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- Daddy, guess who?
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- Uh, is it Big Bird?
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No, silly.
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Okay, then I give up.
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Who is it?
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Michelle Elizabeth Tanner.
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Oh, Michelle,
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you fooled me again.
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What are you doing up
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in the middle of the night?
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The sun woke me up.
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What sun? It's only..
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7:30?
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Michelle, I forgot
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to go to sleep.
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I-I was checking the schedule
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for my big telethon.
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And it's a good thing I did,
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'cause in hour 17
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I booked back-to-back
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tap dancers.
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That's tune-out city.
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And then--
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- Daddy?
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- Yes, honey?
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You talk too much.
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It's very important
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to be a good listener.
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Maybe next time.
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[John Stamos singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man
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the paper boy evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪
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(male #1)
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'I'm getting really tired.'
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Places, everybody.
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Two minutes for showtime.
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Uh, Jess, aren't you supposed
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to be going over your music?
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Danny, relax. I got it.
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You got us playing
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"Feelings" once every hour.
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Oh, great news,
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that 4 a.m. "Feelings"
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it's been switched
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to "Tie A Yellow Ribbon."
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That is great news.
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Joey, what's in the donut boxes?
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- Donuts.
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- Great.
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Donuts go on the donut table.
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It's a good thing
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I ran into you. Relax!
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Becky, what are you
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supposed to be doing?
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- Waiting for the show to start.
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- You're doing a great job.
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Danny, relax!
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Alright, phone volunteers.
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Is everybody ready?
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(together)
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Relax!
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[telephone ringing]
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Alright, our first call.
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"We Love Our Children Telethon
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'90." May I take your pledge?
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Oh, hi, Kimmy.
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Dad, it's for you.
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Mr. T., I brought my unicycle.
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If you need me,
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I'm ready to ride.
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That's very sweet of you
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to offer and gosh, darn, Kimmy
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if this show wasn't supposed
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to be entertaining
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you'd be right in there.
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Tanner? Oh, Tanner.
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I gave you 24 hours
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of airtime on my station
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because I have total confidence
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in you.
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- Now, don't screw this up.
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- Don't worry, Mr. Strowbridge.
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Everything's under control.
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Then how come you're not
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wearing any shoes?
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Oh, because, uh,
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I wanted to impress you
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with my brand-new
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designer socks.
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Wardrobe!
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We're on the air in five
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seconds, everybody. Here we go.
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Four, three, two..
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[upbeat music]
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Welcome to the "We Love
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Our Children Telethon '90."
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And now your host for the show
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the host
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of "Wake Up, San Francisco"
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Danny Tanner!
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[applause]
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Ha! Thank you,
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Jesse and The Rippers.
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And welcome to the first annual
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"We Love Our Children Telethon."
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Our goal is to raise one million
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dollars in the next 24 hours
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to buy new equipment for
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the Children's Health Center.
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Right now, our lines are open
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and volunteers are standing by
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to take your calls, here's
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my little daughter, Michelle
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to give you the number
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you can call.
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Hi, people. I got a new dress.
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To make a pledge,
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dial 555 H-E-L-P.
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Hi, to all my friends at Frasier
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Street Elementary School.
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Hi, Laurie. Hi, Harry.
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Hi, Brian. Hi, Walter. Hi--
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Uh, Steph, honey,
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it's only a 24-hour telethon.
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Well, what do you say
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we bring out our first act?
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Say hello to one of the hottest
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comics in San Francisco.
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He's my close personal friend
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and that's not just
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showbiz chatter
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because he lives in my garage.
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Say hello to Joey Gladstone.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, thank you.
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Oh, come on now. Cut it out.
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Quit it.
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Come on, knock it off.
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Hey, let's hear it for this
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band, huh, ladies and gentlemen?
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[cheering and applauding]
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'Yes.'
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My favorite guy in any band
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is always the bass player
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you know, because the bass
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player's getting into his thing.
