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[instrumental music]
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It's puppet time.
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You be the chipmunk.
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No, Michelle, I'm not
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really a puppet kind of guy.
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I would do it for you.
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Oh, very good.
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Your very first guilt trip.
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Okay, I'll do it,
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but don't tell anyone.
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Rawr! I'm gonna
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get you, chipmunk!
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Oh, no, oh, no.
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Be nice to me, be nice to me.
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You don't sound
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like a chipmunk.
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How does a chipmunk sound?
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Squeaky.
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Oh.
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Oh, no, oh, no.
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Be nice, be nice.
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[squeaks]
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Sque-e-eakier.
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[squeaking]
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Oh, no, oh, no.
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Be nice, be nice.
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Uncle Jesse, dinner's ready.
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[squeaks]
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Coming!
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I mean, I'm coming.
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You stay and practice.
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I'll go eat.
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Oh, really?
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Get back here!
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[Michelle laughing]
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah-h-h ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman the paperboy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ When did I get
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to living here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's ♪
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♪ Confusin' me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ And a bird who
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knows your tune ♪
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♪ And that little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face of
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somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Kimmy, would you
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quit copying my essay?
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What makes you think
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I'm copying you?
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"What America Means To Me.
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By D.J. Tanner."
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I am sick
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of Stephanie.
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I know the feeling.
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I was talking about
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my name, Gibbler.
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Some kid in school today
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started calling me "Step-on-me."
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Next thing I knew, my
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whole class was doing it.
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I don't know how
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that caught on so fast.
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This could be a clue.
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How rude!
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I'm going to change my
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name to something cool
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something that says me.
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How about an Indian name
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like "Little-pain-in-neck?"
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Well, Kimmy, if we're
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going with Indian names
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that would make you
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"Big-hole-in-head."
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Ha ha ha, oh-ho, D.J.
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Your phone bill is
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so funny this month
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I just had to share it with you.
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The funniest part is this
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$56 call to Tokyo. Ha ha ha.
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Start explaining.
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Dad, I didn't call Tokyo.
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No?
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Well...somebody did.
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[no audio]
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Kimmy?
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I did not
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make that call.
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I've never been so
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insulted in all my life.
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Yes, you have.
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I just nailed you with that
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Hole-in-the-head joke.
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Don't you remember?
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Of course not.
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You've got a big
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hole in your head.
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Ha ha! That's two in a row.
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As soon as I
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think of a comeback
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I'm coming back.
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Well, then, I guess
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this is goodbye forever.
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Ha ha, that's three
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in a row. I kill myself.
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Hey, I'm just going to LA for
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a couple of hours. See you guys.
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Joey, you're going to LA
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for a couple of hours?
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Why are you going to LA?
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♪ Row row row your boat
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gently down the stream ♪♪
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(female on phone)
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'Moshi-moshi?'
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Mikko-san. Moshi-moshi, dude.
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'Michelle-san, genki desu ka?'
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Guess what? I can count to 100.
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1, 2, 3
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4, 5, 6..
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Joey, why are
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you flying to LA?
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I just have a craving for a bag
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of those honey-roasted peanuts
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that they give you on
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the plane. That's all.
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You're flying all the way
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to LA for one bag of nuts?
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Danny, that would be stupid.
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I get another bag
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on the way back.
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(D.J. and Stephanie)
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Joey, why are you going to LA?
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35, 36..
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...38..
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Whoops, I'd better start over.
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1, 2..
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[indistinct chattering]
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What's going on?
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He's trying to make a run
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for it. Head him off!
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Freeze, slime.
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There's no way you're
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getting out of here
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after what you did.
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What did he do?
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He said that he's flying to LA
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to get honey-roasted peanuts.
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Oh, come on. Do you guys have to
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know everything about my life?
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(all)
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Yes.
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Alright, I'm going to Hollywood
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to audition for a TV pilot
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for a new
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situation comedy.
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- Alright.
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- Joey, that's great.
