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What kind of bug
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are you? DJ!
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Hey, Michelle.
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What do you have there?
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A hairy worm.
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Well, I think that hairy worm
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is called a caterpillar.
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Mr. Caterpillar
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is an ugly bug.
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Well, pretty soon he's going to
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turn into a beautiful butterfly.
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No way, Jose.
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It's true, Magoo.
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It's like in the fairy tales.
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The princess kisses
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the ugly frog
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and he turns into
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a handsome prince.
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- Get it?
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- Got it, dude.
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You're going to stay
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a caterpillar
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because I'm not
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kissing you.
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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paperboy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ When did I get
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to livin' here? ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This old world's ♪
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♪ Confusin' me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪♪
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[theme music]
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Hi, Melinda, it's Joey.
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Joey Gladstone.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, we went out
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about 10 months ago.
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Yeah, maybe this
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will help you.
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(imitates Popeye)
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Hy-ga-ga-ga! Whoa!
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Yeah.
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So how the heck are you?
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Married.
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Well, then you probably have
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a date for new year's eve.
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Bye.
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(imitates Popeye)
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Oh, boy, I could've thrown
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that one overboard.
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Hey!
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Hey, you guys. How was
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the big double date?
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Oh, it was great. We ended up at
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happy mountain amusement park.
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Yeah, it was so romantic.
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We went to the
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"Test your strength" booth
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and with one swing of the hammer
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Jesse rang the bell
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and won me this
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cute teddy gorilla.
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And then Cindy stepped
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up and won this for me.
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My hero.
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So Joe, are we gonna triple date
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on new year's eve, huh?
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Did you find
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the lucky girl yet?
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Not yet, but I still
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got "T" through "Z."
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Well, you can't miss the big
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party down at the station.
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Why, is Danny gonna be
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baby new year again?
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Not after that wicked
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diaper rash I got last year.
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Quit yakking.
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Hit the phones.
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Come on, we need you
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to go to the party.
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No party without you.
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Let's go.
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[clears throat]
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It's ringing.
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Hi, is Mary Trabulous there?
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Oh, now it's sister Mary?
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Oh, well.
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You got a date
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for new year's eve?
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Hang on.
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You guys want to skip
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the party and go to mass?
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(DJ)
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'Go ahead, Comet.
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Give it a try.'
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Yeah!
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How does he do that?
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I don't know.
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Let's try it.
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Great. I'm just in time
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for stupid Tanner tricks.
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Kimmy, here's a good new year's
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resolution for you.
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Move to Costa Rica.
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Just for that, you're not
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invited
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to my new year's eve party.
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Whoa, Kimmy. Your parents are
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gonna let you have that party?
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Yep, they said, I could have it
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as long as it was limited
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to a small intimate gathering of
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my closest personal friends.
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Which is exactly
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what I put on the flyers.
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See you there.
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"Cute boys admitted free."
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Good idea.
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Not so fast,
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party girl.
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Did we forget who's
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spending new year's eve
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babysitting me
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and Michelle?
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- No.
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- Yes .
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- No.
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- She said, yes.
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Who needs a party
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full of cute boys
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when you can bring in
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the new year
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with your sweet,
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adorable sisters?
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Dad!
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- Dad!
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- Dad!
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Hi, this is Joey Gladstone
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is Barbara Zorek there?
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Zorek.
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Barbara moved to Alaska?
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Well, uh, Mrs. Zorek..
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...it's Estelle, right?
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Are you busy
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new year's eve?
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Oh, well,
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maybe next year.
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- Bye-bye.
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- Dad! Dad!
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- Dad!
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- Dad!
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- Dad!
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- Dad!
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Yeah? Yeah, what's
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the matter?
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Kimmy's having a big
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new year's eve party
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and I know I promised to
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baby-sit Michelle and Stephanie
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but just for one night, can't we
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put them in a kennel
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or something?
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That is a terrible thing
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to say about your sisters.
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Besides, kennels
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are very expensive.
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Don't worry, Deej.
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I have no life.