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[imitating bass guitar]
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Then he looks over and he sees
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the rest of the guys in the band
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and he smiles,
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his eyes are like..
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"Yeah, I like you guys."
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[imitating bass guitar]
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Then, of course, you go
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to a heavy metal concert, right?
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It's always great, you get
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to hear the lead guitarist.
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Right, he's always.
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[imitating lead guitar]
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Your friends are just going,
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"Hey, just wait.
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They're gonna sing, dude."
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You know, ladies
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and gentlemen, every time
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you pick up that phone
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and make a pledge
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you do some magic for the kids.
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And now, I'd like to do
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some magic for you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my lovely
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assistant, Rebecca Donaldson
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and the Cabinet of Mystery.
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[applause]
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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[crowd cheering and applauding]
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The Cabinet of Mystery!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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for the hard part.
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- Putting her back together.
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- Ooh.
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[drumroll]
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[laughing]
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Get me out of here.
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Well, while I go for help,
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ladies and gentlemen
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why don't we bring out
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the next act?
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I am the next act.
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I'm singing a duet with Danny.
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Well, in that case, the song
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stylings of Danny Tanner
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and the Rebecca Donaldson trio.
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Joey. Joey!
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[instrumental music]
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- Becky?
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- In here.
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♪ Kiss today goodbye ♪
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♪ Maybe we should do
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this later ♪
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♪ No we do what we have to do ♪
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♪ And I can't regret ♪
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♪ Oh you're gonna regret this ♪
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♪ What I did for love ♪
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♪ What I did for love ♪
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♪ Gone ♪
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♪ Gone ♪
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♪ Love is never gone ♪
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♪ As we travel on ♪
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♪ Love's what we'll remember ♪
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♪ Kiss today goodbye ♪
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♪ Kiss my career goodbye ♪
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♪ Point me toward tomorrow ♪
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♪ Point me toward the exit ♪
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♪ Wish me luck ♪
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♪ Same to you ♪
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♪ Yeah the same to you fella ♪
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♪ Oh can't forget won't regret ♪
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♪ What I did for love ♪
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♪ What I did for love ♪
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♪ What I did for ♪
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♪ Love ♪♪
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(Danny)
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'Thank you.'
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[upbeat music]
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[cheering]
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(all)
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Whoo!
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- Thank you, cheerleaders.
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- Whoo!
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Boy, I miss football season.
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Okay, Becky, why don't we
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check that tote board?
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Becky?
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Oh, uh, Beck went home
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to get some sleep.
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Oh, right, I forgot.
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She went home to get some sleep.
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Sleep.
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Hey, I'm back, and we've only
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got a little while left
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four hours, in fact
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to hit that sack.
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I mean, hit
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the million-dollar mark.
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- Hi, dad.
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- Oh, look.
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It's my wonderful family
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back to answer the phones.
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- Hi, wonderful family.
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- Hi, daddy.
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Hi, Michelle.
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I got an idea.
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Why don't you wait there,
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and why don't we sit down
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in this chair and rest a while?
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Oh, it's a nice, soft,
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cozy chair. Come here, honey.
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Oh, boy. Oh, you're heavy. Ah!
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So, sweetheart,
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what did you do last night?
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- I went to sleep.
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- You went to sleep?
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Ah, aren't you lucky?
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You were in your bed
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and you were comfortable
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under the covers
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and then, you closed your eyes.
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Daddy. Daddy.
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Earth to Danny.
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Shh, daddy is sleeping.
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Well, your daddy has to put
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a show on for the people.
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I'll do it.
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[snoring]
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♪ Incy wincy spider
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went up the water spout ♪
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♪ Down came the rain
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and washed the spider out ♪
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♪ Down came the sun
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and dried all the rain ♪
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♪ And then incy wincy spider
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went up the water spout ♪
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(Jesse)
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'Oh, yeah! Too much.'
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Why is a-a three year old
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hosting my telethon?
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Well, because
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her-her daddy is sleeping.
