about this at all.
Would $10,000 cheer you up?
You girls won
that money illegally
and you can't accept it.
Well, there is a bright side
to this. I can accept it.
You didn't really win
that money either.
Well, no, not technically.
But if the girls
hadn't jumped in there
the next pull
would've been mine, and..
Don't shake your head "no."
I've got a case.
Yes, I do. Read my head.
Mr. Gladstone, just the
gentleman I need to chat with.
Well, before you give me
my $100,000
I'd like to tell you
a funny story.
You see, I was playing
the machine and I stepped away
for a minute, a second.
Heck, a microsecond.
Well, I told the girls here to
guard my machine which they did
by putting a silver dollar over
the coin slot which accidentally
fell into the coin slot.
[laughing]
I couldn't accept the money
without clearing my conscience.
But I feel great now,
so lay it on me.
- What's this?
- A video cassette.
Our security camera got
a nice clean shot
of the children gambling.
You didn't come
into the picture
until many, many, many
microseconds later.
I'm not getting the money, am I?
Mm, no.
But you can keep
the video cassette
as a souvenir of not having won
the jackpot here
at the fabulous
Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Do you hate us, Joey?
No. Don't be silly, girls.
I love you very much.
But we cost you $100,000.
Is there any way
we can make it up to you?
No, I don't think so.
Mom, I have never been
so embarrassed in my life.
I never wanna talk
to Jesse again.
He is the most obstinate,
pig-headed..
[knock on door]
'Becky.'
Oh, Mom, that's him.
I gotta go.
What am I doing?
Talk. I'm listening.
'There's a maid, a bellhop'
'and some guy getting ice
staring at me.'
Since when does
an audience bother you?
Hey, hey, I just came by here
to tell you something.
It was not my fault
and the fact that we broke up
is all your fault.
You're absolutely right, Jess.
It is my fault.
I met Todd Masters,
I watched him eat scrambled eggs
and then I did
the only logical thing.
I threw our whole relationship
out the window.
Oh, please, don't try
to turn this around.
You were the one
who's going to dinner
with this blow-dried
side of beef.
You don't even know
what you're talking about.
There you go shooting off--
- I do know what I'm talking--
- No, you don't what you're--
We've been going out
for six months
some clown comes in town, and
you're going to dinner with him?
- Yes, you were!
- No, I wasn't!
Yes, you were!
Let me tell you something.
- No, I wasn't!
- Yes, you were!
- No, I wasn't!
- Yes, you were!
If you think
kissing me is gonna solve this
then you've been watching too
many old movies.
And it just so happens that
the blow-dried side of beef
and I were gonna have dinner
tonight with you.
And if you didn't lose
your temper and act like
such a jealous maniac I could've
told you that
in the first place.
Whoa, I'm a jerk.
So what you're saying
is that, uh..
...that I broke up
with you for no reason.
Well, look who just woke up.
Well, I'm sorry, Becky,
but that's the way I am, okay?
That's how I live my life.
If I feel something
I go with it.
I was feeling jealous,
so I acted jealous.
- Tell me about it.
- Oh, come on.
I'm not the only one who acts
jealous in this relationship.
Oh, when have I
ever been jealous?
Uh, how about when I hit
on that waitress?
For a split second,
right before she punched me
admit it, you were jealous.
Okay, maybe for a split second.
Okay, so how does it feel?
It was the worst
split second of my life.
That's what I've been feeling
since I got up here, Becky.
I mean, this was gonna be
the most romantic
most perfect weekend.
I was gonna tell you
that I love you.
- I love you too.
- I had it all planned out.
Now that we were gonna
take a nice walk
by the lake, under the stars..
Jesse, did you hear
what I said?
Yeah, you said
"I love you too."
- You love me?
- Yes.
And I love you.
Whoa! That means
we're in love! Yes!
It's about time, Becky,
I got to tell you something.
I've been in love with you since
the first day I saw you.
We're in love!
We gotta do something
about this.
We have to be together
all the time.
I never, I never want
to go through
something like this again.
I wanna know
that you're mine.
Now we're in Nevada,
let's get married.
Jess, do you know
what you just said?
Yeah-h. We're in Nevada, let's
get married right now. Today.
I don't know what to say.
Rebecca Donaldson..
I love you.
And if anything
has ever been right
it's you and me.
Will you marry me?
Jesse, this is so..
Yes.
Have mercy.
[serene music]
[theme music]