1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:03,086 [theme music] 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:06,214 [drumming] 3 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,765 My turn. 4 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,101 Aw, I knew you 5 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,101 had it in you. 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,729 You want to be just like 7 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,729 your Uncle Jesse, right? 8 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,439 Okay, here we go. 9 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,023 Sit over here, 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,023 grab the sticks. 11 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,693 Here, there. 12 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,362 Alright now, what you do is 13 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,362 start off on the bass drum. 14 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,280 Do one and three on bass, 15 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,280 two and four on snare 16 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,992 eight's on the high-hat, do a 17 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,992 big flourish and end on cymbal. 18 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,451 Are you talking to me? 19 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,204 Yeah, forget all that. 20 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,164 J-just bang the heck 21 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,164 out of 'em. 22 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,292 [drumming] 23 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,672 Rock 'n' roll! 24 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,757 We love you, 25 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,757 San Francisco. 26 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,551 [chuckles] 27 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,895 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 28 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,231 ♪ Aah ♪ 29 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,946 ♪ Whatever happened 30 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,946 to predictability ♪ 31 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,198 ♪ The milkman 32 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,198 the paper boy ♪ 33 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,742 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 34 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,535 ♪ When did I get 35 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,535 to livin' here? ♪ 36 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,620 ♪ Somebody tell me 37 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,620 please ♪ 38 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:24,459 ♪ This old world's 39 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:24,459 confusing me ♪ 40 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,963 ♪ Clouds as mean 41 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,963 as you've ever seen ♪ 42 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,592 ♪ Ain't a bird 43 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,592 who knows your tune ♪ 44 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:36,764 ♪ Then a little voice 45 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:36,764 inside you whispers ♪ 46 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:41,560 ♪ Kid don't sell 47 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:41,560 your dreams so soon ♪ 48 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,564 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 49 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,564 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 50 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,983 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 51 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,983 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 52 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,360 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 53 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,072 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 54 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,072 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 55 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,949 ♪ There's a face ♪ 56 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,035 ♪ Of somebody 57 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,035 who needs you ♪ 58 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,161 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 59 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,040 ♪ When you're lost 60 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,040 out there ♪ 61 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,166 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 62 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,877 ♪ A light is waiting ♪ 63 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,171 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 64 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,674 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 65 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,344 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 66 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,641 ♪ Do-be-da-ba-ba-da ♪♪ 67 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,238 Hey, Steph. 68 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,449 We just got back 69 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,449 from pre-school. 70 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,077 And your sister, Michelle, 71 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,077 has something to show you. 72 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,912 Want to see what I got? 73 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,330 Sure, why not? 74 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,499 You have to say "please." 75 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,168 I'm not that interested. 76 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,587 Steph, just play along. 77 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,380 It's politeness week 78 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,380 in pre-school. 79 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,175 I'd like you to meet Officer 80 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,175 Michelle of the "Polite Police." 81 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,013 I'll be 82 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,013 watching you, mister. 83 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,267 'Stephanie.' 84 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,353 Have a very nice day. 85 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,481 - Hi. 86 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,481 - Hey. 87 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,901 Dad! Boy, I missed you. 88 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,155 How's the greatest dad in the 89 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,155 history of dads feeling today? 90 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,782 Very suspicious. 91 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,702 Compliment him on his 92 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,702 shoe, sock, pant combination. 93 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,202 Dads love that. 94 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,123 Dad, sit down. 95 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,667 Make yourself 96 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,667 comfortable. 97 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,710 Careful, dad. 98 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,004 She needs money 99 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,004 and lots of it. 100 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,923 How do you know? 101 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,009 Deej, we go back 102 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,009 eight years. 