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[theme music]
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I cooked you lunch.
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Oh, Michelle, you are
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the sweetest girl in the world.
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I know, eat it.
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Okay.
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Mm, I taste bananas
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and...pickles and Jell-O.
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- Or a bubble gum.
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- 'Mm-hmm.'
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You got all four food groups.
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Hey, don't play
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with your food.
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Oh, nuts.
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[Jesse Frederick singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man
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the paper boy evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Ah ah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ And everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, munchkins, we got
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your chocolate moo juice here.
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Extra chocolate,
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easy on the moo.
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Thanks, Uncle Jesse.
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- Hey, everybody.
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- 'Hey, Joey.'
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- 'Hey, Joey.'
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- Guess what, Michelle.
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I got you a tape
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of children's songs by Raffi.
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Thank you. What is a Raffi?
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Well, he's the guy
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who sings "Baby Beluga."
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Oh, I used to love that song.
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Dad, remember our dance?
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Come on, let's show Michelle.
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Oh, oh, this'll be fun.
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I'll just put it here
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in your little baby boom box.
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Okay, Joey, rock 'n' roll.
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[Raffi singing "Baby Beluga"]
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♪ Baby Beluga
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in the deep blue sea ♪
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♪ He swims so wild
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and he swims so free ♪
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♪ Heaven above
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and the sea below ♪
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♪ And a little white whale
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on the go two three four ♪
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♪ Baby Beluga ♪
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♪ Baby Beluga ♪
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♪ Is the water cold ♪
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♪ Is your mama home with you ♪
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♪ So happy ♪
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♪ Way down yonder
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where the dolphins play.. ♪♪
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This is great,
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I got the "Baby Beluga" dancers
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I'm drinking moo juice.
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When did my life
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become a G-rated movie?
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- 'Hi.'
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- Bye.
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Girls, wait. How about a little,
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"Hello, how was your day?"
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No time to talk.
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We're in charge of a dance.
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What about your homework?
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If we do our homework now
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what do we do
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while they take attendance?
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Don't worry about me,
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I'm almost finished.
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Oh, yeah? Let's see it then.
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Did I say almost finished?
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I meant almost started.
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Great. The dance is next Friday.
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Don't be late.
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- Dog Face said yes.
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- Alright, we got a band.
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Dog Face? Never heard of them.
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That's because
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you're in second grade
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and Dog Face
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is a high school band.
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So? The Rolling Stones are about
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a 100 and I've heard of them.
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So what's next on our list?
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Well, this is a backwards dance.
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That means we have to get some
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guys to be our dates.
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Call up Kevin.
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I can't right now.
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I don't have his phone number.
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Yes, you do,
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it's a speed-dial button
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with the heart drawn around it.
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- Stephanie!
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- It's ringing.
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This is the phone company.
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Your phone works fine. Goodbye.
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[clucking]
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[laughs]
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- Kimmy.
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- Sorry.
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But sometimes she's funny.
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- Hello, Kevin?
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- Stephanie!
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This is Stephanie Tanner
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and I was wondering
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if you'd like to
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go to the backwards dance
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with my lovely sister, D.J.?
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Okay, bye.
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Kevin said yes.
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I'm gonna hug you.
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Teenagers..
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You make such a big deal
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out of everything.
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[piano music]
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Somebody do something!
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It's been one solid week
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of "Baby Beluga."
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I'm going bananas!
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♪ Baby Beluga ♪
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♪ Oh Baby Beluga.. ♪♪
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Joey, you gave her that tape,
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you take it away.
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Michelle, what do you say
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we fast-forward
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this thing to another song, huh?
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No.
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Well, Baby Beluga's tired.
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He needs a nap.
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Don't make me cry.
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Ahem. How do I look?
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[cheering]
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You look great.
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Dad, do you have to tape
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everything?
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Oh, sorry. Okay, I'll stop.
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Well, maybe a few more seconds.
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I'm having
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a really good hair day.
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[doorbell rings]
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- I'll get it.
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- Wait, that's Kevin!
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Now.
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Hi, neighbors. Hi, camera.
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♪ I got the right stuff
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oh oh oh.. ♪♪
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Alright, Kimmy, uh, I gotta save
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the batteries for later.
