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[instrumental music]
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[alarm buzzing]
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What time is it?
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It's 3:47.
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I was born on this day
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exactly 13 years ago at 3:48.
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You have an excellent memory.
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Four, three, two, one,
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yes.
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I am now officially a teenager.
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Well, pin a rose on your nose.
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Well, I have to rest up
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for my party tonight.
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Oh, and don't forget,
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you're not invited.
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I liked you better
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when you were a kid.
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Well, those days are over
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because you're now sharing
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a room with a sophisticated,
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mature, young woman.
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I'm 13!
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[John Stamos singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man
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the paper boy evenin' TV ♪
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♪ When did I get to living here
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somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you'll ever see ♪
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♪ And a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[M.O.D.O. singing
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"Everybody's Funkin'"]
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Happy birthday, D.J.
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- Thanks, Jake.
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- Hey, Gibbler.
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- Hey, Bitterman.
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- Dweeb.
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- Dweebette.
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So, D.J., where's
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your future boyfriend?
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- Who?
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- You know who.
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Kevin Gwin.
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You love him
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and you know it.
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I do not love him.
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I just like him.
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You like him a lot.
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Okay, I like him a lot.
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But only if he likes me.
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Hi, D.J.
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- Hi, Kevin. Come on in.
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Happy 13th.
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This is from me..
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...but I lost your card.
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Well, I'm glad
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you didn't lose my address.
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You could make this the best
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birthday she's ever had.
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You'll have to excuse Kimmy.
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The mall's open,
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but nobody's shopping.
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Okay, Michelle, D.J. says I'm
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not allowed to go to her party.
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- Can you believe it?
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- No.
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It's true. She had the nerve
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to say I'm nosy.
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Now, go take a picture
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of the party.
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I gotta know what's going on.
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Okay.
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No problem.
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Okay. Come on, Michelle.
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Hey, birthday party!
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Say cheese.
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- Michelle.
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- Thank you.
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I did it.
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I did it.
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Dad, Stephanie sent Michelle in
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to spy on my party.
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[sighs]
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All I got is a picture
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of the ceiling.
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Don't have a cow.
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Uh, there she is, Joey,
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it's the birthday girl.
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- Let's get her again.
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- No, not again.
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♪ Thirteen candles
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whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪♪
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Please, they'll hear you
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in there.
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Stephanie, you're supposed
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to be out with Joey.
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It so happens we were
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just leaving on our date.
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Joey and I are going to
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the Daffy Duck film festival.
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[imitating Daffy Duck]
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And after,
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we'll go out for pizza.
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- Pfft! Sorry.
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- Come on.
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What are you guys
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doing down here anyway?
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- I thought we had an agreement.
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- Yes, we do.
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Our agreement is that you
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and your friends will behave
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responsibly,
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and we'll stay out of your way.
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I'll be right upstairs with
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Becky working on Monday's show.
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So just let us say hello
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to your guests
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and, show 'em a few
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of your baby pictures.
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Maybe run that video
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of your first bath.
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- Dad.
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- Sorry.
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I just wanna meet Kevin Gwin
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the boy you're secretly
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in love with.
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You little sneak,
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you read my diary.
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Hey, it's not my fault,
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you left it in the bottom
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of the sock drawer with the key
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taped under your bed
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where anyone could find it.
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Forget about Kevin.
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We'll go in, we'll say hello
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and goodbye. Follow me.
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Alright. Come here.
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- Which one's Kevin?
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- Shh.
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Okay, everyone,
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this is my family.
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They'd just like to say hi.
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(together)
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Hi.
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(together)
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Hi.
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And now they're leaving.
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(together)
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Bye.
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(together)
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Bye.
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- Bye, Kevin.
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- Bye.
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- That's him.
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- Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out.
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So you're Kevin Gwin.
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I've read so much about you.
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Stephanie, for the last time,
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get out and stay out.
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- How--
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- Rude. Bye.
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[humming]
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Ah, now, this is a party.
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You got singing, dancing,
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cwazy wabbits.
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He's not crazy.
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Hold it, furball.
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Why you always
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follow me around?
