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[theme music]

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Okay, Michelle, now

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I'm gonna teach you

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your first joke, okay?

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Alright, now, when I say,

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"Knock, knock"

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you say,

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"Who's there?"

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- Okay.

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- Okay?

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- Knock, knock.

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- Who's there?

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Boo.

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That's not funny.

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No, you're supposed

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to say, "Boo who?"

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Why?

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Well, because that's

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part of the joke.

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I say, "Knock, knock.

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Who's there?"

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"Boo. Boo who?"

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Don't cry, it's only a joke.

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Got it?

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Got it, dude.

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Good.

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[knocking on door]

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Who's there?

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It's dad.

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Dad who?

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Oh, you don't know

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your own dad?

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Don't cry,

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it's only a joke.

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[laughing]

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[theme music]

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♪ Ahh ♪

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♪ Ahh ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paper boy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪

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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪

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♪ This old world's ♪

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♪ Confusin' me ♪

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♪ Clouds as mean

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as you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Ain't a bird

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who knows your tune ♪

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♪ Then a little voice

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inside you whispers ♪

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♪ Kid don't sell

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your dreams so soon ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look

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everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody

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who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost

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out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin' ♪

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♪ To carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Do be do

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ba ba da ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Wanna play?

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Not right now,

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Michelle.

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But you're

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my favorite sister.

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Really? I'm your

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favorite sister?

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That's so sweet.

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But I'm kind of busy

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right now.

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Today, they made me editor

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of the school newspaper.

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What do you think of

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your favorite sister now?

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Eh.

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Hey, babes.

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Hey, Steph.

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Wanna play?

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You're my favorite sister.

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I am? Really?

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Did you hear that, D.J.?

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Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Let's play shadow.

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No, thank you.

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"No, thank you."

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I said, "No,

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thank you."

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"I said, no, thank you."

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Okay.

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"Okay."

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I'll do anything

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Stephanie says.

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"I'll do anything

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that Stephie says."

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Stephie says

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stop playing.

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"Stephie says

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stop playing."

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It was worth a shot.

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"It was worth a shot."

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- Hi, D.J.

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- Hi.

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Hi, there, Tanner tots.

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Oh, great.

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Kimmy's here.

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"Oh, great.

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Kimmy's here."

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You guys sound

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just like my parents.

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Okay, copycat.

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I'm gonna go

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eat broccoli.

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"Okay, copycat."

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I'm gonna eat

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some ice cream.

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Alright,

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madam editor!

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Give me a job

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on that paper

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and we're gonna

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rule the school.

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You wanna work

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on the paper?

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I've never even

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seen you read a paper.

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I read papers

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whenever I'm in line

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at the supermarket.

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Well, I don't think

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we're gonna need any articles

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about finding Elvis on Mars.

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It was Venus.

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Come on, I need

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an extracurricular activity

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so it looks like I care

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about the stupid school.

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Well, Kimmy, I'd really like

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to put you on the paper,

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but the only thing left

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is sports editor.

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That's perfect for me.

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You don't know anything

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about sports.

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Sure I do,

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my mom used to be

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a professional wrestler.

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Please?

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You're my best, best,

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best friend.

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Oh, not the puppy-dog face.

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[whimpering]

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Oh, not the whimper.

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Okay, you've got the job.

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Just don't lick my face.

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Alright!

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Thanks, D.J.

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I'm one of those people

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who writes for a newspaper!

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It's called

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a journalist.

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Really?

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It sounds so geeky.

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(Stephanie)

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Hide me! Hide me!

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"Hide me! Hide me!"

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Thanks, you guys.

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(Michelle)

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"Thanks, you guys."

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(Joey)

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Alright!

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Stevie wonder-dog.

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♪ Isn't she lovely ♪

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♪ Isn't she wonderful ♪♪

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Good doggie. Yes.

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This is great.

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We started our own

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production company

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so you could do

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stupid pet tricks.

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Shh!

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Don't insult

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our only client.

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As long as we're waiting

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for the phone to ring..

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...Spock, the Vulcan retriever.

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Yes, see Spock run.

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See Spock live long

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and slobber.

