1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,589 Up and down, 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,589 up and down 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,758 up and down, 4 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,758 up and down. 5 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,056 Daddy, I'm ready. 6 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,979 [spits] 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,148 - Thank you very much. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,148 - Just doing my job. 9 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,448 [theme music] 10 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,826 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 11 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,621 ♪ Aah ♪ 12 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ Whatever happened 13 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,378 to predictability? ♪ 14 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,338 ♪ The milkman 15 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,338 the paper boy ♪ 16 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,089 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 17 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,800 ♪ When did I get 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,800 to livin' here? ♪ 19 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,011 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 20 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:57,641 ♪ This old world's 21 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:57,641 confusin' me ♪ 22 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:01,186 ♪ Clouds as mean 23 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:01,186 as you ever seen ♪ 24 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:04,690 ♪ Ain't a bird 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:04,690 that knows your tune ♪ 26 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:09,904 ♪ Then a little voice 27 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:09,904 inside you whispers ♪ 28 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:14,199 ♪ Kid don't sell 29 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:14,199 your dreams so soon ♪ 30 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,746 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 31 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,746 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 32 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 33 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 34 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,500 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 35 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,336 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 36 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,336 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 37 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:31,258 ♪ There's a face 38 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:31,258 of somebody who needs you ♪ 39 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:34,302 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 40 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,346 ♪ When you're lost 41 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,346 out there ♪ 42 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,306 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 43 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,141 ♪ A light is waiting ♪ 44 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:43,395 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 45 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,606 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 46 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,651 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 47 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,697 ♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪♪ 48 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,619 [instrumental music] 49 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,636 Up you go. 50 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,636 I'm waiting. 51 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,724 Hey, Michelle. 52 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,724 How are you doing? 53 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,810 This Yo-Yo is broken. 54 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,771 Well, I have something 55 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,771 better for you. 56 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,731 Since I opened 57 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,731 a savings account 58 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,818 I want you to have 59 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,818 my old piggy bank. 60 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,945 Thank you very much. 61 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,741 Hey, where's the money? 62 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,701 Well, you have to 63 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,701 earn it yourself. 64 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,662 You could check 65 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,662 the couch cushions 66 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,998 or find someone 67 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,998 who's a soft touch 68 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,499 look real cute 69 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,877 and say, "please 70 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,877 feed my piggy." 71 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,963 Please feed my piggy. 72 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,676 Boy, you picked 73 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,676 that one up real fast. 74 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,845 Here's a quarter. 75 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,263 [clinking] 76 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,683 Ooh, I like that sound. 77 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,936 [clinking] 78 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,997 Bishop to King's Knight four. 79 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,709 Check. 80 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,715 King me. 81 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,257 - Hello. 82 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,257 - Hi, Steph. 83 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,844 Hey, Stephanie. 84 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,844 How was school today? 85 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,596 Oh, just another day 86 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,596 in third grade. 87 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,306 Here's a silly note 88 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,306 from my teacher. 89 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,851 You don't have to read it. 90 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,851 Just sign it. 91 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,770 You don't mind 92 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,770 if I just skim it, do you? 93 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,314 Steph, it says here that 94 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,314 you're having trouble reading 95 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,650 a-and you need to have 96 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,650 your eyes examined. 97 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,861 Isn't that silly? He he. 98 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,655 Well, if it's so silly 99 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,655 let's see you read that note. 100 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,200 Okay. "Dear Mr. Tanner 101 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,952 "lately Stephanie 102 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,952 has been holding her paper 103 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,954 very close to her face." 104 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,622 See, no problem. 105 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,750 You're getting 106 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,750 your eyes checked. 