103 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,720 We all know when 104 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,720 it's kiss-up time. 105 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,765 Alright. How much? 106 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,019 Well, you have to know this 107 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,019 money's not for anything fun. 108 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,147 It's for clothes, 109 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,147 a basic necessity of life. 110 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,606 How much? 111 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,902 Well, before I tell you 112 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,902 the actual dollar amount 113 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,403 you have to know that 114 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,403 these are the 115 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,864 world's coolest tennis shoes. 116 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,615 How much? 117 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,411 Only $80. 118 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:06,038 Per shoe. 119 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,166 [guffawing] 120 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,668 Why are we laughing? 121 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,128 'Cause for 122 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,128 a second there I thought 123 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,423 you actually 124 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,423 asked me for $160 for sneakers. 125 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,591 I did. 126 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,509 [laughing] 127 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,302 But these aren't 128 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,302 just sneakers 129 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,263 these are "Blow-outs." 130 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,806 "Blow-outs" are so rad. 131 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,435 They actually inhale 132 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,435 and exhale as you walk. 133 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:34,066 And if I don't get these, 134 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:34,066 I'm gonna be a total geek. 135 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,443 You know how 136 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,443 that feels, Mr. T. 137 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,660 Takes one to know one. 138 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,999 Deej, you don't always 139 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,999 have to follow the crowd. 140 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,919 When I was a boy, and everybody 141 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,919 was wasting their allowance 142 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,088 on those Evil Knievel jumpsuits 143 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,882 I went out and I bought some 144 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,882 sensible Sansabelt pants 145 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,176 with an adjustable 146 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,176 waistband. 147 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,888 A style still worn today by some 148 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,888 of America's finest bowlers. 149 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,184 Time for plan B. 150 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,938 Dad, wouldn't it 151 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,938 be great 152 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,983 if I never had to weasel 153 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,983 money out of you again? 154 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,027 I like plan B so far. 155 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,822 I can earn my own money 156 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,822 by getting a job. 157 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,490 There's a photographer 158 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,490 down at the mall 159 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,326 and he said that I could be his 160 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,326 part-time assistant. 161 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,786 Deej, what about 162 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,786 your school work? 163 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,122 Your grade in science 164 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,122 has been slipping lately. 165 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,499 I give you 166 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,499 my personal guarantee 167 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,960 that DJ will raise her grade 168 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,960 in science. 169 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,379 Oh, the Gibbler guarantee. 170 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,049 Oh, well, that changes 171 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,049 everything. 172 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,135 Dad, come on. 173 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,135 I'm 14 years old. 174 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,262 I'm ready for adult 175 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,262 responsibilities. 176 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,891 Alright, look, if you 177 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,891 can keep your grades up 178 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,350 you can take 179 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,350 the job. 180 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,520 Oh, thanks, dad. 181 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,314 Yeah, thanks, Mr. T. 182 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,108 Why are you so happy? 183 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,526 Well, DJ's getting "Blow-outs" 184 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,695 and we have 185 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,695 the same size feet. 186 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,951 [strumming guitar] 187 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,577 Hi, sweetheart. 188 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,038 Beautiful. 189 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,664 Listen, my folks called today 190 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,083 and they have this wacky idea 191 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,083 that since we're engaged 192 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,295 we should actually set a date 193 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,295 and a place for the wedding. 194 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,005 Time to say the magic word. 195 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,422 "Graceland." 196 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,010 Honey, I know it's 197 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,010 your dream to get married 198 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,888 in that crushed-velvet 199 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,888 amusement park. 200 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,307 But consider 201 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,307 all the benefits 202 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,184 of a wedding 203 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,184 back in my hometown 204 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,852 Valentine, Nebraska. 205 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,938 Name one. 206 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,690 - It's not Graceland. 207 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,690 - Oh, come on. 208 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,567 - Jess, I don't want-- 209 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,567 - You've never seen Graceland. 210 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,361 It doesn't matter. 