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This is so stupid,

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two grown men

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sitting in an attic

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wasting time--

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- Hang on, I got one.

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- Alright.

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Elvis dog.

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♪ Well since my poodle left me ♪

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♪ woof woof ♪

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♪ I've found

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a new place to smell ♪

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♪ It's down at the end

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of lonely street ♪

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♪ At heartbreak hotel ♪

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♪ woof woof woof woof ♪♪

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Well, I knew when

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I invested in this company

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you boys

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would make me proud.

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Comet, bad dog! Get away

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from the equipment, stop it!

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Danny, we're going crazy.

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We need a job.

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Any word about us shooting

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that commercial

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for "Wake up, San Francisco?"

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- Let me tell them.

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- I wanna tell 'em.

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- You always get to tell them.

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- Somebody tell us.

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Okay, we'll tell them on three.

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Ready? One, two..

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- You got the job.

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- You cheated!

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- We got the job?

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- Uh-huh.

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[chuckling]

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Yes!

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- Thanks, Danny.

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- Your welcome.

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- Alright.

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- Alright!

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Our first job at our very own

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production company.

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That's right, our commercial

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is gonna have

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the whole town psyched

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up for the new

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and approved "Wake Up,

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San Francisco" starring

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Rebecca Donaldson

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and Danny Tanner.

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Now, let me show you

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what we got worked out here.

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- Check this out, you guys.

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- We open up with a bed on set.

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Uh, Jess, excuse me

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this is-this is a small

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itsy-bitsy point

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it's hardly worth mentioning,

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but I-I can see

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that you're wondering

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it's-it's always been..

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..."starring, um, Danny Tanner

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and Rebecca Donaldson."

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- Okay, back to our story..

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- Start with the bed..

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Of course one could

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make the argument

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though no one

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here is arguing

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that since the show

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is changing its image

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other changes

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might be long overdue.

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I-I thought we discussed all the

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changes that needed changing.

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If you're making changes

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just for the sake of changes

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well, that changes

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everything, doesn't it?

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Danny, I just thought the show

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would be a little more balanced

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if, let's say, well,

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I talked a little more

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and you talked

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a little less.

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Well, maybe I do

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go on a bit

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but you always

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seem to enjoy it.

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You're always sitting there

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you know, happy

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and, huh, perky.

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You got a problem

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with perky?

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Perky's great.

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Maybe it's a coffee thing.

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'Maybe you've been drinking

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a lot of coffee.'

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Maybe we could do this

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with puppets.

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Yeah, I think

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little hand puppets.

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[indistinct]

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[instrumental music]

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Articles. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Bitterman,

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you got your article?

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Some article, I mean,

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all I do is copy

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the menu from

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the school cafeteria.

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Come on, you write

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the most popular column

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in the whole paper,

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"Today's Lunch."

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I should be

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sports editor

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not your best friend,

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Kimmy Gibbler.

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Deej, you're

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gonna go nuts.

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I got an exclusive interview

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with Robbie Hawkins

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the star of

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the basketball team.

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Robbie Hawkins isn't even

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on the basketball team.

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He's the equipment manager.

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Yeah, but he looks

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so cute passing out

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these little cups

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of Gatorade.

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See what I mean?

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Well, I'm sure it's a very

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well written article.

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Written on a napkin.

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Read it out loud.

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This ought

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to be good.

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What's for lunch,

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Bitterman?

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"This Day In Sports

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by Kimberly Louise Gibbler.

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"Ever wonder about that

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mega-cute guy

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"who's on the basketball team

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who's always wiping up

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"the sweat puddles?

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"It's Robbie Hawkins, and,

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girls, he spots those puddles

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"with eyes of blue,

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not sky-blue

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"but more like a

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turquoisey gray blue

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with little specks

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of green?"

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How's that for

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investigative reporting?

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Kimmy, you forgot to investigate

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who won the game.

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You've got to

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rewrite this.

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Rewrite it?

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You mean,

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write it again?

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Yes, with

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different words..

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...words about sports.

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If you think

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I'm so bad

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why did you even give

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me the job?

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I gave it to you

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because we're best friends.

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That's nepotism.