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See, this is exactly why I
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didn't want to tell you guys.
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I knew you'd get all excited.
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Chances are I won't get it.
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I'll have to come home and tell
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you and you'll be disappointed
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I'll be disappointed and..
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Why am I going?
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- Joey.
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- Joey.
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Hey, man, we're your family.
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There's no pressure.
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Now tell us, what's
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this new show about?
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Well, it stars Frankie Avalon
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and Annette Funicello.
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Annette Funicello?
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I love her.
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I've gotta meet her. Joey,
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you gotta get this part.
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But, hey,
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no pressure.
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Wow, this is so exciting.
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Frankie and Annette.
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Yeah, that's great.
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Who are they?
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They were the stars
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of all those classic
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beach party movies, remember?
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- No.
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- No.
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Uh, Frankie had all these
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hits, you know, like, uh
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"Venus And DeDe Dinah."
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Remember those?
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- No.
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- No.
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Well, you remember Annette
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she did all those
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peanut butter commercials.
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- Oh, yeah! I know who she is.
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- That's right!
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And Annette was one of
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the original mouseketeer.
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Joey, when you meet her, tell
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her Danny Tanner says hello.
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She'll remember me. I sent
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her a fan letter back in 1968.
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Danny, there's no way.
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I'm telling you,
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she'll remember me.
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I-I wrote her
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a seven-page letter
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and I sprinkled it
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with my favorite scent.
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Lemon Pledge.
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I'm talking about the part.
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I'm probably not gonna get it.
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Oh, Joey, stop
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talking like that.
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Now you got to start
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thinking positive.
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Alright now
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picture it, okay?
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You're the biggest
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star in America.
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"The Joey Gladstone Show"
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has just gone to number one.
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Now you come home after
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a hard day at the studio
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making 200, 3-400
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million people laugh.
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'Picture it, Joe.'
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He's coming, he's coming.
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(all)
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Joey's coming, Joey's coming.
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He-e-ere's Joey!
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[upbeat music]
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[all clapping]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Cut it out.
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[all laughing]
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[music continues]
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- Joey! Joey! Joey!
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- Joey! Joey! Joey!
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The Laker girls.
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Wow! Joey, are these
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really Laker girls?
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Well, at the Laker games,
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they're Laker girls.
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The rest of the time,
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they're Joey girls.
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Thanks, girls. Hit the showers.
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Joey, you're the funniest
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man in America.
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No, I'm not.
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[all laughing]
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It's Joey Gladstone!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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No pictures, please.
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Okay, maybe just one.
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Joey, I love you!
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Security!
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Thank you, Nelson.
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Thank you, Manny.
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[telephone rings]
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Joey's room.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Julia Roberts.
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Hello, pretty woman.
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Dinner tonight in Paris?
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Hey, why not?
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I'm in the mood
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for French fries.
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[all laughing]
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Uh, Joey, you're my hero,
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in fact, you have
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the greatest hair
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I've ever seen.
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I would like to
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have hair like yours.
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Why am I saying this?
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Because it's my
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fantasy, Jess.
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Nelson.
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Nelson, I'm a sensitive
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guy, Nelson.
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W-w-watch the hair,
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Nelson. The hair.
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You're as funny
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as Bugs Bunny.
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(Michelle)
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'You're as funny
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as Bugs Bunny.'
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[chuckles]
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I'm as funny as Bugs Bunny.
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I gotta get to LA.
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When the Laker girls
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get out of the shower
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tell them I'll
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be right back.
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- Bye, everybody.
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- Have a good trip, Joey.
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- Bye, Joey. Good luck.
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- 'Have fun.'
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Hey, what's going on?
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Joey's going to
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Hollywood. Say goodbye.
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Sayonara.
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Sayonara.
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Sayonara?
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Michelle..
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...did you call Tokyo?
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Hai, daddy-san!
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[theme music]
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Michelle, from now on..
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...if you want
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to call Tokyo
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you can make
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a pretend call
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on this pretend phone.
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And I'll be happy to pay
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the pretend bills, okay?
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You got it, dude.
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Here you go.
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Is Joey back yet?
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No, but I made him
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a cake. Look at this.
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"Congrats, Joey."
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Well, that's very sweet. But
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what if he doesn't get the part?
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Very simple. I get rid of this.
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"Rats, Joey." See.
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Moshi-moshi, Mikko-san.
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This is nuts.
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I'm talking to myself.
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Steph, dinner!
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Uh, I think you
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guys ought to know
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that Stephanie is
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not Stephanie anymore.
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She decided to change her name.
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Oh, Da-a-awn!
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(Stephanie)
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'Coming!'
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Dawn?
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It has a lovely ring
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to it, don't you think?
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What's the matter
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with your real name?
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Dad, no offense, but how can you
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compare Stephanie with Dawn?
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- I'm back!
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- Hey.
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- What happened?
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- Did you get the part?
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Well, I don't know yet.
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I didn't hear from my agent.
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How did the audition go?
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00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,955
Well, I don't want
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to pat myself on the back
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or toot my own horn, but..
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[imitates a trumpet]
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[telephone ringing]
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Oh, that could
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be my agent.
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Hello, Eddie.
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[ringing continues]
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Eddie! Eddie!
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- Hello, Eddie! Eddie, come in.
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- 'Joey.'
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00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,180
That's Michelle's pretend phone.
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Oh.
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Hello, Eddie,
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I can count to 100.
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- 'One..'
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- Michelle.
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00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,938
Here, give me
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the phone. Thank you.
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Eddie, what's up?
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Uh-huh.
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Sure.
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00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,863
Yeah, thanks for calling.
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- What did he say, Joey?
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- What happened?
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00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,411
- I got the part.
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- Whoo!
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00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,663
[all cheering]
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I'm going to be on a show
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with Frankie and Annette.
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We're all going to Hollywood.
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00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,169
You guys are gonna
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see me shoot the pilot!
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- Alright!
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00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,212
- Yes!
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00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,796
- Wow!
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00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,796
- Whoo! Whoo!
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00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,925
[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Joey, can I get your autograph?
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00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,148
Sorry, no autographs, please.
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00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,234
Oh, how soon they
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00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,234
forget the little people.
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Alright, I'll sign your books.
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00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,489
Okay. Uh, what were
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00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,489
your names again?
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00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,283
[laughing]
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00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,247
Oh, my God,
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00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,247
it's Annette Funicello.
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00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,915
She looks just as
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beautiful as she did on
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00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,751
"The Mickey Mouse Club."
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00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,587
That lady knows Mickey Mouse?
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00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,547
Give me my book back.
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00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,304
Excuse me, are you
440
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,304
Annette Funny Jell-O?
441
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,516
Something like that.
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00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,602
Hi, sweetheart.
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00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,312
Uh, excuse me.
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00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,314
Michelle, Ms. Funicello's
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00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,314
getting ready for her show.
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00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,733
You go back over there, honey.
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00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,733
You shouldn't be bothering her.
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00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,360
Hi, it's so nice
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00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,360
to meet you.
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00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,738
I've loved you ever since
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the first time I saw you go
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00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,114
"Annette."
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00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,325
Well, you know,
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00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,325
actually we did it..
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00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,701
♪ Bum pum bum pum bum ♪
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00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,078
♪ Annette ♪♪
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00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,080
♪ Bum pum bum pum bum Danny ♪♪
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00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,708
- That's it. That's it.
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00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,708
- I mean, hi, I'm Danny Tanner.
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00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,377
Hi. Wait a minute.
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00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,421
Danny Tanner?
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00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,840
Didn't you write me
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00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,840
a fan letter in 1968
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00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,719
that smelled like Lemon Pledge?
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00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,555
Yes. That was me.
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00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,555
I knew you'd remember.
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00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,767
Well, it was the only time
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00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,767
a fan offered to clean my house.
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00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,353
Well, that offer still stands.
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00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,854
Wow, look how
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00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,854
star-struck Danny is.
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00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,149
He's practically
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00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,149
drooling over Annette.
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00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,735
Hey, gang, everybody
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00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,735
ready to rock and roll?
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00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,863
[screams]
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00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,863
It's Frankie.
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00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,033
Oh, Mr. Avalon, you are so cute.
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00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,077
Hi, I'm Jesse and this
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00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,077
is my husband Rebecca.
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00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,705
- Hi.
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00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,705
- Hey, how you doin', Frank?
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00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,039
Excuse me.
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00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,667
Listen, Frank, can
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00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,667
we speak mano a mano?
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00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,877
What can I do
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00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,877
for you, Rebecca?
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00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,756
Just out of curiosity
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00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,967
how do you keep your hair
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00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,967
so shiny and manageable?
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00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,012
Oh, well, you see, I always
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00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,012
condition with avocados.
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00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,723
Oh, me too, me too.
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00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,558
And once in a while I put
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00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,558
in a little mayonnaise.
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00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,684
No, no, no, you ought
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00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,684
to try a little bit
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00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,310
of lime juice and cilantro.
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00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,187
Oh, does that help
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00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,187
restore the pH balance?
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00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,441
No, but it makes
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00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:00,441
a great dip. Ha ha ha.
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00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,236
Frankie, Annette,
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00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,236
I'd like you to meet D.J.
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00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,571
Michelle and..
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00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:08,157
Dawn. Dawn Ariel Tanner.
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Okay, places, please.
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- Uh, see you guys. I got to go.
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- Bye.
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00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,162
Wait a second, if I
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00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,162
could just trouble you
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00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,288
for one quick picture?
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- Sure. No problem.
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- 'Great.'
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You just look through here
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00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,502
and press that red button.
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Smile.
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Great.
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Hi, everybody,
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00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,556
and welcome to the taping
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of the pilot episode of a brand
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new show called "Surf's Up"
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starring Frankie Avalon
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00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,229
and Annette Funicello.
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00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,940
[audience cheering]
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00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,693
And newcomer Joey Gladstone.
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00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,154
- Yay!
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00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,154
- Joey!
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00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,073
Go, Joey!
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00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,409
You can always tell where
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00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,409
the family is sitting.
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00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,202
And now, everybody, "Surf's Up!"
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00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,245
Go. Here we go.
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In five, four, three, two..
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00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,003
[audience applauding]
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00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,472
Wow, Frankie,
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00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,472
isn't this wonderful?
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00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,724
We finally have our
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00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,724
own hangout at the beach.
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00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,684
Yeah, Annette, and now
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00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,684
we can entertain
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00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,394
a whole new
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00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,394
generation of surfers.
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00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730
Yeah, if they'd just
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00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730
come out of the water.
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00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,650
Huh, I can take care
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00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,650
of that. Watch this.
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00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,818
Shark!
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00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,027
[all screaming]
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238
(Annette)
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238
'Would everyone
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,238
like to hear a song?'
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00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,324
- Yeah!
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00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,324
- Hey, I got it.
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00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,327
How about one of those
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00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,327
great old love songs?
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00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,872
Yeah, they don't, they don't
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00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,872
write lyrics like this anymore.
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00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,373
Here's why.
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00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,500
[instrumental music]
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00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,502
♪ Well ♪
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00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921
♪ Who put the bomp in
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00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,921
the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp ♪
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00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,298
♪ Who put the ram in
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00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,298
the rama-lama ding-dong ♪
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00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,175
♪ Who put the bop in
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00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,175
the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪
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00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,469
♪ Who put the dit in
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00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,469
the dit dit-dit dit-dit ♪
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00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,179
♪ Who was that man ♪
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00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,348
♪ I'd like to shake his hand ♪
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00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,351
♪ He made my baby
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00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,351
fall in love with me ♪
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00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,894
Come on,
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00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,894
everybody, sing!
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00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,104
♪ Who put the bop in
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00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,104
the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪
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00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440
♪ Who put the ram in
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00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440
the rama-lama ding-dong ♪
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00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,942
♪ Who put the bop in
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00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,942
the bop sh-bop sh-bop ♪
582
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,361
♪ Who put the dit
583
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,361
in the dit-- ♪♪
584
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,737
Hey, beach buddies, surf's up!
585
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,156
(all)
586
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,156
Yeah!
587
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,537
Joey, are you okay?
588
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,455
Cut!
589
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,375
It's alright, Michelle.
590
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,375
I'm just acting.
591
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,503
Just checking!
592
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,715
Okay. Let's take it from
593
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,715
Joey's face in the sand.
594
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,383
Oh, great. I was hoping
595
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,383
we could take it from there.
596
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,719
Okay, here we go.
597
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,971
'In three, two..'
598
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,556
Way to go, Flip.
599
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,850
You just cleared out
600
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,850
all of our customers.
601
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,186
Oh, sorry to be such
602
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,186
a bummer, Frankie.
603
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,813
Here, check out this letter.
604
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231
This'll get
605
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231
you stoked.
606
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,816
It's from the beach boys.
607
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,403
They want you to be a part
608
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,403
of their Hawaii show.
609
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196
Flip, did you
610
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196
read this letter?
611
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,656
Well, most of it.
612
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,784
I had some help
613
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,784
with the big words.
614
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,285
We're going to Hawaii?
615
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,706
That means the big
616
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,706
kahuna surfs again.
617
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,374
Cowabunga!
618
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,085
Sweetheart, you're
619
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,085
grown up now.
620
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462
Please don't
621
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462
say cowabunga!
622
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,882
[all laughing]
623
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,383
You know,
624
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,383
if we go to Hawaii
625
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,677
who's going to run
626
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,677
the restaurant?
627
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,138
- Duh, I could do it.
628
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,138
- 'He can--'
629
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,682
Wait a minute.
630
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,682
Uh, oh, uh-uh, Annette?
631
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,892
Oh, you really..
632
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,645
I-I don't know if
633
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,645
we should trust him..
634
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,689
Bonjour, monsieur dude.
635
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566
Welcome to Frankie
636
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566
and Annette's.
637
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,486
May I suggest you scarf down
638
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,486
a totally radical burger?
639
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,739
Uh, but-but, Flip
640
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,574
don't you have to
641
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,574
deliver these letters?
642
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,286
Naw. I can just mail 'em.
643
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,413
I say we give
644
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,413
Flip a chance.
645
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,082
I mean, what could go wrong?
646
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,124
Right.
647
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,375
[sniffing]
648
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,878
Hey, do you guys
649
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,878
smell something burning?
650
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,131
Flip, you're
651
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,131
sitting on the grill.
652
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,634
Then that would explain
653
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,634
the searing pain.
654
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,636
Yo-o-ow!
655
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,146
Like, totally
656
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,146
radical rump roast.
657
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,230
Whew.
658
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,317
[instrumental music]
659
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530
- Dawn?
660
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,530
- Yeah, dad?
661
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,619
I, uh, thought we
662
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,619
should have a little talk
663
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,330
before we go down to the
664
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,330
federal bureau of name changes
665
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,290
and legally
666
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,290
change your name.
667
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,208
Are you absolutely
668
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,208
sure you never
669
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669
want to be
670
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669
Stephanie again?
671
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,378
Absolutely.
672
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,965
The kids don't call me
673
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,965
Step-on-me anymore.
674
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,133
But what are you
675
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,133
gonna do when they start
676
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176
making fun
677
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176
of your new name?
678
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,681
How could they possibly make fun
679
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,681
a name as beautiful as Dawn?
680
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,808
Oh, I don't know.
681
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,519
Maybe they could
682
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,519
call you Dawnald Duck
683
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355
or they could say
684
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,355
Dawner and Blitzen.
685
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,565
or they could all crowd around
686
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,565
you and just start singing..
