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[harmonica music]
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Had you seen my piggy?
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Your piggy? No. Is he lost?
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Yes, I looked everywhere.
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Hmm. Well, I'll tell
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you what, Michelle.
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Whenever I lose a stuffed animal
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there's only one thing
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that helps me through the night.
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I play the blues.
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So, I'll tell you what,
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I'll get you started
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and then you tell me
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the story. Here we go.
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[harmonica music]
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♪ Michelle lost her piggy ♪
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♪ Oh where could he be ♪
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♪ He's not in my room ♪
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♪ I just remembered ♪
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♪ I left him in the kitchen ♪
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[harmonica music]
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♪ My baby done left me ♪
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♪ Left me for a pig ♪
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♪ He wasn't very smart ♪
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♪ But man he must be big ♪
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♪ Ye-e-eah ooh ooh yeah ♪♪
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Thank you, ladies.
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah-h-h ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman the paperboy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get to living here ♪
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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world's ♪
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♪ Confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you've ever seen ♪
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♪ And a bird
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who knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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- Good morning.
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- Hey, Danny.
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Morning.
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Alright, boys
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your waffles are ready.
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Everybody grab a fork.
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It's all-you-can-scrape.
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Actually, I'm kind of in
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a cereal mood this morning.
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- Yeah, me too.
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- Yeah, me too also.
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So, Danny, how'd your
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blind date go last night?
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Mm, not so good.
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We played the old
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guess-your-age game
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and she guessed I was 33.
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The nerve of that woman.
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You are 33.
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So? It's common courtesy to
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knock off four or five years.
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Maybe she
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thought she did.
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Danny, come on, you do
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have a few gray hairs.
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I don't have
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any gray hairs.
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Sure you do.
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There's one, right..
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- Ow!
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- ...there.
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- Wait a minute, I see one.
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- Ow!
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Oh, look. I found one too.
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Ow!
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Great, you made your point.
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Just leave 'em here.
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I might need 'em as plugs
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for a hair transplant.
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- Hello, people.
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- Hey, Michelle.
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- Good morning, Michelle.
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- Good morning, honey.
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Michelle, I wanna
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ask you a question.
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How old do I look?
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Hmm.
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Ninety two.
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Thank you very, very much.
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Wanna hear my graduation song?
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Hmm, graduation song again?
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Michelle, no offense
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but "The Wheels On
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The Bus Go Round and Round"
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is not exactly the coolest
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song in the world.
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Hit it.
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♪ The wheels on the bus
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go round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ The wheels on the bus
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go round and round ♪
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♪ All through the town ♪♪
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Everybody!
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Uh, Michelle,
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why don't you
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wait and sing
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that song in the car
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with the other kids?
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Okay.
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Thank you, Joey.
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No problem, Jess.
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It's your day
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to drive car pool.
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[laughs]
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Alright.
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Let's go, Michelle.
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♪ The wheels on the bus
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go round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪♪
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- 'Bye, sweetheart.'
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- 'Bye.'
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- Good morning.
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- Good morning.
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- Morning, girls.
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- Morning, girls.
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D.J., how old do I look?
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I don't know.
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You're my dad.
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You look old.
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Hey, Deej, how's your
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speech for graduation going?
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Well, the speech is fine.
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I'm just worried
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about speaking
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in front of 300 people.
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Well, D.J., I'll
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tell you what helps me
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when I speak in
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front of crowds.
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I just pretend everybody
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is in their underwear.
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- Why?
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- I don't know.
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It's just fun.
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- Bye, everyone.
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- Bye.
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- Bye.
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- Bye.
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- Why don't I get a graduation?
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- Steph, you will.
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You're just going from
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third grade to fourth grade.
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Just?
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It so happens I'm going
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from lower elementary
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into upper elementary.
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I'll be playing on a
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completely different playground
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with no monkey bars.
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This is a very big deal.
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And nobody cares.
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How rude!
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Bye, Steph.
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Oh, man. I am
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really getting old.
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D.J.'s graduating junior high,
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Michelle's graduating preschool
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and Steph is about to go to a
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playground with no monkey bars.
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Danny, this is
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all part of life.
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Yeah, pretty soon
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the girls will move out
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get married, have kids.
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Before you know it, you'll
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be old, bald and alone.
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Well, listen,
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have a nice day.
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One, two. One, two.
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One, two. One, two.
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And rest.
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Oh, gee, what a shame.
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I could do this all day.
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Sure, Danny.
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Well, thank you,
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Jerry Jacobs
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star of the new home
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workout video "Body By Jer."
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Now, remember,
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the most important thing
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is to stretch
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after every workout
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especially for us older guys.
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Right, Danny?
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Older? What do you mean?
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How old do I look?
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Do-do I have
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any gray hairs?
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I thought I got
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them all this morning.
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Well, join us tomorrow on
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"Wake Up, San Francisco"
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as we watch Danny
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age gracefully.
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Have a good day,
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everybody.
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- Bye.
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- Bye.
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And we're clear.
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Keith, next time
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more makeup under
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my eyes, please.
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I look tired
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or something.
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- Great show, Danny.
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- Oh, hi, Kirsten.
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Thanks again
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for letting me
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do my college
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internship on your show.
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But I have to be honest
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I was shocked during
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that exercise segment.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I haven't done a squat thrust
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since grade school.
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[chuckling]
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I meant when he
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called you an older guy.
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You can't be more
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than, what, 27, 28?
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Well, I guess I could be,
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but who'd believe it, huh?
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He must have said that because
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you project such an aura of..
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...wisdom and maturity.
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Well, not only did
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you just nail my age
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but you got my aura right on.
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You are so cute.
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Well, I should
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get back to class.
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Right.
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Well, see you tomorrow.
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Kirsten, wait up.
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I was just wondering, uh..
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...maybe if you weren't
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doing anything tonight
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you and I could,
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like, hang out?
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Cool!
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Do you like Slaughter?
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I'm basically non-violent.
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[laughing]
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Slaughter, the band.
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Oh, of course, I know.
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I was just teasing you.
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I'm a major Slaughterhead.
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Great! I-I have
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tickets for tonight.
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I'll pick you up after my last
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class, and you can be my date.
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Awesome.
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You know, I-I made the coffee
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on the set this morning..
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[instrumental music]
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♪ The wheels on the bus
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go round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ The wheels on the bus go ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ All through the town ♪♪
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Hi, Uncle Jesse!
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(all)
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Hi, Uncle Jesse!
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Hi, rug rats.
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Listen, I know I'm a little
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early to pick up Michelle.
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But I-I'll just wait over
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here, quiet as a mouse.
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- I won't bother you.
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- It's okay.
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There's always room
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on the magic carpet
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for Uncle Jesse.
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[children cheering]
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Ya-a-ay!
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How did you like
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our graduation song?
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Oh, it's-it's okay
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for a song about a bus
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with a bunch of wheels
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that go round and round.
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You said it was not cool.
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Alright, I'm busted.
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The song's a loser.
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Perhaps Uncle Jesse
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could teach us a song
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that's a winner!
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[children cheering]
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Ya-a-ay!
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No, no, no.
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No yay, no yay, no yay.
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Uncle Jesse's
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a little busy for that.
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Just, uh, I don't know,
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just pick a cool song.
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I bet you don't
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know any cool songs.
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I know millions of 'em.
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Name one.
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"Viva Las Vegas."
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Never heard of it.
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Your uncle is a monkeyhead.
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He's not a monkeyhead.
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He knows lots of cool songs.
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No, he doesn't.
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Yes, he does.
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- No, he doesn't.
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- Yes, I do.
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No, you don't!
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Yes, I do, and I
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know millions of 'em.
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I'll teach you one right now.
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[all cheering]
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Ya-a-ay!
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Thank you so much
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for volunteering.
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Well, just call me
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Uncle Monkeyhead.
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(children)
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Uncle Monkeyhead!
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Uncle Monkeyhead
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is going to help us
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with our graduation show.
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[children cheering]
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Ya-a-ay!
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Get the Monkeyhead!
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No, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa!
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[children shouting]
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Watch the monkey hair!
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[children shouting]
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[instrumental music]
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♪ I wanna rock
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and roll all night ♪
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Huh! Yeah!
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♪ And party every day ♪
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♪ I wanna whoo
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rock and roll all night ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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♪ And party every day ♪
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♪ I wanna rock
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and roll all night ♪♪
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Hi, Danny.
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Cool pants.
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Oh, thanks, Kirsten.
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I've had 'em for years.
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Isn't that a price tag?
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, well,
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I got a good deal
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and I'm darn proud of it.
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[both laughing]
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Well, let's go
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get Slaughterized.
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Can I use your bathroom? I've
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got to do a quick hair check.
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- Check away.
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- Okay.
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Oh, Danny, my
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tickets fell through
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but don't worry, I know
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an usher who can sneak us in.
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Won't we get in trouble?
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I-I-I mean, I hope so,
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because I live for trouble. Huh!
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Ah!
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♪ All night whoo ♪
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♪ And party every day ♪
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♪ I wanna rock
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and roll all night ♪
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Huh! Huh!
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♪ And party every day.. ♪♪
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What are you people
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doing home so early?
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You're supposed to
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be out eating dinner.
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They don't call it
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fast food for nothing.
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Dad, aren't you going
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out on a date tonight?
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And have you
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looked in the mirror?
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What is this, the third degree?
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You're not even
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supposed to be here.
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You know, since you've
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already had dinner
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it'd be a great
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time for dessert.
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And what better place to find
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dessert than in the kitchen?
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Would you all please
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go into the kitchen?
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And just help yourselves
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to some dessert.
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That'd be really
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great. Thank you.
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Hi, everybody.
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(all)
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Hi.
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Are you here
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to play with D.J.?
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00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,582
Um...no, Michelle.
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She's-she's here
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to play with me.
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Everybody, this is, uh..
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...this is Kirsten..
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...my date.
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Where are you taking her?
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Chuck E. Cheese?
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[instrumental music]
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Danny and I are sneaking
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into the Slaughter concert.
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Dad, you're gonna
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go see Slaughter?
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Oh, you're so lucky.
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00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,569
So, Danny, what's your
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favorite Slaughter song?
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Uh..
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...I like their
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early stuff.
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Nice try, Mr. T.,
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but they only have one album.
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I meant early on their album,
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first side, first cut.
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D.J., why don't you take
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Kimmy up to your room
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and go work on your
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graduation speech?
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
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And, Michelle,
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why don't you go
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work on your
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graduation song?
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Okay.
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And, Steph, why
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00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,929
don't you go, uh..
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I'll go upstairs and think
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about how everyone else
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gets a graduation
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and I get diddly-squat.
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Well, I guess we
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00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,066
better be jammin'.
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[imitating Walter Brennan]
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Yeah, well, you kids
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run along now and..
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00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,905
...by gosh...have fun.
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And-and by golly,
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00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,199
don't stay out too late.
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00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,620
Hey! Great Ronald Reagan.
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00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,000
That's, uh, Walter Brennan.
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00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,336
Oh, well, anyway,
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we won't be out late.
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I have to be back at
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the sorority house by 12:30.
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00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,883
Oh, well, in that case, Danny,
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00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,883
your curfew's extended to 12:45.
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00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,928
Wow. On a school night.
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00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,928
Gee, thanks.
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00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,847
Well, those guys
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00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,847
love to kid around.
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00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,058
I'll get you for this.
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00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,478
Reagan?
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[instrumental music]
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So this is
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00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,026
a preschool graduation.
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00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,069
Did I mention that
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00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,069
I never got one?
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00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,406
I never got a kindergarten
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00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,406
graduation either.
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Well, the important thing
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is you're not bitter.
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Welcome to the Meadow Crest
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Preschool Graduation.
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Today's program was put
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together by Jesse Katsopolis.
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Thank you.
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And now let's bring on
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our proud grads, shall we?
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[instrumental music]
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Did I mention I
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00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,895
never got a robe
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00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,439
or a flat hat?
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00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,607
Over here, Michelle.
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Don't these kids
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00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,277
look great, huh?
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Alright, kids, go get
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00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,405
ready. Go get ready.
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00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,282
Alright, alright.
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Alright, welcome,
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parents and friends.
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This year our kids have
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learned about sharing.
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They've learned about
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respect, and most importantly
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00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,667
they've learned not
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00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,667
to put their mouths
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00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,377
on the drinking fountain.
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And now we'd like to show
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you how our year in preschool
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have made our grads
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a little older, a little wiser
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00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,763
and, thanks to me,
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00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,763
definitely a lot hipper.
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Here they are,
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00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,015
Jesse's Little Rippers!
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[upbeat music]
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(Jesse)
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'Shake it up!'
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♪ Shake it up baby ♪
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00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,442
♪ Shake it up baby ♪
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00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,026
♪ Twist and shout ♪
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00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,986
♪ Twist and shout ♪
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00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,864
♪ Come on baby ♪
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00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,949
♪ Come on, baby ♪
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00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,659
♪ Work it on out ♪
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00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,994
♪ Work it on out ♪
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00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,413
♪ Work it out ♪
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00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,290
♪ Work it out ♪
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00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,875
♪ You look so good ♪
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00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,085
♪ You look so good ♪
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00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,837
♪ You got me goin' ♪
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00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,840
♪ You got me goin' ♪
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00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,467
♪ Like I knew you would ♪
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00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,177
♪ Like I knew you would ♪
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪♪
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[high-pitched screaming]
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00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,607
[audience applauding]
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00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:34,076
Now I present the class of 1991.
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- 'Yay.'
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00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,496
- 'Yay.'
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[audience clapping]
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00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,666
Yay!
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00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,293
[rock music]
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00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,258
Steph, get in
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00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,258
here, please.
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00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,678
What is it?
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00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,012
Stephanie Judith Tanner
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this is your
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graduation ceremony.
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00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,811
[humming "Pomp
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00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,811
And Circumstance"]
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00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,194
It's a dream come true.
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00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,905
How did you ever
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00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,905
know I wanted this?
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00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,158
First, we present to you
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this graduation trophy.
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00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,665
- This is a bowling trophy.
589
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,665
- Yes.
590
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,209
That man is proudly
591
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,209
bowling his way
592
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,336
into the fourth grade.
593
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,423
And there's more.
594
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,467
Are these bowling shoes?
595
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,678
Open 'em up
596
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,678
and find out.
597
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,018
Wow! My first pair
598
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,018
of high heels!
599
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,769
Thanks, everybody.
600
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,854
- You're welcome, honey.
601
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,854
- You're welcome.
602
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,397
[heavy metal music]
603
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,357
What the heck is that? D.J.!
604
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,401
[heavy metal music]
605
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,778
Young lady, you are not
606
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,778
the only one in this house.
607
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,821
[gasps]
608
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,155
Kirsten.
609
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,532
[laughing]
610
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,532
Whoa, Danny!
611
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,410
You sounded
612
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,410
just like my dad.
613
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,786
I did?
614
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,164
Well, maybe that's
615
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,164
because I am a dad.
616
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:06,293
And that's how dads sound
617
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:06,293
when they talk to kids.
618
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,338
I just came by early
619
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,338
to give D.J. this tape.
620
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,884
I thought you and I could get
621
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,884
some pizza before the dance.
622
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,928
Deej, can I talk to
623
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,928
Kirsten for a minute?
624
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,263
Sure, I'll go
625
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,263
work on my speech.
626
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,599
Kirsten, you have to tell me
627
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,599
where you buy your clothes.
628
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,309
Hey, next time I go
629
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,309
shopping, we'll go together.
630
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,979
This is great! I finally
631
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,979
have a friend with a car.
632
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,564
[laughing]
633
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,402
Look, uh, Kirsten, um..
634
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,987
...I want you to know
635
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,987
that I really think
636
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,447
you're a wonderful girl.
637
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,782
I mean, woman.
638
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,950
I mean, person.
639
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:41,788
But...look, uh,
640
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:41,788
you're 21 and I'm 33..
641
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,123
Are you trying to say you
642
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,123
don't wanna see me again?
643
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,793
No, no, no.
644
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,793
Absolutely not.
645
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,919
Yes.
646
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,839
Age doesn't matter.
647
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,716
I really like you a lot.
648
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,427
I like you too.
649
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,973
But I haven't been
650
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,973
completely honest with you.
651
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,515
I'm not really
652
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,515
a Slaughterhead
653
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,268
and I hated sneaking
654
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,268
into that concert.
655
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,812
I mailed them
656
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,812
a check today.
657
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,814
[chuckling]
658
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,943
The truth is, you and I, we
659
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,943
have very different interests.
660
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,904
I was hoping you'd understand
661
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,904
and we could still be friends.
662
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,117
I'd like that too.
663
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,578
But...before
664
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,578
we're just friends..
665
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,377
Bye, Danny.
666
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,550
[sobbing]
667
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,721
♪ Young girl ♪
668
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,474
♪ Get out of my mind ♪
669
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:48,521
♪ My love for you
670
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:48,521
is way out of line ♪
671
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,565
♪ Better run girl ♪
672
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,444
♪ You're much too young girl ♪♪
673
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,281
Dad, are you going through
674
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,281
some kind of crisis?
675
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,452
Mini-crisis, but,
676
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,452
uh, I'll be fine.
677
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,207
[chuckles]
678
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,207
Well, look at you
679
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,207
in your cap and gown.
680
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,210
I can't believe my little
681
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,210
baby's finally graduating.
682
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,461
Well, not till tomorrow.
683
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,296
I'm just practicing
684
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,296
reading my speech
685
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,174
with a tassel in my face.
686
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,968
- Do you wanna hear it?
687
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,968
- Sure, honey.
688
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,595
"Today, as we say goodbye
689
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,595
to Van Atta Junior High
690
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,973
"we realize that everything
691
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,973
up until now has been
692
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,059
"but preparation for the future.
693
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,852
"Finally, we're ready
694
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,852
to enter high school
695
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,437
"and our lives
696
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,437
are about to begin.
697
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,690
What do you think so far?
698
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,109
Well...I'm just curious
699
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,154
but what about
700
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,154
the last 14 years?
701
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,446
It sounds like
702
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,446
you're saying your life
703
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,741
hasn't even started yet.
704
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,283
Well, it hasn't.
705
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,702
But when I get into high school
706
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,454
I get to go out on dates,
707
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,454
stay up really late
708
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,373
backpack across Europe
709
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,373
with my boyfriend--
710
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,002
Wa-wait a minute. We'll-we'll
711
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,002
fight about that part later.
712
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,547
My point is...don't miss out
713
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,547
on what's happening right now
714
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,425
just 'cause you're waiting for
715
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,425
something better to come along.
716
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,802
You-you can't
717
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,802
live for the future
718
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,679
just like you can't
719
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,679
live in the past.
720
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,848
Well, I'm not
721
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,848
living in the past.
722
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:10,770
Oh, I know you're
723
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:10,770
not...but I was.
724
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,898
I was trying to
725
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,898
pretend I was 21 again.
726
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,858
That was pretty silly, huh?
727
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,111
Well, I have to admit Kimmy
728
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,111
and I were laughing at you
729
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,446
in those neon pants for hours.
730
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,410
Dad, check out these heels.
731
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,956
You can't believe
732
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,956
how cool it is up here.
733
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,374
They're beautiful, honey.
734
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,584
[sniffing]
735
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,880
Do I smell chocolate ca-a-ake?
736
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,591
Yes, you do.
737
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,426
Weren't you in your
738
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,426
bed sound asleep?
739
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,096
My nose woke me up.
740
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,056
Get over here.
741
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,432
Oh.
742
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,686
You know, girls,
743
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,686
I may not be 21 anymore
744
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,232
but 33 is feeling
745
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,232
pretty good right now.
746
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,443
Can life be any
747
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,443
better than this?
748
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,488
It would be better if I
749
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,488
had some chocolate cake.
750
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,364
[laughing]
751
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,364
Okay, I just happen to have
752
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,992
an entire cake here.
753
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,120
[instrumental music]
754
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,666
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
755
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,794
[theme music]
756
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,605
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
757
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,067
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