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♪ Incy wincy spider
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went up the water spout ♪♪
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♪ Itsy ♪
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♪ Itsy bitsy ♪
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♪ Spider oh yeah ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪♪
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[audience cheering]
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Whoo! Ain't nothing to it.
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A baby can do it.
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Alright. Thank you very much.
323
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Joey, what's up next?
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Well, not Danny.
325
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Well, it seems like we,
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uh, we have a little gap
327
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in the entertainment,
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if you will here at the
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"We Love Our Children
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Telethon '90."
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And, uh, not that
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we're in trouble or anything
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but I know there are a lot
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of great acts in town this week.
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The Bolshoi Ballet, the Beach
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Boys, uh, Chimps on Ice.
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Uh, if any of you are out there
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watching, I'm not gonna beg
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but please, please
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come down and help us out.
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Alright, now what?
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What do you wanna do?
343
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You wanna sing the alphabet?
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Come on, man.
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Do that alphabet thang
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you do so well.
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Here's your mic, babe.
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♪ A B C D E F G ♪
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♪ H I J K M N N O P.. ♪
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Now she's singing the alphabet?
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Oh, don't worry,
352
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,594
aside from that, uh,
353
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,513
M-N-N-O-P part,
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she's pretty good.
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(Jesse)
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'Yeah.'
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♪ Now I know my A B C ♪
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♪ Next time
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won't you sing with me ♪♪
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[cheering and applauding]
361
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Congratulations.
362
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You guys are now the hosts.
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Your first job, wipe his chin.
364
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,705
- Well, what do we do now?
365
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- I don't know.
366
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,998
But I ain't wiping his chin.
367
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,917
I have an idea. I can do
368
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,917
my dance to "Love Shack."
369
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What do you guys think?
370
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,046
Great. I'll go get the tape.
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Why don't you sing
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that song you do to Michelle?
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- Well..
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- 'Thank you.'
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The kitty goes meow.
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The cow goes moo.
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And there you have it,
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the fabulous barnyard stylings
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of Michelle Tanner.
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Thank you very much.
381
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- You're welcome very much.
382
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- 'Alright.'
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'And now
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for our next performer.'
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Here she is performing
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"Love Shack, Baby."
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Stephanie Tanner!
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[B-52's singing "Love Shack"]
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♪ If you see a faded sign
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by the side of the road ♪
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00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:18,501
♪ That says 15 miles to the ♪
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00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:18,501
♪ Love Shack ♪
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00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:23,339
♪ Love Shack yeah ♪
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00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:30,388
♪ I'm headin' down
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the Atlanta highway ♪
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00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,268
♪ Lookin' for the love getaway ♪
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♪ Heading for the love getaway ♪
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00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,399
♪ I got me a car
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it's as big as a whale ♪
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00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,486
♪ And we're headin' on down
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00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,486
to the Love Shack ♪
402
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,823
♪ I got me a Chrysler
403
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,823
and it seats about 20 ♪
404
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,911
♪ So hurry up and bring
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00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,911
your jukebox money ♪
406
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,247
♪ The Love Shack
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is a little old place ♪
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♪ Where we can get together ♪
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♪ Love Shack baby ♪
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00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:07,341
♪ Love Shack baby ♪
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00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,177
♪ Love Shack ♪♪
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00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,012
[cheering and applauding]
413
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,392
Thank you, thank you!
414
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,228
And now, here she is
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00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,774
direct from my room,
416
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,774
my sister and yours..
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00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,861
Everybody give it up
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for D.J. Tanner.
