1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,840 Okay, Michelle, 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,840 your lunch is ready. 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,174 Michelle? 4 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,384 [imitates dog barking] 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,847 What have we here? 6 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,348 I am a doggy. 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,517 Well, you're 8 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,517 a very pretty doggy. 9 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,269 - Daddy, be doggy. 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,269 - Okay. 11 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,438 [imitates dog barking] 12 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,192 Nice doggy. 13 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,737 Go get it. 14 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,072 Alright, but I'm not sleeping 15 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,072 outside tonight. 16 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,874 Go and get it. 17 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,876 [imitates dog barking] 18 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,421 Go get it. 19 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,008 [imitates dog snarling] 20 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,555 [theme music] 21 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,817 ♪ What ever happened 22 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,817 to predictability ♪ 23 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,903 ♪ The milkman 24 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,903 the paperboy ♪ 25 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,779 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 26 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,489 ♪ How did I get 27 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,489 to livin' here ♪ 28 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,658 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 29 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:20,330 ♪ This old world's 30 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:20,330 confusin' me ♪ 31 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,918 ♪ Clouds as mean 32 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,918 as you ever seen ♪ 33 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,588 ♪ Ain't a bird 34 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,588 that knows your tune ♪ 35 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:32,593 ♪ Then a little voice 36 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:32,593 inside you whispers ♪ 37 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:38,724 ♪ Kid don't sell 38 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:38,724 your dreams so soon ♪ 39 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,476 ♪ Everywhere you look 40 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,476 everywhere you go ♪ 41 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,729 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 42 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,231 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 43 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:49,234 ♪ Everywhere you look 44 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:49,234 everywhere you go ♪ 45 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,986 ♪ There's a face ♪ 46 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,864 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 47 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,951 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 48 00:01:56,992 --> 00:02:00,955 ♪ When you're lost out there 49 00:01:56,992 --> 00:02:00,955 and you're all alone ♪ 50 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:06,085 ♪ A light is waitin' 51 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:06,085 to carry you home ♪ 52 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,253 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 53 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,257 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪ 54 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,319 Okay, Michelle, 55 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,319 which of these two dresses 56 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,196 do you wanna take 57 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,196 on our trip to Lake Tahoe? 58 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,532 That one. 59 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,828 Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward 60 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,828 to those shopping years. 61 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,038 Alright, this suitcase should be 62 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,038 big enough for Michelle. 63 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,500 Okay, Jesse. 64 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,085 [chuckling] 65 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,796 Michelle, get out of there. 66 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,465 You're carry-on luggage. 67 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,300 Alright, boys, 68 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,300 I better warn you. 69 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,802 You're not gonna see me 70 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,802 much this weekend 71 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,930 because I'm gonna spend 72 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,930 every moment with Becky. 73 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,683 Jesse, this trip is for work. 74 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,853 Rebecca and I are doing 75 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,853 our first show on location. 76 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,024 If this goes well, 77 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,024 I might get more free vacations. 78 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,984 Well, I just hope she could keep 79 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,984 her mind on her work 80 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,402 because this weekend 81 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,402 I'm going to tell Becky 82 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,614 the three little words 83 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,614 that every woman wants to hear. 84 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,198 Honey, I'm wrong. 85 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:25,956 "I love you." 86 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,791 Jess, I am so touched. 87 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,420 You and Rebecca have been 88 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,420 going out a long time. 89 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,422 You haven't told her 90 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,422 "I love you" yet? 91 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,217 Ah, you know how Becky is, 92 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,217 she likes to take things slow 93 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,178 and I don't know, 94 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,178 I didn't wanna scare her off 95 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,762 but, guys, I'm crazy 96 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,762 about this girl. 97 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,723 And I can't keep my feelings 98 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,723 in any longer. 99 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,184 It's gonna be beautiful, 100 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,184 I'm gonna take her in my arms 101 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,228 I'm gonna passionately look 102 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,228 into her eyes and say.. 103 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,105 Hi, is the cab here yet? 104 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,191 - Yeah. We gotta go. 105 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,191 - Let's go. 106 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,316 Lake Tahoe. 107 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,818 - Yeah. 108 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,818 - See you downstairs. 109 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,153 - Yep. 110 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,153 - Okay. 111 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,946 Don't forget me. 112 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,076 Guys, I think 113 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,076 you forgot something. 