1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:03,295 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,840 You are welcome to play 3 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,840 with my old tap shoes. 4 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,592 But keep in mind, 5 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,592 tap dancing is a skill 6 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,469 that requires grace and rhythm. 7 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,805 I got grace and rhythm. 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,228 How was that? 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,440 Well, we know the taps work. 10 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:27,611 Okay, now watch your big sister 11 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:27,611 and see how it is done. 12 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:31,198 ♪ Tea for two 13 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:31,198 and two for tea ♪ 14 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,535 ♪ Me for you 15 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,535 and you for me ♪ 16 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,621 ♪ Tea for two 17 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,621 and two for tea ♪ 18 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,957 ♪ A rum pum pum ♪♪ 19 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,834 And that is how it is done. 20 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:45,796 ♪ Tea for two 21 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:45,796 and two for tea ♪ 22 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:46,922 Very good, Michelle. 23 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,674 ♪ And two for tea ♪ 24 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,425 ♪ And tea for two ♪ 25 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,553 ♪ And two for tea ♪ 26 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,138 ♪ Tea for two 27 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,138 and two for tea ♪♪ 28 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,766 What have I done? 29 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,896 [theme music] 30 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,941 ♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪ 31 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,904 ♪ Aaah ♪ 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,201 ♪ What ever happened 33 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,201 to predictability ♪ 34 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,955 ♪ The milkman 35 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,955 the paperboy evening TV ♪ 36 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,749 ♪ When did I 37 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,749 get to living here ♪ 38 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,959 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 39 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:29,464 ♪ This whole world's 40 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:29,464 confusing me ♪ 41 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:33,092 ♪ Clouds as mean 42 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:33,092 as you ever seen ♪ 43 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:36,889 ♪ And a bird 44 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:36,889 who knows your tune ♪ 45 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:42,185 ♪ And that little voice 46 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:42,185 inside you whispers ♪ 47 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,355 ♪ Kid don't sell 48 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,355 your dreams so soon ♪ 49 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,527 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 50 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,527 ♪ Everywhere.. ♪ 51 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,030 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 52 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,030 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 53 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:55,741 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 54 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,243 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 55 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,243 ♪ Everywhere.. ♪ 56 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:03,040 ♪ There's a face 57 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:03,040 of somebody who needs you ♪ 58 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:06,167 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 59 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:10,047 ♪ When you're lost out 60 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:10,047 there and you're all alone ♪ 61 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:15,135 ♪ A light is waiting 62 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:15,135 to carry you home ♪ 63 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,762 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 64 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,934 ♪ Every where you look ♪ 65 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,353 ♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪ 66 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,069 [instrumental music] 67 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,876 Deej, I sure hope the twins 68 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,876 are a boy and a girl 69 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,004 because I picked out 70 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,004 the perfect names. 71 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,755 Elvis and Priscilla. 72 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,550 Well, what if they're two girls? 73 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:59,346 Mmm...Priscilla and Elvisa. 74 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,933 So if you get two boys 75 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,933 you're gonna name 'em 76 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,060 Elvis and Priscillo? 77 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,105 See, I didn't, 78 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,105 I didn't think about.. 79 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:10,858 No, that's good. 80 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:10,858 See, I gotta think this through. 81 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,609 See, it's so important 82 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,609 what you name your kid 83 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,112 because it can, it can determine 84 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,112 the whole personality, you know. 85 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,822 I mean, 86 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,822 you think I'd have cool hair 87 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,408 and a great band 88 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,408 if my name was Marvin? 89 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,744 Marvin and the Rippers? 90 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,830 I don't think so. 91 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,206 Why are you so obsessed 92 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,206 over this name thing? 93 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:31,962 Well, I don't want my kids 94 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:31,962 going through what I.. 95 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,130 Never mind. 96 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,384 Never mind what? 97 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,760 Never mind. 98 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,847 Okay, you have a secret. 