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[singing
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00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,530
"Lollipop And Gummy Bears"]
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♪ I'm riding down the aisle
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00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,081
in a shopping cart ♪
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00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,502
♪ I ask my dad please
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00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,502
can we get some of these ♪
425
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921
♪ He says
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00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921
you're going to the dentist ♪
427
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,380
♪ To get your teeth clean ♪
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00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,301
♪ So you can't have
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00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,301
any of those sweets ♪
430
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,639
♪ So we're headed for the truck
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00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,639
stand and I see in a pile ♪
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00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,434
♪ Just what I want
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00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,434
so I give my dad a smile ♪
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00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,688
♪ I ask daddy please
435
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,688
can we get some of these ♪
436
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,065
♪ He says
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00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,065
you're gonna have cavities ♪
438
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:09,863
♪ But I want lollipops and gummy
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00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:09,863
bears are my favorite treat ♪
440
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,741
♪ When I'm being good
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00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,741
I ask my dad for a treat ♪
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00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,828
♪ Lollipops and gummy bears
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00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,828
are good for treats ♪
444
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,539
♪ And I could share
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00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,539
they make me so happy ♪
446
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:25,252
♪ They make me so happy
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00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:25,252
so happy as I can be ♪
448
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,048
♪ Lollipops and gummy bears
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00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:29,048
are my favorite treat ♪
450
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,052
♪ When I'm being good
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00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,052
I ask my dad for a sweet ♪
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00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,847
♪ Lollipops and gummy bears
453
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,847
are good for treats ♪
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00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,683
♪ And we could share
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00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,683
they make me so happy ♪
456
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,645
♪ They make me so happy
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00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,645
so happy as I can ♪
458
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,481
♪ Lollipops and gummy bears
459
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,481
are good for treats ♪
460
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,401
♪ And we could share ♪♪
461
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,486
[applause]
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00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,911
Yay!
463
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,665
[singing "Janie's Got A Gun"]
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00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:08,170
♪ Janie's got a gun ♪
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00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,882
♪ Janie's got a gun ♪
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00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,593
♪ He jacked
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00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,593
a little bitty baby ♪
468
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:19,390
♪ What did her daddy do ♪♪
469
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,516
Stop it.
470
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,726
Becky, please do something
471
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,311
before he starts
472
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,311
doing Tina Turner.
473
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,480
Well, Jess, I have a woman
474
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,480
on the phone who's willing
475
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,650
to pledge $200 if Kimmy Gibbler
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00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,650
will ride her unicycle.
477
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,527
Gosh, that's a generous offer,
478
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,527
but..
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00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,780
Unfortunately,
480
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,780
Kimmy Gibbler's not here.
481
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,074
Guess again.
482
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,074
Thanks for calling, mom.
483
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,118
"Sabre Dance" in G.
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00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,118
Hit it, boys.
485
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,788
[instrumental "Sabre Dance"]
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Kimmy.
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00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:50,546
Kimmy! Kimmy! Kimmy!
488
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,548
Kimmy! Kimmy!
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00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,887
I close my eyes for two seconds,
490
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,887
it's the Kimmy Gibbler Telethon.
491
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,932
Danny, you've been out
492
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,932
for four hours.
493
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,476
Four hours?
494
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,476
Why didn't somebody wake me?
495
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,228
Oh, my gosh. Ah! I'm ruined.
496
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,228
I ruined the telethon.
497
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,816
- My life is over.
498
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,816
- Danny, we're still on the air.
499
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,693
That concludes the dramatic
500
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,693
portion of our show.
501
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,154
Danny, don't worry about it.
502
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,154
We took over as hosts for you.
503
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,740
Joey, myself, Becky.
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00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,740
The girls did a little dancing.
505
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,076
It went extremely okay.
506
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,620
Thanks, man.
507
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,620
You guys are the best.
508
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,913
Go get them.
509
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,706
Alright, let's look
510
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,706
at our new total.
511
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,418
Alright.
512
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,962
Nine-hundred
513
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,962
and sixty thousand dollars!
514
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,254
Alright!
515
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,090
[cheering and applauding]
516
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,343
Well, we're doing great
517
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,343
but we've gotta hit
518
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,053
that million-dollar mark
519
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,053
by the end of the show.
520
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,554
The kids are counting on you.
521
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,264
When we go off the air,
522
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,264
don't forget about all those
523
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,767
other important charities
524
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,767
that need your help.
525
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,021
Guess who's here! Oh-oh!
526
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,021
Uh, guess who's here.