114 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,284 What did we.. 115 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:06,747 Oh, oh, oh, Michelle. 116 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,331 I'm sorry. 117 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,876 I didn't mean to forget you. 118 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,460 I'm not mad. 119 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,381 Jess, I am so excited 120 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,381 about this trip. 121 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,092 Yeah, me too. 122 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,801 Rebecca, this is gonna be 123 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,801 a trip that you will never.. 124 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,970 I mean, never forget. 125 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,304 Tell me about it. 126 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,306 Todd Masters is gonna be 127 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,306 on our show. 128 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,102 Jesse, he's the biggest movie 129 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,102 star I've ever interviewed. 130 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,269 What a hunk. 131 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,439 What a hunk. 132 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,449 Okay, girls, 133 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,449 this is your room. 134 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,994 Alright, a TV set, a dresser 135 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,748 a bed, a phone, 136 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,748 and look, curtains. 137 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,419 Steph, calm down, we have 138 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,419 all this stuff at home. 139 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,755 Yeah, but we don't 140 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,755 have this guy. 141 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,717 Sorry. Thank you, Myron. 142 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,803 Thank you. 143 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:07,099 Welcome to the fabulous 144 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:07,099 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 145 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,642 I am Mr. Santana. 146 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,938 Manager of the fabulous 147 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,938 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 148 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,731 Hi, I'm Danny Tanner. 149 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,152 Mr. Tanner, we are thrilled to 150 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,152 have you doing your show live 151 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:22,197 from the fabulous 152 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:22,197 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 153 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:25,533 Anything you and 154 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:25,533 your fabulous family desires 155 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,327 just sign your room number. 156 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,163 It's all free. 157 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,248 - Everything is free? 158 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,248 - Mm-hmm. 159 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:35,376 You are the nicest man 160 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:35,376 in the world. 161 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:41,258 Just for that, here's a shiny, 162 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:41,258 silver dollar for you, and you. 163 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,094 Dad, give this man a hug. 164 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,637 DJ, I don't think 165 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,637 that's really necessary. 166 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,055 No problem. 167 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,268 Yes, the love 168 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,268 never stops here 169 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,022 at the fabulous 170 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,022 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 171 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,150 Michelle, tomorrow you will be 172 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:02,654 in the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel 173 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:02,654 and Casino Daycare Center. 174 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,823 Flabulous. 175 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,783 Flabulous. 176 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,328 And guess what, 177 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,328 they have a TV there. 178 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,289 So who are you gonna watch 179 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,289 tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock? 180 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:15,000 Gilligan. 181 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:19,378 Gilligan? Oh, Michelle, aren't 182 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:19,378 you gonna watch daddy's show? 183 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,423 Gilligan funny. 184 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,219 Oh, come on, Michelle. 185 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,219 Haven't you caught on by now? 186 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,222 They're never getting off 187 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,222 that island. 188 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,472 [chuckling] 189 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,892 Alright, who wants 190 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,892 a goodnight kiss? 191 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,935 Me, me, me. 192 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,935 Me, me, me. 193 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,314 Me, me, me. 194 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,314 Alright. Ready? 195 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,565 Mmm. 196 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,196 Okay, Michelle, go give your 197 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,196 sisters a kiss goodnight. 198 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,406 - How you doing? 199 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,406 - Pretty good. 200 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,950 Hey, Jess, let's get down 201 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,950 to the showroom. 202 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,579 We can still catch 203 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,579 Harem Bare 'em '89. 204 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,705 I'm not interested, Joseph. 205 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,040 Tonight, I'm gonna 206 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,040 spend the evening 207 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,043 with Rebecca 208 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,043 by the lake, counting stars. 209 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,460 Jesse, don't count on Rebecca. 210 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,420 She has to prepare 211 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,420 for our show tomorrow. 212 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,173 Oh, really? 213 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,259 Observe the power of love. 214 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,682 [phone ringing] 215 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,479 - Hello. 216 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,479 - Hello, ba-a-a-by. 217 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,359 Hey, hey. No, it's Jesse. 218 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,359 Don't hang up. 219 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,029 Alright, Becky, 220 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,029 how's this sound? 221 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,783 A romantic moonlit stroll 222 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,783 by the lake. 223 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,493 Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful. 224 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,872 "Oh, Jess, it sounds wonderful." 225 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,083 Alright, I'll be by your room 226 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,083 in about ten minutes. 