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I'll baby-sit
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your sisters.
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Oh, Joey, I love you!
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Thank you for having no life.
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Hey, my pleasure.
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Hey, Joe, did you
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get a date yet?
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Yep, I got two of 'em.
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Girls, we are going to have
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one happy new year's eve.
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Alright!
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Alright!
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What is new year's eve?
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New year's eve is the funnest
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party of the year.
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We get to stay up late
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and scream, "Happy new year!"
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Happy new year!
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Happy new year!
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- Happy new year!
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- Michelle!
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It's not new year's eve yet.
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I know that, silly,
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but I'm just practicing.
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Happy new year!
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Happy new year!
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Happy new year!
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Joey, I hate it that you're not
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going to this party with us.
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What's the point?
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The clock will strike midnight.
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You'll kiss your girlfriend
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you'll kiss your fiancee
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and I'll go
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into this pathetic bit.
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I think I dated her once.
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Joey, you're just in a little
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slump, things will turn around.
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Yeah, but when? All I wanna do
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is marry the girl of my dreams
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have a couple of kids of my own,
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and always know that I have
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a date every new year's eve.
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Daniel, we got to
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get that boy a woman.
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Jesse, Joey is never
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going to agree
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to make a tape for
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a video dating service.
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That's why we don't tell him,
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see? I got a plan.
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What we do is secretly
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hide the camera like so
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get him up here, put him in that
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chair, and make him stay there.
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You feel good about all
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this underhanded trickery?
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- Yes.
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- Just checking.
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- Here we go.
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- Joey!
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Get up here in the attic Jesse
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and I need to talk to you
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and it's an emergency.
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'What kind of emergency?'
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None of your business!
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Just get up here!
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Alright, the chair's set.
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Alright, tape's rolling.
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And...action.
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- Hi, I'm Danny Tanner.
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- And I'm Jesse Katsopolis.
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Ladies, you have seen the rest
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and now you're gonna meet
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the best, Joey Gladstone.
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Right, now,
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Joey would never join
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one of these
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video dating services
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because he wouldn't
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want to look desperate.
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Not, not that you girls
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look desperate.
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I'm sure you joined up
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for other reasons
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none of them having to do
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anything with desperation.
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- Can you help me out here?
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- You bet I can.
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Who is Joey Gladstone?
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Well, if I was a woman,
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that's a big if by the way
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I'd say that Joey is
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a major hunk of beef.
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(Joey)
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'Guys, are you up there?'
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Alright, here he comes.
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Remember, he doesn't
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know we're taping this
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so you're gonna see
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the real Joseph Gladstone.
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You guys okay?
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00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,675
Are we okay?
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00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,345
Isn't that just
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like Joey Gladstone
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to think of other
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people first?
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So what's the big emergency?
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We got a new chair,
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we have a new chair
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and we need you to test it
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out for us, here, sit down.
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Here we go.
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You dragged me out
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of the shower for this?
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00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,109
Well, Joey, I don't make
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a move without you.
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I mean after all, you do own
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half this production company.
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You're a very successful
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stand-up comic
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00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,491
you enjoy hockey,
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00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,491
the three stooges
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00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,035
and long walks
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00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,035
along the beach.
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00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,954
And underneath all
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00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,954
this shaving cream
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00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,999
is a handsome
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00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,999
and manly face.
329
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,252
Yes, with some very nice
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hair, I might add.
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00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,754
Danny, I can shave myself.
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He can shave himself.
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00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,967
Is there no limit
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00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,967
to this man's talents?
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00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,470
Why do you guys keep
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talking to that easel?
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00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,097
Talking to an easel.
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00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,349
And what a sense of humor.
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00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,226
And hey..
340
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,228
...doesn't he clean up nice?
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00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,024
You guys are really scaring me
342
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,194
so I'm just going
343
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,194
to leave now.
344
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,239
If you try and chase me, I'm
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going to scream like a girl.
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00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,658
Oh, ho, ho.
347
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,412
- Isn't he special?
348
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,412
- Joey Gladstone.