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The doggy can't talk.
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I know that.
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Hey, you. Out.
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- Hey.
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- Comet loves you.
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Alright, come here.
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Comet, I'm gonna teach you
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who's the master
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and who's the mutt
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around here, okay?
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I'll teach you a very simple
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command. All the dogs know it.
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It's very simple. It's called
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sit. Okay, you ready?
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Sit.
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Sit.
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Put your butt
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on the carpet, dog.
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Be nice to the doggy.
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Sit, Comet.
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You get a cookie.
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See? Be nice.
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Alright, I'm gonna
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dig deep into my soul
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and try to be nice to this mutt.
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Hello, Comet.
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Comet, you're such a..
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...pretty dog.
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Comet-poo, why don't you
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try sitting, huh, pal?
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Come on, Comet.
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Will you sit for me, pally?
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Come on, here.
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It's very simple.
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Here, let me show you
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how it's done.
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You simply put
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your back legs down and..
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See how I'm doing it?
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See, Comet? I'm sitting.
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Very good. You get a cookie.
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D.J., the party's almost over.
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Why are you dancing with Elliot?
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You should be dancing
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with Kevin Gwin.
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I would,
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but Kevin didn't ask me.
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Well, go ask him.
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It's easy. Watch.
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- Bitterman, wanna dance?
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- Yeah, why not?
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Maybe later. I'm busy.
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See? Nothing to it.
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He's coming over.
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Now's your perfect chance.
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- This is a cool party.
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- Thanks.
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You're a good dancer.
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I was watching you.
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You're good too.
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- Think so?
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- Yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna
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go get some punch.
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Okay.
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Kathy, you gotta help me
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get D.J. and Kevin together.
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- They are so shy.
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- Don't worry.
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I know the perfect way.
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[disco music]
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Oh, Rebecca, does
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"Wake Up, San Francisco"
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really have
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to have a tango segment?
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You know, I'm gonna make
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a total fool of myself.
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That's why we have to have it.
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Okay, the secret
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to the tango is attitude.
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Okay.
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[Spanish accent]
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Uh, senorita.
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Just the sight of you makes
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my heart scream "Babalu."
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[instrumental music]
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- Ow!
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- Sorry. Too much attitude.
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[chuckles]
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[speaking in Spanish]
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El pollo loco.
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[tango music]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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Tiene mercy.
295
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,880
Hi, Joey.
296
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,757
Whoa, you got
297
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,757
a lot of fillings.
298
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,759
[laughing]
299
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,886
How was
300
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,886
the Daffy Duck festival?
301
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,846
[imitating Daffy]
302
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,846
It was thoroughly stimulating.
303
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,975
(D.J.)
304
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,975
'Okay, everybody, listen up.'
305
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,811
Did you guys hear that?
306
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,648
I forgot. We can hear what's
307
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,648
going on down at the party.
308
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,733
- 'Cool.'
309
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,733
- Oh, come on, you guys.
310
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,360
You shouldn't
311
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,360
spy on her.
312
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,861
Shh.
313
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364
(D.J.)
314
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364
'Alright, everybody
315
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364
sit in a circle.'
316
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,032
'Elliot, turn off the lights.'
317
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,410
'Who wants to spin
318
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,410
the bottle first?'
319
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,995
(together)
320
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,995
Spin the bottle?
321
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,746
(together)
322
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,746
Aw!
323
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915
- Serves you right.
324
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915
- We gotta get down there now.
325
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126
No, wait a minute.
326
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126
Hold it, you guys.
327
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,587
Now, this is D.J.'s
328
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,587
first boy-girl party.
329
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,006
You can't go barging
330
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,006
in there like a SWAT team.
331
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,799
No, wait a minute.
332
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,799
She's right. She's right.
333
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,094
Now, we gotta stop and think
334
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,094
of some legitimate excuses..
335
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,888
...then we barge in
336
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,888
like a SWAT team.
337
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,599
First we get something
338
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,599
for this headache.
339
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,520
How about some aspirin?
340
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192
I'll go get
341
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192
some more punch.
342
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,734
D.J., you're the birthday girl.
343
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,613
- You gotta play.
