1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,628 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,632 [alarm buzzing] 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,261 What time is it? 4 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,012 It's 3:47. 5 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:20,103 I was born on this day 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:20,103 exactly 13 years ago at 3:48. 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,773 You have an excellent memory. 8 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:30,656 Four, three, two, one, 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:30,656 yes. 10 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:35,285 I am now officially a teenager. 11 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,373 Well, pin a rose on your nose. 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,336 Well, I have to rest up 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,336 for my party tonight. 14 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,255 Oh, and don't forget, 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,255 you're not invited. 16 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:51,050 I liked you better 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:51,050 when you were a kid. 18 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:54,013 Well, those days are over 19 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:54,013 because you're now sharing 20 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:58,017 a room with a sophisticated, 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:58,017 mature, young woman. 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,108 I'm 13! 23 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,698 [John Stamos singing 24 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,698 "Everywhere You Look"] 25 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,002 ♪ Whatever happened 26 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,002 to predictability ♪ 27 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:29,130 ♪ The milk man 28 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:29,130 the paper boy evenin' TV ♪ 29 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,968 ♪ When did I get to living here 30 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,968 somebody tell me please ♪ 31 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:38,557 ♪ This whole world's 32 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:38,557 confusing me ♪ 33 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,101 ♪ Clouds as mean 34 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,101 as you'll ever see ♪ 35 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,940 ♪ And a bird 36 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,940 who knows your tune ♪ 37 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:50,861 ♪ Then a little voice 38 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:50,861 inside you whispers ♪ 39 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:56,951 ♪ Kid don't sell 40 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:56,951 your dreams so soon ♪ 41 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,578 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 42 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,578 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 43 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 44 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 45 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,583 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 46 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,252 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 47 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,252 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 48 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:12,257 ♪ There's a face 49 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:12,257 of somebody who needs you ♪ 50 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,135 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 51 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:19,056 ♪ When you're lost out there 52 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:19,056 and you're all alone ♪ 53 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:24,144 ♪ A light is waiting 54 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:24,144 to carry you home ♪ 55 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:28,189 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 56 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:32,069 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 57 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,613 ♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪ 58 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,410 [instrumental music] 59 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,670 [M.O.D.O. singing 60 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,670 "Everybody's Funkin'"] 61 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,173 [doorbell ringing] 62 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:01,473 - Happy birthday, D.J. 63 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:01,473 - Thanks, Jake. 64 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,851 - Hey, Gibbler. 65 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,851 - Hey, Bitterman. 66 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,145 - Dweeb. 67 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,145 - Dweebette. 68 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,274 So, D.J., where's 69 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,274 your future boyfriend? 70 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,610 - Who? 71 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,610 - You know who. 72 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,029 Kevin Gwin. 73 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,322 You love him 74 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,322 and you know it. 75 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,324 I do not love him. 76 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,826 I just like him. 77 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,244 You like him a lot. 78 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,330 Okay, I like him a lot. 79 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,041 But only if he likes me. 80 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,543 [doorbell ringing] 81 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:35,757 - Hi, D.J. 82 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:35,757 - Hi, Kevin. Come on in. 83 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,218 Happy 13th. 84 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,218 This is from me.. 85 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,928 ...but I lost your card. 86 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,057 Well, I'm glad 87 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,057 you didn't lose my address. 88 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:47,144 You could make this the best 89 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:47,144 birthday she's ever had. 90 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,189 You'll have to excuse Kimmy. 91 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,274 The mall's open, 92 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,274 but nobody's shopping. 93 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,114 Okay, Michelle, D.J. says I'm 94 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,114 not allowed to go to her party. 95 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,784 - Can you believe it? 96 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,784 - No. 97 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:07,664 It's true. She had the nerve 98 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:07,664 to say I'm nosy. 99 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,751 Now, go take a picture 100 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,751 of the party. 101 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,128 I gotta know what's going on. 102 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,506 Okay. 103 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,717 No problem. 104 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,930 Okay. Come on, Michelle. 105 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,475 Hey, birthday party! 106 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,687 Say cheese. 107 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,523 - Michelle. 108 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,523 - Thank you. 109 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,860 I did it. 110 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,860 I did it. 111 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:40,864 Dad, Stephanie sent Michelle in 112 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:40,864 to spy on my party. 