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00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,872
Call now. Operators
350
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,872
are standing by.
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00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,008
Joe, what are you doing?
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00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,303
Making confetti for my
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big new year's eve party
354
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,429
with Stephanie and Michelle.
355
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,055
It is going to be wild.
356
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,475
3, 2, 1.
357
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,644
[humming "Auld Lang Syne"]
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[makes party favor noise]
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00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,191
Joey, remember the other day
360
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,193
when we had you
361
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,193
test that new chair?
362
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,280
You're not going to
363
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,280
shave me again, are you?
364
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,657
We did a great thing, see
365
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,657
we secretly put you on tape
366
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,160
and we enrolled you
367
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,160
in a video dating service.
368
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,246
How dare you subject me to that
369
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,246
kind of public humiliation
370
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,373
without my personal consent?
371
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,959
I've a tape here full
372
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,959
of women who wanna meet you.
373
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,795
God bless you fellas.
374
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,795
Roll that tape.
375
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,297
I can't wait to see your dates
376
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,799
right here
377
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,799
on the "Love connection."
378
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,384
Alright, Here we go.
379
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,012
Hi, I'm Darlene.
380
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,764
I'm single, a nonsmoker.
381
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,808
I love watersports.
382
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,394
I'm 2,420 years old
383
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,564
and hail from
384
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,564
the planet Zoron.
385
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,859
Uh, let's move ahead and see if
386
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,859
any earthlings liked my tape.
387
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,657
Hi, I'm Ginger.
388
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:42,369
My parole officer says,
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00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:42,369
I need to make new friends.
390
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,496
This girl doesn't know
391
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,496
where I live, does she?
392
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,041
Look, I appreciate what
393
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,041
you guys are to do for me
394
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,751
but this is all just
395
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,751
a big waste of time.
396
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,753
Hi, I'm Christine.
397
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,756
My friends signed me up
398
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,756
for this for Christmas.
399
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,343
I really wanted an
400
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,343
electric foot massager.
401
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,513
But maybe I'll find somebody
402
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,513
nice who'll rub my feet.
403
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,848
If not, I'll find some
404
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,848
use for this tape.
405
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,975
Happy new year, mom.
406
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,852
- What's wrong with her?
407
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,852
- Nothing.
408
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,231
She's great.
409
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,231
I'm calling her.
410
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,815
- Joey! Joey!
411
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,815
- Joey! Joey!
412
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,861
- Joey! Joey!
413
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,861
- Joey! Joey!
414
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,990
Hello, Christine?
415
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,990
Joey Gladstone.
416
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,159
Yeah, the chair tester.
417
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,580
Hey, listen, I know
418
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,580
it's new year's eve, but um..
419
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,999
You're not busy?
420
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,999
That's great!
421
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,544
Wait, wait, I'm busy.
422
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,089
I could make us dinner,
423
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,089
we could hang out here.
424
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,259
Great! Okay, I'll call you
425
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,259
back with all the details.
426
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,595
- Bye, Christine.
427
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,595
- Alright, Joseph!
428
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,221
You got yourself a date
429
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,221
for new year's eve.
430
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,973
This is not just a date.
431
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,973
My search is over.
432
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,685
I have finally found
433
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,685
the girl of my dreams.
434
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,064
Huh? Don't we make
435
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,064
a great couple?
436
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,567
You guys,
437
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,567
I think I'm in love.
438
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,411
I'm going to Kimmy's party, dad.
439
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,411
See you next year.
440
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,995
Happy new year, honey.
441
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,123
Now, don't forget
442
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,123
your curfew is 11:30.
443
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,041
Dad, it's new year's eve.
444
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,793
Sorry, 12:05.
445
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,671
Dad, don't be such a dad.
446
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,048
It's going to be a quiet
447
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,048
little party at Kimmy's.
448
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,800
Yeah, right, that's
449
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,800
why I found this flyer
450
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:25,263
on my windshield
451
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:25,263
at the market.
452
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,349
Let's compromise. I'll be home
453
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,349
at 4:00 in the morning?