527
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:52,066
One of the Beach Boys, Mike Love
528
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:52,066
and he's right over there.
529
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,986
Where did he go? I lost him.
530
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,986
I lost a whole Beach Boy.
531
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,364
- Excuse me, I'm over here.
532
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,364
- Oh!
533
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,366
- Dr. Love, how you doing?
534
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,366
- How you doing?
535
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,659
What are you doing down here?
536
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,536
Well, I heard, I heard
537
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,536
you begging for help
538
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,371
and-and I think
539
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,371
it's a great cause
540
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,414
and one-to-one,
541
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,414
I think we can work it out.
542
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,043
You'd really put us over
543
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,043
the top if you'd sing a song.
544
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,211
Well, I'd love to sing
545
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,211
"Be True To Your School"
546
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,380
if we could get those
547
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,380
cheerleaders out here.
548
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,633
- Oh, yeah.
549
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,633
- Oh, thanks. Here you go.
550
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,218
Okay.
551
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,012
I'm gonna sing the song.
552
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,012
I'm singer, you're drummer.
553
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,221
Right.
554
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,764
When I start the song
555
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,516
a little, I'm gonna pause,
556
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,516
a little drumroll.
557
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,476
- Got it. Little solo.
558
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,476
- Little, tiny thing.
559
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,938
I'm in. Got it.
560
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,690
Let's hit it!
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00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:37,987
♪ When some loud braggart
562
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:37,987
tries to put you down ♪
563
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:41,866
♪ And says his school is great ♪
564
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,868
♪ I tell him right away ♪
565
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,412
♪ Now what's the matter buddy ♪
566
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,873
♪ Ain't you heard of my school ♪
567
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,543
♪ It's number one in the state ♪
568
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,471
You asked me to play a solo.
569
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,806
Ever since Ringo started touring
570
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,683
we've had problems like this
571
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,683
with drummers.
572
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,310
Anyway, why don't you come up
573
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,310
here and play guitar?
574
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,063
- Alright.
575
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,063
- Here.
576
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(Jesse)
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'Hit it!'
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[The Beach Boys singing
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"Be True To Your School"]
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♪ Be true to your school now ♪
581
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,740
♪ Just like you would
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00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,740
to your girl or guy ♪
583
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,201
♪ Be true to your school now ♪
584
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:30,081
♪ And let your colors fly ♪
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00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:34,293
♪ Be true to your school.. ♪
586
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,671
Well, we're almost at the end of
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the show. Let's check the tote.
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We did it!
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[cheering and applauding]
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'Oh, boy!'
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♪ On Friday we'll be jacked up
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on the football game.. ♪
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We love our children!
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We love you! Thanks a million!
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00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,318
♪ My girl will be working
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00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,318
on her pom-poms now ♪
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00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,654
♪ And she'll be yelling
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00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,654
tonight ♪
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00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,698
♪ Be true to your school ♪
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00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,619
♪ Just like you would
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00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,619
to your girl or guy ♪
602
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,872
♪ Be true to your school now ♪
603
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,959
♪ Be true to your school now ♪
604
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,130
♪ Be true to your school now ♪
605
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,382
♪ Rah rah rah
606
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,382
be true to your school ♪
607
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,385
♪ Rah rah rah
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00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,385
be true to your school ♪
609
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,888
♪ Rah rah rah
610
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,888
be true to your school ♪
611
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,018
♪ Rah rah rah
612
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,018
be true to your school ♪
613
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,229
♪ Rah rah rah
614
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,229
be true to your school ♪
615
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,440
♪ Rah rah rah
616
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,440
be true to your school ♪
617
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,568
♪ Rah rah rah
618
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,568
be true to your school ♪
619
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,905
♪ Rah rah rah
620
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,905
be true to your school ♪
621
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,117
♪ Rah rah rah
622
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,117
be true to your school ♪
623
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,162
♪ Rah rah rah
624
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,162
be true to your school ♪
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♪ Rah rah rah
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00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:55,041
be true to your school ♪♪