344
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,613
- Hey, we gonna spin or what?
345
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,072
Chill, Bitterman.
346
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,450
I'll go first.
347
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,119
And the lucky winner is..
348
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,788
Oh, no, it landed on..
349
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,123
...Bitterman?
350
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,958
(together)
351
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,958
Ew!
352
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,337
Okay, that was
353
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,337
my practice spin.
354
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,589
Uh-uh. You gotta kiss him.
355
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,050
Okay, let's get
356
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,050
this over with.
357
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,310
(together)
358
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,310
Whoa, baby!
359
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,107
Okay, Kevin, you're next.
360
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,486
- Someone else can go.
361
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,486
- Come on, everybody's waiting.
362
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,870
Alright, D.J.
363
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,747
- Hey, you guys set me up.
364
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,747
- So what?
365
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,500
Don't you wanna kiss Kevin?
366
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669
Let's go, Kev.
367
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669
Plant one on her.
368
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,381
Come on, Deej.
369
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,381
What are you waiting for?
370
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,342
[instrumental music]
371
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,228
Come on, you guys.
372
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,228
You gotta kiss.
373
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,230
So kiss, kiss, kiss.
374
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,149
I think they
375
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,149
want us to kiss.
376
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,817
I think you're right.
377
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,323
Nope, nothing wrong
378
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,323
with the lights.
379
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,576
Switch was just
380
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,576
in the wrong position.
381
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,579
Peanuts. Popcorn. Programs.
382
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,830
You don't know the kids
383
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,830
without a program.
384
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,958
Hey, hey, hey, it's your
385
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,958
Uncle J, coming to you live
386
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,251
with the sounds of today.
387
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,544
With the latest
388
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,544
in the fast dancing
389
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,379
no touching music.
390
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257
Ho-ho! Would you look
391
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257
at that?
392
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,635
There's that ketchup bottle
393
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,635
I've been looking for.
394
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,720
Ha! Let's go
395
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,720
find a hamburger, shall we?
396
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,598
Okay. Who wants to dance?
397
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,141
- I do.
398
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,141
- Me. I want to.
399
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,976
Not with me.
400
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,520
With the boys. Everybody
401
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,520
dancing, come on.
402
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,148
Everybody, no touching. Come on,
403
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,148
remember, space is your friend.
404
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,899
We'll have fun, fun,
405
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,899
fun, till your daddy
406
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,067
takes the ketchup bottle away.
407
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,402
Have fun, kids.
408
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,073
It's getting late.
409
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,073
I gotta go.
410
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,160
I just..
411
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,160
Well, happy birthday.
412
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,330
Thanks for coming.
413
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,793
Thanks a lot, Kimmy.
414
00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,173
- Oh, everybody, have fun.
415
00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,173
- Yeah, yeah.
416
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,676
Thanks for spying on me.
417
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,470
Honey, we didn't mean
418
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,470
to embarrass you.
419
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,847
Oh, you could've fooled me.
420
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,847
"Peanuts, popcorn.."
421
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:13,144
Uncle J with "No touching
422
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:13,144
music" that was real subtle.
423
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,272
Not to mention "Uh-oh,
424
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,272
there's that ketchup bottle
425
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,024
I've been looking for."
426
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,234
D.J., as long as
427
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,234
these kids are in my house
428
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,820
I'm responsible for them.
429
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,404
And I don't think their parents
430
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,404
would appreciate me
431
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,198
letting them play
432
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,198
"Spin the Bottle."
433
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,325
How did you know
434
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,325
about it anyway?
435
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,577
Were you listening at the door?
436
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,496
No, the fireplace.
437
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,042
D.J., about
438
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,042
these kissing games--
439
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,251
Dad, I didn't even..
440
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,462
I wasn't even.. I never..
441
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,841
Ugh. Forget it, I can't
442
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,841
talk to you about this.
443
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,009
Thanks for ruini' my birthday.
444
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,927
D.J.
445
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,349
What happened?
446
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143
- She hates me.
447
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143
- Oh, she doesn't hate you.
448
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,647
If she hates anybody it's me.