211 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,361 You're 27 years old. 212 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,196 - Jess, Jess. 213 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,196 - What? 214 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,240 Quick, can I borrow 215 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,240 your credit card? 216 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,615 I'm way over my limit 217 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,743 and the shopping network 218 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,743 is offering a special 219 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,620 on the Barney Rubble 220 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,620 bath collection. 221 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,415 No way, 222 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,415 you still haven't paid me 223 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,501 for that California Raisin 224 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,501 Chess Set. 225 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,131 Joey, I'll buy you 226 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,131 the rubble bubble bath. 227 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,632 You will? 228 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,509 Yes, but you have 229 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,509 to sell Jesse on the idea 230 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,387 of a wedding 231 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,387 in Nebraska. 232 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:11,765 Okay. How would 233 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:11,765 I sell Nebraska? 234 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,894 Wuh, wuh. 235 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,730 Wuh, you two kids 236 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,730 getting married? 237 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,481 Wuh, consider Nebraska 238 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,234 a downright friendly place 239 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,319 with downright friendly folks. 240 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,446 The corn is as high 241 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,446 as an elephant's eye 242 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:30,617 and, dagnabbit, the sky's 243 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:30,617 not cloudy all day. 244 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,369 You picture it, 245 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,369 Jess, my boy. 246 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,496 (Joey) 247 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,496 'Just, just picture it. 248 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,496 Picture it.' 249 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,457 Hey, goat. 250 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,085 You seen my fiancee 251 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,085 around here? 252 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,920 [bleating] 253 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,964 Jesse! 254 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,425 Time to get hitched, farm boy. 255 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,345 Beck, you got me dressed up 256 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,345 like a Beverly Hillbilly. 257 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,557 You look cuter 258 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,557 than a hound dog in a hair net. 259 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,477 Ready or not, 260 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,477 here I come. 261 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,649 Hi, baby. 262 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,819 Have mercy. 263 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:10,115 Plant a big wet one 264 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:10,115 on me, Jethro. 265 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,749 No way. I'm not getting 266 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,749 married on hee-haw. 267 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:23,878 What are you doing? 268 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,255 Just checking. 269 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,299 Joseph, explain 270 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,299 to my fiancee 271 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,551 the virtues of a classy elegant 272 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,551 wedding at Graceland, won't you? 273 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,972 Okay. Classy and elegant. 274 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,974 Imagine yourself at Graceland. 275 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,600 A luxurious, palatial estate 276 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:41,438 of the late, great king 277 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:41,438 of rock 'n roll, Elvis Presley. 278 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,523 Where every corner 279 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,523 oozes romance 280 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,359 from the gold-plated 281 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,359 racquetball courts 282 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,735 to the newly astroturfed 283 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,735 jungle room 284 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,238 worth over nine zillion dollars. 285 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,573 Picture it, picture it, 286 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,573 picture it. 287 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,870 [honking] 288 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,413 (Jesse) 289 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,413 'Where are you, darling?' 290 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,999 Come out here, baby. 291 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,999 Let me see you. 292 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,583 Oh, yeah. 293 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,628 You look like a hunk-a, 294 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,628 hunk-a burning bride, baby. 295 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,798 Jess, are you sure you 296 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,798 like my hair like this? 297 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,591 I can barely hold my head up. 298 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,593 Oh, you look prettier 299 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,593 than a fried peanut butter 300 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,346 and 'nanner sandwich, Priscilla. 301 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,601 Jess, my name 302 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,601 is Rebecca. 303 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,603 Sorry, 'scilla. 304 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,899 Wise men say 305 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,899 only fools rush in 306 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,609 but I can't help 307 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,609 falling in love with you, baby. 308 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,573 Something doesn't feel right 309 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,573 about this wedding. 310 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,284 Yeah. You're absolutely 311 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,284 right, Priscilla. 312 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,702 That beehive ain't high enough. 313 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,413 Let's jack that baby up 314 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,413 a little bit. 315 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,456 It's got to be fit for a king 316 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,456 you know what I'm saying, baby? 317 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,250 I think you do. 318 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,295 Oh-h. 319 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,425 Let's get a few things straight. 