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Okay, now, stepping up to the

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plate for her very first at bat.

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Michelle-chelle-chelle,

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the babe-babe-babe

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Tanner-ner-ner.

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Ah.

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Thank you, very much.

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She steps up to the plate...

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and digs in.

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'Swings.'

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Whoa, it's a hit.

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Run to first base.

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Whoa,

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she's headed for third.

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And she's gonna be safe because

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she's fielding her own hit.

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She's headed for first,

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she's headed for first.

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'Whoa, she's turning

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a triple into a single.'

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'You don't see

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that very often.'

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Oh, she's headed for second.

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She's stealing second.

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Head home, Michelle.

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Head home.

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She's really headed for home.

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I'm home.

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This game is way too easy.

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What are you doing, Baby Ruth?

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Kiss and hug.

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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paper boy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ Ah ah ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face

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of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there

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and you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪

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♪ Blame it on the rain ♪

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♪ Yeah yeah ♪♪

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♪ Rain rain go away ♪

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♪ Come again another day ♪

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♪ Yeah yeah ♪♪

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Great news, people.

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In case anyone wants

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to play with me

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I still have 20 minutes

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before dance class.

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Can't you see

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that I'm doing our homework?

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You know, there's a country

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where they use

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little annoying kids

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for lunchmeat.

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Then you'd better not go there,

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because you're full of baloney.

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Steph, why don't you go down

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to the living room

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and run around the couch

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about a thousand times?

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I'm getting the feeling

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I'm not wanted here.

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- Make it 2000 times.

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- Now, I'm sure of it.

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Listen to this.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Great news, people.

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I have 18 minutes

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till dance class.

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Who wants to play?

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we'd love to, sweetheart.

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But we're trying to come up

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with some interesting things

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to talk about

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on tomorrow's show.

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Talk about my day.

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So far, it's been fascinating.

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It all started when I heard

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the alarm clock and woke up.

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You might wanna take notes.

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And then, I opened my eyes

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and right in the corner

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were those little eye crispies.

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Uh, Steph, uh..

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Honey...just a second.

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Sweetie, I know,

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you tell great stories.

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And I love the way

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you put in every last detail.

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that people are wearing

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or what the weather

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was like or the color

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of the paint on the wall.

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What happens is,

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even the simplest story

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just goes on and on

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and on and on.

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Gee, I wonder

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where she gets that from.

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Uncle Jesse, wait till

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you hear all about my day.

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I know, you told me.

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Eye crispies, gross.

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Oh, I haven't told

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Joey yet.

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Ya, perfect. Joey loves

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a good eye-crispy story.

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Becky, what do you say we have a

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nice, romantic evening tonight?

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I'll come over

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to your place

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cook up a little

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chicken a la Jesse.

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I'm sorry, sweetie.

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I can't make it.

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I have a business dinner

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with Beau McIntyre.

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Beau Mc..?

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Who's Beau McIntyre?

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Now, Jesse, calm down.

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There's no reason to be jealous.

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He's a guest

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on tomorrow's show.

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By the way, Jess, you gotta

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catch this guy. He's amazing.

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He's only 30 years old,

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he's an ex-quarter back

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a neurosurgeon and

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he was just voted

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the Bay area's

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most eligible bachelor.

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You're not going.

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Well, I guess

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my work here is done.

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I really have to get back

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to the station.

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Yeah, and I have to get ready

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for my business dinner.

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The one you have no reason

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to be jealous of.

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Jealous? Me? Come on.

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Kid being jealous?

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I don't think so.

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I'm not jealous.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to take a long ride

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until this feeling

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of not being jealous passes.

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And I'm sitting in class,

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"Today's lunch

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is macaroni surprise."

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So, I raise my hand and say

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"Excuse me, but when

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you say it's macaroni

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you ruined the surprise."

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Steph, listen, I-I love

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hearing your stories

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but you haven't said a word

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about my brand-new used car.

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- Nice. Now, back to my day--

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- Wait, hold it.

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Steph, this is

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a 1963 Rambler.

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It's a classic.

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It's in primo condition.

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it's wrong to love a car

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but, I don't care

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what people say.

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I love you, Rosie.

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Oh, no.

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- What's wrong, Joey?

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- Nick.

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What's wrong, Nick?

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No, there's a nick

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in the paint, Steph.

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Look, I'm gonna go down

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to Sid and Jean's Auto Supplies

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and get a little bottle

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of touch-up paint.

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Comet, you wanna

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go for a walk?

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[whistling]

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Well, I guess, I'll take

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that for a yes, huh?

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- I'll watch Rosie for you.

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- Thanks, Steph.

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Okay, Comet, now,

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let's not say hello

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to every tree

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in the neighborhood, okay?

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Bye, Joey.

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Hi, Rosie.

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Better buckle up.

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Vroom, vroom, vroom..

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I need some driving music.

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[engine starting]

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Whoa. Stay. Stay.

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Good car. Good car.

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Ah, "P, R, N, D."

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"R," must mean radio.

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Whoa, Rosie, whoa.

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[screaming]

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I'm in the house,

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and I'm still in the car.

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Oh, my..

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, my.

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What did I do?

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Please be a dream.

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Please be a dream.

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It's a nightmare.

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Maybe no one will notice.

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- Hello, Michelle.

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- There's a car in the kitchen.

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There is?

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Oh, there is.

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- Did you see how it got here?

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- No.

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Good.

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I'm in the clear.

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Until Joey gets home

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and tells Dad

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how he left me alone

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with the car.

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Then I'm dead meat.

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You got it, dude.

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♪ Straight up now tell me ♪

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♪ Do you really

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wanna love me forever ♪

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♪ Oh oh oh ♪♪

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Hey.

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I said, hey.

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What do you want, squirt?

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Don't call me "Squirt."

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May we help you, madam?

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There's a car in the kitchen.

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Yeah, and there's a bus

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in the bathroom.

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Good one, Deej,

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ha ha ha.

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Steph, why are you

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packing a bag?

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Well, uh..

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...we're having a dress

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rehearsal at dance class.

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And I needed something

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to rehearse dressing in.

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[car honking]

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Oh-oh. Gotta go.

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That's my ride.

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Bye, D.J.

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I'll always remember you.

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Goodbye, Michelle.

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Best of luck

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in everything you do.

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See you, Gibbler.

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Kids on the block..

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-Whoa, baby.

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-Whoa, baby.

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- There's a car in the kitchen.

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- I told you so.

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Michelle, do you know

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how Joey's car got in here?

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Yes, I do.

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- How?

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00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,843
- Through the window.

295
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,223
Girls, I'm home.

296
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,223
Listen, I--

297
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,233
Have mercy.

298
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,279
There's a..

299
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,367
- There's..

300
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,367
- There's a car in the kitchen.

301
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,660
Thank you.

302
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,787
How did a car get

303
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,787
in the kitchen?

304
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,081
- Through the window.

305
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,081
- Through the window.

306
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,084
- Everybody okay?

307
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,084
- Yeah, we're all fine.

308
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,752
(Danny)

309
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,752
'Hello.'

310
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,255
But I don't think

311
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,255
dad is gonna be fine.

312
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,883
Well, alright. We have to break

313
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,883
this to him very gently, okay?

314
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,179
- 'Hey, where is everybody?'

315
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,179
- In your new garage.

316
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,932
We'll be right back.

317
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,932
Stall dad.

318
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,936
Alright, come on, Michelle.

319
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,936
Come with me.

320
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,356
It'll be a lot harder for him

321
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,356
to cry in front of you.

322
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,155
Hi, guys.

323
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,155
How's it going?

324
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,574
Oh, fine.

325
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,867
We've had a bang-up day.

326
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,579
There's a car in the kitchen.

327
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,582
[laughing]

328
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,126
Michelle, you're so silly.

329
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,546
She's not that silly.

330
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,713
Um, there's, uh,

331
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,713
actually something

332
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,258
I-I would like to show you

333
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,258
in the kitchen.