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D.J., bad news.
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We don't have a band.
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Dog Face broke up.
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This is terrible.
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I promised
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we'd have a great band.
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Everybody's gonna hate me.
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Unless..
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W-w-what? What unless?
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What are you looking at me for?
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Oh, come on.
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D.J., you know,
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I-I'd be happy to help you out
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but I can't get my band
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at this late notice.
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Well, what if I got you
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another backup band?
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Wait, I know who I can get.
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They're hot.
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Please?
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Deej, get a grip.
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Actually, loosen your grip.
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- Alright, I'm there for you.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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Oh, Kevin,
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I missed your entrance.
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Could you go back out
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and come back in again?
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Dad. Kevin's mom is waiting.
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And don't you dare follow us
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out to the car. Bye.
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Thanks for asking me out, Steph.
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My pleasure.
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Any little brothers
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like you at home?
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Steph.
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Adios, Tanners.
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Jesse, be there by 7:00.
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The gig pays $50.
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But since you don't have
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a whole band, you get $20.
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Everybody sing.
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I gotta go get ready
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for the band.
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Wait, you are missing
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the best part!
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[instrumental music]
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[piano music]
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Hey, Deej, is your backup band
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gonna show up or what?
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Oh, they'll be here,
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don't worry.
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Uh, and just remember, you
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promised to play no matter what.
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I got a feeling I'm gonna
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earn my $20 tonight.
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So, Kathy, who'd you bring
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to the dance?
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Him, him and him.
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Where'd Kevin go?
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He's, um..
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Kevin, come over here.
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I'm just gonna get some punch.
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Want any?
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Hey, Kevin,
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who asked you here?
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D.J.
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So how come
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your babe's not here?
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She's busy talking.
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She knows everybody.
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I'm not good at that.
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- You gotta loosen up, man.
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- Yeah.
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Come on, we got
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a little surprise for you.
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What're you guys talking about?
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Just come on.
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[march music]
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[crowd cheering]
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D.J. Tanner,
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report to the stage immediately.
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Oh, great, the band's here.
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[imitating D.J.]
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Oh, great. The band's..
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This is a marching band.
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Unless we're playing on a float,
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I'm out of here.
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You promised.
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You promised
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a good backup band.
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They're good, they're a band
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and they're in back of you.
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Just give them a chance, please?
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Alright.
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But let's get one thing
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straight.
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We're not spelling out
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the school name
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during our songs.
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- Alright!
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- Come here.
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Now, as you might have guessed,
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this is not Dog Face.
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But let's give a big Van Atta
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Junior High welcome to..
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- No names.
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- The No Names.
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[applause]
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You feeling alright out there?
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(together)
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00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,603
Yeah!
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We'll take care of that.
295
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,689
Here we go!
296
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[singing "Wild Thing"]
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[march music]
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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♪ You make my heart sing ♪
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00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:30,713
♪ You make
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everything groovy.. ♪
302
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,676
Alright.
303
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[indistinct chatter]
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00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,020
♪ Wild thing
305
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,020
I think I love you ♪
306
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,652
♪ B-but I would like
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00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,652
to know for sure ♪
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00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,828
♪ Wild thing you move me.. ♪
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00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,830
He is not worth 20 bucks.
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♪ Everybody two three four ♪
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00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,503
[music continues]
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♪ Wild thing ♪
313
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,969
♪ A true wild thing ♪♪
314
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,438
Thank you! Thank you!
315
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,689
[D.J. clapping]
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00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,985
[march music]
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00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:44,204
Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
318
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,416
Uncle Jesse! You can stop now,
319
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,416
we found a stereo.
320
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,792
Come on, Deej,
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00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,792
it's our big finish
322
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,752
"Stars and Stripes Forever."
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00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,172
Uncle Jesse, it's over.
324
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,050
Aw.
325
00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,887
Alright, rehearsal at my house,
326
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Saturday. Great job, kids.
327
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,305
Kimmy, have you seen Kevin?
328
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,265
Last time I saw him,
329
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,265
he was out in the hall.
330
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,268
[chuckles]
331
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,268
He's probably hiding
332
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,268
from the band.
333
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,354
I'll tell him it's safe
334
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,354
to come back in.