227 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,295 Jess, I'm sorry, it's just.. 228 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,295 I have to prepare my interview 229 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,503 with Todd Masters. 230 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:45,340 Um, I'll take 231 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:45,340 a rain check though. 232 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,841 Mm-hm. 233 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,303 We'll talk about it over 234 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,303 breakfast. Goodnight. 235 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,932 But, actually, you know 236 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,932 on second thought 237 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,476 you do have a big show tomorrow 238 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,476 and I think maybe it'd be best 239 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,937 that you stay in 240 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,937 and get some work done. 241 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,190 Hey, now, now, don't argue 242 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,190 with me, young lady. 243 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 I mean it. Okay? 244 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,026 Danny, do you have those notes 245 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,237 on the Todd Masters 246 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,237 introduction? 247 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,159 Thanks. See you in the morning. 248 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,745 Who is this? 249 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,745 Leave me alone. 250 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,043 Come on, Joe, 251 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,043 let's go catch the show. 252 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,837 I like this one better. 253 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,560 Okay, Loretta's gonna check my 254 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,560 makeup, you girls have a seat. 255 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,651 Wake up, San Francisco. 256 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,651 I'm Danny Tanner. 257 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,278 And I'm Rebecca Donaldson. 258 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,322 And our guests today 259 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,322 are George Michael 260 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,782 Patrick Swayze 261 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,782 and Tom Cruise. 262 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,786 And our two very special guests 263 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,786 Ken and Barbie. 264 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,208 Oh, girls, that is so cute. 265 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,667 Actually, that's too cute. 266 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,795 Now, out of those chairs 267 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,795 before I'm out of a job. 268 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,797 Okay. We'll go play 269 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,797 with those slot machines. 270 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:08,965 They look like fun. 271 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,509 Just a minute, honey. 272 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,843 It's against the law 273 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,843 to play those machines 274 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,845 unless you're over 21. 275 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,722 Now why don't you and DJ 276 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,722 have a seat right over here. 277 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,015 This is my first live audience. 278 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,933 I really need you guys 279 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,933 to cheer me on. 280 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,478 Hey, we're there for you, babe. 281 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,603 Danny, I'm sorry I'm late. 282 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,147 Hey, Becky, 283 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,147 where've you been? 284 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,524 We're supposed 285 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,524 to have breakfast together. 286 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,983 Didn't Danny give 287 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,983 you my message? 288 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,569 Not yet. 289 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,569 Jess, Becky can't make it. 290 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,946 She has a breakfast meeting 291 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,946 with Todd Masters. 292 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,365 How could you do this to me? 293 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,657 Well, I've just been nervous 294 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,657 about the show. 295 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,577 Not you. You. 296 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,786 Jess, I'm really sorry 297 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,205 but we'll have to talk 298 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,205 about this later. 299 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,957 Danny, we go on the air 300 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,957 in less than a minute.. 301 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,292 What's goin' on here? 302 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,169 She's just excited 303 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,169 to meet a movie star. 304 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,129 I mean, suppose you could 305 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,129 spend some time 306 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,799 with Michelle Pfeiffer, 307 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:51,799 what would you do? 308 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,512 Becky wouldn't dare. 309 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,723 Two, one.. 310 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,059 ♪ Wake Up ♪♪ 311 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,228 Wake up, San Francisco. 312 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,228 I'm Danny Tanner. 313 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,729 Whoo! 314 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,523 And I'm Rebecca Donaldson. 315 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,442 Welcome to 316 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,442 a very special edition 317 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,901 of "Wake Up San Francisco." 318 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,281 Live from the fabulous 319 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,281 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 320 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,656 Fabulous. 321 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,704 You folks are in 322 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,704 for a very special treat. 323 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,125 Our first guest is one of 324 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,125 the biggest stars in Hollywood. 325 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,169 I don't think I need to say 326 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,169 anything but two words. 327 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,046 Todd Masters. 328 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,631 [cheering] 329 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,810 - Hi, Danny. 330 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,810 - Hi. 331 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:44,852 Nice to see you again, Rebecca. 332 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,314 Oh-h. 333 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,400 Ladies, I did something 334 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,400 this morning with Todd 335 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,278 that every woman in America 336 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,278 fantasizes about. 337 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,113 [crowd cheers] 338 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,784 We ate breakfast together. 