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It is not.

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It's favoritism.

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It's still an "ism."

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Look, Kimmy, I need a new

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article written right away.

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Then go ahead

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and write one.

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That's your job.

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What's your job?

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Queen of the paper?

394
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(all)

395
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'Ooh.'

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Look, I'm the editor

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and I'm telling you

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to do this over.

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No way,

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I skipped my nap

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in algebra to write that.

402
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I'm not doing it.

403
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,700
Well, then I guess

404
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you're not sports editor.

405
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Then I guess

406
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we're not friends.

407
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- Fine.

408
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- Fine.

409
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- Fine.

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- Fine.

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[melancholic music]

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[instrumental music]

413
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Ahh, no Michelle.

414
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"Ahh, no Michelle."

415
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- Grr!

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- "Grr!"

417
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She is driving

418
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me bananas.

419
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"She is driving

420
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me bananas."

421
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Steph, not now.

422
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,294
I've had a horrible day.

423
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Kimmy and I are never speaking

424
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to each other again.

425
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Gee, that's a shame.

426
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,637
"Gee, that's a shame."

427
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Okay, big shot

428
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let's see you try

429
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,141
and handle this.

430
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag

431
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of the United States of America

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"and to the republic for which

433
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it stands one nation indivisible

434
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with liberty

435
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and justice for all."

436
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- Try that.

437
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,482
- "Try that."

438
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Aye, ye-yei, ye-yei.

439
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:40,158
"Aye, ye-yei, ye-yei."

440
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D.J., I thought about

441
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,583
what you said to me today

442
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and that's why

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I wrote this.

444
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Oh, Kimmy, you did

445
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,794
the rewrite..

446
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...on real paper.

447
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"The Gibbler Gazette?"

448
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Read it and weep.

449
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"Power hungry editor

450
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Donna Jo Tanner

451
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"stabs best friend

452
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in back.

453
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Actual photo

454
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,225
on page two."

455
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You pasted my head

456
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,314
on Freddy Kruger's body?

457
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,150
How could you do that?

458
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That's it.

459
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Now our friendship

460
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is really over.

461
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Thanks, that face

462
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,574
is gonna look great

463
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,701
on Fred Flintstone's body.

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[instrumental music]

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Okay, let's rehearse this out,

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remember, you two

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are two typical San Francisco

468
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viewers, okay.

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(Jesse)

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And it's early in the morning.

471
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You're just waking up.

472
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Yeah, your face is puffy,

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your hair is smushed

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you got that

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white crud caked

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on the corner

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of your mouth--

478
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Joey, you're

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grossing them out.

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Come on.

481
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Let's rehearse this.

482
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,521
Ready? And...action!

483
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- "Wake Up, San Francisco!"

484
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- "Wake Up, San Francisco!"

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- Hi, I'm Danny Tanner.

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- And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.

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And starting next week, you'll

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be seeing a new and improved--

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Uh-ha, I'm sorry,

490
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I hate to interrupt.

491
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Here we go.

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At the risk

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of talking too much

494
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,245
guys shouldn't we be waking up

495
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,245
a little more naturally?

496
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,497
She's shooting up like

497
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,497
a pop tart in a toaster.

498
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:15,002
Oh! Well, excuse me

499
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:15,002
for being so perky

500
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but I thought the idea

501
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was to wake up

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with some energy.

503
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,382
Right, pumpkin?

504
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,675
Yes, sweetheart.

505
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:21,842
I'll handle her.

506
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,928
- You handle the tall one.

507
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,928
- Okay.

508
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,013
Aw, honey muffin,

509
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,013
I love you.

510
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,890
And I love the way

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you woke up.

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Mm-mwah.

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He's playing favorites.

514
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,147
Aw, honey muffin..

515
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,110
...I love you, and I love

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the way you woke up.

517
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Mwah-mwah-mwah.

518
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,448
There. Now you feel

519
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,448
better, Danny?

520
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,867
- A little bit.

521
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,867
- Okay, alright.

522
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,036
Now, come on,

523
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,036
let's compromise here.

524
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Danny, when you wake up,

525
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,456
wake up a little more..