335
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,773
[laughing]
336
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,320
- Kevin.
337
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,320
- Hey, D.J.
338
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,906
- What are you doing out here?
339
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,906
- Just hanging out.
340
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,117
The dance was lame,
341
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,117
so we started our own party.
342
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,245
[instrumental music]
343
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,707
You're drinking beer?
344
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,543
Yeah, it tastes horrible.
345
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,543
Want some?
346
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,588
No, I don't want some.
347
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,298
You guys aren't supposed
348
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,298
to be drinking beer.
349
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,468
Big deal. We're just having
350
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,468
some fun. Try it.
351
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,095
[gasps]
352
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,139
- Cut it out.
353
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,139
- You didn't have to do that.
354
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,393
Look, I'm sorry, D.J.
355
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,393
I'll go get some paper towels.
356
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,812
Why don't you guys
357
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,812
just get out of here?
358
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,566
You are so uncool.
359
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,569
Oh, and you think you're cool?
360
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,239
The dance was lame.
361
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,239
Now we're having a party.
362
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,074
Forget it, D.J.,
363
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,074
we don't want any beer.
364
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,118
Yeah, we're only 13.
365
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,998
- D.J. Tanner.
366
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,998
- Uncle Jesse--
367
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,293
You're in big,
368
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,293
big trouble, young lady.
369
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,004
[instrumental music]
370
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,009
Uncle Jesse,
371
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,009
I didn't do anything.
372
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,596
- Oh, yeah? Then what's this?
373
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,596
- It's beer, but--
374
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,306
Hello, what were you gonna
375
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,306
tell me you weren't drinking it?
376
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,682
I can smell it all over you.
377
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,601
Those guys
378
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,601
were the ones drinking.
379
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,312
- I was trying to stop them.
380
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,312
- Alright, save it.
381
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,063
I saw the whole thing.
382
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,063
Come on, you're going home.
383
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,815
- Uncle Jesse.
384
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,815
- D.J., where're you going?
385
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,778
- Home. She doesn't feel well.
386
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,778
- Ugh!
387
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,866
♪ Baby Beluga ♪
388
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,162
♪ Baby Beluga ♪
389
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,748
Baby Beluga, are you sick?
390
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,712
Uh-oh. Help!
391
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,465
Help!
392
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,216
Honey, what's wrong?
393
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,721
Baby Beluga is broken.
394
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,222
Really?
395
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,769
- Well, maybe I can fix it.
396
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,769
- No.
397
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,979
I want "Baby Beluga."
398
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,273
I want "Baby Beluga."
399
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,857
I want "Baby Beluga."
400
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,153
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
401
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,153
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
402
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,573
♪ Baby Beluga
403
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,573
in the deep blue sea.. ♪♪
404
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,741
Stop!
405
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,119
Sing it nicely.
406
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,542
♪ Baby Beluga
407
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,542
in the deep blue sea ♪
408
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,378
♪ He swims so wild
409
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,378
and he swims so.. ♪♪
410
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,046
- Dad!
411
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,046
- Danny!
412
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,048
- I'm talking to him first.
413
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,048
- No, I'm talking to him first.
414
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,717
- I am. You don't even know--
415
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,717
- I am--
416
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,468
Whoa! What's going on here?
417
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,804
I was not drinking beer.
418
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,348
- You were not drinking what?
419
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,348
- Danny, I saw the whole thing.
420
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,974
She had a beer in her hand,
421
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,974
She's waving around.
422
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,100
She's talking about partying.
423
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,561
The other kids were drinking.
424
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,438
I was telling them
425
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,438
how stupid they looked.
426
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,273
Hey, Deej,
427
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,273
everybody makes mistakes.
428
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,317
And we know how hard it is
429
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,317
when the other kids are drinking
430
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,902
and they offer you a tri--
431
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,864
I know drinking is wrong.
432
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,864
We already had this talk.
433
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,116
That's why I didn't do it.
434
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,116
I'm telling you the truth.
435
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,951
Right, like you were tellin' us
436
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,951
the truth about your homework?
437
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,453
You weren't
438
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,453
exactly honest about this
439
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,873
marching backup band tonight.
440
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,041
That was totally different.
441
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,044
You believe me, don't you, dad?