334
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,969
Okay, I'm ready.

335
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,969
Send him in.

336
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:03,473
Oh, this is great.

337
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,058
I love surprises.

338
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,644
Let's see,

339
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,644
it's not Father's day.

340
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,479
No.

341
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,272
Oh, I love this.

342
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:15,235
This must be one of those

343
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:15,235
bonus "I love dad" days.

344
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,570
I don't know.

345
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,289
Good face, dad.

346
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,376
Is everybody alright?

347
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,376
Where's Stephanie?

348
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,920
We're all fine.

349
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,920
Stephanie's at dance class.

350
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,007
Look at this house.

351
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,384
Look at this kitchen.

352
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,844
Look at this mess.

353
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,844
I just waxed the floor.

354
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,391
Where is my best friend, Joey?

355
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,102
Dad, let me get

356
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,102
one more picture of you.

357
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,730
This is a very serious matter.

358
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,565
That's okay,

359
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,565
you don't have to smile.

360
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,778
[knock on door]

361
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,741
- Who is it?

362
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,741
- Stephanie Judith Tanner.

363
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,244
Steph, what are

364
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,244
you doing here?

365
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,037
My carpool dropped me off.

366
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,956
I came to say goodbye.

367
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,250
Goodbye?

368
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,710
Stephanie, come in here.

369
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,091
- Where are you going?

370
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,091
- I'm moving to Mexico.

371
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,386
I'm going to start a new life

372
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,386
as a Mexican hat dancer.

373
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,806
Stephanie, you're not allowed

374
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,806
to cross the street

375
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,559
how can you cross the border?

376
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,397
I have no choice.

377
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,397
I'm a woman on the run.

378
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,275
Why?

379
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,152
Because..

380
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,279
...I can never go home again.

381
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,622
Steph, why can't

382
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,622
you go home?

383
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,333
I'm having a little problem.

384
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,210
Actually, it's more

385
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,210
like a super-giganto

386
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,588
dinosaur-size problem.

387
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,465
Steph, come over here.

388
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,343
Sit down and tell me

389
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,343
what happened.

390
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,680
It's too terrible.

391
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,680
I can't even say the words.

392
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,932
Stephanie, honey,

393
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,932
you can tell me anything.

394
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,352
Okay.

395
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,728
I dr..

396
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,398
I dr..

397
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,068
I dr..

398
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,824
You dropped something?

399
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,824
Did something break?

400
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,414
- What did you break?

401
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,414
- You name it, I broke it.

402
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,125
(Jesse)

403
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,125
'Hey, Becky, it's me.'

404
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,836
It's Uncle Jesse,

405
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,836
you gotta hide me.

406
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,672
- Oh, but, Stephanie..

407
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,672
- Just don't tell him I'm here.

408
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,507
Please, please, please.

409
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,218
- 'Becky.'

410
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,218
- Uh, coming.

411
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,348
I heard voices.

412
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,348
Who were you talking to?

413
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,684
Uh, nobody.

414
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,437
I'm a talk-show host

415
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,437
and I was practicing talking.

416
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,856
You look beautiful.

417
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,525
Way too beautiful

418
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,525
for a business dinner.

419
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,820
Oh, those are lovely roses.

420
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,820
Are they for me?

421
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,154
Maybe.

422
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,909
Well, yeah, I was gonna

423
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,909
come over and apologize

424
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:14,247
for acting jealous

425
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:14,247
about that McIntyre creep.

426
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,541
Well, look at this.

427
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,541
I'm doing it again.

428
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,292
I'm sorry.

429
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,292
Will you forgive me?

430
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,878
Of course,

431
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,878
I forgive you.

432
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,839
This was very sweet.

433
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,839
Well, thanks for coming by.

434
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:27,761
I'll call you later and tell you

435
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:27,761
all about my boring dinner. Bye.

436
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,513
Whose suitcase is that?

437
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,099
Well, it's-it's

438
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,099
not what you think.

