1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,377 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:06,005 - Got any queens? 3 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:06,005 - Go fish. 4 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,968 I know how to skip. 5 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,968 Check it out, boys. 6 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,135 Go for it. 7 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,428 ♪ Skip skip ♪ 8 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Skip to my Lou 9 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:15,182 my darling ♪♪ 10 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,518 That was very good, 11 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,518 Michelle, but I think 12 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,645 one of your feet is missing 13 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,645 out on all of the fun. 14 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,562 Try it this way. 15 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:21,772 ♪ Skip skip ♪ 16 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:22,982 ♪ Skip to my Lou ♪ 17 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,984 ♪ Skip to my Lou 18 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,984 my darling ♪♪ 19 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,402 Wait, come on, Danny, 20 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,402 you skip like the Tin Man. 21 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,946 Put some oil 22 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,946 into those joints. 23 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:31,699 Uh, loosen up and-and frolic. 24 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,992 - Frolic? 25 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,992 - Yeah, frolic. 26 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,159 ♪ Lou Lou ♪ 27 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,410 ♪ Skip to my Lou ♪ 28 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,745 ♪ Lou Lou ♪ 29 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:37,830 ♪ Skip to my Lou ♪ 30 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,456 ♪ Lou Lou.. ♪♪ 31 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:43,711 Hey, man, we were teaching 32 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:43,711 Michelle how to skip. 33 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,172 Michelle, if you wanna 34 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,172 be cool, skip the skipping. 35 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,966 You gotta work 36 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,966 on the strut, babe. 37 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,552 [snaps finger] 38 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,552 That's it. 39 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,764 Let it swing, shorty. 40 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,102 [theme music] 41 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,065 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 42 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,610 ♪ Ah ♪ 43 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,492 ♪ Whatever happened 44 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,492 to predictability ♪ 45 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,619 ♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪ 46 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,413 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 47 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪ 48 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,000 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 49 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:27,295 ♪ This old world's 50 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:27,295 confusing me ♪ 51 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,342 ♪ Clouds as mean 52 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,342 as you've ever seen ♪ 53 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,930 ♪ Ain't a bird 54 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,930 who knows your tune ♪ 55 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:41,018 ♪ Then a little voice 56 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:41,018 inside you whispers ♪ 57 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:45,146 ♪ Kids don't sell 58 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:45,146 your dream so soon ♪ 59 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,693 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 60 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,693 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 61 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,320 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 62 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,320 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 63 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,740 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 64 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,492 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 65 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,492 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 66 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,369 ♪ There's a face ♪ 67 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,497 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 68 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,626 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 69 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,377 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 70 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,337 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 71 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:14,468 ♪ A light is waiting 72 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:14,468 to carry you home ♪ 73 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,929 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 74 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,641 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 75 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,853 ♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪ 76 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,358 [instrumental music] 77 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,083 [chuckles] 78 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,168 Okay, Michelle, we're 79 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,168 playing the hot and cold game. 80 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,463 Try and find your doll. 81 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,762 You're cold. 82 00:02:58,804 --> 00:02:59,972 'You're getting colder.' 83 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,350 You're a popsicle. 84 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,727 You're a popsicle 85 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,727 at the North Pole. 86 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,855 Michelle, 87 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,855 the colder you get 88 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,398 the further you are from 89 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,398 the thing you're looking for. 90 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,817 I know how to play. 91 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,986 I just want a cookie. 92 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,531 [sighs] 93 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,742 Now, where were we? 94 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,873 Hey, Joey, I gotta 95 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,873 rehearse with the band. 96 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,332 Can you take, 97 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,332 uh, Becky's wedding ring down 98 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,458 and have it 99 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,458 engraved for me? 100 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,293 - No problem. 