526
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,831
...pop tarty.

527
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,167
Alright, sweetheart,

528
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,167
when you wake up try to be

529
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,834
a little more stiff,

530
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,834
like your partner.

531
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,545
Okay, a little more makeup

532
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,545
for Miss Donaldson, please.

533
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,422
Accentuate the cheekbones.

534
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,422
Very nice.

535
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Watch the hair.

536
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Thank you, girls.

537
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,471
- Uh, how do I look?

538
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,471
- Danny...you're a fox.

539
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,598
- Thanks, Joey.

540
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,598
- Alright.

541
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,890
Alright, let's try

542
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,890
it again.

543
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,393
I feel a lotta love

544
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,393
in this room.

545
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,729
And...action!

546
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,314
- Cut!

547
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,314
- Ah!

548
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,691
Look, I ' sorry,

549
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,691
just one more

550
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,400
teensy-weensy

551
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,400
little problem.

552
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,820
How come all the lights are over

553
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,820
on her side of the bed

554
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,321
and I'm sitting here

555
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,321
in the shadows

556
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,906
like a troll

557
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,906
under a bridge?

558
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,074
Daniel, Daniel,

559
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,074
Daniel.

560
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,786
We...we feel that

561
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,786
too much light

562
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,330
may accentuate

563
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,330
the angularity

564
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,956
of your features.

565
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,167
Are you saying

566
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,167
my nose is too big?

567
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,463
No, no, no, your nose

568
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,463
is just the right size.

569
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,132
Your face is just

570
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,132
a little too small.

571
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,259
Ha! Good one, honey.

572
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,845
Thank you, sweetheart.

573
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,722
Okay, let's just rehearse

574
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,722
this beginning to end

575
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,348
once with no stops please.

576
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,767
That's right. Danny, perk it up,

577
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,767
Becky, perk it down.

578
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,061
And...action!

579
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,021
- "Wake Up, San Francisco!"

580
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,021
- "Wake Up, San Francisco!"

581
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,440
Hey, I'm the perky

582
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,440
Danny Tanner.

583
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,484
And I'm the stiff

584
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,484
Rebecca Donaldson.

585
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,778
And starting next week,

586
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,778
you'll seeing a new

587
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,279
and improved

588
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,279
"Wake Up, San Francisco."

589
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,740
It's warmer.

590
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,032
It's friendlier.

591
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,534
So let our happy home..

592
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,661
Be a part

593
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,661
of your happy home.

594
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,205
Get yourself comfortable.

595
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,624
Grab yourself

596
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,624
a cup of coffee..

597
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,125
And a pop tart.

598
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,087
And join us every morning

599
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,087
at 9:00 as we say..

600
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,798
(Both)

601
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,798
"Wake Up, San Francisco."

602
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,386
- That looked really good.

603
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,386
- Yeah, it works for me.

604
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,933
[instrumental music]

605
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:39,146
[typewriter keys clanking]

606
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,732
Are you still typing?

607
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,109
"Are you still typing?"

608
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,194
Michelle, aren't you tired

609
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,194
of the shadow game yet?

610
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,947
No way, Jose.

611
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,407
"No way, Jose."

612
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,075
Hey, that's my game.

613
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,577
"Hey, that's my game."

614
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,204
- I quit.

615
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,204
- "I quit."

616
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,041
I'm free!

617
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,920
"I'm free!"

618
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632
Please give me

619
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632
my life back.

620
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,926
"Please give me

621
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,926
my life back."

622
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,763
I love this game.

623
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,602
[typewriter keys clanking]

624
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,104
- Hey Deej.

625
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,104
- Hey, how'd it go?

626
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,689
Well, we shot

627
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,689
a great commercial.

628
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,732
Unfortunately, it took us

629
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,734
24 coffee cups to get it.

630
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,152
You keep saying

631
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,152
it's my fault.

632
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,612
- No, because it's, uh--

633
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,612
- It's not my fault.

634
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,072
Hey, hey, hey, no fighting

635
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,072
in front of the kid.

636
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,199
- Fine.

637
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,199
- Fine.

638
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,662
It's okay, I 've been

639
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,662
fighting all day.