320 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,010 My name is Rebecca, 321 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,010 and I'm not getting married 322 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,138 with a hairdo 323 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,138 like Marge Simpson. 324 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,181 - Marge Simpson? 325 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,181 - Yes. 326 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,224 What are you talking about? 327 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,227 Okay, come on, you guys. Hey. 328 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,520 Come on, that's enough. 329 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,979 Listen, you're getting 330 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,979 married real soon 331 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,773 so you better learn 332 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,773 to compromise. 333 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,359 Now, call me 334 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:09,359 totally nutty 335 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,446 but what about having a wedding 336 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,446 right here where you live? 337 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,155 In San Francisco? 338 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,243 Well, the kid's 339 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,243 got something. 340 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,453 I mean, this, 341 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,453 this is where we met 342 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,954 and this is where fell in love. 343 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,997 Yeah, this is where 344 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,997 all our friends are. 345 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,707 - Let's do it. 346 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,707 - Alright. 347 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,335 And let's get married on the 348 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,335 most romantic day of the year. 349 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,963 Aw, perfect. 350 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,963 Elvis' birthday. 351 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,842 No. Valentine's day. 352 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,470 Aw-w, I love it. 353 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,349 Joey, thank you 354 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,349 for all your help. 355 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,934 You're welcome. 356 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,852 Now would somebody 357 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,852 please give me a credit card? 358 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:49,232 If I call now, they'll throw in 359 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:49,232 a free Bam-Bam's soap-on-a-rope. 360 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,319 Oh, thanks, Fred. 361 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,861 Ah ha ha. 362 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,991 Oh, Jess, I feel so at peace 363 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,700 now that we finally 364 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,700 made this decision. 365 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,830 Yeah. I can't believe we're 366 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,830 getting married in six weeks. 367 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,541 A-ah! 368 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,335 Six weeks. 369 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,836 We have a million things to do. 370 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,421 Find a church, hire a hall 371 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,880 buy a dress, 372 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,880 pick out invitations 373 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,466 a band, a caterer, 374 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,466 cocktail napkins-- 375 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,636 - Becky, why don't we elope? 376 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,636 - Oh, I don't know. 377 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,471 Then we'd need 378 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,471 a balcony, a ladder 379 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,641 a getaway car, 380 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,641 a flashlight. 381 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:29,939 Come on, Anthony, 382 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:29,939 smile for mommy. Please? 383 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,360 Pretty please 384 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,360 with ninja turtles on top? 385 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,322 Just leave this to us 386 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,322 professionals. 387 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,739 Oh, happy helper. 388 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,952 Here I am, 389 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,952 happy to help. 390 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,873 Great. Go get Anthony to give us 391 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:46,873 a big tot-shot smile. 392 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,626 Hi, Anthony. 393 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,003 I'm DJ, 394 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,003 the happy helper. 395 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,840 Now, why don't you give me a big 396 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,840 happy smile for your picture. 397 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,551 No! 398 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,556 Arr, mm-m, grrr. 399 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,891 That's not funny. 400 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,725 I know what you need. 401 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,103 It's Howie the Hippo. 402 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,147 Look at how he can zippo 403 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,650 how he can flippo. 404 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,403 I really feel like a dippo. 405 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,739 That's not funny. 406 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,576 Come on. I've had a rough week. 407 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,036 Now, what can I do 408 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,036 to make you laugh? 409 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,913 Be a duck. 410 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,792 Quack! Quack! Quack! 411 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,792 Quack! Quack! 412 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,004 Oh, what a beautiful child. 413 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,590 Is that gonna be cash or charge? 414 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,132 Check. 415 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,301 Come on. 416 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,097 Oh, happy helper. 417 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,848 [chuckles] 418 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,352 Kimmy, do you really have to by 419 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,352 every day and laugh at me? 420 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,812 I'm not laughing at you, 421 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,812 I'm laughing with you 422 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,773 only you're not joining in. 423 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,234 Come on. Take a break. 