439
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,810
Someone's in the closet, isn't

440
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,810
there? Who's in the closet?

441
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,188
- What closet?

442
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,188
- It's McIntyre, isn't..

443
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,732
McIntyre, come on out.

444
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,860
I got your business dinner

445
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,860
right here.

446
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,446
Jess...J-Jesse..

447
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,995
Just as I suspected.

448
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,372
Nobody's in here.

449
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,336
He he he.

450
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,259
Steph, what are

451
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,259
you doing here?

452
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,804
Just hanging around.

453
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,349
Come on down.

454
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,349
Let's go.

455
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,561
Steph has a super-giganto,

456
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,561
dinosaur-size problem, Jess.

457
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,521
Oh, she does, huh?

458
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,856
Then why don't you

459
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,856
sit down over here

460
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,441
and tell Uncle Jesse about it?

461
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,656
Okay.

462
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,409
I sort of drove

463
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,409
Joey's car..

464
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,286
..into the kitchen.

465
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
You're the one

466
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
who drove Joey's..

467
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,748
Steph, you can't even drive.

468
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,583
You're telling me.

469
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,171
No wonder you're

470
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,171
moving to Mexico.

471
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,507
Take it from a guy

472
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,507
who's been in trouble a lot.

473
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,050
Now, I know

474
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,050
you're feeling scared

475
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,302
and you feel like

476
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,302
you gotta run.

477
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,637
But, let me

478
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,637
tell you something.

479
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,054
The best way

480
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,054
to solve this problem

481
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,015
is to go home

482
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,015
and face the music.

483
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,061
Was dad really mad

484
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,061
when he saw the kitchen?

485
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,063
Well, you'll be able

486
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,063
to see for yourself

487
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,650
when D.J.'s pictures come

488
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,650
back from the one-hour photo.

489
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,904
Come on.

490
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,904
Let's go.

491
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,704
Hey, Dad, it's almost dinner.

492
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,704
Do you want me to set the car?

493
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,795
Sure, honey.

494
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,795
But use the good hubcaps.

495
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,966
[whistling]

496
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,760
You're in big trouble, mister.

497
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,015
Joey, are you okay?

498
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,015
You had us worried sick.

499
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,516
Danny, I'm fine.

500
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:43,103
In that case,

501
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:43,103
you're in big trouble, mister.

502
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,647
Hey, look, I know

503
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,647
I'm a little late.

504
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,399
But you're not gonna

505
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,399
believe what happened.

506
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,150
I had this little

507
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,150
nick in my car, right?

508
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,903
You don't say.

509
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,071
And I went to buy

510
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,071
some touch-up paint

511
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,448
and you'll never believe

512
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,448
who I ran into.

513
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,869
Speaking of running into things,

514
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,869
come with me into the kitchen.

515
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,371
Oh, are you upset because

516
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,371
I took the last ice cube

517
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,915
and didn't refill the tray?

518
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,836
Something like that.

519
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,923
Wait, Dad.

520
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,923
Let me get in there first.

521
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,592
Danny, look, I-I'll go to the

522
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,592
store, I'll buy some more ice.

523
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,012
Everything will be fine, okay?

524
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,012
Don't worry about it.

525
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,680
My car.

526
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,642
Rosie.

527
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:25,229
This is my punishment for

528
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:25,229
not filling the ice cube tray?

529
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,441
Are you saying

530
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,441
you didn't know about this?

531
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,317
If I did, don't you think

532
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,317
I would have bought

533
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,487
a bigger jar

534
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,487
of touch-up paint?

535
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,782
Danny, when I left,

536
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,782
Stephanie was watching my car.

537
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,408
What the heck happened?

538
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,160
Well, here's someone who knows

539
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,160
what the heck happened.

540
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:46,125
I was taking a make-believe

541
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:46,125
drive through the country..

542
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,295
...and I wanted

543
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,295
to play the radio.

544
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,213
So, I turned the key..

545
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,550
...and the next thing I knew,

546
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,550
I was in the kitchen.

547
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,095
I should've never left

548
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,095
those keys in the ignition.