107 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,002 But what if they tell me 108 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,002 I need glasses? 109 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,670 I'm gonna look like a geek. 110 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,256 Sweetheart, you are not 111 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,256 gonna look like a geek. 112 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,591 But if you don't 113 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,591 take care of this now 114 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,801 your eyesight could get worse. 115 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,720 All those years 116 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,720 eating carrots. 117 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,681 What a waste. 118 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,186 Please feed 119 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,186 my piggy. 120 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:34,691 Oh-h, I have some pennies 121 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:34,691 for your piggy to snack on. 122 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,526 He's very hungry. 123 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,403 You got any quarters? 124 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,532 Go talk to your dad. 125 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,243 I got quarters. Here ya go. 126 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,619 Here's a quarter. 127 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,328 Here's 50 cents. 128 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,623 Here's 75 cents. 129 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,875 Okay, Jess, now this 130 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,875 is the last decision 131 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,668 we have to make for the wedding. 132 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,047 Should the waiters at 133 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,047 the reception wear white gloves? 134 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,341 Who's paying again? 135 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,510 - My parents. 136 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,510 - Go for the white gloves. 137 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,889 Alright. That's it. 138 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,889 No more decisions. 139 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,349 We've made every teeny, 140 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,349 tiny, minuscule 141 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,935 trivial decision 142 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,935 about this wedding. 143 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,519 It's over. Hallelujah. 144 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,356 Well, honey, there 145 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:15,356 is one teeny, tiny 146 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,151 minuscule, 147 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,151 trivial decision 148 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,987 you've been putting off 149 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:19,987 since we got engaged. 150 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,823 Who's going to be 151 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,823 your best man, Danny or Joey? 152 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,908 Oh, I know I've been 153 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,908 avoiding this. 154 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,534 Alright, I'll tell you what, 155 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,534 as soon as we're all together 156 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,328 I'll pick the best man 157 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,328 and that'll be it. 158 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,206 Great. Danny, Joey, 159 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,206 get in here. 160 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,749 Are you crazy, 161 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,749 embarrassing me like this. 162 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:33,834 I don't know which one 163 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:33,834 I'm gonna pick-- 164 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,211 - Hi, boys. 165 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,211 - Hey. 166 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,712 What's going on? 167 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,798 Well, uh, now that 168 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,798 we're all together 169 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,924 there's something 170 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,924 very important 171 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,801 I want to talk about. 172 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,262 We're going with 173 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,262 the white gloves. 174 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,724 Hey, we're very happy 175 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,724 for the both of you. 176 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,559 Well, actually, we've planned 177 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,559 out the whole wedding 178 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,104 except for 179 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,104 one little detail. 180 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,277 Uh...I have to pick 181 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,277 a best man. 182 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,867 This, I-I can't do this. I don't 183 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,867 want to hurt anybody's feelings. 184 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,243 Oh, Jess, it's no big deal. 185 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,953 Nobody's feelings 186 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,953 are gonna be hurt. 187 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,831 That's right. Whatever you 188 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,831 guys decide, it's fine with us. 189 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,500 We're mature adults. 190 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,836 Alright. 191 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,004 I pick Joey. 192 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,798 Yes, I get to be 193 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,798 the best man. Yes. 194 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,260 If that's what you want, 195 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,260 it's cool with me. 196 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,057 Congratulations, Joey. 197 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,899 Danny, uh, I'd like you 198 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,899 to be my...head usher. 199 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,194 Oh, hey, 200 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,194 that's, that's terrific. 201 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,280 Well, if for any reason, 202 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,280 Joey is unable 203 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,741 to perform his duties 204 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,741 as best man 205 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,660 or he does anything to bring 206 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,660 disgrace to his position 207 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,247 the head usher steps up 208 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,247 and assumes the crown. 209 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,581 Ah, see? 210 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,500 Well, if needed, I'm, 211 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:57,500 I'm ready to serve. 212 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,961 Yeah, well, thanks for 213 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,961 taking this so good. 214 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,630 Hey, I could still win 215 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,630 the swimsuit competition. 