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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paperboy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ How did I get to living here ♪

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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪

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♪ This old world's

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confusin' me ♪

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♪ With clouds as mean

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as you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Ain't a bird

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who knows your tune ♪

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♪ Then a little voice

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inside you whispers ♪

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♪ Kid don't sell

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your dreams so soon ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look

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everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look

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everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a place ♪

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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin'

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪

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[orchestral music]

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[guitar music]

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♪ You know love don't come alive

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till after midnight ♪

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♪ And the passion rages

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on on to daylight ♪

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♪ Well I feel

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like I'm in heaven ♪

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♪ But I don't think

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real love is in the air ♪

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♪ What we have here

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is a flesh tone love affair ♪

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♪ Yeah yeah ♪

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♪ Well I feel like

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I'm in heaven ♪

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♪ But I don't think

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this union has a prayer ♪

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♪ What we have here

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is a flesh tone love affair ♪

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♪ Gettin' crazy with

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a flesh tone love affair ♪

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♪ Undercover with

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a flesh tone love ♪♪

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[cheering and applause]

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Max...you're the

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record executive

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but in my

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objective opinion

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that's the best song

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in the history of music.

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I hope "Jesse And The Rippers"

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have an album out

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by Christmas.

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What a great stocking stuffer

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for my thousands of friends.

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Hey, Steph, why don't we

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go out and go get jobs

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so we have money

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to spend on concert tickets

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posters, and T-shirts.

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I want my "Jesse And

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The Rippers" lunch box.

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Run long, kids.

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I don't know where they learned

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to kiss up like that but..

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Gosh, I love

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those shoes.

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Well, I thought

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you guys were great.

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- Alright!

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- Alright!

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Yeah, but my opinion

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means nothing.

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- Oh.

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- Oh. Oh.

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But I'll give this, uh,

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demo tape to my boss

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and if he likes you guys

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as much as I do

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big things could happen.

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- Well, thanks very much.

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- Good luck. Pleasure.

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And-and you know what?

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You look great.

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You really look good today.

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Did I tell you I love

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those shoes? 'Cause I do.

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I love the shoes. Ha ha.

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Ugly shoes.

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Joey, could you please

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make a sandwich for Glen?

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Oh, sure. Who's Glen?

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My invisible friend.

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He's sitting right there.

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Napkins.

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Get up! Get up!

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Get up!

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Why? What's the matter?

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You sat on Glen.

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Please be careful!

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Hey, Danny, that's

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no way to treat

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Michelle's imaginary friend.

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Alright, Glen.

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I'll just straighten

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up your tie

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and here let me adjust

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your sombrero.

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There we go.

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Ugh! Ha ha ha.

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Joey, he moved over there.

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Oh, of course he did.

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And he's not wearing

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a sambrero.

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like a sambero to me.

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Uh...hi, Glen.

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How you doing?

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Nice to meet you.

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Ho ho ho!

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He's got quite a grip.

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Speaking of grips,

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you boys better get one.

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Hey, it's perfectly normal

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for young children

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to have imaginary friends.

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When D.J. was a kid

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she had an imaginary duck

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named Norton.

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- Norton.

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- A duck!

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Hey, Norton was just a phase,

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I grew out of it.

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That's true. She forgot

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all about Norton

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when she made friends

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with Kimmy.

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Man, I miss that duck.

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You'll be sorry

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when I'm gone, Mr. T.

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How would I know?

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You never leave.

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[telephone rings]

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I'll get it.

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[ringing continues]

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Hello?

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Oh, okay.

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D.J., it's Norton the duck.

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Ha ha ha!

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I quack myself up.

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Steph, honey,

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is that for me?

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Yeah.

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It's Dr. Crane's office.

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Oh, great.

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It's about time.

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Hello.

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You're kidding.

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You're kidding!

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You're kidding!

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He's kidding.

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[sighs]

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Oh, well, thank you.

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Thank you, thank you!

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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

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Oh..

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Beef jerky, anybody?

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Becky, could I, uh...talk

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to you for a second, please?

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Oh, sure, Danny.

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I-I also have ranch-flavored.

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Hey, I wanna come, too.

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What are we waiting for?

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Let's eavesdrop.

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Okay, Becky, let's review.

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You went to the doctor.

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He called you right back.

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You said, "Thank you,"

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thank you, thank you."

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And you've been living on beef

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jerky for the last three days.

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It's doesn't take a genius to

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figure out what's going on here.

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Yeah, she's obviously

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iron-deficient.

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brain-deficient.

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Joey, Rebecca is pregnant.

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- Pregnant?

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- Shh!

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- Pregnant?

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- Pregnant?

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Who's pregnant?

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Uh...I am.

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Way to go, Joey!

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Girls, I'm gonna have a baby.

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Becky, you're gonna have a baby?

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Shh! Be quiet.

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Jesse's upstairs

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and he still doesn't know.

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Well, I'll tell him.

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Follow me, everyone.

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Oh! Wait a minute!

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Hold it, Hold it!

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Nobody is saying a word

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about me being pregnant.

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You know, eventually

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he will find out.

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I'm gonna tell him.

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Tonight, over a romantic

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candlelight dinner.

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So promise me you won't

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say a word, okay?

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- Promise.

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- Sure.

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Glen wants to know

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where babies come from.

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Cleveland.

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Michelle..

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we talked about how babies

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come from mommies' tummies.

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Glen wants to know

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where the babies

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sleep in there.

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in kind of a little

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cozy waterbed.

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You tell Glen if he has

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any more questions

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he should ask

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his invisible parents, okay?

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Let's go finish lunch.

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Hey, Beck, is something wrong?

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Uh, I'm just a little nervous

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about how Jesse's

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gonna take the news.

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I mean, we-we've talked

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about having a baby

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but not for couple

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of more years.

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I'm sure Jesse

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is gonna be thrilled.

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I hope so.

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Boy, it's too bad

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you're not an elephant.

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You know, elephants,

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they're pregnant for two years.

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little Dumbo pops out

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you're right

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on schedule.

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Little guy,

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you know the..

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[mimics trumpet]

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- Where's Becky and Joey?

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- Oh, they're in there.

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Joey, Beck, come here, I want

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you guys all to hear this.

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Now, listen, the president

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of the record company

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heard my demo

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and wants to meet me.

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- That's great!

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- Great!

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See you guys later.

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Jesse, we all just

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want you to know that

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we're really,

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really happy for you.

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What's going on?

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Well, Jess,

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you better get going.

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You know, you don't

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wanna be late.

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Uh...Michelle,

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honey, you stay here.

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But don't you wanna tell him?

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Goodbye?

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Uh...yes, I do.

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Uh, goodbye, sweetheart.

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And, uh..

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00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,994
Hey, good luck,

297
00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,994
you manly man, you.

298
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,291
[chuckles]

299
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,922
Boy, can we keep

300
00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,922
a secret or what?

301
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,090
[sighs]

302
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,640
Beck, you'll never guess

303
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,640
what happened.

304
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,352
Oh, wait, wait.

305
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,352
I'm not ready yet.

306
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,273
Oh, darling,

307
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,273
you're home at last.

308
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,735
You did all this for me?

309
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,446
Well, uh, I have some really

310
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,446
great news for you.

311
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,531
I got some great news for you.

312
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,907
Get this, the record company

313
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,325
said we had this retro-punk

314
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,328
hip-hop, Euro-trash,

315
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,328
garage beat.

316
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,205
I don't know what the hell it

317
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,205
means, but it must be good

318
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,956
'cause they signed us!

319
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,250
Oh, honey, that's great!

320
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,376
I wanna hear all about

321
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,376
it over dinner.

322
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,461
Alright.

323
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,461
What are we having?

324
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,296
I'm glad you asked.

325
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:52,050
Because we're having

326
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:52,050
baby shrimp..

327
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,885
...baby corn..

328
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,388
...and baby back ribs.

329
00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,100
Good. 'Cause, baby, I'm starved.

330
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,310
Jess, uh, sweetheart

331
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,313
do you see some sort of theme

332
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,313
running through this meal?

333
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,857
Oh, there's a theme? How fun.

334
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,857
Alright, let me guess.

335
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,776
Um..

336
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,195
Okay. We got

337
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,195
the baby shrimp.

338
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,196
Alright.

339
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,116
Baby ribs, baby cor..

340
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,868
Honey...finger foods.

341
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,078
It's beautiful. I love it.

342
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,457
Very, very clever.

343
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,584
Yeah. Nothing gets by you.

344
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,670
Oh, Beck, I'm so excited,

345
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,670
I can't even believe this.

346
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,339
"Jesse And The Rippers"

347
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,339
are going on tour

348
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,591
this summer for two months.

349
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,342
And get this,

350
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,342
this is the best part.

351
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:39,514
Our first stop is a state fair

352
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:39,514
opening up for Aerosmith.

353
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,724
You're gonna open up

354
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,724
for Aerosmith?

355
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,184
Well, technically,

356
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,184
we're opening a few days

357
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:47,814
before Aerosmith gets there

358
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:47,814
but...why nitpick?

359
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,149
So you're going away?

360
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,609
Yeah, but you're coming with me.

361
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,901
I mean, you have vacation time

362
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,901
coming up, right?

363
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,821
I mean, the-the timing

364
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,821
is perfect.

365
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,657
- What do you mean?

366
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,657
- I-I mean, think about it.

367
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:58,741
I mean, we're both young.

368
00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,993
We have nothing

369
00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,993
tying us down.

370
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,412
No responsibilities.

371
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,412
It's party time!

372
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,746
I'm too excited.

373
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,746
I can't eat.

374
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,666
I got to tell everybody.

375
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,666
I love you so much.

376
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,377
Oh, what-what was

377
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,377
your good news you had?

378
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,338
Oh. It can wait.

379
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,464
Alright.

380
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,802
We're just having a baby.

381
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,854
Ready? Guess.

382
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,190
Uh, tire.

383
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,567
Big Bird!

384
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,860
Lifesaver.

385
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,821
- Cheerio?

386
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,821
- Big Bird!

387
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,657
Michelle, it's not Big Bird.

388
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,991
Um...is it a donut?

389
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,202
Yes, it's a donut.

390
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,202
Next clue.

391
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,870
Big Bird!

392
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,831
- It is not Big Bird.

393
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,831
- It's not Big Bird.

394
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,875
Don't have a cow.

395
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,835
That's it. She got it.

396
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,295
See, donut, half a cow.

397
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,217
Don't have a cow.

398
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,926
I win. My turn.

399
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,474
Wonder if Aunt Becky told

400
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,474
Uncle Jesse about the baby yet.

401
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,018
I don't think so. We haven't

402
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,018
heard him scream.

403
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,520
Man, he's on a roll today.

404
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,105
He's having a baby,

405
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,105
he might have a record deal.

406
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,191
And he's having

407
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,191
a great hair day.

408
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,695
I'm done. You'll never guess.

409
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,488
- Big Bird.

410
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,488
- Big Bird.

411
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:22,409
You guys are good at this.

412
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,327
Hey, you, guys, I got the

413
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,327
greatest news in the world.

414
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,037
We know. Way to go.

415
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,497
I haven't told you yet. Oh..

416
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,916
I guess you can

417
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,916
tell by my face. I'm beaming.

418
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,002
We sure can. Congratulations

419
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,002
on your miracle.

420
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,962
I-I-I wouldn't exactly

421
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,962
call it a miracle.

422
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,590
I mean, it took

423
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,590
a lot of hard work.

424
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,596
You know, at the risk

425
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,596
of being vain

426
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,723
some natural raw talent, too.

427
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,896
I mean, you know, I've been

428
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,896
practicing for years.

429
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,484
Friends' garages..

430
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,069
...basements.

431
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,573
And listen,

432
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,573
when the big night comes

433
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,700
I want you all there

434
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,700
with me and Becky

435
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,870
screaming, and yelling,

436
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:07,870
and-and-and holding up lighters

437
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,999
and-and chanting,

438
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,999
"Jesse! Jesse! Jesse!"

439
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,544
- What?

440
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,544
- What are you talking about?

441
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,880
I'm talking about going on tour

442
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,880
with my band. What di--

443
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,174
Boy oh boy,

444
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,174
is my stomach hungry.

445
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,720
Uh, honey...would you mind goin'

446
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,720
into the kitchen and getting me

447
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,179
a nice big chunk

448
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,179
of beef jerky?

449
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,306
Thank you so much, sweetheart.

450
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,850
I don't know

451
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,850
what I'd do without you.

452
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,102
Are you tryin' to get rid of me?

453
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,271
Oh, no, not at all.

454
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,271
Now beat it.

455
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,066
You didn't tell him

456
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,066
about the baby yet?

457
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,403
Well, I started to,

458
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,403
but he was so excited

459
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,030
about going on tour and not

460
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,030
having any responsibilities

461
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,907
that I-I chickened out.

462
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,243
You have to tell him.

463
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,496
[sighs]

464
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,496
You're right, Danny.

465
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,955
I'll just look him

466
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,955
straight in the eye and say

467
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,000
Jess, you wanna play

468
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,000
Picture Charade?

469
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,295
- No.

470
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,295
- Uh, sure you do.

471
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,255
Of course you do.

472
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,255
Yes, you do.

473
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,757
Uh, just-just come back

474
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,757
here, honey

475
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,550
and-and have a seat

476
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,550
right over there.

477
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,513
Uh, now, everybody, this game

478
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:06,513
is just for Jesse, okay?

479
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,888
Alrght, Jess, you just

480
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,888
sit right there

481
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,516
and pay very close attention.

482
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,687
Alright. Now,

483
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,687
it's a movie title.

484
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,190
"Teenage Mutant

485
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,190
Ninja Turtles."

486
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,527
No, Michelle.

487
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,527
That's cheese.

488
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,111
Cheese.

489
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,071
Yeah, but it's a movie title.

490
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,367
Oh, um, simple,

491
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,367
"Dances With Cheese."

492
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,951
- No.

493
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,951
- Uh, uh, alright.

494
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:33,080
- Um..."Driving Miss Cheesy."

495
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:33,080
- No!

496
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,332
Oh, I got it, I got it,

497
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,332
I got it.

498
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,459
"Home Provolone," right?

499
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,085
Next clue.

500
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,796
Um, half.

501
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,881
- Okay, cheese half, cheese h--

502
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,881
- Look, uh, okay, great.

503
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,176
- Now, next clue.

504
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,176
- Bottle. Um, beaker.

505
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,803
'Bottle. Vase.'

506
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,429
Ink!

507
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,765
Gee, you're good, Uncle Jesse.

508
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,226
Yeah, I'm pretty good. Okay.

509
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,646
Uh, cheese half ink.

510
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,646
Cheese half ink.

511
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,147
She-she's hav, she's having.

512
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,107
Yes, yes, "She's having."

513
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,107
Okay, last clue.

514
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,444
(Jesse)

515
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,444
'She's having a..

516
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,444
She's having a..'

517
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,155
She's having a hot dog!

518
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,699
[sighs]

519
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,699
No!

520
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,034
What-what? It's clearly

521
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,034
a bun with a wiener stick

522
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,745
with a happy face.

523
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,873
No, Jesse, it's not "She's

524
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,873
having a hot dog."

525
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,417
It's "She's having a baby,"

526
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,417
and the "She" is me.

527
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,668
I'm having a baby!

528
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,836
Oh, you having a..

529
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,836
Did you hear that?

530
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,129
She's having.. What?

531
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,591
You're having a baby?

532
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,591
How did this happen?

533
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,509
Well, I know

534
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,509
how it happened.

535
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,968
- Really?

536
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,968
- Huh.

537
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,679
You know what this means?

538
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,180
We're having a baby!

539
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,307
I'm gonna be a father!

540
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,275
"Goodnight, stars.

541
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,944
"Goodnight, air.

542
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,531
Goodnight, noises everywhere."

543
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,117
That was beautiful.

544
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,413
Thank you. There'll be another

545
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,413
performance tomorrow night.

546
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,540
Same time, same chair.

547
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,878
Me and Glen will be there.

548
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,548
Honey, let's talk

549
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,548
about Glen for a second.

550
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,759
You know, it's fun

551
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,759
to have a Glen

552
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,511
or pretend duck

553
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,511
like Norton

554
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,012
or my best friend

555
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,012
when I was a kid

556
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,475
Terry the talking

557
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,475
washcloth.

558
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,727
But what is it

559
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,727
you like about Glen?

560
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,186
He's my friend.

561
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,440
My other friends are gone.

562
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,693
Oh, because

563
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,693
pre-school just ended.

564
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,822
Oh, so that's why

565
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,822
Glen just showed up.

566
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,409
Yeah, but don't worry,

567
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,409
next week, you start kiddy camp

568
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,745
and you're gonna meet

569
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,745
all kinds of new friends.

570
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,997
- Really?

571
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,997
- Yeah, really.

572
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,166
And If you want to,

573
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,166
you can take Glen with you.

574
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,418
That's okay.

575
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,418
He talks too much.

576
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,128
Sorry, Glen.

577
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,382
I love you, Michelle.

578
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,051
I love you, daddy.

579
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,267
You know, pretty soon,

580
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,267
it's gonna be your kid

581
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,269
saying, "I love you, daddy."

582
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,646
Can't wait.

583
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,399
I remember when

584
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,399
D.J. was born..

585
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,109
Pam and I, we looked down

586
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,444
at this innocent little baby

587
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,780
that we actually brought

588
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,780
into the world..

589
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,073
[inhales deeply]

590
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,073
...and it-it felt like..

591
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,661
I don't know.

592
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,661
This is why we're here.

593
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,958
So...you wanna do the honors

594
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,958
and tuck Michelle in?

595
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,878
Yeah. I can use

596
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,878
all the practice I can get.

597
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,672
[chuckles]

598
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,672
Goodnight, honey.

599
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,216
- Goodnight.

600
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,216
- Goodnight.

601
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,011
Aw, Michelle, Michelle.

602
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,265
Your Aunt Becky and I

603
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,265
are having a baby.

604
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,851
You're gonna have

605
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,851
a new little cousin.

606
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,896
- Is it boy or a girl?

607
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,896
- Well, we don't know yet.

608
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,649
Then you can name it

609
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,649
"Big Bird."

610
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,652
I can't believe that

611
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,652
I'm gonna be a daddy.

612
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,573
You think I'm ready

613
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,573
to raise a little kid?

614
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,828
You're doing

615
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,828
a very good job with me.

616
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,872
Thank you.

617
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,415
Let me tell you something.

618
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,668
I'm gonna be the best darn daddy

619
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,668
a kid could ever have.

620
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,253
And I'm not gonna miss

621
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,253
one second

622
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,839
of little Big Bird's life.

623
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,759
Starting right now,

624
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,759
I'm not leaving Becky's side.

625
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,219
You aren't going away?

626
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,219
Goody!

627
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,264
Of course I'm not

628
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,264
going away.

629
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,933
Oh, the band.

630
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,393
[sighs]

631
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,939
Well, it's just something

632
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,939
I always wanted to do.

633
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,024
Go on the road and..

634
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,734
...have a deal

635
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,734
with a record company.

636
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,151
I can't let the guys down.

637
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,362
I mean, without me,

638
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,362
"Jesse And The Rippers"

639
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,489
would be "And The Rippers."

640
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,160
Then again, I-I-I can't

641
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,160
let Becky down.

642
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,163
I mean, she's my wife. I..

643
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,206
How do I choose?

644
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,416
Easy. Put out your hand

645
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,087
and play

646
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,087
the Eenie-Meenie game.

647
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,213
Come on, Michelle,

648
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,213
I'm an adult.

649
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,299
Do you want my help or not?

650
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,011
Eenie meenie miney moe

651
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,263
catch a tiger by the toe.

652
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,558
If he hollers, let him go.

653
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,103
You better stay with Big Bird.

654
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,357
That's exactly

655
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,357
what I was thinking.

656
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,113
Michelle, I love

657
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,113
our little talks.

658
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,448
You always make things

659
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,448
seem so simple.

660
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,994
Thanks for the advice,

661
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,994
shorty.

662
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,162
Just doing my job.

663
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,880
Whoa! This baby thing happened

664
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:32,880
lot faster than I thought.

665
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,383
Honey, will you still love me

666
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,383
when I look like this?

667
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,177
Of course.

668
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,177
It'll be great.

669
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,472
I'll have a place for my popcorn

670
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,472
when we watch TV.

671
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,683
- You're very funny.

672
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,683
- Yeah.

673
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,976
[sighs]

674
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,561
Now, listen, uh..

675
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,896
I've had

676
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,896
some expert advice

677
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,564
and I've made

678
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,564
an important decision.

679
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,150
I'm canceling the tour

680
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,150
and I'm gonna stay

681
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,985
with you this summer.

682
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,572
Jess...who'd you get

683
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,572
this expert advice from?

684
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,200
Michelle.

685
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,870
She used the Eenie-Miney-Moe

686
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,870
method.

687
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,329
Honey, that's very sweet.

688
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,707
But what are you gonna miss

689
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,707
in the next eight weeks?

690
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,167
Morning sickness?

691
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,459
Midnight cravings?

692
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,794
Swollen ankles?

693
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,794
Mood swings?

694
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,253
Hey, look, I don't care.

695
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,007
I'm gonna be right by your side

696
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,007
24 hours a day.

697
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,967
Every time you turn around,

698
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,967
I'm gonna be there

699
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,970
helping you, supporting you,

700
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,970
whatever you need.

701
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,181
That's really gonna

702
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,181
get on my nerves.

703
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,225
Is this a mood swing? Huh?

704
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,518
'Cause I'm there for you.

705
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,518
Watch. See?

706
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,479
Hey, hi, babe.

707
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,479
I'm there for you, babe.

708
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,522
See how that works?

709
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,983
[chuckles]

710
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,983
Honey..

711
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,318
I think it's very sweet

712
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,318
that you wanna be by my side

713
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,321
but...we don't

714
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,321
have to stay home.

715
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,323
I mean, it's like you said.

716
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,323
I have some time off.

717
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,367
I could take my vacation,

718
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,367
I can go on the road with you.

719
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,119
And-and I could see you

720
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,119
on the weekends, too.

721
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,163
Well, you can't travel

722
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,163
in your condition.

723
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,622
Yes, I can.

724
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,708
The doctor said it's perfectly

725
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,708
safe for me to travel.

726
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,418
How do I know? I've never been

727
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,418
pregnant before.

728
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,878
[chuckles]

729
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,338
Well, I'll be fine.

730
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,340
Jess, I know how much

731
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,340
this tour means to you

732
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,843
and I don't want you

733
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,843
to miss it.

734
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,179
And that's what this marriage

735
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,179
is all about.

736
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,681
Making each others

737
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,681
dreams come true.

738
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,935
Well, you already made the best

739
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,935
dream of all come true.

740
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,856
So you're really happy about

741
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,856
having the baby right now?

742
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,524
Ah, well,

743
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,524
I mean, you know

744
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,777
we didn't plan it,

745
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,777
but who cares?

746
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,238
Yes. I'm-I'm,

747
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,238
I'm so happy.

748
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,325
Thanks for making me

749
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,325
be a daddy.

750
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,205
Thanks for making me a mommy.

751
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,414
[chuckles]

752
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,250
I love you.

753
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:38,131
Hello. There's

754
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:38,131
a kid in the room.

755
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,966
Michele, what are

756
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,966
you doing awake?

757
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,636
I didn't say goodnight

758
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,636
to Big Bird.

759
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,138
"Big Bird?"

760
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,558
That's our baby.

761
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,352
You named our baby "Big Bird?"

762
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,729
Well, you know,

763
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,729
just, just for now

764
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,439
until we find out if

765
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,439
it's a boy or girl

766
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,735
or a nine foot

767
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,735
yellow muppet.

768
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,696
Goodnight, Cousin Big Bird.

769
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,696
See you soon.

770
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,990
[laughs]

771
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,533
Get over here,

772
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,533
you silly girl.

773
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,083
[theme music]