101 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,293 - Alright, good. 102 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,545 It took me a week 103 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,545 but I finally came up 104 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,713 with the perfect inscription. 105 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,631 Ah, lay it on me, Jess. 106 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:38,010 "Wise men say only 107 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:38,010 fools rush in.. 108 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,427 Got it. 109 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,471 "...but I can't help 110 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,471 falling in love with you. 111 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,642 Like a river flows 112 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,642 surely to the sea--" 113 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,312 Jess, just so you know, 114 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,312 they charge by the letter. 115 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,982 Alright, 116 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,982 just make it, Love Me Tender. 117 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,942 - Hey, guys. 118 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,942 - Hi, Joey. 119 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,153 - Hi, sweetheart. 120 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,153 - Hi, Beck. 121 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:59,948 Jess, are you ready for a little 122 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:59,948 no-whining tuxedo shopping? 123 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,116 Ooh. 124 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,205 I told you already, 125 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:06,205 I found the perfect tuxedo. 126 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,623 And I told you already 127 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,623 that I'm not marrying a man 128 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,459 wearing a leather tuxedo 129 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,459 with a cobra on the back. 130 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,214 Hey, great news, everyone. 131 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,508 Our school fundraiser tonight 132 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,508 is completely sold out. 133 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,968 - Alright. 134 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,968 - Alright. 135 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,845 All my friends 136 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,845 are so psyched. 137 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,973 We're gonna be in a rock club 138 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,973 instead of a sweaty gym. 139 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,892 Alright, well, 140 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,892 the smash club is all yours 141 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,393 just gotta get everyone 142 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,393 outta there by 9:00 143 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,812 because they have to bring 144 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,812 in the mud wrestling pit. 145 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,731 Oh, they got 146 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,731 rid of the Jell-O? 147 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,151 Deej, come here. 148 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,694 I've gotta tell you 149 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,694 how proud of you I am 150 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,946 for putting together 151 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,946 this fundraiser 152 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,781 for your school newspaper. 153 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,158 Seems like only yesterday I 154 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,158 was powdering your little tushy. 155 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,453 Dad, please. 156 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,122 Sorry, sweetie. 157 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,750 Dad, please 158 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,750 don't pick my lint. 159 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,669 Sorry again. 160 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,881 Now, Joey, you're 161 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,881 going to open the show 162 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,174 by doing your comedy act. 163 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,718 Deej, I've totally 164 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,718 adapted my Vegas act 165 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,804 to the junior 166 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,804 high school crowd. 167 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,681 So this seventh grader 168 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,681 comes up to me and says 169 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,892 "Hey, dude, 170 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,892 got any mousse?" 171 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,437 And I said, "Why, certainly, 172 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,437 is Bullwinkle okay?" 173 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,277 So when I was in junior high 174 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,277 I watched lots of cartoons. 175 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,821 Did you notice that cartoon 176 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,821 characters could pretty much 177 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,448 get a hold of dynamite 178 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,448 whenever they needed it? 179 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,826 And it wasn't the type of 180 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,826 dynamite that would kill you. 181 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,328 It just kinda made 182 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,328 your rear end smolder. 183 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,374 Joey, that's great. My friends 184 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,374 think you're hilarious. 185 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,003 Now, Uncle Jesse, your band's 186 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,003 gonna do a whole set, right? 187 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,298 Oh, yeah, we're gonna rip it up, 188 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,298 tear it apart, party till the.. 189 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,841 ...parents come 190 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,841 and pick you up. 191 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,845 Thanks, you guys. 192 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,845 This is so cool. 193 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,596 Oh, and, dad, 194 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,596 when you're up there 195 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,973 introducing Jesse and Joey.. 196 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,808 - Yeah, Deej? 197 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,808 - Keep it short. 198 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,853 We wanna try and pack in as 199 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,853 much entertainment as possible. 200 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,105 I'll try not to get 201 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,105 in the way of all the fun. 202 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,648 Thanks, dad. 203 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,110 Oh, and please, don't 204 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,110 mention my tushy in public. 