216 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,390 ♪ Hang down your head 217 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,390 Tom Dooley ♪ 218 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,017 ♪ Hang down 219 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,017 your head and cry ♪ 220 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,980 ♪ Hang down your head 221 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,980 Tom Dooley ♪ 222 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,691 ♪ Poor boy 223 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,691 you're bound to ♪ 224 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,818 ♪ Die.. ♪♪ 225 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,364 Danny. 226 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,532 This, uh, happy little 227 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,532 hanging tune 228 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,159 wouldn't have anything 229 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,159 to do with me picking Joey 230 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,827 as my best man, would it? 231 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,996 Jess, not at all. 232 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,707 W-when you think about 233 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,707 best man or head usher 234 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,584 there's not really 235 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,584 much of a difference. 236 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,753 The best man gets to stand 237 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,753 next to the groom 238 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,797 give him the ring, 239 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,797 make the toast. 240 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,924 Basically be the star 241 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,924 of the wedding. 242 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,051 And the head usher, 243 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,051 he gets to say 244 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,970 "I'm sorry, those seats 245 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,970 are for the family." 246 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,515 Are you trying to make me feel 247 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,515 bad? 'Cause its working. 248 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,976 I would never do that to you. 249 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,271 ♪ Swing low 250 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,271 sweet chariot ♪ 251 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,064 I'm sorry. Those seats 252 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,064 are for the family. 253 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,817 ♪ Coming for 254 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,817 to carry me home ♪ 255 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:04,943 ♪ Swing low.. ♪♪ 256 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,279 Dad, you've got 257 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,279 to help us. 258 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,323 - What's goin' on? 259 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,323 - It's my cousin, Steve. 260 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,032 He's in town for 261 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,032 the big science fair. 262 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,451 And he won't 263 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,451 quit bugging us. 264 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,328 Julie and I are trying 265 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,328 to write an article 266 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,787 for the school paper 267 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,165 but her cousin is kind of a.. 268 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,958 What's the word 269 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,958 I'm lookin' for? 270 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,960 Pain in the butt? 271 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,503 That'll work. 272 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,630 [knocks] 273 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,385 That's him. 274 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,220 Dad, you never saw us. 275 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,597 And if he asks where we are, 276 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,597 we were never here 277 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,266 and we're never 278 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,266 coming back. 279 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,226 Got it. 280 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,647 How annoying 281 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,647 could one kid be? 282 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,232 Honey, I'm home. 283 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,119 S-Steve Urkel 284 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,119 at your service. 285 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,375 Hi, Steve. 286 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,002 Listen, Steve, uh, DJ 287 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,002 and Julie were never here 288 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,753 and they're 289 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,753 never coming back. 290 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,340 Never? Oh, that's okay. 291 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,340 I'll wait. 292 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,010 Say, do you have 293 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,010 a spare accordion? 294 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,262 We can jam. 295 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,639 No, my accordion 296 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,639 is in the shop. 297 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,184 How you doing? 298 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,184 I'm, I'm Danny Tanner, DJ's dad. 299 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,227 That's Jesse Katsopolis, 300 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,227 my brother-in-law. 301 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,313 - Hi. 302 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,313 - Joey's not here. 303 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,899 He's, uh, 304 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,899 Jesse's best man. 305 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,985 I'm just the head usher. 306 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,946 Well, geez, Danny, 307 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,946 you sound a little bitter. 308 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,908 May I suggest that you just suck 309 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,908 it up and get on with your life. 310 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,744 Kid's got a point. 311 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,372 Boy, am I hungry. 312 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,372 Got any cheese? 313 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,123 Uh, you can't 314 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,123 go in there 315 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,709 because, um, 316 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,709 we're out of cheese. 317 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,003 Oh, no problemo, 318 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,003 I'll just pour a glass of milk 319 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,089 and wait for it to curdle. 320 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,508 Uh, Steve, Steve, 321 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,508 Steevo. 322 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,885 Steve, I-I can't 323 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,885 help noticing 324 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,178 that you, uh, walk like 325 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,178 the you still have 326 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,555 the hanger in your shirt. 