339 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,455 And now I know why breakfast 340 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,706 is the most important meal 341 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,706 of the day. 342 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,001 [crowd cheering] 343 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:14,466 Well, we'll be back with more 344 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:14,466 of "My Breakfast with Todd" 345 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:18,178 after a word from the people 346 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:18,178 who pay for my breakfast. 347 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,514 [applause] 348 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,764 [bell ringing] 349 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,350 Let's go see what's going on. 350 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,521 Joey, did you see 351 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,521 the way Becky's drooling 352 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,190 all over that Todd Masters? 353 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,651 I'm gonna go upstairs and join 354 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,651 Michelle in the daycare center 355 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,569 and catch the last half 356 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,569 of Gilligan. 357 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,240 Joey, Joey, check it out! This 358 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,240 lady just won a ton of money. 359 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,908 I wish we could play. 360 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,495 Settle down, girls. Let me tell 361 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,495 you something about gambling. 362 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,290 Most of these people lose. 363 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,503 I don't hear anybody screaming, 364 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,503 "I lost, I lost." 365 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,382 Well, girls, stay behind the 366 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,382 ropes and watch as I teach you 367 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,009 how stupid it is to gamble. 368 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,765 [bell ringing] 369 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,393 You won! You won! 370 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,229 Alright, Joey. 371 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,229 Two dollars. 372 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,314 Girls, first rule of gambling. 373 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,816 Never be fooled 374 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,816 by beginner's luck. 375 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,324 Whoa! Ten dollars. 376 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,324 Alright. 377 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,201 Yeah. 378 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,538 Girls, second rule of gambling. 379 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,538 Don't quit while you're hot. 380 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,291 Come on, baby. Joey needs 381 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,291 a new pair of shoes. 382 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:36,423 (Joey) 383 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:36,423 'Orange, orange, orange! Yes!' 384 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,091 Twenty dollars worth of juice. 385 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:42,761 Don't stop now. If you get 386 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:42,761 four 7s, you can win $100,000. 387 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,181 Girls, I'm gonna get one of 388 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,181 those change buckets. 389 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,684 You stay here, guard my machines 390 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,684 with your lives. 391 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,644 If anybody goes 392 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,644 near it, scream. 393 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,607 Because I'm hot, I'm burning, 394 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,607 I'm wasting time. Yes. 395 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,861 Oh, I can't take it. 396 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,861 It's driving me crazy. 397 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,281 - I've got to play that machine. 398 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,281 - Here. 399 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,868 - Use my silver dollar. 400 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,868 - Oh, thanks, Steph. 401 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,246 If we win any money 402 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,246 I'll split it. 403 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,415 Now, is the coast clear? 404 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,209 - The coast is clear. 405 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,209 - Alright. 406 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,919 Yes. Hurry. 407 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,130 Joey's gonna be back. 408 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,174 (Stephanie) 409 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,174 'That's one 7, 410 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,174 that's two 7s.' 411 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,636 That's three 7s! 412 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,845 (Stephanie) 413 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,845 'Yes! We won!' 414 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,224 [bell ringing] 415 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,435 [shreiking] 416 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,149 Yes, we won. Yes. We won. 417 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,319 Girls, what happened? 418 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,319 Who won my $100,000 jackpot? 419 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,404 - I did. 420 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,404 - With my silver dollar. 421 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,905 We'll split it three ways. 422 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,198 Start jumping up and down. 423 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,993 - Yes! Yes! Yes! 424 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,993 - We won! We won! 425 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,411 Yes! Yes! Yes! 426 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,413 Hi, we're back live 427 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,413 from Lake Tahoe 428 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,873 where somebody has 429 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,873 just won the big jackpot. 430 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,084 So, come on, Perry, we're going 431 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,084 back into the casino. 432 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,211 Boy, this is what 433 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,211 live television is all about. 434 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,422 Dad, dad, Joey won 435 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,422 the big jackpot. 436 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,924 You hear that ladies and 437 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,924 gentlemen? Joey just won.. Joey? 438 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,051 Our Joey? My Joey? Oh, my God! 439 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,930 Perry, Perry! Joey! Joey! 440 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,930 Joey, you won the jackpot? 441 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,516 - You won the jackpot? 442 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,516 - Yes. 443 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,643 Yes. Yes. Yes. 444 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,102 Oh, sorry, Perry. Sorry. 445 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,689 Joey, Joey, you've been broke 446 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,689 your entire life. 447 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,856 How does it feel 448 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,856 to win $100,000? 449 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,777 - Well-- 450 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,777 - It feels unbelievable. 