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[theme music]
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Okay, Michelle, it's time
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to go over to the big-girl wall
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and see how much taller you are.
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Yay!
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'Okay, up against
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the wall, young lady.'
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Ooh, I'm very tall.
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Alright, Michelle, arms down.
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Now, stand up straight.
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Okay, let's see.
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Now you're..
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...cheating.
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No tippy toes?
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No tippy toes.
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Oh, nuts!
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Okay, Michelle,
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but look at this.
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It's a good news.
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Ah! You're
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half an inch taller.
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[cheering]
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Big deal. See ya.
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[Jesse Frederick singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evening TV ♪
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♪ When did I get
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to living here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's ♪
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♪ Confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean ♪
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♪ As you've ever seen ♪
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♪ And a bird ♪
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♪ Who knows your tune ♪
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♪ And that little voice ♪
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♪ Inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell ♪
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♪ Your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, bed time, Michelle.
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You got a big day tomorrow.
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It's your first day
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of pre-school.
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I'm not sleepy.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Now, hop into bed.
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Hop!
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Hop.
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Hop in to bed!
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Hey, Michelle,
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isn't this a pretty dress?
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Oh, it's beautiful. I think
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you need that and a husky.
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Let's go to school now.
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No, Michelle,
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where are you going?
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Pre-school doesn't start
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until tomorrow morning.
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If you go to school now,
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you'll be the only one there.
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You could come too.
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I need a ride.
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Why don't the four of
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us mellow out Michelle
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with a little bedtime
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story about her
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first day at pre-school?
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- Great.
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- Okay.
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What?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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I'm not the story guy.
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I'm the dress guy. See.
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I pick out dresses.
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That's my specialty. That..
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What am I bragging about?
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I'm in.
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[chuckles]
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Okay.
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Once upon a time
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there was a beautiful
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little princess
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who went to
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Meadow Crest pre-school
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for the very first time.
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And can you guess the name
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of the beautiful
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little princess?
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Miss Pinky.
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No.
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Princess Michelle.
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And when Princess Michelle
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opened the door, she saw..
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...a magic land of fun.
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It was like
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Disneyland with a nap.
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Princess Michelle
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made lots of new friends
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and they all played
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with their toys and then..
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What? Oh! Uh,
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uh, and then, uh..
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And then, they played
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with their toys some more.
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And then..
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...and then they all
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cleaned up the mess they made.
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And then,
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Princess Michelle said
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"My first day at pre-school
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"was the most wonderful
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day of my life."
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Awesome!
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Okay, miss one-night-away
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from pre-school.
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Into bed.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight, munchkin.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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I can't sleep.
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This is nuts!
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[instrumental music]
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Five, six, seven
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Eight, nine, 36..
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...a hundred.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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Where are they hiding?
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I don't know.
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I'm not behind this pointed
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headed guy in the mushroom.
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I know where Danny is.
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- Ha! I found you!
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- Oh, nuts!
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This game is so hard.
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I never win!
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Ha ha ha.
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Where are you?
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- Ha ha ha.
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- Ah! I see you.
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Ha-hiding! Fine job by Jessie.
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The princess is coming.
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The princess is coming.
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[cheering]
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Hi, people.
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(together)
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Hi, Princess Michelle.
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You're the prettiest princess
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in all the land.
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You got it, dude!
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♪ Yay yay the princess is here ♪
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♪ We love the princess
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her name is Michelle ♪
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♪ Yay yay Princess Michelle ♪♪
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I like that song. Sing it again.
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♪ Yay yay the princess is here ♪
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♪ We love the princess
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her name is Michelle ♪
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♪ Yay yay Princess Michelle ♪♪
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Yay, yay, Princess Michelle.
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Wow! I love pre-school.
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I'm going now.
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I need a car!
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D.J., D.J.!
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How come you're going
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to school so early?
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Because I am.
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What kind of answer is that?
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It's the kind of answer you get
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when I don't wanna
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tell you something.
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Are you meeting somebody?
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Is it Kevin? Is it Kimmy?
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Is it Kathy?
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Is it anyone who
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starts with a K?
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Here's what starts with a K.
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Keep your nose
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out of my business.
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I gotta say it..
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...how rude!
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Michelle, what are you doing?
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Making lunch for pre-school.
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Michelle, come here a minute.
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Let me take a look at you.
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Michelle..
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...your dress is on backwards.
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Did you dress
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yourself this morning?
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Yes, I did.
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And did you look in the mirror?
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Yes, I did.
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And did you think
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you looked good?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh, well, here's
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a little fashion tip.