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00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,089
I'd like to,
443
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,089
but you do smell like beer.
444
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,217
Someone spilled it
445
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,217
on me, really.
446
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,052
D.J., go to your room.
447
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,555
I'm gonna talk to Jesse and then
448
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,555
I'll come up and talk to you.
449
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,682
This is so unfair.
450
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,184
How could you take his side
451
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,104
instead of believing
452
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,104
your own daughter?
453
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,942
♪ Baby Beluga ♪
454
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,069
♪ Baby Belu.. ♪♪
455
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,573
Oh, no. Get out,
456
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,573
get out, get out!
457
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,913
How could they do this?
458
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,913
I was telling the truth.
459
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,997
I don't deserve
460
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,997
to be treated this way.
461
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,125
I didn't do anything.
462
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,045
What didn't you do?
463
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,422
[sighs]
464
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,217
It doesn't matter,
465
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,217
nobody believes me anyway.
466
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,096
Not Uncle Jesse,
467
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,096
not Joey, ugh, not even dad.
468
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,558
[sobbing]
469
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,522
I believe you, D.J.
470
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,528
You do?
471
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,949
Of course I do.
472
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,949
You're my big sister.
473
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,786
And besides that, you were
474
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,786
looking right in my eyes.
475
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,288
When you lie,
476
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,288
you look at the top of my head.
477
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,709
Thanks, Steph.
478
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,553
I've gotta find a way
479
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,553
for them to believe me.
480
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,057
I can't believe
481
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,057
this is happening.
482
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,353
She's only 13
483
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,353
and she's such a good kid.
484
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,730
Danny, this could happen
485
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,730
to any kid, there's..
486
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,859
There's a lot of pressure
487
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,859
on them to try drinking.
488
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,527
I know,
489
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,527
and not just from other kids.
490
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,905
From, and it's sometimes
491
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,905
these celebrities and rock stars
492
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,532
and people
493
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,532
these kids look up to.
494
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,408
I mean, they're-they're making
495
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,408
drinking look cool.
496
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,202
I mean, they're sending
497
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,202
the wrong message to kids.
498
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,537
But I'll tell you something,
499
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,537
D.J.'s gonna get
500
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,205
the right message,
501
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,205
okay, she's gotta know
502
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,790
that there's no drinking,
503
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,790
period, and I'd say we go
504
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,041
upstairs and lay down the law.
505
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,334
Jesse, wait a minute.
506
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,753
Just sit down.
507
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,422
I-I think it's not as simple
508
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,422
as just punishing her.
509
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,800
I think we have to find out
510
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,800
why D.J. did it
511
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,720
so we can decide
512
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,720
the best way to help her.
513
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,179
I just don't want her
514
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,179
to be one of those kids
515
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,514
who has to learn the hard way.
516
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,559
Your attention, please.
517
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,354
Whatever it is you said D.J.
518
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,354
did, she did not do.
519
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,439
- How do you know, Steph?
520
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,439
- Because she was crying.
521
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,525
And those were not
522
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,525
I'm-in-trouble tears.
523
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,903
Those were
524
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,903
I-really-didn't-do-it tears.
525
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,612
I think we have to straighten
526
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,612
this out right now.
527
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,364
- Yep.
528
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,364
- She's not in her room.
529
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,490
Where is she?
530
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,742
She went back to the dance
531
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,618
with Kimmy's mom
532
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,618
to prove she's innocent.
533
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,788
Oh, great, now she sneaks out
534
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,788
of the house without telling us?
535
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,582
What is going on with her?
536
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,042
Look, you guys,
537
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,042
I'll handle everything here.
538
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,919
- Go ahead, take off.
539
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,919
- Thanks, Joey.
540
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,795
Bye, dad.
541
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,090
I'll see you
542
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,090
at school tomorrow. Bye.
543
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,427
D.J., you missed everything.
544
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,763
Kevin and Paul and Sam
545
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,763
got caught drinking.
546
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,181
They're gonna be suspended
547
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,181
from school.
548
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,935
I hate to say it,
549
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,935
but they deserve it.
550
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,271
Your mom's waiting outside.
551
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,271
I have to find Kevin.
552
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,607
He's over there waiting
553
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,607
for his parents.
554
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,067
You better talk to him now.