451 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,029 I mean, not that 452 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,029 I would know personally 453 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,700 but this has got to be the 454 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,700 raddest day of Joey's life. 455 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,076 I'm going to Disneyland. 456 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,997 What the heck, 457 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,997 I'm gonna buy it. 458 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,709 Congratulations, 459 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,709 congratulations. 460 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,043 Congratulations! 461 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,919 Yes, everyone's a winner here 462 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,048 at the fabulous 463 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,048 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 464 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,634 Yes! Yes! Yes! 465 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,634 Yes! Yes! Yes! 466 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,137 I'm really sorry 467 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,137 about Danny running off 468 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,681 with the camera like that. 469 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,392 Well, that's alright. 470 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,392 I'm having fun here with you. 471 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,101 As a matter of fact 472 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,937 why don't we continue our 473 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,937 breakfast at dinner tonight? 474 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,148 Oh, well, thanks, Todd, 475 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,148 but I have a boyfriend. 476 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,818 And, uh, I'm really crazy 477 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,818 about him. 478 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,654 He's a very lucky guy. 479 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,115 I tell you what, why don't I 480 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:08,115 take both of you out to dinner? 481 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,868 That's very sweet of you. 482 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,704 Great. It's a date. I'll have 483 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,704 my driver pick you up at 7. 484 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,665 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 485 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,083 What the hell's going on here? 486 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,959 You're going out to dinner 487 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,959 with this joker? 488 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,212 - Oh, Jess-- 489 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,212 - No, no. No, I understand. 490 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,715 Good-looking guy comes 491 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,715 into town, goes on your show. 492 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,300 He hits on you, you're all over 493 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,300 him like a cheap suit. 494 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,344 I mean, is this guy really 495 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,344 that big a deal? 496 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,096 [crowd booing] 497 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,931 Knock it off. 498 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,267 - Jesse, please. 499 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,267 - No, I mean.. 500 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,769 How would you like it 501 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,769 if I hit on every 502 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:39,313 incredibly gorgeous blond 503 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:39,313 that walks by me? 504 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,900 Excuse me. 505 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,193 Hi, I'd like to see you tonight. 506 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,612 You can cook me dinner 507 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,905 I'll cook you breakfast 508 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,449 and in between, babe, 509 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,449 we'll just cook. 510 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,868 Get out of my face, 511 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,868 you creep. 512 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,456 Well, we're heading back 513 00:15:56,497 --> 00:16:00,042 to the stage 514 00:15:56,497 --> 00:16:00,042 and, huh, nobody's here. 515 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,004 - We'll talk about this later. 516 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,004 - We'll talk about this now. 517 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,965 Oh, here they are. 518 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,965 What a pleasant surprise. 519 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,842 My brother-in-law Jesse. 520 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,093 Right in the middle 521 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,093 of the most important 522 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,845 broadcast of my career. 523 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,472 - Welcome, Jesse. 524 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,472 - Thank you. 525 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,765 How could you do this to me? 526 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,391 This was supposed 527 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,391 to be our weekend. 528 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,477 [chuckles] 529 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,477 Uh, Jess, could we have 530 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,477 this discussion 531 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,812 during the next commercial? 532 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,480 No, we're talking 533 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,480 about our relationship. 534 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,898 It's much more important 535 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,898 than some stupid talk show. 536 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,650 [chuckles] 537 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,235 This is my brother-in-law and 538 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,235 I love him dearly. Security! 539 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,572 Well, what's going through 540 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,572 your mind, some guy-- 541 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,990 You're making 542 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,990 a fool of yourself. 543 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,952 Sit down, fun boy. 544 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,913 Jesse, Todd is right, you're 545 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,913 making a really big mistake. 546 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,372 Oh, really? Good. 547 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,082 Then this is the last mistake 548 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,082 I make with you 549 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,877 because this is it. 550 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,877 We're breaking up. 551 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,420 Well, fine. 552 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,420 Then it's over. 553 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,590 Well, fine, and you're looking 554 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,590 at a free man. 555 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,758 Oh! 556 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,722 Well, you won't see 557 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,722 that on a Gilligan's Island. 558 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,813 With my share of the jackpot 559 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,733 I'm gonna buy a ranch 560 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,733 full of horses, a red Corvette. 561 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,694 I'm gonna buy my own jet plane. 562 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,404 That bus takes forever 563 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,404 to get to school. 564 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,325 Now, girls, when Mr. Fabulous 565 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,325 comes in here to give me 566 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,913 my check for a hundred grand, 567 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,913 just let me do the talking. 