205 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,988 I'm going over to Kimmy's. 206 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,405 - 'See you, Deej.' 207 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,405 - Bye. 208 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,074 (Rebecca) 209 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,074 'Bye, D.J.' 210 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,036 Oh, man, 211 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,036 I'm getting a vibe here 212 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,246 that D.J. doesn't 213 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,246 think I'm all that groovy. 214 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,956 (in unison) 215 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,956 No. 216 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,917 I know, it's 217 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,917 a real mind blower. 218 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,376 I just wish 219 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,376 I could show D.J. 220 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,213 that I'm as hip and 221 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,213 cool as you guys are. 222 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,089 Danny, you don't have 223 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,089 to be hip and cool. 224 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,717 You're spic and span. 225 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:27,262 No, I'm serious. 226 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:27,262 I want D.J. to be proud of me. 227 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,057 I got an idea. 228 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,057 I am gonna surprise D.J. 229 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,433 Jess, I'm sing a song 230 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,433 with you and your band. 231 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,480 Couldn't you 232 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,480 just surprise her 233 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,566 with, like, 234 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,566 a really nice sweater? 235 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,443 You don't think 236 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,443 I can be cool? 237 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,072 Just wait till you see 238 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,072 how I get down and get funky 239 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,574 with my bad self, hooyah! 240 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,080 Who wants to play 241 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,080 hot and cold? 242 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,998 (in unison) 243 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,998 Oh. 244 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,917 I heard that. 245 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,879 I'll play with you later, 246 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,879 I gotta work on my act. 247 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,506 Yeah, I gotta go rip the cobra 248 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,506 off the back of Jesse's tux. 249 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,632 I got to stop her. 250 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,302 I gotta get down, 251 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,302 and get funky. 252 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,976 They'll wanna find this. 253 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,313 Ha ha! 254 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:25,153 Good boy, Comet. 255 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:25,153 You're such a smart dog. 256 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,197 Up on the bed. 257 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,032 You can help me 258 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,032 with my homework. 259 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,494 Thanks, Comet. 260 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:37,040 Steph, please tell me you know 261 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:37,040 where Jesse's wedding ring is. 262 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,459 I would if I could, 263 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,459 but I can't. 264 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,002 I'm supposed to take 265 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,002 it to the engraver. 266 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,381 And I can't find it. 267 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,381 Jesse's gonna kill me. 268 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:49,177 Ooh, I can just see that 269 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:49,177 vein in his forehead throbbing 270 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,263 his neck turning red 271 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,056 his eyes bugging out! 272 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,768 Can I be there when 273 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,768 you tell him you lost it? 274 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,439 Who wants to play 275 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,439 hot and cold? 276 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:03,566 Not now, Michelle, I have 277 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:03,566 to find Jesse's wedding ring. 278 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,610 You're very cold. 279 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,365 You took 280 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,365 Jesse's wedding ring? 281 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,409 You're getting warmer. 282 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,374 Alright, guys, I know 283 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,374 it's a drag having to play 284 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,042 at a junior high school 285 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,042 fundraiser 286 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,670 but the good news is 287 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,670 you're not getting paid either. 288 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,339 - Oh. 289 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,339 - Super! 290 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,300 Alright, 291 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,300 let's rock and roll! 292 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:33,096 Danny, just lie down and don't 293 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:33,096 get up until the fever breaks. 294 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,891 Jess, I gotta tell you, man, 295 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,891 I know why you rockers 296 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,601 wiggle around 297 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,601 on the stage so much. 298 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,146 These leather pants 299 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,146 really ride up. 300 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,566 You know, Danny, uh, lot 301 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,566 of guys can't pull off this look 302 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,736 and there's an outside chance 303 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,736 that you just maybe one of 'em. 304 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,323 Come on, Jess, let's rehearse 305 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,323 my song before D.J. gets home. 306 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,949 Alright. 