555
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,485
You may not see him
556
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,485
for a long time.
557
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,576
- Hi.
558
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,576
- Hi.
559
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,286
You and I have to talk.
560
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,956
My family thinks I was drinking.
561
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,331
Oh, man.
562
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,709
You gotta tell my dad
563
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,709
I'm innocent.
564
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,212
Why did you have to go
565
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,212
and drink, anyway?
566
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,050
Those guys said
567
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,050
it would loosen me up.
568
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,886
I thought you'd have
569
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,886
more fun with me.
570
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,513
Well, I didn't have fun
571
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,513
with you tonight.
572
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,808
I had fun with the old Kevin.
573
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,563
Kevin, your parents are here.
574
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,816
I'm dead.
575
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,234
D.J., I'm really sorry.
576
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,988
I know you are.
577
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,411
Is it okay
578
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,411
if I call you again sometime?
579
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:26,165
Alright, just make sure
580
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:26,165
the old Kevin calls.
581
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,376
Come on, son. Let's go.
582
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,757
Kevin, have you seen D.J.?
583
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,592
- Yeah. She's in there.
584
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,592
- Thanks.
585
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,303
- Uh, Mr. Tanner?
586
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,303
- Yeah?
587
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,932
D.J. wasn't drinking tonight.
588
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,934
It was me and two other guys.
589
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,937
She was trying to stop us.
590
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,983
She was telling us the truth.
591
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,530
I'm sorry, man. I-I saw her
592
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,530
with the beer, I just--
593
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,448
Oh, no, Jess, don't feel bad.
594
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,200
It was an honest mistake.
595
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,121
Thanks for telling us, Kevin.
596
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,664
Come on, Kevin.
597
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,624
Come on, let's go.
598
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,877
I was pretty rough on her.
599
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,296
Do you mind if I go in
600
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,296
and have a word alone with D.J.?
601
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,506
Okay.
602
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,014
Hi.
603
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,642
Oh, great.
604
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,642
Now I'm in even more trouble.
605
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,978
Look, I came down here
606
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,978
to find Kevin so that--
607
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,189
I just talked to Kevin outside.
608
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,524
- You did?
609
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,524
- Yeah.
610
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,113
He told me what really happened.
611
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,951
I owe you a big apology.
612
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,995
You really hurt my feelings.
613
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,083
I'm sorry
614
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,083
for not believing you, pal.
615
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,629
Well, I guess
616
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,629
it did look kind of bad.
617
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,925
And I did bend the truth
618
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,925
a couple times this week.
619
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,013
D.J., I want you to know
620
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,013
why I lost my temper tonight.
621
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,143
It just, it made me crazy
622
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,143
thinking of my little niece
623
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,145
out there starting to drink.
624
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,855
I mean, this isn't fun
625
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,855
and games, you know, I've seen
626
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,148
it happen to my friends,
627
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,148
they think they have it
628
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,691
in their control,
629
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,691
before they know it
630
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,484
they'd messed up
631
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,484
their whole lives.
632
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,529
That's why I'm so proud of you
633
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,281
for making
634
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,281
the right decision tonight.
635
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,368
It's not that hard to say no.
636
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,247
Those kids
637
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,247
were acting like idiots.
638
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,040
Well..
639
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,000
...we made it
640
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,000
through tonight.
641
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,629
The sad truth
642
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,629
is that you're gonna be faced
643
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,381
with a lot
644
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,381
of tough decisions in your life.
645
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,759
And not just about drinking,
646
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,759
either, about..
647
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,803
About drugs, and about sex..
648
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,680
...and...who knows what.
649
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,016
[dramatic music]
650
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,977
I just wish
651
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,977
you could grow up in a world
652
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,062
where you can enjoy
653
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,062
being a kid.
654
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:57,024
But I'm sorry, pal,
655
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:57,024
that's not the way it is.
656
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,944
So...I hope that
657
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,944
you'll use
658
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,321
the same good judgment
659
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,321
that you used tonight.
660
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,200
Because I never want
661
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,200
to see you get hurt.
662
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,411
I love you so much.
663
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:15,084
I love you too,
664
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:15,084
Uncle Jesse. Thank you.
665
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,673
Alright, let's go home, huh?
666
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,684
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