454
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,227
- 12:30.
455
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,227
- Deal. Bye.
456
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,731
- Bye, have a good time, honey.
457
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,731
- See you later.
458
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,776
Now, Rusty, remember,
459
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:37,776
you're going to be
460
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,486
on your best behavior.
461
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,820
No water balloons,
462
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,820
no food fights
463
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,822
and no indoor campfires.
464
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,117
Then what's the fun
465
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,117
of staying here?
466
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,827
Hey, can't I come with you guys
467
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,827
to the party?
468
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:52,123
Aw, Rusty,
469
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:52,123
not in a million years.
470
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,541
Come on, let me
471
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,541
get your wrap.
472
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,004
Happy new year!
473
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,004
Happy new year!
474
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:02,258
Michelle, I keep telling you,
475
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:02,258
wait until 12 o'clock .
476
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,095
Give me a break.
477
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,095
I can't tell time.
478
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,140
Hey, Steph, guess what
479
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,140
happens at midnight.
480
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,184
You get a new year's kiss.
481
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,811
[kisses]
482
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,313
Eww, gross.
483
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,190
I'd rather kiss a frog.
484
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,650
Ribbit, ribbit.
485
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,694
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
486
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,362
Happy new year!
487
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,989
Happy new year!
488
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,989
Happy new year!
489
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,575
It's not yet,
490
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,575
it's not yet.
491
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,910
- Hi, guys.
492
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,910
- Hey.
493
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,329
Hope I didn't hold you up.
494
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,913
Just wanted to get
495
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,913
the perfect dinner
496
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,709
for my perfect girl,
497
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,709
Christine..
498
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,169
...I don't know
499
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,169
her last name yet.
500
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,755
Joey, listen, I'm glad that
501
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,755
you're excited about your date
502
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,716
but I don't want you to be
503
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,716
disappointed if there's not
504
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,175
bells going off and fireworks.
505
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,719
I mean, the odds of
506
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,719
love at first sight
507
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,428
are pretty slim, pal.
508
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,058
Joey?
509
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,434
Christine?
510
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,814
Hi.
511
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,148
Hi.
512
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,777
Then again, what
513
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,777
the hell do I know?
514
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,322
Last week, when I was
515
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,322
rollerblading at the park--
516
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,574
Wait a sec.
517
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,574
You rollerblade?
518
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,116
- Oh, I love it.
519
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,116
- I love it!
520
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,911
- Get out of here!
521
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,911
- Get out of here!
522
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,913
Do you remember the old
523
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,913
"Bullwinkle show?"
524
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,541
Not "Rocky and friends",
525
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,541
but the real "Bullwinkle show?"
526
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,292
Yeah, yeah.
527
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,086
(imitates Rocky)
528
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,086
And now for something
529
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,086
we hope you really like.
530
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,882
(imitates Bullwinkle)
531
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,882
Nothing up my sleeve.
532
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,882
Presto!
533
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,842
This is so amazing.
534
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,345
Two total strangers, forced
535
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,345
to join a video dating service
536
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,138
against their will,
537
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,138
discover that they share
538
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,516
the exact same interests.
539
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,685
I'll bet you do
540
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,685
stand-up comedy, don't you?
541
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,353
Actually, I'm a veterinarian
542
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,353
at the zoo.
543
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,606
- So am I!
544
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,606
- No, you're not!
545
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,940
I know.
546
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,525
We were just on
547
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,525
such a roll there
548
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,193
I kind of hated to see it end.
549
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,373
(imitates Bullwinkle)
550
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,373
That was so beautiful.
551
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,292
I mean, that was so beautiful.
552
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,018
Only three more minutes
553
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,018
to go, you guys.
554
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,730
Oh, Michelle,
555
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,730
are you sleeping? Huh?
556
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,401
Happy new year.
557
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,401
Happy new year.
558
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,071
No, it's still
559
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,071
not time yet.
560
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,407
This is taking forever.
561
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,829
Hi, everyone.
562
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,829
You all know Ricky.