99 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,433 I'll just go digging 100 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,433 through your past until I.. 101 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,852 Until you what? 102 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,228 Never mind. 103 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,772 - Bye. 104 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,772 - 'Bye.' 105 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,608 Hey, Jess. 106 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,277 Hey, Joe. 107 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,612 You look good. 108 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,491 How'd your act go over 109 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,491 at the club last night? 110 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,786 I bombed. Those foreign tourist 111 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,786 groups are tough crowds. 112 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,413 I had to keep waiting 113 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,413 for the interpreter 114 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:07,998 to translate my Bullwinkle. 115 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,624 Thank you and good evening. 116 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,252 [babbling] 117 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,382 My life's going nowhere. 118 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,718 Oh, come on, what happened 119 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,718 to the happy-go-lucky 120 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,887 grinning Joey 121 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,887 we all know and love? 122 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,471 He's gone forever, man. 123 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,682 Jess, no matter what I do, 124 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,682 I can't catch a break. 125 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,559 Come on, today's 126 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,559 a brand-new day. 127 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,978 Yeah, until I read 128 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,978 my bad review in the paper. 129 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,939 [phone ringing] 130 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,939 Well, no paper today. 131 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,273 There's a paper strike. 132 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,483 See that? 133 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,483 Your luck's already changing. 134 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,485 Talk to me. 135 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,572 Joey, it's KFLX Radio. 136 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,365 No, I don't know 137 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,365 how much Deputy Dawg weighs. 138 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,408 What am I, an idiot? 139 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,577 Don't hang up! 140 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,206 Hello. Yes. 141 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,457 Without his gun and badge 142 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,502 Deputy Dawg weighs 143 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,502 exactly 43 pounds. 144 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,213 Really? 145 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:59,466 I just won two tickets 146 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:59,466 to the Donny and Marie reunion. 147 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,928 My name's Joey Gladstone. 148 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,180 I'll be by to pick 149 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,180 the tickets up this afternoon. 150 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,142 No, thank you. 151 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,726 Oh, wait, I almost forgot. 152 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,103 I gotta wait for the cable guy. 153 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,272 He's supposed to be here 154 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,272 between 9:00 and 6:00. 155 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,232 [knock on door] 156 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,067 No way, I'm not that lucky. 157 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,697 Hi, I'm Linda 158 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,697 from Hilltop Cable. 159 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,365 You're the cable guy? 160 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,534 Hold on, don't move. 161 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:35,002 Come right in. 162 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:35,002 The TV's in the living room. 163 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,213 You're Joey Gladstone, 164 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,213 aren't you? 165 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,381 - Uh-huh. 166 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,381 - I've seen your act. 167 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,883 You are very funny. 168 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,593 You must have 169 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,593 seen it in English. 170 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,263 TV, living room. 171 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:51,392 Jess, I think she likes me. 172 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:51,392 How do I look? 173 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,312 Well, you got the Hugh Hefner 174 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,312 robe thing happening 175 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,980 that's a plus. 176 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,607 But I'd buff up 177 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,607 the Ninja Turtle slippers. 178 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:03,071 I already buffed them once, 179 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:03,071 but I'll buff 'em again. 180 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,577 Well, everything seems 181 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,577 to be okay now. 182 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,955 I put a booster 183 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,955 on your cable out back. 184 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,540 Oh, thanks. 185 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:20,547 Wow! We never got the Truck 186 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:20,547 and Tractor-Pull Network before. 187 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,675 Let's just say 188 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,675 that's our little secret. 189 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,260 Oh, thanks, Linda. 190 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,181 You know, this is really turning 191 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,181 out to be a great day. 192 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:32,475 Ah, not for me, I just tried 193 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:32,475 to get Donny and Marie tickets 194 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,602 but they're sold out. 195 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:40,108 That's amazing. I just won two 196 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:40,108 front row seats. You wanna go? 197 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,277 Sounds great. 198 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,987 Here's my number. 199 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,198 - Call me later? 200 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,198 - Absolutely. 201 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,200 Oh, I love your slippers. 202 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,995 I'll wear 'em tonight. 203 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,082 - Bye. 204 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,082 - Thank you. 205 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,876 Jess, I got the date. 206 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,876 I'm on the roll of a lifetime. 207 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,879 See that? 208 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,879 That extra buffing paid off. 209 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,297 Let's watch 210 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,297 "Wake Up, San Francisco." 211 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,631 Oh, okay. 212 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,929 Hi, we're back 213 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,929 with a special guest 214 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,098 who works right here 215 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,098 at Channel 8. 216 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,391 I grew up watching this man. 217 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,767 He was like 218 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,767 a father figure to me. 219 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,476 Not that I didn't 220 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,476 have a great father. 221 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,771 Although my dad sometimes did 222 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,771 wear socks with his sandals 223 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,439 which got kind of cheesy, but.. 224 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,899 Danny. 225 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,526 Danny, we're only 226 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,526 a half-hour show. 227 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,652 Here he is. 228 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,113 The host of San Francisco's 229 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:30,075 favorite cartoon kiddie show 230 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:30,075 "Ranger Roy." 231 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,078 Howdy-ho, junior rangers. 232 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,289 (Becky and Danny) 233 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,289 Howdy-ho, Ranger Roy. 234 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,706 I used to love this guy. 235 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,000 I used to watch him 236 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,000 everyday when I was a kid. 237 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,835 Now everyone give themselves 238 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,964 an official Ranger Roy 239 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,964 bear hug! 240 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,340 Grr.. 241 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,802 [grunting] 242 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:54,224 You got that date just in time. 243 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,850 And now, I.. 244 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,937 ...I have an announcement 245 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,937 to make to all your viewers. 246 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,773 After 30 years 247 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,773 in the Enchanted Forest 248 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,568 me and my buddy Merle 249 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,568 the Squirrel, are retiring. 250 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,862 - Right, Merle? 251 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,862 - Right, Roy. 252 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,699 We're packing up our nuts 253 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,699 and moving to Florida 254 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:15,412 to an enchanted condo. 255 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,873 Don't worry, junior rangers. 256 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,583 I'll be choosing a new ranger 257 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,503 to carry on the cartoon fun. 258 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,297 I'd be perfect for that job. 259 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,216 You know, my best friend Joey 260 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,216 would be perfect for that job. 261 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,181 I'm interviewing today. 262 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,974 Bring him on down. 263 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,601 - 'I can't wait to tell him--' 264 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,601 - This is a dream come true. 265 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,313 I can't believe it. 266 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,313 It's my lucky day. 267 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,443 If you want 268 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,443 your luck to last, let go. 269 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,282 ♪ Tea for two and two for tea ♪ 270 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,660 ♪ Tea for two 271 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,660 and two for tea ♪ 272 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,579 You're not watching. 273 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,627 Michelle, I watched 274 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,627 all the way to school. 275 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,505 I watched during school. 276 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,965 I watched 277 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,965 all the way home from school. 278 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,052 I watched, and I watched, 279 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,052 and I watched. 280 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,888 Good, now watch this. 281 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,681 ♪ Tea for two and two for tea ♪ 282 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,059 ♪ Tea for two 283 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,059 and two for tea ♪ 284 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,102 ♪ Tea for two and two for tea ♪ 285 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,480 ♪ Tea for two 286 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,480 and two for tea ♪♪ 287 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:26,858 Hey, girls, I'd like you to meet 288 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:26,858 a very special friend of mine. 289 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,610 Say hello to Mr. Woodchuck. 290 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,905 Hi, girls. 291 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,282 Hello, Mr. Woodchuck. 292 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:38,119 Say, I'm very hungry. 293 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,789 Is that tap board made of.. 294 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,624 ...wood? 295 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,171 Mr. Woodchuck's gonna 296 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,171 audition with me today 297 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,256 at the "Ranger Roy Show." 298 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,340 And I know I'm gonna get it 299 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:53,134 because today is my lucky day. 300 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,387 Now, if I could just remember 301 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,387 where I put my car keys. 302 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,310 A $20 bill, 303 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,310 this is my lucky day. 304 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,479 Can you believe that? 305 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,024 My lost Binaca. 306 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,360 I can't miss. 307 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,825 - Wanna see something amazing? 308 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,825 - Sure. 309 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,287 ♪ Tea for two and two for tea ♪ 310 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,164 ♪ Tea for two 311 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,164 and two for tea ♪ 312 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:26,042 ♪ Tea for two and two for tea ♪♪ 313 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,838 Thanks for meeting 314 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,838 my friend Joey. 315 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,301 - Good luck today. 316 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,301 - Tanner, I never shake hands. 317 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:38,263 Oh, of course, you invented 318 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:38,263 the Ranger Roy bear hug. 319 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,308 - Lay one on me. 320 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,308 - Get away from me. 321 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,892 What's the matter? 322 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,812 Well, now that I'm retiring 323 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,812 I can tell you the truth. 324 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,482 I suffer from acute 325 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,482 physical paranoia. 326 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,732 Anyone touches me 327 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,735 I hyperventilate 328 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,735 and break out in hives. 329 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,156 That's why I started that 330 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,156 whole "hug yourself" thing. 331 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,991 Howdy-ho, Ranger Roy. 332 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,326 Oh, this is the comedy genius 333 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,411 I was telling you about, 334 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,411 Joey Gladstone. 335 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,205 - Pleasure to meet you, sir. 336 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,205 - Good luck, Joey. 337 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,665 You can't touch him. 338 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,251 Well, nobody can touch him, 339 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,251 he's a living legend. 340 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,337 But if anybody's gonna 341 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,337 fill his hiking shoes 342 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,963 it might as well be me. 343 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,798 Ranger Roy, here. 344 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,510 Check this out, sir. 345 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,386 Mr. Woodchuck, 346 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,386 Merle the Squirrel 347 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,472 lives here in 348 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,472 the enchanted tree house. 349 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,848 How would you like living there? 350 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:26,019 Well, I have been looking 351 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:26,019 to branch out. 352 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,524 Cute. What else have you got? 353 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:34,361 Well, basically, sir, I do every 354 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:34,361 cartoon voice known to man. 355 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,571 Well, blow me down. Whoa! 356 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,448 A-gah-gah-gah-gah! 357 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,783 Eh, what's up, doc? 358 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,620 Oh, I hate that rabbit. 359 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,039 Jetson, get in here. 360 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:50,168 I'm sorry, George. 361 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,921 Gladstone, you're the man 362 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,921 I've been looking for. 363 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,715 - Really? I got the job? 364 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,715 - Hmm. 365 00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:01,095 Oh, thank you, Ranger Roy sir. 366 00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:01,095 Your Highness, Your Woodsiness. 367 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,056 I love you. 368 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,558 Joey. 369 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,518 Stop hugging him, Joey. 370 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,019 You don't know 371 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,019 what this means to me. 372 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,147 I'm just as choked up 373 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,147 about this as you are. 374 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,815 Just let, let go of the man. 375 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,442 Thank you so much for the job. 376 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,860 I gotta call my agent. 377 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,531 This is the luckiest day 378 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,531 of my life! 379 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,245 Forgive Joey. He didn't 380 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,245 know what he was doing. 381 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,582 You made a real 382 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,582 smart move by hiring him. 383 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,124 He's fired. 384 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,550 - Come on, go, go! 385 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,550 - Go, go, go! 386 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,967 - Pull it, go, go! 387 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,967 - Go, go! 388 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,554 - Yes! 389 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,554 - Yes! 390 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,971 Boy, how did we ever live 391 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,016 without the Truck 392 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,016 and Tractor-Pull Channel? 393 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,190 Somebody took my tap shoes. 394 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,364 Does that finger in my face 395 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,364 mean you think it's me? 396 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,617 Duh. 397 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,541 Steph, what do you 398 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,541 know about this? 399 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,501 Well, I know I'm just 400 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,501 as sad about this 401 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,963 tap shoe tragedy as she is. 402 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,006 Oh, puh-lease. 403 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,219 Howdy-ho, junior rangers. 404 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,472 Guess who is the new Ranger Roy! 405 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,057 - 'Alright!' 406 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,057 - Joey, you got the job. 407 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,184 You guys, 408 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,184 talk about a lucky day. 409 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,271 First a newspaper strike 410 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,271 saved me from a bad review. 411 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,398 Then, I won tickets 412 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,398 to Donny and Marie. 413 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,900 Then a beautiful woman 414 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,900 came over and fixed our cable 415 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,736 and she's going out 416 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,736 with me tonight. 417 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,448 I'd pinch myself, but I'd 418 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,448 probably just strike oil. 419 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,328 You guys are gonna love this. 420 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,747 I found out why 421 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,747 Uncle Jesse is so obsessed 422 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,207 with finding cool names 423 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,207 for the twins. 424 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,668 I called grandma 425 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:58,963 and she said that Uncle Jesse's 426 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:58,963 real name is Hermes. 427 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,924 Hermes? 428 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,178 I'm married a Hermes? 429 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:09,432 - I got an Uncle Hermes? 430 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:09,432 - Yup. 431 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,476 He was teased 432 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,476 so much in kindergarten 433 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,020 that he begged grandma 434 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,020 to change it to Jesse. 435 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,191 Hey, those are my tap shoes. 436 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,567 Drop 'em. 437 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,904 You guys see what Comet dug up? 438 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,033 Well, you know how dogs 439 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,033 like to bury things. 440 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,868 In a plastic bag? 441 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,373 Stephanie Tanner, you should 442 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,373 be ashamed of yourself. 443 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,960 Alright, I did it. 444 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,253 And I'm glad. 445 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,505 All day long it's been 446 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,173 tea for two, tap, tap, tap. 447 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,884 Tea for two, tap, tap. 448 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,554 I couldn't take it anymore! 449 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,558 It was either get rid of those 450 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,558 tap shoes or lose my mind. 451 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,729 Tea for two. Tap, tap, tap. 452 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,606 Tea for two. Tap, tap. 453 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,275 Thank you for finding my shoes, 454 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,275 Uncle Hermes. 455 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,861 You're welcome. 456 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,493 What did you call me? 457 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,537 Uncle Hermes. 458 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,537 That's your name. 459 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,336 Who told you my name was Hermes? 460 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,296 - Grandma. 461 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,296 - She's lying. 462 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,673 Jess. 463 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,134 Okay. 464 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,429 It's...Hermes. 465 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,936 Hermes is not only 466 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,936 the Greek God of swiftness.. 467 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,230 ...but it's also 468 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,230 my great-grandfather's name. 469 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,982 I'll have you know he saved 470 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,982 the whole town from destruction 471 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,695 when he raced a river of lava 472 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,695 down a mountain barefoot. 473 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,987 Alright, he went 474 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,987 to tell the whole town 475 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,573 that the volcano had erupted. 476 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,157 Of course, 477 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,157 no one was left in the town 478 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,410 because who could miss 479 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,410 a volcano erupting, but.. 480 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,703 '...the point 481 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,703 I'm trying to make here' 482 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,037 is the name Hermes is equated 483 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,625 with strength, courage 484 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,625 and very hot feet. 485 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,086 So now, who among you 486 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,086 will make fun of a name 487 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,840 so bold and so courageous 488 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,840 as Hermes, huh? 489 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,592 I'm sorry, honey. 490 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,386 We didn't realize the name 491 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,386 meant so much to you. 492 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,347 So do you want me 493 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,347 to call you Uncle Hermes? 494 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,516 No, what am I, 495 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,516 some kind of geek? 496 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,935 Come here. 497 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,938 Joey, I gotta talk 498 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,938 to you about something. 499 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,398 I know, 500 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,398 the newspaper strike's over 501 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,650 and I got a bad review. 502 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,944 But who cares? 503 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,944 I'm gonna be Ranger Joe. 504 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,612 They can't touch me. 505 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,988 Joey, listen.. 506 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,491 [phone rings] 507 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,491 Oh, hold on, one second. 508 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,370 Hello? Uh-huh. 509 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,749 Well, I'll be down right away 510 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,749 to pick up the tickets. 511 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,000 Oh, no. 512 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,338 My fourth cousin's 513 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,338 a janitor at KFLX. 514 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,923 All family members 515 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,923 are disqualified 516 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,593 from winning 517 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,593 the Donny and Marie tickets. 518 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:56,182 Uh-huh, well, sure, I'll take 519 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:56,182 a KFLX sweatband. Mm-hmm. 520 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,350 Bye. 521 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,020 Phew! Boy, of all 522 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,020 the rotten luck. 523 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,313 Yeah, speaking of rotten luck.. 524 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,025 [knock on door] 525 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,025 Just a second. 526 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,486 - Oh, hi, Linda. 527 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,486 - Joey, bad news. 528 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,988 Oh, no, they're taking away 529 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,239 my Truck and Tractor-Pull 530 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,239 Network, aren't they? 531 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,909 Worse. The whole cable's out. 532 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,244 But we're still on 533 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,244 for that concert, right? 534 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,415 Well, it turns out I don't 535 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,415 have those tickets after all. 536 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,334 That is so typical. 537 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,836 You were just using me. 538 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,421 No, I wasn't. I swear. 539 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,675 You want a KFLX sweatband? 540 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,803 Sure, where is it? 541 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,472 I don't have it right now. 542 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,183 Oh, there's a shock. 543 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,230 Boy, if this wasn't 544 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,230 my lucky day 545 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,149 I'd be a little blue right now. 546 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,569 Joey, sit down, carefully. 547 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,198 Look, um.. 548 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,409 ...I think Ranger Roy 549 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,409 is having second thoughts 550 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,036 about giving you the job. 551 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,704 Why? What did he say? 552 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,041 - He said you were fired. 553 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,041 - What are you talking about? 554 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,918 He loved me so much 555 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,918 he was speechless. 556 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,086 That's because 557 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,086 he couldn't breathe. 558 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,464 He has a condition known 559 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,464 as acute physical paranoia. 560 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,841 Oh, no. 561 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,301 I was on him like 562 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,301 a piranha on a pork chop. 563 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,263 Oh, my God. 564 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,766 I have to stop that thank-you 565 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,766 telegram I sent him. 566 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,100 How could a telegram hurt? 567 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,812 - Danny, it's a Hug-O-Gram. 568 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,812 - A what? 569 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,480 A guy dressed in a bear suit 570 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,316 who hands you balloons and 571 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,316 gives you a great big bear hug. 572 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,737 I even paid extra 573 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,737 for the tummy rub. 574 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:37,283 I'm no expert, but I'd say 575 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:37,283 your lucky streak is over. 576 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,620 Maybe not. Maybe I can still 577 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,620 get a second shot at that job. 578 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,831 I gotta stop that bear. 579 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,045 We're on in one minute. 580 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,421 Ranger Roy? 581 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423 For me? 582 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,509 And a Hug-O-Gram 583 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,509 from Joey Gladstone. 584 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,388 No, stop that bear! 585 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,015 Get off him, it's a mistake. 586 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:05,103 Get off him. The man can't 587 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:05,103 stand to be touched. 588 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,479 - Hey, buddy! 589 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,479 - Sorry about this. 590 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,856 I still owe you 591 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,856 for the tummy rub. 592 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,191 (male #1) 593 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,191 'Yeah, you do.' 594 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,277 Ranger Roy. 595 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,155 I guess you 596 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,155 got your bear hug, huh? 597 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,535 Kids, why don't you 598 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,535 go find a stump? 599 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,870 We're on in 15 seconds. 600 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,498 - Tanner, cover for him. 601 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,498 - Me? 602 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,250 Here, here. Take Merle! 603 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,211 I don't know 604 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,211 anything about puppets. 605 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,089 Except if you machine-wash 'em 606 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,089 their eyes come off. 607 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,966 That's good enough. You're on. 608 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,551 In five, four, three, two. 609 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,679 ♪ Ranger Roy ♪ 610 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,639 ♪ Ranger Roy ♪ 611 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,685 ♪ Loved by every girl and boy 612 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,685 he's Ranger Roy ♪♪ 613 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,855 Howdy-ho, junior rangers. 614 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,024 Howdy-ho, daddy. 615 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,151 Where's Ranger Roy? 616 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,487 He's, uh, he's taking 617 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,487 a little breather. 618 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,531 It doesn't matter, because I'm 619 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,531 here. I'm Ranger Dan. 620 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,451 If you're a ranger, 621 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,451 where's your uniform? 622 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,787 Oh, well, that's 623 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,787 a very good question 624 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,789 and, uh, here's the answer. 625 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,416 Uh, he's an undercover ranger. 626 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,044 Hey, thank you, Earl. 627 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,670 It's Merle. 628 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,296 He's funny. 629 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,548 Okay, you know what? 630 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,342 It's time to meet 631 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,342 my deputy ranger. 632 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,762 Come on over here, 633 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,762 and, everybody, let's say 634 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,015 Howdy-ho, Ranger Joe. 635 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,893 No, thank you, Ranger Dan. 636 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,145 What Ranger Joe 637 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,145 doesn't realize is 638 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,605 this could be his 639 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,605 big chance to be somebody. 640 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,108 Forget it. 641 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,108 My luck's run out. 642 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,111 Ah, there's a good lesson to be 643 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,111 learned here, boys and girls. 644 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,780 You make your own luck 645 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,780 in this crazy, mixed-up world. 646 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,490 Sit down, buddy. 647 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,618 Kids, let's all give a big 648 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,618 howdy-ho to Ranger Joe. 649 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,246 (all) 650 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,246 Howdy-ho, Ranger Joe! 651 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,999 Go get 'em, buddy. 652 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,129 Howdy-ho, junior rangers. 653 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,049 Junior rangers, 654 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,049 what do you say we say hello 655 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592 to the hippest 656 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592 coolest critter 657 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,386 in the forest, Mr. Woodchuck. 658 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,846 (all) 659 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,846 'Yay!' 660 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,309 Thank you, Ranger Joe. 661 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,309 Thank you, kids. 662 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,397 So, uh, how do you like living 663 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,397 here in the Enchanted Forest? 664 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,566 Well, it looks delicious. 665 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,986 I've never seen so much.. 666 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,320 ...wood. 667 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,326 It kind of reminds me 668 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,326 of where I'm from. 669 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,661 Oakland. 670 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,418 Hey, kids, how would you like 671 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,418 to hear a Mr. Woodchuck joke? 672 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,753 (all) 673 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,753 Yay! 674 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,423 - Knock, knock. 675 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,423 - Who's there? 676 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,301 - Isadoor. 677 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,301 - Isadoor who? 678 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,179 Is a door made of.. 679 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,722 ...wood? 680 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,269 Howdy-ho, junior rangers. 681 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,148 (all) 682 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,148 Howdy-ho, Ranger Roy! 683 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,399 Well, junior rangers, 684 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,399 it looks like Ranger Roy's 685 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,776 back in the Enchanted Forest. 686 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,069 So I'll just take a hike 687 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,155 to the 688 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,155 Enchanted Unemployment Office. 689 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,906 Not so fast. 690 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,324 I have an announcement. 691 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,121 This show is the last one 692 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,121 for Merle and me. 693 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,413 (all) 694 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,413 Oh. 695 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,999 But the good news is 696 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,126 Ranger Joe is taking over. 697 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,837 (all) 698 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,837 Yay! 699 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,673 Aw, shucks, golly! 700 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,673 You really mean it, Ranger Roy? 701 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,008 The smiles on these faces 702 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,760 show me that I've made 703 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,760 the right choice. 704 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,263 So, here's your 705 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,263 official ranger hat. 706 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,935 Wow! It fits and everything. 707 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,021 This is the luckiest day 708 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,021 of my life. 709 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,607 Okay, kids, 710 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,607 now let's give Ranger Joe.. 711 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:42,528 ...a great big bear hug. 712 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,701 Okay, kids, cut it out. 713 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,376 ♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪♪ 714 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,340 [theme music]