1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,586 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,966 It's puppet time. 3 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,966 You be the chipmunk. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,845 No, Michelle, I'm not 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,845 really a puppet kind of guy. 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,472 I would do it for you. 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,350 Oh, very good. 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,519 Your very first guilt trip. 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,608 Okay, I'll do it, 10 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,608 but don't tell anyone. 11 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,407 Rawr! I'm gonna 12 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,407 get you, chipmunk! 13 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:36,119 Oh, no, oh, no. 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:36,119 Be nice to me, be nice to me. 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,706 You don't sound 16 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,706 like a chipmunk. 17 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,249 How does a chipmunk sound? 18 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,126 Squeaky. 19 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,336 Oh. 20 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,797 Oh, no, oh, no. 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,797 Be nice, be nice. 22 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:50,384 [squeaks] 23 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:50,384 Sque-e-eakier. 24 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,178 [squeaking] 25 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,178 Oh, no, oh, no. 26 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,178 Be nice, be nice. 27 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,972 Uncle Jesse, dinner's ready. 28 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,097 [squeaks] 29 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,097 Coming! 30 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,265 I mean, I'm coming. 31 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,559 You stay and practice. 32 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,601 I'll go eat. 33 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,770 Oh, really? 34 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,770 Get back here! 35 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,773 [Michelle laughing] 36 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:11,030 [theme music] 37 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,198 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 38 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,744 ♪ Ah-h-h ♪ 39 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:23,500 ♪ Whatever happened 40 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:23,500 to predictability ♪ 41 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,669 ♪ The milkman the paperboy ♪ 42 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,212 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 43 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,256 ♪ When did I get 44 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,256 to living here ♪ 45 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,299 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 46 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,176 ♪ This whole world's ♪ 47 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,889 ♪ Confusin' me ♪ 48 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,517 ♪ Clouds as mean 49 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,517 as you've ever seen ♪ 50 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,479 ♪ And a bird who 51 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,479 knows your tune ♪ 52 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:49,234 ♪ And that little voice 53 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:49,234 inside you whispers ♪ 54 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:53,488 ♪ Kid don't sell 55 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:53,488 your dreams so soon ♪ 56 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,910 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 57 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,910 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 58 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,454 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 59 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,454 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 60 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,915 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 61 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,709 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 62 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,709 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 63 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:10,714 ♪ There's a face of 64 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:10,714 somebody who needs you ♪ 65 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,842 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 66 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,552 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 67 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,387 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 68 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,347 ♪ A light is waitin' ♪ 69 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,726 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 70 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,186 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 71 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,941 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 72 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,653 ♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪ 73 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,951 [instrumental music] 74 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,755 Kimmy, would you 75 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,755 quit copying my essay? 76 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,800 What makes you think 77 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,800 I'm copying you? 78 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,095 "What America Means To Me. 79 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,095 By D.J. Tanner." 80 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,891 I am sick 81 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,891 of Stephanie. 82 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,019 I know the feeling. 83 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,690 I was talking about 84 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,690 my name, Gibbler. 85 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,776 Some kid in school today 86 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,776 started calling me "Step-on-me." 87 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,946 Next thing I knew, my 88 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,946 whole class was doing it. 89 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,157 I don't know how 90 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,157 that caught on so fast. 91 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,996 This could be a clue. 92 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,623 How rude! 93 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:32,129 I'm going to change my 94 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:32,129 name to something cool 95 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,506 something that says me. 96 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:38,093 How about an Indian name 97 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:38,093 like "Little-pain-in-neck?" 98 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:43,057 Well, Kimmy, if we're 99 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:43,057 going with Indian names 100 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:46,143 that would make you 101 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:46,143 "Big-hole-in-head." 102 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:51,065 Ha ha ha, oh-ho, D.J. 103 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,150 Your phone bill is 104 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,150 so funny this month 105 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,986 I just had to share it with you. 106 00:03:56,028 --> 00:04:00,281 The funniest part is this 107 00:03:56,028 --> 00:04:00,281 $56 call to Tokyo. Ha ha ha. 108 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,034 Start explaining. 