1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:08,175 Michelle, go to sleep. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:08,175 You have a big day tomorrow. 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,846 This is not working. 4 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,725 I know someone who can't sleep 5 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,645 'cause she's thinkin' about her 6 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,645 first day of kindergarten. 7 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,938 So do I. 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:28,362 How about if I sing you a nice, 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:28,362 soft, soothing lullaby? 10 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,365 ♪ Ooh ♪ 11 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,201 ♪ Michelle's gettin' sleepy ♪ 12 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,287 ♪ Oh, no, she's not ♪ 13 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,583 ♪ She's excited 14 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,583 about kindergarten ♪ 15 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,878 ♪ 'Cause she gets milk 16 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,878 in a little carton ♪ 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,421 ♪ When I need to sleep ♪ 18 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,216 ♪ I get milk and cookies ♪ 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:51,719 ♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪ 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,345 ♪ She's got the can't sleep ♪ 21 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ School's startin' 22 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,139 too excited about kindergarten ♪ 23 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,351 ♪ Need some milk and cookie ♪ 24 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,812 ♪ Blues ♪ 25 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,898 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 26 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,484 That chick knocks me out. 27 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,070 Yeah. 28 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,295 ♪ Whatever happened 29 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,295 to predictability ♪ 30 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,381 ♪ The milkman, 31 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,381 the paper boy ♪ 32 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,258 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 33 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,968 ♪ But did I get 34 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,968 to livin' here ♪ 35 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,887 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 36 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:39,224 ♪ This old world's 37 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:39,224 confusin' me ♪ 38 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,145 ♪ Clouds as mean 39 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,145 as you've ever seen ♪ 40 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,024 ♪ Ain't a bird 41 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,024 that knows your tune ♪ 42 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:52,863 ♪ Then a little voice 43 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:52,863 inside you whispers ♪ 44 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:57,325 ♪ Kid don't sell 45 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:57,325 your dreams so soon ♪ 46 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,747 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 47 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,957 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 48 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,165 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 49 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,627 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 50 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,379 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 51 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,214 ♪ There's a face ♪ 52 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,134 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 53 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,304 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 54 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:21,182 ♪ When you're lost out there 55 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:21,182 and you're all alone ♪ 56 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:26,271 ♪ A light is waiting 57 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:26,271 to carry you home ♪ 58 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,565 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 59 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,402 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 60 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,907 ♪ Do-bee do-baa da-da ♪♪ 61 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,454 Hey, everybody, I'm home! 62 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,373 Hey, Comet, it's your Uncle J. 63 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,961 (Jesse) 64 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,961 Please, don't get up. 65 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,463 Hey, wake up! 66 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,548 Wake up. Hey, everyone wake up, 67 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,548 I'm home! 68 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,927 Hey, girls. Aww, I missed you. 69 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,887 Hey, Joseph. Hey, Michelle. 70 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,557 - Hey. 71 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,557 - Hey. It's 3:00 a.m. 72 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,184 School starts tomorrow. 73 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,184 You're making lunches. 74 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,520 Welcome back. 75 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,066 That's it? I-I've been on tour 76 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,066 all summer and that's all I get? 77 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:14,069 Next time, come home earlier. 78 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,448 Becky! 79 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,578 (Jesse) 80 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,578 'Beck, I'm home. Wake up.' 81 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,413 Beck, wake up. 82 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,749 Jess, you're home. 83 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,668 - Hey. 84 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,668 - Hi, honey. 85 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,920 Feels so good holding you 86 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,920 in my arms. 87 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,672 - Have mercy. 88 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,672 - I know. 89 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,841 I look like 90 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,841 Frosty the Snowman. 91 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,718 Aww, it's just that two weeks 92 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,718 ago when I saw you 93 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,470 you looked pregnant. 94 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,470 But now you look, huh, enormous. 95 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,515 Enormously pregnant. 96 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,433 I know, it was amazing. I mean, 97 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,433 one morning, I woke up 98 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,477 looked down, 99 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,477 and my feet were gone. 100 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,438 Hey, how you doin', little baby? 101 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,648 Daddy's home. 102 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,608 It kicked. 103 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,608 What's it doin' up so late? 104 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,154 Honey, you have to 105 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,154 read this book. 106 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,698 It tells you everything you need 107 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,698 to know about having a baby. 108 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,991 Alright. 109 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,828 "Chapter one.." 110 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,872 I think we already 111 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,872 covered that chapter. 112 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:15,005 - I'm out of here, dad. 113 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:15,005 - Oh, wait a minute. Come here. 114 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,926 Aww, it's my big girl's 115 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,926 first day of high school. 116 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,136 - Come, sit on my lap. 117 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,136 - Dad! 118 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,515 Ah, seems like only yesterday 119 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,515 I was holding you in my arms and 120 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,102 I saw my reflection 121 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,102 in your little bald head. 122 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,980 Dad, I have to go. 123 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,980 How do I look? 124 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,732 Cute. 125 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,275 Cute? 126 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,152 You're supposed to say I look 127 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,152 way too hot 128 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,072 and can't leave the house 129 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,072 dressed like this. 130 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,282 I'm sorry, honey. 131 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,282 You look very sexy. 132 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,038 Hola, Deej, Big Dan. 133 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,539 Hi, Kimmy. 134 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:50,832 My, you look nice today. 135 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,460 Thanks. My dad 136 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,460 said the same thing. 137 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,337 You see? Deej, you don't always 138 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,337 have to dress hot 139 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,048 to attract attention. 140 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,717 People are gonna like you 141 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,844 for who you are on the inside. 142 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,430 (Danny) 143 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,430 'Not how you look 144 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,430 on the outside.' 145 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,849 I know, it might seem weird 146 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,849 for me to say this. But, uh.. 147 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,021 ...I think right now you could 148 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,940 actually learn a lesson 149 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,940 from Kimmy. 150 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,862 Ready, Deej? 151 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,363 Well, I have to go back 152 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,363 upstairs and change. 153 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,074 My dad wants me to be 154 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,074 more like you. 155 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:27,035 No, no, no. You just, 156 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:27,035 you go to school. 157 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,498 - Please make new friends. 158 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,498 - Bye, dad. 159 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,000 - Bye. 160 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,000 - Bye. 161 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,711 Alright, right this way. 162 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,711 Bring it on down. 163 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,421 Let's swing that back end 164 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,421 around. Swing it around there. 165 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,714 Right there. 166 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,804 I'm an expectant mother. 167 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,804 Not a jumbo jet. 168 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,848 Please, the baby 169 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,848 can pick up your sarcasm. 170 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,641 What are you talking about? 171 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,726 I've been up all night readin' 172 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,726 that baby book and it says that 173 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,436 even in the womb, the baby 174 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,436 can sense everything 175 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,647 that's going on, alright. 176 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,647 So, starting right now 177 00:05:55,689 --> 00:06:00,194 I want happy voices 178 00:05:55,689 --> 00:06:00,194 and soothing sounds. 179 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,570 Jess, don't you think you're 180 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,570 goin' a little bit overboard? 181 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,947 Oh, is that what you think? 182 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,283 Hey, look, pal. 183 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,283 I'm gonna be a father. Okay? 184 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,951 You know what a big job that is? 185 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,661 Oh, gosh, no, Jess. Tell me. 186 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,539 That means 187 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,539 I'm gonna be responsible 188 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,708 for another human life. Okay. 189 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,501 And I want it to 190 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,501 start out right. 191 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,586 So from now on, 192 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,586 carry this around. 193 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,799 ♪ Well, since my baby 194 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,799 left me, I found.. ♪♪ 195 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,385 Jess, I'm not gonna 196 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,385 listen to Elvis 24 hours a day. 197 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,096 I figured that, so.. 198 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,979 I bet its little lip's 199 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,979 curlin' up right now. 200 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,647 Oh, my god. 201 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,647 It heard me call it, "it." 202 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,816 Beck, we have to find out 203 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,816 if it's a boy or a girl. 204 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,902 No, Jess. You promised 205 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,902 that we'd be surprised. 206 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,320 Ah, tat tat. 207 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:46,447 Happy sounds, soothing voices. 208 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,410 No, now, Jess, you agreed 209 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,410 that we'd be surprised. 210 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,288 But I want you 211 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,288 to change your mind. 212 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,956 - It's not gonna happen. 213 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,956 - Yes, it is. 214 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,292 - No, it's not. 215 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,292 - Yes, it is. 216 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,380 Don't you worry. Your parents 217 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,380 aren't always this kooky. 218 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,590 - I'm not changing my mind. 219 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,590 - Yes, you are. 220 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,176 Hey, girls. Ready for 221 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,176 your first day at school? 222 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:09,428 Are you kidding? This year 223 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:09,428 I'm getting a man teacher 224 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,598 and he's a major babe. 225 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,767 Ooh! 226 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:17,062 Fourth grade is 227 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:17,062 gonna be so awesome. 228 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,688 Hey, I look good, I feel good 229 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,190 and I'm wearing 230 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,190 a smile that says 231 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,234 "Stephanie Tanner, 232 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,234 you're a winner." 233 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,446 How 'bout you? 234 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,446 Are you ready, Michelle? 235 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,531 Not as ready as she is. 236 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,162 Are the other kids 237 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,162 gonna like me? 238 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,207 Well, of course 239 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,207 they're gonna like you. 240 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:40,419 To be sure, you should do what 241 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:40,419 I did my first day at school. 242 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,130 See, when all the kids asked me 243 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,130 my name, I just went.. 244 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,257 [imitating Bullwinkle] 245 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,257 Hello. My name's Joey Gladstone. 246 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,720 And all the kids laughed 247 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,720 and we became friends. 248 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,306 Okay, you try it. 249 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,350 Hello. My name is 250 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,350 Joey Gladstone. 251 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,189 That's good. But next time 252 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,189 try using your own name. 253 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,775 Hello. My name 254 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,775 is Michelle Tanner. 255 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,403 Hello. My name 256 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,403 is Michelle Tanner. 257 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,409 (Danny) 258 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,409 'Well, girls, here we are.' 259 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,620 This is my school? 260 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,620 It's so big. 261 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,872 (Joey) 262 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,872 'Well, you're a big girl now, 263 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,872 Michelle.' 264 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,292 I'm not that big. 265 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,794 Michelle...you're gonna be fine. 266 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,629 But if you need any help, 267 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,629 your big sister's 268 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,007 right in the same school. 269 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,007 Right, Steph? 270 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,968 Don't worry, Michelle. 271 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,968 Kindergarten is like preschool. 272 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,845 Only without the naps. 273 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,014 Too bad. I'm good at naps. 274 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,308 Come on, everybody. 275 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,894 Are you comin', Michelle? 276 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,439 I don't know about this. 277 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,232 - Come on, hon. 278 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,232 - Come on. 279 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,608 Let's go. 280 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,445 Jason. 281 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,157 Well, here's your 282 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,157 classroom, Michelle. 283 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,284 Doesn't this look like the 284 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,284 happiest place on earth? 285 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,577 No, that's Disneyland. 286 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,373 - Hello, I'm Miss Wiltrout. 287 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,373 - Hi, I'm Danny Tanner. 288 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,874 - And this is Joey. 289 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,874 - Mr. Tanner. 290 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,417 How do you do, Joey? 291 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,170 - And what's your name? 292 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,170 - Michelle Elizabeth Tanner. 293 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,506 This is my first day at school. 294 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,218 That's okay. 295 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,218 It's everybody's first day. 296 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:15,889 Oh, excuse me. Please don't 297 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:15,889 climb on my desk there, Maxwell. 298 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,850 Michelle, you have a great 299 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,850 first day at school. 300 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,227 I know you're gonna love it. 301 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,979 You'll have fun, honey. 302 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,481 I hope you're right. 303 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,193 Hey, Michelle.. 304 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,321 ...remember what I told you 305 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,321 about making new friends. Hmm. 306 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,325 - Bye, honey. 307 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,325 - Bye, Michelle. 308 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,910 - 'Bye-bye.' 309 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,910 - Bye. 310 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,081 [indistinct chatter] 311 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,833 Who are you? 312 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,461 My name is Michelle Tanner. 313 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:51,299 You are a strange kid. 314 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,555 They hate me already. 315 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,555 I'm out of here. 316 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,561 [bell ringing] 317 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,604 Excuse me, excuse me. 318 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:07,815 Have you seen my sister 319 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:07,815 Stephanie Tanner? 320 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,408 I don't know about this. 321 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,662 Alright, let me help you 322 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,662 down here. 323 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,164 Ah, we'll just sit. 324 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,836 Now remember, we don't wanna 325 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,836 know if it's a boy or a girl. 326 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,297 Okay. Alright. 327 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,297 Yes, I understand. 328 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,924 This is an interesting 329 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,924 sonogram. Boy-- 330 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,260 It's a boy! 331 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,178 We'll name him, we'll name him, 332 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,178 uh, Jesse junior. 333 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,055 How's his hair? 334 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,055 Does he need mousse? 335 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,433 I'm not saying it's a boy. 336 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,393 Oh. Then it's a girl. 337 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,645 Jessica junior. 338 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,230 She's not datin' till she's 35. 339 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,483 I didn't say it was a girl. 340 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,109 What's left? 341 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,861 All we wanna know is that 342 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,861 the baby is healthy? 343 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364 Relax. You don't smoke 344 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,364 and you don't drink. 345 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,158 You're doing everything 346 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,158 just right. 347 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,784 The babies will be just fine. 348 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,745 See that, Jess. The babies will 349 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,745 be just fine. Now, let's go. 350 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,082 Did you say babies? 351 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,335 Did she say babies? 352 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,130 That's what I said. 353 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,130 You're having twins. 354 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,215 Ha! 355 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,637 Who's having twins? 356 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,930 You are. Congratulations. 357 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,601 Jess, we're having twins! 358 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,102 Oh, honey! 359 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,317 Twins, I...just wanted to know 360 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,317 if it was a boy or a girl. 361 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,697 Twins? 362 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,951 We're having twins? That's, uh, 363 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,951 that's two babies at one time? 364 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,244 That's when like the 365 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,244 first baby comes out 366 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,496 then the second baby comes out. 367 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,540 Then we take 'em home 368 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,540 and raise 'em? 369 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,458 That's generally how it works. 370 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,043 Here's your sonogram. 371 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:56,132 Oh, Jess, this is so exciting. 372 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:56,132 Our first baby pictures! 373 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,801 See, here's one little head 374 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,801 and there's the other. 375 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,595 Sometimes one hides 376 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,595 behind the other. 377 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,430 Oh, honey, that's so cute. 378 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,558 They're already 379 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,558 playing together. 380 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,353 Any more hiding back there? 381 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,938 - No. 382 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,938 - Oh.. 383 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,441 This is so exciting. I've gotta 384 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,441 get down to work, tell everyone. 385 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,569 Okay. I'm gonna stay 386 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,569 and ask a few questions. 387 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,321 - Okay. We'll celebrate tonight. 388 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,321 - Alright. 389 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,532 Honey, we're having twins! 390 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,367 Hee hee. 391 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,918 Jesse, are you alright? 392 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,546 Oh, no. No. I'm fine. 393 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,546 No, I'm great. It's.. 394 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,882 ...It's an extra baby, 395 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,882 so I'm extra happy. 396 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,884 You know, before I was 397 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,884 just, uh, responsible 398 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,388 for one human life. Now I'm 399 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,388 responsible for two human lives. 400 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,098 I'm fine. Really. 401 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,098 I mean, I-I'm so.. 402 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,765 Can I just lay down 403 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,765 real fast for a second? 404 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,353 Can you just, uh, 405 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,353 click the oxygen off that? 406 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,025 And one of the most exciting 407 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,025 things about fourth grade is 408 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,487 that we'll be using...computers. 409 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,322 So anyone ever used one? 410 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,242 I've used my sister 411 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,242 D.J.'s computer. 412 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,619 She used up the last 413 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,619 of the creme rinse 414 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,328 in the shower this morning. 415 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,330 That's why my hair doesn't have 416 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,330 as much body and bounce 417 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,831 as it usually does. 418 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,296 I guess I'll sit down now. 419 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,048 I'm really not a geek. 420 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,676 (male #1) 421 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,676 'No one said you were.' 422 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,221 Alright. Another thing 423 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,221 we're gonna be doing 424 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,182 is breaking the class 425 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,182 into discovery groups. 426 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,773 (male #1) 427 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,773 'And here's our 428 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,773 first discovery.' 429 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,276 Psst. It's me, Michelle. 430 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,529 I know who you are. 431 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:45,533 Stephanie, would you like to 432 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:45,533 introduce us to your guest? 433 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,663 - Not really. 434 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,663 - I'm her sister, Michelle. 435 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,998 Hi. I'm Mr. Lowry. 436 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,918 You were right. 437 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,918 He is a major babe! 438 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,093 Why aren't you 439 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,093 in kindergarten? 440 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,764 Nobody likes me there. 441 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,764 I wanna stay with you. 442 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,228 What a sense of humor. 443 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,938 Can I take her back 444 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,938 to kindergarten? 445 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,816 Of course you can. 446 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,778 Thanks. But, uh, try not to 447 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,778 teach anything until I get back. 448 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,824 I don't wanna go back. 449 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,327 Don't worry, Michelle. 450 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,327 Your big sister's on the job. 451 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,037 Now, there's no reason why 452 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,037 any of those 453 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,497 kindergarten kids 454 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,497 shouldn't like you. 455 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,291 I mean, you're a terrific 456 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,291 little person. 457 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,377 Don't tell me, tell them. 458 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,590 Look what I found. 459 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,635 There you are, Michelle. 460 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,635 What happened? 461 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,304 That boy said I was strange. 462 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,265 She talks with her hands 463 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,265 on her head. 464 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,601 I think I can help here. 465 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,646 - May I? 466 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,646 - Oh, be my guest. 467 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,608 Michelle was just 468 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,608 trying to show you kids 469 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,610 the cool new way to say hello. 470 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,278 The Bullwinkle way. 471 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,906 Okay. Antlers up. 472 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,451 Now repeat after me. 473 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,620 [imitating Bullwinkle] 474 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,620 Good morning, Michelle. 475 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,748 [in unison] 476 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,748 Good morning, Michelle! 477 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,957 Good morning to you. 478 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,502 [laughing] 479 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,588 Wasn't that fun? 480 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,588 Let's all thank Michelle 481 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,715 for showing us how to be 482 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,715 a little bit cooler. 483 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,550 (altogether) 484 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,550 Yay! 485 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,429 See, Michelle. They like you. 486 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,138 Well, my work here is done. 487 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,850 Aw, good job. 488 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,019 Stephanie? 489 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,605 Yes, Michelle? 490 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,732 Thank you very much. 491 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,859 You're welcome. 492 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,489 Good boy, Comet. 493 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,489 You cleaned your plate. 494 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,199 Now remember what I taught you. 495 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,869 (Danny) 496 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,869 'Atta-boy, Comet.' 497 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,080 'Aww, good dog.' 498 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,665 'Yes.' 499 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,713 You know. Joey, you can 500 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,713 learn somethin' from that dog. 501 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,342 - Oh, hi, guys. 502 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,342 - 'Hey, Jess!' 503 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,304 Congratulations, man. 504 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,304 You're havin' twins. 505 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,182 Way to go, buddy boy. When you 506 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,182 do somethin', you really do it. 507 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,976 Huh? 508 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,647 - Where have you been all day? 509 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,647 - I was at the doctor's office. 510 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,690 Your appointment was 511 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,690 three hours ago. 512 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,109 I forgot I had a car. 513 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,363 It's...my head's 514 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,363 just kind of jammed. I mean, I.. 515 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,448 ...I mean, you know, 516 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,448 havin' a baby's great 517 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,616 but having twins.. 518 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,242 Twins are gonna be 519 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,242 twice as great. 520 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,370 Twice the love, twice the hugs, 521 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,370 twice the kisses. 522 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,584 It's not that simple, Jesse boy. 523 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,086 Twins are twice the feeding, 524 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,086 twice the crying 525 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,548 twice the diapers, 526 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,548 and twice the responsibility. 527 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,633 Who are you? 528 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,803 I'm your evil twin, 529 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,803 Manny Tanner. 530 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,888 You need shower, Manny. 531 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,933 Yes. Twins will mean twice as 532 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,933 many "I love you, daddy"s. 533 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,647 You live in a bubble, 534 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,647 you Lysol-loving hug freak. 535 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,735 I'm crackin' up here. 536 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,571 Come on, Jess. You're gonna 537 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,571 make a great father. 538 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,699 What do you know? 539 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,699 You're 33 years old 540 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,410 and you wear 541 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,410 Scooby Doo pajamas. 542 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,455 Just the bottoms. And I suppose 543 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,455 you're my evil twin. 544 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,291 Yeah. What was your 545 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,291 first clue, Sherlock? 546 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,168 Well, you look a lot like me. 547 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,296 Hey, Jess. You can kiss your 548 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,296 rock 'n' roll days goodbye. 549 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,465 'You won't look so cool 550 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,465 with a twin on each arm' 551 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,301 and a spit-up rag 552 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,301 on each shoulder. 553 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,470 You know, for an evil twin, 554 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,470 you're not very nice. 555 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,305 Oh, good comeback. 556 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,059 Yeah. 557 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,853 You know, 558 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,853 I'm really sick of you. 559 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,604 [indistinct chatter] 560 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,067 Would the four 561 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,067 of you guys just stop? 562 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,780 Oh. Oh, thank god. 563 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,780 It's just the two of you guys. 564 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,075 You know, Jess. 565 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,075 You've been up all night. 566 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,660 I think you just need 567 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,660 to get some sleep. 568 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,203 No, no, no. 569 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,203 I don't need any sleep. 570 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881 Maybe a little nap 571 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881 wouldn't hurt. 572 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892 Hi, Uncle Jesse. Wanna play? 573 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,351 Not right now, shorty. 574 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,351 I got, uh.. 575 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,145 ...lot of stuff 576 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,145 goin' on my mind. Thanks. 577 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:29,067 Not so fast, mister. 578 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:29,067 Park it right here. 579 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,946 Michelle, I-I really 580 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,946 don't wanna talk right now. 581 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,448 You always talk to me. 582 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,034 I guess you're right. 583 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,244 I've been spillin' 584 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,244 my guts to you 585 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,039 since before you were able 586 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,039 to talk back, huh? 587 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,791 Spill those guts. 588 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,545 Well, you heard about 589 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,545 this twins thing, right? 590 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,172 Yes, I did. 591 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,172 I'm very proud of you. 592 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,511 Now, thank you, but, 593 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,511 uh, I don't know. 594 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,513 I guess I'm just apprehensive. 595 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,057 Appre-what? 596 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,062 Apprehensive. It means, um.. 597 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:10,316 ...it means that 598 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:10,316 I'm nervous... about the twins. 599 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,860 This has got to be our little 600 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,860 secret, okay? Because.. 601 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,780 ...I'm afraid to talk 602 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,780 to the family 'bout it. 603 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,782 You know, they think of me 604 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,782 as bein', you know 605 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,201 so together and in control 606 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,201 all the time I just.. 607 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,830 I just don't want them 608 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,830 to see me like this. 609 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,207 I don't know what to do. 610 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,919 - I do. 611 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,919 - You do? 612 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,879 Stephanie! 613 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,547 What are you doing, Michelle? 614 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,592 Stephanie helped me at school. 615 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,592 She's a genius. 616 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,305 - What's wrong, Michelle? 617 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,305 - Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 618 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,267 Uncle Jesse's apprehensive. 619 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,267 That means nervous. 620 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,478 Oh, I-I'm fine, Steph. 621 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,478 I'm fine, alright. 622 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,939 No offense, but I-I think 623 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,939 you're just a little young 624 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,357 for this problem. 625 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,110 Okay. In that case...D.J.! 626 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,948 - What is it? 627 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,948 - Uncle Jesse's apprehensive. 628 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,617 No, I-I'm not apprehensive. 629 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,617 I'm fine. Okay, girls. 630 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,243 Now, this is an adult thing. 631 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,165 No problem. 632 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,165 Dad! Joey! Aunt Becky! 633 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,416 Uncle Jesse's apprehensive! 634 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,294 - 'Who's apprehensive?' 635 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,294 - I'm fine! 636 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,130 Everybody, I'm fine, okay. 637 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,130 I'm fine. 638 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,175 I'm just, uh, just havin' 639 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,175 a bad hair day, that's all. 640 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,429 Little, uh, apprehensive 641 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,429 about my ph balance. 642 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,558 You said you were 643 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,558 apprehensive about the twins. 644 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,603 Here's another new word 645 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,603 for ya..."Blabber-mouth". 646 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,356 - I know that one. 647 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,356 - 'Hmm.' 648 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,736 Jess, I thought you were 649 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,736 happy about the twins. 650 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,822 I am. I-I'm extremely happy. 651 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,200 I'm happy. 652 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,367 Thrilled. 653 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,538 I'm lying. 654 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,172 Becky, I'm scared to death. 655 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:59,341 Uncle Jesse, 656 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:59,341 you're never scared. 657 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,301 Yeah, well, I've never 658 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,301 been a father before. 659 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,638 I mean, you know, 660 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,638 havin' one kid is scary enough 661 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,807 but the thought of havin' two.. 662 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,143 You're the greatest uncle 663 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,143 in the world. 664 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,020 Yeah, but bein' an uncle 665 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,020 is easy. I mean, I.. 666 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,064 I listen to your problem, 667 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,064 I throw in my two cents 668 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,815 then I dump the final decision 669 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,815 on your dad. 670 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,528 Now I'm gonna be 671 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,528 totally responsible. 672 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,573 My, my babies' lives 673 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,573 gonna be in my hands. 674 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,159 If I make one wrong decision, 675 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,159 and I screw up two lives. 676 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,914 I'm sorry, Becky. 677 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,833 You must think I'm a jerk. 678 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,129 No, honey. 679 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,129 I'm just as scared as you. 680 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,214 Oh, great. Who's gonna 681 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,214 take care of our kids? 682 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,717 You know, what you guys 683 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,717 are going through 684 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,595 is perfectly normal. 685 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,182 I was a nervous wreck the 686 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,182 first time I became a parent. 687 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,851 Once you hold that 688 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,851 little baby in your arms 689 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,229 I'm tellin' you, 690 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,229 you can't believe the feeling. 691 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,608 Come on. You two 692 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,608 are gonna make great parents. 693 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,319 And just remember we'll be here 694 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,319 whenever you need us. 695 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,405 Jess, for the past four years, 696 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,405 you've been livin' in this house 697 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,284 and you've been, Uncle Jesse. 698 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,912 But now, I'm gonna get to be, 699 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,912 Uncle Danny. 700 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,125 Your kids are gonna be so clean. 701 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,171 I'll babysit my new 702 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,171 cousins anytime. 703 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,464 Except for Friday 704 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,464 and Saturday nights. 705 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,676 And I'll take Friday and 706 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,676 Saturday, until I start dating. 707 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:29,015 I'll help, too, but no diapers. 708 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:29,015 They make me apprehensive. 709 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,229 Thank you, guys. I'm still 710 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,229 a little scared but.. 711 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,814 ...knowin' that I've got 712 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,814 you guys to back me up 713 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,108 really makes me feel happy. 714 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,693 Well, honey. 715 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,693 I am sure that we're gonna make 716 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,655 our share of mistakes 717 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,655 but one thing's for sure. 718 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,116 No two kids are 719 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,116 gonna be loved more. 720 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,617 You can count on that. 721 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,996 Well, you guys gotta see 722 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,996 our first baby pictures. 723 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,914 Hey! 724 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,416 - Aw. 725 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,416 - Aw. 726 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,502 Aren't they cute? 727 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,462 They'll look a lot better 728 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,462 once they get eyebrows. 729 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,094 [theme music]