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Walk backwards and
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maybe no one will notice.
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That's easy.
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See you later.
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Michelle..
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Comet, I think our friend
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D.J. is up to something.
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Just take a little
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stroll over to her
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secret hiding place.
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Take a peek into her diary.
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Just for fun.
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Aha!
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Hey, there's a note on here.
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"Dear, Stephanie
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"if you read my diary
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"this room will be all mine
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"because you will be
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living in the backyard."
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Ooh, there must be something
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really juicy in here.
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I'll just get the key..
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...from under Melvin's derby.
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It's gone!
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I can't believe she
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doesn't trust her own sister.
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There's gotta be
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a way into this thing.
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[grunting]
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Comet, I just broke
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the lock on D.J.'s diary.
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I've gotta fix
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this before D.J. gets home.
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[knock on door]
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Argh!
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Hey, Steff, you ready?
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- Where are we going?
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- Oh, I don't know.
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Paris, Rome, school?
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School?
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Oh, yeah. I go there.
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Comet, what are you chewin' on?
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Give me that. Give me that.
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Give me that right now.
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Oh, gosh! Doggy drool.
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This is D.J.'s diary.
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You better put it back
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in her secret hiding place.
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I think it's in the pillow
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case this week, isn't it?
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Right!
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Comet, you rascal.
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, daddy.
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Oh, Michelle, here we go!
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Another major
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milestone in your life.
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Your first day of pre-school.
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- Come on, daddy.
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- Don't worry.
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You're gonna have lots of
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fun and make new friends.
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Come on, daddy.
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You know, I'll never forget
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my first day at pre-school.
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Bye, daddy.
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Oh, Michelle, honey,
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wait for me.
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[rattling]
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Hi, Miss Petrie.
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Hello, Mr. Tanner.
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Michelle, I'd like you to meet
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your teacher, Miss Petrie.
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Well, hi, there.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too.
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Boys and girls
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let's say hi to our
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new friend, Michelle.
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(together)
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Hi, Michelle.
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Hi, people.
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I'm the king.
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Michelle, this is Aaron.
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Aaron gets to wear
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the sharing crown
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because he shared
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his toys today.
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Want to see Dave?
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- Okay, who's Dave?
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- The birdie.
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Dave is our class pet.
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He's right over there.
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Go say hello.
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[indistinct chatter]
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00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,387
Well, I guess I'll
318
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,387
just hang out here today.
319
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,681
Well, Michelle seems to
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be adjusting very quickly.
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00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,518
But if it would make you
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00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,518
feel better, you're welcome
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to stay and have juice
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and cookies with us.
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[laughing]
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I'll check with Michelle.
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Michelle, honey..
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00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,986
...do you want daddy
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00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,986
to stay here with you today?
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Go home. I'm a big girl.
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00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,909
Okay, then, I'm gonna
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come and pick you up
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as soon as school's over, okay?
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- Okay.
335
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,912
- Okay.
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Drive safely.
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00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,460
Thanks, honey.
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So, uh, what do I do now?
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00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,506
I cleared my whole day for this.
340
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,841
Oh, that's not really
341
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,841
your problem, is it?
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00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,052
We'll see you in
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a couple of hours, Mr. Tanner.
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- Thanks.
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00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,970
- Hm-mm.
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00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,138
I know.
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00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,722
I can wax the kitchen floor.
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00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,226
[chuckles]
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Alright!
350
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,894
Yeah.
351
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,937
Okay, boys and girls
352
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,400
let's meet on the magic
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00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,400
carpet for story time.
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00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,526
Come on.
355
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,361
Alright, everybody.
356
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,656
Hi, Dave, you're
357
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,656
a pretty birdie.
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00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,740
Ready for a story,
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00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,740
boys and girls?
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00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,326
(together)
361
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,326
Yeah.
362
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,579
Come on, it's story time.
363
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,712
Petrie.
364
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,714
Dave flew out the window.
365
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,132
Michelle did it.
366
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,344
Well, it was just an accident.
367
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,556
I'm sure Michelle
368
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,556
didn't mean to do it.
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00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,559
I'm sorry. I'm a bad girl.
370
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,439
A very bad girl.
371
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,815
I'm a very bad girl.
372
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,652
[dramatic music]
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Dave, come back. Where are you?
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00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,835
Yo, Dave, if you're
375
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,835
out there, come back.
376
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,463
Give the kid a break, huh?
377
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,967
Guys, you should have seen
378
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,967
Michelle in pre-school today.
379
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,469
None of the kids
380
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,469
would play with her.