113 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,366 [sighs] 114 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,366 All I got is a picture 115 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,366 of the ceiling. 116 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,285 Don't have a cow. 117 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,288 Uh, there she is, Joey, 118 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,288 it's the birthday girl. 119 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,999 - Let's get her again. 120 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,999 - No, not again. 121 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:56,379 ♪ Thirteen candles 122 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:56,379 whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪♪ 123 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,216 Please, they'll hear you 124 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,216 in there. 125 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,760 Stephanie, you're supposed 126 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,760 to be out with Joey. 127 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,555 It so happens we were 128 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,555 just leaving on our date. 129 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,349 Joey and I are going to 130 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,349 the Daffy Duck film festival. 131 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,645 [imitating Daffy Duck] 132 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,645 And after, 133 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,645 we'll go out for pizza. 134 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,902 - Pfft! Sorry. 135 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,902 - Come on. 136 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,530 What are you guys 137 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,530 doing down here anyway? 138 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,992 - I thought we had an agreement. 139 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,992 - Yes, we do. 140 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,994 Our agreement is that you 141 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,994 and your friends will behave 142 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,870 responsibly, 143 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,870 and we'll stay out of your way. 144 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,581 I'll be right upstairs with 145 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,581 Becky working on Monday's show. 146 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,125 So just let us say hello 147 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,125 to your guests 148 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,376 and, show 'em a few 149 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,376 of your baby pictures. 150 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,587 Maybe run that video 151 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,587 of your first bath. 152 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,465 - Dad. 153 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,465 - Sorry. 154 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,217 I just wanna meet Kevin Gwin 155 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,885 the boy you're secretly 156 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,885 in love with. 157 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,638 You little sneak, 158 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,638 you read my diary. 159 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,224 Hey, it's not my fault, 160 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,224 you left it in the bottom 161 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,311 of the sock drawer with the key 162 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,311 taped under your bed 163 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:55,647 where anyone could find it. 164 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,316 Forget about Kevin. 165 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,694 We'll go in, we'll say hello 166 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,694 and goodbye. Follow me. 167 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,362 Alright. Come here. 168 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,573 - Which one's Kevin? 169 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,573 - Shh. 170 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,618 Okay, everyone, 171 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,618 this is my family. 172 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,204 They'd just like to say hi. 173 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,496 (together) 174 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,496 Hi. 175 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,998 (together) 176 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,998 Hi. 177 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,415 And now they're leaving. 178 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,458 (together) 179 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,458 Bye. 180 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,044 (together) 181 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,044 Bye. 182 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,630 - Bye, Kevin. 183 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,630 - Bye. 184 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,968 - That's him. 185 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,968 - Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. 186 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,138 So you're Kevin Gwin. 187 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,974 I've read so much about you. 188 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,853 Stephanie, for the last time, 189 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,853 get out and stay out. 190 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,689 - How-- 191 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,689 - Rude. Bye. 192 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,236 [humming] 193 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,285 Ah, now, this is a party. 194 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:54,455 You got singing, dancing, 195 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:54,455 cwazy wabbits. 196 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,002 He's not crazy. 197 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,004 Hold it, furball. 198 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,757 Why you always 199 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,757 follow me around? 200 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,551 The doggy can't talk. 201 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,136 I know that. 202 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,347 Hey, you. Out. 203 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:14,226 - Hey. 204 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:14,226 - Comet loves you. 205 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,727 Alright, come here. 206 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,645 Comet, I'm gonna teach you 207 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,645 who's the master 208 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,480 and who's the mutt 209 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,480 around here, okay? 210 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,817 I'll teach you a very simple 211 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,817 command. All the dogs know it. 212 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,904 It's very simple. It's called 213 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,904 sit. Okay, you ready? 214 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,447 Sit. 215 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,243 Sit. 216 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,536 Put your butt 217 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,536 on the carpet, dog. 218 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,623 Be nice to the doggy. 219 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,292 Sit, Comet. 220 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,462 You get a cookie. 