327 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,224 - Oh, why, thank you. 328 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,224 - You're welcome. 329 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,725 Steve, I'd like 330 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,725 to help you 331 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:05,188 because, uh, quite frankly, 332 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:05,188 you need help. 333 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,648 See, when you're walking, you 334 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,648 got, you gotta be loose, man. 335 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,859 You gotta kinda just 336 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,859 let it be cool, you see. 337 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,361 That's it. Loosen up. 338 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,363 Be very fluid. 339 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,448 Flu-fluidity is the key. 340 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,116 That's the move. 341 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,116 That's it, now. 342 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,036 Once you get it going, you shift 343 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,036 the weight and go, you see. 344 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,330 And it's a strut, and it's cool. 345 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,916 And it's a strut, and it's cool. 346 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,916 Like that. See? 347 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,043 - Very inspiring. 348 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,043 - Alright. 349 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,638 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 350 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,224 That's, that's close. 351 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,059 Yeah, well. 352 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,145 Well, that was 353 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,145 a walk on the wild side. 354 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,689 But now let's try it 355 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,689 with your elbows out. 356 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,609 You'll find it's much 357 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,609 better for circulation. 358 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,985 - Like this? 359 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,985 - Yeah. 360 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,153 Alright, I'll try it. 361 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,530 - Yeah, you're doing fine. 362 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,530 - Okay. 363 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,615 Hey, you know, I do feel 364 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,615 the blood flowing-- 365 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,824 Yeah. 366 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,826 What am I doing? 367 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,287 Well, here's another fun way 368 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,287 to kill time. 369 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,998 Let's share our life stories. 370 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,998 I'll go first. 371 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:08,126 I was born on a cold 372 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:08,126 Chicago night, 1976 373 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,128 the year of America's 374 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,128 bicentennial. 375 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,963 My mom was in 376 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,963 a great deal of pain 377 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,340 and I was charging through-- 378 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383 I think I hear 379 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383 the girls coming home. 380 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,718 Right in the kitchen. 381 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,718 There you go. 382 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,095 Anyhow, good day, gentlemen. 383 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,847 Okay. 384 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,390 (Steve) 385 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,390 'Oh, ladies.' 386 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,767 [screaming] 387 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,645 - Hey. 388 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,645 - Hey. 389 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,188 Guess who got some new glasses? 390 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,440 Guess who never 391 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,440 wants to wear them? 392 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,942 Oh, come on, 393 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,942 I'll bet they look great. 394 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,195 I look like 395 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,195 a total dweeb. 396 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,614 Oh, come on. 397 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,614 Hey, look at this. 398 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,658 I wear 399 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,658 reading glasses. 400 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,869 And yeah, there. Do I look 401 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,869 like a total dweeb? 402 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,413 Not totally. 403 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,000 Honey, put them on. 404 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,000 Let us see 'em. 405 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,169 Okay. 406 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,590 There. You saw them. 407 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,008 You know, for a second there 408 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,301 I thought you actually 409 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,301 looked sharp. 410 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,802 Yeah, you look 411 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,802 very sophisticated. 412 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,012 That's what 413 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,012 I've been telling you since 414 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,681 we left the eye doctor, Steph. 415 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,183 Thanks, but I know 416 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,183 you're just being nice 417 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,185 because you're my family. 418 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,274 Do I look like a dweeb? 419 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,903 - No. 420 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,903 - No. 421 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,738 You're just being nice 422 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,738 'cause you're my family. 423 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,867 Hi, Comet. 424 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,285 You'll be honest. 425 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,413 What do you think 426 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,413 of my new glasses? 427 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,463 I knew it. 428 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,924 I'm the biggest geek 429 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,924 in third grade. 430 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,265 [instrumental music] 431 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,809 [gasps] 432 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,822 - I think we lost him. 433 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,822 - Lost who? 434 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,578 Just some pesky kid that keeps 435 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,578 following us around. 