549
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,640
It's not your fault, Joey.

550
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,934
I had no business

551
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,934
being in your new car.

552
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,686
- It was perfect.

553
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,686
- Well, almost.

554
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,563
The radio didn't work.

555
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,315
Now he tells me.

556
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,655
Go ahead, Dad.

557
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,655
Yell, scream, punish me.

558
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,492
Or if you want,

559
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,492
I'll just move to Mexico.

560
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,579
Right now, I want you just to

561
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,579
wait upstairs in your room

562
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,790
until I can figure out

563
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,790
what to do with you.

564
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,249
Come on, Steph.

565
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,085
Here, Deej,

566
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,085
take your sister upstairs.

567
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,962
Make sure she doesn't

568
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,962
skip the country.

569
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,966
My turn to drive the car.

570
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,468
You know the rules, Michelle.

571
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,346
Nobody gets to drive

572
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,346
till they're eight years old.

573
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,181
[sobbing]

574
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,181
Rosie.

575
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,101
Don't cry.

576
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,101
Be a big boy.

577
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,356
Come on, Steph.

578
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,356
You just made a mistake.

579
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,232
But everything's

580
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,232
gonna be alright.

581
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,864
D.J., I'd like to talk

582
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,864
to Stephanie alone, please.

583
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,700
Sure, Dad.

584
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,700
Hang in there, Steph.

585
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,330
Go easy on her, Dad.

586
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,330
She's just a kid.

587
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,797
Stephanie, I am very

588
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,797
disappointed in you.

589
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,841
How could you do this?

590
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,134
You could've been hurt.

591
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,553
You could've hurt

592
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,553
someone else.

593
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,305
What you did is the stupidest

594
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,305
thing you've ever done.

595
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,224
I know.

596
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,224
That's why I ran away.

597
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,560
And you know better

598
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,560
than that, too, don't you?

599
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,438
I know. Everything I do

600
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,438
is wrong. I hate myself.

601
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,945
Steph, come out

602
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,945
from under there.

603
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:41,032
I don't deserve fresh air.

604
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,743
How long do you intend

605
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,743
to stay under that blanket?

606
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,745
Till I get married.

607
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,205
You know, it could be

608
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,205
very difficult

609
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,831
to meet somebody

610
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,831
under there.

611
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,003
I'll just stay in my room

612
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,003
the rest of my life.

613
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,505
Well, I don't

614
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,505
know about that.

615
00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:00,176
But I do know that

616
00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:00,176
I'm gonna have to punish you.

617
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,510
Big time.

618
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,264
And I should

619
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,264
never get any allowance

620
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,058
or presents ever again.

621
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,561
And you should send me

622
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,561
away to carpenter school..

623
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,354
...so I can build you

624
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,354
a brand-new house

625
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,066
that you can live in

626
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,066
without me.

627
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,526
And you'd never have to

628
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,526
hug or kiss me again.

629
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,160
Steph, there is nothing

630
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,160
you could ever do

631
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,871
that would make me stop

632
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,871
hugging and kissing you.

633
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,250
Nothing?

634
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,834
Come here.

635
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,546
Look.

636
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,341
You have to know, that

637
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,341
no matter what you do wrong..

638
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,011
...and no matter

639
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,011
how angry I get.

640
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,306
I am always

641
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,306
gonna forgive you.

642
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,060
- Because I love you.

643
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,060
- How can you still love me?

644
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,063
I wrecked Joey's car

645
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,063
and I broke the house.

646
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,857
Steph, those are just things.

647
00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,611
We can always buy a new car

648
00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,611
or we could put up a new wall.

649
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,405
'But there's only one

650
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,405
Stephanie Judith Tanner.'

651
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,994
And you could

652
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,994
never be replaced.

653
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,871
Gee, I never

654
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,871
thought of that.

655
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,041
I think about it

656
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,041
every day.

657
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,628
I love you, dad.

658
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,256
[instrumental music]

659
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,973
[theme music]

660
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,785
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

661
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,121
♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