640
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,538
I fired Kimmy

641
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,538
from the paper.

642
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,165
You fired

643
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,165
your best friend?

644
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,584
Ex-best friend.

645
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,336
Deej, I can't believe

646
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,336
I'm actually saying this

647
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,420
but don't you think you

648
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,420
and Kimmy ought to try

649
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,630
to work this out?

650
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,174
I am, I'm working

651
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,174
on an editorial

652
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,718
that is gonna trash

653
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,718
her reputation.

654
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,721
I've got secrets stored up

655
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,721
since kindergarten.

656
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,349
Yeah, but you've been through

657
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,349
so much together.

658
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,225
You're a team.

659
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,225
You're partners.

660
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,312
Yeah, take a look

661
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,312
at your dad and Becky.

662
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,898
They'd never let a little

663
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,898
squabble come between them.

664
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,485
'They're way too mature

665
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,485
for that.'

666
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,031
Yeah, Deej, no matter what

667
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,031
your differences are

668
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,617
you and Kimmy have always been

669
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,617
there for each other, right?

670
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,370
'Cause you two care

671
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,370
about each other.

672
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:21,081
Deej, it doesn't take strength

673
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:21,081
to hold a grudge.

674
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,251
It takes strength

675
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,251
to let go of one.

676
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,629
Now, the most important thing

677
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,629
in a friendship is forgiveness.

678
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,341
- I'm sorry.

679
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,341
- Oh, I'm sorry too.

680
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,885
I'm sorry.

681
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,804
You see that, Deej?

682
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,263
Now, doesn't that

683
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,263
make you wanna..

684
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,183
...run next door

685
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,183
and give Kimmy a big hug?

686
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,518
No, not really.

687
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,103
Thanks for the talk.

688
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,648
I wonder if "Cheese for

689
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,648
brains" is hyphenated.

690
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,319
Well, at least our speech

691
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,319
saved one friendship.

692
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,238
Danny, if my perkiness

693
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,238
ever gets

694
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,948
on your nerves,

695
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,948
you just let me know.

696
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,616
And if I start talking

697
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,616
too much or rambling

698
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,410
or babbling, or just running

699
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,410
off the mouth--

700
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,745
Danny.

701
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,454
I'll shut up.

702
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,122
Okay, boys.

703
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,416
This is the last time

704
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,416
you'll see

705
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,251
Kimmy Gibbler

706
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,251
in this house.

707
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,378
I'm returning

708
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,378
all your stuff.

709
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,548
Jesse, here's your hairbrush.

710
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,599
Here. You can keep

711
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,599
the hair.

712
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,976
Joey, here are

713
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,976
your car keys.

714
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,311
Time for a new car stereo.

715
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,273
Time for a new car alarm.

716
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,192
And Mr. T., here is your

717
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,192
answering machine beeper.

718
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,987
By the way,

719
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,987
call your mom.

720
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,281
That's all I borrowed

721
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,281
from you guys.

722
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,783
Alright, Kimmy..

723
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,242
...to borrow,

724
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,242
you need consent.

725
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,327
Otherwise,

726
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,327
it's called stealing.

727
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,204
Mr. T...I'll miss

728
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,164
your dry sense of humor

729
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,164
most of all.

730
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,296
"By second grade, Kimmy 's

731
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,296
diseased mind reached a new low.

732
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,840
"She faked the mumps

733
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,840
with two hostess snowballs

734
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,926
stuffed in her cheeks."

735
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,638
I did it.

736
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,723
I lost her going through

737
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,723
the doggie door.

738
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,808
[knocking on door]

739
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,059
Oh, please.

740
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,937
Don't let it

741
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,937
be Michelle.

742
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,188
It's Kimmy Gibbler.

743
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,274
Or Kimmy Gibbler.

744
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,612
What are you doing

745
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,612
here, Gibbler?

746
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,990
Bringing back all

747
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,990
your stuff, Tanner.

748
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,407
Steph?

749
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,702
Tell Kimmy to leave

750
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,702
my stuff and go.

751
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,912
D.J. says get you

752
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,123
and your chicken legs

753
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,123
out of here.