449
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,647
I came up with "Uncle J" stuff.
450
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,066
You have to realize that
451
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,066
D.J.'s a teenager now.
452
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,443
This is a really
453
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,443
confusing time in her life.
454
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157
It's times like this I really
455
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157
wish D.J. had a mother.
456
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,413
Becky, would you do
457
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,413
me a huge favor?
458
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,289
No, Danny, I won't marry you.
459
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,126
But I will talk to D.J.
460
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,003
- Oh, thanks.
461
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,003
- You're welcome.
462
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,217
Guys, maybe we need to relax.
463
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,429
I mean, all three of us played
464
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,429
"Spin the Bottle"
465
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,764
when we were kids.
466
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,686
I remember my best spin ever,
467
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,686
Diane Van Zandt.
468
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,521
Have mercy.
469
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,858
What about you guys?
470
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,568
(together)
471
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,568
Colleen Finegan.
472
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950
- When?
473
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950
- Eighth grade.
474
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,411
Seventh grade.
475
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,751
[knock on door]
476
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,336
I don't wanna talk about it.
477
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,880
(Rebecca)
478
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,880
'D.J., it's Becky.'
479
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,132
What is it?
480
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,802
'Can I borrow 5 bucks?'
481
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,013
What?
482
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,100
I'm this upset and all you wanna
483
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,100
do is borrow money?
484
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,730
No, but I got you
485
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,730
to open the door.
486
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,321
You wanna talk?
487
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,032
There's nothing to talk about.
488
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,828
My dad, Joey and Uncle Jesse
489
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,828
came barging into my party
490
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,663
right when
491
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,663
Kevin and I were..
492
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,374
Never mind.
493
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,046
Deej, whatever you say
494
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,046
is just between you and me.
495
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,299
You know that, don't ya?
496
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,969
Yeah.
497
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,096
So what happened?
498
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,224
Oh, Becky..
499
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,477
Now, we were playing
500
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,477
"Spin the Bottle"
501
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,730
and they set it up so Kevin
502
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,730
and I were gonna kiss.
503
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,233
And I really like him
504
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,233
and I kinda wanted to.
505
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,319
But I didn't want to,
506
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,319
you know?
507
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,322
'Cause everybody was watching
508
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,700
and I've never kissed
509
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,700
anyone before.
510
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,577
D.J., you should
511
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,577
never do something
512
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,538
just because people
513
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,538
want you to do it.
514
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,669
A kiss is a very special,
515
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,669
very personal thing.
516
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,588
Especially your
517
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,588
first kiss.
518
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,008
I was a little scared.
519
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,760
Everybody's scared
520
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,760
about their first kiss.
521
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,846
Kimmy wasn't.
522
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,097
Never go by Kimmy.
523
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144
But I was scared
524
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144
about my first kiss.
525
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,066
It was at a school picnic.
526
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,904
Jimmy Stone and I had just won
527
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,904
the three-legged race.
528
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,489
And then we went for a walk
529
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,489
down by the pond.
530
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,992
Which wasn't easy, because
531
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,992
we were still tied together.
532
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,497
And we both went to untie
533
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,497
the knot, and we bumped heads.
534
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,208
And we started laughing so hard
535
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,208
that we fell over.
536
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,086
And then..
537
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,213
...he kissed me.
538
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,508
I'll never forget that.
539
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,261
I hope mine's that nice.
540
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,972
It will be.
541
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,641
You just wait for the right time
542
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,641
with the right guy.
543
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,185
How will I know?
544
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,105
You listen to your heart.
545
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,314
You'll know.
546
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,192
Thanks.
547
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,611
It's really hard
548
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,611
to talk to the guys
549
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363
and my dad
550
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363
about this kinda stuff.
551
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,783
Well, I'm always
552
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,783
here for you.
553
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,160
But don't forget, no matter
554
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,160
what your problem is
555
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,123
your dad, and Uncle Jesse
556
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,123
and Joey are always on your side
557
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,000
'cause they love you
558
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,000
very much.
559
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,212
Now, get back
560
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,212
to your party.
561
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,172
Thanks, Becky.
562
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,469
Why couldn't I just
563
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,469
do that to Kevin?
564
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,932
Happy birthday, Deej.
565
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,932
I gotta get home.
566
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,935
- Me too. Bye, D.J.
567
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,935
- Bye. Hope you had fun.
568
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,854
Thank you for coming.
569
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149
- Good party.
570
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149
- Thanks.
571
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,943
Drive safely.
572
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,863
D.J..
573
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,197
I hope you're not
574
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,197
mad at me about that
575
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,117
spin the bottle stuff.
576
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,577
I just wanted your
577
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,577
13th birthday to be special.
578
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,955
You're my best friend.
579
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,332
Thanks, Kimmy.
580
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,835
You're...one of a kind.
581
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,799
- Ready, babe?
582
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,799
- Wow, I'm a babe.
583
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,551
- Bye. Good party.
584
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,551
- See you at school.
585
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,428
- Bye.
586
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,428
- Thanks. Bye.
587
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,139
- Here you go.
588
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,139
- Thanks.
589
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,474
- See you tomorrow.
590
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,474
- Goodnight.
591
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,434
- Hi.
592
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,434
- Bye, Deej.
593
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,020
- Bye.
594
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,020
- Happy birthday.
595
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,729
- Goodnight, guys
596
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,729
- Bye.
597
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,023
Goodnight. Thanks, Becky.
598
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,526
You guys need any help?
599
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,528
No, it's still your birthday
600
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,528
for two more hours.
601
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,988
You go live it up, kid.
602
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,741
Well, first
603
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,741
I want to apologize.
604
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,078
I'm sorry I got mad at you guys.
605
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,330
You didn't ruin my birthday.
606
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,749
I was just upset
607
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,749
over some other things.
608
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,045
You wanna talk
609
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,045
about it, honey?
610
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,047
Thanks, but
611
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,047
I feel better now.
612
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,255
But don't feel bad
613
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,549
because I'm sure
614
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,549
I'm gonna have
615
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,842
plenty of other
616
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,842
problems for you guys
617
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,468
to talk to me about.
618
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,470
Well, we certainly hope so.
619
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,640
[knock on door]
620
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,100
I got it.
621
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,398
- Hi. Kevin, right?
622
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,398
- Yeah.
623
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,941
Is it okay if
624
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,941
I talk to D.J.?
625
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,611
Sure, come on in.
626
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,780
Deej, it's for you.
627
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,450
- Hi, Kevin.
628
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,450
- Hi.
629
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,832
Oh, I'll-I'll just go clean up
630
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,832
the living room.
631
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,504
Oh, I'll just
632
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,504
go watch him.
633
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,386
Uh, I'll just continue, uh, my
634
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,386
obedience training with Comet.
635
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,223
Heel, Comet.
636
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,223
Heel, boy.
637
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,227
'Oh, Comet, heel.'
638
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,520
Comet, let's-let's heel, see?
639
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,355
There we go. This is us heeling.
640
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,733
There we go, I'm heeling you,
641
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,733
you're heeling me.
642
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,026
Hey, there..
643
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,404
We'll be in
644
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,404
the living room...heeling.
645
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,826
I found your birthday card.
646
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,954
You came back
647
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,954
just to give me this?
648
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329
And to tell you
649
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329
I had nothing to do
650
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,249
with that
651
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,249
"Spin the bottle" setup.
652
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626
I know.
653
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626
It was Kimmy's idea.
654
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,586
She thinks
655
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,586
we're the perfect couple.
656
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,173
Hey, nobody can be wrong
657
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,173
all the time.
658
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,969
Well, happy birthday.
659
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,887
Uh, wait, I'll walk you out.
660
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,648
- Thanks again for my present.
661
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,648
- You're welcome.
662
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,276
And thanks for coming back
663
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,276
with the card.
664
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,652
No problem.
665
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,613
Well, bye.
666
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,907
Bye.
667
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,918
- See you in Algebra Monday.
668
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,918
- I'll be there.
669
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,715
Yes.
670
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,304
[instrumental music]
671
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,058
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪♪
672
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,020
[theme music]
673
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,692
[music continues]