436 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,205 You know, some people just don't 437 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,205 know when they're not wanted. 438 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,584 Hi, DJ. 439 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,210 Hi, Julie. 440 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,837 Hi, kid I don't know. 441 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,632 Steve, this is 442 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,632 my sister Michelle. 443 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,925 Well, it's a pleasure 444 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,925 to meet you, Michelle. 445 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,720 Why do you talk 446 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,720 like a Mickey Mouse? 447 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,641 That's because 448 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,641 I'm from Chicago. 449 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,476 Want to feed my piggy? 450 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,561 Well, sure. 451 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,563 Here's a bright, 452 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,563 shiny penny. 453 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,232 Michelle, did you know that 454 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,232 with prevailing interest rates 455 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,151 that penny will be worth 456 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,151 almost three cents 457 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,236 at the turn of the century? 458 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,738 Yes, I did. 459 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,285 Steve, this is 460 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,285 my other sister Stephanie. 461 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,953 Hi, Stephanie. 462 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,747 Nice to meet you, Steve. 463 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,373 I don't mean to be rude 464 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,960 but I really don't feel 465 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,960 like company right now. 466 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,504 Is everything okay, Steph? 467 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,714 I just feel 468 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,714 like being alone. 469 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,007 Come on, girls. 470 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,883 The little lady 471 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,883 wants some privacy. 472 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,762 So let's make like 473 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,762 Tom and Cruise. Heh heh. 474 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,519 So tell me, why 475 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,519 so melancholic, baby? 476 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,647 I can't tell you my problems. 477 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,647 I don't even know you. 478 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:21,110 Oh. Well, I was born in Chicago 479 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:21,110 on a cold winter night in 1976. 480 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,779 My mom was in 481 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,779 a great deal of pain 482 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,822 and I was chargin' through-- 483 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,657 Okay. Okay. 484 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,200 I'll talk. 485 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,952 I just got 486 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,952 my first pair of glasses. 487 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,079 Oh, well, 488 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,079 welcome to the club. 489 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,832 You know, some people 490 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,832 look far more attractive 491 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,542 with glasses 492 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,542 than without. 493 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,917 Take me, for example. 494 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,839 As good as 495 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,839 I look now.. 496 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,926 See how studlier 497 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,926 I become. 498 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,933 Truly amazing. 499 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,812 But if I wear these 500 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,812 to school.. 501 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,649 ...all the kids 502 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,649 are going to tease me. 503 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,235 Oh, sure, 504 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,235 in a class of 30 505 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,612 you may have 15 or 20 506 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,612 misguided souls 507 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,781 that may say 508 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,781 "hey, four eyes," 509 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,993 or "yo, coke bottles" 510 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,993 or "que pasa, window face?" 511 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,496 But that won't 512 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,496 bother you, will it? 513 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,456 Window face? 514 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,875 The trick is to make them laugh 515 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,959 with you before 516 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,959 they laugh at you. 517 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,254 And always remember, 518 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,254 hold your head up high. 519 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,506 Otherwise, those suckers 520 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,506 will slide right off your nose. 521 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,674 [chuckles] 522 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,467 [grunts] 523 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,181 - Hi, buddy. 524 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,181 - Hey. 525 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,225 What do you say, 526 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,225 you and I spend a little more 527 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,394 quality time together, huh? 528 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,689 Let's go out and 529 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,689 clean some grout, shall we? 530 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,315 Jess, I know you're 531 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,315 just being nice to me 532 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,984 because you didn't 533 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,984 make me you're best man. 534 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,278 You're right. 535 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,655 I don't even know 536 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,655 what grout is. 537 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,156 Listen, this thing has been 538 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,156 bugging me all night 539 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,785 and I-I think I made 540 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,785 the wrong choice. 541 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,077 Joseph! 