754
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,670
Tell your sister I want all

755
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,670
of my stuff back too.

756
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,255
Kimmy says she wants her stuff

757
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,255
back so she can leave

758
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,093
and never ever come

759
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,093
back here again. Ever.

760
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,219
I'll be happy to

761
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,219
give it to her.

762
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,350
Fine, here's

763
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,350
the Bananarama tape

764
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,477
you got me

765
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,477
for my birthday.

766
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,770
Shows what you know.

767
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,856
I gave you Bananarama

768
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,856
for Christmas.

769
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,942
For your birthday,

770
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,942
I bought you the bangles.

771
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,988
Bangles, Bananarama,

772
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,988
what's the difference?

773
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,033
What's important is,

774
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,033
you two are history.

775
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,703
Here's your

776
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,703
fanny pack.

777
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,583
Here are your leg warmers.

778
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,294
Your pineapple lip gloss.

779
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,506
Your Erik Estrada

780
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,506
"CHiPs" action figure.

781
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,053
Your old retainer.

782
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,974
Your shrunken head.

783
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,727
You guys had

784
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,727
a weird relationship.

785
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,981
This is not my

786
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,981
shrunken head.

787
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,775
Yes, it is, you gave it to me

788
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,775
in the third grade

789
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,361
at the carnival.

790
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,155
Oh, right.

791
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,116
We rode on the screaming siren,

792
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,116
and you got sick.

793
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,283
And you gave him to me

794
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,119
to make me feel better.

795
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,328
Yeah, and then

796
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,328
you said it looked

797
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,539
like our teacher Mrs. Hunt.

798
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,292
Actually, Mrs. Hunt's head

799
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,292
was smaller.

800
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,628
Girls, why are we laughing?

801
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,756
We are supposed to

802
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,756
be fighting.

803
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,095
We've been through

804
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,095
a lot together, huh?

805
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,637
No.

806
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,892
Yeah. It would

807
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,892
be a shame

808
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,560
to give all this

809
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,560
good stuff back.

810
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,104
No.

811
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,565
I'm sorry, Kimmy.

812
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,151
I'm sorry, too, D.J.

813
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,694
No.

814
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,322
I'm sorry about

815
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,322
"The Gibbler Gazette."

816
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,075
I'll tear them all up.

817
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,993
I hated what you

818
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,993
wrote about me

819
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,703
but loved the way

820
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,703
you wrote it.

821
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,830
You've got

822
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,830
a real style there.

823
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,958
How'd you like to be our

824
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,958
new gossip columnist?

825
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,167
Really?

826
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,334
You want me

827
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,334
to poke my nose

828
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,669
into other

829
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,669
people's business

830
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,797
and spread wild rumors

831
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,797
around school?

832
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,549
You do it anyway. You might

833
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,549
as well write it down.

834
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,261
This is great! We can spend

835
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,261
even more time together.

836
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,598
Stop. You're killing me.

837
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,600
"Stop. You're killing me."

838
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,437
Hey, Kimmy..

839
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,772
...wanna play shadow?

840
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,774
"Hey, Kimmy, do you

841
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,774
wanna play shadow?"

842
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,778
- No, I hate that game.

843
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,778
- "No, I hate that game."

844
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,529
- I said no.

845
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,529
- "I said no."

846
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,949
- I really mean it.

847
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,949
- "I really mean it."

848
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,575
- Stop it!

849
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,575
- "Stop it!"

850
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,202
- Stop it!

851
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,202
- "Stop it!"

852
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,830
- I'm getting annoyed.

853
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,830
- "I'm getting annoyed."

854
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,582
- Michelle.

855
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,582
- "Michelle."

856
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,459
- I'm not joking.

857
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,459
- "I'm not joking."

858
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,794
- Enough!

859
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,794
- "Enough!"

860
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,378
- Stop it!

861
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,378
- "Stop it!"

862
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,880
- I'm serious.

863
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,880
- "I'm serious."

864
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,049
- Stop it!

865
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,049
- "Stop it!"

866
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,594
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

867
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,722
[theme music]

868
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,575
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

869
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,329
♪ Do be do

870
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,329
ba ba da ♪♪