307 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,742 You, uh, 308 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,742 you sure about this? 309 00:08:56,744 --> 00:09:00,457 Jess...it's always 310 00:08:56,744 --> 00:09:00,457 been my secret dream 311 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,376 to be a real rock star. 312 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,918 You know.. 313 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,006 ...I never told you 314 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,006 this, but, uh 315 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 I used to sing with 316 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,050 the Partridge Family. 317 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,636 - You did? 318 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,636 - Yeah. 319 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,680 Till my mom made me 320 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,680 shut it off and do my homework. 321 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,100 Jess, I am 322 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,100 gonna sing a song 323 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,228 that's ultra 324 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,228 hip and mega cool. 325 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,146 "My Generation" by The Who. 326 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,691 Well, "My Generation" was ultra 327 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,691 hip and mega cool in the '60s 328 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,693 but these kids 329 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,693 won't know that song. 330 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,779 Hey, "My Generation" 331 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,779 is a timeless anthem 332 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,032 of teenage angst 333 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,032 and rebellion. 334 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,201 But I'm not gonna sing it like 335 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,201 some old rock and roll dinosaur. 336 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,538 I just spent an hour watching 337 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,538 Downtown Julie Brown on MTV. 338 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,874 I am ready to bust a move. 339 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,921 Alright, 340 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,921 let's pump up the jam. 341 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,839 Huh? 342 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,716 Let's just 343 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,716 play the song, huh? 344 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,301 Okay. 345 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,595 Generation in G. 346 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,595 One, two! 347 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,679 One, two, three! 348 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,473 [upbeat music] 349 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,895 ♪ Yo people try 350 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,895 to put us d-d-down ♪ 351 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,064 ♪ Talkin' about 352 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,064 my generation ♪ 353 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,567 ♪ Just because 354 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,567 we g-g-get around ♪ 355 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,569 ♪ Talkin' about 356 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,569 my generation ♪ 357 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,321 ♪ Things they do 358 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,321 look awful cold ♪ 359 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,282 ♪ Talkin' about 360 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,282 my generation ♪ 361 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,867 ♪ Hope I die 362 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,867 before I get old ♪ 363 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,702 ♪ Talkin' about 364 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,702 my generation ♪ 365 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,954 ♪ My generation ♪ 366 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,080 ♪ Can't touch it 367 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,080 can't touch it ♪ 368 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,999 ♪ My generation baby ♪ 369 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,461 ♪ Why don't you all 370 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,461 f-fade away ♪ 371 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,546 ♪ Talkin' 'bout my generation ♪ 372 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,132 ♪ Don't try and dig 373 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,132 what we all s-s-say ♪ 374 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,883 ♪ Talkin' about 375 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,883 my generation ♪ 376 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,553 ♪ I'm not tryin' to cause 377 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,553 a new s-s-sensation ♪ 378 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,263 ♪ Talkin' about 379 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,263 my generation ♪ 380 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,266 ♪ I'm just talkin' 381 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,266 about my g-g-generation ♪ 382 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,892 ♪ Talkin' about 383 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,892 my generation ♪ 384 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,186 ♪ My generation ♪ 385 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,186 ♪ Talkin' 'bout my generation ♪ 386 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:49,023 ♪ My generation baby ♪ 387 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:49,023 ♪ Talkin' 'bout my generation ♪♪ 388 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,874 Dad, what are you doing? 389 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,545 Oh, I'm, uh, 390 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,545 I'm busting a move. 391 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,380 And my shoulder. Ooh. 392 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,965 Give me that. 393 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,383 Honey, I wanted 394 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,383 to surprise you. 395 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,010 I'm gonna sing this 396 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,010 at your fundraiser. 397 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,515 You were gonna 398 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,515 do that in public? 399 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,308 All my friends 400 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,308 will be there. 401 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,186 You mean 402 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,186 your former friends. 403 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,229 Alright, girls, your 404 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,229 dad has a very good voice. 405 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,732 You just need to tie 406 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,732 him down to a chair, that's all. 407 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,568 Dad, you can't 408 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,568 do this to me. 409 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,695 I'll never be able 410 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,695 to show my face in school again. 411 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,451 [instrumental music] 412 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,045 I think my singing must 413 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,045 have really embarrassed D.J. 414 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,130 Don't forget the 415 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,130 clothes and the dancing. 