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- Now could we lick the spatula?
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- No, not yet.
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Stephanie's birthday cake has
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to be perfect so keep frosting.
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Now could we lick the spatula?
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Yes, now we can lick
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the spatula.
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It's about time.
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(Rebecca)
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'Whoa, whoa, whoa, Michelle.'
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Michelle, now we have
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to make some more frosting.
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Really, what a shame?
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman the paper boy
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evenin' TV ♪
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♪ How did I get to livin' here
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somebody tell me please ♪
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♪ This old world's
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confusing me ♪
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♪ Clouds as mean
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as you ever seen ♪
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♪ Ain't a bird
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that knows your tune ♪
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♪ Then a little voice
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inside you whispers ♪
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♪ Kid don't sell
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your dreams so soon ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, let's see,
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it's Friday, right?
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That means I clean
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the baby bottles
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and you clean the baby bottoms.
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Hey, there's
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my two biggest fans.
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[imitating Bullwinkle]
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Boy, Rock, I gotta get
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more sleep. I'm seeing double.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I got them laughing again.
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Well, Joey,
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don't get too excited.
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They crack up at anything.
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Yeah, yesterday I blew my nose,
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they busted a gut.
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I'll make 'em laugh.
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[imitating Bullwinkle]
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Hello, I'm Michelle Winkle.
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I said I'm Michelle Winkle,
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get it?
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Hey, what's your problem?
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This is funny stuff.
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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I think they're just tired.
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Come on, boys.
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You need your beauty sleep.
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Uh, you mean their ruggedly
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handsome sleep.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Ruggedly handsome.
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- Say, goodbye, Uncle Joey.
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- Bye.
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I wanna be funny like you.
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No problem at all, Michelle.
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Welcome to Joey Gladstone's
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Comedy College.
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You'll have those babies
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laughing so hard
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there won't be a dry diaper
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in the house.
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[laughing]
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[imitating Joey]
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Not a bad power laugh.
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Little more power,
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less laugh.
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- Ha ha ha.
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- Ha ha!
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Hey, not bad. Ha ha ha!
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- Ha ha.
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- There you go.
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Come on, dad, please,
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take me to your show today.
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I got to meet Tommy Page. Maybe
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he'll autograph his picture.
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Sweetheart, I'll try
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to get him to sign it
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for you,
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but you cannot cut school
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just because some rock star's
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on my show.
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He's not just any rock star.
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His poster's hanging
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over my bed.
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He's the last thing I see
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before I fall asleep.
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Except the inside
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of my eyelids.
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This is so cute.
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Stephanie's
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first childhood crush.
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You know, I had the same thing
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with George Michael
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until his earrings
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got bigger than mine.
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I am not a child.
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Today is my tenth birthday.
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The big 1-0.
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Dad, I can't believe you
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wouldn't let your own daughter
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meet her all-time favorite
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singer in the whole universe
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on her birthday,
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and I thought you loved me.
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[clapping]
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- Great guilt trip.
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- Thanks.
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- Did it work?
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- No.
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I'm losing my touch.
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Okay, get out of here.
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Have fun at school.
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Okay.
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You know, dad,
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that was pretty cold.
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I mean, it is her birthday,
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and she does worship the guy.
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Okay, look, I'm gonna tell you
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something but you gotta keep it
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a secret, alright?
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I told Tommy
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what a big fan Stephanie is
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and he agreed to stop
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by her party after school today.
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Dad, Stephanie's gonna go nuts.
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I know. Am I the raddest,
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baddest dad a kid ever had?
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You were until you said that.
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[music playing]
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Here you go, boys.
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Whoa!
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[cheering]
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Say, yo, yo, yo,
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this is Joey Joe Badstone
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at Stephanie Tanner's
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tenth birthday party.
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Pumping up the jams
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and jamming up the pumps.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah. Hey, neither do I.
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Alright, everybody, party.
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[music continues]
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Uncle Jesse, none
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of the boys will dance.
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Oh, alright.
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I'll help you out here.
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Alright, fellas, listen up.
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Now, I realize you guys might be
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a little shy around women.
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You know, you're-you're
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wondering if you're over moussed
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under deodorized.
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I know how you feel.
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You mean,
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you were shy around girls?
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Now what am I? A dork?
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Now go ask them to dance.
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(all)
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'Oh!'
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Girls, alright,
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it's ladies' choice.
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Grab your favorite guy
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and go for it.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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Not me. The little ones.
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(all)
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'Eww!'
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♪ It's such a sweet sensation ♪
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♪ Yo it's about that time ♪
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♪ To bring forth the rhythm
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and the rhyme ♪
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♪ I'm a get mine so get yours ♪
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♪ I wanna see sweat
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comin' out your pores ♪
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♪ On the house tip
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is how I'm swinging this ♪
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♪ Strictly hip hop boy
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I ain't singing this.. ♪♪
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Where is Tommy Page?
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Tell him his love slave is ready
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to fulfill his every wish.
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D.J., why did you tell Kimmy?
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Because I tell Kimmy everything.
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Okay, then tell her to go home.
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No can do, Mr. T.
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I saw Tommy's limo outside.
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Now where are you hiding
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that hunkalicious boy toy?
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He's waiting downstairs.
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Freeze, Gibbler.
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I need him in one piece.
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Now look, right now, I want
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the two of you to go out there
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and tell Jesse and Joey
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that we're ready, alright?
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And, Kimmy, please don't do
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anything to embarrass us.
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I'll be a perfect lady..
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...until I see Tommy.
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Then you'll have
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to hose me down.
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Tommy!
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Joey, he's ready.
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Come on.
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Alright.
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Everybody, please move back.
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Stephanie, please have
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a seat right here, honey.
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Sweetheart, this is my special
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gift, from me to you.
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[Tommy Page
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singing "Stephanie"]
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Tommy Page!
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[screaming]
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♪ Yes I understand ♪
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♪ That you're not ready
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for me in your life ♪
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♪ But do you understand
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that leavin' you ♪
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♪ Is gonna cut my heart
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just like a knife ♪
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♪ Though our roads may
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take us separate places ♪
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♪ Somewhere down the line ♪
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♪ I'll be waiting
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for you patiently ♪
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♪ Hoping that someday ♪
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♪ You'll be mine ♪
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♪ Stephanie ♪
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♪ You mean everything to me ♪
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♪ You're what
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dreams are made of ♪
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♪ You're the girl I love ♪
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♪ Stephanie ♪
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♪ How I wish
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that I could hold you ♪
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♪ In my arms forever ♪
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♪ For eternity ♪
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♪ Stephanie ♪
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♪ Oh Stephanie ♪
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♪ Mmm mmm mmm ♪♪
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[cheering and applauding]
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Happy birthday, Stephanie.
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- Thanks.
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- Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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Dad, he's the best
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birthday present ever.
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Can I keep him?
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Deej, you can let go now.
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I'll be cool.
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Tommy!
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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I'm Stephanie's best friend,
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Kimmy Gibbler.
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Can I have your autograph?
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Just sign it, "To Kimmy,
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the woman of my dreams."
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Kimmy, he writes music,
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not science fiction.
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Now, look. It's no problem.
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Where do you want me to sign it?
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Oh, here, autograph my shoe.
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(all)
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Eeww.
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Okay, that's enough.
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But wait a minute.
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He didn't sign it yet.
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- Yeah, it's fine.
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- Come on.
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Tommy, I've never seen
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that woman before in my life.
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Thanks so much for coming.
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Uh, would you sign my CD?
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You're the birthday girl.
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Thanks. Be right back.
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Don't move.
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Watch him till I get back.
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Hey, Jess, thanks for your help
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on the piano, man.
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- It really sounded great.
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- Oh, my pleasure, thank you.
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You know, I, uh, I dabble
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in music myself there, uh, Tom.
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You may heard of my band,
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Jesse and The Rippers?
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Yeah. Didn't you play
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in Seattle this summer?
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Yes, we did. Yes.
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We played a little club near
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the university over there. Yeah.
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Oh, cool. Yeah, I was playing
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at the Kingdome.
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Kingdome, yeah, well,
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that's nice
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if you're into, you know,
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big stadiums and lot of money.
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I, I prefer to play
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the small intimate places
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where I can split a pizza
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with my audience.
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If you'll excuse us.
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Hi, Tommy.
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My name is Michelle.
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Oh, hi, Michelle.
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It's really nice to meet you.
335
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My birthday's in November.
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Start working on my song.
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- You're funny.
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- I'm in Comedy College.
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Ba ha ha ha!
340
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Hi, I'm Stephanie's sister, D.J.
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Is this your first time
342
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,576
in San Francisco?
343
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,120
Yeah, but I haven't really had
344
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the chance to see anything yet.
345
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,747
Oh, you should go to Chinatown
346
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,747
and Fisherman's Wharf.
347
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,167
Well, maybe you could show me
348
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,167
around tomorrow?
349
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,836
Me? I'd love to.
350
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I'm back, I'm back,
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I'm back, I'm back.
352
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,840
Sorry, I took so long.
353
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,551
Whoa, Steph, how many gallons
354
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of perfume did you put on?
355
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,595
I just put on one little dab..
356
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,306
...on every inch of my body.
357
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,391
Could you sign this?
358
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I'll treasure it forever.
359
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,143
Sure.
360
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,020
To Stephanie.
361
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,814
Love, Tommy.
362
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,399
- Wow!
363
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,399
- There you go.
364
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,365
[instrumental music]
365
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,494
Which sounds better, Comet?
366
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,497
Mrs. Tommy Page?
367
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,497
Stephanie Page?
368
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,499
Stephanie Tanner Page?
369
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,210
Or Mrs. Stephanie
370
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,210
Judith Tanner Page?
371
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,422
No, Comet,
372
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,422
you don't get a belly rub
373
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:59,760
until we decide what's going
374
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:59,760
on these wedding invitations.
375
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,638
[D.J. laughing]
376
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,348
(DJ)
377
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,348
'Hey, thanks for a great day,
378
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,348
Tommy.'
379
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,642
I never ate tacos
380
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,642
in a limo before.
381
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,519
Actually, I've never
382
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,519
been in a limo before.
383
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,479
Yeah, I kinda figured that out
384
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,479
when you went to go
385
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,357
sit up in the front seat
386
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,357
with the chauffeur.
387
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,192
Hey, listen, do you wanna
388
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,192
come to my concert tonight?
389
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,236
I can get you backstage passes.
390
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,613
- Yeah, that would be great.
391
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,613
- 'Great.'
392
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,074
'Well, I gotta go downstairs.
393
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,074
Jesse's waiting for me.'
394
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,993
I promised Stephanie I'd make
395
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,993
her a tape of that song.
396
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,786
Well, thanks
397
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,786
for a really great day.
398
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582
I'll see you later.
399
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,003
Yes.
400
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,179
[instrumental music]
401
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,063
Okay, Alex, Nicky.
402
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,399
I'm gonna teach you
403
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,399
your first word.
404
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,651
Are you ready?
405
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,194
Mommy.
406
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,407
Nicky, and Alex,
407
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,407
get ready to laugh.
408
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,075
Because here comes
409
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,075
the first graduate
410
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,411
of Joey Gladstone's
411
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,411
Comedy College.
412
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,787
Michelle Shecky Tanner!
413
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,915
Boy, do I got a headache.
414
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,875
Ha ha ha.
415
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,380
Maybe you didn't see
416
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,380
this arrow in my head.
417
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,678
Joey, I'm dyin' out here.
418
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,973
Well, Michelle, maybe you should
419
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,973
just go to your big finish.
420
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,225
- Do I have to do this?
421
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,225
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,978
Everybody knows that a pie
423
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,978
in the face is the oldest joke
424
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:37,066
in the book, but we also know
425
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:37,066
that it always gets a laugh.
426
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,402
- Okay, let me have it.
427
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,402
- Okay.
428
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,405
Are you ready?
429
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,073
I am ready.
430
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,707
I did it. I am funny.
431
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,043
Michelle, I'm supposed
432
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,043
to throw the pie in your face.
433
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,836
This was funnier.
434
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,547
Well, just for that,
435
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,547
you get a big, sloppy kiss.
436
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,385
- Hi, Steph.
437
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,385
- Hello.
438
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,806
Aunt Becky,
439
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,806
can we talk woman-to-woman?
440
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,141
Sure, but I thought
441
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,141
you'd be downstairs
442
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,352
listening to Tommy
443
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,352
record your song.
444
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,895
This is more important.
445
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,356
What would you do
446
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,356
if another woman
447
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,483
stole Uncle Jesse from you?
448
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,443
Oh, well, sweetheart,
449
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,443
that would never happen
450
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,779
because your Uncle Jesse and I
451
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,779
have a loving and committed
452
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,906
relationship based on
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00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,906
mutual trust and respect.
454
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,660
Pfft! She'd never know
455
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,660
what hit her.
456
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,371
Got it, Aunt Becky.
457
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,371
She's toast.
458
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,914
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This
459
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,914
is about a boy at your party?
460
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,084
Well, yeah, sort of.
461
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,084
He really liked me.
462
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,880
But another woman stole my man
463
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,880
right out from under my nose.
464
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,758
The scuzz queen.
465
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,176
You're kidding.
466
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,261
So who is this scuzz queen?
467
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,890
Well, she was like a sister
468
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,890
to me, but not any more.
469
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,309
I'm gonna win him back.
470
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,977
Well, Steph, there's nothing
471
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,977
wrong with letting him know
472
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,522
why you're the one
473
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,522
he should be with.
474
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,650
Right, and if that doesn't work,
475
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,650
she's toast.
476
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,324
I know, he's here.
477
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,324
Where did you stash him?
478
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,243
Tommy's downstairs
479
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,243
in the studio recording
480
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,370
but I can't go down
481
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,370
until the red light's off.
482
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,288
Alright, Tanner.
483
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,288
I want details.
484
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,165
What happened
485
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,165
with you and Tommy?
486
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,544
- Before or after he kissed me?
487
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,544
- No!
488
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,047
You were lip wrestling
489
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,047
with the stud puppy?
490
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,675
I am so happy for you.
491
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,510
Now..
492
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,554
...mind if I take
493
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,554
a crack at him?
494
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,724
Yes, I mind, he's not
495
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,724
running a kissing booth.
496
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,726
We're starting
497
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,726
a real relationship.
498
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,603
Hey, it was worth a shot.
499
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,646
Well, good luck, Deej.
500
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,149
When that red light goes off,
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00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:42,149
it's a green light for love.
502
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:48,782
♪ Oh Stephanie ♪
503
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,620
♪ Mmm mmm mmm ♪♪
504
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,038
Alright. Good job.
505
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,038
Come on out.
506
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,919
That was really nice of you to
507
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,919
write that song for Stephanie.
508
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,170
Thanks, but, you know,
509
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,170
I gotta be honest.
510
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,547
I didn't really write
511
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,547
it for Stephanie.
512
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,299
I wrote it
513
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,299
for my girlfriend, Melanie.
514
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,426
I just changed all the Melanies
515
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,426
to Stephanies.
516
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,053
Well, well, do me a favor.
517
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,053
Don't mention that to Stephanie.
518
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,056
[chuckles]
519
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,056
Do me a favor.
520
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,056
Don't mention it to Melanie.
521
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,393
I just happen to see
522
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,393
the red light go off.
523
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,604
Not that I was like waiting
524
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,604
for the red light to go off
525
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,064
because I do have a life,
526
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,064
but since, well, it did go off
527
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,442
I just thought I'd come down,
528
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,442
see why it went off.
529
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,444
- Oh, hi, Tommy.
530
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,444
- Hi, D.J.
531
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,198
- Oh, hi, Tommy.
532
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,198
- Oh, hi, Stephanie.
533
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,284
Oh, that's right. I'm
534
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,284
the invisible uncle. I forgot.
535
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,244
Listen, I'm-I'm gonna
536
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,244
go get something to drink.
537
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,537
What do you want, Tommy?
538
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,081
(both)
539
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,081
Ice tea, lemon, no sugar.
540
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,750
Well, say the magic word, Tommy
541
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,750
and bada-bing!
542
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,961
I'm back in the room.
543
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,921
I got the party pictures back.
544
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,841
Here's a nice one of us,
545
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,841
suitable for framing.
546
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,134
So, don't you have
547
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,134
something to do?
548
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,472
Don't you worry your pretty,
549
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,472
little, pointed head about me.
550
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,933
Steph, I really don't think
551
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,933
Tommy wants to look at pictures
552
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,893
of a ten year old's
553
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,893
birthday party.
554
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,479
- No, it's okay.
555
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,479
- No, D.J.'s right.
556
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,148
You'd probably rather look
557
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,148
at pictures of her.
558
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,818
- Hmm?
559
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,818
- What pictures?
560
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,612
Here's one of D.J.
561
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,612
when she had the mumps.
562
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,907
Doesn't she remind you
563
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,907
of Mr. Potato Head?
564
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,702
- Give me that.
565
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,702
- Here's my favorite.
566
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,078
- D.J.'s first bath.
567
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,078
- Oh!
568
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,624
- You're dead.
569
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,624
- And look.
570
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,584
In this one, you can see
571
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,584
the little rash on her fanny.
572
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,461
Yeah! Check it out.
573
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,840
That's it. Excuse us.
574
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,258
But I would like to have
575
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,258
a little chat with my sister.
576
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,678
No, that's okay. I don't
577
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,678
really feel like chatting.
578
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,889
I do. Now.
579
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,724
Don't worry, Tommy,
580
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,724
I'll be right back.
581
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,517
No, she won't. I promise.
582
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,439
Stephanie, how could you
583
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,439
do this to me?
584
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,567
What about what you did to me,
585
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,567
you backstabbing
586
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,276
boyfriend-stealing traitor?
587
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,780
What? You thought Tommy was
588
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,780
your boyfriend? You're dreaming.
589
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,241
- He was too my boyfriend.
590
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,241
- Alright, girls.
591
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,076
And he's gonna dump you
592
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,076
and come back to me
593
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,913
after he finds out
594
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,913
you drool in your sleep.
595
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,873
- I do not.
596
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,873
- Yes, you do.
597
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,750
And I have the picture
598
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,750
to prove it.
599
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,501
- Uh, girls.
600
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,501
- Where did you get that?
601
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,880
You didn't know I took this, did
602
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,880
you? I knew it'd come in handy.
603
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,298
- Alright.
604
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,298
- Give me that, you little worm.
605
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,384
Girls! Girls!
606
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,886
- What's this all about?
607
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,886
- I don't know.
608
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,304
- But there they go.
609
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,304
- Girls.
610
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,308
- Girls.
611
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,308
- 'D.J.'
612
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,894
- 'Come on.'
613
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,894
- Hey, hey, Jesse.
614
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,395
What is going on here?
615
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,274
Next time you bring a star home,
616
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,274
try Angela Lansbury.
617
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,234
Stephanie thinks
618
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,234
Tommy is her boyfriend
619
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,528
and she's showing him
620
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,528
embarrassing pictures of me.
621
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,155
He was too my boyfriend
622
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,155
till you stole him.
623
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,658
- You're insane.
624
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,658
- I am not insane.
625
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,453
He signed my CD
626
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,453
"Love, Tommy."
627
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,329
He signed my CD
628
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,329
"Love, Tommy."
629
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,500
But he wrote a special song
630
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,500
just for me.
631
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,211
And he kissed me.
632
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,211
I love him and he loves me.
633
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,173
Look, Steph, um..
634
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,093
I know you feel
635
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,093
very strongly about this
636
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,054
and I don't mean
637
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,054
to hurt your feelings but..
638
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,889
...I don't think
639
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,889
this is really love.
640
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,391
I-I think it's just a crush,
641
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,391
you know.
642
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,143
Yeah, Steph. Your dad's right.
643
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,021
You know, when it's really love,
644
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,021
your-your heart starts pounding
645
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,275
and-and-and your toes curl,
646
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,275
and you start sweating, and..
647
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,655
Well, this isn't it.
648
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,740
Hey, Steph.
649
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,159
Look, we all know what
650
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,159
you're going through, okay?
651
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,495
And sometimes, you wish
652
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,495
for something so badly
653
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,581
that, you, uh,
654
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,581
start believing it's true.
655
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,293
Yeah, Steph, face reality.
656
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,293
Tommy was just being nice.
657
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,506
He's not in love with you.
658
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,506
He's in love with me.
659
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,549
What?
660
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,635
When did this happen?
661
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,635
You just met him.
662
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,179
Well, I know we only spent
663
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,179
a couple of hours together
664
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,556
and it's true we haven't
665
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,556
talked about commitment yet
666
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,059
but I think
667
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,059
it's getting pretty serious.
668
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,603
You know that nice, little talk
669
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,603
we just had with Stephanie?
670
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,938
Well, right about now,
671
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,938
I think
672
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,397
we're gonna have that talk
673
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,397
with you.
674
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,441
Dad, Stephanie is a child.
675
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,153
I am a woman.
676
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,613
Is it safe for me
677
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,613
to come up yet?
678
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,573
Tommy, would you please
679
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,573
straighten everybody out
680
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,493
about what's going on
681
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,493
between us?
682
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,745
Well, D.J. and I
683
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,745
had a really fun day
684
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,748
and I hope
685
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,748
that we could be good friends.
686
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,377
Friends?
687
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,377
You mean, just friends?
688
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,755
Yeah. I'm sorry
689
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,755
if you misunderstood.
690
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,966
Well, now,
691
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,966
that she's out of the way
692
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,301
I guess it's just
693
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,301
you and me, Thomas.
694
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,262
Stephanie, I wanna be friends
695
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,262
with you too.
696
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,059
You mean, friends like
697
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,059
you're just friends with D.J.?
698
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,518
Uh-huh.
699
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,687
But you wrote "Love, Tommy"
700
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,687
on my CD.
701
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,438
I always write "Love, Tommy."
702
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,692
Sometimes I'll even forget,
703
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,692
and I'll write it for a guy.
704
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,777
Yeah, you-you gotta watch that.
705
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,531
Look, I didn't mean
706
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,531
to cause any trouble.
707
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,450
I hope you'll still come
708
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,450
to my concert tonight, okay?
709
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,911
I gotta go.
710
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,911
It's nice meeting you all.
711
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,913
- Yeah, nice meeting you, Tommy.
712
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,913
- Tommy, thanks for this.
713
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,916
- Thanks a lot.
714
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,916
- Thanks a lot, Tommy.
715
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,334
- Tommy, are you leaving?
716
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,334
- Yeah.
717
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,670
But it was really great
718
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,670
meeting you, Michelle.
719
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,717
Well, you are such a babe.
720
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,219
Thanks. Goodbye.
721
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,599
I'm gonna marry him.
722
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,559
Oh, man. It never ends.
723
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,945
Can I help you?
724
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,240
Well, I thought if I'm miserable
725
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,240
and you're miserable
726
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,909
we might as well
727
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,909
be miserable together.
728
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,786
Sit. Be miserable.
729
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,040
I was so dumb.
730
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,333
I was so sure he liked me.
731
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,879
At least you didn't make up
732
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,879
wedding invitations.
733
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,257
But you know what
734
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,257
the weirdest part is?
735
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,593
Everything dad, Joey,
736
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,593
and Uncle Jesse said was right.
737
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,471
I hate when that happens.
738
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,057
If this was just a crush,
739
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,057
I don't know if I can take it
740
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,809
when I really fall in love.
741
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,562
- What's that gonna feel like?
742
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:53,562
- I don't know.
743
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,065
I don't think I've ever
744
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,065
really been in love before.
745
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,858
But I hear it's pretty intense.
746
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,070
I hear the same thing.
747
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,489
You know what I just realized?
748
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:07,534
I am sitting here talking
749
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:07,534
to you about love and boys.
750
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,245
Steph, you're really growing up.
751
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,039
I must be, 'cause ever since
752
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,039
I turned ten
753
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,041
life got so complicated.
754
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,838
Well, one day, we're gonna
755
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,838
be dating like crazy.
756
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,257
And I want you to know
757
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,257
that I will never ever
758
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,467
steal one of your boyfriends.
759
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,220
Because guys are gonna come,
760
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,220
and guys are gonna go
761
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,389
but you and I
762
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,389
will be sisters forever.
763
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,184
Sisters forever.
764
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,982
And I want every one of those
765
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,982
embarrassing pictures back.
766
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,025
You got it.
767
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,653
- And the negatives.
768
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,653
- We'll talk.
769
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,034
[Tommy Page
770
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,034
singing "Stephanie"]
771
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,207
♪ Yes I understand ♪
772
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:59,295
♪ That you're not ready
773
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:59,295
for me in your life ♪♪
774
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,840
[theme music]
775
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,282
♪ Dooby do ba ba dow ♪♪