542 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,329 Wait a minute, Jess, 543 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,329 what are you doing? 544 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,623 I'll take care 545 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,623 of this right now. 546 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,499 Hey, what's up, Jess? 547 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,711 Joey, I'm sorry but I think 548 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,711 I may have made a mistake 549 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,588 when I picked you 550 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,588 for best man. 551 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:07,717 Look, if I did anything to 552 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:07,717 disgrace my position, I'm sorry. 553 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,720 Just please don't 554 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,720 make me head usher. 555 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,013 Ah, let me finish. 556 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,013 Let me finish. 557 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,474 What I mean to say is, 558 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,474 I don't think 559 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,935 I should have just 560 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,935 picked just you. 561 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,313 I'm gonna have two best friends, 562 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,313 so I pick both of you. 563 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,356 You can't have 564 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,356 two best mans. 565 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,650 Yeah, you're 566 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,650 breaking tradition 567 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,735 and it's bad grammar. 568 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,112 A-ah, since when do 569 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,112 I care about tradition? 570 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,656 You're looking at a guy 571 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,656 who didn't wear that 572 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,407 cardboard hat 573 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,407 at his graduation 574 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,242 because I was afraid 575 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,242 it would ruin my coif. 576 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,997 Hey, look, the two 577 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,997 best men thing is okay with me 578 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,666 if it's okay with Danny. 579 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,126 Anything's better 580 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,126 than being head usher. 581 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,964 Aw, thank you, my boys, 582 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,964 my boys, alright. 583 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,678 Okay, class, take out 584 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,678 your library books 585 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,972 for silent reading time. 586 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,979 Stephanie? 587 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,272 Yes, Miss Claire? 588 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,691 Your dad called me 589 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,691 this morning. 590 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,860 He told me he got 591 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,860 you new reading glasses. 592 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,278 Yeah, I have them 593 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,278 right here. 594 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,573 Since we're reading, maybe it'd 595 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,573 be a good time to try them on. 596 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,326 Maybe it would. 597 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,291 Hey, Steph, you got glasses? 598 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,291 Let's see. 599 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,251 [instrumental music] 600 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,712 The trick is to make 601 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,712 them laugh with you 602 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,130 before they laugh 603 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,130 at you. 604 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,804 Let's see 605 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,804 your new glasses. 606 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,430 Here they are. 607 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,644 My glasses fit great 608 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,644 but my eyeballs are loose. 609 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,479 [screaming] 610 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,649 I'm just kidding. 611 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,028 Those weren't 612 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,028 my real glasses. 613 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,279 These are. 614 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,114 [kids laughing] 615 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,200 Oh, no. My head shrunk. 616 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,660 A-ah! 617 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,747 Stephanie, could I please 618 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,747 see you at my desk? 619 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,042 - Ooh. 620 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,042 - Ooh. 621 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,502 Now, you kids 622 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,502 behave yourselves. 623 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,338 I've got eyes in 624 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,338 the back of my head. 625 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,008 Stephanie. 626 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,682 Alright, a nickel. 627 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,897 Alright, a cheeto. 628 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,192 [instrumental music] 629 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,237 Ice cream man. 630 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,237 Ice cream man. Ice cream man. 631 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,492 Wait for me. 632 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,492 I got money. 633 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,207 Give me back 634 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,207 my money, you pig. 635 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,501 [clinking] 636 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,298 Michelle, what's wrong? 637 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,259 I need ice cream. 638 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,259 Rip its head off. 639 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,136 Michelle, get a grip. 640 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,679 The whole point of a piggy bank 641 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,099 is to save your money 642 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,099 for something very important. 643 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,935 Ice cream 644 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,935 is very important. 645 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,733 Sorry, Michelle. 646 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,733 The ice cream man is gone. 647 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,694 He's really gone? 648 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,784 Put the lip away. 649 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,911 It just so happens that 650 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,911 there are a box of fudgesicles 651 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,246 hidden in the back 652 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,246 of the freezer. 