109 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,829 Dad, I didn't call Tokyo. 110 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,748 No? 111 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,458 Well...somebody did. 112 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,086 [no audio] 113 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,378 Kimmy? 114 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,422 I did not 115 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,422 make that call. 116 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:18,508 I've never been so 117 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:18,508 insulted in all my life. 118 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,843 Yes, you have. 119 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:20,969 I just nailed you with that 120 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,596 Hole-in-the-head joke. 121 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,015 Don't you remember? 122 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,015 Of course not. 123 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,017 You've got a big 124 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,017 hole in your head. 125 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,228 Ha ha! That's two in a row. 126 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,231 As soon as I 127 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,231 think of a comeback 128 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,399 I'm coming back. 129 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,818 Well, then, I guess 130 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,818 this is goodbye forever. 131 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,239 Ha ha, that's three 132 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,239 in a row. I kill myself. 133 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,202 Hey, I'm just going to LA for 134 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,202 a couple of hours. See you guys. 135 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,287 Joey, you're going to LA 136 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,287 for a couple of hours? 137 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,248 Why are you going to LA? 138 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:02,594 ♪ Row row row your boat 139 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:02,594 gently down the stream ♪♪ 140 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,680 (female on phone) 141 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,680 'Moshi-moshi?' 142 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,392 Mikko-san. Moshi-moshi, dude. 143 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,937 'Michelle-san, genki desu ka?' 144 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,273 Guess what? I can count to 100. 145 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,776 1, 2, 3 146 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,654 4, 5, 6.. 147 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,031 Joey, why are 148 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,031 you flying to LA? 149 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,826 I just have a craving for a bag 150 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,826 of those honey-roasted peanuts 151 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,953 that they give you on 152 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,953 the plane. That's all. 153 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,081 You're flying all the way 154 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,081 to LA for one bag of nuts? 155 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,833 Danny, that would be stupid. 156 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,669 I get another bag 157 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,669 on the way back. 158 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,336 (D.J. and Stephanie) 159 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,336 Joey, why are you going to LA? 160 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:41,008 35, 36.. 161 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,592 ...38.. 162 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,511 Whoops, I'd better start over. 163 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,972 1, 2.. 164 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,890 [indistinct chattering] 165 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,349 What's going on? 166 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,393 He's trying to make a run 167 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,393 for it. Head him off! 168 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,812 Freeze, slime. 169 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,896 There's no way you're 170 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,896 getting out of here 171 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,564 after what you did. 172 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,441 What did he do? 173 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,154 He said that he's flying to LA 174 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,154 to get honey-roasted peanuts. 175 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,448 Oh, come on. Do you guys have to 176 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,448 know everything about my life? 177 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,742 (all) 178 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,742 Yes. 179 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,578 Alright, I'm going to Hollywood 180 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,578 to audition for a TV pilot 181 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,413 for a new 182 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,413 situation comedy. 183 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,415 - Alright. 184 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,415 - Joey, that's great. 185 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,710 See, this is exactly why I 186 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,710 didn't want to tell you guys. 187 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,129 I knew you'd get all excited. 188 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,129 Chances are I won't get it. 189 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,007 I'll have to come home and tell 190 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,007 you and you'll be disappointed 191 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,217 I'll be disappointed and.. 192 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,509 Why am I going? 193 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,678 - Joey. 194 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,678 - Joey. 195 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,265 Hey, man, we're your family. 196 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,265 There's no pressure. 197 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,226 Now tell us, what's 198 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,226 this new show about? 199 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:35,478 Well, it stars Frankie Avalon 200 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:35,478 and Annette Funicello. 201 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,481 Annette Funicello? 202 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,481 I love her. 203 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,483 I've gotta meet her. Joey, 204 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,483 you gotta get this part. 205 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,903 But, hey, 206 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,903 no pressure. 207 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,946 Wow, this is so exciting. 208 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,281 Frankie and Annette. 209 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,533 Yeah, that's great. 210 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,327 Who are they? 211 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,995 They were the stars 212 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,995 of all those classic 213 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,289 beach party movies, remember? 214 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,124 - No. 215 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,124 - No. 216 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,085 Uh, Frankie had all these 217 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,085 hits, you know, like, uh 218 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,419 "Venus And DeDe Dinah." 219 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,419 Remember those? 