424 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,028 Those cute guys 425 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,028 want to buy us pizza. 426 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,451 I don't want anyone cute 427 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,451 seeing me like this. 428 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,160 What about after work? 429 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,912 I have to go home, eat dinner 430 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,372 and then try 431 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,372 and stay awake long enough 432 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,291 to study 433 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,291 for my science test. 434 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,875 Poor kid. 435 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,170 You're working like a dog, 436 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,170 and dressing like a dweeb. 437 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,632 You must really want 438 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,632 those "Blow-outs" bad. 439 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,882 It's more than shoes. 440 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,636 I'm trying to be 441 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,636 a responsible adult. 442 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,264 Then if I were you, 443 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,264 I'd lose the clown suit. 444 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,391 Come on, boys. 445 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,986 Comet, it's not polite to beg. 446 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,780 Now say "please." 447 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,072 [dog barks] 448 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,118 Very good, Comet. 449 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,872 Hey, you forgot 450 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,872 to say thank you. 451 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,920 Good afternoon, ladies. 452 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,381 Good afternoon, Michelle. 453 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,508 Is dad home yet? 454 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,636 No, but thank you 455 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,636 for asking. 456 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,349 Well, at least I'll stay out of 457 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,349 trouble for a few more minutes. 458 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,851 DJ, you don't have to show 459 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,851 your dad that science test. 460 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,270 Yes, I do. 461 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,606 I promised him 462 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,606 that I'd raise my grade. 463 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,066 And he knows I'm getting 464 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,066 my test back today. 465 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:23,780 So when he sees this...I'm dead. 466 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,951 The first F of my life. 467 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,789 Excuse me, but no elbows 468 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,789 on the table. 469 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,548 When my dad finds out 470 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,548 about this F 471 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,342 he's gonna make me quit my job. 472 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,720 You know, 473 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,720 now that I look at it 474 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,222 I don't think 475 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,222 you got an F. 476 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:54,143 I believe that you 477 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:54,143 got an A. 478 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,521 Kimmy, how could you do that? 479 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,106 It's not polite to yell. 480 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,319 Michelle, I have enough problems 481 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,319 without the "polite police" 482 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,654 on my tail. 483 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,239 So just stay out of this. 484 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,700 You forgot to say "please." 485 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,036 That's it. 486 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,037 This is not polite. 487 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,372 This is not polite. 488 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,667 This is not polite. 489 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,667 This is not polite. 490 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,544 Thank you. 491 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,129 You are not welcome. 492 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,425 [sighs] 493 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,425 I have to go to work. 494 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,051 You know, Kimmy, 495 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,051 you really messed me up 496 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,762 by giving me that A. 497 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,722 Now I can't show it to my dad. 498 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,600 Why not? It's a perfect forgery. 499 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,518 Kimmy, don't you understand? 500 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,103 What you did is wrong. 501 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,481 It's dishonest, 502 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,481 it's deceitful, it.. 503 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316 ...really does 504 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316 look like an A. 505 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,112 Quack! Quack! Quack! 506 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,112 Quack! Quack! 507 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:49,949 Quack! Quack! Quack! 508 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:49,949 Quack! Quack! 509 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,743 [babies bawling] 510 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,996 Smile, DJ. 511 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,541 Oh, great. 512 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,541 More humiliation. 513 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,085 Excuse me. 514 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,295 What are you guys doing here? 515 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,421 Well, we were 516 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,421 in the neighborhood 517 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,631 and I had my camera. 518 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,215 I thought we'd 519 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,215 stop by to say "hi". 520 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,802 - Hi. 521 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,802 - Hi. 522 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,929 Well, thanks 523 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,929 for stopping by. 524 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,598 Do you know you have 525 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,598 a mop on your head? 526 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,477 Yes. It's part 527 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,477 of my uniform. 528 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,938 Can I borrow your uniform 529 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,938 next Halloween? 530 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,317 [sighs] 531 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,317 Well, I should get back to work. 532 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,903 Well, before we go, if I'm not 533 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,903 mistaken and I'm not 534 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,906 wasn't your science test 535 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,906 due back today? How'd you do? 536 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,282 I really should 537 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,282 get back to work. 538 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,534 Come on, Deej. 539 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,534 Tell me how you did. 540 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,328 Did you bring 541 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,328 the test paper with you? 542 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,997 Yeah. I'll show you 543 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,583 but there's something 544 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,583 I should really tell you. 545 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,503 You got an A? 546 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,004 Way to go. 547 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,674 This is going right up 548 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,674 there on the refrigerator. 549 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,383 Dad, this isn't-- 550 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,136 You know, sweety, I'm a little 551 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,136 embarrassed to tell you this. 552 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,764 But I had my doubts 553 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,764 about you 554 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,641 but you just proved to me that 555 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,641 you could hold on a job 556 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,268 and actually improve 557 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,268 on your schoolwork. 558 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,855 I've never been 559 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,855 so proud of you, sweetheart. 560 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,439 Now, what was it 561 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,439 you wanted to tell me? 562 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,652 Uh, there's a sale on sponges 563 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,652 down at Broom Barn. 564 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,237 Oh, what beautiful 565 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,237 children. 566 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,865 Can I help 567 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,865 you people? 568 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,533 You're not gonna believe this, 569 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,533 we had no intention 570 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,034 of having any pictures taken 571 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,953 but your bright young assistant 572 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,953 here convinced me 573 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,246 to get some shots of my sweet 574 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,246 little Michelle over there. 575 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,709 What a fine fine salesperson 576 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,709 you have in this young lady. 577 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,004 Okay, happy helper, 578 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,004 start happy helping. 579 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,672 Okay, little girl 580 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,341 you're gonna get 581 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,341 your picture taken. 582 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,013 I've got to tell you that bright 583 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,013 young lady in the clown costume 584 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,597 she is fabulous. 585 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,725 Better give her a raise. 586 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,725 Uh, what the heck do I know? 587 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,561 I've never seen her 588 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,561 before in my life. 589 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,479 Say cheese. 590 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,025 You mean, "say cheese, please." 591 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,068 Say cheese, please. 592 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,406 - Cheese. 593 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,406 - This is amazing. 594 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,951 My sweet little Michelle has 595 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,951 never smiled in her entire life. 596 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,704 Cheese. 597 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,206 Cheese. 598 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,632 May I have 599 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,632 that cupcake, please? 600 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,384 No, you may not. 601 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,013 But I was polite, 602 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,013 and I said, "please." 603 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,347 I was polite, too. 604 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,934 I said, "no, you may not." 605 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,476 Guess what? 606 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,731 Politeness week is over. 607 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,444 'How rude!' 608 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,618 Whoa. 609 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,914 Whoa. 610 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,127 Whoa. 611 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,088 Hey, Deej. 612 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,672 Hi, Uncle Jesse. 613 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,260 See you got an A here 614 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,260 on your science. 615 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,720 It was nothing. 616 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,431 Let's hear what an A paper 617 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,431 sounds like, shall we? 618 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,183 "Photosynthesis." 619 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,769 "Photosynthesis 620 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,769 is the process 621 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,771 in which photos 622 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,771 are synthesized." 623 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,818 Hmm, I wonder what 624 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,818 an F paper looks like. 625 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:16,196 Oh, well, actually maybe it 626 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:16,196 looks something like this. 627 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,157 How did you know? 628 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,493 How did I know? Huh! 629 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,454 You're talking to a guy who used 630 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,454 to changed forties to nineties. 631 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,917 Zeroes to hundreds. 632 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,917 In fact this is beautiful. 633 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,376 One time I actually 634 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,376 got away with changing 635 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,170 the word "awful" to "awesome." 636 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,380 It was.. 637 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,632 The point is, 638 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,632 it was wrong. 639 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,134 It was wrong. 640 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,134 The point is it was wrong. 641 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,551 And what you did 642 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,551 was wrong too. 643 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,303 Same thing, wrong. 644 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,056 I know, but Kimmy was 645 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,056 the one who changed the grade. 646 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,143 Yes, but you didn't do anything 647 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,143 about it now, did you? 648 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,645 So, you know what you have to do 649 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,645 with this paper, don't you? 650 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,024 Keep my mouth shut, 651 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,024 and do better next time? 652 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,402 Where's dad? 653 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,781 He's in the living room. 654 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,781 Rotating couch cushions. 655 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,914 Hi, dad. 656 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,916 Hey, Deej. 657 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,916 Here's a helpful hint. 658 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,086 Always rotate your couch 659 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,086 cushions every 25,000 sits. 660 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,714 Dad, we need to talk. 661 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,843 You know what I like 662 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,843 about you best? 663 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,220 My charm, 664 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,220 my rugged good looks? 665 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,181 Your forgiving nature. 666 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,432 What did you do? 667 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,976 Here goes. 668 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,853 My science grade 669 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,853 was an F 670 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,064 and Kimmy changed it 671 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,064 to an A. 672 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,610 I'm just guessing she doesn't 673 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,610 have the authority to do this. 674 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,987 Dad, I'm sorry. 675 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,697 But with work 676 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,697 and all my other classes 677 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,700 I didn't have time 678 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,700 to study for my science test. 679 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,037 Then you should come to me 680 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,037 and told me what was going on. 681 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,206 DJ, we had an understanding. 682 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,665 You wanted to be 683 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,665 a responsible adult 684 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,042 and this is the least 685 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,042 responsible thing 686 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,585 you could've done. 687 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,921 I just wanted to prove 688 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,921 that I could earn my own money. 689 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,463 Well, that's all 690 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,463 out the window now. 691 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,216 Because you're going to 692 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,216 have to quit your job 693 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,427 and no hanging out at the mall 694 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,427 until you pull up that grade. 695 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:05,305 Okay. Guess I'll go back 696 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:05,305 to being a kid again. 697 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:11,353 Deej...there's nothing wrong 698 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:11,353 with being a kid. 699 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,022 You should enjoy it. 700 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,234 You got the rest of 701 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,234 your life to be an adult. 702 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,153 Well, I guess if being an adult 703 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,153 means wearing a red mop 704 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,531 on my head, I could handle being 705 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,531 a kid a little longer. 706 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,158 [chuckles] 707 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,870 In case I forgot to mention it, 708 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,870 you're a pretty great kid. 709 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,705 Thanks, dad. 710 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,671 [sighs] 711 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,671 Well, I guess this is my first 712 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,671 and last paycheck. 713 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,884 You're gonna use it to help pay 714 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,884 for those "Blow-outs"? 715 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,094 Are you kidding? 716 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,180 Pay $160 for shoes? 717 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,141 Do you know how much 718 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,141 quacking and waddling 719 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,517 I had to do to earn this money? 720 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,186 It's going in the bank. 721 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,604 That's good news. 722 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,065 Sounds like you're learning 723 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,065 the value of a dollar. 724 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,359 I am, and I appreciate 725 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,359 how you're going to feel 726 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,237 when I ask you this. 727 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,030 Dad, can I have a raise 728 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,030 in my allowance? 729 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,573 You know honey, 730 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,573 back to those couch cushions-- 731 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,742 Things are really expensive 732 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,742 these days, you know. 733 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,410 The fluffiness 734 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,410 a pillow must have. 735 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,454 A dollar's not 736 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,454 a dollar anymore. 737 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,292 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 738 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:38,065 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 739 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,442 ♪ Do-be-da-ba-ba-da ♪♪