568 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,582 As long as you 569 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,582 let us do the spending. 570 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,211 Hey, hey, hey. Mr. Lucky. 571 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,046 Oh, man, come with me 572 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,046 into the casino 573 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,840 and help me 574 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,840 pick a slot machine. 575 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,425 Let DJ pick it. 576 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,425 She won the jackpot. 577 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,803 Steph. 578 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,680 DJ won? 579 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,807 Joey, you let the girls gamble? 580 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,352 No, I had nothing to do with it. 581 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,352 I was getting a money bucket. 582 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,814 You girls were gambling 583 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,814 after I told you not to? 584 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:48,275 I'm not happy 585 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:48,275 about this at all. 586 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,486 Would $10,000 cheer you up? 587 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,742 You girls won 588 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,742 that money illegally 589 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,577 and you can't accept it. 590 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,830 Well, there is a bright side 591 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,830 to this. I can accept it. 592 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,707 You didn't really win 593 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,707 that money either. 594 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,792 Well, no, not technically. 595 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,669 But if the girls 596 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,669 hadn't jumped in there 597 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,005 the next pull 598 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,005 would've been mine, and.. 599 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,550 Don't shake your head "no." 600 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,550 I've got a case. 601 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,261 Yes, I do. Read my head. 602 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,599 Mr. Gladstone, just the 603 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,599 gentleman I need to chat with. 604 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,768 Well, before you give me 605 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,768 my $100,000 606 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,186 I'd like to tell you 607 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,186 a funny story. 608 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,398 You see, I was playing 609 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,398 the machine and I stepped away 610 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,611 for a minute, a second. 611 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,611 Heck, a microsecond. 612 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:35,281 Well, I told the girls here to 613 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:35,281 guard my machine which they did 614 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,157 by putting a silver dollar over 615 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:41,788 the coin slot which accidentally 616 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:41,788 fell into the coin slot. 617 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,664 [laughing] 618 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,335 I couldn't accept the money 619 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,335 without clearing my conscience. 620 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,089 But I feel great now, 621 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,089 so lay it on me. 622 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,552 - What's this? 623 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,552 - A video cassette. 624 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,972 Our security camera got 625 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,972 a nice clean shot 626 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,932 of the children gambling. 627 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,475 You didn't come 628 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,475 into the picture 629 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:06,062 until many, many, many 630 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:06,062 microseconds later. 631 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,106 I'm not getting the money, am I? 632 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,941 Mm, no. 633 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,401 But you can keep 634 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,401 the video cassette 635 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,446 as a souvenir of not having won 636 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,446 the jackpot here 637 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,492 at the fabulous 638 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,492 Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. 639 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,579 Do you hate us, Joey? 640 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:27,792 No. Don't be silly, girls. 641 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:27,792 I love you very much. 642 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,628 But we cost you $100,000. 643 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,798 Is there any way 644 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,798 we can make it up to you? 645 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,050 No, I don't think so. 646 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,805 Mom, I have never been 647 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,805 so embarrassed in my life. 648 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,473 I never wanna talk 649 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,473 to Jesse again. 650 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,558 He is the most obstinate, 651 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,558 pig-headed.. 652 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,935 [knock on door] 653 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,935 'Becky.' 654 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,980 Oh, Mom, that's him. 655 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,980 I gotta go. 656 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,233 What am I doing? 657 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,488 Talk. I'm listening. 658 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,948 'There's a maid, a bellhop' 659 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,534 'and some guy getting ice 660 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,534 staring at me.' 661 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,871 Since when does 662 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,871 an audience bother you? 663 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,998 Hey, hey, I just came by here 664 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,998 to tell you something. 665 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,333 It was not my fault 666 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,333 and the fact that we broke up 667 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,293 is all your fault. 668 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,047 You're absolutely right, Jess. 669 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,047 It is my fault. 670 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,466 I met Todd Masters, 671 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,466 I watched him eat scrambled eggs 672 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,677 and then I did 673 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,677 the only logical thing. 674 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,261 I threw our whole relationship 675 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,261 out the window. 676 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,638 Oh, please, don't try 677 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,638 to turn this around. 678 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,015 You were the one 679 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,015 who's going to dinner 680 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,475 with this blow-dried 681 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,475 side of beef. 682 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,061 You don't even know 683 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,061 what you're talking about. 684 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,770 There you go shooting off-- 685 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,189 - I do know what I'm talking-- 686 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,189 - No, you don't what you're-- 687 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,232 We've been going out 688 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,232 for six months 689 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,735 some clown comes in town, and 690 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,735 you're going to dinner with him? 691 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,195 - Yes, you were! 692 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,195 - No, I wasn't! 693 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,698 Yes, you were! 694 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,698 Let me tell you something. 695 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,995 - No, I wasn't! 696 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,995 - Yes, you were! 697 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,621 - No, I wasn't! 698 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,621 - Yes, you were! 699 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,998 If you think 700 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,998 kissing me is gonna solve this 701 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,750 then you've been watching too 702 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,750 many old movies. 703 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,169 And it just so happens that 704 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,169 the blow-dried side of beef 705 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,254 and I were gonna have dinner 706 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,254 tonight with you. 707 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,672 And if you didn't lose 708 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,672 your temper and act like 709 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,965 such a jealous maniac I could've 710 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,259 told you that 711 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,259 in the first place. 712 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,637 Whoa, I'm a jerk. 713 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,268 So what you're saying 714 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,268 is that, uh.. 715 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,771 ...that I broke up 716 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,771 with you for no reason. 717 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,940 Well, look who just woke up. 718 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,691 Well, I'm sorry, Becky, 719 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,691 but that's the way I am, okay? 720 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,901 That's how I live my life. 721 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,360 If I feel something 722 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,360 I go with it. 723 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,071 I was feeling jealous, 724 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,071 so I acted jealous. 725 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,906 - Tell me about it. 726 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,906 - Oh, come on. 727 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,532 I'm not the only one who acts 728 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,532 jealous in this relationship. 729 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,910 Oh, when have I 730 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,910 ever been jealous? 731 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,411 Uh, how about when I hit 732 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,411 on that waitress? 733 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,413 For a split second, 734 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,413 right before she punched me 735 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,373 admit it, you were jealous. 736 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,833 Okay, maybe for a split second. 737 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,002 Okay, so how does it feel? 738 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,963 It was the worst 739 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,963 split second of my life. 740 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,423 That's what I've been feeling 741 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,423 since I got up here, Becky. 742 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,175 I mean, this was gonna be 743 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,175 the most romantic 744 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,593 most perfect weekend. 745 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,137 I was gonna tell you 746 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,137 that I love you. 747 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,388 - I love you too. 748 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,388 - I had it all planned out. 749 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,848 Now that we were gonna 750 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,848 take a nice walk 751 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,809 by the lake, under the stars.. 752 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,728 Jesse, did you hear 753 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,728 what I said? 754 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,689 Yeah, you said 755 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,689 "I love you too." 756 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,569 - You love me? 757 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,569 - Yes. 758 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,905 And I love you. 759 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:07,076 Whoa! That means 760 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:07,076 we're in love! Yes! 761 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,744 It's about time, Becky, 762 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,744 I got to tell you something. 763 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,330 I've been in love with you since 764 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,330 the first day I saw you. 765 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,457 We're in love! 766 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,792 We gotta do something 767 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,792 about this. 768 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,127 We have to be together 769 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,127 all the time. 770 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,253 I never, I never want 771 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,253 to go through 772 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,378 something like this again. 773 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,672 I wanna know 774 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,672 that you're mine. 775 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,758 Now we're in Nevada, 776 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,758 let's get married. 777 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,888 Jess, do you know 778 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,888 what you just said? 779 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,641 Yeah-h. We're in Nevada, let's 780 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,641 get married right now. Today. 781 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,395 I don't know what to say. 782 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,108 Rebecca Donaldson.. 783 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,361 I love you. 784 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,490 And if anything 785 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,490 has ever been right 786 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,075 it's you and me. 787 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,127 Will you marry me? 788 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,088 Jesse, this is so.. 789 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,555 Yes. 790 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,641 Have mercy. 791 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,102 [serene music] 792 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,409 [theme music]