653 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,791 But it's not the same. 654 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,543 Hey, did I just hear 655 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,543 the ice cream man? 656 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,087 You just missed him, 657 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,087 but follow me. 658 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,923 There are fudgesicles 659 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,923 in the freezer. 660 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,342 But it's not the same. 661 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,058 Hey, Steph, 662 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,058 what are you working on? 663 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,435 Oh, just 664 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,435 some homework. 665 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,771 Ohh. 666 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,272 "I will not disrupt 667 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,272 the class. 668 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,650 I will not disrupt 669 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,650 the class." 670 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,444 Did you by any chance 671 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,444 disrupt the class today? 672 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,781 Yeah, I snuck 673 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,781 into your joke bag 674 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,367 and borrowed all 675 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,367 your funny glasses. 676 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,619 [sighs] 677 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,619 The teacher put 678 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,619 them in her desk. 679 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,705 But you can have them back 680 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,705 at the end of the year. 681 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,501 Steph, that's not like you 682 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,501 to act up in class. 683 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,004 I know, but I had 684 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,004 to make them laugh with me 685 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,923 before they could 686 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,923 laugh at me. 687 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,843 Oh, I get it. 688 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,843 The class clown routine. 689 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,721 Yeah, I did that once. 690 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,721 Except I was the chubby kid. 691 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,892 They used to call me walrus. 692 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,892 So I would go.. 693 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,019 [squealing] 694 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,065 Yeah, kids can be 695 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,065 pretty cruel sometimes. 696 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,566 What did they say 697 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,566 to you? 698 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,650 Well, this one kid said 699 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,195 "You got glasses? 700 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,195 Let me see." 701 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,531 That was it? 702 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,825 Well, he said it 703 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,825 pretty loud. 704 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,663 So then none of the kids 705 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,663 actually teased you? 706 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,415 No, but they would have. 707 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,376 Well, Steph, anybody who 708 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,376 would tease you is a jerk. 709 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,128 Because with or without 710 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,128 your glasses 711 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,506 you're the most 712 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,506 beautiful third grader I know. 713 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,050 And I want you to take 714 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,050 a look at yourself 715 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,010 in the mirror 716 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,010 with those glasses on. 717 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,387 And you'll see that 718 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,387 you look just fine. 719 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,680 I already have. 720 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,183 Trust me, it was 721 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,183 not a pretty sight. 722 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,229 Well, that's because you saw 723 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,229 what you're afraid of 724 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,731 rather than 725 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,731 what was really there. 726 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,568 Now get over to that mirror, 727 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,568 and tell me what you really see. 728 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,196 - Okay. 729 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,196 - Come on. 730 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,328 Now, what do you see? 731 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:35,128 Hey...it's me. 732 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,046 No, it's the new, 733 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,046 improved you. 734 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,257 Because now you can read. 735 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,842 Thanks, Joey. 736 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,842 I feel better. 737 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,638 You know, I think 738 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,638 you look pretty mature. 739 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,181 - Really? 740 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,181 - Uh-hmm. 741 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,975 Do you think I could pass 742 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,975 for a fourth grader? 743 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,185 Well, why don't you put the stem 744 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,185 of your glasses in your mouth 745 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,189 and think upper 746 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,189 elementary school. 747 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,440 O-oh, that right there 748 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,317 that's fifth grade, yeah. 749 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,197 Oh, hot, oh, look at that. 750 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,197 High-fashion model. 751 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,574 - You're driving. 752 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,574 - What kind of car? 753 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,701 Let's go all the way...Porsche. 754 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,911 Yeah. 755 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,412 Alright, there you go, kiddo. 756 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,959 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 757 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,049 [theme music] 758 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,730 ♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪ 759 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,484 ♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪♪