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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man
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the paper boy evenin' TV ♪
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♪ When did I get to livin' here
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somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This whole world
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean as
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you ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird who knows
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your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart
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there's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out
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there and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A life is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
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♪ Where is everybody ♪♪
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We're right here.
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♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
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Is there something
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you'd like to say to me?
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Michelle, we said happy birthday
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to you at breakfast
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and everywhere else
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we saw you today.
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But, I'm five years old.
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This is a very big day.
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- Happy birthday, Michelle.
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- Happy birthday, Michelle.
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Don't say it
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if you don't mean it.
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- Happy birthday, Michelle!
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- Happy birthday, Michelle!
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Why, thank you.
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Is it time for my party yet?
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Nope. You still have two hours
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and 29 minutes to go.
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How long is that?
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Two Sesame Streets
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and a Mister Rogers.
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Oh, I'll never make it.
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- Oh!
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- Let's start the party now.
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Michelle, your little friends
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aren't here yet.
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Who needs them? We got cake,
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we got balloons
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let's do it!
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I know what we can do
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till your friends get here
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why don't we take your official
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birthday picture
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for your baby book.
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Jess, you grab the book.
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Joey, set up the shot.
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I'll grab the camera.
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This is gonna be
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the best picture I ever took.
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Alright.
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Okay, now give me
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a big five year old smile.
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Not you.
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The other five year old.
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Che-e-e-ese!
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[clicks]
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Alright, Michelle,
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this has everything
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in your whole entire life
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starting from
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the day you were born.
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Look, Michelle,
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here's your birth announcement.
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And there's your hospital
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bracelet.
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(Michelle)
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What's this?
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This is your very first tube
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of diaper-rash cream.
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I used to rub it
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on your little tushy.
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Dad!
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Sorry.
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(Jesse)
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'Oh, alright,
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this is the picture'
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I took the day
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Joey and I moved in.
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Remember the first time we tried
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to change Michelle's diaper?
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(Jesse)
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'Are you kidding?
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I still have nightmares.'
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Jesse, what if she
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needs to be, uh..
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...changed?
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Check it out. Go.
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We have a winner.
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Now what?
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Joseph, put yourself
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in her place.
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What would you want done?
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- 'I've never changed a diaper.'
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- 'Me neither.'
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At least you touched one.
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Alright, look out.
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I'll show you how it's done.
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Come here, child.
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You believe this guy?
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Alright, make yourself useful.
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I'll take the south end.
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Good.
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- Watch out. Step one, step two.
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- Okay. Step one, step two.
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- Step one, step two.
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- Step one, step two.
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Okay, good. Look out.
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Okay, keep it coming.
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Showtime.
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- Where do we put the baby?
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- Where do we put the child?
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Ah..
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The pot. Over here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Joey, this is a living thing.
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You don't just stick it
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in a pot.
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Use a meat rack.
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I'm an idiot.
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Uh, come on.
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- Okay.
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- Alright, good.
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- Alright, great.
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- Settle down here, there we go.
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Are you gonna cook Michelle?
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We're changing her diaper.
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Oh, then how do you
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roast a turkey?
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Steph, Joey and I are busy.
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Joey, strip her.
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Alright. Careful there.
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You're in control.
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Alright. Slide it off and..
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- Ew!
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- Ew!
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Uh.
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Uh.
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Good thinking, joey.
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Keep it fresh.
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Okay, hold her up.
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I'll clean her off.
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Good idea.
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Come on, Michelle. Alright.
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You're missing, you're missing,
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you're missing!
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Alright, come on.
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Gently now, gently now, gently.
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There we go.
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This is great.
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We should be mothers.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Alright, let's dry her up.
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- Fan her fanny.
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- Fan her fanny.
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- Fan her fanny.
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- Fan her fanny.
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You know, these babies
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have it made.
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I would kill
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for this kind of service.
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- 'Alright, diapers.'
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- Diapers, diapers.
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- Where are the diapers?
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- Diapers. Diapers.
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- Diapers, diapers, diapers.
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- Diapers.
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Hey, superabsorbent.
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Bring it over.
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- Okay. Now what?
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- Okay, spin her.
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- Spin her. Spin her.
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- Spin her.
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There you go.
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Alright, now we'll
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wrap her up in this.
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Come on. Put her right in here.
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Here we go.
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- It's too easy.
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- Works for me.
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And, hey, you spill some juice
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on the counter?
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Just wipe it up
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with baby tidy bottom.
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You guys were dumb.
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[laughing]
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Well, we were learning
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on the job.
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Every time you had a first,
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we had a first.
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Like the first time we tried
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to give you cough medicine.
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Alright, Joey, you try to give
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her medicine. I give up.
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Okay, Michelle.
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Here it comes.
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[buzzing]
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Oh, come on.
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It tastes really good.
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Watch this.
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[buzzing]
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Ah! Smile.
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The baby's watching you.
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And she's waiting for her
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Uncle Jesse to swallow.
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[gulping]
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This stuff's terrible.
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(Danny)
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Remember your first workout?
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- Work it out. And go.
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- Okay.
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- Now go! Now up! Again!
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- And up! Now breathe!
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- Now go! Now go! Now work it!
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- Now go! Feel the burn! Now go!
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- Now up! Now work it! Now go!
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- Now feel the burn! Now go!
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- Now work it! Now go!
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- Now feel the burn! Now go!
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Obviously, you feel
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pretty secure
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about those
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chubby little legs of yours.
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(Joey)
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And we made our debut
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as hairstylists.
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Let's give you
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that Marilyn Monroe look.
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Kinda, yeah, bangs sweeping
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to the left.
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Kind of, the curls
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framing the face, huh?
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'Uh, She's got a look
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that could pull that off'
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'but I think it'd be a crime'
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'to cover that
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pretty little face.'
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See, I say we pull it back
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give her a more sophisticated
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kinda look.
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'More the Madonna
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Brigitte Nielsen kinda thing.'
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Like this. See? Look.
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That's Jack Nicholson.
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[laughing]
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'Why don't we
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give her kind of a...'
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'...Pebbles Flintstone
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kind of a..'
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...A fun 'do.
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That's Don King.
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- Maybe just a bow.
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- Bow.
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(Danny)
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I remember one
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of your biggest discoveries.
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You'll tell your sisters
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for me, won't you?
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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You take all the pressure off.
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Give me a kiss.
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Thanks.
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Alright, little munchkin,
295
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,262
you enjoy your new bed
296
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,306
but no more jumping
297
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,306
up and down, okay?
298
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,975
- Okay, Uncle Jesse.
299
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,975
- Alright.
300
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:47,962
Hello.
301
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,007
(Danny)
302
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,007
And your first punishment.
303
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:55,636
(Michelle)
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♪ This is no fun, no fun ♪
305
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,931
♪ looking at the wall ♪♪
306
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,728
Michelle?
307
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,522
Yes, daddy?
308
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,857
Are you ready
309
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,857
to be a good girl now?
310
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,985
I'll be a very good girl.
311
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,155
Good. And did you learn a lesson
312
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,155
from all of this?
313
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:18,410
Yes, I did. No swimming
314
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:18,410
in the kitchen.
315
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,913
Yes, no swimming in the kitchen,
316
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,913
that's a very important lesson.
317
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,207
But there's a bigger
318
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,207
lesson here.
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00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,000
Daddy, Uncle Jesse and Joey
320
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,169
we know what's best for you.
321
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,297
'So, honey, when we ask you
322
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,297
to do something..'
323
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,549
...you should do it.
324
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,552
- Deal?
325
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,552
- You're the boss.
326
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:39,222
Okay, then.
327
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:39,222
Punishment is over.
328
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,640
Time to play!
329
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,643
[chuckling]
330
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,643
No, it's not. Time for bed.
331
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,313
Can we watch "Arsenio"?
332
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:50,024
- What do you think?
333
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:50,024
- I think it's time for bed.