563
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,538
Deej, what happened
564
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,538
with your party?
565
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,124
Well, Kimmy's dad freaked out
566
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,124
and sent everyone home.
567
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,168
Yeah, just 'cause a few
568
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,168
extra guests showed up.
569
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,003
How many extra guests?
570
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,006
The police estimated 400.
571
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,717
Four hundred? I bet
572
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,717
the Gibblers are very happy.
573
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,886
Yah-hey, everybody!
574
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,429
Yah-hey!
575
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,429
Yah-hey!
576
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,598
What the heck is going
577
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,598
on out there?
578
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,976
I estimate there's
579
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,976
400 people outside.
580
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,186
Good estimate. What are
581
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,186
you guys doing here?
582
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,771
Ah, we wanted
583
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,771
to ring in the new year
584
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,732
with our family, you know
585
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,732
people we really love.
586
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,109
Like our paperboy.
587
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,109
Hi, Ricky.
588
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,945
Hey, dude.
589
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,699
I'm wearing the hat.
590
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,699
Where's the party?
591
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,325
It's almost time.
592
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,077
Everybody get your confetti
593
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,077
and noisemakers ready.
594
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,330
And your lips.
595
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,666
Well, I just called the phone
596
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,666
lady and synchronized my watch.
597
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,003
There's precisely
598
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,003
11 seconds to go.
599
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,796
(man on TV)
600
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,796
'Ten, nine..'
601
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,716
(all)
602
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,716
...eight, seven, six..
603
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,511
...five, four, three, two..
604
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:39,058
...one. Happy new year!
605
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,810
(man on TV)
606
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,810
'Welcome to a brand-new year.'
607
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,311
'Happy new year,
608
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,311
San Francisco'
609
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,981
'the United States,
610
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,981
the world in general'
611
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,440
'and the universe..'
612
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,486
Ready for my kiss.
613
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:54,281
Are you crazy? You really
614
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:54,281
think I would kiss you?
615
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,701
I just love torturing you.
616
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:01,121
Well, in that case,
617
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:01,121
happy new year.
618
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,623
Whoa!
619
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,460
Mommy!
620
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,129
Whoa, Stephanie.
621
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,129
Where'd you learn that?
622
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,715
Oh.
623
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,593
Okay, you two, why don't
624
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,593
you just shake hands
625
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,344
and say goodnight?
626
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,722
Michelle, that's it.
627
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,722
Time for bed, honey.
628
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,891
What happened
629
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,891
to the party?
630
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,476
I'm sorry, honey.
631
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,476
New year's is over.
632
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,521
Where's the cake?
633
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,521
Where's the presents?
634
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,858
Sweetheart, there are no cake
635
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,858
or presents on new year's.
636
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,152
I stayed up all night
637
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,152
to kiss a dog?
638
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,529
This is nuts.
639
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,116
Yeah, but tomorrow's
640
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,116
new year's day.
641
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,202
We get to watch
642
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,202
37 football games.
643
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,788
Don't wake me up.
644
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,915
I'll see you
645
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,915
on my birthday.
646
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:53,549
You know, so far, 1991 has been
647
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:53,549
the best year of my life.
648
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,343
I know, I never want
649
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,343
this night to end.
650
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,805
Me neither. We got to keep
651
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,805
the magic going.
652
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,431
Any ideas?
653
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,933
Yeah, I got one.
654
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,310
- Let's get married.
655
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,310
- Let's get married?
656
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,479
We've known each other one
657
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,479
night, you wanna get married?
658
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,272
Yeah, why not?
659
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,149
- Okay, I'm in. Let's do it.
660
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,149
- Really?
661
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,442
- Yes.
662
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,442
- This is crazy.
663
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,777
We'll drive to Tahoe tonight.
664
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,904
That's even crazier.
665
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,904
I'll go home and pack.
666
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,197
- Crazy!
667
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,197
- Crazy!
668
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,408
- Christine.
669
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,408
- Yes?
670
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,035
- I really like you.
671
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,035
- I really like you, too.