220 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,130 - No. 221 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,130 - No. 222 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,422 Well, you remember Annette 223 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,384 she did all those 224 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,384 peanut butter commercials. 225 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,468 - Oh, yeah! I know who she is. 226 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,468 - That's right! 227 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,637 And Annette was one of 228 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,637 the original mouseketeer. 229 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,557 Joey, when you meet her, tell 230 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,557 her Danny Tanner says hello. 231 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,518 She'll remember me. I sent 232 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,518 her a fan letter back in 1968. 233 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,188 Danny, there's no way. 234 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,190 I'm telling you, 235 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,190 she'll remember me. 236 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,649 I-I wrote her 237 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,649 a seven-page letter 238 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,777 and I sprinkled it 239 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,777 with my favorite scent. 240 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,696 Lemon Pledge. 241 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,283 I'm talking about the part. 242 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,283 I'm probably not gonna get it. 243 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,034 Oh, Joey, stop 244 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,034 talking like that. 245 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,953 Now you got to start 246 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,953 thinking positive. 247 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,288 Alright now 248 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,288 picture it, okay? 249 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,290 You're the biggest 250 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,290 star in America. 251 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,458 "The Joey Gladstone Show" 252 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,458 has just gone to number one. 253 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,043 Now you come home after 254 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,043 a hard day at the studio 255 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,630 making 200, 3-400 256 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,630 million people laugh. 257 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:44,839 'Picture it, Joe.' 258 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,345 He's coming, he's coming. 259 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,347 (all) 260 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,347 Joey's coming, Joey's coming. 261 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,018 He-e-ere's Joey! 262 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,147 [upbeat music] 263 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,025 [all clapping] 264 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,028 Thank you, thank you. 265 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,905 Cut it out. 266 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,783 [all laughing] 267 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:15,078 [music continues] 268 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,876 - Joey! Joey! Joey! 269 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,876 - Joey! Joey! Joey! 270 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,755 The Laker girls. 271 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,050 Wow! Joey, are these 272 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,050 really Laker girls? 273 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,178 Well, at the Laker games, 274 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,178 they're Laker girls. 275 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,389 The rest of the time, 276 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,389 they're Joey girls. 277 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,268 Thanks, girls. Hit the showers. 278 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:41,813 Joey, you're the funniest 279 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:41,813 man in America. 280 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,023 No, I'm not. 281 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,359 [all laughing] 282 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,445 It's Joey Gladstone! 283 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:52,282 Excuse me, excuse me. 284 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:52,282 No pictures, please. 285 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,159 Okay, maybe just one. 286 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,578 Joey, I love you! 287 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,039 Security! 288 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,460 Thank you, Nelson. 289 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,836 Thank you, Manny. 290 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,546 [telephone rings] 291 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:08,715 Joey's room. 292 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,884 Oh, my God. 293 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,593 It's Julia Roberts. 294 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,348 Hello, pretty woman. 295 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,685 Dinner tonight in Paris? 296 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,685 Hey, why not? 297 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,729 I'm in the mood 298 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,729 for French fries. 299 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,399 [all laughing] 300 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,234 Uh, Joey, you're my hero, 301 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,234 in fact, you have 302 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,693 the greatest hair 303 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,693 I've ever seen. 304 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,154 I would like to 305 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,154 have hair like yours. 306 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,780 Why am I saying this? 307 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,574 Because it's my 308 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,574 fantasy, Jess. 309 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,742 Nelson. 310 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,411 Nelson, I'm a sensitive 311 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,411 guy, Nelson. 312 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,704 W-w-watch the hair, 313 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,704 Nelson. The hair. 314 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,752 You're as funny 315 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,752 as Bugs Bunny. 316 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,925 (Michelle) 317 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,925 'You're as funny 318 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,925 as Bugs Bunny.' 319 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,886 [chuckles] 320 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,886 I'm as funny as Bugs Bunny. 321 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,137 I gotta get to LA. 322 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,597 When the Laker girls 323 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,597 get out of the shower 324 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,267 tell them I'll 325 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:00,267 be right back. 326 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,352 - Bye, everybody. 327 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,352 - Have a good trip, Joey. 328 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,395 - Bye, Joey. Good luck. 329 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,395 - 'Have fun.' 330 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,854 Hey, what's going on? 331 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,107 Joey's going to 332 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,107 Hollywood. Say goodbye. 333 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,025 Sayonara. 334 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,402 Sayonara. 335 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,657 Sayonara? 