416 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,925 Kimmy, don't help. 417 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,678 Okay. I'll go help D.J. 418 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,305 sweep up the shattered 419 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,305 pieces of her life. 420 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,685 Jess, could I see you 421 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,685 in the kitchen, please? 422 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:07,894 Sure. 423 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:13,316 Oh, and guys, don't get too 424 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:13,316 attached to "My Generation." 425 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,654 You alright? 426 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,407 Oh, Jess, 427 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,407 who am I trying to kid? 428 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,617 This isn't the real me. 429 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,248 This isn't 430 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,248 the real me, either. 431 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,749 Whoa! I don't wanna 432 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,749 see the real you! 433 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,128 You know, I thought 434 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,128 singing that song 435 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,548 would show D.J. 436 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,548 that I could be cool. 437 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,551 Ah, don't feel bad. When you're 438 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,551 14, your dad's never cool. 439 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,428 You know that's true. 440 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845 I remember 441 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845 when I was a kid 442 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,847 I was playing 443 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,847 football with all my friends. 444 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,307 My dad came out. 445 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,309 Guess he wanted to prove, 446 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,309 he's one of the guys. 447 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,561 He threw me a pass. 448 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,978 All I could 449 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,978 remember thinking was 450 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,274 "Oh, no, my dad 451 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,274 throws like a girl!" 452 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,610 Ah, you know, when 453 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,610 you're a teenager 454 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,612 things seem much worse 455 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,612 than they really are, you know? 456 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,322 No, my dad really 457 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,322 threw like a girl. 458 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,241 The pass only made 459 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,241 it about halfway. 460 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,452 Had to tell my friends 461 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,452 he hurt his arm in the war. 462 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,995 And so now you 463 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,995 know how D.J. feels. 464 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,456 I mean, can you 465 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,456 imagine if your dad threw 466 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,750 that sissy throw 467 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,750 in front of the whole school? 468 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,126 Yeah, but what 469 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,126 I'm doing isn't 470 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,378 nearly as bad as 471 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,378 what he did to me. 472 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,426 You're right. 473 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,426 It's worse. 474 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,138 At least my dad 475 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,138 never wore a grinning skull. 476 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,319 D.J., how can you 477 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,319 not go tonight? 478 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,571 You put together 479 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,571 the whole fundraiser. 480 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,783 Hey, if anyone wonders 481 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,783 why I'm not there 482 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,702 they'll stop wondering as soon 483 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,702 as they hear my dad sing. 484 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,666 D.J., can I talk 485 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,666 to you a minute, alone? 486 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,960 Oh, it's okay, Mr. T., 487 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,960 anything you can say to D.J. 488 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,587 you can say 489 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,587 in front of me. 490 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:03,050 Okay. D.J., how can we 491 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:03,050 get Kimmy out of the room? 492 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,596 Five bucks 493 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,596 works in my house. 494 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,390 That's okay. 495 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,390 You've got enough problems. 496 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,520 [sighs] 497 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:17,649 Deej...about 498 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:17,649 me singing tonight.. 499 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,734 I understand 500 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,734 exactly how you feel. 501 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,321 My dad threw like a girl. 502 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,865 Well, that's because grandpa 503 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,865 hurt his arm in the war. 504 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,411 Boy, I told everybody 505 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,411 that story, didn't I? 506 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,497 The point is you 507 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,497 don't have to worry. 508 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,040 I'm not gonna sing tonight. 509 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,875 Really? You mean it? 510 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,671 I promise, 511 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,671 not one move will I bust. 512 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 Thanks, dad. 513 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,675 You know, this may 514 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,675 sound a little silly 515 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,762 but I just wanted you to think 516 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,762 I was hip and cool, but I'm not. 517 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,725 So don't worry. I wouldn't do 518 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,725 anything to embarrass you, okay? 519 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,101 I appreciate 520 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,101 what you were gonna do. 521 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,604 But I appreciate even more 522 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,604 that you're not gonna do it. 523 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,399 Hey, it's my pleasure. 524 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,693 I'm happy, 'cause now I can 525 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,693 get out of these leather pants 526 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,028 and into some ointment. 527 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,028 Ooh. 528 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,661 Kimmy, aren't you embarrassed 529 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,661 to have a glass at your ear? 530 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,665 Well, if you'd speak a little 531 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,665 louder, I could hear without it. 532 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,167 Oh, on behalf 533 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,167 of Vanadda Junior High 534 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,960 thanks for not singing. 535 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,464 Alright, Deej! 536 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,216 You don't have 537 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,216 to change schools! 538 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,678 Yeah, great. 539 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,223 I feel so guilty about 540 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,223 hurting my dad's feelings. 541 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,141 It could be worse. 542 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,226 Really? 543 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,477 How? 544 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,898 ♪ Talkin' about 545 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,898 my g-g-generation ♪ 546 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,901 ♪ Yo people try 547 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,901 to get us down ♪ 548 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,194 ♪ Talkin' about 549 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,194 my generation ♪♪ 550 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,031 Okay, 551 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,031 how am I doing, Michelle? 552 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,367 You're getting warmer. 553 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,827 You're getting hotter. 554 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,830 You're a hot dog! 555 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,418 You found the ring! 556 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,418 Yippee! 557 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,882 Michelle, this is not quite 558 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:05,882 the ring I was looking for. 559 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,469 Are you going to eat that? 560 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,221 Michelle, would you 561 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,221 forget about the cookie. 562 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,767 When I see a cookie, 563 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,767 I can't forget about it. 564 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,144 Well, I'll give 565 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,144 you the cookie 566 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,938 if you tell me 567 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,938 where the ring is. 568 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,690 I told you, I put it 569 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,690 in the cookie jar. 570 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,318 And I said It's not 571 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,318 in the cookie jar. 572 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,571 Then how do I 573 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,571 get that cookie? 574 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,531 I'll tell you how 575 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,531 you get the cookie. 576 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,828 By remembering where 577 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,828 you put the ring. Now think. 578 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,667 Do you know what 579 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,667 you're thinking about? 580 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,877 Yes, I do. 581 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,877 That cookie. 582 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,505 Well, stop thinking about it. 583 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,424 Now, how about if you 584 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,424 show me everything you did 585 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,384 from the time you picked 586 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,384 up Uncle Jesse's ring 587 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,594 and I'll follow you. 588 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,096 You mean like 589 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,096 follow the leader? 590 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,683 Right, now, 591 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,683 what did you do 592 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,351 after you picked up the ring? 593 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,394 I came into the kitchen. 594 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,609 Good, now we're 595 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,609 getting somewhere. 596 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,695 Okay. 597 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,695 Then what happened? 598 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,905 I saw a bug. 599 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,199 Okay, then what? 600 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,576 I followed the bug. 601 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,704 Okay, where did 602 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,704 you follow the bug? 603 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,205 Follow the leader. 604 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,292 Okay, follow the leader. 605 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,502 Okay. 606 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,421 Then what? 607 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,758 Then the bug stopped. 608 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,259 Okay, then what happened? 609 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,887 Then the bug 610 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,887 got goin' again. 611 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,097 Then the bug 612 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,097 got going again. 613 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,600 I'll bet the bug was 614 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,600 pretty dizzy by this time. 615 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,603 Follow the bug. 616 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,938 Under the table. 617 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,191 What are you guys doin'? 618 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,986 Hi, Jess. We're just 619 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,986 playing follow the leader. 620 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030 Oh, yeah? Looks to me like 621 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030 you're looking for somethin'. 622 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,949 Oh, we're not 623 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,949 looking for anything. 624 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,117 We were looking for a ring. 625 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,455 Thanks for reminding me, 626 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,455 Michelle. I plum forgot. 