672
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,998
- I'll be back.
673
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,998
- You'll be back.
674
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,793
Did you have a good
675
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,793
new year's, honey?
676
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,210
- It was great, sweetheart.
677
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,210
- Not you.
678
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,338
Great news, you guys.
679
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,090
Christine and I are
680
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,090
going to Tahoe tonight
681
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,633
and we're getting married!
682
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,306
Hello, I said I'm marrying
683
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,306
Christine. Is this thing on?
684
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,391
Mike test. One, two..
685
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,019
Joey, I'm about to do
686
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,019
this to you
687
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,062
because I love you
688
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,062
like a brother.
689
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,773
Are you crazy? Get a grip!
690
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,773
Snap out of it!
691
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,483
Tsch! Tsch! Tsch!
692
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,193
Hey, I know what I'm doing.
693
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,071
Joey, no, you don't. Look I know
694
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,071
you've been a tad lonely lately
695
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,531
but you don't have to marry
696
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,531
the first woman
697
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,324
that walks by in a party hat.
698
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,702
- Yeah, but I really like her.
699
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,702
- Here, let me talk to him.
700
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,245
Joey, marriage is a commitment
701
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,915
you gotta make for the rest of
702
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,915
your life, there's no escape.
703
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,335
I mean you're gonna be looking
704
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,335
at the same woman's face
705
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,714
day after day.. Which
706
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,714
could be a beautiful thing.
707
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,010
I thought you and Danny
708
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,010
set this whole thing so I'd meet
709
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,469
the girl of my dreams.
710
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,389
Yeah, that's true,
711
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,389
but get to know her, Joey.
712
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,807
Take her out in public.
713
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,727
See what she looks
714
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,727
like in daylight.
715
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,020
I don't get it.
716
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,646
Why aren't you guys
717
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,646
happy for me?
718
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,024
We are happy for you,
719
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,024
we're just a little shocked
720
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:38,362
and overwhelmed and distraught,
721
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:38,362
but in a happy way.
722
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,908
Joey, if you want to do it,
723
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,908
I say go for it.
724
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,701
Well, then I'm going.
725
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,287
- Well, then congratulations.
726
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,287
- Yeah.
727
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,748
You're really,
728
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,748
you're getting married
729
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,584
to, uh, Christine, isn't it?
730
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335
I always knew you two
731
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335
were meant for each other.
732
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,673
I'm getting married.
733
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,466
- Yeah.
734
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,466
- Yeah.
735
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,427
I'm getting married.
736
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,638
I'm getting married?
737
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640
What the heck do I
738
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640
know about this girl?
739
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,935
[knock on door]
740
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,935
'Joey?'
741
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,728
Well, I know she's
742
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,728
a fast packer.
743
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,900
Christine, I need
744
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,900
to talk to you.
745
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,157
I need to talk
746
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,157
to you, too.
747
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,118
Let me go first.
748
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,537
I have never been
749
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,537
more excited to meet someone.
750
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,539
I feel the same way.
751
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,583
That's great.
752
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,001
I just think we should
753
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,001
postpone the wedding
754
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,419
until we know each other
755
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,419
a little better.
756
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,256
At least till
757
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,256
after our second date.
758
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,800
Joey, that's exactly what
759
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,800
I came back here to tell you.
760
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:45,179
Oh, good. Boy, I really
761
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:45,179
did get carried away there.
762
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,140
I think it's because
763
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,140
I've never had so much
764
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,641
fun on a date before.
765
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,436
Me, neither.
766
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,436
So what'll we do tomorrow?
767
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,272
- Let's rollerblade.
768
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,272
- I was gonna say that.
769
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,191
- Get out of here.
770
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,191
- Get out of here.
771
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,568
We are going to
772
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,568
have so much fun.
773
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,029
I want to know
774
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,029
everything about you
775
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,198
starting with, uh..
776
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,700
...what's your last name?
777
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,619
- McCall.
778
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,619
- McCall?
779
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,372
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
780
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,479
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
781
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,733
♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪♪