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[theme music]
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"And the handsome prince said
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all these words."
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The end.
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(Danny)
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'Michelle!'
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Daddy's coming.
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No barking.
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[Comet barks]
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Shh!
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Michelle.
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Honey, did you
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tuck yourself in already?
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'Daddy, I'm sle-e-eping.'
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[chuckles]
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Well, first I want
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my goodnight kiss.
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Oh. Michelle,
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what wet lips you have.
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Honey.
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How did Comet get
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in your bed?
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You got me.
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You know the rules.
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No dogs in bed.
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You're in big trouble, mister.
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[chuckles]
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[Jesse Frederick singing
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"Everywhere You Look"]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman the paper boy
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evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get to livin' here?
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Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This old world's
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confusin' me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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[theme music]
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I'm not gonna sneeze.
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I'm not gonna sneeze.
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Ahh.
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Thank you, nose.
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Achoo!
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Happy New Year.
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It's not a holiday, Michelle.
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I have a horrible cold.
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I'll make you all better.
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You're gonna love this.
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What the heck
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are you doing?
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Making you chicken soup.
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Hey, you ready to pitch
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that big account today, Jess?
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- Looking good, Joseph.
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- Looking sharp, Jess.
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- I'm pumped.
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- I am psyched.
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(both)
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Hold it.
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I'm not going in there
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with a dented head.
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Good thinking.
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Steph, give my love
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to the third grade.
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- We're out of here.
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- We're gone.
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Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
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- We're back.
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- Yeah.
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Don't worry.
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It's just my nose, my throat
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my ears, my chest.
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Eight years old,
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and I'm falling apart.
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That's it, no school
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for you today, young lady.
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Get your PJs on
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and up to bed.
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[sighs]
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But we're supposed
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to see a filmstrip
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on how they make cheese.
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You know, that bed is sounding
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better and better.
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Finish your soup,
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young lady.
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Howdy, boys.
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Oh, good.
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Kimmy's gone country.
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[screams]
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D.J.!
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(D.J.)
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'Coming!'
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Hi, Kimmy.
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Oh, guys,
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I'm glad you're here.
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I'm in charge of Career Day.
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Will you guys come down
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to my school next week
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and talk about advertising?
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- Yeah, sure, Deej.
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- We're there for you, babe.
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I'm there for you too, babe.
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Huh. Well, thanks, dad,
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but you're probably busy.
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Oh, I'm never too busy
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to inspire the youth of America.
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And I guess this is where
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it pays off really big
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having a dad who's the star of
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"Wake Up, San Francisco," huh?
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Tell him.
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I can't.
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Look how happy he is.
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Yeah, he is happy.
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I'll tell him.
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We don't need you, Mr. T.
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We already booked
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a big TV star.
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Bigger than me?
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Jimmy Chung said
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he could get his Aunt Connie.
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Connie Chung?
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You booked Connie Chung
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for Career Day?
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I've been trying to get her
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on my show for years.
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Tell you what,
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have your people call my people.
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- D.J.
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- I know, dad.
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Make knew friends.
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And we'd really like
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to thank you for switching
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the meeting to our house.
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Yes, I'm sure you'll find
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it was worth the inconvenience.
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I'm sure, I will.
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I'm gonna go get ready
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in the getting ready area.
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Excuse me.
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Wait till you see what my boys
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have cooked up for you.
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Take it away, Gladstone.
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Thank you,
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Mr. Malatesta.
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Ms. Garland,
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my partner and I
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are gonna make
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your new men's cologne, IQ
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the smell of the '90s.
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Joey. Joey.
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The sneeze juice
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is backing up into my ears.
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Excuse us,
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it's time for her nose drops.
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[laughs]
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Okay, tilt back, Steph.
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She's very limber.
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Okay, fire one.
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[imitates missile]
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Fire two.
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[imitates missile]
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It's working.
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Hey!
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I can breathe again!
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[sniffs]
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Something's really stinky.
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[chuckles]
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Well, we know it's not
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the smell of the '90s.
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There you are.
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I made you
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some orange juice.
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It, uh, sure does look fresh.
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You, back to bed.
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Right now. Move it.
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But, Michelle--
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I said move it, mister!
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Kids.
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Okay.
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We fade in
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on an elegant library.
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We pan over
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to a portrait of a Goddess
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draped in but a wisp
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of chiffon.
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As the classical music swells
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a great intellect enters.
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The suave,
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classy, debonair IQ Man.
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I want to know if I can live
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with what I know.
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And only that.
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As the IQ Man
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ponders that thought..
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Hmm.
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...a dreamlike mist
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fills the room.
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Suddenly the Goddess
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in the painting comes to life.
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She's drawn to the IQ Man
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by a mysterious power.
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There's something about him
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I can't resist.
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Is it his eyes?
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Is it his smile?
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- Is it--
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- Stop!
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If you must love me..
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...love me for my IQ.
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IQ.
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Now available
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in biodegradable roll-on.
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That made absolutely
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no sense at all.
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It's the perfect cologne ad.
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You've got the job.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Thank you. Thanks, very much.
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Uh, Jesse and I will
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direct the commercial.
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Right. And we'll find
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the perfect IQ Man for you.
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Oh, you've already found him.
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You.
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Me? Ahem. Me?
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No, I'm, I'm not a model.
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You're hot.
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Nah.
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You're sexy.
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No!
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- You've got great hair.
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- Ok, you got one.
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But I, no, I-I
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I would, I would feel silly.
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He would love
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to do this.
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Wonderful.
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Excuse us a second,
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won't you?
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Joseph.
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I-I'm not doing this.
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I'm not gonna prancing around
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like some smiling slab of beef.
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Jess, this is the biggest break
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of our careers.
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Now, don't blow it just because
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you have this weird hang-up
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about beef.
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Katsopolis, let me explain
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your options to you.
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Either you do it, you do it,
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or you do it.
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What was the second one again?
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Hi, dad.
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Hola, Becky.
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- Hi, girls.
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- Hi.
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Well, have a great Career Day.
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Send my regards
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to Connie Chung.
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Boy, Mr. T, you sure
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do look snappy in earth tones.
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What do you want,
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Gibbler?
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Dad, remember Jimmy Chung,
297
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,761
the pathological liar?
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Oh, I'm just
299
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taking a shot here
300
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,350
but, uh, he couldn't
301
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,350
get his Aunt Connie, huh?
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He doesn't have
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an Aunt Connie.
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His name's
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not even Chung.
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[chuckling]
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00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,234
Well, what do you know?
308
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,070
Looks like you two are in
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the market for a major TV star.
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00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,906
Oh, oh, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy.
311
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Why don't you have your people
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00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,578
call my people, huh?
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- I'll do it.
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- Thanks, Becky.
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00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,165
- Be there right after lunch.
316
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,165
- Okay.
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00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,627
Whoa, whoa, girls, uh,
318
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,627
can't a guy make a joke?
319
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,045
You know, I don't have
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any people, you're my people.
321
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It's okay, dad,
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00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,882
you can do it.
323
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,801
I should've asked you
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in the first place.
325
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,304
I just got caught up
326
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,304
in Chung-mania.
327
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,930
Oh, didn't we all?
328
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,981
What is this?
329
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,108
This isn't what we ordered.
330
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,108
We ordered a library set.
331
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Not a bathroom set.
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Okay, strike it.
333
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,945
Strike the set.
334
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,696
Who's responsible
335
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,696
for this?
336
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,033
This was Ms. Garland's idea.
337
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,660
Okay, people,
338
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,660
back to work.
339
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,662
Come on, let's move,
340
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,662
let's go.
341
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I just couldn't see
342
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,872
the IQ Man in a library.
343
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,542
In fact, the more,
344
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,542
I thought about it
345
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,919
the more I saw you
346
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,919
in the, uh...shower.
347
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,509
Why would I wear
348
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,509
a smoking jacket in a shower?
349
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,135
Exactly.
350
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,596
That's why
351
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,596
you'll be wearing this.
352
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,273
And action!
353
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,612
I want to know if I can live
354
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,612
with what I know..
355
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,949
...and only that.
356
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,287
Cut, cut,
357
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,287
cut, cut, cut.
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00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,832
Jess, the concept
359
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,832
is the IQ Man
360
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,918
not the IQ head.
361
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,796
Too bad. The head's
362
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,796
all you're getting.
363
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,426
Maybe little ice cold water
364
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,426
will help him over his shyness.
365
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,387
Whoa-a-h! Okay. I'm out.
366
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,387
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
367
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,766
No, no.
368
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,766
No need to dry off.
369
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:53,356
In fact, I would like
370
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:53,356
to see your body...wetter.
371
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,400
The wetter, the better.
372
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,862
Excuse us, won't you?
373
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,862
Joseph, hop on.
374
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,701
You see, this is exactly
375
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,701
what I'm talking about.
376
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,328
I'm nothing but a big mac
377
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,328
in a bath towel.
378
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,081
Joey, I'm not a hamburger.
379
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,081
I happen to be a human being.
380
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,919
Jess, buddy,
381
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,919
as long as I'm the director
382
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,422
you will be treated
383
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,422
with dignity and respect.
384
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,049
- Thank you.
385
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,049
- Okay. Hose him down.
386
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,469
Ho-ho-hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
387
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,469
Watch the hair. Watch the hair.
388
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,011
Excuse me.
389
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,975
Take two.
390
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,978
Okay, this time,
391
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,978
give me more steam.
392
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,439
'And action!'
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00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,317
I want..
394
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,317
[coughs]
395
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,486
I want to know..
396
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,987
...if I can live
397
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,740
with what I know..
398
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,492
...and only that.
399
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,747
There's something about him
400
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,747
I can't resist.
401
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,248
Is it his eyes?
402
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,713
Is it his smile?
403
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,759
- Is it his--
404
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,759
- Stop.
405
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,761
If you must love me..
406
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,388
...love me for my I..
407
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,223
my I..
408
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,223
I'm in a bath towel.
409
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,351
I'm in a bath towel here.
410
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,436
Come on, Jess.
411
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,436
What is the problem?
412
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,772
- It's not working, okay?
413
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,772
- He's right, it's not working.
414
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,692
- Thank you.
415
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,692
- That towel is much too big.
416
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:22,153
Wait, hold, cut, cut.
417
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:22,153
Not you, not you. Whoa!
418
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,822
- I won't hurt you.
419
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,822
- 'Whoa!'
420
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,324
Malatesta, can you
421
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,324
help me out here, please?
422
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,367
She is the client.
423
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,576
She's chasing me with scissors.
424
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,745
So stop running.
425
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,997
I'll not stand here
426
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,997
and be exploited by you.
427
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,542
Katsopolis, as long as
428
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,542
you're working for me
429
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,585
you'll do exactly
430
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,585
what she says.
431
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,963
Okay, from now on
432
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,963
we don't work for you.
433
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,090
- We quit!
434
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,090
- You're making a big mistake.
435
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,592
No, no, no, the biggest mistake
436
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,592
I ever made was
437
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,469
working for
438
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,469
a spineless jellyfish like you.
439
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,262
What?
440
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,391
Uh, sir, you know, uh, uh,
441
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,391
in many parts of the world
442
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,477
a-a spineless jellyfish
443
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,477
is considered a delicacy.
444
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,771
Let's go.
445
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,565
You're a good man, Gladstone.
446
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,983
You know just when to kiss up.
447
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,781
- I am a kiss-up, aren't I?
448
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,781
- One of the best.
449
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,912
- I sold you out, didn't I?
450
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,912
- Joey, you hosed me down.
451
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,333
We're partners...and friends.
452
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,717
This man is not a hamburger..
453
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,261
and I am not
454
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,261
a side of fries
455
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,097
and you, sir,
456
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,097
are a..
457
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,266
...Chicken McNugget.
458
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,561
Joey, are you gonna quit
459
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:36,561
or order a Happy Meal?
460
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,272
- We're quitting.
461
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,272
- That's my partner.
462
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,399
Come on, we got
463
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,399
better places to be.
464
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,695
We just lost our jobs.
465
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,695
Where are we going?
466
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,238
Career Day.
467
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,159
Thank you, Mr. Kraus,
468
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,159
for introducing us
469
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,747
to the wonderful world of meat.
470
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,792
And now, as we move in to
471
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,792
the field of TV entertainment
472
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,126
I'd like to apologize once again
473
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,336
for the unfortunate
474
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,336
Connie Chung incident.
475
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,130
[all exclaim]
476
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,591
But just as exciting
477
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,260
we have the co-hosts of
478
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,260
"Wake Up, San Francisco."
479
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,970
Let's give it up
480
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,970
for Danny Tanner
481
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,764
and Rebecca Donaldson!
482
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:17,393
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
483
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:17,393
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo..
484
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,938
Who are right here.
485
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,274
Wake up, Van Atta Junior High.
486
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,274
I'm Danny Tanner.
487
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,984
And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
488
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,987
And this is basically what
489
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,987
we do, we talk to each other.
490
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,198
And to our guests,
491
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,198
and we listen, and we..
492
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,992
Finish
493
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,992
each other's sentences.
494
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,911
[laughs]
495
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,415
Okay, now,
496
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,415
looking as I am right now
497
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,126
at your beautiful, shiny,
498
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,126
round little faces
499
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,420
I'm reminded
500
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,420
of my first job in television.
501
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:48,132
I was assistant stock boy
502
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:48,132
in Antenna Town.
503
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,050
And you know,
504
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,050
it reminds me of a long story--
505
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,470
Danny, look,
506
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,470
our first question.
507
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,015
How tall
508
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,015
is Connie Chung?
509
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,184
Connie Chung
510
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,184
is not here, I am and..
511
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,895
...I'm 6'4.
512
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,895
Thanks a lot.
513
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,981
Yeah, but if she were here,
514
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,981
how tall would she be?
515
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,732
- Who does Connie's hair?
516
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,732
- Yes?
517
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,527
[all clamoring]
518
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,362
That's it.
519
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,362
Let's face it.
520
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,448
Connie Chung couldn't make it,
521
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,448
so just get over it.
522
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,036
Oh, look who's here.
523
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,746
From the exciting world
524
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,746
of advertising
525
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,874
Jesse Katsopolis
526
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,874
and Joey Gladstone.
527
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,416
Come on down.
528
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,005
- Thanks, guys.
529
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,005
- "Thanks, guys?"
530
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,466
That's it for me and Rebecca?
531
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,466
The butcher had ten minutes.
532
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,510
Sorry, dad,
533
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,510
but class is almost over
534
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,637
and the butcher
535
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,637
gave out midget salamis.
536
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,932
Hey, I'm not
537
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,932
above bribes.
538
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,600
In fact, maybe
539
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,600
these kids would like
540
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,185
some autographed pictures of me.
541
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,185
I brought the pictures.
542
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,729
And I have a special felt marker
543
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,729
and everything.
544
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,023
Danny, it's over.
545
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,193
Take it away, boys.
546
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,987
- Thank you. Thank you.
547
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,987
- Thank you.
548
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,739
- Thanks.
549
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,739
- Thank you.
550
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,035
Hi.
551
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,037
You know, when you really stop
552
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,037
and think about it
553
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,081
this whole career thing
554
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,081
is overrated.
555
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,333
I mean, there are
556
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,333
more important things in life.
557
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,835
Right, Joey?
558
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,128
Sure,
559
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,128
like a well-balanced breakfast.
560
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,883
Right, and, uh,
561
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,883
uh, really cool sunglasses.
562
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,135
Yeah, and strong water pressure
563
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,135
in the shower.
564
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,097
- That's a good one.
565
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,097
- Yeah. That would be.
566
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,600
Did you guys
567
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,600
lose your jobs or something?
568
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,101
Zip it, Gibbler.
569
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,772
We have something much more
570
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,772
important than jobs.
571
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,566
- Yeah.
572
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,566
- We have our integrity.
573
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,317
How much does that
574
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,317
pay an hour?
575
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,946
[bell rings]
576
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,074
So remember, kids, always
577
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,074
keep your heads held high
578
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,701
and always carry
579
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,701
exact bus change
580
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,913
and remember, no running
581
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,913
in the hallways.
582
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,166
I think
583
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,166
you really moved them.
584
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,089
I feel so bad for you guys.
585
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,089
What happened?
586
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,675
Oh, our boss just
587
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,675
pushed us too far. We quit.
588
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,347
Look, I'm the last one
589
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,347
to give advice.
590
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,725
Okay, I'm the first one,
591
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,725
but maybe you guys should go
592
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,226
into business for yourselves.
593
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,020
You could write
594
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,020
and market your own commercials
595
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,188
and direct them
596
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,188
for your own production company.
597
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149
Yeah, we just learned
598
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,149
about this.
599
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,359
Why don't you guys
600
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,359
get a small business loan?
601
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,195
That's a great idea, I mean,
602
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,195
you've got the experience
603
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,990
the talent,
604
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,990
the contacts.
605
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,741
All you need is
606
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,741
to rent some equipment.
607
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,451
And find
608
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,451
some studio space.
609
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,536
And print up
610
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,536
some business cards.
611
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,123
- That's it.
612
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,123
- You're in business.
613
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,874
Congratulations.
614
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,793
We have our own business.
615
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,628
What the hell
616
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,628
just happened?
617
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,176
Tissue, tissue, tissue.
618
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,805
Achoo!
619
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,431
Thank you.
620
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,309
How rude!
621
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,938
You gave me your cold.
622
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,938
Take it back.
623
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,481
No can do.
624
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,275
Once it's out of my nose,
625
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,275
it's out of my hands.
626
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,531
- Hi, girls.
627
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,531
- 'Hi, Joey.'
628
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,158
(Michelle)
629
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,158
'Hi, Joey.'
630
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,120
How are you, Michelle?
631
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,997
She makes me sick.
632
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,168
What she means is,
633
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,168
I gave her my cold.
634
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,586
Well, I'm sorry you got
635
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,586
Stephie's cold
636
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,130
but you know the good news?
637
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,382
Since you took
638
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,382
such good care of Stephie
639
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:20,594
I'm sure Stephie's gonna take
640
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:20,594
really good care of you.
641
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,681
- Right, Steph?
642
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,681
- Nice guilt trip, Joey.
643
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,184
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
644
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,727
Bye, girls.
645
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,855
In the words
646
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,855
of Michelle Tanner
647
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:36,110
"you upstairs, into bed.
648
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:36,110
Move it, mister, move it."
649
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,820
Chill out, dude.
650
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,786
Hey, Joey, I got bad news
651
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,786
for Double J Creative Services.
652
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,788
The bank turned down
653
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,788
our business loan.
654
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,582
- How could they do that?
655
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,582
- Oh, I don't know.
656
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,834
Maybe 'cause we've no experience
657
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,834
running our own business
658
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,836
no collateral,
659
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,836
no credit rating.
660
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,255
Why do you think
661
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,255
they turned us down?
662
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,132
Hey, just 'cause
663
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,132
you're cranky and unemployed
664
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,010
don't take it out on me.
665
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,470
Guys, I heard about
666
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,470
what happened at the bank.
667
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,514
And I think I have a way
668
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,514
to make you feel better.
669
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,016
No, don't tell me
670
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,016
that you're gonna sing
671
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,309
"The Impossible Dream" again.
672
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:14,107
No. I'm just gonna hum it
673
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:14,107
while you take a look at this.
674
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,235
[humming "The Impossible Dream"]
675
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:29,789
This is a personal check
676
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:29,789
from Danny Tanner.
677
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,792
[humming louder]
678
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,669
Danny, stop humming!
679
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,337
[hums softly]
680
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,093
Why are you giving us
681
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,093
all this money?
682
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,928
Because I believe
683
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,928
in you guys.
684
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,055
After all you've done for me,
685
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,055
I'm happy to do this for you.
686
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,390
But this, this is not a gift,
687
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,390
it's an investment.
688
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,976
I wanna be a partner
689
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,976
in your success.
690
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,811
Danny, this is beautiful.
691
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,938
Oh, that's a lot of money.
692
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,938
You're so..
693
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,898
Did you say partner?
694
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,608
Well, silent partner.
695
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,401
Come on, what do you say?
696
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,401
I'll be totally close mouthed.
697
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,195
No butting in,
698
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,195
I'll keep my nose out of it
699
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,030
mind my own business, my lips
700
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,030
are sealed, not a peep out of--
701
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,908
Danny, if you'd shut up for one
702
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,908
minute, we could tell you that..
703
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,243
...you're in.
704
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,328
Yeah? Alright!
705
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,705
Double J And D
706
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,705
Creative Services.
707
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,835
Of course,
708
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,835
the D is silent.
709
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,961
[humming "The impossible Dream"]
710
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,004
Come on. Sing, boys.
711
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,256
[all humming]
712
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,799
Hum with me.
713
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,012
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
714
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,140
[theme music]
715
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,407
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
716
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,329
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