687
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,151
♪ Dawn da-da dawn
688
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,151
da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪
689
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,694
♪ Dawn da-da dawn
690
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,694
da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪
691
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,195
♪ Dawn da-da dawn
692
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,195
da-da dawn dawn dawn ♪
693
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,655
♪ Da-da dawn da-da
694
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,655
dawn dawn dawn ♪♪
695
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,116
- Yee-haw!
696
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,116
- Dad, dad.
697
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,285
Uh...now that
698
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,285
I think about it..
699
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,329
...I think I'll
700
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,329
stick with Stephanie.
701
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,124
Oh, good, I was hoping that
702
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,124
thought would dawn on you.
703
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,751
Sorry, I'm all dawn now.
704
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,382
Danny, quick, turn on the TV.
705
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,382
I just talked to my agent.
706
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,010
"Hollywood Insider" is doing
707
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,010
a segment on "Surf's Up."
708
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,971
We're gonna find out if
709
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,971
it's gonna be a new series.
710
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,766
Both Madonna and Andy Griffith
711
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,766
have denied this rumor.
712
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,435
Turning to television, our
713
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,435
network sources have confirmed
714
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,563
that the new comedy
715
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,563
series "Surf's Up"
716
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,232
starring Frankie Avalon,
717
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,232
Annette Funicello
718
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,859
'and newcomer Joey Gladstone'
719
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,528
will definitely be
720
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,528
on the fall schedule.
721
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,155
[all cheering]
722
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,533
However, "Hollywood Insider"
723
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,533
has the inside story.
724
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,745
Obviously, riding the coattails
725
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,745
of the success of "The Simpsons"
726
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288
the network has decided
727
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288
to change "Surf's Up"
728
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,709
from a half-hour sitcom
729
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,709
to a half-hour cartoon.
730
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,336
Frankie and Annette will
731
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,336
now be singing dolphins
732
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,714
and Joey Gladstone,
733
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,714
the surfing mailman
734
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,592
'will become
735
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,592
a surfing kangaroo.'
736
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,843
(all)
737
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,843
Oh-h-h.
738
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,720
'But Frankie, Annette and Joey'
739
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,639
'will be doing the voices
740
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,639
for the cartoon characters.'
741
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,350
- Alright.
742
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,350
- 'An exclusive interview..'
743
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,689
First we're happy, then
744
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,689
we're sad, then we're happy.
745
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,984
What's going on?
746
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,778
All my life I've
747
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,778
wanted to be a cartoon.
748
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,529
Now I am a cartoon.
749
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,866
I'm going to be the voice
750
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,866
of Flip, the surfing kangaroo.
751
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,451
There's only one problem.
752
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,579
I don't do a voice
753
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,579
of a surfing kangaroo.
754
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,664
Uh, it's simple, you do
755
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,664
that woodchuck character
756
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875
so, so do that and then
757
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,875
you do a surfer character.
758
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,585
Put those both together,
759
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,585
add an Australian accent
760
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,214
and bada-bing you got yourself
761
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,214
a surfing kangaroo. Simple.
762
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,673
Well, let's see.
763
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,385
Good day, mate. I'm Flip,
764
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,385
the surfing kangaroo.
765
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,553
Ha ha ha.
766
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,097
[laughing]
767
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,265
What do you say, we put
768
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,516
another Ken on the barbie?
769
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,855
Is that surfboard made of wood?
770
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,025
I love cartoons!
771
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,025
This is great!
772
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,820
[imitates Popeye]
773
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,820
Huck-uck-uck-uck! Whoa!
774
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,281
[indistinct mumbling]
775
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,698
[imitating Bullwinkle]
776
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,698
Boy, look, rock
777
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,452
it's unbelievable
778
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,452
stuff, stuff, stuff.
779
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,830
[imitating Foghorn Leghorn]
780
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,830
Hold on, boy. Hold on..
781
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
782
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,794
[theme music]
783
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,689
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
784
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,193
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