381
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,053
She sat in a corner by herself
382
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,139
saying, "I'm a bad girl."
383
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,642
(together)
384
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,642
Dave!
385
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,937
Dave, the bread is yummy.
386
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,939
Guys, we gotta
387
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,939
do something here.
388
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,357
Jessie, come with me.
389
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,525
Joey..
390
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,068
...please pick up this bread.
391
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,243
[imitating seagull calling]
392
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,123
There! That should hold it.
393
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,043
[grunts]
394
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,837
Uh-oh!
395
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,882
They should put
396
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,882
a warning on this glue.
397
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,926
Oh, they did.
398
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,221
Hey, Steff, what's going on?
399
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,807
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
400
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:13,102
Just another day doing
401
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:13,102
nothing here in my room.
402
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,939
You know, I was thinking, we
403
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,939
never hang out like we used to.
404
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,857
So, you wanna go
405
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,857
to the mall with me?
406
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,527
This is cool! This is rad!
407
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,236
This is..
408
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,490
...a real bad time.
409
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,659
I am bushed!
410
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,831
Hi, girls, I'm taking Michelle
411
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,415
for some ice-cream.
412
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,415
Who wants to come?
413
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,501
I do..
414
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,878
...not.
415
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,297
Thanks, Joey, but
416
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,297
I'm going to the mall.
417
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,758
She's acting very strange.
418
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,428
Even for her.
419
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,809
Steff, what are you
420
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,809
hiding under the pillow?
421
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,229
Nothing. See, nothing at all.
422
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,147
Nothing.
423
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,693
Hey, how'd this get here?
424
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,444
Steff, give me D.J.'s diary.
425
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,282
[sniggering]
426
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,326
[laughs]
427
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,416
[sniggering]
428
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,459
[laughs]
429
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,211
You're in big trouble.
430
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,340
Go find Dave. Fly away.
431
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,969
You're no help.
432
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,430
Guess what, Michelle?
433
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,306
Got you a new birdie friend.
434
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,269
That is not Dave.
435
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,605
This is Sammy.
436
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,648
Say hi to Sammy.
437
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,901
Hi, Sammy. Where is Dave?
438
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,195
Michelle, all the kids
439
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,195
are going to love Sammy
440
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,988
when you bring him
441
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,988
to pre-school tomorrow.
442
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,075
I'm not going to pre-school.
443
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,827
Oh, yes, you are, honey.
444
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:56,330
No way, Jose.
445
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:56,330
No one likes me.
446
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,501
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
447
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,087
Hold it there, ankle-biter.
448
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,215
Now, we love you
449
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,215
very very much.
450
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,717
And if you don't
451
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,717
wanna go to pre-school
452
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,094
then you don't have to
453
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,094
go to pre-school, okay?
454
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,346
Yay! Thank you.
455
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,016
Alright. There you go!
456
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,852
- No more school.
457
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,852
- Daniel, problem solved.
458
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,898
No.
459
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,775
Problem made worse.
460
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,319
Jessie, Michelle
461
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,319
has to go to pre-school.
462
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,822
How can you send her back to
463
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,822
school? The kids don't like her.
464
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,365
Look, I know you just wanna
465
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,365
protect her from being hurt.
466
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,326
But we can't be by
467
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,326
her side 24 hours a day
468
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,120
just to stop every bad
469
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,120
thing that might happen.
470
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,122
We have to help her
471
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,122
get through this.
472
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,582
Not run away from it.
473
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,208
Look, I know what
474
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,208
the kid's going through.
475
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,420
In kindergarten, I was
476
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,420
the goldfish monitor.
477
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,756
A part of my job was to take the
478
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,756
goldfish home for the weekend.
479
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,382
I learned
480
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,382
a very important lesson.
481
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,135
When taking a goldfish home,
482
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,135
take the bowl with you.
483
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,181
You killed
484
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,181
the kindergarten goldfish?
485
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,225
Hey, back off, man.
486
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,225
I'm still trying to get over it.
487
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,395
To this day
488
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,395
I can't eat sushi.
489
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,689
So, what happened?
490
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,440
Well, my parents made
491
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,440
me go back to school
492
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,733
and all the kids teased me.
493
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,486
They called me fish hater.
494
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,655
Ooh, brutal!
495
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,948
For how long did this go on?
496
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,616
Well...you know
497
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,994
actually, it went
498
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,994
on till show and tell.
499
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,036
Oh, yeah.
500
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,078
Luckily, Barry Fox brought in
501
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,121
his toenail collection
502
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,874
all the kids turned on him.
503
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,587
I suppose you were
504
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,587
right and I was wrong.
505
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,007
Okay, she should
506
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,007
go back to school.
507
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,134
And who better to tell her
508
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,134
than the man that was right.
509
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,887
Congratulations, daddy.
510
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,681
Thanks.
511
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,810
Thanks, Joey, you saved my life.
512
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,436
Now, Steff, when you break
513
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,436
the next thing you're not
514
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,938
supposed to be touching,
515
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,938
be very careful
516
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,773
with this permanent
517
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,773
glue because as you..
518
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,776
...know, this could happen.
519
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:56,158
Joey, what are you
520
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:56,158
doing with my diary?
521
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,535
Ouch!
522
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,330
Well, nice seeing you all again.
523
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,457
Uh, Steff, isn't there
524
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,457
something you would like
525
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,293
to say to D.J. about her diary?
526
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,629
Yes. There is.
527
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,966
D.J., Joey did not
528
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,966
steal your diary.
529
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,260
Michelle did.
530
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,054
[clearing throat]
531
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,889
Maybe it was me.
532
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,933
You know how I am with names.
533
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,310
Joey, may I have a word
534
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,310
alone with my nosey sister?
535
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,855
- Sure.
536
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,855
- Joey, don't go!
537
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,815
Steff, I have to go.
538
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,321
I really wish
539
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,321
I hadn't done that.
540
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,951
Sit.
541
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,577
I'm not gonna yell at you.
542
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,120
I'm just gonna talk in a very
543
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,749
firm voice for a very long time.
544
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,419
Now, why are you always
545
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,419
snooping around in my stuff?
546
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,004
I can't help it.
547
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,714
You fascinate me!
548
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,758
Listen, you have
549
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,758
no business to..
550
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,178
I fascinate you?
551
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,140
Of course, you do.
552
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,140
You go to school dances.
553
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,851
You have seven different
554
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,851
teachers in the same day
555
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,812
and you carry a purse.
556
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,688
You're a woman of the world.
557
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,277
True. But I still
558
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,277
need my privacy.
559
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,947
I'll tell you what.
560
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,824
If you really promise
561
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,326
that my diary is off limits
562
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,288
I'll try to tell you more
563
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,288
about my fascinating life.
564
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,373
I promise.
565
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,042
Forgive me.
566
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,461
I guess so.
567
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,798
Besides, I keep my really
568
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,798
hot stories in my journal.
569
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,927
You have a journal?
570
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,055
Where is it?
571
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,055
What does it look like?
572
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,640
Okay, Michelle,
573
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,640
you wait right here.
574
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,684
I'm gonna talk to
575
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,684
the other boys and girls.
576
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,354
You stay with me all day.
577
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,440
I promise. I won't leave
578
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,440
unless you say it's alright.
579
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,902
- Thank you very much.
580
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,902
- You're welcome.
581
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,696
Now, you stay right here
582
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,072
where I can see you.
583
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,784
- Hi, Miss Petrie.
584
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,784
- Oh, hello, Mr. Tanner.
585
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,077
Boys and girls
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Michelle's daddy
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wants to talk to you.
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- They're all ears.
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- Thanks.
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- Hi, kids.
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- Hi.
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I'm Danny Tanner.
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I have my own talk show,
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"Wake Up, San Francisco."
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Oh, well, we're on
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opposite Sesame Street
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so I guess that's why
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you're all so impressed.
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My sweet little girl Michelle
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has brought someone for you
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to keep here at the pre-school
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because she likes
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you all so very much.
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Come on in, Michelle.
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(together)
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Ooh, a birdie!
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Now, talk to the boys and girls.
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This is Sammy here
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and he's a nice birdie.
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I give him to the pre-school.
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Michelle, that's very generous.
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Why don't we thank Michelle
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by clapping our hands.
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(together)
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Thank you, Michelle.
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See, honey, all your new friends
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are saying thank you very much.
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Welcome very much.
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Everyone, come say
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hi to our new birdie.
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Here, Michelle, you can
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wear the sharing crown.
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Thank you.
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Daddy, I'm a princess.
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Yes, you are, Michelle.
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You are my little princess.
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Sweetheart, I'm very proud
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of you for being so brave
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and coming to pre-school.
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Do you want me to
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stay here with you?
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No, thank you.
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They like me now.
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I think you're gonna have a real
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good time here in pre-school.
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I like being a big girl.
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Go play with your
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new friends now, honey.
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You okay?
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Yeah. I'll be fine.
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But if she's ever
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crowned Miss America
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I'll be crying like a baby.
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[Sammy chirps]
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People, don't open that door.
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Remember?
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