336 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,161 Michelle.. 337 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,580 ...did you call Tokyo? 338 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,831 Hai, daddy-san! 339 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,669 [theme music] 340 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,841 Michelle, from now on.. 341 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,885 ...if you want 342 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,885 to call Tokyo 343 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,762 you can make 344 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,762 a pretend call 345 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,264 on this pretend phone. 346 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,976 And I'll be happy to pay 347 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,976 the pretend bills, okay? 348 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,561 You got it, dude. 349 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,729 Here you go. 350 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,148 Is Joey back yet? 351 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,358 No, but I made him 352 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,358 a cake. Look at this. 353 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,527 "Congrats, Joey." 354 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,571 Well, that's very sweet. But 355 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,571 what if he doesn't get the part? 356 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:58,825 Very simple. I get rid of this. 357 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:58,825 "Rats, Joey." See. 358 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,869 Moshi-moshi, Mikko-san. 359 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,958 This is nuts. 360 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,958 I'm talking to myself. 361 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,628 Steph, dinner! 362 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,421 Uh, I think you 363 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,421 guys ought to know 364 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,714 that Stephanie is 365 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,714 not Stephanie anymore. 366 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,092 She decided to change her name. 367 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,261 Oh, Da-a-awn! 368 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,805 (Stephanie) 369 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,805 'Coming!' 370 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,183 Dawn? 371 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:27,061 It has a lovely ring 372 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:27,061 to it, don't you think? 373 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,647 What's the matter 374 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,647 with your real name? 375 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,232 Dad, no offense, but how can you 376 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,944 compare Stephanie with Dawn? 377 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,449 - I'm back! 378 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,449 - Hey. 379 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,159 - What happened? 380 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,159 - Did you get the part? 381 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,994 Well, I don't know yet. 382 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,994 I didn't hear from my agent. 383 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,371 How did the audition go? 384 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,955 Well, I don't want 385 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,955 to pat myself on the back 386 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,499 or toot my own horn, but.. 387 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,334 [imitates a trumpet] 388 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,419 [telephone ringing] 389 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,464 Oh, that could 390 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,464 be my agent. 391 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,507 Hello, Eddie. 392 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,550 [ringing continues] 393 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,468 Eddie! Eddie! 394 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,094 - Hello, Eddie! Eddie, come in. 395 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,094 - 'Joey.' 396 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,180 That's Michelle's pretend phone. 397 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,390 Oh. 398 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,267 Hello, Eddie, 399 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,267 I can count to 100. 400 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,645 - 'One..' 401 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,645 - Michelle. 402 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,938 Here, give me 403 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,938 the phone. Thank you. 404 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,191 Eddie, what's up? 405 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,733 Uh-huh. 406 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,319 Sure. 407 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,863 Yeah, thanks for calling. 408 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,408 - What did he say, Joey? 409 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,408 - What happened? 410 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,411 - I got the part. 411 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,411 - Whoo! 412 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,663 [all cheering] 413 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,458 I'm going to be on a show 414 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,458 with Frankie and Annette. 415 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,750 We're all going to Hollywood. 416 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,169 You guys are gonna 417 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,169 see me shoot the pilot! 418 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,212 - Alright! 419 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,212 - Yes! 420 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,796 - Wow! 421 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,796 - Whoo! Whoo! 422 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,925 [instrumental music] 423 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,181 [instrumental music] 424 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,272 Joey, can I get your autograph? 425 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,148 Sorry, no autographs, please. 426 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,234 Oh, how soon they 427 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,234 forget the little people. 428 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,903 Alright, I'll sign your books. 429 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,489 Okay. Uh, what were 430 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,489 your names again? 431 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,283 [laughing] 432 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,247 Oh, my God, 433 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,247 it's Annette Funicello. 434 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,915 She looks just as 435 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,915 beautiful as she did on 436 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,751 "The Mickey Mouse Club." 437 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,587 That lady knows Mickey Mouse? 438 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,547 Give me my book back. 439 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,304 Excuse me, are you 440 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,304 Annette Funny Jell-O? 441 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,516 Something like that. 442 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,602 Hi, sweetheart. 443 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,312 Uh, excuse me. 444 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,314 Michelle, Ms. Funicello's 445 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,314 getting ready for her show. 446 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,733 You go back over there, honey. 447 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,733 You shouldn't be bothering her. 448 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,360 Hi, it's so nice 449 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,360 to meet you. 450 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,738 I've loved you ever since 451 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,738 the first time I saw you go 452 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,114 "Annette." 453 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,325 Well, you know, 454 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,325 actually we did it.. 455 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,701 ♪ Bum pum bum pum bum ♪ 456 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,078 ♪ Annette ♪♪ 457 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,080 ♪ Bum pum bum pum bum Danny ♪♪ 458 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,708 - That's it. That's it. 459 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,708 - I mean, hi, I'm Danny Tanner. 460 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,377 Hi. Wait a minute. 461 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,421 Danny Tanner? 462 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,840 Didn't you write me 463 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,840 a fan letter in 1968 464 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,719 that smelled like Lemon Pledge? 465 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,555 Yes. That was me. 466 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,555 I knew you'd remember. 467 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,767 Well, it was the only time 468 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,767 a fan offered to clean my house. 469 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,353 Well, that offer still stands. 470 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,854 Wow, look how 471 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,854 star-struck Danny is. 472 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,149 He's practically 473 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,149 drooling over Annette. 474 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,735 Hey, gang, everybody 475 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,735 ready to rock and roll? 476 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,863 [screams] 477 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,863 It's Frankie. 478 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,033 Oh, Mr. Avalon, you are so cute. 479 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,077 Hi, I'm Jesse and this 480 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,077 is my husband Rebecca. 481 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,705 - Hi. 482 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,705 - Hey, how you doin', Frank? 483 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,039 Excuse me. 484 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,667 Listen, Frank, can 485 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,667 we speak mano a mano? 486 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,877 What can I do 487 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,877 for you, Rebecca? 488 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,756 Just out of curiosity 489 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,967 how do you keep your hair 490 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,967 so shiny and manageable? 491 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,012 Oh, well, you see, I always 492 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,012 condition with avocados. 493 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,723 Oh, me too, me too. 494 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,558 And once in a while I put 495 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,558 in a little mayonnaise. 496 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,684 No, no, no, you ought 497 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,684 to try a little bit 498 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,310 of lime juice and cilantro. 499 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,187 Oh, does that help 500 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,187 restore the pH balance? 501 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,441 No, but it makes 502 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,441 a great dip. Ha ha ha. 503 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,236 Frankie, Annette, 504 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,236 I'd like you to meet D.J. 505 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,571 Michelle and.. 506 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:08,157 Dawn. Dawn Ariel Tanner. 507 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,909 Okay, places, please. 508 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,036 - Uh, see you guys. I got to go. 509 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,036 - Bye. 510 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,162 Wait a second, if I 511 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,162 could just trouble you 512 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,288 for one quick picture? 513 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,957 - Sure. No problem. 514 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,957 - 'Great.' 515 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,502 You just look through here 516 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,502 and press that red button. 517 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,424 Smile. 518 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,633 Great. 519 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,556 Hi, everybody, 520 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,556 and welcome to the taping 521 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,268 of the pilot episode of a brand 522 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,268 new show called "Surf's Up" 523 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,229 starring Frankie Avalon 524 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,229 and Annette Funicello. 525 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,940 [audience cheering] 526 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,693 And newcomer Joey Gladstone. 527 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,154 - Yay! 528 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,154 - Joey! 529 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,073 Go, Joey! 530 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,409 You can always tell where 531 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,409 the family is sitting. 532 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,202 And now, everybody, "Surf's Up!" 533 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,245 Go. Here we go. 534 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,248 In five, four, three, two.. 535 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,003 [audience applauding] 536 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,472 Wow, Frankie, 537 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,472 isn't this wonderful? 538 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,724 We finally have our 539 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,724 own hangout at the beach. 540 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,684 Yeah, Annette, and now 541 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,684 we can entertain 542 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,394 a whole new 543 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,394 generation of surfers. 544 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730 Yeah, if they'd just 545 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730 come out of the water. 546 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,650 Huh, I can take care 547 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,650 of that. Watch this. 548 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,818 Shark! 549 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,027 [all screaming] 550 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238 (Annette) 551 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238 'Would everyone 552 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238 like to hear a song?' 553 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,324 - Yeah! 554 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,324 - Hey, I got it. 555 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,327 How about one of those 556 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,327 great old love songs? 557 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,872 Yeah, they don't, they don't 558 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,872 write lyrics like this anymore. 559 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,373 Here's why. 560 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,500 [instrumental music] 561 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,502 ♪ Well ♪ 562 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921 ♪ Who put the bomp in 563 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921 the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp ♪ 564 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,298 ♪ Who put the ram in 565 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,298 the rama-lama ding-dong ♪ 566 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,175 ♪ Who put the bop in 567 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,175 the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪ 568 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,469 ♪ Who put the dit in 569 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,469 the dit dit-dit dit-dit ♪ 570 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,179 ♪ Who was that man ♪ 571 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,348 ♪ I'd like to shake his hand ♪ 572 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,351 ♪ He made my baby 573 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,351 fall in love with me ♪ 574 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,894 Come on, 575 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,894 everybody, sing! 576 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,104 ♪ Who put the bop in 577 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,104 the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪ 578 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440 ♪ Who put the ram in 579 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440 the rama-lama ding-dong ♪ 580 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,942 ♪ Who put the bop in 581 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,942 the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪ 582 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,361 ♪ Who put the dit 583 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,361 in the dit-- ♪♪ 584 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,737 Hey, beach buddies, surf's up! 585 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,156 (all) 586 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,156 Yeah! 587 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,537 Joey, are you okay? 588 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,455 Cut! 589 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,375 It's alright, Michelle. 590 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,375 I'm just acting. 591 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,503 Just checking! 592 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,715 Okay. Let's take it from 593 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,715 Joey's face in the sand. 594 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,383 Oh, great. I was hoping 595 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,383 we could take it from there. 596 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,719 Okay, here we go. 597 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,971 'In three, two..' 598 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,556 Way to go, Flip. 599 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,850 You just cleared out 600 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,850 all of our customers. 601 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,186 Oh, sorry to be such 602 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,186 a bummer, Frankie. 603 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,813 Here, check out this letter. 604 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231 This'll get 605 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231 you stoked. 606 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,816 It's from the beach boys. 607 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,403 They want you to be a part 608 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,403 of their Hawaii show. 609 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196 Flip, did you 610 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196 read this letter? 611 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,656 Well, most of it. 612 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,784 I had some help 613 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,784 with the big words. 614 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,285 We're going to Hawaii? 615 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,706 That means the big 616 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,706 kahuna surfs again. 617 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,374 Cowabunga! 618 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,085 Sweetheart, you're 619 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,085 grown up now. 620 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462 Please don't 621 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462 say cowabunga! 622 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,882 [all laughing] 623 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,383 You know, 624 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,383 if we go to Hawaii 625 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,677 who's going to run 626 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,677 the restaurant? 627 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,138 - Duh, I could do it. 628 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,138 - 'He can--' 629 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,682 Wait a minute. 630 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,682 Uh, oh, uh-uh, Annette? 631 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,892 Oh, you really.. 632 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,645 I-I don't know if 633 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,645 we should trust him.. 634 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,689 Bonjour, monsieur dude. 635 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566 Welcome to Frankie 636 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566 and Annette's. 637 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,486 May I suggest you scarf down 638 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,486 a totally radical burger? 639 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,739 Uh, but-but, Flip 640 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,574 don't you have to 641 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,574 deliver these letters? 642 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,286 Naw. I can just mail 'em. 643 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,413 I say we give 644 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,413 Flip a chance. 645 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,082 I mean, what could go wrong? 646 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,124 Right. 647 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,375 [sniffing] 648 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,878 Hey, do you guys 649 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,878 smell something burning? 650 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,131 Flip, you're 651 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,131 sitting on the grill. 652 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,634 Then that would explain 653 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,634 the searing pain. 654 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,636 Yo-o-ow! 655 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,146 Like, totally 656 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,146 radical rump roast. 657 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,230 Whew. 658 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,317 [instrumental music] 659 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530 - Dawn? 660 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530 - Yeah, dad? 661 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,619 I, uh, thought we 662 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,619 should have a little talk 663 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,330 before we go down to the 664 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,330 federal bureau of name changes 665 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,290 and legally 666 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,290 change your name. 667 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,208 Are you absolutely 668 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,208 sure you never 669 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669 want to be 670 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669 Stephanie again? 671 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,378 Absolutely. 672 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,965 The kids don't call me 673 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,965 Step-on-me anymore. 674 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,133 But what are you 675 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,133 gonna do when they start 676 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176 making fun 677 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176 of your new name? 678 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,681 How could they possibly make fun 679 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,681 a name as beautiful as Dawn? 680 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,808 Oh, I don't know. 681 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,519 Maybe they could 682 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,519 call you Dawnald Duck 683 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355 or they could say 684 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355 Dawner and Blitzen. 685 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,565 or they could all crowd around 686 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,565 you and just start singing.. 687 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,151 ♪ Dawn da-da dawn 688 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,151 da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪ 689 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,694 ♪ Dawn da-da dawn 690 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,694 da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪ 691 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,195 ♪ Dawn da-da dawn 692 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,195 da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪ 693 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,655 ♪ Da-da dawn da-da 694 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,655 dawn dawn dawn ♪♪ 695 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,116 - Yee-haw! 696 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,116 - Dad, dad. 697 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,285 Uh...now that 698 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,285 I think about it.. 699 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,329 ...I think I'll 700 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,329 stick with Stephanie. 701 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,124 Oh, good, I was hoping that 702 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,124 thought would dawn on you. 703 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,751 Sorry, I'm all dawn now. 704 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,382 Danny, quick, turn on the TV. 705 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,382 I just talked to my agent. 706 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,010 "Hollywood Insider" is doing 707 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,010 a segment on "Surf's Up." 708 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,971 We're gonna find out if 709 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,971 it's gonna be a new series. 710 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,766 Both Madonna and Andy Griffith 711 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,766 have denied this rumor. 712 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,435 Turning to television, our 713 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,435 network sources have confirmed 714 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,563 that the new comedy 715 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,563 series "Surf's Up" 716 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,232 starring Frankie Avalon, 717 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,232 Annette Funicello 718 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,859 'and newcomer Joey Gladstone' 719 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,528 will definitely be 720 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,528 on the fall schedule. 721 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,155 [all cheering] 722 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,533 However, "Hollywood Insider" 723 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,533 has the inside story. 724 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,745 Obviously, riding the coattails 725 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,745 of the success of "The Simpsons" 726 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288 the network has decided 727 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288 to change "Surf's Up" 728 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,709 from a half-hour sitcom 729 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,709 to a half-hour cartoon. 730 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,336 Frankie and Annette will 731 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,336 now be singing dolphins 732 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,714 and Joey Gladstone, 733 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,714 the surfing mailman 734 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,592 'will become 735 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,592 a surfing kangaroo.' 736 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,843 (all) 737 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,843 Oh-h-h. 738 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,720 'But Frankie, Annette and Joey' 739 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,639 'will be doing the voices 740 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,639 for the cartoon characters.' 741 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,350 - Alright. 742 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,350 - 'An exclusive interview..' 743 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,689 First we're happy, then 744 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,689 we're sad, then we're happy. 745 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,984 What's going on? 746 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,778 All my life I've 747 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,778 wanted to be a cartoon. 748 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,529 Now I am a cartoon. 749 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,866 I'm going to be the voice 750 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,866 of Flip, the surfing kangaroo. 751 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,451 There's only one problem. 752 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,579 I don't do a voice 753 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,579 of a surfing kangaroo. 754 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,664 Uh, it's simple, you do 755 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,664 that woodchuck character 756 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875 so, so do that and then 757 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875 you do a surfer character. 758 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,585 Put those both together, 759 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,585 add an Australian accent 760 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,214 and bada-bing you got yourself 761 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,214 a surfing kangaroo. Simple. 762 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,673 Well, let's see. 763 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,385 Good day, mate. I'm Flip, 764 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,385 the surfing kangaroo. 765 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,553 Ha ha ha. 766 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,097 [laughing] 767 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,265 What do you say, we put 768 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,516 another Ken on the barbie? 769 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,855 Is that surfboard made of wood? 770 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,025 I love cartoons! 771 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,025 This is great! 772 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,820 [imitates Popeye] 773 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,820 Huck-uck-uck-uck! Whoa! 774 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,281 [indistinct mumbling] 775 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,698 [imitating Bullwinkle] 776 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,698 Boy, look, rock 777 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,452 it's unbelievable 778 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,452 stuff, stuff, stuff. 779 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,830 [imitating Foghorn Leghorn] 780 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,830 Hold on, boy. Hold on.. 781 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 782 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,794 [theme music] 783 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,689 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 784 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,193 ♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