334
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,861
You think right. It's time
335
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,861
for bed. To bed, I said.
336
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,783
Daddy?
337
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,994
Am I still your little princess?
338
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,039
Oh, you got it, dude.
339
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,003
I like being
340
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,003
your little princess.
341
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,755
I like it too, honey.
342
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,550
What do you say, let's put
343
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,550
this new picture
344
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,385
on the very last page.
345
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,054
That's it.
346
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,848
And now,
347
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,848
the Michelle Tanner baby book
348
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,975
has come to an end.
349
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,146
That's it? I'm finished?
350
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,399
Well, you're not finished.
351
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,399
Just your book is.
352
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,734
Are you gonna start a new book?
353
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,736
Well, in a few weeks
354
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,736
when we have our new twins
355
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,614
we're gonna make
356
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,614
a new book for them.
357
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,199
- Yeah.
358
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,199
- Yeah, that's gonna be fun.
359
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,534
Another book.
360
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,868
[indistinct chatter]
361
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,830
I don't want my book
362
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,830
to be finished.
363
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,999
I wanna be the little princess.
364
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,918
Forget my birthday.
365
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,795
I'm staying four years old.
366
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,677
Michelle?
367
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,178
- Michelle.
368
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,178
- Baby.
369
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,763
- Michelle, where are you?
370
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,763
- Michelle?
371
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,932
Hm, I wonder where
372
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,932
Michelle could be.
373
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,230
You found me. Big deal.
374
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,606
Okay, sweetie, move over.
375
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,694
Michelle...you have to know
376
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,612
no matter how old you get
377
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,615
you're always gonna be
378
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,615
my little princess.
379
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,577
Just like Stephanie's always
380
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,577
gonna be my little ladybug.
381
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,913
And DJ is always gonna be
382
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,913
my little tennis-ball head.
383
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,249
Somebody wanna trade?
384
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,419
I like being the baby.
385
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,419
I'm good at it.
386
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,755
Oh, shorty, you're not special
387
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,755
because you're a baby.
388
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,883
You're special
389
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,883
because you're you.
390
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,802
I ought to know,
391
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,802
because you and I go way back.
392
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,598
We've had a lot of cool times
393
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,598
together, haven't we?
394
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,764
Sing this.
395
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,100
♪ I got you babe ♪
396
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,309
Sing it.
397
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,354
♪ I've got babe ♪
398
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,566
That settles it. You be Sonny.
399
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,444
Sing it again.
400
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,237
♪ I got you babe ♪
401
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,864
♪ I've got a babe ♪♪
402
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,158
She's back,
403
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,158
and she's cooler than ever.
404
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,784
Yo, hot wheels!
405
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,841
(Jesse)
406
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,841
Remember when
407
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,841
I almost moved out?
408
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,927
I'm gonna miss you.
409
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,474
[instrumental music]
410
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,393
I'm gonna miss you too, pal.
411
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,730
But we have to put on
412
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,730
our bravest face now, okay?
413
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,774
We've gotta be really brave
414
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,774
about this thing, alright?
415
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,858
So let me see your brave face.
416
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,858
Can you smile for me?
417
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,695
Atta-girl.
418
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,489
I know that this bravery thing
419
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,489
happenin'
420
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
I want you to give me
421
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
the biggest, most gigantic
422
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,452
most greatest hug you ever gave
423
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,452
me in the whole entire world.
424
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,246
Ready? And go!
425
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,246
Hug, hug, hug.
426
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,042
Wow. Atta-girl.
427
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,546
This is a goodbye present.
428
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,883
Michelle, that's your pig.
429
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,883
Are you sure?
430
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,761
Yes, I'm sure.
431
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,765
Well, in that case, here.
432
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,765
I want you to have this.
433
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,810
This is my pink bunny. I want
434
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,810
you to put it up on the wall.
435
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,562
And whenever you look at it,
436
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,562
you can think of me, okay?
437
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,356
You got it, dude.
438
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,940
[music continues]
439
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,121
Goodbye, Michelle.
440
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,248
Goodbye, Uncle Jesse.
441
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,151
You see, Michelle,
442
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,151
I could never leave you..
443
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,820
...because you're
444
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,820
my special pal.
445
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,824
And I love having you
446
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,824
for a little sister.
447
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,409
Yeah, me too.
448
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,160
We've had a lot of laughs.
449
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,496
You wouldn't believe
450
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,496
the things I got you to do.
451
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,292
I don't care what's in the bag.
452
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,044
Oh! No!
453
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256
I shouldn't do it,
454
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256
should I, Michelle?
455
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,844
What if..
456
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,804
[gasping]
457
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,265
Look, Michelle.
458
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,392
I've got a cookie.
459
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,896
Yeah, you want the cookie?
460
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,523
They're yummy!
461
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,567
'Want some cookie?'
462
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,984
Yeah.
463
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,448
Come get the yummy cookie.
464
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,703
Huh! Oops!
465
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,914
The cookie accidentally jumped
466
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,914
into the bag.
467
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,832
Go find it!
468
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,626
'Unzip the bag, Michelle.'
469
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,168
'Let's see what's in there.'
470
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,671
'Never mind the cookie.
471
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,671
Get the zipper open.'
472
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,882
'Let's see what Uncle Jesse's
473
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,882
hiding in there.'
474
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,261
'Oh, you found it!'
475
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,893
- May I help you?
476
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,893
- She did it.
477
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,688
Shame on you, Michelle.
478
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,818
(DJ)
479
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,818
And you learned a few tricks.
480
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,361
You can be my dog.
481
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,361
I'll call you Peanut.
482
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,782
(DJ)
483
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,782
'Michelle?'
484
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,284
Go hide on the bed.
485
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,284
But no barking.
486
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,956
Hey, Michelle,
487
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,956
have you seen Sparky?
488
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,374
No Sparky here.
489
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,374
Have a nice day.
490
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,961
[Sparky barking]
491
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,383
Did that bunny rabbit just bark?
492
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,638
That was me. Arf, arf, arf.
493
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,725
[barking]
494
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,728
Maybe it's a doggie.
495
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,191
(DJ)
496
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,191
But if we really needed you,
497
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,191
you were always there.
498
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,610
- Leave the shirt alone.
499
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,610
- No.
500
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,403
Leave it alone!
501
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,741
You're in big trouble, mister.
502
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,787
Now, I'm gonna go upstairs and
503
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,787
see if your sisters are there.
504
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,498
They're not doing
505
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,498
anything wrong.
506
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,752
Well, that pretty much means
507
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,752
they are, doesn't it?
508
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,799
You cannot go upstairs.
509
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,219
Oh, yes, I can.
510
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,889
He's coming! He's coming!
511
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,889
He's coming! He's coming!
512
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,598
He's coming!
513
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,477
He's coming! He's coming!
514
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,477
He's coming! He's coming!
515
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,979
Hurry, he's coming. Hurry.
516
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,357
He's coming! He's coming!
517
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,357
He's coming! He's coming!
518
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,859
He's here.
519
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,738
I did the best I could.
520
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,282
Kimmy, how could you do that?
521
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,493
It's not polite to yell.
522
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,663
Michelle, I have enough problems
523
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,249
without the polite police
524
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,249
on my tail
525
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,751
so just stay out of this.
526
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,045
You forgot to say please.
527
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,840
That's it.
528
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,175
This is not polite.
529
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,175
This is not polite.
530
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,262
This is not polite.
531
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,262
This is not polite.
532
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,347
Thank you.
533
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,266
You are not welcome!
534
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,396
May I have that cupcake, please?
535
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,940
No, you may not.
536
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,735
But I was polite
537
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,735
and I said please.
538
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,822
I was polite too.
539
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,822
I said, no, you may not.
540
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,323
Guess what?
541
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,369
Politeness week is over!
542
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,831
'How rude!'
543
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,127
You are a piece of work.
544
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,380
Thank you. I think.
545
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,632
What Stephanie's trying to say
546
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,093
is you're a really
547
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,093
cool young lady.
548
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,888
If you got any more stories
549
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,888
about me, I wanna hear them.
550
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,810
Alright, a nickel.
551
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,230
Alright, a Cheeto.
552
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,526
[chiming music]
553
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,529
Ice-cream man. Ice-cream man.
554
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,529
Ice-cream man.
555
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,534
Wait for me, I got money.
556
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,834
Give me back my money, you pig.
557
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,340
Why are you very mad?
558
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,969
Uncle Jesse locked me out.
559
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,262
Now, why would Uncle Jesse
560
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,262
do something like that?
561
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,932
I don't know. I'm a fun girl.
562
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,185
Well, I'm just guessing,
563
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,185
Michelle
564
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,645
but I think Uncle Jesse
565
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,645
and Aunt Becky
566
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,105
just want some privacy.
567
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,149
What is privacy?
568
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,400
Well, privacy means
569
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,400
that they just wanna
570
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,527
spend some time together.
571
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,653
Just the two of them.
572
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,031
What are they doing in there?
573
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,743
Well, they're..
574
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,954
...they're doing their taxes.
575
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,209
Are they going to do
576
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,209
their taxes every night?
577
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,089
For the first couple of months.
578
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,011
♪ I'm Popeye the sailor man ♪
579
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,596
♪ I'm Popeye the sailor man ♪
580
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,767
♪ I'm strong to the finish
581
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,767
'cause I eats me spinach ♪
582
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:30,188
♪ I'm Popeye the sailor man ♪
583
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,523
Toot, toot! Whoa!
584
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A-gah-gah-gah!
585
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A-gah-gah-gah!
586
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,697
♪ I'm a little teapot ♪
587
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,741
♪ Short and stout ♪
588
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,202
♪ Well here's my handle ♪
589
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,619
♪ Here is my spout ♪
590
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,538
♪ When I get all hot ♪
591
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,165
♪ You gonna hear me shout ♪
592
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:54,378
♪ Just need to tip me over baby
593
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and pour me out ♪♪
594
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,047
Rock 'n' roll!
595
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,550
♪ There she was just walking
596
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,550
down the street singin' ♪
597
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♪ Do wah diddy diddy
598
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,387
dum diddy do ♪
599
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,225
♪ Snappin' her fingers
600
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,225
and shufflin' her feet singin' ♪
601
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,519
♪ Do wah diddy diddy
602
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,519
dum diddy do ♪
603
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,772
♪ She looked good
604
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,772
she looked good ♪
605
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,815
♪ She looked fine
606
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,815
she looked fine ♪
607
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,776
♪ She looked good
608
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,776
she looked fine ♪
609
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,153
♪ And I nearly lost my mind ♪
610
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,032
♪ Do wah diddy diddy
611
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,032
dum diddy do ♪
612
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,786
♪ Do wah diddy diddy
613
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,786
dum diddy do ♪
614
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,915
♪ Do wah diddy diddy
615
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,915
dum diddy do ♪♪
616
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,923
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
617
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,721
♪ To me ♪
618
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,809
♪ Can't you see ♪
619
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:56,232
♪ You're everything
620
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:56,232
I hoped for ♪
621
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:02,446
♪ Your everything I need ♪
622
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,581
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
623
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,628
♪ To me ♪♪
624
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,347
Wow, I'm cooler than I thought.
625
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,558
And the older you get,
626
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:31,558
the cooler you're gonna be.
627
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,063
But you gotta keep growing up.
628
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,441
So are you ready
629
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,441
to turn five now?
630
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,987
Yes, I am.
631
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,987
It's party time!
632
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,239
Uh, not so fast.
633
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,783
You still have two hours
634
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,783
and 13 minutes to go.
635
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This is the longest day
636
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of my life.
637
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,749
Okay, party animals. We've got
638
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,749
some more decorating to do.
639
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[theme music]
640
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[music continues]