627 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,959 What ring would that be? Would 628 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,959 it happen to be...this ring? 629 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,921 [both laugh] 630 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,717 Oh, where did you 631 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,717 find the ring? 632 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,719 In the cookie jar. 633 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,387 That's what I told you. 634 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,140 Maybe next time, 635 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,140 you'll listen. 636 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,771 - Want a cookie? 637 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,771 - I'll cookie you. 638 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,608 [upbeat music] 639 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,283 Security! 640 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,882 [audience cheering] 641 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,845 More, more! 642 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,845 I don't wanna go to bed yet! 643 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,974 Well, Deej, you pulled it off. 644 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,183 Joey was funny, 645 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,183 Jesse's band was hot 646 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,144 and your dad 647 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,144 hardly said a word. 648 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,563 Yeah, the perfect night. 649 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,649 But I feel so awful. 650 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,442 Well, that's our 651 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,442 show for the night. 652 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,277 Let's hear it for 653 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,277 Jesse and The Rippers! 654 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,613 [audience cheering] 655 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,326 And our special guest, 656 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,326 comedian Joey Gladstone! 657 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,702 [audience cheering] 658 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,165 Well, it's hard to believe 659 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,165 but it's almost 9 o'clock. 660 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,667 I can see 661 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,667 the men with the mud. 662 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,796 That can only mean 663 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,796 one thing, time for bingo. 664 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,132 Well, uh.. 665 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,341 ...I don't 666 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,341 wanna embarrass anybody 667 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,301 but I think 668 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,301 we should really thank 669 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,846 the person who put together 670 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,846 tonight's fundraiser. 671 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,056 Let's hear it 672 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,056 for D.J. Tanner. 673 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,475 'Come on up, honey.' 674 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,106 Thanks for 675 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,106 coming tonight, everyone. 676 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,233 We raised enough money 677 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,233 to buy that new computer. 678 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,863 How about one more song 679 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,863 from Jesse and The Rippers? 680 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:03,077 Featuring a brand-new 681 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:03,077 singer I'm very proud of.. 682 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,871 ...my dad. 683 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,082 Let's give it up 684 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,082 for Danny Tanner! 685 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,462 Deej, honey, I don't 686 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,462 wanna embarrass you. 687 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,214 Dad, the only thing 688 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,214 I'm embarrassed about 689 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,799 is the way I acted today. 690 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,094 Bust a move, dad. 691 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,977 Um, I guess I'm going 692 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,977 to sing a song 693 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,605 and I'd like 694 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,605 to dedicate it to D.J. 695 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,524 'Oh, thanks.' 696 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,902 I used to sing 697 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,902 this to Deej 698 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,611 when she was 699 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,611 just a little girl 700 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,239 and I really hope 701 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,239 she likes it right now. 702 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,782 [instrumental music] 703 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,996 ♪ I got sunshine ♪ 704 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,124 ♪ On a cloudy day ♪ 705 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,213 ♪ When it's cold outside ♪ 706 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,465 ♪ I got the month of May ♪ 707 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,509 ♪ Whoa whoa ♪ 708 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,388 ♪ I guess you'd say ♪ 709 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,388 ♪ I guess you'd say ♪ 710 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,559 ♪ What can make me 711 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,559 feel this way ♪ 712 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,771 ♪ My girl ♪ 713 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,771 ♪ My girl ♪ 714 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,191 ♪ Talkin' about my girl ♪ 715 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,191 ♪ Whoa whoa ♪ 716 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,567 ♪ My girl ♪ 717 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:21,030 ♪ I got so much honey ♪ 718 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,490 ♪ The bees envy me ♪ 719 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:28,079 ♪ I got a sweeter song ♪ 720 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:32,374 ♪ Than all the birds 721 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:32,374 in the trees ♪ 722 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,710 ♪ Whoa whoa ♪ 723 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,464 ♪ I guess you'd say ♪ 724 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:42,384 ♪ What can make me 725 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:42,384 feel this way ♪ 726 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,887 ♪ My girl ♪ 727 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,887 ♪ My girl ♪ 728 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:50,101 ♪ My girl 729 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:50,101 talkin' about my girl ♪ 730 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,687 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪♪ 731 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,584 [theme music] 732 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,981 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪ 733 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:41,443 ♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