221 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,885 See? Be nice. 222 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,305 Alright, I'm gonna 223 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,305 dig deep into my soul 224 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,348 and try to be nice to this mutt. 225 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,600 Hello, Comet. 226 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,229 Comet, you're such a.. 227 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,150 ...pretty dog. 228 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,777 Comet-poo, why don't you 229 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,777 try sitting, huh, pal? 230 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,863 Come on, Comet. 231 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,863 Will you sit for me, pally? 232 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,573 Come on, here. 233 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,573 It's very simple. 234 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:11,992 Here, let me show you 235 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:11,992 how it's done. 236 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,828 You simply put 237 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,828 your back legs down and.. 238 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:15,954 See how I'm doing it? 239 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,081 See, Comet? I'm sitting. 240 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,208 Very good. You get a cookie. 241 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,801 D.J., the party's almost over. 242 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,303 Why are you dancing with Elliot? 243 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,596 You should be dancing 244 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,596 with Kevin Gwin. 245 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,598 I would, 246 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,598 but Kevin didn't ask me. 247 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,893 Well, go ask him. 248 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,893 It's easy. Watch. 249 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,229 - Bitterman, wanna dance? 250 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,229 - Yeah, why not? 251 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,690 Maybe later. I'm busy. 252 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,026 See? Nothing to it. 253 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,570 He's coming over. 254 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,570 Now's your perfect chance. 255 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,990 - This is a cool party. 256 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,990 - Thanks. 257 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,908 You're a good dancer. 258 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,908 I was watching you. 259 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:54,951 You're good too. 260 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,911 - Think so? 261 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,911 - Yeah. 262 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,750 Well, I'm gonna 263 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,750 go get some punch. 264 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,252 Okay. 265 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,469 Kathy, you gotta help me 266 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,469 get D.J. and Kevin together. 267 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,846 - They are so shy. 268 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,846 - Don't worry. 269 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,598 I know the perfect way. 270 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,227 [disco music] 271 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,399 Oh, Rebecca, does 272 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,399 "Wake Up, San Francisco" 273 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,150 really have 274 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,150 to have a tango segment? 275 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,985 You know, I'm gonna make 276 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,985 a total fool of myself. 277 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,029 That's why we have to have it. 278 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,534 Okay, the secret 279 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,534 to the tango is attitude. 280 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,912 Okay. 281 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,998 [Spanish accent] 282 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,998 Uh, senorita. 283 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,086 Just the sight of you makes 284 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,086 my heart scream "Babalu." 285 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,881 [instrumental music] 286 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,967 - Ow! 287 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,967 - Sorry. Too much attitude. 288 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,344 [chuckles] 289 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,180 [speaking in Spanish] 290 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,765 El pollo loco. 291 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,727 [tango music] 292 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,320 [music continues] 293 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,953 [music continues] 294 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,919 Tiene mercy. 295 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,880 Hi, Joey. 296 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,757 Whoa, you got 297 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,757 a lot of fillings. 298 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,759 [laughing] 299 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,886 How was 300 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,886 the Daffy Duck festival? 301 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,846 [imitating Daffy] 302 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,846 It was thoroughly stimulating. 303 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,975 (D.J.) 304 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,975 'Okay, everybody, listen up.' 305 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,811 Did you guys hear that? 306 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,648 I forgot. We can hear what's 307 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,648 going on down at the party. 308 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,733 - 'Cool.' 309 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,733 - Oh, come on, you guys. 310 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,360 You shouldn't 311 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,360 spy on her. 312 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,861 Shh. 313 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364 (D.J.) 314 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364 'Alright, everybody 315 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364 sit in a circle.' 316 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,032 'Elliot, turn off the lights.' 317 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,410 'Who wants to spin 318 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,410 the bottle first?' 319 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,995 (together) 320 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,995 Spin the bottle? 321 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,746 (together) 322 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,746 Aw! 323 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915 - Serves you right. 324 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915 - We gotta get down there now. 325 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126 No, wait a minute. 326 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126 Hold it, you guys. 327 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,587 Now, this is D.J.'s 328 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,587 first boy-girl party. 329 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,006 You can't go barging 330 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:13,006 in there like a SWAT team. 331 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,799 No, wait a minute. 332 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,799 She's right. She's right. 333 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,094 Now, we gotta stop and think 334 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,094 of some legitimate excuses.. 335 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,888 ...then we barge in 336 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,888 like a SWAT team. 337 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,599 First we get something 338 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,599 for this headache. 339 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,520 How about some aspirin? 340 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192 I'll go get 341 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192 some more punch. 342 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,734 D.J., you're the birthday girl. 343 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,613 - You gotta play. 344 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,613 - Hey, we gonna spin or what? 345 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,072 Chill, Bitterman. 346 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,450 I'll go first. 347 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,119 And the lucky winner is.. 348 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,788 Oh, no, it landed on.. 349 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,123 ...Bitterman? 350 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,958 (together) 351 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,958 Ew! 352 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,337 Okay, that was 353 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,337 my practice spin. 354 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,589 Uh-uh. You gotta kiss him. 355 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,050 Okay, let's get 356 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,050 this over with. 357 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,310 (together) 358 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,310 Whoa, baby! 359 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,107 Okay, Kevin, you're next. 360 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,486 - Someone else can go. 361 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,486 - Come on, everybody's waiting. 362 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,870 Alright, D.J. 363 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,747 - Hey, you guys set me up. 364 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,747 - So what? 365 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,500 Don't you wanna kiss Kevin? 366 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669 Let's go, Kev. 367 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,669 Plant one on her. 368 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,381 Come on, Deej. 369 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,381 What are you waiting for? 370 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,342 [instrumental music] 371 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,228 Come on, you guys. 372 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,228 You gotta kiss. 373 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,230 So kiss, kiss, kiss. 374 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,149 I think they 375 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,149 want us to kiss. 376 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,817 I think you're right. 377 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,323 Nope, nothing wrong 378 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,323 with the lights. 379 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,576 Switch was just 380 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,576 in the wrong position. 381 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,579 Peanuts. Popcorn. Programs. 382 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,830 You don't know the kids 383 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,830 without a program. 384 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,958 Hey, hey, hey, it's your 385 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,958 Uncle J, coming to you live 386 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,251 with the sounds of today. 387 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,544 With the latest 388 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,544 in the fast dancing 389 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,379 no touching music. 390 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257 Ho-ho! Would you look 391 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257 at that? 392 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,635 There's that ketchup bottle 393 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,635 I've been looking for. 394 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,720 Ha! Let's go 395 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,720 find a hamburger, shall we? 396 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,598 Okay. Who wants to dance? 397 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,141 - I do. 398 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,141 - Me. I want to. 399 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,976 Not with me. 400 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,520 With the boys. Everybody 401 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,520 dancing, come on. 402 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,148 Everybody, no touching. Come on, 403 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,148 remember, space is your friend. 404 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,899 We'll have fun, fun, 405 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,899 fun, till your daddy 406 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,067 takes the ketchup bottle away. 407 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,402 Have fun, kids. 408 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,073 It's getting late. 409 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,073 I gotta go. 410 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,160 I just.. 411 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,160 Well, happy birthday. 412 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,330 Thanks for coming. 413 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,793 Thanks a lot, Kimmy. 414 00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,173 - Oh, everybody, have fun. 415 00:13:56,461 --> 00:14:00,173 - Yeah, yeah. 416 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,676 Thanks for spying on me. 417 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,470 Honey, we didn't mean 418 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,470 to embarrass you. 419 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,847 Oh, you could've fooled me. 420 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,847 "Peanuts, popcorn.." 421 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:13,144 Uncle J with "No touching 422 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:13,144 music" that was real subtle. 423 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,272 Not to mention "Uh-oh, 424 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,272 there's that ketchup bottle 425 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,024 I've been looking for." 426 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,234 D.J., as long as 427 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,234 these kids are in my house 428 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,820 I'm responsible for them. 429 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,404 And I don't think their parents 430 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,404 would appreciate me 431 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,198 letting them play 432 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,198 "Spin the Bottle." 433 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,325 How did you know 434 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,325 about it anyway? 435 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,577 Were you listening at the door? 436 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,496 No, the fireplace. 437 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,042 D.J., about 438 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,042 these kissing games-- 439 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,251 Dad, I didn't even.. 440 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,462 I wasn't even.. I never.. 441 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,841 Ugh. Forget it, I can't 442 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,841 talk to you about this. 443 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,009 Thanks for ruini' my birthday. 444 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,927 D.J. 445 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,349 What happened? 446 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143 - She hates me. 447 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143 - Oh, she doesn't hate you. 448 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,647 If she hates anybody it's me. 449 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,647 I came up with "Uncle J" stuff. 450 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,066 You have to realize that 451 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,066 D.J.'s a teenager now. 452 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,443 This is a really 453 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,443 confusing time in her life. 454 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157 It's times like this I really 455 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157 wish D.J. had a mother. 456 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,413 Becky, would you do 457 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,413 me a huge favor? 458 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,289 No, Danny, I won't marry you. 459 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,126 But I will talk to D.J. 460 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,003 - Oh, thanks. 461 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,003 - You're welcome. 462 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,217 Guys, maybe we need to relax. 463 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,429 I mean, all three of us played 464 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,429 "Spin the Bottle" 465 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,764 when we were kids. 466 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,686 I remember my best spin ever, 467 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,686 Diane Van Zandt. 468 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,521 Have mercy. 469 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,858 What about you guys? 470 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,568 (together) 471 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,568 Colleen Finegan. 472 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950 - When? 473 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950 - Eighth grade. 474 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,411 Seventh grade. 475 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,751 [knock on door] 476 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,336 I don't wanna talk about it. 477 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,880 (Rebecca) 478 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,880 'D.J., it's Becky.' 479 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,132 What is it? 480 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,802 'Can I borrow 5 bucks?' 481 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,013 What? 482 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,100 I'm this upset and all you wanna 483 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,100 do is borrow money? 484 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,730 No, but I got you 485 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,730 to open the door. 486 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,321 You wanna talk? 487 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,032 There's nothing to talk about. 488 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,828 My dad, Joey and Uncle Jesse 489 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,828 came barging into my party 490 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,663 right when 491 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,663 Kevin and I were.. 492 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,374 Never mind. 493 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,046 Deej, whatever you say 494 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,046 is just between you and me. 495 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,299 You know that, don't ya? 496 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,969 Yeah. 497 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,096 So what happened? 498 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,224 Oh, Becky.. 499 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,477 Now, we were playing 500 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,477 "Spin the Bottle" 501 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,730 and they set it up so Kevin 502 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,730 and I were gonna kiss. 503 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,233 And I really like him 504 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,233 and I kinda wanted to. 505 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,319 But I didn't want to, 506 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,319 you know? 507 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,322 'Cause everybody was watching 508 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,700 and I've never kissed 509 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,700 anyone before. 510 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,577 D.J., you should 511 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,577 never do something 512 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,538 just because people 513 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,538 want you to do it. 514 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,669 A kiss is a very special, 515 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,669 very personal thing. 516 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,588 Especially your 517 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,588 first kiss. 518 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,008 I was a little scared. 519 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,760 Everybody's scared 520 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,760 about their first kiss. 521 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,846 Kimmy wasn't. 522 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,097 Never go by Kimmy. 523 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144 But I was scared 524 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144 about my first kiss. 525 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,066 It was at a school picnic. 526 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,904 Jimmy Stone and I had just won 527 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,904 the three-legged race. 528 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,489 And then we went for a walk 529 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,489 down by the pond. 530 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,992 Which wasn't easy, because 531 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,992 we were still tied together. 532 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,497 And we both went to untie 533 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,497 the knot, and we bumped heads. 534 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,208 And we started laughing so hard 535 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,208 that we fell over. 536 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,086 And then.. 537 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,213 ...he kissed me. 538 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,508 I'll never forget that. 539 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,261 I hope mine's that nice. 540 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,972 It will be. 541 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,641 You just wait for the right time 542 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,641 with the right guy. 543 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,185 How will I know? 544 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,105 You listen to your heart. 545 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,314 You'll know. 546 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,192 Thanks. 547 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,611 It's really hard 548 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,611 to talk to the guys 549 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363 and my dad 550 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363 about this kinda stuff. 551 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,783 Well, I'm always 552 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,783 here for you. 553 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,160 But don't forget, no matter 554 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,160 what your problem is 555 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,123 your dad, and Uncle Jesse 556 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,123 and Joey are always on your side 557 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,000 'cause they love you 558 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,000 very much. 559 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,212 Now, get back 560 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,212 to your party. 561 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,172 Thanks, Becky. 562 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,469 Why couldn't I just 563 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,469 do that to Kevin? 564 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,932 Happy birthday, Deej. 565 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,932 I gotta get home. 566 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,935 - Me too. Bye, D.J. 567 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,935 - Bye. Hope you had fun. 568 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,854 Thank you for coming. 569 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149 - Good party. 570 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149 - Thanks. 571 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,943 Drive safely. 572 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,863 D.J.. 573 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,197 I hope you're not 574 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,197 mad at me about that 575 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,117 spin the bottle stuff. 576 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,577 I just wanted your 577 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,577 13th birthday to be special. 578 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,955 You're my best friend. 579 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,332 Thanks, Kimmy. 580 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,835 You're...one of a kind. 581 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,799 - Ready, babe? 582 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,799 - Wow, I'm a babe. 583 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,551 - Bye. Good party. 584 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,551 - See you at school. 585 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,428 - Bye. 586 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,428 - Thanks. Bye. 587 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,139 - Here you go. 588 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,139 - Thanks. 589 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,474 - See you tomorrow. 590 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,474 - Goodnight. 591 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,434 - Hi. 592 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,434 - Bye, Deej. 593 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,020 - Bye. 594 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,020 - Happy birthday. 595 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,729 - Goodnight, guys 596 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,729 - Bye. 597 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,023 Goodnight. Thanks, Becky. 598 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,526 You guys need any help? 599 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,528 No, it's still your birthday 600 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,528 for two more hours. 601 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,988 You go live it up, kid. 602 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,741 Well, first 603 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,741 I want to apologize. 604 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,078 I'm sorry I got mad at you guys. 605 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,330 You didn't ruin my birthday. 606 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,749 I was just upset 607 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,749 over some other things. 608 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,045 You wanna talk 609 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,045 about it, honey? 610 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,047 Thanks, but 611 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,047 I feel better now. 612 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,255 But don't feel bad 613 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,549 because I'm sure 614 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,549 I'm gonna have 615 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,842 plenty of other 616 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,842 problems for you guys 617 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,468 to talk to me about. 618 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,470 Well, we certainly hope so. 619 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,640 [knock on door] 620 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,100 I got it. 621 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,398 - Hi. Kevin, right? 622 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,398 - Yeah. 623 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,941 Is it okay if 624 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,941 I talk to D.J.? 625 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,611 Sure, come on in. 626 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,780 Deej, it's for you. 627 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,450 - Hi, Kevin. 628 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,450 - Hi. 629 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,832 Oh, I'll-I'll just go clean up 630 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,832 the living room. 631 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,504 Oh, I'll just 632 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,504 go watch him. 633 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,386 Uh, I'll just continue, uh, my 634 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,386 obedience training with Comet. 635 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,223 Heel, Comet. 636 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,223 Heel, boy. 637 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,227 'Oh, Comet, heel.' 638 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,520 Comet, let's-let's heel, see? 639 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,355 There we go. This is us heeling. 640 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,733 There we go, I'm heeling you, 641 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,733 you're heeling me. 642 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,026 Hey, there.. 643 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,404 We'll be in 644 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,404 the living room...heeling. 645 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,826 I found your birthday card. 646 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,954 You came back 647 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,954 just to give me this? 648 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329 And to tell you 649 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,329 I had nothing to do 650 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,249 with that 651 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,249 "Spin the bottle" setup. 652 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626 I know. 653 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,626 It was Kimmy's idea. 654 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,586 She thinks 655 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,586 we're the perfect couple. 656 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,173 Hey, nobody can be wrong 657 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,173 all the time. 658 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,969 Well, happy birthday. 659 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,887 Uh, wait, I'll walk you out. 660 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,648 - Thanks again for my present. 661 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,648 - You're welcome. 662 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,276 And thanks for coming back 663 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,276 with the card. 664 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,652 No problem. 665 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,613 Well, bye. 666 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,907 Bye. 667 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,918 - See you in Algebra Monday. 668 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,918 - I'll be there. 669 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,715 Yes. 670 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,304 [instrumental music] 671 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,058 ♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪♪ 672 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,020 [theme music] 673 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,692 [music continues]